2022-23 Week 2 Scores

Position HTTWFT Dez Still Caught It
QB Joe Flacco - NYJ 26.88 11.06 Russell Wilson - DEN
RB James Robinson - JAX 15.8 12.1 Antonio Gibson - WAS
RB Chase Edmonds - MIA 5.1 12.3 Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 39.4 2.2 Jerry Jeudy - DEN
WR Marquise Brown - ARI 12.8 0 Parris Campbell - IND
WR Chase Claypool - PIT 6.6 13 Joshua Palmer - LAC
TE Hunter Henry - NE 0 3.1 Robert Tonyan - GB
K Greg Joseph - MIN 1 7 Matt Gay - LAR
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 13 3 Cincinnati Bengals - CIN
Total 120.58 63.76
Winner HTTWFT (+56.82)
Position Freak of Nature Mister Commisioner
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 18.88 18.98 Derek Carr - LV
RB David Montgomery - CHI 15.6 12.1 Antonio Gibson - WAS
RB Rashaad Penny - SEA 1.5 7.6 Dalvin Cook - MIN
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 31.8 9.2 Davante Adams - LV
WR Robbie Anderson - CAR 4.2 12.8 Marquise Brown - ARI
WR Jakobi Meyers - NE 18.5 22.9 Curtis Samuel - WAS
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 13.2 3.1 Robert Tonyan - GB
K Tyler Bass - BUF 12 5 Cade York - CLE
DEF Cleveland Browns - CLE 0 0 Cleveland Browns - CLE
Total 115.68 91.68
Winner Freak of Nature (+24)
Position The Good Guys The Kingpins of Crime
QB Derek Carr - LV 18.98 18.88 Matthew Stafford - LAR
RB Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF 12.3 16.7 Damien Harris - NE
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 9.5 7.7 Nyheim Hines - IND
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 0 40.1 Jaylen Waddle - MIA
WR Curtis Samuel - WAS 22.9 12.2 Terry McLaurin - WAS
WR Allen Robinson II - LAR 15.3 11.3 Brandon Aiyuk - SF
TE Darren Waller - LV 17 7.4 Hayden Hurst - CIN
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 4 1 Greg Joseph - MIN
DEF Denver Broncos - DEN 8 22 Buffalo Bills - BUF
Total 107.98 137.28
Winner The Kingpins of Crime (+29.3)
Position “Inspire Money” Initiative Ridley Casino Emporium
QB Derek Carr - LV 18.98 1.8 Matt Ryan - IND
RB Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR 10.7 9.1 Josh Jacobs - LV
RB Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF 12.3 6.3 Mark Ingram II - NO
WR Curtis Samuel - WAS 22.9 12.2 Terry McLaurin - WAS
WR Marvin Jones Jr. - JAX 6.3 3.7 Tyler Boyd - CIN
WR Allen Lazard - GB 9.3 5.7 Isaiah McKenzie - BUF
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 15.5 14.1 Tyler Higbee - LAR
K Chris Boswell - PIT 8 13 Daniel Carlson - LV
DEF Cincinnati Bengals - CIN 3 0 Cleveland Browns - CLE
Total 106.98 65.9
Winner “Inspire Money” Initiative (+41.08)
Position MooseNOAntlers Pay Day Gray
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 23.46 17.3 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 11.3 10.7 Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 7.3 5.9 Ezekiel Elliott - DAL
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 11.9 6.5 Jarvis Landry - NO
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 14.7 3.7 Tyler Boyd - CIN
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 25.8 4.6 A.J. Green - ARI
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 14.1 8.1 Dawson Knox - BUF
K Jake Elliott - PHI 5 4 Wil Lutz - NO
DEF Cincinnati Bengals - CIN 3 3 Cincinnati Bengals - CIN
Total 116.56 63.8
Winner MooseNOAntlers (+52.76)
Position Inches, from 4th and Inches Two Girls One Kupp
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 23.46 25.78 Carson Wentz - WAS
RB Dalvin Cook - MIN 7.6 32.3 Nick Chubb - CLE
RB J.D. McKissic - WAS 13.3 12.3 Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 39.4 25.3 Mike Williams - LAC
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 13 0 Gabe Davis - BUF
WR Darnell Mooney - CHI 0.6 0 Parris Campbell - IND
TE David Njoku - CLE 6.2 15.5 Zach Ertz - ARI
K Riley Patterson - JAX 8 17 Graham Gano - NYG
DEF Cincinnati Bengals - CIN 3 10 Green Bay Packers - GB
Total 114.56 138.18
Winner Two Girls One Kupp (+23.62)
Position Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds Heartbreak Tennessee
QB Carson Wentz - WAS 25.78 0 -
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 9.5 0 -
RB AJ Dillon - GB 7.7 0 -
WR Chase Claypool - PIT 6.6 0 -
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 13 0 -
WR DJ Chark Jr. - DET 0 0 -
TE Robert Tonyan - GB 3.1 0 -
K Evan McPherson - CIN 13 0 -
DEF Cincinnati Bengals - CIN 3 0 -
Total 81.68 0
Winner Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds (+81.68)
Position The Score-Box Munchers Scrantonicity 4
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 11.06 14.56 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Rex Burkhead - TEX 2.9 9.1 Josh Jacobs - LV
RB Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF 12.3 15.6 David Montgomery - CHI
WR Mecole Hardman - KC 7.5 14.7 Deebo Samuel - SF
WR Julio Jones - TB 0 0.6 Darnell Mooney - CHI
WR Michael Thomas - NO 18.5 3.7 Tyler Boyd - CIN
TE Robert Tonyan - GB 3.1 1.8 Dalton Schultz - DAL
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 4 12 Brandon McManus - DEN
DEF Cleveland Browns - CLE 0 7 Kansas City Chiefs - KC
Total 59.36 79.06
Winner Scrantonicity 4 (+19.7)
Position Southport Skegs Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 11.06 13.14 Daniel Jones - NYG
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 7.3 2.9 Rex Burkhead - TEX
RB Christian McCaffrey - CAR 16.8 2.5 Jaylen Warren - PIT
WR Davante Adams - LV 9.2 15.5 Greg Dortch - ARI
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 12.2 7.8 Russell Gage - TB
WR DJ Moore - CAR 13.3 10.9 Hunter Renfrow - LV
TE Dawson Knox - BUF 8.1 10 Tyler Conklin - NYJ
K Justin Tucker - BAL 10 5 Cairo Santos - CHI
DEF Green Bay Packers - GB 10 -1 Washington Commanders - WAS
Total 97.96 66.74
Winner Southport Skegs (+31.22)
Position Joc Pederson’s Pearls Bob Barker’s House of Pain
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 33.02 1.8 Matt Ryan - IND
RB Aaron Jones - GB 32 8.3 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 11.3 9.1 Josh Jacobs - LV
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 39.4 8.5 DeAndre Carter - LAC
WR Davante Adams - LV 9.2 15.9 Jahan Dotson - WAS
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 12.2 9.4 Brandin Cooks - TEX
TE T.J. Hockenson - DET 5.6 0 Colby Parkinson - SEA
K Justin Tucker - BAL 10 12 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF Denver Broncos - DEN 8 10 Green Bay Packers - GB
Total 160.72 75
Winner Joc Pederson’s Pearls (+85.72)
Position Loose Ends Only Ghost of Goodell’s Past
QB Carson Wentz - WAS 25.78 26.04 Jared Goff - DET
RB Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF 12.3 7.3 Jonathan Taylor - IND
RB Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR 10.7 12.3 Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 19.7 13 Joshua Palmer - LAC
WR Jerry Jeudy - DEN 2.2 10.8 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 19.7 0 Julio Jones - TB
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 13.2 0 Jonnu Smith - NE
K Jake Elliott - PHI 5 9 Greg Zuerlein - NYJ
DEF Cleveland Browns - CLE 0 -1 New York Jets - NYJ
Total 108.58 77.44
Winner Loose Ends Only (+31.14)
Position LeBron James is a Bitch why am I still doing this
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 14.56 8.84 Kirk Cousins - MIN
RB James Conner - ARI 7.1 7.7 AJ Dillon - GB
RB Michael Carter - NYJ 10 12.3 Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 0 11.7 Diontae Johnson - PIT
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 44.8 2.2 Jerry Jeudy - DEN
WR Michael Thomas - NO 18.5 0 Julio Jones - TB
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 0 5.6 T.J. Hockenson - DET
K Matt Gay - LAR 7 4 Younghoe Koo - ATL
DEF Detroit Lions - DET 8 25 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB
Total 109.96 77.34
Winner LeBron James is a Bitch (+32.62)
Position Dirty Mike and the Boys Mills Thrills
QB Carson Wentz - WAS 25.78 18.98 Derek Carr - LV
RB Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR 10.7 9.4 Kareem Hunt - CLE
RB Mark Ingram II - NO 6.3 7.1 James Conner - ARI
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 15 9.2 Davante Adams - LV
WR Mike Evans - TB 9.1 13 Joshua Palmer - LAC
WR Ashton Dulin - IND 13.2 15.3 Allen Robinson II - LAR
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 12.7 15.5 Zach Ertz - ARI
K Nick Folk - NE 4 12 Brandon McManus - DEN
DEF Cleveland Browns - CLE 0 10 Green Bay Packers - GB
Total 96.78 110.48
Winner Mills Thrills (+13.7)
Position Skid Marks Women in S.P.O.R.T.S
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 14.56 18.88 Matthew Stafford - LAR
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 18.4 9.1 Josh Jacobs - LV
RB Aaron Jones - GB 32 9.5 Javonte Williams - DEN
WR Mike Williams - LAC 25.3 4.2 Robbie Anderson - CAR
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 10.8 39.4 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 12.2 12.8 Marquise Brown - ARI
TE Travis Kelce - KC 10.1 12.7 Logan Thomas - WAS
K Matt Gay - LAR 7 13 Evan McPherson - CIN
DEF Cleveland Browns - CLE 0 3 Cincinnati Bengals - CIN
Total 130.36 122.58
Winner Skid Marks (+7.78)
Position She Sucks My Boswell Krusty Krab Pizzas
QB Jameis Winston - NO 7.64 38.86 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA
RB Kenyan Drake - BAL 0.8 6.3 Melvin Gordon III - DEN
RB Melvin Gordon III - DEN 6.3 7.7 Nyheim Hines - IND
WR Ashton Dulin - IND 13.2 0 Kenny Golladay - NYG
WR Russell Gage - TB 7.8 0 DeVante Parker - NE
WR Zay Jones - JAX 5.3 6.3 Marvin Jones Jr. - JAX
TE Hayden Hurst - CIN 7.4 0 Albert Okwuegbunam - DEN
K Nick Folk - NE 4 0 Joey Slye - WAS
DEF Cincinnati Bengals - CIN 3 11 Los Angeles Rams - LAR
Total 55.44 70.16
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas (+14.72)
Position End Zone Jones Gotham
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 17.3 0 -
RB Nick Chubb - CLE 32.3 0 -
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 11.8 0 -
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 11.3 0 -
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 31.8 0 -
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 25.1 0 -
TE Travis Kelce - KC 10.1 0 -
K Greg Joseph - MIN 1 0 -
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT 2 0 -
Total 142.7 0
Winner End Zone Jones (+142.7)