2021-22 Week 12 Scores

Position She Sucks My Boswell Dak Me Goff
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 16.4 15.52 Kirk Cousins - MIN
RB Nick Chubb - CLE 5.9 19.2 Josh Jacobs - LV
RB - 0 4.2 Ty Johnson - NYJ
WR D.K. Metcalf - SEA 2.3 17.4 Cedrick Wilson - DAL
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 6.9 4.7 Chris Godwin - TB
WR - 0 18.3 Van Jefferson - LAR
TE Hunter Henry - NE 3.6 19.3 Rob Gronkowski - TB
K Justin Tucker - BAL 13 3 Joey Slye - WAS
DEF New England Patriots - NE 12 3 LA Chargers - LAC
Total 60.1 104.62
Winner Dak Me Goff (+44.52)
Position The Good Guys The Kingpins of Crime
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 16.4 11.2 Jimmy Garoppolo - SF
RB James Robinson - JAX 12.5 1.7 Jeffery Wilson - SF
RB Antonio Gibson - WAS 23.6 7 Devonta Freeman - BAL
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 9.1 13.5 Brandin Cooks - TEX
WR Adam Thielen - MIN 23.2 4.7 Chris Godwin - TB
WR Jarvis Landry - CLE 15.1 17.4 Cedrick Wilson - DAL
TE George Kittle - SF 2.3 19.3 Rob Gronkowski - TB
K Chris Boswell - PIT 5 8 Ryan Succop - TB
DEF New England Patriots - NE 12 12 New England Patriots - NE
Total 119.2 94.8
Winner The Good Guys (+24.4)
Position The Vanilla Nut Taps Coconut Powerhouses
QB - 0 9.4 Lamar Jackson - BAL
RB - 0 44.1 Leonard Fournette - TB
RB - 0 9.3 Saquon Barkley - NYG
WR - 0 28.7 Jaylen Waddle - MIA
WR - 0 12.6 Tyler Lockett - SEA
WR - 0 7.1 Rashod Bateman - BAL
TE - 0 1.9 Dan Arnold - JAX
K - 0 4 Brandon McManus - DEN
DEF - 0 3 Carolina Panthers - CAR
Total 0 120.1
Winner Coconut Powerhouses (+120.1)
Position Everybody Hates Deshaun What’s in a Name?
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 19.72 6.18 Cam Newton - CAR
RB James Robinson - JAX 12.5 19.7 Jonathan Taylor - IND
RB Miles Sanders - PHI 7.4 1.7 Alex Collins - SEA
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 18.6 13.26 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 18.5 4.7 Chris Godwin - TB
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 6.9 0 -
TE George Kittle - SF 2.3 19.3 Rob Gronkowski - TB
K Jake Elliott - PHI 1 0 -
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 6 3 Carolina Panthers - CAR
Total 92.92 67.84
Winner Everybody Hates Deshaun (+25.08)
Position Krusty Krab Pizzas Judge Jeudy
QB Tom Brady - TB 11.24 9.4 Lamar Jackson - BAL
RB Miles Sanders - PHI 7.4 0 -
RB D'Andre Swift - DET 3.9 23.6 Antonio Gibson - WAS
WR Robby Anderson - CAR 2.5 6.9 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR Marvin Jones - JAX 8.3 13.1 Marquise Brown - BAL
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 4.2 12.5 Brandon Aiyuk - SF
TE Rob Gronkowski - TB 19.3 2.3 George Kittle - SF
K Emmanuel Sanders - BUF 5.8 10 Robbie Gould - SF
DEF Los Angeles Rams - LAR 1 12 Baltimore Ravens - BAL
Total 63.64 89.8
Winner Judge Jeudy (+26.16)
Position Tight Ends Only Skid Marks
QB Russell Wilson - SEA 19.48 25.3 Dak Prescott - DAL
RB Melvin Gordon - DEN 9.8 0 -
RB David Johnson - TEX 7.5 20 AJ Dillon - GB
WR Odell Beckham Jr. - LAR 19.1 18.4 Davante Adams - GB
WR Kenny Golladay - NYG 8 17.5 Darnell Mooney - CHI
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 20.8 18.2 Russell Gage - ATL
TE Rob Gronkowski - TB 19.3 5.3 Darren Waller - LV
K Greg Joseph - MIN 2 10 Robbie Gould - SF
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 6 6 Chicago Bears - CHI
Total 111.98 120.7
Winner Skid Marks (+8.72)
Position Team Blumpkins Femme Footbales
QB Zach Wilson - NYJ 10.1 26.28 Aaron Rodgers - GB
RB Alex Collins - SEA 1.7 27.8 Elijah Mitchell - SF
RB Damien Harris - NE 12.2 9.8 Melvin Gordon - DEN
WR T.Y. Hilton - IND 12.8 4.5 Jerry Jeudy - DEN
WR Marvin Jones - JAX 8.3 9 Marquez Valdes-Scantling - GB
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 6.9 20.8 Deebo Samuel - SF
TE David Njoku - CLE 12.5 0 Austin Hooper - CLE
K Randy Bullock - TEN 0 0 Dustin Hopkins - LAC
DEF Chicago Bears - CHI 6 12 Baltimore Ravens - BAL
Total 70.5 110.18
Winner Femme Footbales (+39.68)
Position Dez Still Caught It Freak of Nature
QB Russell Wilson - SEA 19.48 15.52 Kirk Cousins - MIN
RB Myles Gaskin - MIA 19.2 23.6 Antonio Gibson - WAS
RB Ty Johnson - NYJ 4.2 9.8 Melvin Gordon - DEN
WR D.J. Moore - CAR 14.3 12.6 Tyler Lockett - SEA
WR Elijah Moore - NYJ 9.3 18.2 Russell Gage - ATL
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 12.5 18.5 Diontae Johnson - PIT
TE Rob Gronkowski - TB 19.3 19.3 Rob Gronkowski - TB
K Dustin Hopkins - LAC 0 20 Nick Folk - NE
DEF LA Chargers - LAC 3 6 Philadelphia Eagles - PHI
Total 101.28 143.52
Winner Freak of Nature (+42.24)
Position Inches, from 4th and Inches why am i doing this
QB Tom Brady - TB 11.24 26.28 Aaron Rodgers - GB
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 20.1 7.4 Miles Sanders - PHI
RB Ezekiel Elliott - DAL 16.9 12.5 James Robinson - JAX
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 6.9 11.2 Chase Claypool - PIT
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 20.4 8.3 Marvin Jones - JAX
WR Michael Gallup - DAL 15.6 15.6 Michael Gallup - DAL
TE Mark Andrews - BAL 16.5 1 Dallas Goedert - PHI
K Greg Zuerlein - DAL 7 3 Joey Slye - WAS
DEF Carolina Panthers - CAR 3 8 Houston Texans - TEX
Total 117.64 93.28
Winner Inches, from 4th and Inches (+24.36)
Position Min’s Mannschaft Mister Commissioner
QB Cam Newton - CAR 6.18 26.28 Aaron Rodgers - GB
RB Miles Sanders - PHI 7.4 14.3 Dalvin Cook - MIN
RB Antonio Gibson - WAS 23.6 9.8 Melvin Gordon - DEN
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 15.5 18.4 Davante Adams - GB
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 23.4 15.5 Keenan Allen - LAC
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 28.7 4.2 Ty Johnson - NYJ
TE Evan Engram - NYG 6.7 3.6 Hunter Henry - NE
K Evan McPherson - CIN 13 0 Aldrick Rosas - NO
DEF Miami Dolphins - MIA 25 10 New York Jets - NYJ
Total 149.48 102.08
Winner Min’s Mannschaft (+47.4)
Position Deshaun in the Wind I am the Law
QB - 0 0 -
RB - 0 0 -
RB - 0 0 -
WR - 0 0 -
WR - 0 0 -
WR - 0 0 -
TE - 0 0 -
K - 0 0 -
DEF - 0 0 -
Total 0 0
Winner (+0)
Position The Score-Box Munchers Adam Schefter’s Sources
QB Cam Newton - CAR 6.18 15.32 Tyrod Taylor - TEX
RB Ty Johnson - NYJ 4.2 9 Tevin Coleman - NYJ
RB David Johnson - TEX 7.5 7 Devonta Freeman - BAL
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 12.6 12.5 Brandon Aiyuk - SF
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 12.5 9.3 Elijah Moore - NYJ
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 9.1 23.2 Adam Thielen - MIN
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 14 19.3 Rob Gronkowski - TB
K Joey Slye - WAS 3 20 Nick Folk - NE
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 6 6 Philadelphia Eagles - PHI
Total 75.08 121.62
Winner Adam Schefter’s Sources (+46.54)
Position End Zone Jones Jewish McCaffreys
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 9.4 6.18 Cam Newton - CAR
RB Tevin Coleman - NYJ 9 27.8 Elijah Mitchell - SF
RB Rex Burkhead - TEX 8.4 4.2 Ty Johnson - NYJ
WR Chris Godwin - TB 4.7 23.1 Kendrick Bourne - NE
WR D.J. Moore - CAR 14.3 12.5 Brandon Aiyuk - SF
WR Darnell Mooney - CHI 17.5 15.6 Michael Gallup - DAL
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 14 15.6 Dalton Schultz - DAL
K Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 1 1 Jake Elliott - PHI
DEF New England Patriots - NE 12 6 Chicago Bears - CHI
Total 90.3 111.98
Winner Jewish McCaffreys (+21.68)
Position Flatal Flom’s Scrantonicity 3
QB Cam Newton - CAR 6.18 0 -
RB Elijah Mitchell - SF 27.8 21.9 Austin Ekeler - LAC
RB Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL 27.5 23.6 Antonio Gibson - WAS
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 9.1 0 Mack Hollins - MIA
WR Adam Thielen - MIN 23.2 13.26 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR Elijah Moore - NYJ 9.3 11.2 Chase Claypool - PIT
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 1.3 0 Austin Hooper - CLE
K Zane Gonzalez - CAR 5 13 Justin Tucker - BAL
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL 12 12 New England Patriots - NE
Total 121.38 94.96
Winner Flatal Flom’s (+26.42)