Another late, and another brief write-up for this week! Getting this out of the way, Who’s Nailin’ Jalen was the top scorer this week. Jake LaPres, today you are a rich man. For this week, I wanted to take a quick peek at each Division. Beta Fish It should be no surprise to anyone that …
Short write-up because I’m very busy today! Highest Scorer: TheNuke 9 (168.88 points) TheNuke benefitted from some career days from LaPorta, Kyren, and Tet, who all popped for 100+ points alone. Bummer for unbelievably high who sent JSN, Gibbs, Hubbard, and Rice straight to the garbage can in a 50+ point blowout. Today, TheNuke wins …
Of the 16 games played in Week 3, TWELVE were one-score games. RIP to your moneyline parlays, survivor pools, and more. Hopefully, you escaped with a dub in Big League. Highest Scorer: Southport Skegs (168.82 points) For the second week in a row, Colin’s Skegs take home the points title. A runaway favorite three weeks …
Week 1 was a point explosion. Week 2 was the aftershock. Here’s your weekly write-up. Highest Scorer: Southport Skegs (201.96 points) Coming to you live from ChatGPT comes Colin’s roster! After blanking the morning slate, Colin took the futurist’s way out and deferred responsibility to our water-guzzling overlords. Beep boop bop – Altman’s creation said …
Housekeeping: Hey everyone, thank you all for a fully rostered Week 1 of Big League! Nothing makes me happier than not having to remind almost 30-year-olds (and beyond) to submit their Fantasy Football lineups. One thing to go over before we get into the awards: Phone Updates – after a couple feints by me, the …
Hi everyone! Coming to you a week after the action, I have a bunch of info in three categories. First, you’ll hear the unedited words of both our champion and our runner-up. Then, the annual statistical write-up courtesy of our very own PhD candidate and co-commissioner, Matthew. And lastly, a summary of league updates/things to …
Anyone missing a glass slipper? If you are, send me an email. Because here we are in week 17 and the 14th seed is lined up against the #1 seed, horns pointed, ready to rumble. Cinderella story, this may be. Here are the matchups for next week: I would be punching any un-holed wall if I …
Hello, everyone! We have finally identified the final four teams that we’ll be talking about for the next two weeks. That’s correct! As a reminder, our playoffs run to week 18, and the losers of next week will face off for 3rd place. Payouts will be issued after the champion is decided (btw, we have two …
So, the original vision for these postseason write-ups was to get quotes from all the losing teams, but I only heard back from one (kudos to Up!!! for being a good sport. His closing words: “good luck to the remaining women and POC in the league!”). All class. Here is the bracket for the coming week …
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Did ya miss me? Here we are, once more. Another trip ’round the sun and the regular season of Big League Fantasy Football has come and gone. Before we continue, take a moment to self-assess. Did you do your best? Did you give it your all? Do you have regrets? Too bad! It’s December, and …
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