This Week

Position SemperSometimes Points Riley Read Option Points
QB Bo Nix - DEN 29.76 Jordan Love - GB 5.74
RB Najee Harris - PIT 16.1 Kenneth Walker III - SEA 8.5
RB Jaylen Warren - PIT 7.9 J.K. Dobbins - LAC 16.8
WR George Pickens - PIT 11.4 Ray-Ray McCloud - ATL 5.6
WR Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 8 Romeo Doubs - GB 10.2
WR Van Jefferson - PIT 10.2 Rashod Bateman - BAL 3.8
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 3.9 Dalton Schultz - HOU 9.2
K Chris Boswell - PIT 14 Cameron Dicker - LAC 9
D New York Giants 3 Arizona Cardinals 2
Total 104.26 70.84
Winner SemperSometimes
Position Alpha Females Points Team Harris Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 5.74 Bo Nix - DEN 29.76
RB David Montgomery - DET 14.92 Rico Dowdle - DAL 0
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 9.9 Tyjae Spears - TEN 0
WR Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI 23.1 Courtland Sutton - DEN 17.12
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 13.4 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 8.7
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 20.4 DeAndre Hopkins - KC 4.9
TE David Njoku - CLE 17.1 Cole Kmet - CHI 4.4
K Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 11 Wil Lutz - DEN 4
D New Orleans Saints 4 Denver Broncos 9
Total 119.56 77.88
Winner Alpha Females
Position jacksons team Points Endzone Jones Points
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 6.66 Bo Nix - DEN 29.76
RB Najee Harris - PIT 16.1 Javonte Williams - DEN 9.2
RB Devin Singletary - NYG 4.3 Joe Mixon - HOU 23.4
WR Darius Slayton - NYG 14.8 Malik Washington - MIA 0
WR George Pickens - PIT 11.4 Troy Franklin - DEN 1.9
WR Van Jefferson - PIT 10.2 Odell Beckham Jr. - MIA 0
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 3.9 Johnny Mundt - MIN 2
K Greg Joseph - NYG 14 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 6
D Pittsburgh Steelers 13 Detroit Lions 13
Total 94.36 85.26
Winner jacksons team
Position Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts Points Puck the Fackers Points
QB Bo Nix - DEN 29.76 Jalen Hurts - PHI 35.14
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 9.2 Kareem Hunt - KC 13.3
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 20.3 James Conner - ARI 14.9
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 1.9 Jayden Reed - GB 7.5
WR Jerry Jeudy - CLE 12.9 Jalen McMillan - TB 9.2
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 8.5 Rome Odunze - CHI 8.4
TE Cade Otton - TB 29.1 Kyle Pitts - ATL 25.1
K Harrison Butker - KC 10 Wil Lutz - DEN 4
D New York Jets 4 Denver Broncos 9
Total 125.66 126.54
Winner Puck the Fackers
Position Anthony’s Richer Son Points Skol! Go Yikes Points
QB Caleb Williams - CHI 9.34 Bo Nix - DEN 29.76
RB Kareem Hunt - KC 13.3 Derrick Henry - BAL 14.7
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 9.2 David Montgomery - DET 14.92
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 13.2 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 8.7
WR Ricky Pearsall - SF 11.7 Amari Cooper - BUF 1.3
WR Stefon Diggs - HOU 12.7 Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI 23.1
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 25.1 Mark Andrews - BAL 14.6
K Evan McPherson - CIN 4 Anders Carlson - SF 16
D Detroit Lions 13 Denver Broncos 9
Total 111.54 132.08
Winner Skol! Go Yikes
Position Beat My Meat to Zeke Points H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO Points
QB Baker Mayfield - TB 22.3 C.J. Stroud - HOU 12.4
RB Kareem Hunt - KC 13.3 Aaron Jones - MIN 11.5
RB Josh Jacobs - GB 25.5 Rachaad White - TB 15.7
WR Davante Adams - NYJ 9.4 Rashod Bateman - BAL 3.8
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 16.3 Tyreek Hill - MIA 13.2
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 10.2 Romeo Doubs - GB 10.2
TE Evan Engram - JAX 13.6 Cade Otton - TB 29.1
K Harrison Butker - KC 10 Wil Lutz - DEN 4
D LA Chargers 8 Pittsburgh Steelers 13
Total 128.6 112.9
Winner Beat My Meat to Zeke
Position Bob Barker’s House of Pain Points The Saginasty Lannisters Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 26 Jared Goff - DET 15.5
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 9.2 Breece Hall - NYJ 9.9
RB Rico Dowdle - DAL 0 Javonte Williams - DEN 9.2
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 39.6 Zay Flowers - BAL 18.5
WR Ricky Pearsall - SF 11.7 DeVonta Smith - PHI 20.5
WR Xavier Legette - CAR 13.4 Courtland Sutton - DEN 17.12
TE Adam Trautman - DEN 18.5 Noah Fant - SEA 5.2
K Harrison Butker - KC 10 Jason Sanders - MIA 11
D Denver Broncos 9 New York Jets 4
Total 137.4 110.92
Winner Bob Barker’s House of Pain
Position Drew Crew Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 24.06 Jalen Hurts - PHI 35.14
RB Joe Mixon - HOU 23.4 Nick Chubb - CLE 5.2
RB David Montgomery - DET 14.92 Isiah Pacheco - KC 0
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 20.5 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 8.7
WR Keenan Allen - CHI 5.9 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 0
WR Keon Coleman - BUF 18 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 2.6
TE Mark Andrews - BAL 14.6 George Kittle - SF 24.8
K Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 11 Riley Patterson - WAS 0
D Detroit Lions 13 Baltimore Ravens 0
Total 145.38 76.44
Winner Drew Crew
Position Freakofnature Points Gamecocks Points
QB Caleb Williams - CHI 9.34 Bo Nix - DEN 29.76
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 9.9 James Conner - ARI 14.9
RB Aaron Jones - MIN 11.5 Raheem Mostert - MIA 16
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 13.4 Keon Coleman - BUF 18
WR DJ Moore - CHI 5.4 Calvin Ridley - TEN 22.6
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 17.12 Trey Palmer - TB 4.9
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 13.1 Dalton Schultz - HOU 9.2
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 9 Younghoe Koo - ATL 6
D Denver Broncos 9 Kansas City Chiefs 9
Total 97.76 130.36
Winner Gamecocks
Position hancocky bastards Points Up!!! Points
QB Bo Nix - DEN 29.76 Bo Nix - DEN 29.76
RB Kareem Hunt - KC 13.3 Javonte Williams - DEN 9.2
RB Rico Dowdle - DAL 0 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 23.5
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 13.2 Justin Jefferson - MIN 19.5
WR Keenan Allen - CHI 5.9 Chris Olave - NO 18.7
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 2.6 Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 8
TE Hunter Henry - NE 9.5 Sam LaPorta - DET 16.8
K Jake Bates - DET 12 Wil Lutz - DEN 4
D Washington Commanders 5 LA Chargers 8
Total 91.26 137.46
Winner Up!!!
Position Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? Points Bad at This Points
QB Jameis Winston - CLE 23.56 Jordan Love - GB 5.74
RB Tank Bigsby - JAX 10.6 Javonte Williams - DEN 9.2
RB Najee Harris - PIT 16.1 Breece Hall - NYJ 9.9
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 16.3 Cooper Kupp - LAR 16.1
WR Andrei Iosivas - CIN 0 Romeo Doubs - GB 10.2
WR Stefon Diggs - HOU 12.7 Calvin Ridley - TEN 22.6
TE Grant Calcaterra - PHI 8.8 Dalton Schultz - HOU 9.2
K Anders Carlson - SF 16 Cameron Dicker - LAC 9
D Baltimore Ravens 0 Kansas City Chiefs 9
Total 104.06 100.94
Winner Who’s Nailin’ Jalen?
Position Jordan Loves Younghoes Points The Good Guys Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 13.62 Jared Goff - DET 15.5
RB Kareem Hunt - KC 13.3 Kareem Hunt - KC 13.3
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 22.6 Jordan Mason - SF 1.8
WR George Pickens - PIT 11.4 George Pickens - PIT 11.4
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 13.4 Romeo Doubs - GB 10.2
WR Ladd McConkey - LAC 29.1 Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX 15
TE Brock Bowers - LV 10.8 David Njoku - CLE 17.1
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 6 Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 11
D Washington Commanders 5 Detroit Lions 13
Total 125.22 108.3
Winner Jordan Loves Younghoes
Position Kingpins of Crime Points Green Bowl Packers Points
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 14.66 Jordan Love - GB 5.74
RB Joe Mixon - HOU 23.4 D'Andre Swift - CHI 18.9
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 8.5 Najee Harris - PIT 16.1
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 20.4 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 12.9
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 13.2 Khalil Shakir - BUF 19.9
WR George Pickens - PIT 11.4 Garrett Wilson - NYJ 16.3
TE David Njoku - CLE 17.1 Cade Otton - TB 29.1
K Jason Sanders - MIA 11 Wil Lutz - DEN 4
D Detroit Lions 13 Kansas City Chiefs 9
Total 132.66 131.94
Winner Kingpins of Crime
Position Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac Points Dez Still Caught It Points
QB Russell Wilson - PIT 13.82 Bo Nix - DEN 29.76
RB Jordan Mason - SF 1.8 Kareem Hunt - KC 13.3
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 9.1 Chase Brown - CIN 11.4
WR Malik Nabers - NYG 14.1 Romeo Doubs - GB 10.2
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 17.12 Courtland Sutton - DEN 17.12
WR DeAndre Hopkins - KC 4.9 Tank Dell - HOU 13.5
TE Travis Kelce - KC 25 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 13.1
K Austin Seibert - WAS 12 Jake Bates - DET 12
D Kansas City Chiefs 9 Detroit Lions 13
Total 106.84 133.38
Winner Dez Still Caught It
Position Skid Marks Points Cooper DeJean is not my lover Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 12.4 Bo Nix - DEN 29.76
RB James Cook - BUF 28.3 James Conner - ARI 14.9
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 9.2 Aaron Shampklin - PIT 0
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 2.8 Courtland Sutton - DEN 17.12
WR Chris Olave - NO 18.7 Keenan Allen - CHI 5.9
WR Davante Adams - NYJ 9.4 Cedric Tillman - CLE 28.9
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 8.3 Dalton Schultz - HOU 9.2
K Wil Lutz - DEN 4 Jake Bates - DET 12
D Kansas City Chiefs 9 Detroit Lions 13
Total 102.1 130.78
Winner Cooper DeJean is not my lover
Position Southport Skegs Points Pay Day Gray Points
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 14.66 Caleb Williams - CHI 9.34
RB D'Andre Swift - CHI 18.9 J.K. Dobbins - LAC 16.8
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 9.2 James Conner - ARI 14.9
WR Stefon Diggs - HOU 12.7 Stefon Diggs - HOU 12.7
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 8.5 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 12.9
WR Darnell Mooney - ATL 18.6 Jalen McMillan - TB 9.2
TE Brock Bowers - LV 10.8 Jake Ferguson - DAL 8.3
K Jake Bates - DET 12 Jake Bates - DET 12
D Kansas City Chiefs 9 New York Jets 4
Total 114.36 100.14
Winner Southport Skegs
Position The Hyrule Koroks Points SaquON & On & On & On Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 18.18 Lamar Jackson - BAL 24.16
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 9.2 Breece Hall - NYJ 9.9
RB Kareem Hunt - KC 13.3 James Cook - BUF 28.3
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 10.2 DJ Moore - CHI 5.4
WR Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI 23.1 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 12.9
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 19.5 Keenan Allen - CHI 5.9
TE Cade Otton - TB 29.1 David Njoku - CLE 17.1
K Jason Sanders - MIA 11 Wil Lutz - DEN 4
D New York Jets 4 Kansas City Chiefs 9
Total 137.58 116.66
Winner The Hyrule Koroks
Position Tyrannosaurs in F-14s Points She Sucks My Boswell Points
QB Kyler Murray - ARI 22.18 Kirk Cousins - ATL 28.64
RB J.K. Dobbins - LAC 16.8 Aaron Jones - MIN 11.5
RB James Cook - BUF 28.3 Kareem Hunt - KC 13.3
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 19.5 Cooper Kupp - LAR 16.1
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 17.12 Jayden Reed - GB 7.5
WR Keenan Allen - CHI 5.9 George Pickens - PIT 11.4
TE Tucker Kraft - GB 16.8 Cade Otton - TB 29.1
K Jake Bates - DET 12 Chris Boswell - PIT 14
D LA Chargers 8 Kansas City Chiefs 9
Total 146.6 140.54
Winner Tyrannosaurs in F-14s
Position Woke Up and Chose Violence Points Shotgun Bob Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 5.74 Patrick Mahomes - KC 18.18
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 9.9 Aaron Jones - MIN 11.5
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 9.2 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 20.3
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 8.7 Cooper Kupp - LAR 16.1
WR Amari Cooper - BUF 1.3 Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX 15
WR Rashod Bateman - BAL 3.8 Drake London - ATL 7.4
TE Cade Otton - TB 29.1 Brock Bowers - LV 10.8
K Tyler Bass - BUF 7 Harrison Butker - KC 10
D Denver Broncos 9 Kansas City Chiefs 9
Total 83.74 118.28
Winner Shotgun Bob
Position your killin me willis Points Scrantonicity 6 Points
QB Kirk Cousins - ATL 28.64 Joe Burrow - CIN 12.86
RB Jordan Mason - SF 1.8 Breece Hall - NYJ 9.9
RB Chase Brown - CIN 11.4 Chuba Hubbard - CAR 9.1
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 8.5 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 8.7
WR Tank Dell - HOU 13.5 Jaylen Waddle - MIA 8.5
WR Jalen McMillan - TB 9.2 Jalen McMillan - TB 9.2
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 8.3 Hunter Henry - NE 9.5
K Wil Lutz - DEN 4 Younghoe Koo - ATL 6
D Denver Broncos 9 Detroit Lions 13
Total 94.34 86.76
Winner your killin me willis