2021-22 Week 2 Scores

Position Adam Schefter’s Sources Dak Me Goff
QB Tom Brady - TB 29.64 17.52 Baker Mayfield - CLE
RB D'Andre Swift - DET 11.8 19.1 Najee Harris - PIT
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 6.3 5 Mark Ingram - TEX
WR Antonio Brown - TB 2.7 22.8 Brandin Cooks - TEX
WR Odell Beckham Jr. - CLE 0 8.7 Elijah Moore - NYJ
WR Marvin Jones - JAX 17.5 1.9 Jarvis Landry - CLE
TE T.J. Hockenson - DET 20.6 1.8 Tyler Higbee - LAR
K Matt Gay - LAR 9 5 Harrison Butker - KC
DEF Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB 19 5 Cleveland Browns - CLE
Total 116.54 86.82
Winner Adam Schefter’s Sources
Position Everybody Hates Deshaun Deshaun in the Wind
QB Tom Brady - TB 29.64 29.64 Tom Brady - TB
RB Chase Edmonds - ARI 12.5 8.4 Javonte Williams - DEN
RB Melvin Gordon - DEN 8.9 16.8 Nick Chubb - CLE
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 24.9 22.1 Mike Williams - LAC
WR Nelson Agholor - NE 5.1 1.9 Jarvis Landry - CLE
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 16 2.7 Antonio Brown - TB
TE Austin Hooper - CLE 9 3.3 Juwan Johnson - NO
K Brandon McManus - DEN 13 6 Ryan Succop - TB
DEF Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX 8 11 Denver Broncos - DEN
Total 127.04 101.84
Winner Everybody Hates Deshaun
Position Freak of Nature Skid Marks
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 17.22 26.8 Aaron Rodgers - GB
RB David Montgomery - CHI 10.9 10.9 David Montgomery - CHI
RB Najee Harris - PIT 19.1 15.1 Chris Carson - SEA
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 24.9 31.8 Tyler Lockett - SEA
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 36.8 27.7 Terry McLaurin - WAS
WR Mike Williams - LAC 22.1 22.8 Brandin Cooks - TEX
TE Darren Waller - LV 11.5 19.9 Rob Gronkowski - TB
K Matt Gay - LAR 9 7 Chris Boswell - PIT
DEF Green Bay Packers - GB 6 6 Green Bay Packers - GB
Total 157.52 168
Winner Skid Marks
Position Femme Footbales Coconut Powerhouses
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 32.26 10.28 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Christian McCaffrey - CAR 24.7 16.8 Dalvin Cook - MIN
RB Aaron Jones - GB 41.5 24.7 Christian McCaffrey - CAR
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 14.8 13.4 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR Jarvis Landry - CLE 1.9 15.9 Adam Thielen - MIN
WR Darnell Mooney - CHI 12.6 11.3 D.K. Metcalf - SEA
TE Rob Gronkowski - TB 19.9 12.3 Kyle Pitts - ATL
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 5 7 Justin Tucker - BAL
DEF New Orleans Saints - NO 5 8 Cincinnati Bengals - CIN
Total 157.66 119.68
Winner Femme Footbales
Position Mister Commissioner End Zone Jones
QB Tom Brady - TB 29.64 29.64 Tom Brady - TB
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 6.3 16.8 Nick Chubb - CLE
RB David Montgomery - CHI 10.9 6.3 Kareem Hunt - CLE
WR D.K. Metcalf - SEA 11.3 16 Stefon Diggs - BUF
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 24.9 0.4 Donovan Peoples-Jones - CLE
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster - PIT 16.4 1.9 Jarvis Landry - CLE
TE Noah Fant - DEN 13.3 23.9 Travis Kelce - KC
K Jason Myers - SEA 6 10 Greg Zuerlein - DAL
DEF Denver Broncos - DEN 11 21 Chicago Bears - CHI
Total 129.74 125.94
Winner Mister Commissioner
Position Jewish McCaffreys Flatal Flom’s
QB Tom Brady - TB 29.64 17.52 Baker Mayfield - CLE
RB Najee Harris - PIT 19.1 15.1 Chris Carson - SEA
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 6.3 8.9 Melvin Gordon - DEN
WR Mike Williams - LAC 22.1 24.9 Courtland Sutton - DEN
WR Christian Kirk - ARI 9.5 9.7 Chase Claypool - PIT
WR Jarvis Landry - CLE 1.9 5.1 Nelson Agholor - NE
TE Jonnu Smith - NE 6.8 14.2 Robert Tonyan - GB
K Brandon McManus - DEN 13 6 Ryan Succop - TB
DEF New England Patriots - NE 16 11 Denver Broncos - DEN
Total 124.34 112.42
Winner Jewish McCaffreys
Position The Kingpins of Crime Scrantonicity 3
QB Aaron Rodgers - GB 26.8 32.26 Lamar Jackson - BAL
RB Najee Harris - PIT 19.1 24.7 Christian McCaffrey - CAR
RB Darrell Henderson - LAR 17.2 12.5 Chase Edmonds - ARI
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 8.8 10.5 Mecole Hardman - KC
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 31.8 7.8 Jakobi Meyers - NE
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 24.9 2.7 Antonio Brown - TB
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 1.8 1.6 Hayden Hurst - ATL
K Chase McLaughlin - CLE 7 22 Graham Gano - NYG
DEF Green Bay Packers - GB 6 8 Cincinnati Bengals - CIN
Total 143.4 122.06
Winner The Kingpins of Crime
Position why am i doing this Krusty Krab Pizzas
QB Kyler Murray - ARI 33.1 17.52 Baker Mayfield - CLE
RB Chase Edmonds - ARI 12.5 10.5 Kenyan Drake - LV
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 8.1 18.5 James White - NE
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 16.1 5.1 Nelson Agholor - NE
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 36.8 14.3 Tyler Boyd - CIN
WR Jarvis Landry - CLE 1.9 17.5 Sterling Shepard - NYG
TE Noah Fant - DEN 13.3 1 Cole Kmet - CHI
K Daniel Carlson - LV 17 6 Robbie Gould - SF
DEF New Orleans Saints - NO 5 -2 Arizona Cardinals - ARI
Total 143.8 88.42
Winner why am i doing this
Position Dez Still Caught It Judge Jeudy
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 14.72 14.72 Justin Herbert - LAC
RB Damien Harris - NE 13.4 12.5 Chase Edmonds - ARI
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 8.4 9.6 Latavius Murray - BAL
WR Mike Evans - TB 24.5 24.4 Rondale Moore - ARI
WR Jarvis Landry - CLE 1.9 17.4 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
WR Tim Patrick - DEN 12.7 22.1 Mike Williams - LAC
TE Jared Cook - LAC 5.8 5.8 Jared Cook - LAC
K Tristan Vizcaino - LAC 9 6 Jason Myers - SEA
DEF New England Patriots - NE 16 -2 Arizona Cardinals - ARI
Total 106.42 110.52
Winner Judge Jeudy
Position I am the Law What’s in a Name?
QB Russell Wilson - SEA 23.32 10.28 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 7 6.3 Kareem Hunt - CLE
RB Damien Harris - NE 13.4 13.4 Damien Harris - NE
WR Amari Cooper - DAL 5.4 13.4 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR Antonio Brown - TB 2.7 16 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR Mike Williams - LAC 22.1 2.9 D.J. Chark - JAX
TE Noah Fant - DEN 13.3 5.8 Jared Cook - LAC
K Ryan Succop - TB 6 7 Evan McPherson - CIN
DEF Cleveland Browns - CLE 5 16 New England Patriots - NE
Total 98.22 91.08
Winner I am the Law
Position The Vanilla Nut Taps Inches, from 4th and Inches
QB Taylor Heinicke - WAS 20.04 23.32 Russell Wilson - SEA
RB Dalvin Cook - MIN 16.8 17.1 Devin Singletary - BUF
RB Elijah Mitchell - SF 7.3 18.5 James White - NE
WR Antonio Brown - TB 2.7 16.4 JuJu Smith-Schuster - PIT
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 17.4 22.1 Mike Williams - LAC
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 16 7.8 Russell Gage - ATL
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 1.8 1.6 Zach Ertz - PHI
K Jason Sanders - MIA 0 15 Nick Folk - NE
DEF Chicago Bears - CHI 21 0 Detroit Lions - DET
Total 103.04 121.82
Winner Inches, from 4th and Inches
Position The Good Guys Team Blumpkins
QB Baker Mayfield - CLE 17.52 29.64 Tom Brady - TB
RB Najee Harris - PIT 19.1 16.8 Nick Chubb - CLE
RB Ty'Son Williams - BAL 11.3 8.4 Javonte Williams - DEN
WR Calvin Ridley - ATL 19.3 14.3 Tyler Boyd - CIN
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 14.8 8.4 Sammy Watkins - BAL
WR Jalen Reagor - PHI 2.5 22.1 Mike Williams - LAC
TE Austin Hooper - CLE 9 14.2 Robert Tonyan - GB
K Brandon McManus - DEN 13 6 Ryan Succop - TB
DEF Denver Broncos - DEN 11 5 Cleveland Browns - CLE
Total 117.52 124.84
Winner Team Blumpkins
Position Tight Ends Only The Score-Box Munchers
QB Teddy Bridgewater - DEN 21.22 8.34 Jameis Winston - NO
RB Chase Edmonds - ARI 12.5 12.5 Chase Edmonds - ARI
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 8.4 8.1 Joe Mixon - CIN
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 31.8 16.1 Deebo Samuel - SF
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 17.4 12 Robert Woods - LAR
WR Antonio Brown - TB 2.7 24.9 Courtland Sutton - DEN
TE Mark Andrews - BAL 10.7 10.7 Mark Andrews - BAL
K Tyler Bass - BUF 4 6 Ryan Succop - TB
DEF New England Patriots - NE 16 8 Cincinnati Bengals - CIN
Total 124.72 106.64
Winner Tight Ends Only
Position She Sucks My Boswell Min’s Mannschaft
QB Teddy Bridgewater - DEN 21.22 -
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 6.3 -
RB Kenyan Drake - LV 10.5 -
WR Sammy Watkins - BAL 8.4 -
WR Jarvis Landry - CLE 1.9 -
WR Jakobi Meyers - NE 7.8 -
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 1 -
K Chris Boswell - PIT 7 -
DEF Denver Broncos - DEN 11 -
Total 75.12 0
Winner She Sucks My Boswell