2021-22 Week 1 Scores

Position The Kingpins of Crime why am i doing this
QB Matt Ryan - ATL 7.36 20.46 Teddy Bridgewater - DEN
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 25 2 Raheem Mostert - SF
RB Antonio Gibson - WAS 11.8 11.8 David Johnson - TEX
WR Laviska Shenault - JAX 12.9 18.2 Brandin Cooks - TEX
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 15.8 0 Brandon Aiyuk - SF
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 23.4 22.2 Mike Williams - LAC
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 12 6.1 Hunter Henry - NE
K Sam Ficken - TEN 0 6 Jason Sanders - MIA
DEF Carolina Panthers - CAR 11 1 Washington Commanders - WAS
Total 119.26 87.76
Winner The Kingpins of Crime (+31.5)
Position The Good Guys Deshaun in the Wind
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 28.76 20.46 Teddy Bridgewater - DEN
RB Mike Davis - ATL 10.2 17.6 Jonathan Taylor - IND
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 17.1 12 Kenyan Drake - LV
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 20.9 12.7 Robby Anderson - CAR
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 19.1 13.2 Jerry Jeudy - DEN
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 31.9 23.5 Chris Godwin - TB
TE Noah Fant - DEN 12.2 12 Logan Thomas - WAS
K Robbie Gould - SF 13 6 Jason Sanders - MIA
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 4 7 San Francisco 49ers - SF
Total 157.16 124.46
Winner The Good Guys (+32.7)
Position Scrantonicity 3 Krusty Krab Pizzas
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 27.42 19.08 Trevor Lawrence - JAX
RB Dalvin Cook - MIN 20.4 0.2 Sony Michel - LAR
RB Salvon Ahmed - MIA 4.8 5.1 Javonte Williams - DEN
WR Davante Adams - GB 10.6 10.4 Jakobi Meyers - NE
WR DeSean Jackson - LAR 4.1 22.2 Mike Williams - LAC
WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling - GB 4.7 20.9 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
TE Chris Herndon IV - MIN 0 6.1 Hunter Henry - NE
K Joey Slye - WAS 14 11 Daniel Carlson - LV
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL -1 3 Indianapolis Colts - IND
Total 85.02 97.98
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas (+12.96)
Position Femme Footbales I am the Law
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 19.08 7.36 Matt Ryan - ATL
RB Nick Chubb - CLE 22.1 8.4 James Robinson - JAX
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 18.1 25 Joe Mixon - CIN
WR Tyreek Hill - KC 37.1 10.1 Calvin Ridley - ATL
WR D.J. Moore - CAR 15.4 2.4 Marquez Callaway - NO
WR Randall Cobb - GB 4.3 19.1 DeVonta Smith - PHI
TE George Kittle - SF 9.8 12 Logan Thomas - WAS
K Tyler Bass - BUF 11 6 Younghoe Koo - ATL
DEF Los Angeles Rams - LAR 8 7 Denver Broncos - DEN
Total 144.88 97.36
Winner Femme Footbales (+47.52)
Position What’s in a Name? Coconut Powerhouses
QB Tom Brady - TB 27.16 7.36 Matt Ryan - ATL
RB Nick Chubb - CLE 22.1 25 Joe Mixon - CIN
RB Darrell Henderson - LAR 15.7 14.6 Chase Edmonds - ARI
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 23.8 10.6 Davante Adams - GB
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 0 23.5 Chris Godwin - TB
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 31.9 10.8 Rondale Moore - ARI
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 11.8 12.2 Noah Fant - DEN
K Cairo Santos - CHI 2 10 Harrison Butker - KC
DEF Los Angeles Rams - LAR 8 -1 Baltimore Ravens - BAL
Total 142.46 113.06
Winner What’s in a Name? (+29.4)
Position Team Blumpkins Everybody Hates Deshaun
QB Ryan Tannehill - TEN 14.18 21.38 Daniel Jones - NYG
RB Myles Gaskin - MIA 12.6 17.1 Kareem Hunt - CLE
RB AJ Dillon - GB 3.6 1.6 Malcolm Brown - MIA
WR D.J. Moore - CAR 15.4 0 Brandon Aiyuk - SF
WR Brandin Cooks - TEX 18.2 24.3 Sterling Shepard - NYG
WR Nelson Agholor - NE 18.2 30.2 Adam Thielen - MIN
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 14.2 5.4 Zach Ertz - PHI
K Brandon McManus - DEN 9 2 Josh Lambo - JAX
DEF San Francisco 49ers - SF 7 1 New York Giants - NYG
Total 112.38 102.98
Winner Team Blumpkins (+9.4)
Position Min’s Mannschaft The Score-Box Munchers
QB Nate Sudfeld - SF 0 19.06 Sam Darnold - CAR
RB Adrian Killins - PHI 0 2 Raheem Mostert - SF
RB Derek Watt - PIT 0 8.4 James Robinson - JAX
WR Dwayne Harris - CHI 0 12.7 Robby Anderson - CAR
WR Kendall Hinton - DEN 0 15.4 D.J. Moore - CAR
WR Nsimba Webster - CHI 0 14.6 Diontae Johnson - PIT
TE Brycen Hopkins - LAR 0 12 Logan Thomas - WAS
K Taylor Russolino - DEN 0 10 Harrison Butker - KC
DEF Detroit Lions - DET 1 7 San Francisco 49ers - SF
Total 1 101.16
Winner The Score-Box Munchers (+100.16)
Position Adam Schefter’s Sources The Vanilla Nut Taps
QB Aaron Rodgers - GB 1.32 27.06 Russell Wilson - SEA
RB Raheem Mostert - SF 2 10.2 Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC
RB Dalvin Cook - MIN 20.4 14.6 Chase Edmonds - ARI
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 10.2 10.6 Davante Adams - GB
WR Brandin Cooks - TEX 18.2 0 Brandon Aiyuk - SF
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 15.8 0.7 Elijah Moore - NYJ
TE Robert Tonyan - GB 2.8 12.2 Noah Fant - DEN
K Brandon McManus - DEN 9 9 Brandon McManus - DEN
DEF San Francisco 49ers - SF 7 1 Washington Commanders - WAS
Total 86.72 85.36
Winner Adam Schefter’s Sources (+1.36)
Position Freak of Nature Mister Commissioner
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 28.76 14.76 Jimmy Garoppolo - SF
RB Raheem Mostert - SF 2 25 Jamaal Williams - DET
RB James Robinson - JAX 8.4 2 Raheem Mostert - SF
WR Adam Thielen - MIN 30.2 23.7 Antonio Brown - TB
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 15.8 4.1 DeSean Jackson - LAR
WR Robert Woods - LAR 12.4 18.7 Marvin Jones - JAX
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 11.8 4.9 Anthony Firkser - TEN
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 6 9 Brandon McManus - DEN
DEF San Francisco 49ers - SF 7 -5 Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX
Total 122.36 97.16
Winner Freak of Nature (+25.2)
Position Inches, from 4th and Inches Dak Me Goff
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 21.38 28.76 Jalen Hurts - PHI
RB Raheem Mostert - SF 2 8.4 James Robinson - JAX
RB Miles Sanders - PHI 17.3 20.8 Melvin Gordon - DEN
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 26 12.54 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 14.6 19.4 Marquise Brown - BAL
WR Robby Anderson - CAR 12.7 12.9 Laviska Shenault - JAX
TE George Kittle - SF 9.8 4.9 Anthony Firkser - TEN
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 6 6 Younghoe Koo - ATL
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 6 7 San Francisco 49ers - SF
Total 115.78 120.7
Winner Dak Me Goff (+4.92)
Position She Sucks My Boswell Tight Ends Only
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 18 18 Lamar Jackson - BAL
RB Dalvin Cook - MIN 20.4 2 Raheem Mostert - SF
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 17 12.7 Chris Carson - SEA
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 15.9 4.1 DeSean Jackson - LAR
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 23.8 5.9 Julio Jones - TEN
WR Laviska Shenault - JAX 12.9 6.2 Tyler Boyd - CIN
TE T.J. Hockenson - DET 25.7 7.1 Kyle Pitts - ATL
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 6 10 Harrison Butker - KC
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL -1 7 San Francisco 49ers - SF
Total 138.7 73
Winner She Sucks My Boswell (+65.7)
Position End Zone Jones Skid Marks
QB Kyler Murray - ARI 33.56 27.16 Tom Brady - TB
RB Lamical Perine - NYJ 0 25 Joe Mixon - CIN
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 18.1 20.4 Dalvin Cook - MIN
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 15.8 14 Cole Beasley - BUF
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 6.2 14.9 A.J. Brown - TEN
WR DeAndre Hopkins - ARI 26.3 15.4 D.J. Moore - CAR
TE Eric Ebron - PIT 2.9 2.8 Robert Tonyan - GB
K Sam Ficken - TEN 0 4 Jason Myers - SEA
DEF Los Angeles Rams - LAR 8 7 Denver Broncos - DEN
Total 110.86 130.66
Winner Skid Marks (+19.8)
Position Flatal Flom’s Dez Still Caught It
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 18 22.04 Kirk Cousins - MIN
RB Dalvin Cook - MIN 20.4 2 Raheem Mostert - SF
RB James Robinson - JAX 8.4 20.8 Melvin Gordon - DEN
WR Brandin Cooks - TEX 18.2 30.2 Adam Thielen - MIN
WR D.J. Moore - CAR 15.4 12.7 Robby Anderson - CAR
WR Michael Pittman - IND 5.9 31.9 Deebo Samuel - SF
TE George Kittle - SF 9.8 14.2 Dallas Goedert - PHI
K Jake Elliott - PHI 7 7 Jake Elliott - PHI
DEF San Francisco 49ers - SF 7 4 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 110.1 144.84
Winner Dez Still Caught It (+34.74)
Position Jewish McCaffreys Judge Jeudy
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 28.76 14.76 Jimmy Garoppolo - SF
RB Raheem Mostert - SF 2 11 Devin Singletary - BUF
RB James Robinson - JAX 8.4 2 Raheem Mostert - SF
WR Antonio Brown - TB 23.7 5.9 Julio Jones - TEN
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 6.2 2.4 Marquez Callaway - NO
WR Mecole Hardman - KC 4.9 24 Christian Kirk - ARI
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 11.8 4.9 Anthony Firkser - TEN
K Graham Gano - NYG 1 7 Ryan Santoso - CAR
DEF Carolina Panthers - CAR 11 6 Houston Texans - TEX
Total 97.76 77.96
Winner Jewish McCaffreys (+19.8)