2022-23 Week 13 Scores

Position Ridley Casino Emporium She Sucks My Boswell
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 16.8 16.8 Dak Prescott - DAL
RB Nick Chubb - CLE 8 8 Nick Chubb - CLE
RB Aaron Jones - GB 10 10 Aaron Jones - GB
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 8 12.3 Deebo Samuel - SF
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 20.8 6.5 JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 34.6 12.5 Nico Collins - TEX
TE George Kittle - SF 4.2 13 Gerald Everett - LAC
K Cade York - CLE 11 5 Harrison Butker - KC
DEF Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB 5 4 Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT
Total 118.4 88.1
Winner Ridley Casino Emporium (+30.3)
Position LeBron James is a Bitch Two Girls One Kupp
QB - 17.46 Mike White - NYJ
RB - 16.8 Zonovan Knight - NYJ
RB - 21.5 Samaje Perine - CIN
WR - 15.5 Drake London - ATL
WR - 16.4 Christian Kirk - JAX
WR - 1.2 George Pickens - PIT
TE - 14 Evan Engram - JAX
K - 5 Harrison Butker - KC
DEF - 31 Cleveland Browns - CLE
Total 0 138.86
Winner Two Girls One Kupp (+138.86)
Position Dez Still Caught It The Good Guys
QB Jared Goff - DET 21.6 34.4 Jalen Hurts - PHI
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 7.6 16.8 Zonovan Knight - NYJ
RB Dameon Pierce - TEX 12.5 4.5 Benny Snell Jr. - PIT
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 34.6 31.9 A.J. Brown - PHI
WR Zay Jones - JAX 3.6 9.4 Isaiah McKenzie - BUF
WR Christian Watson - GB 24.4 24.4 Christian Watson - GB
TE George Kittle - SF 4.2 4.2 George Kittle - SF
K Greg Zuerlein - NYJ 19 7 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 8 5 Green Bay Packers - GB
Total 135.5 137.6
Winner The Good Guys (+2.1)
Position “Inspire Money” Initiative Scrantonicity 4
QB - 19.26 Justin Fields - CHI
RB - 5.8 Derrick Henry - TEN
RB - 9.5 Jamaal Williams - DET
WR - 10.5 Chris Olave - NO
WR - 24.4 Christian Watson - GB
WR - 37.7 Davante Adams - LV
TE - 13.2 Cole Kmet - CHI
K - 16 Matthew Wright - PIT
DEF - 31 Cleveland Browns - CLE
Total 0 167.36
Winner Scrantonicity 4 (+167.36)
Position Krusty Krab Pizzas Dirty Mike and the Boys
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 1.34 1.34 Lamar Jackson - BAL
RB Aaron Jones - GB 10 10.1 Latavius Murray - DEN
RB D'Andre Swift - DET 21.1 13.2 Austin Ekeler - LAC
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 34.6 8 Amari Cooper - CLE
WR Chris Godwin - TB 14.3 9.5 Gabe Davis - BUF
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 0 20.8 Keenan Allen - LAC
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 13.2 10.6 Pat Freiermuth - PIT
K Daniel Carlson - LV 10 5 Brett Maher - DAL
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL 7 5 Green Bay Packers - GB
Total 111.54 83.54
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas (+28)
Position Inches, from 4th and Inches why am I still doing this
QB Mike White - NYJ 17.46 30.04 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Nick Chubb - CLE 8 14 Jerick McKinnon - KC
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 0.9 8 Nick Chubb - CLE
WR George Pickens - PIT 1.2 24.4 Christian Watson - GB
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 21.2 27.8 Tyler Lockett - SEA
WR Julio Jones - TB 5.8 13 Joshua Palmer - LAC
TE Hayden Hurst - CIN 3.2 14.2 Noah Fant - SEA
K Daniel Carlson - LV 10 7 Cameron Dicker - LAC
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 8 19 Dallas Cowboys - DAL
Total 75.76 157.44
Winner why am I still doing this (+81.68)
Position HTTWFT The Kingpins of Crime
QB - 19.82 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB - 8 Nick Chubb - CLE
RB - 21.5 Samaje Perine - CIN
WR - 24.2 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
WR - 21.2 DeVonta Smith - PHI
WR - 29.6 Tyreek Hill - MIA
TE - 4.2 George Kittle - SF
K - 11 Cade York - CLE
DEF - 31 Cleveland Browns - CLE
Total 0 170.52
Winner The Kingpins of Crime (+170.52)
Position Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds Loose Ends Only
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 30.04 16.8 Dak Prescott - DAL
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 13.8 16.9 Rachaad White - TB
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 24.6 13.3 Jonathan Taylor - IND
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 20.4 20.4 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
WR Christian Watson - GB 24.4 8.5 Parris Campbell - IND
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 20.8 3.4 Jarvis Landry - NO
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 10.6 5.3 Dalton Schultz - DAL
K Matthew Wright - PIT 16 10 Wil Lutz - NO
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 8 5 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB
Total 168.64 99.6
Winner Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds (+69.04)
Position Skid Marks Southport Skegs
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 16.36 16.8 Dak Prescott - DAL
RB David Montgomery - CHI 16.7 6 Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL
RB D'Andre Swift - DET 21.1 0.9 Kyren Williams - LAR
WR Skyy Moore - KC 1.2 8.5 Parris Campbell - IND
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 20.8 13 Joshua Palmer - LAC
WR DeAndre Carter - LAC 2.4 2.4 DeAndre Carter - LAC
TE Dalton Schultz - DAL 5.3 4.8 Adam Trautman - NO
K Jason Sanders - MIA 6 7 Cameron Dicker - LAC
DEF Green Bay Packers - GB 5 5 Los Angeles Rams - LAR
Total 94.86 64.4
Winner Skid Marks (+30.46)
Position Ghost of Goodell’s Past Heartbreak Tennessee
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 18.1 18.1 Justin Herbert - LAC
RB Samaje Perine - CIN 21.5 7.6 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX
RB Dameon Pierce - TEX 12.5 5.7 Alvin Kamara - NO
WR Davante Adams - LV 37.7 20.8 Keenan Allen - LAC
WR Zay Jones - JAX 3.6 27.8 Tyler Lockett - SEA
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 34.6 4.7 Adam Thielen - MIN
TE George Kittle - SF 4.2 14 Evan Engram - JAX
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 7 14 Younghoe Koo - ATL
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL 7 31 Cleveland Browns - CLE
Total 146.2 143.7
Winner Ghost of Goodell’s Past (+2.5)
Position Mills Thrills The Score-Box Munchers
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 19.82 -
RB Nick Chubb - CLE 8 -
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 0.9 -
WR Christian Watson - GB 24.4 -
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 20.8 -
WR George Pickens - PIT 1.2 -
TE George Kittle - SF 4.2 -
K Daniel Carlson - LV 10 -
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 8 -
Total 97.32 0
Winner Mills Thrills (+97.32)
Position Joc Pederson’s Pearls End Zone Jones
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 18.1 30.04 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 7.6 10 Aaron Jones - GB
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 5.7 0.9 Kyren Williams - LAR
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 12.5 0 D.J. Montgomery - IND
WR Christian Watson - GB 24.4 34.6 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
WR Nico Collins - TEX 12.5 12.5 Tee Higgins - CIN
TE Dalton Schultz - DAL 5.3 0 Dawson Knox - BUF
K Jason Myers - SEA 10 9 Chase McLaughlin - IND
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 8 7 Baltimore Ravens - BAL
Total 104.1 104.04
Winner Joc Pederson’s Pearls (+0.060000000000002)
Position Gotham Bob Barker’s House of Pain
QB - 2.24 Jimmy Garoppolo - SF
RB - 0.3 Jeff Wilson Jr. - MIA
RB - 18.1 Ezekiel Elliott - DAL
WR - 9.9 Mike Evans - TB
WR - 0 Tre'Quan Smith - NO
WR - 27.8 Tyler Lockett - SEA
TE - 3.2 Hayden Hurst - CIN
K - 9 Chase McLaughlin - IND
DEF - 8 Seattle Seahawks - SEA
Total 0 78.54
Winner Bob Barker’s House of Pain (+78.54)
Position Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else Women in S.P.O.R.T.S
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 30.04 16.36 Trevor Lawrence - JAX
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 13.2 16.7 David Montgomery - CHI
RB David Montgomery - CHI 16.7 12.5 Dameon Pierce - TEX
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 26.7 29.6 Tyreek Hill - MIA
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 9.5 24.4 Christian Watson - GB
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 20.4 24.5 Terry McLaurin - WAS
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 10.6 13.2 Cole Kmet - CHI
K Justin Tucker - BAL 4 5 Brett Maher - DAL
DEF Cleveland Browns - CLE 31 19 Dallas Cowboys - DAL
Total 162.14 161.26
Winner Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else (+0.87999999999997)
Position Freak of Nature MooseNOAntlers
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 16.8 34.4 Jalen Hurts - PHI
RB Ezekiel Elliott - DAL 18.1 21 Josh Jacobs - LV
RB Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL 6 28.6 Christian McCaffrey - SF
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 20.4 12.5 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 24.2 20.8 Keenan Allen - LAC
WR George Pickens - PIT 1.2 24.5 Terry McLaurin - WAS
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 7.3 0 David Njoku - CLE
K Matthew Wright - PIT 16 7 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 8 5 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB
Total 118 153.8
Winner MooseNOAntlers (+35.8)
Position Pay Day Gray Mister Commisioner
QB - -
RB - -
RB - -
WR - -
WR - -
WR - -
TE - -
K - -
DEF - -
Total 0 0
Winner (+0)