2023-24 Week 14 Scores

Position Kingpins Of Crime skol! go yikes
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 17.94 13.64 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB Keaton Mitchell - BAL 7.2 23.1 Saquon Barkley - NYG
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 21.5 13.2 Jerome Ford - CLE
WR Davante Adams - LV 12.3 6.4 Stefon Diggs - BUF
WR Drake London - ATL 29.2 5.7 Brandin Cooks - DAL
WR Elijah Moore - CLE 7.2 7.2 Elijah Moore - CLE
TE Gerald Everett - LAC 8.9 10.3 T.J. Hockenson - MIN
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 3 3 Younghoe Koo - ATL
DEF San Francisco 49ers - SF 9 3 Green Bay Packers - GB
Total 116.24 85.54
Position lansing leopards The Good Guys
QB - 21.42 Brock Purdy - SF
RB - 13.5 Alvin Kamara - NO
RB - 23 Raheem Mostert - MIA
WR - 19.1 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
WR - 5.7 Brandin Cooks - DAL
WR - 34 Deebo Samuel - SF
TE - 12.2 Jake Ferguson - DAL
K - -1 Matt Gay - IND
DEF - 5 Houston Texans - TEX
Total 0 132.92
Position Gamecocks The Score-Box Munchers
QB Justin Fields - CHI 24.72 8.88 Jalen Hurts - PHI
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 13.5 3.9 D'Andre Swift - PHI
RB David Montgomery - DET 11.5 16.6 Tony Pollard - DAL
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 13.2 5.7 Brandin Cooks - DAL
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 25.4 5 Cedrick Wilson Jr. - MIA
WR Rashee Rice - KC 18.2 3.3 Braxton Berrios - MIA
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 7.1 7 Dallas Goedert - PHI
K Matt Gay - IND -1 8 Nick Folk - TEN
DEF Houston Texans - TEX 5 9 Philadelphia Eagles - PHI
Total 117.62 67.38
Position Adam Schefter’s Sources Skid Marks
QB - 17.94 Dak Prescott - DAL
RB - 19.8 Bijan Robinson - ATL
RB - 9.6 Zack Moss - IND
WR - 12.3 Davante Adams - LV
WR - 4.7 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR - 2.3 Nico Collins - TEX
TE - 7.1 Dalton Kincaid - BUF
K - 3 Blake Grupe - NO
DEF - 9 Miami Dolphins - MIA
Total 0 85.74
Position Just Setting Lineups So I Don’t Get Fined Just the tip Jefferson
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 17.94 1.84 Justin Herbert - LAC
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 16.3 16.3 Christian McCaffrey - SF
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 14.3 8.8 Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 4.7 19.1 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 5.1 13.9 Jaylen Waddle - MIA
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 13.2 7.2 Romeo Doubs - GB
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 4.7 16.6 George Kittle - SF
K Evan McPherson - CIN 10 22 Brandon Aubrey - DAL
DEF San Francisco 49ers - SF 9 17 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 95.24 122.74
Position Billy Hoyle’s Big Bounce Academy Jerry West’s Office Window
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 15.46 8.88 Jalen Hurts - PHI
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 6.6 16.3 Christian McCaffrey - SF
RB Tyjae Spears - TEN 17.8 21.5 Joe Mixon - CIN
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 5.7 13.2 DK Metcalf - SEA
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 6.4 0 DeVante Parker - NE
WR Chris Olave - NO 12.8 12.7 Amari Cooper - CLE
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 14.7 14.3 Travis Kelce - KC
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 22 5 Harrison Butker - KC
DEF New Orleans Saints - NO 18 4 Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT
Total 119.46 95.88
Position Lannisters The Realest
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 1.84 8.88 Jalen Hurts - PHI
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 16.3 16.3 Christian McCaffrey - SF
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 12.1 13.5 Alvin Kamara - NO
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 14 10.1 Tyreek Hill - MIA
WR Rashee Rice - KC 18.2 19.1 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
WR Jayden Reed - GB 20.5 16.4 A.J. Brown - PHI
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 6.8 16.6 George Kittle - SF
K Justin Tucker - BAL 12 22 Brandon Aubrey - DAL
DEF Miami Dolphins - MIA 9 9 San Francisco 49ers - SF
Total 110.74 131.88
Position Pay Day Gray Titan Your Butthole
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 9.1 9.1 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 19.8 16.3 Christian McCaffrey - SF
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 13.5 12.1 De'Von Achane - MIA
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 4.7 10.1 Tyreek Hill - MIA
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 12.8 4.7 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 10.1 0 Gabe Davis - BUF
TE George Kittle - SF 16.6 27.1 David Njoku - CLE
K Justin Tucker - BAL 12 4 Jake Moody - SF
DEF San Francisco 49ers - SF 9 5 Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX
Total 107.6 88.4
Position Freakofnature The Funks
QB Jake Browning - CIN 23.7 9.1 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA
RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC 8.8 12.1 De'Von Achane - MIA
RB D'Onta Foreman - CHI 9.2 13.5 Alvin Kamara - NO
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 9.2 6.4 Stefon Diggs - BUF
WR Skyy Moore - KC 0 4.7 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR Josh Reynolds - DET 13.4 12.3 Davante Adams - LV
TE Irv Smith Jr. - CIN 0 10.3 T.J. Hockenson - MIN
K Jason Sanders - MIA 8 8 Jason Sanders - MIA
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 0 17 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 72.3 93.4
Position Drew Crew Endzone Jones
QB Josh Allen - BUF 20.52 14.1 Gardner Minshew - IND
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 21 16.3 Christian McCaffrey - SF
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 19.8 13.5 Alvin Kamara - NO
WR Cedrick Wilson Jr. - MIA 5 29.2 Drake London - ATL
WR Mike Evans - TB 1.8 34 Deebo Samuel - SF
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 5.9 15.2 Courtland Sutton - DEN
TE Travis Kelce - KC 14.3 12.2 Jake Ferguson - DAL
K Blake Grupe - NO 3 8 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF Houston Texans - TEX 5 18 New Orleans Saints - NO
Total 96.32 160.5
Position Dez Still Caught It Waller? Hardly Know Her
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 13.64 24.72 Justin Fields - CHI
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 23.1 21 Austin Ekeler - LAC
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 21.5 13.5 Alvin Kamara - NO
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 19.1 19.1 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
WR DJ Moore - CHI 26.8 15.2 Courtland Sutton - DEN
WR Rashee Rice - KC 18.2 0 Christian Watson - GB
TE David Njoku - CLE 27.1 4.7 Sam LaPorta - DET
K Jake Elliott - PHI 10 10 Evan McPherson - CIN
DEF Houston Texans - TEX 5 3 Green Bay Packers - GB
Total 164.44 111.22
Position AR5 Fan Club She Sucks My Boswell
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 8.88 13.64 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 13.5 13.5 Alvin Kamara - NO
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 16.3 21 Austin Ekeler - LAC
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 5.9 5 Cedrick Wilson Jr. - MIA
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 6.4 19.5 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 16.4 12.3 Davante Adams - LV
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 4.7 14.3 Travis Kelce - KC
K Justin Tucker - BAL 12 12 Justin Tucker - BAL
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT 4 5 Houston Texans - TEX
Total 88.08 116.24
Position CobbSlobbers Love Me Sexy
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 13.64 20.52 Josh Allen - BUF
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 12.1 7.8 Najee Harris - PIT
RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC 8.8 12.1 De'Von Achane - MIA
WR Rashee Rice - KC 18.2 4 Dontayvion Wicks - GB
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 10.3 12.8 Chris Olave - NO
WR Quentin Johnston - LAC 12.1 19.5 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 7 12.2 Jake Ferguson - DAL
K Nick Folk - TEN 8 8 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF San Francisco 49ers - SF 9 4 Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT
Total 99.14 100.92
Position Southport Skegs The Hens
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 23.66 4.44 Jared Goff - DET
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 14.3 13.5 Alvin Kamara - NO
RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC 8.8 6.6 Alexander Mattison - MIN
WR Mecole Hardman Jr. - KC 0 13.2 DK Metcalf - SEA
WR Jamison Crowder - WAS 0 25.4 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN
WR Kalif Raymond - DET 4.5 3.6 Jerry Jeudy - DEN
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 0 27.1 David Njoku - CLE
K Michael Badgley - DET 0 4 Jake Moody - SF
DEF Los Angeles Rams - LAR 0 4 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB
Total 51.26 101.84
Position Kirk Cochainz Saquon Deez Nutz
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 8.88 24.72 Justin Fields - CHI
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 16.3 23.1 Saquon Barkley - NYG
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 19.8 17.8 Tyjae Spears - TEN
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 10.1 26.8 DJ Moore - CHI
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 6.4 2.2 Khalil Shakir - BUF
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 19.1 25.4 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN
TE Travis Kelce - KC 14.3 12.2 Jake Ferguson - DAL
K Harrison Butker - KC 5 12 Justin Tucker - BAL
DEF Houston Texans - TEX 5 4 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB
Total 104.88 148.22
Position Bob Barker’s House of Pain Jalen “oh god yes it” Hurts
QB Joshua Dobbs - MIN 4.62 24.72 Justin Fields - CHI
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 12.1 21.5 Joe Mixon - CIN
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 9.4 7.8 Najee Harris - PIT
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 34 1.8 Mike Evans - TB
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 10.1 26.8 DJ Moore - CHI
WR Christian Watson - GB 0 10.1 Tyreek Hill - MIA
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 12.2 16.6 George Kittle - SF
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 1 2 Greg Joseph - MIN
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 17 3 Green Bay Packers - GB
Total 100.42 114.32
Position team Web Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
QB - 4.44 Jared Goff - DET
RB - 16.3 Christian McCaffrey - SF
RB - 21 Austin Ekeler - LAC
WR - 6.4 Stefon Diggs - BUF
WR - 12.8 Keenan Allen - LAC
WR - 18.2 Rashee Rice - KC
TE - 14.3 Travis Kelce - KC
K - -1 Matt Gay - IND
DEF - 5 Houston Texans - TEX
Total 0 97.44
Position Krusty Krab Pizzas Scrantonicity 5
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 8.88 8.92 Jordan Love - GB
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 14.3 11.6 Chuba Hubbard - CAR
RB Zack Moss - IND 9.6 13.2 Jerome Ford - CLE
WR Nico Collins - TEX 2.3 5.1 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
WR DJ Moore - CHI 26.8 2.3 Nico Collins - TEX
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 13.2 4.7 Jordan Addison - MIN
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 10.3 9.6 Chigoziem Okonkwo - TEN
K Harrison Butker - KC 5 8 Jason Sanders - MIA
DEF Green Bay Packers - GB 3 5 Houston Texans - TEX
Total 93.38 68.42