2021-22 Week 8 Scores

Position Everybody Hates Deshaun Inches, from 4th and Inches
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 13.16 29.46 Josh Allen - BUF
RB Kenny Gainwell - PHI 2.7 8.1 D'Andre Swift - DET
RB Michael Carter - NYJ 32.2 4.9 James Robinson - JAX
WR Darius Slayton - NYG 0 4.1 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR KJ Hamler - DEN 0 19.8 Adam Thielen - MIN
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 2.5 31.5 A.J. Brown - TEN
TE MyCole Pruitt - TEN 4.2 1.2 Gerald Everett - SEA
K Graham Gano - NYG 5 5 Brandon McManus - DEN
DEF Atlanta Falcons - ATL 4 1 Cincinnati Bengals - CIN
Total 63.76 105.06
Winner Inches, from 4th and Inches (+41.3)
Position Judge Jeudy Coconut Powerhouses
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 16.08 14 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 25.1 0 -
RB Alex Collins - SEA 4.4 4.9 James Robinson - JAX
WR Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL 18.2 31.5 A.J. Brown - TEN
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 13.7 15.8 Diontae Johnson - PIT
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 6 20.3 Brandin Cooks - TEX
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 13.2 18.9 T.J. Hockenson - DET
K Nick Folk - NE 15 10 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF Cincinnati Bengals - CIN 1 11 Buffalo Bills - BUF
Total 112.68 126.4
Winner Coconut Powerhouses (+13.72)
Position Dez Still Caught It Femme Footbales
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 11.22 24.2 Matthew Stafford - LAR
RB Devontae Booker - NYG 17.5 11.3 Ezekiel Elliott - DAL
RB Kenny Gainwell - PHI 2.7 25.1 Joe Mixon - CIN
WR Robert Woods - LAR 20.7 19.8 Adam Thielen - MIN
WR Emmanuel Sanders - BUF 0 13.1 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR Russell Gage - ATL 0 2.5 DeVonta Smith - PHI
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 5.5 2.8 Noah Fant - DEN
K Zane Gonzalez - CAR 17 8 Matt Gay - LAR
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 12 -1 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB
Total 86.62 105.8
Winner Femme Footbales (+19.18)
Position Adam Schefter’s Sources The Good Guys
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 11.22 24.2 Matthew Stafford - LAR
RB Leonard Fournette - TB 7.3 6.8 Derrick Henry - TEN
RB James Robinson - JAX 4.9 18.2 Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL
WR Michael Pittman - IND 30.6 24.5 Cooper Kupp - LAR
WR Jerry Jeudy - DEN 7.9 22.3 D.K. Metcalf - SEA
WR Van Jefferson - LAR 11.8 17.2 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
TE Hunter Henry - NE 4.3 3.1 Dalton Schultz - DAL
K Chris Boswell - PIT 3 10 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF Los Angeles Rams - LAR 7 -1 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB
Total 88.02 125.3
Winner The Good Guys (+37.28)
Position Skid Marks why am i doing this
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 11.22 29.46 Josh Allen - BUF
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 14.1 19.7 Elijah Mitchell - SF
RB D'Andre Swift - DET 8.1 21 Najee Harris - PIT
WR Randall Cobb - GB 16.5 2.5 DeVonta Smith - PHI
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 17.2 15 Stefon Diggs - BUF
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 4.1 0 Calvin Ridley - ATL
TE Travis Kelce - KC 4.7 7.3 C.J. Uzomah - CIN
K Greg Zuerlein - DAL 7 15 Nick Folk - NE
DEF Buffalo Bills - BUF 11 4 Atlanta Falcons - ATL
Total 93.92 113.96
Winner why am i doing this (+20.04)
Position Min’s Mannschaft Krusty Krab Pizzas
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 11.22 21.2 Ryan Tannehill - TEN
RB James Robinson - JAX 4.9 2.7 Kenny Gainwell - PHI
RB Damien Harris - NE 14 18.2 Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 4.1 4.1 Laviska Shenault - JAX
WR Chase Claypool - PIT 10.1 6 Courtland Sutton - DEN
WR D.J. Moore - CAR 9.9 10 Jarvis Landry - CLE
TE T.J. Hockenson - DET 18.9 4.5 Jared Cook - LAC
K Greg Joseph - MIN 12 7 Evan McPherson - CIN
DEF Los Angeles Rams - LAR 7 20 Philadelphia Eagles - PHI
Total 92.12 93.7
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas (+1.58)
Position End Zone Jones Dak Me Goff
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 12.62 12.62 Teddy Bridgewater - DEN
RB Zack Moss - BUF 11.8 2.7 Kenny Gainwell - PHI
RB Darrel Williams - KC 17 8.5 Myles Gaskin - MIA
WR Michael Pittman - IND 30.6 6.5 Terry McLaurin - WAS
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 6 7.9 Jerry Jeudy - DEN
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 2.5 21 Cole Beasley - BUF
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 3.3 4.5 Jared Cook - LAC
K Jason Myers - SEA 7 10 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF Cincinnati Bengals - CIN 1 1 Cincinnati Bengals - CIN
Total 91.82 74.72
Winner End Zone Jones (+17.1)
Position Jewish McCaffreys What’s in a Name?
QB Carson Wentz - IND 18.34 11.22 Jalen Hurts - PHI
RB Devontae Booker - NYG 17.5 8.8 Khalil Herbert - CHI
RB Kenny Gainwell - PHI 2.7 17.5 Devontae Booker - NYG
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 6 0 -
WR Cole Beasley - BUF 21 0 Corey Davis - LAR
WR K.J. Osborn - MIN 3 19.74 Tyler Boyd - CIN
TE C.J. Uzomah - CIN 7.3 3.2 Ricky Seals-Jones - WAS
K Greg Zuerlein - DAL 7 5 Brandon McManus - DEN
DEF Cleveland Browns - CLE 2 1 Cincinnati Bengals - CIN
Total 84.84 66.46
Winner Jewish McCaffreys (+18.38)
Position Tight Ends Only The Kingpins of Crime
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 20.26 13.16 Kirk Cousins - MIN
RB - 0 7.9 Nick Chubb - CLE
RB J.D. McKissic - WAS 17.3 11.8 Zack Moss - BUF
WR Adam Thielen - MIN 19.8 0 Emmanuel Sanders - BUF
WR D.K. Metcalf - SEA 22.3 9.9 D.J. Moore - CAR
WR Jerry Jeudy - DEN 7.9 0 Darius Slayton - NYG
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 14.4 3.1 Dalton Schultz - DAL
K Nick Folk - NE 15 7 Jason Myers - SEA
DEF Cincinnati Bengals - CIN 1 -1 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB
Total 117.96 51.86
Winner Tight Ends Only (+66.1)
Position She Sucks My Boswell Freak of Nature
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 16.08 14 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 25.1 14 Damien Harris - NE
RB Kenny Gainwell - PHI 2.7 8.1 D'Andre Swift - DET
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 23.1 2.5 DeVonta Smith - PHI
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 6 9.4 Tim Patrick - DEN
WR A.J. Brown - TEN 31.5 27.4 Tyreek Hill - KC
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 14.4 4.3 Hunter Henry - NE
K Greg Zuerlein - DAL 7 7 Greg Zuerlein - DAL
DEF Los Angeles Rams - LAR 7 12 Seattle Seahawks - SEA
Total 132.88 98.7
Winner She Sucks My Boswell (+34.18)
Position Scrantonicity 3 The Score-Box Munchers
QB Teddy Bridgewater - DEN 12.62 16.08 Daniel Jones - NYG
RB James Robinson - JAX 4.9 24 Aaron Jones - GB
RB Ezekiel Elliott - DAL 11.3 17.5 Devontae Booker - NYG
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 24.5 31.5 A.J. Brown - TEN
WR Jarvis Landry - CLE 10 16.5 Randall Cobb - GB
WR Laviska Shenault - JAX 4.1 19.7 Keenan Allen - LAC
TE Robert Tonyan - GB 7.9 4.3 Hunter Henry - NE
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 9 8 Matt Gay - LAR
DEF Chicago Bears - CHI -6 2 LA Chargers - LAC
Total 78.32 139.58
Winner The Score-Box Munchers (+61.26)
Position Mister Commissioner Team Blumpkins
QB Carson Wentz - IND 18.34 18.34 Carson Wentz - IND
RB Devin Singletary - BUF 3.9 11.6 Mike Davis - ATL
RB Samaje Perine - CIN 3.6 0.8 Phillip Lindsay - TEX
WR Tim Patrick - DEN 9.4 20.7 Robert Woods - LAR
WR Amari Cooper - DAL 26.2 4.1 Laviska Shenault - JAX
WR Darius Slayton - NYG 0 9.4 Tim Patrick - DEN
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 13.2 4.3 Hunter Henry - NE
K Cairo Santos - CHI 11 -1 Austin Seibert - DET
DEF Buffalo Bills - BUF 11 4 Atlanta Falcons - ATL
Total 96.64 72.24
Winner Mister Commissioner (+24.4)
Position I am the Law Flatal Flom’s
QB Aaron Rodgers - GB 15.66 11.22 Jalen Hurts - PHI
RB Aaron Jones - GB 24 25.1 Joe Mixon - CIN
RB Chase Edmonds - ARI 15.9 14.1 Chuba Hubbard - CAR
WR DeAndre Hopkins - ARI 8.6 12.8 Mike Evans - TB
WR Randall Cobb - GB 16.5 13.7 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR Christian Kirk - ARI 8.6 23.1 Deebo Samuel - SF
TE Robert Tonyan - GB 7.9 7.3 C.J. Uzomah - CIN
K Mason Crosby - GB 6 8 Matt Gay - LAR
DEF Arizona Cardinals - ARI 1 1 Cincinnati Bengals - CIN
Total 104.16 116.32
Winner Flatal Flom’s (+12.16)
Position The Vanilla Nut Taps Deshaun in the Wind
QB - 0 0 -
RB - 0 0 -
RB - 0 0 -
WR - 0 0 -
WR - 0 0 -
WR - 0 0 -
TE - 0 0 -
K - 0 0 -
DEF - 0 0 -
Total 0 0
Winner (+0)