| Position |  |
The Vanilla Nut Taps | Mister Commissioner | |
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| QB | - | 0 | 7.8 | Mike White - NYJ | 
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| RB | - | 0 | 13 | AJ Dillon - GB | 
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| RB | - | 0 | 12.6 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 
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| WR | - | 0 | 0 | Bryan Edwards - LV | 
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| WR | - | 0 | 4.8 | Cedrick Wilson - DAL | 
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| WR | - | 0 | 2.2 | Tajae Sharpe - ATL | 
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| TE | - | 0 | 3 | Tommy Sweeney - BUF | 
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| K | - | 0 | 9 | Brian Johnson - WAS | 
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| DEF | - | 0 | 17 | Houston Texans - TEX | 
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| Total | 0 | 69.4 | ||||
| Winner | Mister Commissioner (+69.4) | |||||
| Position | |
What’s in a Name? | Krusty Krab Pizzas | |
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| QB | 
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Derek Carr - LV | 10.34 | 28.52 | Matt Ryan - ATL | 
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| RB | 
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Carlos Hyde - JAX | 6.3 | 12.9 | Devin Singletary - BUF | 
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| RB | 
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Christian McCaffrey - CAR | 14.6 | 5.3 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 
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| WR |
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Bryan Edwards - LV | 0 | 0 | DeVante Parker - MIA | 
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| WR | 
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Justin Jefferson - MIN | 17 | 12.9 | Jerry Jeudy - DEN | 
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| WR | 
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Mecole Hardman - KC | 5 | 8.8 | Jamison Crowder - NYJ | 
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| TE | 
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Darren Waller - LV | 16.2 | 9.4 | Dalton Schultz - DAL | 
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| K | 
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Greg Joseph - MIN | 7 | 7 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 
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| DEF | 
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Buffalo Bills - BUF | 9 | 19 | New England Patriots - NE | 
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| Total | 85.44 | 103.82 | ||||
| Winner | Krusty Krab Pizzas (+18.38) | |||||
| Position |  |
She Sucks My Boswell | Deshaun in the Wind | |
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| QB | 
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Tyrod Taylor - TEX | 5.9 | 13.06 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 
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| RB | 
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Myles Gaskin - MIA | 15.7 | 19.6 | Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL | 
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| RB | 
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Damien Harris - NE | 10.3 | 15.2 | Devontae Booker - NYG | 
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| WR | 
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Brandin Cooks - TEX | 11.6 | 17.4 | Robert Woods - LAR | 
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| WR | 
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Marquise Brown - BAL | 20.6 | 14.5 | Stefon Diggs - BUF | 
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| WR | 
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Cole Beasley - BUF | 11.3 | 17.4 | Michael Pittman - IND | 
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| TE | 
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Dan Arnold - JAX | 10 | 12.8 | Evan Engram - NYG | 
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| K |
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Tyler Bass - BUF | 7 | 7 | Tyler Bass - BUF |
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| DEF | 
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Dallas Cowboys - DAL | 0 | 4 | Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 
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| Total | 92.4 | 120.96 | ||||
| Winner | Deshaun in the Wind (+28.56) | |||||
| Position | |
Freak of Nature | Adam Schefter’s Sources | |
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| QB | 
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Joe Burrow - CIN | 7.38 | 24.18 | Carson Wentz - IND | 
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| RB | 
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Austin Ekeler - LAC | 11.2 | 15.2 | Devontae Booker - NYG |
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| RB | 
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Joe Mixon - CIN | 28 | 13.5 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 
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| WR | 
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Deebo Samuel - SF | 11.3 | 1.7 | Kadarius Toney - NYG | 
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| WR | 
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Julio Jones - TEN | 7.5 | 10.2 | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 
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| WR | 
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Chase Claypool - PIT | 7.3 | 11.3 | Cole Beasley - BUF |
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| TE | 
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Travis Kelce - KC | 17.8 | 9.4 | Mike Gesicki - MIA | 
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| K |
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Tyler Bass - BUF | 7 | 7 | Greg Joseph - MIN |
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| DEF |
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Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 4 | 17 | Houston Texans - TEX |
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| Total | 101.48 | 109.48 | ||||
| Winner | Adam Schefter’s Sources (+8) | |||||
| Position |  |
Dez Still Caught It | Dak Me Goff | |
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| QB |
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Tyrod Taylor - TEX | 5.9 | 7.38 | Joe Burrow - CIN |
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| RB | 
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Boston Scott - PHI | 4 | 15.2 | Devontae Booker - NYG |
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| RB | 
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D'Ernest Johnson - CLE | 1.6 | 9.6 | Michael Carter - NYJ | 
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| WR |
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Marquise Brown - BAL | 20.6 | 5.7 | Amari Cooper - DAL | 
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| WR | 
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Hunter Renfrow - LV | 17.9 | 13.8 | Tee Higgins - CIN | 
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| WR | 
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Van Jefferson - LAR | 7.1 | 8.8 | Jamison Crowder - NYJ |
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| TE |
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Tommy Sweeney - BUF | 3 | 5.7 | Zach Ertz - ARI | 
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| K | 
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Emmanuel Sanders - BUF | 10.5 | 12 | Matt Gay - LAR | 
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| DEF | 
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San Francisco 49ers - SF | -2 | 9 | Buffalo Bills - BUF |
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| Total | 68.6 | 87.18 | ||||
| Winner | Dak Me Goff (+18.58) | |||||
| Position | |
Scrantonicity 3 | Coconut Powerhouses | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
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Daniel Jones - NYG | 8.1 | 5.9 | Tyrod Taylor - TEX |
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| RB |
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Joe Mixon - CIN | 28 | 30.3 | Nick Chubb - CLE | 
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| RB | 
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Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 30.3 | 15.7 | Myles Gaskin - MIA |
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| WR | 
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Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 18.7 | 2.2 | Tajae Sharpe - ATL |
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| WR |
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Deebo Samuel - SF | 11.3 | 7.3 | Chase Claypool - PIT |
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| WR |
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Emmanuel Sanders - BUF | 10.5 | 5.5 | Nico Collins - TEX | 
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| TE | 
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George Kittle - SF | 20.1 | 9.5 | Tyler Conklin - MIN | 
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| K | 
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Nick Folk - NE | 5 | 16 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 
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| DEF | 
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Miami Dolphins - MIA | 18 | 0 | Dallas Cowboys - DAL |
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| Total | 150 | 92.4 | ||||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 3 (+57.6) | |||||
| Position | |
The Good Guys | Judge Jeudy | |
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| QB |
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Mike White - NYJ | 7.8 | 0 | - | |
| RB | 
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Alvin Kamara - NO | 20.4 | 0 | - | |
| RB |
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Josh Jacobs - LV | 13.5 | 0 | - | |
| WR |
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Stefon Diggs - BUF | 14.5 | 0 | - | |
| WR | 
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Diontae Johnson - PIT | 11.7 | 0 | - | |
| WR | 
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Darnell Mooney - CHI | 20.6 | 0 | - | |
| TE | 
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Mark Andrews - BAL | 9.4 | 0 | - | |
| K | 
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Randy Bullock - TEN | 4 | 0 | - | |
| DEF | 
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Las Vegas Raiders - LV | 8 | 0 | - | |
| Total | 109.9 | 0 | ||||
| Winner | The Good Guys (+109.9) | |||||
| Position | |
Team Blumpkins | The Score-Box Munchers | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
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Jordan Love - GB | 11.9 | 7.8 | Mike White - NYJ |
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| RB | 
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Elijah Mitchell - SF | 12.9 | 9.6 | Michael Carter - NYJ |
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| RB | 
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Rex Burkhead - TEX | 0.9 | 4 | Boston Scott - PHI |
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| WR |
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Van Jefferson - LAR | 7.1 | 16.42 | Christian Kirk - ARI | 
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| WR |
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Tajae Sharpe - ATL | 2.2 | 11.6 | Brandin Cooks - TEX |
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| WR |
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Mecole Hardman - KC | 5 | 8.6 | Adam Thielen - MIN | 
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| TE | 
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Cole Kmet - CHI | 14.7 | 9.4 | Mike Gesicki - MIA |
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| K | 
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Jake Elliott - PHI | 6 | 5 | Nick Folk - NE |
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| DEF |
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Las Vegas Raiders - LV | 8 | 19 | New England Patriots - NE |
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| Total | 68.7 | 91.42 | ||||
| Winner | The Score-Box Munchers (+22.72) | |||||
| Position | |
why am i doing this | I am the Law | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
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Derek Carr - LV | 10.34 | 8.46 | Jacoby Brissett - MIA | 
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| RB | 
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Aaron Jones - GB | 5.3 | 12.9 | Devin Singletary - BUF |
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| RB | 
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Zack Moss - BUF | 4.4 | 6.5 | Jeremy McNichols - TEN | 
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| WR | 
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CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 4.3 | 12.9 | Jerry Jeudy - DEN |
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| WR |
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Michael Pittman - IND | 17.4 | 6.8 | Jamal Agnew - JAX | 
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| WR |
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Hunter Renfrow - LV | 17.9 | 7.1 | Van Jefferson - LAR |
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| TE | 
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Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 21.3 | 21.3 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT |
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| K | 
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Evan McPherson - CIN | 4 | 7 | Greg Joseph - MIN |
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| DEF |
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Miami Dolphins - MIA | 18 | 18 | Miami Dolphins - MIA |
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| Total | 102.94 | 100.96 | ||||
| Winner | why am i doing this (+1.98) | |||||
| Position | |
Everybody Hates Deshaun | Min’s Mannschaft | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
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Tyrod Taylor - TEX | 5.9 | 7.38 | Joe Burrow - CIN |
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| RB |
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Jeremy McNichols - TEN | 6.5 | 12.6 | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 
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| RB | 
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Jordan Howard - PHI | 13.1 | 30.3 | Nick Chubb - CLE |
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| WR | 
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Davante Adams - GB | 0 | 8.6 | Adam Thielen - MIN |
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| WR |
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Kadarius Toney - NYG | 1.7 | 4.1 | Jarvis Landry - CLE | 
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| WR | 
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Gabriel Davis - BUF | 0 | 3.9 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 
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| TE | 
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Jared Cook - LAC | 10.8 | 10.8 | Jared Cook - LAC |
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| K | 
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Dustin Hopkins - LAC | 7 | 11 | Graham Gano - NYG | 
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| DEF |
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Dallas Cowboys - DAL | 0 | 1 | New Orleans Saints - NO | 
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| Total | 45 | 89.68 | ||||
| Winner | Min’s Mannschaft (+44.68) | |||||
| Position |  |
Skid Marks | Flatal Flom’s | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
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Lamar Jackson - BAL | 30.64 | 9.56 | Josh Allen - BUF | 
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| RB |
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Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 12.6 | 6.5 | Jeremy McNichols - TEN |
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| RB |
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Myles Gaskin - MIA | 15.7 | 13 | AJ Dillon - GB |
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| WR |
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Marquise Brown - BAL | 20.6 | 11.7 | Diontae Johnson - PIT |
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| WR | 
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Keenan Allen - LAC | 22.4 | 5 | Mecole Hardman - KC |
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| WR | 
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Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 16.3 | 1.7 | Kadarius Toney - NYG |
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| TE |
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Mark Andrews - BAL | 9.4 | 9.4 | Mike Gesicki - MIA |
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| K | 
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Daniel Carlson - LV | 9 | 7 | Tyler Bass - BUF |
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| DEF |
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Dallas Cowboys - DAL | 0 | 18 | Miami Dolphins - MIA |
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| Total | 136.64 | 81.86 | ||||
| Winner | Skid Marks (+54.78) | |||||
| Position | |
Inches, from 4th and Inches | End Zone Jones | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
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Matthew Stafford - LAR | 13.06 | 7.8 | Mike White - NYJ |
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| RB | 
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Najee Harris - PIT | 16.8 | 15.7 | Myles Gaskin - MIA |
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| RB |
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Jordan Howard - PHI | 13.1 | 10.3 | Damien Harris - NE |
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| WR | 
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Cooper Kupp - LAR | 20.5 | 13.4 | Russell Gage - ATL | 
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| WR |
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Robert Woods - LAR | 17.4 | 11.6 | Brandin Cooks - TEX |
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| WR |
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Chase Claypool - PIT | 7.3 | 6.8 | Jamal Agnew - JAX |
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| TE |
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Cole Kmet - CHI | 14.7 | 0.9 | Marcedes Lewis - GB | 
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| K |
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Chris Boswell - PIT | 16 | 7 | Tyler Bass - BUF |
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| DEF | 
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Green Bay Packers - GB | 6 | -1 | Baltimore Ravens - BAL | 
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| Total | 124.86 | 72.5 | ||||
| Winner | Inches, from 4th and Inches (+52.36) | |||||
| Position | |
The Kingpins of Crime | Femme Footbales | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
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Lamar Jackson - BAL | 30.64 | 7.38 | Joe Burrow - CIN |
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| RB |
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Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 12.6 | 19.6 | Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL |
|
| RB | 
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Khalil Herbert - CHI | 1.3 | 13 | AJ Dillon - GB |
|
| WR |
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Stefon Diggs - BUF | 14.5 | 11.7 | Diontae Johnson - PIT |
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| WR |
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Kadarius Toney - NYG | 1.7 | 20.6 | Marquise Brown - BAL |
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| WR |
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Cooper Kupp - LAR | 20.5 | 11.6 | Brandin Cooks - TEX |
|
| TE |
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Darren Waller - LV | 16.2 | 9.4 | Mike Gesicki - MIA |
|
| K | 
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Josh Lambo - JAX | 0 | 5 | Nick Folk - NE |
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| DEF |
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Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 4 | 9 | Buffalo Bills - BUF |
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| Total | 101.44 | 107.28 | ||||
| Winner | Femme Footbales (+5.84) | |||||
| Position | |
Jewish McCaffreys | Tight Ends Only | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
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Teddy Bridgewater - DEN | 21.86 | 10.34 | Derek Carr - LV |
|
| RB |
|
Josh Jacobs - LV | 13.5 | 15.2 | Devontae Booker - NYG |
|
| RB |
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Boston Scott - PHI | 4 | 6.3 | Carlos Hyde - JAX |
|
| WR |
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Van Jefferson - LAR | 7.1 | 7.1 | Van Jefferson - LAR |
|
| WR |
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Chase Claypool - PIT | 7.3 | 14.5 | Stefon Diggs - BUF |
|
| WR |
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Hunter Renfrow - LV | 17.9 | 10.5 | Emmanuel Sanders - BUF |
|
| TE | 
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Dalvin Cook - MIN | 15.2 | 9.4 | Dalton Schultz - DAL |
|
| K |
|
Daniel Carlson - LV | 9 | 4 | Evan McPherson - CIN |
|
| DEF |
|
Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 4 | 9 | Buffalo Bills - BUF |
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| Total | 99.86 | 86.34 | ||||
| Winner | Jewish McCaffreys (+13.52) | |||||
