2021-22 Week 3 Scores

Position Krusty Krab Pizzas The Kingpins of Crime
QB Teddy Bridgewater - DEN 11.8 20.54 Jalen Hurts - PHI
RB Jamaal Williams - DET 14.7 2.2 Ty'Son Williams - BAL
RB Nyheim Hines - IND 18.9 7.5 Tony Pollard - DAL
WR Michael Pittman - IND 13.3 8.3 Marquise Brown - BAL
WR Emmanuel Sanders - BUF 26.4 3.6 Sterling Shepard - NYG
WR Jalen Reagor - PHI 10.3 33.2 Mike Williams - LAC
TE Gerald Everett - SEA 10.4 4.7 Jared Cook - LAC
K Greg Joseph - MIN 13 6 Graham Gano - NYG
DEF Carolina Panthers - CAR 10 17 Denver Broncos - DEN
Total 128.8 103.04
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas
Position Dak Me Goff The Vanilla Nut Taps
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 16.54 25.26 Sam Darnold - CAR
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 7.5 -
RB Mike Davis - ATL 11 -
WR Sterling Shepard - NYG 3.6 -
WR Rondale Moore - ARI 2.4 -
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 8.7 -
TE Noah Fant - DEN 3.5 -
K Nick Folk - NE 8 -
DEF Carolina Panthers - CAR 10 -
Total 71.24 25.26
Winner Dak Me Goff
Position Team Blumpkins Deshaun in the Wind
QB Josh Allen - BUF 37.22 18.54 Kyler Murray - ARI
RB David Montgomery - CHI 7.5 -
RB Ty'Son Williams - BAL 2.2 10.4 Myles Gaskin - MIA
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 9.5 5.1 DeAndre Hopkins - ARI
WR Marquise Brown - BAL 8.3 9.5 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
WR Michael Pittman - IND 13.3 5.8 DeVonta Smith - PHI
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 15 3.5 Noah Fant - DEN
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 6 17 Justin Tucker - BAL
DEF Denver Broncos - DEN 17 9 Buffalo Bills - BUF
Total 116.02 78.84
Winner Team Blumpkins
Position Mister Commissioner Skid Marks
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 20.54 16.62 Russell Wilson - SEA
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 22.7 28.2 Najee Harris - PIT
RB Ty'Son Williams - BAL 2.2 8.2 Jonathan Taylor - IND
WR D.J. Moore - CAR 20.5 5.1 DeAndre Hopkins - ARI
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 5.8 18.6 Mike Evans - TB
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 7.1 2.4 Rondale Moore - ARI
TE Austin Hooper - CLE 9.9 3.5 Noah Fant - DEN
K Jake Elliott - PHI 3 16 Brandon McManus - DEN
DEF Arizona Cardinals - ARI 15 10 Carolina Panthers - CAR
Total 106.74 108.62
Winner Skid Marks
Position End Zone Jones Freak of Nature
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 22.9 19.28 Lamar Jackson - BAL
RB Benjamin Snell - PIT 0 2.2 Ty'Son Williams - BAL
RB Dalvin Cook - MIN 0 0 Dalvin Cook - MIN
WR Marquise Brown - BAL 8.3 0.3 A.J. Brown - TEN
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 30.6 3.6 Sterling Shepard - NYG
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 7.1 5.6 Amari Cooper - DAL
TE Austin Hooper - CLE 9.9 15.9 Mark Andrews - BAL
K Graham Gano - NYG 6 6 Jason Myers - SEA
DEF Denver Broncos - DEN 17 15 Arizona Cardinals - ARI
Total 101.8 67.88
Winner End Zone Jones
Position The Good Guys Everybody Hates Deshaun
QB Russell Wilson - SEA 16.62 11.8 Teddy Bridgewater - DEN
RB Elijah Mitchell - SF 0 8.7 Kenyan Drake - LV
RB Dalvin Cook - MIN 0 16.2 Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL
WR Quintez Cephus - DET 1.8 9.5 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
WR Robert Woods - LAR 6.8 5.1 Zach Pascal - IND
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 0 33.2 Mike Williams - LAC
TE Mike Gesicki - MIA 18.6 2 Jack Doyle - IND
K Cairo Santos - CHI 7 5 Greg Zuerlein - DAL
DEF Arizona Cardinals - ARI 15 4 Las Vegas Raiders - LV
Total 65.82 95.5
Winner Everybody Hates Deshaun
Position The Score-Box Munchers She Sucks My Boswell
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 30.84 20.54 Jalen Hurts - PHI
RB Melvin Gordon - DEN 15.1 21.4 Saquon Barkley - NYG
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 21.4 16.2 Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL
WR Mike Williams - LAC 33.2 33.2 Mike Williams - LAC
WR Marvin Jones - JAX 12.2 18.6 Chase Claypool - PIT
WR Marquise Brown - BAL 8.3 18.7 Hunter Renfrow - LV
TE George Kittle - SF 17.1 1.6 Robert Tonyan - GB
K Graham Gano - NYG 6 10 Rodrigo Blankenship - IND
DEF Denver Broncos - DEN 17 15 Arizona Cardinals - ARI
Total 161.14 155.24
Winner The Score-Box Munchers
Position Coconut Powerhouses I am the Law
QB Kyler Murray - ARI 18.54 25.26 Sam Darnold - CAR
RB Najee Harris - PIT 28.2 19.4 Derrick Henry - TEN
RB Ezekiel Elliott - DAL 26.6 2.2 Ty'Son Williams - BAL
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 12.2 18.6 Mike Evans - TB
WR Calvin Ridley - ATL 14.1 33.2 Mike Williams - LAC
WR Amari Cooper - DAL 5.6 22.7 D.K. Metcalf - SEA
TE Darren Waller - LV 10.4 9.5 Rob Gronkowski - TB
K Greg Zuerlein - DAL 5 6 Matt Prater - ARI
DEF New England Patriots - NE 5 10 Carolina Panthers - CAR
Total 125.64 146.86
Winner I am the Law
Position why am i doing this Scrantonicity 3
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 20.12 22.9 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB Melvin Gordon - DEN 15.1 5.8 J.D. McKissic - WAS
RB Ty'Son Williams - BAL 2.2 16.2 Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL
WR A.J. Brown - TEN 0.3 9.7 Tyreek Hill - KC
WR Julio Jones - TEN 7.7 13.3 Michael Pittman - IND
WR D.J. Moore - CAR 20.5 16.2 A.J. Green - ARI
TE Austin Hooper - CLE 9.9 17.4 Travis Kelce - KC
K Zane Gonzalez - CAR 6 3 Jake Elliott - PHI
DEF Buffalo Bills - BUF 9 15 Arizona Cardinals - ARI
Total 90.82 119.5
Winner Scrantonicity 3
Position What’s in a Name? Femme Footbales
QB Kyler Murray - ARI 18.54 20.54 Jalen Hurts - PHI
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 22.7 28.2 Najee Harris - PIT
RB Chase Edmonds - ARI 14.5 8.5 Miles Sanders - PHI
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 9.5 7.1 Tyler Lockett - SEA
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 8.7 18.6 Mike Evans - TB
WR DeAndre Hopkins - ARI 5.1 17 Adam Thielen - MIN
TE George Kittle - SF 17.1 1.6 Robert Tonyan - GB
K Harrison Butker - KC 6 17 Justin Tucker - BAL
DEF Arizona Cardinals - ARI 15 17 Denver Broncos - DEN
Total 117.14 135.54
Winner Femme Footbales
Position Adam Schefter’s Sources Inches, from 4th and Inches
QB Teddy Bridgewater - DEN 11.8 18.54 Kyler Murray - ARI
RB Sony Michel - LAR 10.9 14.5 Chase Edmonds - ARI
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 21.4 2.2 Ty'Son Williams - BAL
WR Sterling Shepard - NYG 3.6 22.7 D.K. Metcalf - SEA
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 12.2 10.3 Jalen Reagor - PHI
WR Julio Jones - TEN 7.7 12.2 Marvin Jones - JAX
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 5.5 3.5 Noah Fant - DEN
K Graham Gano - NYG 6 6 Harrison Butker - KC
DEF New Orleans Saints - NO 19 17 Denver Broncos - DEN
Total 98.1 106.94
Winner Inches, from 4th and Inches
Position Tight Ends Only Min’s Mannschaft
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 16.54 30.84 Justin Herbert - LAC
RB Jamaal Williams - DET 14.7 16.2 Chris Carson - SEA
RB Trey Sermon - SF 11.4 7.5 David Montgomery - CHI
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster - PIT 5.5 7.1 Tyler Lockett - SEA
WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling - GB 14.9 9.5 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
WR Sammy Watkins - BAL 10.8 13.3 Michael Pittman - IND
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 2.1 8.6 Dallas Goedert - PHI
K Jason Myers - SEA 6 3 Chris Boswell - PIT
DEF New York Giants - NYG 8 17 Denver Broncos - DEN
Total 89.94 113.04
Winner Min’s Mannschaft
Position Dez Still Caught It Jewish McCaffreys
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 16.54 16.54 Daniel Jones - NYG
RB Ty'Son Williams - BAL 2.2 2.2 Ty'Son Williams - BAL
RB Chase Edmonds - ARI 14.5 14.5 Chase Edmonds - ARI
WR Sterling Shepard - NYG 3.6 3.6 Sterling Shepard - NYG
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster - PIT 5.5 8.3 Marquise Brown - BAL
WR Mike Williams - LAC 33.2 17 Adam Thielen - MIN
TE Noah Fant - DEN 3.5 3.5 Noah Fant - DEN
K Ryan Succop - TB 5 6 Jason Myers - SEA
DEF Carolina Panthers - CAR 10 17 Denver Broncos - DEN
Total 94.04 88.64
Winner Dez Still Caught It
Position Judge Jeudy Flatal Flom’s
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 25.12 16.54 Daniel Jones - NYG
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 22.7 8.7 Kenyan Drake - LV
RB Kenyan Drake - LV 8.7 28.2 Najee Harris - PIT
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 7.1 10.3 Jalen Reagor - PHI
WR Marvin Jones - JAX 12.2 17.4 Christian Kirk - ARI
WR Zach Pascal - IND 5.1 9.5 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 15 2.1 Cole Kmet - CHI
K Brandon McManus - DEN 16 6 Graham Gano - NYG
DEF New England Patriots - NE 5 15 Arizona Cardinals - ARI
Total 116.92 113.74
Winner Judge Jeudy