2021-22 Week 9 Scores

Position The Vanilla Nut Taps Mister Commissioner
QB - 7.8 Mike White - NYJ
RB - 13 AJ Dillon - GB
RB - 12.6 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE
WR - 0 Bryan Edwards - LV
WR - 4.8 Cedrick Wilson - DAL
WR - 2.2 Tajae Sharpe - ATL
TE - 3 Tommy Sweeney - BUF
K - 9 Brian Johnson - WAS
DEF - 17 Houston Texans - TEX
Total 0 69.4
Winner Mister Commissioner
Position What’s in a Name? Krusty Krab Pizzas
QB Derek Carr - LV 10.34 28.52 Matt Ryan - ATL
RB Carlos Hyde - JAX 6.3 12.9 Devin Singletary - BUF
RB Christian McCaffrey - CAR 14.6 5.3 Tony Pollard - DAL
WR Bryan Edwards - LV 0 0 DeVante Parker - MIA
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 17 12.9 Jerry Jeudy - DEN
WR Mecole Hardman - KC 5 8.8 Jamison Crowder - NYJ
TE Darren Waller - LV 16.2 9.4 Dalton Schultz - DAL
K Greg Joseph - MIN 7 7 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF Buffalo Bills - BUF 9 19 New England Patriots - NE
Total 85.44 103.82
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas
Position She Sucks My Boswell Deshaun in the Wind
QB Tyrod Taylor - TEX 5.9 13.06 Matthew Stafford - LAR
RB Myles Gaskin - MIA 15.7 19.6 Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL
RB Damien Harris - NE 10.3 15.2 Devontae Booker - NYG
WR Brandin Cooks - TEX 11.6 17.4 Robert Woods - LAR
WR Marquise Brown - BAL 20.6 14.5 Stefon Diggs - BUF
WR Cole Beasley - BUF 11.3 17.4 Michael Pittman - IND
TE Dan Arnold - JAX 10 12.8 Evan Engram - NYG
K Tyler Bass - BUF 7 7 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF Dallas Cowboys - DAL 0 4 Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT
Total 92.4 120.96
Winner Deshaun in the Wind
Position Freak of Nature Adam Schefter’s Sources
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 7.38 24.18 Carson Wentz - IND
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 11.2 15.2 Devontae Booker - NYG
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 28 13.5 Josh Jacobs - LV
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 11.3 1.7 Kadarius Toney - NYG
WR Julio Jones - TEN 7.5 10.2 Rashod Bateman - BAL
WR Chase Claypool - PIT 7.3 11.3 Cole Beasley - BUF
TE Travis Kelce - KC 17.8 9.4 Mike Gesicki - MIA
K Tyler Bass - BUF 7 7 Greg Joseph - MIN
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT 4 17 Houston Texans - TEX
Total 101.48 109.48
Winner Adam Schefter’s Sources
Position Dez Still Caught It Dak Me Goff
QB Tyrod Taylor - TEX 5.9 7.38 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Boston Scott - PHI 4 15.2 Devontae Booker - NYG
RB D'Ernest Johnson - CLE 1.6 9.6 Michael Carter - NYJ
WR Marquise Brown - BAL 20.6 5.7 Amari Cooper - DAL
WR Hunter Renfrow - LV 17.9 13.8 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR Van Jefferson - LAR 7.1 8.8 Jamison Crowder - NYJ
TE Tommy Sweeney - BUF 3 5.7 Zach Ertz - ARI
K Emmanuel Sanders - BUF 10.5 12 Matt Gay - LAR
DEF San Francisco 49ers - SF -2 9 Buffalo Bills - BUF
Total 68.6 87.18
Winner Dak Me Goff
Position Scrantonicity 3 Coconut Powerhouses
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 8.1 5.9 Tyrod Taylor - TEX
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 28 30.3 Nick Chubb - CLE
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 30.3 15.7 Myles Gaskin - MIA
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 18.7 2.2 Tajae Sharpe - ATL
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 11.3 7.3 Chase Claypool - PIT
WR Emmanuel Sanders - BUF 10.5 5.5 Nico Collins - TEX
TE George Kittle - SF 20.1 9.5 Tyler Conklin - MIN
K Nick Folk - NE 5 16 Chris Boswell - PIT
DEF Miami Dolphins - MIA 18 0 Dallas Cowboys - DAL
Total 150 92.4
Winner Scrantonicity 3
Position The Good Guys Judge Jeudy
QB Mike White - NYJ 7.8 -
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 20.4 -
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 13.5 -
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 14.5 -
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 11.7 -
WR Darnell Mooney - CHI 20.6 -
TE Mark Andrews - BAL 9.4 -
K Randy Bullock - TEN 4 -
DEF Las Vegas Raiders - LV 8 -
Total 109.9 0
Winner The Good Guys
Position Team Blumpkins The Score-Box Munchers
QB Jordan Love - GB 11.9 7.8 Mike White - NYJ
RB Elijah Mitchell - SF 12.9 9.6 Michael Carter - NYJ
RB Rex Burkhead - TEX 0.9 4 Boston Scott - PHI
WR Van Jefferson - LAR 7.1 16.42 Christian Kirk - ARI
WR Tajae Sharpe - ATL 2.2 11.6 Brandin Cooks - TEX
WR Mecole Hardman - KC 5 8.6 Adam Thielen - MIN
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 14.7 9.4 Mike Gesicki - MIA
K Jake Elliott - PHI 6 5 Nick Folk - NE
DEF Las Vegas Raiders - LV 8 19 New England Patriots - NE
Total 68.7 91.42
Winner The Score-Box Munchers
Position why am i doing this I am the Law
QB Derek Carr - LV 10.34 8.46 Jacoby Brissett - MIA
RB Aaron Jones - GB 5.3 12.9 Devin Singletary - BUF
RB Zack Moss - BUF 4.4 6.5 Jeremy McNichols - TEN
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 4.3 12.9 Jerry Jeudy - DEN
WR Michael Pittman - IND 17.4 6.8 Jamal Agnew - JAX
WR Hunter Renfrow - LV 17.9 7.1 Van Jefferson - LAR
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 21.3 21.3 Pat Freiermuth - PIT
K Evan McPherson - CIN 4 7 Greg Joseph - MIN
DEF Miami Dolphins - MIA 18 18 Miami Dolphins - MIA
Total 102.94 100.96
Winner why am i doing this
Position Everybody Hates Deshaun Min’s Mannschaft
QB Tyrod Taylor - TEX 5.9 7.38 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Jeremy McNichols - TEN 6.5 12.6 Ezekiel Elliott - DAL
RB Jordan Howard - PHI 13.1 30.3 Nick Chubb - CLE
WR Davante Adams - GB 0 8.6 Adam Thielen - MIN
WR Kadarius Toney - NYG 1.7 4.1 Jarvis Landry - CLE
WR Gabriel Davis - BUF 0 3.9 Courtland Sutton - DEN
TE Jared Cook - LAC 10.8 10.8 Jared Cook - LAC
K Dustin Hopkins - LAC 7 11 Graham Gano - NYG
DEF Dallas Cowboys - DAL 0 1 New Orleans Saints - NO
Total 45 89.68
Winner Min’s Mannschaft
Position Skid Marks Flatal Flom’s
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 30.64 9.56 Josh Allen - BUF
RB Ezekiel Elliott - DAL 12.6 6.5 Jeremy McNichols - TEN
RB Myles Gaskin - MIA 15.7 13 AJ Dillon - GB
WR Marquise Brown - BAL 20.6 11.7 Diontae Johnson - PIT
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 22.4 5 Mecole Hardman - KC
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 16.3 1.7 Kadarius Toney - NYG
TE Mark Andrews - BAL 9.4 9.4 Mike Gesicki - MIA
K Daniel Carlson - LV 9 7 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF Dallas Cowboys - DAL 0 18 Miami Dolphins - MIA
Total 136.64 81.86
Winner Skid Marks
Position Inches, from 4th and Inches End Zone Jones
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 13.06 7.8 Mike White - NYJ
RB Najee Harris - PIT 16.8 15.7 Myles Gaskin - MIA
RB Jordan Howard - PHI 13.1 10.3 Damien Harris - NE
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 20.5 13.4 Russell Gage - ATL
WR Robert Woods - LAR 17.4 11.6 Brandin Cooks - TEX
WR Chase Claypool - PIT 7.3 6.8 Jamal Agnew - JAX
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 14.7 0.9 Marcedes Lewis - GB
K Chris Boswell - PIT 16 7 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF Green Bay Packers - GB 6 -1 Baltimore Ravens - BAL
Total 124.86 72.5
Winner Inches, from 4th and Inches
Position The Kingpins of Crime Femme Footbales
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 30.64 7.38 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Ezekiel Elliott - DAL 12.6 19.6 Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL
RB Khalil Herbert - CHI 1.3 13 AJ Dillon - GB
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 14.5 11.7 Diontae Johnson - PIT
WR Kadarius Toney - NYG 1.7 20.6 Marquise Brown - BAL
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 20.5 11.6 Brandin Cooks - TEX
TE Darren Waller - LV 16.2 9.4 Mike Gesicki - MIA
K Josh Lambo - JAX 0 5 Nick Folk - NE
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT 4 9 Buffalo Bills - BUF
Total 101.44 107.28
Winner Femme Footbales
Position Jewish McCaffreys Tight Ends Only
QB Teddy Bridgewater - DEN 21.86 10.34 Derek Carr - LV
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 13.5 15.2 Devontae Booker - NYG
RB Boston Scott - PHI 4 6.3 Carlos Hyde - JAX
WR Van Jefferson - LAR 7.1 7.1 Van Jefferson - LAR
WR Chase Claypool - PIT 7.3 14.5 Stefon Diggs - BUF
WR Hunter Renfrow - LV 17.9 10.5 Emmanuel Sanders - BUF
TE Dalvin Cook - MIN 15.2 9.4 Dalton Schultz - DAL
K Daniel Carlson - LV 9 4 Evan McPherson - CIN
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT 4 9 Buffalo Bills - BUF
Total 99.86 86.34
Winner Jewish McCaffreys