| Position |  |
Kirk Cochainz | Titan Your Butthole | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Justin Fields - CHI | 10.58 | 34.5 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 
|
| RB | 
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 38.4 | 9.4 | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 
|
| RB | 
|
Saquon Barkley - NYG | 6.2 | 38.4 | Kyren Williams - LAR |
|
| WR | 
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 20.7 | 14.7 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 
|
| WR | 
|
Tank Dell - TEX | 17.2 | 9.3 | Josh Downs - IND | 
|
| WR | 
|
DJ Moore - CHI | 22.4 | 7.5 | Chris Godwin - TB | 
|
| TE | 
|
David Njoku - CLE | 11.9 | 9.9 | Evan Engram - JAX | 
|
| K | 
|
Justin Tucker - BAL | 9 | -1 | Matt Prater - ARI | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Tennessee Titans - TEN | 11 | 10 | Minnesota Vikings - MIN | 
|
| Total | 147.38 | 132.7 | ||||
| Winner | Kirk Cochainz | |||||
| Position | |
CobbSlobbers | The Hens | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
C.J. Stroud - TEX | 30.86 | 4.5 | Joshua Dobbs - MIN | 
|
| RB | 
|
D'Andre Swift - PHI | 9.4 | 11.3 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 
|
| RB | 
|
Jonathan Taylor - IND | 21.1 | 15.9 | Najee Harris - PIT | 
|
| WR | 
|
Mike Evans - TB | 25 | 25 | Mike Evans - TB |
|
| WR | 
|
Stefon Diggs - BUF | 19.4 | 12.9 | Christian Kirk - JAX | 
|
| WR | 
|
Tutu Atwell - LAR | 10.6 | 3.6 | Amari Cooper - CLE | 
|
| TE |
|
Evan Engram - JAX | 9.9 | 8 | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 
|
| K | 
|
Evan McPherson - CIN | 5 | -1 | Matt Prater - ARI |
|
| DEF | 
|
Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | -2 | 3 | New Orleans Saints - NO | 
|
| Total | 129.26 | 83.2 | ||||
| Winner | CobbSlobbers | |||||
| Position | |
AR5 Fan Club | Gamecocks | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Joshua Dobbs - MIN | 4.5 | - | ||
| RB | 
|
Rachaad White - TB | 13 | - | ||
| RB | 
|
Alexander Mattison - MIN | 8.3 | - | ||
| WR | 
|
CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 17.3 | - | ||
| WR | 
|
Darnell Mooney - CHI | 2.6 | - | ||
| WR |
|
Josh Downs - IND | 9.3 | - | ||
| TE | 
|
George Kittle - SF | 4.9 | - | ||
| K | 
|
Matt Gay - IND | 9 | - | ||
| DEF | 
|
Miami Dolphins - MIA | 23 | - | ||
| Total | 91.9 | 0 | ||||
| Winner | AR5 Fan Club | |||||
| Position | |
Billy Hoyle’s Big Bounce Academy | Lannisters | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Patrick Mahomes - KC | 20.82 | 34.5 | Jalen Hurts - PHI |
|
| RB | 
|
Alvin Kamara - NO | 15.9 | 21.1 | Jonathan Taylor - IND |
|
| RB | 
|
Derrick Henry - TEN | 20.6 | 10.1 | Javonte Williams - DEN | 
|
| WR |
|
Mike Evans - TB | 25 | 12.3 | Davante Adams - LV | 
|
| WR |
|
Christian Kirk - JAX | 12.9 | 12.1 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 
|
| WR |
|
Tank Dell - TEX | 17.2 | 9.1 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 
|
| TE |
|
David Njoku - CLE | 11.9 | 4.2 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 
|
| K | 
|
Chris Boswell - PIT | 11 | 9 | Wil Lutz - DEN | 
|
| DEF |
|
Tennessee Titans - TEN | 11 | 11 | Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 
|
| Total | 146.32 | 123.4 | ||||
| Winner | Billy Hoyle’s Big Bounce Academy | |||||
| Position | |
skol! go yikes | The Good Guys | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Joshua Dobbs - MIN | 4.5 | 14.98 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 
|
| RB |
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 38.4 | 6.2 | Saquon Barkley - NYG |
|
| RB | 
|
Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 9.8 | 9.4 | D'Andre Swift - PHI |
|
| WR | 
|
Tyreek Hill - MIA | 25.4 | 6.2 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 
|
| WR | 
|
Marquise Brown - ARI | 14.8 | 6.4 | Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL |
|
| WR | 
|
Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 6.1 | 6.7 | Puka Nacua - LAR | 
|
| TE | 
|
Chigoziem Okonkwo - TEN | 8.5 | 16 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 
|
| K |
|
Matt Prater - ARI | -1 | 9 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Dallas Cowboys - DAL | 14 | 1 | Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 
|
| Total | 120.5 | 75.88 | ||||
| Winner | skol! go yikes | |||||
| Position | |
Just the tip Jefferson | Waller? Hardly Know Her | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 34.5 | 14.98 | Lamar Jackson - BAL |
|
| RB |
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 38.4 | 11.9 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 
|
| RB | 
|
Isiah Pacheco - KC | 25.9 | 20.6 | Derrick Henry - TEN |
|
| WR | 
|
DeVonta Smith - PHI | 23.6 | 22.5 | Gabe Davis - BUF | 
|
| WR | 
|
DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 7.9 | 6.4 | Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL |
|
| WR | 
|
Jalen Nailor - MIN | 0 | 20.7 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND |
|
| TE | 
|
Stephen Carlson - CHI | 0 | 9.9 | Evan Engram - JAX |
|
| K | 
|
Younghoe Koo - ATL | 6 | 12 | Jason Sanders - MIA | 
|
| DEF |
|
Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 11 | 13 | New England Patriots - NE | 
|
| Total | 147.3 | 131.98 | ||||
| Winner | Just the tip Jefferson | |||||
| Position | |
Bob Barker’s House of Pain | The Funks | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 34.5 | 32.24 | Dak Prescott - DAL | 
|
| RB |
|
Rachaad White - TB | 13 | 22.3 | Tony Pollard - DAL | 
|
| RB |
|
Austin Ekeler - LAC | 9.4 | 9.8 | Zach Charbonnet - SEA |
|
| WR |
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 20.7 | 12.1 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN |
|
| WR |
|
Puka Nacua - LAR | 6.7 | 6.7 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 
|
| WR | 
|
Tyler Lockett - SEA | 6 | 20.7 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND |
|
| TE | 
|
Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 8.8 | 4.9 | George Kittle - SF |
|
| K | 
|
Chad Ryland - NE | 0 | 0 | Riley Patterson - DET |
|
| DEF |
|
Miami Dolphins - MIA | 23 | 14 | Dallas Cowboys - DAL |
|
| Total | 122.1 | 122.74 | ||||
| Winner | The Funks | |||||
| Position | |
Freakofnature | Jalen “oh god yes it” Hurts | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Patrick Mahomes - KC | 20.82 | 20.44 | Kyler Murray - ARI | 
|
| RB |
|
Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 9.8 | 30.9 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 
|
| RB | 
|
Joe Mixon - CIN | 8 | 7.2 | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 
|
| WR |
|
Tutu Atwell - LAR | 10.6 | 20.7 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND |
|
| WR |
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 20.7 | 23.4 | Nico Collins - TEX | 
|
| WR |
|
DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 7.9 | 6 | Tyler Lockett - SEA |
|
| TE |
|
David Njoku - CLE | 11.9 | 8 | Isaiah Likely - BAL |
|
| K | 
|
Harrison Butker - KC | 7 | 13 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 
|
| DEF |
|
New England Patriots - NE | 13 | 10 | Minnesota Vikings - MIN |
|
| Total | 109.72 | 139.64 | ||||
| Winner | Jalen “oh god yes it” Hurts | |||||
| Position | |
Just Setting Lineups So I Don’t Get Fined | Dez Still Caught It | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Joshua Dobbs - MIN | 4.5 | 14.98 | Lamar Jackson - BAL |
|
| RB | 
|
Ty Chandler - MIN | 2.1 | 27.3 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 
|
| RB | 
|
Khalil Herbert - CHI | 5.8 | 13 | Rachaad White - TB |
|
| WR | 
|
K.J. Osborn - MIN | 6.4 | 19.4 | Stefon Diggs - BUF |
|
| WR | 
|
Brandon Powell - MIN | 7.7 | 4.8 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 
|
| WR | 
|
Equanimeous St. Brown - CHI | 0 | 23.6 | DeVonta Smith - PHI |
|
| TE | 
|
Cole Kmet - CHI | 11.3 | 16 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN |
|
| K |
|
Cairo Santos - CHI | 13 | 13 | Brandon McManus - JAX | 
|
| DEF |
|
Minnesota Vikings - MIN | 10 | 13 | New England Patriots - NE |
|
| Total | 60.8 | 145.08 | ||||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It | |||||
| Position | |
Adam Schefter’s Sources | Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Lamar Jackson - BAL | 14.98 | 20.44 | Kyler Murray - ARI |
|
| RB |
|
Austin Ekeler - LAC | 9.4 | 11.9 | Jerome Ford - CLE |
|
| RB |
|
Derrick Henry - TEN | 20.6 | 38.4 | Kyren Williams - LAR |
|
| WR |
|
Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 12.1 | 4.8 | Cooper Kupp - LAR |
|
| WR |
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 20.7 | 7.9 | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN |
|
| WR | 
|
Chris Olave - NO | 18.4 | 9.3 | Josh Downs - IND |
|
| TE |
|
Evan Engram - JAX | 9.9 | 16 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN |
|
| K |
|
Matt Gay - IND | 9 | 7 | Harrison Butker - KC |
|
| DEF | 
|
New York Giants - NYG | 13 | 11 | Tennessee Titans - TEN |
|
| Total | 128.08 | 126.74 | ||||
| Winner | Adam Schefter’s Sources | |||||
| Position | |
Pay Day Gray | Saquon Deez Nutz | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Justin Fields - CHI | 10.58 | 14.98 | Lamar Jackson - BAL |
|
| RB |
|
Derrick Henry - TEN | 20.6 | 22.5 | Josh Jacobs - LV | 
|
| RB |
|
Saquon Barkley - NYG | 6.2 | 11.9 | Jerome Ford - CLE |
|
| WR |
|
Chris Olave - NO | 18.4 | 6.4 | Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL |
|
| WR |
|
Chris Godwin - TB | 7.5 | 20.7 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND |
|
| WR |
|
DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 7.9 | 17.2 | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 
|
| TE |
|
T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 16 | 8 | Isaiah Likely - BAL |
|
| K | 
|
Dustin Hopkins - CLE | 6 | 9 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL |
|
| DEF | 
|
Cleveland Browns - CLE | 5 | 13 | New England Patriots - NE |
|
| Total | 98.18 | 123.68 | ||||
| Winner | Saquon Deez Nutz | |||||
| Position |  |
She Sucks My Boswell | The Score-Box Munchers | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jordan Love - GB | 26.62 | 7.1 | Will Levis - TEN | 
|
| RB |
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 38.4 | 7.2 | James Conner - ARI | 
|
| RB | 
|
Kareem Hunt - CLE | 2.2 | 21.1 | Jonathan Taylor - IND |
|
| WR |
|
Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 12.1 | 21.9 | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 
|
| WR |
|
Darnell Mooney - CHI | 2.6 | 20.7 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND |
|
| WR | 
|
Christian Watson - GB | 20.4 | 9.9 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 
|
| TE | 
|
Dalton Schultz - TEX | 1.2 | 8.1 | Taysom Hill - NO | 
|
| K | 
|
Jake Elliott - PHI | 9 | 4 | Greg Joseph - MIN | 
|
| DEF |
|
New England Patriots - NE | 13 | -6 | Arizona Cardinals - ARI | 
|
| Total | 125.52 | 94 | ||||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell | |||||
| Position |  |
Skid Marks | team Web | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Kyler Murray - ARI | 20.44 | 10.58 | Justin Fields - CHI |
|
| RB | 
|
David Montgomery - DET | 15.1 | 2.1 | Ty Chandler - MIN |
|
| RB |
|
Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 9.8 | 0 | Kene Nwangwu - MIN | 
|
| WR |
|
Chris Olave - NO | 18.4 | 22.4 | DJ Moore - CHI |
|
| WR |
|
DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 7.9 | 7.7 | Brandon Powell - MIN |
|
| WR |
|
Calvin Ridley - JAX | 21.9 | 2.6 | Darnell Mooney - CHI |
|
| TE | 
|
Trey McBride - ARI | 13 | 11.3 | Cole Kmet - CHI |
|
| K | 
|
Jake Moody - SF | 7 | 13 | Cairo Santos - CHI |
|
| DEF |
|
Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 11 | - | ||
| Total | 124.54 | 69.68 | ||||
| Winner | Skid Marks | |||||
| Position | |
Drew Crew | Krusty Krab Pizzas | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Kyler Murray - ARI | 20.44 | 39.66 | Josh Allen - BUF | 
|
| RB |
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 38.4 | 13 | Rachaad White - TB |
|
| RB |
|
D'Andre Swift - PHI | 9.4 | 6.2 | Saquon Barkley - NYG |
|
| WR |
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 20.7 | 9.3 | Josh Downs - IND |
|
| WR |
|
Puka Nacua - LAR | 6.7 | 20.7 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND |
|
| WR |
|
Chris Godwin - TB | 7.5 | 25 | Mike Evans - TB |
|
| TE |
|
Trey McBride - ARI | 13 | 15.1 | Travis Kelce - KC | 
|
| K |
|
Matt Gay - IND | 9 | 9 | Wil Lutz - DEN |
|
| DEF |
|
New York Giants - NYG | 13 | 13 | New England Patriots - NE |
|
| Total | 138.14 | 150.96 | ||||
| Winner | Krusty Krab Pizzas | |||||
| Position | |
Love Me Sexy | Southport Skegs |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 34.5 | 11.62 | Kenny Pickett - PIT | 
|
| RB |
|
Khalil Herbert - CHI | 5.8 | 13.6 | Samaje Perine - DEN | 
|
| RB |
|
Derrick Henry - TEN | 20.6 | 25.9 | Isiah Pacheco - KC |
|
| WR |
|
Christian Watson - GB | 20.4 | 7.9 | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN |
|
| WR |
|
CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 17.3 | 14.8 | Marquise Brown - ARI |
|
| WR | 
|
Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 13 | 5.3 | Tyler Boyd - CIN | 
|
| TE |
|
Isaiah Likely - BAL | 8 | 0 | Dawson Knox - BUF | 
|
| K |
|
Younghoe Koo - ATL | 6 | 0 | Zane Gonzalez - SF | 
|
| DEF |
|
Miami Dolphins - MIA | 23 | -6 | Arizona Cardinals - ARI |
|
| Total | 148.6 | 73.12 | ||||
| Winner | Love Me Sexy | |||||
| Position | |
Jerry West’s Office Window | The Realest | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Josh Allen - BUF | 39.66 | 20.44 | Kyler Murray - ARI |
|
| RB |
|
D'Andre Swift - PHI | 9.4 | 21.7 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 
|
| RB |
|
Derrick Henry - TEN | 20.6 | 20.6 | Derrick Henry - TEN |
|
| WR | 
|
Keenan Allen - LAC | 22.6 | 12.1 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN |
|
| WR |
|
A.J. Brown - PHI | 14.7 | 7.9 | DeAndre Hopkins - TEN |
|
| WR | 
|
Diontae Johnson - PIT | 9 | 10.9 | Demario Douglas - NE | 
|
| TE |
|
Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 8.8 | 13 | Trey McBride - ARI |
|
| K |
|
Justin Tucker - BAL | 9 | -1 | Matt Prater - ARI |
|
| DEF |
|
Miami Dolphins - MIA | 23 | 10 | Minnesota Vikings - MIN |
|
| Total | 156.76 | 115.64 | ||||
| Winner | Jerry West’s Office Window | |||||
| Position | |
Endzone Jones | Scrantonicity 5 | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
C.J. Stroud - TEX | 30.86 | 20.44 | Kyler Murray - ARI |
|
| RB |
|
Rachaad White - TB | 13 | 13 | Rachaad White - TB |
|
| RB | 
|
Chase Edmonds - TB | 1.1 | 12.6 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 
|
| WR | 
|
Khalil Shakir - BUF | 7.7 | 14.7 | A.J. Brown - PHI |
|
| WR |
|
Gabe Davis - BUF | 22.5 | 2.9 | Rashid Shaheed - NO | 
|
| WR |
|
Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 13 | 9.1 | Courtland Sutton - DEN |
|
| TE |
|
Evan Engram - JAX | 9.9 | 4.5 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 
|
| K | 
|
Nick Folk - TEN | 7 | 7 | Nick Folk - TEN |
|
| DEF |
|
Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 1 | 23 | Miami Dolphins - MIA |
|
| Total | 106.06 | 107.24 | ||||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 5 | |||||
| Position | |
Kingpins Of Crime | lansing leopards | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 34.5 | 39.66 | Josh Allen - BUF |
|
| RB |
|
Christian McCaffrey - SF | 30.9 | 21.1 | Jonathan Taylor - IND |
|
| RB |
|
Derrick Henry - TEN | 20.6 | 15.9 | Alvin Kamara - NO |
|
| WR | 
|
Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 17.4 | 14.7 | A.J. Brown - PHI |
|
| WR |
|
Romeo Doubs - GB | 6.7 | 17.2 | Tank Dell - TEX |
|
| WR |
|
Brandin Cooks - DAL | 17.2 | 25 | Mike Evans - TB |
|
| TE |
|
Travis Kelce - KC | 15.1 | 16 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN |
|
| K | 
|
Matt Ammendola - TEX | 1 | 9 | Jake Elliott - PHI |
|
| DEF |
|
Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 1 | 10 | Minnesota Vikings - MIN |
|
| Total | 144.4 | 168.56 | ||||
| Winner | lansing leopards | |||||
