2023-24 Playoff Week 1 Scores

Position Saquon Deez Nutz Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 18.52 18.52 Matthew Stafford - LAR
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 16 9.5 D'Andre Swift - PHI
RB Ezekiel Elliott - NE 9.6 1.3 Najee Harris - PIT
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 25.1 21.9 Deebo Samuel - SF
WR A.T. Perry - NO 5.4 11.8 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND
WR George Pickens - PIT 7.7 12.8 DK Metcalf - SEA
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 12.3 6.8 Evan Engram - JAX
K Jake Elliott - PHI 5 5 Wil Lutz - DEN
DEF Atlanta Falcons - ATL 8 9 San Francisco 49ers - SF
Total 107.62 96.62
Position Dez Still Caught It She Sucks My Boswell
QB Justin Fields - CHI 9.64 25.68 Brock Purdy - SF
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 16 24.7 Ty Chandler - MIN
RB David Montgomery - DET 10.2 0.4 Bijan Robinson - ATL
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 10.4 15.4 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 20.9 25.1 Cooper Kupp - LAR
WR Jayden Reed - GB 17.2 17.2 Jayden Reed - GB
TE Isaiah Likely - BAL 18 18 Isaiah Likely - BAL
K Tyler Bass - BUF 7 7 Lucas Havrisik - LAR
DEF Cleveland Browns - CLE 14 9 Kansas City Chiefs - KC
Total 123.34 142.48
Position Billy Hoyle’s Big Bounce Academy The Good Guys
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 21.92 18.52 Matthew Stafford - LAR
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 24.5 5 Derrick Henry - TEN
RB Ezekiel Elliott - NE 9.6 41.7 Christian McCaffrey - SF
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 12.8 25.1 Cooper Kupp - LAR
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 21.9 1.7 Zay Flowers - BAL
WR Jayden Reed - GB 17.2 17.2 Jayden Reed - GB
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 28.6 7.4 George Kittle - SF
K Lucas Havrisik - LAR 7 6 Cairo Santos - CHI
DEF Los Angeles Rams - LAR 7 7 Los Angeles Rams - LAR
Total 150.52 129.62
Position Skid Marks skol! go yikes
QB Brock Purdy - SF 25.68 16.16 Josh Allen - BUF
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 24.5 5 Derrick Henry - TEN
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 15.1 9.6 Ezekiel Elliott - NE
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 10.3 15.4 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR Rashee Rice - KC 24.1 9.2 DJ Moore - CHI
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 3 21.1 Curtis Samuel - WAS
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 7.1 20.2 Trey McBride - ARI
K Daniel Carlson - LV 9 7 Lucas Havrisik - LAR
DEF Las Vegas Raiders - LV 25 7 Los Angeles Rams - LAR
Total 143.78 110.66
Position Love Me Sexy The Hens
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 15.7 18.52 Matthew Stafford - LAR
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 7.8 24.5 Kyren Williams - LAR
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 15.1 9.6 Ezekiel Elliott - NE
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 12.1 25.1 Cooper Kupp - LAR
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 8.9 1.7 Zay Flowers - BAL
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 5.1 14.8 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA
TE Travis Kelce - KC 7.8 10.4 Jake Ferguson - DAL
K Daniel Carlson - LV 9 4 Brandon Aubrey - DAL
DEF Cleveland Browns - CLE 14 9 Kansas City Chiefs - KC
Total 95.5 117.62
Position Jalen “oh god yes it” Hurts Drew Crew
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 21.92 15.7 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 7.8 2.8 Breece Hall - NYJ
RB Ezekiel Elliott - NE 9.6 21.9 Rachaad White - TB
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 10.6 24.1 Rashee Rice - KC
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 15.68 15.4 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 12.8 24.2 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 12.3 28.6 Sam LaPorta - DET
K Jason Sanders - MIA 12 1 Younghoe Koo - ATL
DEF Los Angeles Rams - LAR 7 8 Atlanta Falcons - ATL
Total 109.7 141.7