2022-23 Week 3 Scores

Position The Good Guys LeBron James is a Bitch
QB Carson Wentz - WAS 8.64 11.44 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA
RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC 14.9 12 Leonard Fournette - TB
RB James Robinson - JAX 20.6 9 Javonte Williams - DEN
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 12 15.1 Jaylen Waddle - MIA
WR Drake London - ATL 14.4 7.3 Equanimeous St. Brown - CHI
WR Kendrick Bourne - NE 9.8 13.9 JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 10.1 10.5 Zach Ertz - ARI
K Graham Gano - NYG 14 9 Evan McPherson - CIN
DEF Atlanta Falcons - ATL 1 9 Kansas City Chiefs - KC
Total 105.44 97.24
Position The Kingpins of Crime why am I still doing this
QB Jared Goff - DET 13.88 27.6 Jalen Hurts - PHI
RB Miles Sanders - PHI 5.4 24.1 Devin Singletary - BUF
RB David Montgomery - CHI 1.1 14.5 Ezekiel Elliott - DAL
WR Greg Dortch - ARI 17 6.7 Gabe Davis - BUF
WR Michael Thomas - NO 9.9 17.4 DK Metcalf - SEA
WR Drake London - ATL 14.4 9.9 Michael Thomas - NO
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 2.5 5.2 Irv Smith Jr. - MIN
K Graham Gano - NYG 14 0 Wil Lutz - NO
DEF Kansas City Chiefs - KC 9 -6 LA Chargers - LAC
Total 87.18 99.4
Position Gotham Women in S.P.O.R.T.S
QB Mitch Trubisky - PIT 14.98 9.06 Russell Wilson - DEN
RB Ezekiel Elliott - DAL 14.5 11.6 Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF
RB Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR 1.7 16.5 Melvin Gordon III - DEN
WR Sterling Shepard - NYG 7.7 12.9 Brandon Aiyuk - SF
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 16.4 17.7 Courtland Sutton - DEN
WR Mike Evans - TB 0 1.5 Jauan Jennings - SF
TE - 6.8 George Kittle - SF
K Brandon McManus - DEN 4 6 Robbie Gould - SF
DEF San Francisco 49ers - SF 9 -1 New York Giants - NYG
Total 68.28 81.06
Position The Score-Box Munchers She Sucks My Boswell
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 10.16 10.16 Matthew Stafford - LAR
RB Leonard Fournette - TB 12 1.1 David Montgomery - CHI
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 13.3 12 Leonard Fournette - TB
WR Treylon Burks - TEN 3.1 15.2 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 17.4 14.3 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR Davante Adams - LV 14.2 4.1 Nelson Agholor - NE
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 13.7 10.1 Tyler Higbee - LAR
K Jake Elliott - PHI 6 9 Evan McPherson - CIN
DEF Cincinnati Bengals - CIN 15 6 New Orleans Saints - NO
Total 104.86 81.96
Position Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds MooseNOAntlers
QB Joe Flacco - NYJ 3.4 23 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Ezekiel Elliott - DAL 14.5 7.6 D'Andre Swift - DET
RB Michael Carter - NYJ 5.6 11.6 Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 19.5 9.9 Michael Thomas - NO
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 16.6 23.1 Amari Cooper - CLE
WR Elijah Moore - NYJ 8.9 30.9 DeVonta Smith - PHI
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 10.1 15.9 Travis Kelce - KC
K Harrison Butker - KC 0 8 Justin Tucker - BAL
DEF Chicago Bears - CHI 5 8 Baltimore Ravens - BAL
Total 83.6 138
Position Ghost of Goodell’s Past Mister Commisioner
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 18.3 18.3 Kirk Cousins - MIN
RB Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL 22.3 1.1 David Montgomery - CHI
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 20.1 20.6 James Robinson - JAX
WR Adam Thielen - MIN 18.1 16.4 Cooper Kupp - LAR
WR Allen Robinson II - LAR 4.3 6.7 Gabe Davis - BUF
WR Nico Collins - TEX 6.1 13.9 JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 10.5 10.1 Tyler Higbee - LAR
K Daniel Carlson - LV 10 12 Younghoe Koo - ATL
DEF Houston Texans - TEX 8 13 Carolina Panthers - CAR
Total 117.7 112.1
Position Heartbreak Tennessee Pay Day Gray
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 9.06 14.74 Tom Brady - TB
RB Ezekiel Elliott - DAL 14.5 10.1 Cam Akers - LAR
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 22.6 7.9 Rashaad Penny - SEA
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 22.7 14.4 Drake London - ATL
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 12.9 19.2 Christian Kirk - JAX
WR Sterling Shepard - NYG 7.7 17.4 DK Metcalf - SEA
TE Albert Okwuegbunam - DEN 2.2 9.7 Robert Tonyan - GB
K Graham Gano - NYG 14 8 Ryan Succop - TB
DEF San Francisco 49ers - SF 9 12 Green Bay Packers - GB
Total 114.66 113.44
Position Scrantonicity 4 Krusty Krab Pizzas
QB Josh Allen - BUF 26.7 4.94 Justin Fields - CHI
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 22.6 5.6 Michael Carter - NYJ
RB Devin Singletary - BUF 24.1 1.7 Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 4.4 13.1 Curtis Samuel - WAS
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 14.4 6.1 Nico Collins - TEX
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 16.2 6.9 George Pickens - PIT
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 10.5 1.7 Hayden Hurst - CIN
K Matt Prater - ARI 14 11 Brett Maher - DAL
DEF Dallas Cowboys - DAL 8 17 Denver Broncos - DEN
Total 140.9 68.04
Position Bob Barker’s House of Pain Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 18.3 14.62 Jameis Winston - NO
RB Damien Harris - NE 12.6 5.4 Dontrell Hilliard - TEN
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 9.1 0 Boston Scott - PHI
WR Davante Adams - LV 14.2 1.2 Mecole Hardman - KC
WR Adam Thielen - MIN 18.1 4.1 Nelson Agholor - NE
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 14.3 10.3 Devin Duvernay - BAL
TE Travis Kelce - KC 15.9 1.9 Mo Alie-Cox - IND
K Greg Zuerlein - NYJ 18 0 Wil Lutz - NO
DEF Chicago Bears - CHI 5 -1 New York Giants - NYG
Total 125.5 36.52
Position “Inspire Money” Initiative Dirty Mike and the Boys
QB Geno Smith - SEA 18.9 18.3 Kirk Cousins - MIN
RB Darrel Williams - ARI 0.7 11.6 Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF
RB Jamaal Williams - DET 24.7 5.4 Miles Sanders - PHI
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 17.7 12 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
WR Russell Gage - TB 24.7 19.2 Christian Kirk - JAX
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 21.3 16.6 Tyler Lockett - SEA
TE Cameron Brate - TB 10.2 5.2 Irv Smith Jr. - MIN
K Nick Folk - NE 10 10 Daniel Carlson - LV
DEF Carolina Panthers - CAR 13 17 Philadelphia Eagles - PHI
Total 141.2 115.3
Position Ridley Casino Emporium Mills Thrills
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 18.3 13.88 Jared Goff - DET
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 6.8 18.1 Dameon Pierce - TEX
RB D'Andre Swift - DET 7.6 1.1 David Montgomery - CHI
WR Russell Gage - TB 24.7 13.3 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 16.6 12 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
WR Allen Robinson II - LAR 4.3 15.1 Jaylen Waddle - MIA
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 10.5 10.1 Tyler Higbee - LAR
K Matt Ammendola - KC 1 6 Robbie Gould - SF
DEF New York Giants - NYG -1 8 Dallas Cowboys - DAL
Total 88.8 97.58
Position Dez Still Caught It Two Girls One Kupp
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 18.3 18.3 Kirk Cousins - MIN
RB David Montgomery - CHI 1.1 1.1 David Montgomery - CHI
RB James Robinson - JAX 20.6 20.6 James Robinson - JAX
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 15.1 29.96 Mack Hollins - LV
WR Adam Thielen - MIN 18.1 14.3 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC 13.9 30.9 DeVonta Smith - PHI
TE Irv Smith Jr. - MIN 5.2 2.5 Logan Thomas - WAS
K Jason Sanders - MIA 3 12 Riley Patterson - JAX
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL 8 8 Houston Texans - TEX
Total 103.3 137.66
Position HTTWFT Inches, from 4th and Inches
QB Cooper Rush - DAL 12.4 27.6 Jalen Hurts - PHI
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 9 25.3 Derrick Henry - TEN
RB Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF 11.6 10.5 Tony Pollard - DAL
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 12.9 19.5 A.J. Brown - PHI
WR Noah Brown - DAL 10.4 17.4 DK Metcalf - SEA
WR Richie James Jr. - NYG 8 4.1 Nelson Agholor - NE
TE Daniel Bellinger - NYG 8 10.8 T.J. Hockenson - DET
K Graham Gano - NYG 14 8 Justin Tucker - BAL
DEF San Francisco 49ers - SF 9 8 Houston Texans - TEX
Total 95.3 131.2
Position Loose Ends Only Freak of Nature
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 23 18.3 Kirk Cousins - MIN
RB Nyheim Hines - IND 8 5.4 Miles Sanders - PHI
RB David Montgomery - CHI 1.1 10.5 Tony Pollard - DAL
WR Mike Williams - LAC 8.5 4.4 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC 13.9 14.4 Drake London - ATL
WR DJ Chark Jr. - DET 7.6 10.3 Devin Duvernay - BAL
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 10.1 4.5 Gerald Everett - LAC
K Matt Gay - LAR 9 9 Matt Gay - LAR
DEF Chicago Bears - CHI 5 8 Dallas Cowboys - DAL
Total 86.2 84.8
Position End Zone Jones Skid Marks
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 18.3 14.98 Mitch Trubisky - PIT
RB Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR 1.7 13.1 Najee Harris - PIT
RB Christian McCaffrey - CAR 13.5 22.6 Saquon Barkley - NYG
WR Davante Adams - LV 14.2 16.4 Cooper Kupp - LAR
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 19.5 16.4 Diontae Johnson - PIT
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 4.4 14.2 Davante Adams - LV
TE David Njoku - CLE 23.9 28.9 Mark Andrews - BAL
K Nick Folk - NE 10 4 Cade York - CLE
DEF Buffalo Bills - BUF 6 1 Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT
Total 111.5 131.58
Position Joc Pederson's Pearls Southport Skegs
QB Derek Carr - LV 19.82 15.08 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB David Montgomery - CHI 1.1 6.8 Joe Mixon - CIN
RB James Robinson - JAX 20.6 7.3 Alvin Kamara - NO
WR Jakobi Meyers - NE 0 13.3 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 17.4 9.9 Michael Thomas - NO
WR Adam Thielen - MIN 18.1 4.4 Justin Jefferson - MIN
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 10.1 28.9 Mark Andrews - BAL
K Ryan Succop - TB 8 9 Matt Gay - LAR
DEF Carolina Panthers - CAR 13 6 New Orleans Saints - NO
Total 108.12 100.68