2021-22 Week 5 Scores

Position Everybody Hates Deshaun Coconut Powerhouses
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 13.4 36.5 Josh Allen - BUF
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 18.4 31 Derrick Henry - TEN
RB Ty'Son Williams - BAL 4.1 1.1 Kenyan Drake - LV
WR Hunter Renfrow - LV 11.6 20.9 Michael Pittman - IND
WR Robby Anderson - CAR 5 14.8 Tyreek Hill - KC
WR Jalen Reagor - PHI 5.4 7.2 Allen Robinson - CHI
TE Dan Arnold - JAX 10.4 8.3 Mike Gesicki - MIA
K Mason Crosby - GB 13 10 Cairo Santos - CHI
DEF Houston Texans - TEX 4 10 Chicago Bears - CHI
Total 85.3 139.8
Winner Coconut Powerhouses (+54.5)
Position The Vanilla Nut Taps Femme Footbales
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 16.5 13.66 Kyler Murray - ARI
RB - 0 32.9 Austin Ekeler - LAC
RB - 0 22.4 D'Andre Swift - DET
WR - 0 16.2 Cooper Kupp - LAR
WR - 0 8.9 Stefon Diggs - BUF
WR - 0 19.4 Justin Jefferson - MIN
TE - 0 8.5 Darren Waller - LV
K - 0 3 Daniel Carlson - LV
DEF - 0 4 New England Patriots - NE
Total 16.5 128.96
Winner Femme Footbales (+112.46)
Position Min’s Mannschaft Freak of Nature
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 16.5 20.68 Dak Prescott - DAL
RB Darrell Henderson - LAR 16.9 18.4 Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL
RB Chase Edmonds - ARI 4.4 25.2 Ezekiel Elliott - DAL
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 16.1 18.8 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
WR Marvin Jones - JAX 3.5 31.4 Antonio Brown - TB
WR Mike Evans - TB 29.3 11.6 Hunter Renfrow - LV
TE Mike Gesicki - MIA 8.3 26.9 Kyle Pitts - ATL
K Matt Gay - LAR 9 10 Harrison Butker - KC
DEF New England Patriots - NE 4 4 New England Patriots - NE
Total 108 166.98
Winner Freak of Nature (+58.98)
Position Skid Marks She Sucks My Boswell
QB Derek Carr - LV 7.24 13.4 Kirk Cousins - MIN
RB Aaron Jones - GB 14.9 16.9 Darrell Henderson - LAR
RB James Robinson - JAX 21.7 12.2 Zack Moss - BUF
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 8.9 3.5 Marvin Jones - JAX
WR Chris Godwin - TB 14 10.7 Tyler Lockett - SEA
WR Marvin Jones - JAX 3.5 2.3 A.J. Green - ARI
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 26.9 20.7 Dawson Knox - BUF
K Matt Gay - LAR 9 9 Matt Gay - LAR
DEF Los Angeles Rams - LAR 6 3 Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT
Total 112.14 91.7
Winner Skid Marks (+20.44)
Position Tight Ends Only Scrantonicity 3
QB Jameis Winston - NO 25.36 13.66 Kyler Murray - ARI
RB Najee Harris - PIT 22.2 31 Derrick Henry - TEN
RB Mike Davis - ATL 12.1 12.2 Zack Moss - BUF
WR D.J. Moore - CAR 8.8 20.7 DeAndre Hopkins - ARI
WR A.J. Brown - TEN 6.8 11.6 Hunter Renfrow - LV
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 5.3 15.9 Tim Patrick - DEN
TE Robert Tonyan - GB 1.8 13.9 Dalton Schultz - DAL
K Daniel Carlson - LV 3 7 Randy Bullock - TEN
DEF Dallas Cowboys - DAL 9 6 Atlanta Falcons - ATL
Total 94.36 131.96
Winner Scrantonicity 3 (+37.6)
Position End Zone Jones The Score-Box Munchers
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 18.34 13.4 Kirk Cousins - MIN
RB Ezekiel Elliott - DAL 25.2 16.4 Damien Williams - CHI
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 31 26.3 Alexander Mattison - MIN
WR Laviska Shenault - JAX 6.8 6.8 Laviska Shenault - JAX
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 19.4 20.4 Emmanuel Sanders - BUF
WR Marvin Jones - JAX 3.5 5.3 Jaylen Waddle - MIA
TE Dalton Schultz - DAL 13.9 13.9 Dalton Schultz - DAL
K Harrison Butker - KC 10 11 Younghoe Koo - ATL
DEF Dallas Cowboys - DAL 9 4 Houston Texans - TEX
Total 137.14 117.5
Winner End Zone Jones (+19.64)
Position Adam Schefter’s Sources Team Blumpkins
QB Jameis Winston - NO 25.36 21.72 Trevor Lawrence - JAX
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 26.3 16.9 Darrell Henderson - LAR
RB James Conner - ARI 10.7 14.3 Tony Pollard - DAL
WR Mike Evans - TB 29.3 10.2 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR Laviska Shenault - JAX 6.8 14.7 DeVonta Smith - PHI
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 25 6.5 Darnell Mooney - CHI
TE Dawson Knox - BUF 20.7 2.2 Cameron Brate - TB
K Cody Parkey - CLE 3 3 Tristan Vizcaino - LAC
DEF New England Patriots - NE 4 10 Carolina Panthers - CAR
Total 151.16 99.52
Winner Adam Schefter’s Sources (+51.64)
Position Dak Me Goff Judge Jeudy
QB Sam Darnold - CAR 6.08 25.36 Jameis Winston - NO
RB Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL 18.4 9.8 Damien Harris - NE
RB James Conner - ARI 10.7 31 Derrick Henry - TEN
WR Corey Davis - NYJ 8.5 19.4 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR Kadarius Toney - NYG 29.6 5.3 Jaylen Waddle - MIA
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 27.9 8.9 Stefon Diggs - BUF
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 26.9 20.7 Dawson Knox - BUF
K Greg Joseph - MIN 16 0 -
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 11 11 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 155.08 131.46
Winner Dak Me Goff (+23.62)
Position Mister Commissioner why am i doing this
QB Jared Goff - DET 6.12 13.4 Kirk Cousins - MIN
RB Damien Harris - NE 9.8 25.2 Ezekiel Elliott - DAL
RB Michael Carter - NYJ 14.8 18.4 Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 19.4 14 Chris Godwin - TB
WR Robby Anderson - CAR 5 33.5 Marquise Brown - BAL
WR Randall Cobb - GB 5 15.2 Diontae Johnson - PIT
TE Dawson Knox - BUF 20.7 2.2 Cameron Brate - TB
K Ryan Succop - TB 10 7 Randy Bullock - TEN
DEF New England Patriots - NE 4 9 Dallas Cowboys - DAL
Total 94.82 137.9
Winner why am i doing this (+43.08)
Position Dez Still Caught It The Kingpins of Crime
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 18.34 16.5 Matthew Stafford - LAR
RB Leonard Fournette - TB 21 21 Leonard Fournette - TB
RB Damien Williams - CHI 16.4 16.4 Damien Williams - CHI
WR Antonio Brown - TB 31.4 0 Kenny Golladay - NYG
WR Jakobi Meyers - NE 9.6 9.6 Jakobi Meyers - NE
WR Laviska Shenault - JAX 6.8 7.8 DeSean Jackson - LAR
TE Tyler Conklin - MIN 4.5 20.7 Dawson Knox - BUF
K Chase McLaughlin - CLE 10 3 Justin Tucker - BAL
DEF Denver Broncos - DEN 2 9 Dallas Cowboys - DAL
Total 120.04 104
Winner Dez Still Caught It (+16.04)
Position Deshaun in the Wind Inches, from 4th and Inches
QB Sam Darnold - CAR 6.08 20.68 Dak Prescott - DAL
RB Damien Harris - NE 9.8 26.3 Alexander Mattison - MIN
RB Aaron Jones - GB 14.9 12.2 Zack Moss - BUF
WR Adam Thielen - MIN 6 16.1 Deebo Samuel - SF
WR Jalen Reagor - PHI 5.4 8.6 Terry McLaurin - WAS
WR Brandin Cooks - TEX 5.3 29.3 Mike Evans - TB
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 4.8 13.9 Dalton Schultz - DAL
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 11 13 Mason Crosby - GB
DEF Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB 8 4 Las Vegas Raiders - LV
Total 71.28 144.08
Winner Inches, from 4th and Inches (+72.8)
Position Jewish McCaffreys Krusty Krab Pizzas
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 16.5 13.4 Kirk Cousins - MIN
RB Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL 18.4 5 Latavius Murray - BAL
RB Zack Moss - BUF 12.2 18.4 Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL
WR Corey Davis - NYJ 8.5 1.5 Cole Beasley - BUF
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 8.6 5.3 Jaylen Waddle - MIA
WR DeVante Parker - MIA 0 11.6 Hunter Renfrow - LV
TE Mike Gesicki - MIA 8.3 8.3 Mike Gesicki - MIA
K Greg Joseph - MIN 16 14 Greg Zuerlein - DAL
DEF Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB 8 4 Las Vegas Raiders - LV
Total 96.5 81.5
Winner Jewish McCaffreys (+15)
Position Flatal Flom’s What’s in a Name?
QB Matt Ryan - ATL 21.58 36.5 Josh Allen - BUF
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 26.3 22.2 Najee Harris - PIT
RB Latavius Murray - BAL 5 12.2 Zack Moss - BUF
WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling - GB 0 26.8 D.K. Metcalf - SEA
WR Emmanuel Sanders - BUF 20.4 6.8 A.J. Brown - TEN
WR Jakobi Meyers - NE 9.6 0 Julio Jones - TEN
TE Dalton Schultz - DAL 13.9 41.7 Mark Andrews - BAL
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 11 13 Mason Crosby - GB
DEF New England Patriots - NE 4 8 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB
Total 111.78 167.2
Winner What’s in a Name? (+55.42)
Position I am the Law The Good Guys
QB Kyler Murray - ARI 13.66 6.08 Sam Darnold - CAR
RB Damien Williams - CHI 16.4 0 -
RB Alex Collins - SEA 9.2 12.2 Zack Moss - BUF
WR Marvin Jones - JAX 3.5 3.5 Marvin Jones - JAX
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 16.1 4.5 Chester Rogers - TEN
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 15.2 29.3 Mike Evans - TB
TE Dawson Knox - BUF 20.7 17.7 Travis Kelce - KC
K Greg Zuerlein - DAL 14 0 Evan McPherson - CIN
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL 0 0 Baltimore Ravens - BAL
Total 108.76 73.28
Winner I am the Law (+35.48)