2021-22 Week 13 Scores

Position She Sucks My Boswell Inches, from 4th and Inches
QB Tom Brady - TB 28.62 11.12 Carson Wentz - IND
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 29.8 -
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 21.4 9.4 Joe Mixon - CIN
WR Odell Beckham Jr. - LAR 10.8 10.5 Marquise Brown - BAL
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 8.5 22.4 Keenan Allen - LAC
WR Chris Godwin - TB 30.2 0.3 Kendrick Bourne - NE
TE Travis Kelce - KC 5.7 7.6 Pat Freiermuth - PIT
K Greg Joseph - MIN 10 7 Justin Tucker - BAL
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 5 9 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB
Total 150.02 77.32
Winner She Sucks My Boswell
Position why am i doing this Judge Jeudy
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 12.56 24 Matthew Stafford - LAR
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 21.4 17.4 Elijah Mitchell - SF
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 15.4 29.8 Javonte Williams - DEN
WR DeAndre Hopkins - ARI 11.2 16.9 Mike Evans - TB
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 35.6 8 Brandin Cooks - TEX
WR Odell Beckham Jr. - LAR 10.8 16.1 Van Jefferson - LAR
TE Rob Gronkowski - TB 21.8 9 Mark Andrews - BAL
K Harrison Butker - KC 13 15 Matt Gay - LAR
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 6 6 Philadelphia Eagles - PHI
Total 147.76 142.2
Winner why am i doing this
Position Tight Ends Only Deshaun in the Wind
QB Tom Brady - TB 28.62 0.46 Mac Jones - NE
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 21.4 0 Darrell Henderson - LAR
RB Damien Harris - NE 17.1 11.2 Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 26.9 8.5 Brandon Aiyuk - SF
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 8.5 19.2 Hunter Renfrow - LV
WR Josh Reynolds - DET 10.9 2.2 Mecole Hardman - KC
TE Dawson Knox - BUF 3.4 3.6 Derrick Henry - TEN
K Robbie Gould - SF 7 10 Graham Gano - NYG
DEF Miami Dolphins - MIA 10 6 Philadelphia Eagles - PHI
Total 133.82 61.16
Winner Tight Ends Only
Position The Good Guys Flatal Flom’s
QB Jimmy Garoppolo - SF 15.96 30.82 Kyler Murray - ARI
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 24.3 17.4 Austin Ekeler - LAC
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 21.4 28.1 David Montgomery - CHI
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 8.5 30.2 Chris Godwin - TB
WR Odell Beckham Jr. - LAR 10.8 11.2 DeAndre Hopkins - ARI
WR Kenny Golladay - NYG 6.7 10.8 Odell Beckham Jr. - LAR
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 7.1 8.8 Kyle Pitts - ATL
K Matt Gay - LAR 15 6 Michael Badgley - IND
DEF New York Giants - NYG 4 6 Philadelphia Eagles - PHI
Total 113.76 149.32
Winner Flatal Flom’s
Position Jewish McCaffreys Team Blumpkins
QB Derek Carr - LV 12.36 30.82 Kyler Murray - ARI
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 21.4 -
RB Jamaal Williams - DET 9 19.1 James Conner - ARI
WR A.J. Green - ARI 2.4 9.1 Stefon Diggs - BUF
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 24.8 -
WR Kenny Golladay - NYG 6.7 -
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 8.8 -
K Emmanuel Sanders - BUF 5.2 9 Chris Boswell - PIT
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 5 2 Detroit Lions - DET
Total 95.66 70.02
Winner Jewish McCaffreys
Position End Zone Jones I am the Law
QB Khalil Herbert - CHI 3.7 -
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 21.4 -
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 17.4 -
WR Michael Gallup - DAL 14.6 -
WR Rashod Bateman - BAL 0 -
WR Hunter Renfrow - LV 19.2 -
TE George Kittle - SF 39.6 -
K Nick Folk - NE 7 -
DEF Miami Dolphins - MIA 10 -
Total 132.9 0
Winner End Zone Jones
Position The Kingpins of Crime Dez Still Caught It
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 11.22 28.62 Tom Brady - TB
RB Jamaal Williams - DET 9 17.4 Elijah Mitchell - SF
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 21.4 21.4 Alexander Mattison - MIN
WR Van Jefferson - LAR 16.1 30.2 Chris Godwin - TB
WR Jerry Jeudy - DEN 11.7 17 Michael Pittman - IND
WR Russell Gage - ATL 22 7.4 Chase Claypool - PIT
TE T.J. Hockenson - DET 14.9 13.8 Logan Thomas - WAS
K Greg Joseph - MIN 10 15 Matt Gay - LAR
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 6 16 Indianapolis Colts - IND
Total 122.32 166.82
Winner Dez Still Caught It
Position Scrantonicity 3 What’s in a Name?
QB Tom Brady - TB 28.62 20.2 Kirk Cousins - MIN
RB Leonard Fournette - TB 22.2 21.9 Sony Michel - LAR
RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC 11.2 29.8 Javonte Williams - DEN
WR Adam Thielen - MIN 1 10.5 Marquise Brown - BAL
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 5.2 1 Adam Thielen - MIN
WR Chris Godwin - TB 30.2 16.1 Van Jefferson - LAR
TE Rob Gronkowski - TB 21.8 7.6 Pat Freiermuth - PIT
K Matt Gay - LAR 15 6 Brian Johnson - WAS
DEF Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB 9 5 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 144.22 118.1
Winner Scrantonicity 3
Position Min’s Mannschaft The Vanilla Nut Taps
QB Derek Carr - LV 12.36 12.56 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 21.4 21.4 Alexander Mattison - MIN
RB Sony Michel - LAR 21.9 17.4 Elijah Mitchell - SF
WR Hunter Renfrow - LV 19.2 2.4 A.J. Green - ARI
WR Kenny Golladay - NYG 6.7 22 Russell Gage - ATL
WR Marquise Brown - BAL 10.5 7.7 Darnell Mooney - CHI
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 9.8 7.6 Pat Freiermuth - PIT
K Brian Johnson - WAS 6 4 Brandon McManus - DEN
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 6 5 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 113.86 100.06
Winner Min’s Mannschaft
Position Freak of Nature Krusty Krab Pizzas
QB Taylor Heinicke - WAS 14.84 3.7 Khalil Herbert - CHI
RB Myles Gaskin - MIA 6.9 2.5 James Robinson - JAX
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 21.4 11.2 Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC
WR Darnell Mooney - CHI 7.7 16.9 Mike Evans - TB
WR Odell Beckham Jr. - LAR 10.8 30.5 Diontae Johnson - PIT
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 5.2 30.2 Chris Godwin - TB
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 2 8.8 Kyle Pitts - ATL
K Evan McPherson - CIN 5 4 Brandon McManus - DEN
DEF Indianapolis Colts - IND 16 9 San Francisco 49ers - SF
Total 89.84 116.8
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas
Position Mister Commissioner Adam Schefter’s Sources
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 20.2 18.78 Gardner Minshew - PHI
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 29.8 17.2 Miles Sanders - PHI
RB Elijah Mitchell - SF 17.4 6.9 Myles Gaskin - MIA
WR Mike Evans - TB 16.9 10.5 Marquise Brown - BAL
WR Hunter Renfrow - LV 19.2 7.7 Darnell Mooney - CHI
WR Michael Pittman - IND 17 11.2 DeAndre Hopkins - ARI
TE Rob Gronkowski - TB 21.8 4.4 Foster Moreau - LV
K Ryan Succop - TB 6 6 Brian Johnson - WAS
DEF Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB 9 11 Arizona Cardinals - ARI
Total 157.3 93.68
Winner Mister Commissioner
Position Dak Me Goff The Score-Box Munchers
QB Tom Brady - TB 28.62 24 Matthew Stafford - LAR
RB Jamaal Williams - DET 9 17.4 Elijah Mitchell - SF
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 29.8 22.1 Antonio Gibson - WAS
WR Michael Gallup - DAL 14.6 10.8 Odell Beckham Jr. - LAR
WR Darnell Mooney - CHI 7.7 35.6 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR Tyreek Hill - KC 4.2 4.2 T.Y. Hilton - IND
TE George Kittle - SF 39.6 4.4 Foster Moreau - LV
K Chris Boswell - PIT 9 7 Justin Tucker - BAL
DEF Dallas Cowboys - DAL 14 5 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 156.52 130.5
Winner Dak Me Goff
Position Everybody Hates Deshaun Femme Footbales
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 12.56 11.22 Dak Prescott - DAL
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 13.4 21.4 Alexander Mattison - MIN
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 21.4 6.9 Myles Gaskin - MIA
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 22.4 18 Jaylen Waddle - MIA
WR DeAndre Hopkins - ARI 11.2 19.2 Hunter Renfrow - LV
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 19.8 11.2 DeVante Parker - MIA
TE Tyler Conklin - MIN 12.6 13.8 Logan Thomas - WAS
K Justin Tucker - BAL 7 10 Greg Joseph - MIN
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 5 5 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 125.36 116.72
Winner Everybody Hates Deshaun
Position Coconut Powerhouses Skid Marks
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 20.2 20.66 Taysom Hill - NO
RB Elijah Mitchell - SF 17.4 21.4 Alexander Mattison - MIN
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 21.4 17.4 Elijah Mitchell - SF
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 8.5 1 Adam Thielen - MIN
WR Darnell Mooney - CHI 7.7 8.5 Brandon Aiyuk - SF
WR Hunter Renfrow - LV 19.2 17 Michael Pittman - IND
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 7.1 39.6 George Kittle - SF
K Greg Joseph - MIN 10 6 Ryan Succop - TB
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 6 9 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB
Total 117.5 140.56
Winner Skid Marks