| Position |  |
The Kingpins of Crime | why am i doing this | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
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Matt Ryan - ATL | 7.36 | 20.46 | Teddy Bridgewater - DEN | 
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| RB | 
|
Joe Mixon - CIN | 25 | 2 | Raheem Mostert - SF | 
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| RB | 
|
Antonio Gibson - WAS | 11.8 | 11.8 | David Johnson - TEX | 
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| WR | 
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Laviska Shenault - JAX | 12.9 | 18.2 | Brandin Cooks - TEX | 
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| WR | 
|
Tee Higgins - CIN | 15.8 | 0 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 
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| WR | 
|
CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 23.4 | 22.2 | Mike Williams - LAC | 
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| TE | 
|
Logan Thomas - WAS | 12 | 6.1 | Hunter Henry - NE | 
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| K | 
|
Sam Ficken - TEN | 0 | 6 | Jason Sanders - MIA | 
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| DEF | 
|
Carolina Panthers - CAR | 11 | 1 | Washington Commanders - WAS | 
|
| Total | 119.26 | 87.76 | ||||
| Winner | The Kingpins of Crime | |||||
| Position | |
The Good Guys | Deshaun in the Wind | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 28.76 | 20.46 | Teddy Bridgewater - DEN |
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| RB | 
|
Mike Davis - ATL | 10.2 | 17.6 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 
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| RB | 
|
Kareem Hunt - CLE | 17.1 | 12 | Kenyan Drake - LV | 
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| WR | 
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Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 20.9 | 12.7 | Robby Anderson - CAR | 
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| WR | 
|
DeVonta Smith - PHI | 19.1 | 13.2 | Jerry Jeudy - DEN | 
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| WR | 
|
Deebo Samuel - SF | 31.9 | 23.5 | Chris Godwin - TB | 
|
| TE | 
|
Noah Fant - DEN | 12.2 | 12 | Logan Thomas - WAS |
|
| K | 
|
Robbie Gould - SF | 13 | 6 | Jason Sanders - MIA |
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| DEF | 
|
Minnesota Vikings - MIN | 4 | 7 | San Francisco 49ers - SF | 
|
| Total | 157.16 | 124.46 | ||||
| Winner | The Good Guys | |||||
| Position | |
Scrantonicity 3 | Krusty Krab Pizzas | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Dak Prescott - DAL | 27.42 | 19.08 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 
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| RB | 
|
Dalvin Cook - MIN | 20.4 | 0.2 | Sony Michel - LAR | 
|
| RB | 
|
Salvon Ahmed - MIA | 4.8 | 5.1 | Javonte Williams - DEN | 
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| WR | 
|
Davante Adams - GB | 10.6 | 10.4 | Jakobi Meyers - NE | 
|
| WR | 
|
DeSean Jackson - LAR | 4.1 | 22.2 | Mike Williams - LAC |
|
| WR | 
|
Marquez Valdes-Scantling - GB | 4.7 | 20.9 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN |
|
| TE | 
|
Chris Herndon IV - MIN | 0 | 6.1 | Hunter Henry - NE |
|
| K | 
|
Joey Slye - WAS | 14 | 11 | Daniel Carlson - LV | 
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| DEF | 
|
Baltimore Ravens - BAL | -1 | 3 | Indianapolis Colts - IND | 
|
| Total | 85.02 | 97.98 | ||||
| Winner | Krusty Krab Pizzas | |||||
| Position | |
Femme Footbales | I am the Law | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 19.08 | 7.36 | Matt Ryan - ATL |
|
| RB | 
|
Nick Chubb - CLE | 22.1 | 8.4 | James Robinson - JAX | 
|
| RB | 
|
Alvin Kamara - NO | 18.1 | 25 | Joe Mixon - CIN |
|
| WR | 
|
Tyreek Hill - KC | 37.1 | 10.1 | Calvin Ridley - ATL | 
|
| WR | 
|
D.J. Moore - CAR | 15.4 | 2.4 | Marquez Callaway - NO | 
|
| WR | 
|
Randall Cobb - GB | 4.3 | 19.1 | DeVonta Smith - PHI |
|
| TE | 
|
George Kittle - SF | 9.8 | 12 | Logan Thomas - WAS |
|
| K | 
|
Tyler Bass - BUF | 11 | 6 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 
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| DEF | 
|
Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 8 | 7 | Denver Broncos - DEN | 
|
| Total | 144.88 | 97.36 | ||||
| Winner | Femme Footbales | |||||
| Position | |
What’s in a Name? | Coconut Powerhouses | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Tom Brady - TB | 27.16 | 7.36 | Matt Ryan - ATL |
|
| RB |
|
Nick Chubb - CLE | 22.1 | 25 | Joe Mixon - CIN |
|
| RB | 
|
Darrell Henderson - LAR | 15.7 | 14.6 | Chase Edmonds - ARI | 
|
| WR | 
|
Cooper Kupp - LAR | 23.8 | 10.6 | Davante Adams - GB |
|
| WR |
|
Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 0 | 23.5 | Chris Godwin - TB |
|
| WR |
|
Deebo Samuel - SF | 31.9 | 10.8 | Rondale Moore - ARI | 
|
| TE | 
|
Tyler Higbee - LAR | 11.8 | 12.2 | Noah Fant - DEN |
|
| K | 
|
Cairo Santos - CHI | 2 | 10 | Harrison Butker - KC | 
|
| DEF |
|
Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 8 | -1 | Baltimore Ravens - BAL |
|
| Total | 142.46 | 113.06 | ||||
| Winner | What’s in a Name? | |||||
| Position | |
Team Blumpkins | Everybody Hates Deshaun | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Ryan Tannehill - TEN | 14.18 | 21.38 | Daniel Jones - NYG | 
|
| RB | 
|
Myles Gaskin - MIA | 12.6 | 17.1 | Kareem Hunt - CLE |
|
| RB | 
|
AJ Dillon - GB | 3.6 | 1.6 | Malcolm Brown - MIA | 
|
| WR |
|
D.J. Moore - CAR | 15.4 | 0 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF |
|
| WR |
|
Brandin Cooks - TEX | 18.2 | 24.3 | Sterling Shepard - NYG | 
|
| WR | 
|
Nelson Agholor - NE | 18.2 | 30.2 | Adam Thielen - MIN | 
|
| TE | 
|
Dallas Goedert - PHI | 14.2 | 5.4 | Zach Ertz - PHI | 
|
| K | 
|
Brandon McManus - DEN | 9 | 2 | Josh Lambo - JAX | 
|
| DEF |
|
San Francisco 49ers - SF | 7 | 1 | New York Giants - NYG | 
|
| Total | 112.38 | 102.98 | ||||
| Winner | Team Blumpkins | |||||
| Position | |
Min’s Mannschaft | The Score-Box Munchers | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Nate Sudfeld - SF | 0 | 19.06 | Sam Darnold - CAR | 
|
| RB | 
|
Adrian Killins - PHI | 0 | 2 | Raheem Mostert - SF |
|
| RB | 
|
Derek Watt - PIT | 0 | 8.4 | James Robinson - JAX |
|
| WR | 
|
Dwayne Harris - CHI | 0 | 12.7 | Robby Anderson - CAR |
|
| WR | 
|
Kendall Hinton - DEN | 0 | 15.4 | D.J. Moore - CAR |
|
| WR | 
|
Nsimba Webster - CHI | 0 | 14.6 | Diontae Johnson - PIT | 
|
| TE | 
|
Brycen Hopkins - LAR | 0 | 12 | Logan Thomas - WAS |
|
| K |
|
Taylor Russolino - DEN | 0 | 10 | Harrison Butker - KC |
|
| DEF | 
|
Detroit Lions - DET | 1 | 7 | San Francisco 49ers - SF |
|
| Total | 1 | 101.16 | ||||
| Winner | The Score-Box Munchers | |||||
| Position | |
Adam Schefter’s Sources | The Vanilla Nut Taps | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Aaron Rodgers - GB | 1.32 | 27.06 | Russell Wilson - SEA | 
|
| RB |
|
Raheem Mostert - SF | 2 | 10.2 | Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC | 
|
| RB |
|
Dalvin Cook - MIN | 20.4 | 14.6 | Chase Edmonds - ARI |
|
| WR | 
|
Terry McLaurin - WAS | 10.2 | 10.6 | Davante Adams - GB |
|
| WR |
|
Brandin Cooks - TEX | 18.2 | 0 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF |
|
| WR |
|
Tee Higgins - CIN | 15.8 | 0.7 | Elijah Moore - NYJ | 
|
| TE | 
|
Robert Tonyan - GB | 2.8 | 12.2 | Noah Fant - DEN |
|
| K |
|
Brandon McManus - DEN | 9 | 9 | Brandon McManus - DEN |
|
| DEF |
|
San Francisco 49ers - SF | 7 | 1 | Washington Commanders - WAS |
|
| Total | 86.72 | 85.36 | ||||
| Winner | Adam Schefter’s Sources | |||||
| Position | |
Freak of Nature | Mister Commissioner | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 28.76 | 14.76 | Jimmy Garoppolo - SF | 
|
| RB |
|
Raheem Mostert - SF | 2 | 25 | Jamaal Williams - DET | 
|
| RB |
|
James Robinson - JAX | 8.4 | 2 | Raheem Mostert - SF |
|
| WR |
|
Adam Thielen - MIN | 30.2 | 23.7 | Antonio Brown - TB | 
|
| WR |
|
Tee Higgins - CIN | 15.8 | 4.1 | DeSean Jackson - LAR |
|
| WR | 
|
Robert Woods - LAR | 12.4 | 18.7 | Marvin Jones - JAX | 
|
| TE |
|
Tyler Higbee - LAR | 11.8 | 4.9 | Anthony Firkser - TEN | 
|
| K |
|
Younghoe Koo - ATL | 6 | 9 | Brandon McManus - DEN |
|
| DEF |
|
San Francisco 49ers - SF | 7 | -5 | Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX | 
|
| Total | 122.36 | 97.16 | ||||
| Winner | Freak of Nature | |||||
| Position | |
Inches, from 4th and Inches | Dak Me Goff | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Daniel Jones - NYG | 21.38 | 28.76 | Jalen Hurts - PHI |
|
| RB |
|
Raheem Mostert - SF | 2 | 8.4 | James Robinson - JAX |
|
| RB | 
|
Miles Sanders - PHI | 17.3 | 20.8 | Melvin Gordon - DEN | 
|
| WR | 
|
Tyler Lockett - SEA | 26 | 12.54 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 
|
| WR |
|
Diontae Johnson - PIT | 14.6 | 19.4 | Marquise Brown - BAL | 
|
| WR |
|
Robby Anderson - CAR | 12.7 | 12.9 | Laviska Shenault - JAX |
|
| TE |
|
George Kittle - SF | 9.8 | 4.9 | Anthony Firkser - TEN |
|
| K |
|
Younghoe Koo - ATL | 6 | 6 | Younghoe Koo - ATL |
|
| DEF | 
|
Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 6 | 7 | San Francisco 49ers - SF |
|
| Total | 115.78 | 120.7 | ||||
| Winner | Dak Me Goff | |||||
| Position |  |
She Sucks My Boswell | Tight Ends Only | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Lamar Jackson - BAL | 18 | 18 | Lamar Jackson - BAL |
|
| RB |
|
Dalvin Cook - MIN | 20.4 | 2 | Raheem Mostert - SF |
|
| RB | 
|
Josh Jacobs - LV | 17 | 12.7 | Chris Carson - SEA | 
|
| WR | 
|
Stefon Diggs - BUF | 15.9 | 4.1 | DeSean Jackson - LAR |
|
| WR |
|
Cooper Kupp - LAR | 23.8 | 5.9 | Julio Jones - TEN | 
|
| WR |
|
Laviska Shenault - JAX | 12.9 | 6.2 | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 
|
| TE | 
|
T.J. Hockenson - DET | 25.7 | 7.1 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 
|
| K |
|
Younghoe Koo - ATL | 6 | 10 | Harrison Butker - KC |
|
| DEF |
|
Baltimore Ravens - BAL | -1 | 7 | San Francisco 49ers - SF |
|
| Total | 138.7 | 73 | ||||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell | |||||
| Position | |
End Zone Jones | Skid Marks |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Kyler Murray - ARI | 33.56 | 27.16 | Tom Brady - TB |
|
| RB | 
|
Lamical Perine - NYJ | 0 | 25 | Joe Mixon - CIN |
|
| RB |
|
Alvin Kamara - NO | 18.1 | 20.4 | Dalvin Cook - MIN |
|
| WR |
|
Tee Higgins - CIN | 15.8 | 14 | Cole Beasley - BUF | 
|
| WR |
|
Tyler Boyd - CIN | 6.2 | 14.9 | A.J. Brown - TEN | 
|
| WR | 
|
DeAndre Hopkins - ARI | 26.3 | 15.4 | D.J. Moore - CAR |
|
| TE | 
|
Eric Ebron - PIT | 2.9 | 2.8 | Robert Tonyan - GB |
|
| K |
|
Sam Ficken - TEN | 0 | 4 | Jason Myers - SEA | 
|
| DEF |
|
Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 8 | 7 | Denver Broncos - DEN |
|
| Total | 110.86 | 130.66 | ||||
| Winner | Skid Marks | |||||
| Position | |
Flatal Flom’s | Dez Still Caught It | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Lamar Jackson - BAL | 18 | 22.04 | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 
|
| RB |
|
Dalvin Cook - MIN | 20.4 | 2 | Raheem Mostert - SF |
|
| RB |
|
James Robinson - JAX | 8.4 | 20.8 | Melvin Gordon - DEN |
|
| WR |
|
Brandin Cooks - TEX | 18.2 | 30.2 | Adam Thielen - MIN |
|
| WR |
|
D.J. Moore - CAR | 15.4 | 12.7 | Robby Anderson - CAR |
|
| WR | 
|
Michael Pittman - IND | 5.9 | 31.9 | Deebo Samuel - SF |
|
| TE |
|
George Kittle - SF | 9.8 | 14.2 | Dallas Goedert - PHI |
|
| K | 
|
Jake Elliott - PHI | 7 | 7 | Jake Elliott - PHI |
|
| DEF |
|
San Francisco 49ers - SF | 7 | 4 | Minnesota Vikings - MIN |
|
| Total | 110.1 | 144.84 | ||||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It | |||||
| Position | |
Jewish McCaffreys | Judge Jeudy | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 28.76 | 14.76 | Jimmy Garoppolo - SF |
|
| RB |
|
Raheem Mostert - SF | 2 | 11 | Devin Singletary - BUF | 
|
| RB |
|
James Robinson - JAX | 8.4 | 2 | Raheem Mostert - SF |
|
| WR |
|
Antonio Brown - TB | 23.7 | 5.9 | Julio Jones - TEN |
|
| WR |
|
Tyler Boyd - CIN | 6.2 | 2.4 | Marquez Callaway - NO |
|
| WR | 
|
Mecole Hardman - KC | 4.9 | 24 | Christian Kirk - ARI | 
|
| TE |
|
Tyler Higbee - LAR | 11.8 | 4.9 | Anthony Firkser - TEN |
|
| K | 
|
Graham Gano - NYG | 1 | 7 | Ryan Santoso - CAR | 
|
| DEF |
|
Carolina Panthers - CAR | 11 | 6 | Houston Texans - TEX | 
|
| Total | 97.76 | 77.96 | ||||
| Winner | Jewish McCaffreys | |||||
