2023-24 Week 9 Scores

Position Gamecocks Jalen “oh god yes it” Hurts
QB Deshaun Watson - CLE 18.96 11.48 Lamar Jackson - BAL
RB Devin Singletary - TEX 4.6 11 Alvin Kamara - NO
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 22.9 27.9 Rachaad White - TB
WR Chris Olave - NO 16.6 16.6 Chris Olave - NO
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 24.9 10.5 Demario Douglas - NE
WR Rashid Shaheed - NO 5.2 2 Josh Downs - IND
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 22.1 17 Mark Andrews - BAL
K Justin Tucker - BAL 14 19 Younghoe Koo - ATL
DEF Cleveland Browns - CLE 23 23 Cleveland Browns - CLE
Total 152.26 138.48
Winner Gamecocks (+13.78)
Position AR5 Fan Club Pay Day Gray
QB Gardner Minshew - IND 9.58 28.36 Dak Prescott - DAL
RB Pierre Strong Jr. - CLE 1.2 7.9 James Cook - BUF
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 17.9 8.4 Michael Carter - NYJ
WR Chris Godwin - TB 3.6 3.8 Allen Lazard - NYJ
WR Michael Thomas - NO 0 19.6 A.J. Brown - PHI
WR Deonte Harty - BUF 0 22.6 Stefon Diggs - BUF
TE Taysom Hill - NO 20.62 0 Darren Waller - NYG
K Harrison Butker - KC 3 11 Matt Gay - IND
DEF Cleveland Browns - CLE 23 27 Indianapolis Colts - IND
Total 78.9 128.66
Winner Pay Day Gray (+49.76)
Position Adam Schefter’s Sources Scrantonicity 5
QB Baker Mayfield - TB 19 41.8 C.J. Stroud - TEX
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 2.7 17.9 Jonathan Taylor - IND
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 5.9 2.6 Zack Moss - IND
WR Mike Evans - TB 12.7 2.1 Zay Flowers - BAL
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 6.2 6.2 Puka Nacua - LAR
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 12.3 6.6 Romeo Doubs - GB
TE Trey McBride - ARI 5.2 12.6 David Njoku - CLE
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 11 6 Ka'imi Fairbairn - TEX
DEF New Orleans Saints - NO 12 23 Cleveland Browns - CLE
Total 87 118.8
Winner Scrantonicity 5 (+31.8)
Position Endzone Jones Freakofnature
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 28.36 28.36 Dak Prescott - DAL
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 10.7 11 Alvin Kamara - NO
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 17.9 9.8 Kareem Hunt - CLE
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster - NE 11.1 28.1 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 28.1 9.7 Rashee Rice - KC
WR Demario Douglas - NE 10.5 3.6 Quentin Johnston - LAC
TE Cade Otton - TB 23 20.62 Taysom Hill - NO
K Chad Ryland - NE 6 10 Dustin Hopkins - CLE
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL 15 12 New Orleans Saints - NO
Total 150.66 133.18
Winner Endzone Jones (+17.48)
Position CobbSlobbers Waller? Hardly Know Her
QB Josh Allen - BUF 24.72 28.36 Dak Prescott - DAL
RB Devin Singletary - TEX 4.6 17.9 Jonathan Taylor - IND
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 11 9.8 Kareem Hunt - CLE
WR Tank Dell - TEX 29.6 1.7 Brandin Cooks - DAL
WR Chris Olave - NO 16.6 10.5 Demario Douglas - NE
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 10.2 13 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1 16.1 Dalton Kincaid - BUF
K Justin Tucker - BAL 14 8 Eddy Pineiro - CAR
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL 15 -1 New York Giants - NYG
Total 141.82 104.36
Winner CobbSlobbers (+37.46)
Position Just Setting Lineups So I Don’t Get Fined Love Me Sexy
QB Bryce Young - CAR 9.02 22.32 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 14.3 9.4 D'Andre Swift - PHI
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 10.7 17.2 Gus Edwards - BAL
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 13 1.9 George Pickens - PIT
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 1.7 12.5 Tyreek Hill - MIA
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 15.7 19 Tee Higgins - CIN
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1 3.8 Gerald Everett - LAC
K Matt Gay - IND 11 6 Evan McPherson - CIN
DEF Las Vegas Raiders - LV 18 12 New Orleans Saints - NO
Total 109.52 104.12
Winner Just Setting Lineups So I Don’t Get Fined (+5.4)
Position She Sucks My Boswell Titan Your Butthole
QB Derek Carr - NO 16.74 16.74 Derek Carr - NO
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 17.9 14.3 Saquon Barkley - NYG
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 10.7 2.7 Kenneth Walker III - SEA
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 22 8.4 Jaylen Waddle - MIA
WR Nico Collins - TEX 14.4 6 DK Metcalf - SEA
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 13 9.7 Rashee Rice - KC
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1 16.1 Dalton Kincaid - BUF
K Nick Folk - TEN 11 10 Dustin Hopkins - CLE
DEF Cleveland Browns - CLE 23 12 New Orleans Saints - NO
Total 144.84 95.94
Winner She Sucks My Boswell (+48.9)
Position The Funks The Score-Box Munchers
QB Derek Carr - NO 16.74 19 Baker Mayfield - TB
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 14.3 27.9 Rachaad White - TB
RB Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR 5.5 7.9 James Cook - BUF
WR Christian Watson - GB 4.7 22 Diontae Johnson - PIT
WR Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 13.5 10.5 Demario Douglas - NE
WR Josh Downs - IND 2 0 Michael Thomas - NO
TE Travis Kelce - KC 4.4 16.1 Dalton Kincaid - BUF
K Justin Tucker - BAL 14 11 Matt Gay - IND
DEF New Orleans Saints - NO 12 4 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 87.14 118.4
Winner The Score-Box Munchers (+31.26)
Position Bob Barker’s House of Pain Drew Crew
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 7.14 17.7 Sam Howell - WAS
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 10 7.9 James Cook - BUF
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 17.3 11.7 Brian Robinson - WAS
WR DJ Moore - CHI 5.4 19 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 22.6 16.6 Chris Olave - NO
WR David Sills V - DEN 0 8.4 Jaylen Waddle - MIA
TE C.J. Uzomah - NYJ 3.1 3.8 Gerald Everett - LAC
K Tyler Bass - BUF 4 11 Nick Folk - TEN
DEF LA Chargers - LAC 26 23 Cleveland Browns - CLE
Total 95.54 119.1
Winner Drew Crew (+23.56)
Position Saquon Deez Nutz The Hens
QB Derek Carr - NO 16.74 16.74 Derek Carr - NO
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 17.9 17.9 Jonathan Taylor - IND
RB Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR 5.5 5.3 AJ Dillon - GB
WR Chris Olave - NO 16.6 16.6 Chris Olave - NO
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 8.6 10.5 Demario Douglas - NE
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 22 3.4 Elijah Moore - CLE
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1 13.9 Hunter Henry - NE
K Eddy Pineiro - CAR 8 11 Cameron Dicker - LAC
DEF New York Giants - NYG -1 4 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 110.44 99.34
Winner Saquon Deez Nutz (+11.1)
Position The Good Guys The Realest
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 28.36 16.74 Derek Carr - NO
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 21.8 17.9 Jonathan Taylor - IND
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 9.8 5.5 Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 24.9 24.9 Amari Cooper - CLE
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 14.1 22 Diontae Johnson - PIT
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 13 6.8 Cooper Kupp - LAR
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1 20.62 Taysom Hill - NO
K Evan McPherson - CIN 6 8 Eddy Pineiro - CAR
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL 15 4 New England Patriots - NE
Total 149.06 126.46
Winner The Good Guys (+22.6)
Position skol! go yikes team Web
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 11.48 22.32 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB James Cook - BUF 7.9 0 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX
RB Devin Singletary - TEX 4.6 10 Breece Hall - NYJ
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 7.9 0 Drake London - ATL
WR Tank Dell - TEX 29.6 28.1 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
WR Demario Douglas - NE 10.5 8.9 DJ Chark Jr. - CAR
TE Taysom Hill - NO 20.62 3.1 C.J. Uzomah - NYJ
K Ka'imi Fairbairn - TEX 6 0 Ryan Succop - TB
DEF Las Vegas Raiders - LV 18 5 Cincinnati Bengals - CIN
Total 116.6 77.42
Winner skol! go yikes (+39.18)
Position Billy Hoyle’s Big Bounce Academy Dez Still Caught It
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 11.48 9.58 Gardner Minshew - IND
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 10 10.7 Chuba Hubbard - CAR
RB Rachaad White - TB 27.9 12.7 Jerome Ford - CLE
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 6.8 16.6 Chris Olave - NO
WR Rashee Rice - KC 9.7 19 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR Demario Douglas - NE 10.5 10.5 Demario Douglas - NE
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 23.5 16.1 Dalton Kincaid - BUF
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 19 8 Blake Grupe - NO
DEF Atlanta Falcons - ATL 8 12 New Orleans Saints - NO
Total 126.88 115.18
Winner Billy Hoyle’s Big Bounce Academy (+11.7)
Position Jerry West’s Office Window Just the tip Jefferson
QB Derek Carr - NO 16.74 18.96 Deshaun Watson - CLE
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 21.8 10 Breece Hall - NYJ
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 6.6 22.9 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 13.5 0 Charlie Jones - CIN
WR George Pickens - PIT 1.9 16.6 Chris Olave - NO
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 14.1 7.4 Davante Adams - LV
TE Mark Andrews - BAL 17 20.62 Taysom Hill - NO
K Matt Gay - IND 11 11 Matt Gay - IND
DEF New Orleans Saints - NO 12 26 LA Chargers - LAC
Total 114.64 133.48
Winner Just the tip Jefferson (+18.84)
Position lansing leopards Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 12.42 28.36 Dak Prescott - DAL
RB Tyler Allgeier - ATL 11 14.3 Saquon Barkley - NYG
RB Gus Edwards - BAL 17.2 2.6 Zack Moss - IND
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 22.6 19 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 24.9 10.5 Demario Douglas - NE
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 28.1 8.6 Tyler Boyd - CIN
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 8 16.1 Dalton Kincaid - BUF
K Blake Grupe - NO 8 8 Blake Grupe - NO
DEF New Orleans Saints - NO 12 4 New England Patriots - NE
Total 144.22 111.46
Winner lansing leopards (+32.76)
Position Kingpins Of Crime Lannisters
QB - 0 28.36 Dak Prescott - DAL
RB - 0 21 Austin Ekeler - LAC
RB - 0 5.9 Bijan Robinson - ATL
WR - 0 6.8 Cooper Kupp - LAR
WR - 0 16.6 Chris Olave - NO
WR - 0 14.4 Nico Collins - TEX
TE - 0 8 Dallas Goedert - PHI
K - 0 4 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF - 0 23 Cleveland Browns - CLE
Total 0 128.06
Winner Lannisters (+128.06)
Position Kirk Cochainz Southport Skegs
QB Derek Carr - NO 16.74 41.8 C.J. Stroud - TEX
RB Devin Singletary - TEX 4.6 21.8 Josh Jacobs - LV
RB Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR 5.5 22.9 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE
WR Chris Olave - NO 16.6 14.6 Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL
WR Demario Douglas - NE 10.5 24.9 Amari Cooper - CLE
WR Rashee Rice - KC 9.7 0 Michael Thomas - NO
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1 13.9 Hunter Henry - NE
K Jason Myers - SEA 3 4 Jake Elliott - PHI
DEF Atlanta Falcons - ATL 8 4 New England Patriots - NE
Total 90.74 147.9
Winner Southport Skegs (+57.16)
Position Krusty Krab Pizzas Skid Marks
QB Gardner Minshew - IND 9.58 16.74 Derek Carr - NO
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 10 9.8 Kareem Hunt - CLE
RB Antonio Gibson - WAS 12.6 10.7 Chuba Hubbard - CAR
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 22.6 22 Diontae Johnson - PIT
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 14.1 5.2 Rashid Shaheed - NO
WR Rondale Moore - ARI 1.8 12.3 Terry McLaurin - WAS
TE Trey McBride - ARI 5.2 12.6 David Njoku - CLE
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 11 3 Jason Myers - SEA
DEF Dallas Cowboys - DAL 4 12 New Orleans Saints - NO
Total 90.88 104.34
Winner Skid Marks (+13.46)