2023-24 Week 12 Scores

Position Kirk Cochainz Titan Your Butthole
QB Justin Fields - CHI 10.58 34.5 Jalen Hurts - PHI
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 38.4 9.4 Austin Ekeler - LAC
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 6.2 38.4 Kyren Williams - LAR
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7 14.7 A.J. Brown - PHI
WR Tank Dell - TEX 17.2 9.3 Josh Downs - IND
WR DJ Moore - CHI 22.4 7.5 Chris Godwin - TB
TE David Njoku - CLE 11.9 9.9 Evan Engram - JAX
K Justin Tucker - BAL 9 -1 Matt Prater - ARI
DEF Tennessee Titans - TEN 11 10 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 147.38 132.7
Position CobbSlobbers The Hens
QB C.J. Stroud - TEX 30.86 4.5 Joshua Dobbs - MIN
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 9.4 11.3 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 21.1 15.9 Najee Harris - PIT
WR Mike Evans - TB 25 25 Mike Evans - TB
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 19.4 12.9 Christian Kirk - JAX
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 10.6 3.6 Amari Cooper - CLE
TE Evan Engram - JAX 9.9 8 Isaiah Likely - BAL
K Evan McPherson - CIN 5 -1 Matt Prater - ARI
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI -2 3 New Orleans Saints - NO
Total 129.26 83.2
Position AR5 Fan Club Gamecocks
QB Joshua Dobbs - MIN 4.5 -
RB Rachaad White - TB 13 -
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 8.3 -
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 17.3 -
WR Darnell Mooney - CHI 2.6 -
WR Josh Downs - IND 9.3 -
TE George Kittle - SF 4.9 -
K Matt Gay - IND 9 -
DEF Miami Dolphins - MIA 23 -
Total 91.9 0
Position Billy Hoyle’s Big Bounce Academy Lannisters
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 20.82 34.5 Jalen Hurts - PHI
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 15.9 21.1 Jonathan Taylor - IND
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 20.6 10.1 Javonte Williams - DEN
WR Mike Evans - TB 25 12.3 Davante Adams - LV
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 12.9 12.1 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR Tank Dell - TEX 17.2 9.1 Courtland Sutton - DEN
TE David Njoku - CLE 11.9 4.2 Kyle Pitts - ATL
K Chris Boswell - PIT 11 9 Wil Lutz - DEN
DEF Tennessee Titans - TEN 11 11 Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT
Total 146.32 123.4
Position skol! go yikes The Good Guys
QB Joshua Dobbs - MIN 4.5 14.98 Lamar Jackson - BAL
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 38.4 6.2 Saquon Barkley - NYG
RB Zach Charbonnet - SEA 9.8 9.4 D'Andre Swift - PHI
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 25.4 6.2 DK Metcalf - SEA
WR Marquise Brown - ARI 14.8 6.4 Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 6.1 6.7 Puka Nacua - LAR
TE Chigoziem Okonkwo - TEN 8.5 16 T.J. Hockenson - MIN
K Matt Prater - ARI -1 9 Brandon Aubrey - DAL
DEF Dallas Cowboys - DAL 14 1 Kansas City Chiefs - KC
Total 120.5 75.88
Position Just the tip Jefferson Waller? Hardly Know Her
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 34.5 14.98 Lamar Jackson - BAL
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 38.4 11.9 Jerome Ford - CLE
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 25.9 20.6 Derrick Henry - TEN
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 23.6 22.5 Gabe Davis - BUF
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 7.9 6.4 Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL
WR Jalen Nailor - MIN 0 20.7 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND
TE Stephen Carlson - CHI 0 9.9 Evan Engram - JAX
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 6 12 Jason Sanders - MIA
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT 11 13 New England Patriots - NE
Total 147.3 131.98
Position Bob Barker’s House of Pain The Funks
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 34.5 32.24 Dak Prescott - DAL
RB Rachaad White - TB 13 22.3 Tony Pollard - DAL
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 9.4 9.8 Zach Charbonnet - SEA
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7 12.1 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 6.7 6.7 Romeo Doubs - GB
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 6 20.7 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 8.8 4.9 George Kittle - SF
K Chad Ryland - NE 0 0 Riley Patterson - DET
DEF Miami Dolphins - MIA 23 14 Dallas Cowboys - DAL
Total 122.1 122.74
Position Freakofnature Jalen “oh god yes it” Hurts
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 20.82 20.44 Kyler Murray - ARI
RB Zach Charbonnet - SEA 9.8 30.9 Christian McCaffrey - SF
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 8 7.2 Jaylen Warren - PIT
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 10.6 20.7 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7 23.4 Nico Collins - TEX
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 7.9 6 Tyler Lockett - SEA
TE David Njoku - CLE 11.9 8 Isaiah Likely - BAL
K Harrison Butker - KC 7 13 Cairo Santos - CHI
DEF New England Patriots - NE 13 10 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 109.72 139.64
Position Just Setting Lineups So I Don’t Get Fined Dez Still Caught It
QB Joshua Dobbs - MIN 4.5 14.98 Lamar Jackson - BAL
RB Ty Chandler - MIN 2.1 27.3 Bijan Robinson - ATL
RB Khalil Herbert - CHI 5.8 13 Rachaad White - TB
WR K.J. Osborn - MIN 6.4 19.4 Stefon Diggs - BUF
WR Brandon Powell - MIN 7.7 4.8 Cooper Kupp - LAR
WR Equanimeous St. Brown - CHI 0 23.6 DeVonta Smith - PHI
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 11.3 16 T.J. Hockenson - MIN
K Cairo Santos - CHI 13 13 Brandon McManus - JAX
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 10 13 New England Patriots - NE
Total 60.8 145.08
Position Adam Schefter’s Sources Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 14.98 20.44 Kyler Murray - ARI
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 9.4 11.9 Jerome Ford - CLE
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 20.6 38.4 Kyren Williams - LAR
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 12.1 4.8 Cooper Kupp - LAR
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7 7.9 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN
WR Chris Olave - NO 18.4 9.3 Josh Downs - IND
TE Evan Engram - JAX 9.9 16 T.J. Hockenson - MIN
K Matt Gay - IND 9 7 Harrison Butker - KC
DEF New York Giants - NYG 13 11 Tennessee Titans - TEN
Total 128.08 126.74
Position Pay Day Gray Saquon Deez Nutz
QB Justin Fields - CHI 10.58 14.98 Lamar Jackson - BAL
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 20.6 22.5 Josh Jacobs - LV
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 6.2 11.9 Jerome Ford - CLE
WR Chris Olave - NO 18.4 6.4 Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL
WR Chris Godwin - TB 7.5 20.7 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 7.9 17.2 Brandin Cooks - DAL
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 16 8 Isaiah Likely - BAL
K Dustin Hopkins - CLE 6 9 Brandon Aubrey - DAL
DEF Cleveland Browns - CLE 5 13 New England Patriots - NE
Total 98.18 123.68
Position She Sucks My Boswell The Score-Box Munchers
QB Jordan Love - GB 26.62 7.1 Will Levis - TEN
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 38.4 7.2 James Conner - ARI
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 2.2 21.1 Jonathan Taylor - IND
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 12.1 21.9 Calvin Ridley - JAX
WR Darnell Mooney - CHI 2.6 20.7 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND
WR Christian Watson - GB 20.4 9.9 Jordan Addison - MIN
TE Dalton Schultz - TEX 1.2 8.1 Taysom Hill - NO
K Jake Elliott - PHI 9 4 Greg Joseph - MIN
DEF New England Patriots - NE 13 -6 Arizona Cardinals - ARI
Total 125.52 94
Position Skid Marks team Web
QB Kyler Murray - ARI 20.44 10.58 Justin Fields - CHI
RB David Montgomery - DET 15.1 2.1 Ty Chandler - MIN
RB Zach Charbonnet - SEA 9.8 0 Kene Nwangwu - MIN
WR Chris Olave - NO 18.4 22.4 DJ Moore - CHI
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 7.9 7.7 Brandon Powell - MIN
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 21.9 2.6 Darnell Mooney - CHI
TE Trey McBride - ARI 13 11.3 Cole Kmet - CHI
K Jake Moody - SF 7 13 Cairo Santos - CHI
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT 11 -
Total 124.54 69.68
Position Drew Crew Krusty Krab Pizzas
QB Kyler Murray - ARI 20.44 39.66 Josh Allen - BUF
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 38.4 13 Rachaad White - TB
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 9.4 6.2 Saquon Barkley - NYG
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7 9.3 Josh Downs - IND
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 6.7 20.7 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND
WR Chris Godwin - TB 7.5 25 Mike Evans - TB
TE Trey McBride - ARI 13 15.1 Travis Kelce - KC
K Matt Gay - IND 9 9 Wil Lutz - DEN
DEF New York Giants - NYG 13 13 New England Patriots - NE
Total 138.14 150.96
Position Love Me Sexy Southport Skegs
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 34.5 11.62 Kenny Pickett - PIT
RB Khalil Herbert - CHI 5.8 13.6 Samaje Perine - DEN
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 20.6 25.9 Isiah Pacheco - KC
WR Christian Watson - GB 20.4 7.9 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 17.3 14.8 Marquise Brown - ARI
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 13 5.3 Tyler Boyd - CIN
TE Isaiah Likely - BAL 8 0 Dawson Knox - BUF
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 6 0 Zane Gonzalez - SF
DEF Miami Dolphins - MIA 23 -6 Arizona Cardinals - ARI
Total 148.6 73.12
Position Jerry West’s Office Window The Realest
QB Josh Allen - BUF 39.66 20.44 Kyler Murray - ARI
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 9.4 21.7 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 20.6 20.6 Derrick Henry - TEN
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 22.6 12.1 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 14.7 7.9 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 9 10.9 Demario Douglas - NE
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 8.8 13 Trey McBride - ARI
K Justin Tucker - BAL 9 -1 Matt Prater - ARI
DEF Miami Dolphins - MIA 23 10 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 156.76 115.64
Position Endzone Jones Scrantonicity 5
QB C.J. Stroud - TEX 30.86 20.44 Kyler Murray - ARI
RB Rachaad White - TB 13 13 Rachaad White - TB
RB Chase Edmonds - TB 1.1 12.6 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX
WR Khalil Shakir - BUF 7.7 14.7 A.J. Brown - PHI
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 22.5 2.9 Rashid Shaheed - NO
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 13 9.1 Courtland Sutton - DEN
TE Evan Engram - JAX 9.9 4.5 Jake Ferguson - DAL
K Nick Folk - TEN 7 7 Nick Folk - TEN
DEF Kansas City Chiefs - KC 1 23 Miami Dolphins - MIA
Total 106.06 107.24
Position Kingpins Of Crime lansing leopards
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 34.5 39.66 Josh Allen - BUF
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 30.9 21.1 Jonathan Taylor - IND
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 20.6 15.9 Alvin Kamara - NO
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 17.4 14.7 A.J. Brown - PHI
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 6.7 17.2 Tank Dell - TEX
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 17.2 25 Mike Evans - TB
TE Travis Kelce - KC 15.1 16 T.J. Hockenson - MIN
K Matt Ammendola - TEX 1 9 Jake Elliott - PHI
DEF Kansas City Chiefs - KC 1 10 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 144.4 168.56