2023-24 Week 2 Scores

Position AR5 Fan Club Southport Skegs
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 30.74 14.74 Justin Fields - CHI
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 18.4 22.5 Christian McCaffrey - SF
RB Ezekiel Elliott - NE 1.3 5.5 Dameon Pierce - TEX
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 22.1 28.9 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 25.9 14.6 Chris Olave - NO
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 21.2 7.3 Brandon Aiyuk - SF
TE Mike Gesicki - NE 8.3 1.2 Pat Freiermuth - PIT
K Chad Ryland - NE 6 10 Cameron Dicker - LAC
DEF New York Giants - NYG -2 0 Denver Broncos - DEN
Total 131.94 104.74
Position CobbSlobbers Endzone Jones
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 30.74 23.66 Josh Allen - BUF
RB Gus Edwards - BAL 12.2 12.4 David Montgomery - DET
RB Jamaal Williams - NO 2.9 27.2 Saquon Barkley - NYG
WR Calvin Austin III - PIT 1.8 29.1 Mike Evans - TB
WR Michael Gallup - DAL 1.3 13.6 Stefon Diggs - BUF
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 5 6.9 Kendrick Bourne - NE
TE Hunter Henry - NE 17.2 10 Dawson Knox - BUF
K Harrison Butker - KC 5 9 Chase McLaughlin - TB
DEF Dallas Cowboys - DAL 16 16 Dallas Cowboys - DAL
Total 92.14 147.86
Position Billy Hoyle’s Big Bounce Academy The Score-Box Munchers
QB Josh Allen - BUF 23.66 11.6 Deshaun Watson - CLE
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 27.1 6.4 Nick Chubb - CLE
RB James Cook - BUF 19.9 2.9 Jamaal Williams - NO
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 28.9 16.4 DJ Moore - CHI
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 5 6.9 Kendrick Bourne - NE
WR Robert Woods - TEX 13.4 14.6 Chris Olave - NO
TE Darren Waller - NYG 13.6 17.2 Hunter Henry - NE
K Brandon McManus - JAX 10 9 Dustin Hopkins - CLE
DEF Dallas Cowboys - DAL 16 -2 New York Giants - NYG
Total 157.56 83
Position Kingpins Of Crime Waller? Hardly Know Her
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 28.56 13.74 Mac Jones - NE
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 7.8 20.7 Zack Moss - IND
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 15 21.3 Rachaad White - TB
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 13.6 31.1 Keenan Allen - LAC
WR Nico Collins - TEX 27.6 10.3 Rashid Shaheed - NO
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 5.2 0 Zay Jones - JAX
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 25.6 4.5 Luke Musgrave - GB
K Riley Patterson - DET 7 9 Matt Prater - ARI
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 6 -2 Houston Texans - TEX
Total 136.36 108.64
Position The Funks The Realest
QB Ryan Tannehill - TEN 21.04 30.74 Daniel Jones - NYG
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 27.1 27.2 Saquon Barkley - NYG
RB Tyler Allgeier - ATL 4.8 12.4 David Montgomery - DET
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 28.9 14.2 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 0 10.8 Chris Godwin - TB
WR Marvin Mims Jr. - DEN 20.3 25.3 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 11.6 13.6 Darren Waller - NYG
K Chris Boswell - PIT 12 13 Younghoe Koo - ATL
DEF New York Giants - NYG -2 16 Dallas Cowboys - DAL
Total 123.74 163.24
Position Drew Crew Love Me Sexy
QB Jared Goff - DET 22.92 13.74 Mac Jones - NE
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 27.2 3.9 Joshua Kelley - LAC
RB AJ Dillon - GB 7.3 7.3 AJ Dillon - GB
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 16.2 5.7 David Bell - CLE
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 23.1 8.8 Kadarius Toney - KC
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 22.1 27.6 Nico Collins - TEX
TE Irv Smith Jr. - CIN 3 8.72 Taysom Hill - NO
K Harrison Butker - KC 5 14 Jake Moody - SF
DEF Dallas Cowboys - DAL 16 19 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB
Total 142.82 108.76
Position Gamecocks Jerry West’s Office Window
QB Mac Jones - NE 13.74 30.74 Daniel Jones - NYG
RB AJ Dillon - GB 7.3 6.2 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 9.9 5.5 Dameon Pierce - TEX
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 13.6 16.4 DJ Moore - CHI
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 15.2 14.6 Chris Olave - NO
WR Kendrick Bourne - NE 6.9 13.6 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND
TE Dalton Schultz - TEX 7.4 3.5 Kyle Pitts - ATL
K Jake Moody - SF 14 5 Daniel Carlson - LV
DEF Green Bay Packers - GB 0 3 Atlanta Falcons - ATL
Total 88.04 98.54
Position Just the tip Jefferson Krusty Krab Pizzas
QB Josh Allen - BUF 23.66 13.98 Matthew Stafford - LAR
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 21.2 22.5 Christian McCaffrey - SF
RB Joshua Kelley - LAC 3.9 1.3 Ezekiel Elliott - NE
WR Chris Godwin - TB 10.8 15 Tyreek Hill - MIA
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 22.1 17.4 Marquise Brown - ARI
WR Darius Slayton - NYG 9.2 1.9 Van Jefferson - LAR
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 9.3 3 Irv Smith Jr. - CIN
K Harrison Butker - KC 5 4 Greg Joseph - MIN
DEF New Orleans Saints - NO 9 -6 Las Vegas Raiders - LV
Total 114.16 73.08
Position Dez Still Caught It skol! go yikes
QB Derek Carr - NO 6.72 22.92 Jared Goff - DET
RB AJ Dillon - GB 7.3 21.3 Rachaad White - TB
RB Zack Moss - IND 20.7 3.9 Joshua Kelley - LAC
WR Michael Thomas - NO 12.5 16.6 Mike Williams - LAC
WR Zay Jones - JAX 0 10.8 Chris Godwin - TB
WR Nico Collins - TEX 27.6 12.5 Michael Thomas - NO
TE Hunter Henry - NE 17.2 9.3 Dalton Kincaid - BUF
K Jake Moody - SF 14 18 Brandon Aubrey - DAL
DEF New York Giants - NYG -2 0 Denver Broncos - DEN
Total 104.02 115.32
Position Adam Schefter’s Sources Bob Barker’s House of Pain
QB Justin Fields - CHI 14.74 22.92 Jared Goff - DET
RB AJ Dillon - GB 7.3 19.9 James Cook - BUF
RB James Conner - ARI 16.6 4.8 Tyler Allgeier - ATL
WR Zay Jones - JAX 0 10.8 Zay Flowers - BAL
WR Van Jefferson - LAR 1.9 21.96 Christian Kirk - JAX
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 31.1 23.6 Josh Reynolds - DET
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 11.3 25.6 T.J. Hockenson - MIN
K Brandon McManus - JAX 10 10 Nick Folk - TEN
DEF Denver Broncos - DEN 0 9 Cleveland Browns - CLE
Total 92.94 148.58
Position She Sucks My Boswell The Hens
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 22.2 30.74 Daniel Jones - NYG
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 27.1 21.2 Bijan Robinson - ATL
RB AJ Dillon - GB 7.3 20.7 Zack Moss - IND
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 16.2 8.1 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 30.1 27.6 Nico Collins - TEX
WR Chris Olave - NO 14.6 5 Romeo Doubs - GB
TE David Njoku - CLE 6.8 9.3 Dalton Kincaid - BUF
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 18 7 Graham Gano - NYG
DEF San Francisco 49ers - SF 4 11 Miami Dolphins - MIA
Total 146.3 140.64
Position Kirk Cochainz lansing leopards
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 30.74 20.34 Jordan Love - GB
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 27.1 12.6 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET
RB AJ Dillon - GB 7.3 27.2 Saquon Barkley - NYG
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 13.5 12.4 Jaylen Waddle - MIA
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 5 28.9 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR Allen Robinson II - PIT 3.2 21.96 Christian Kirk - JAX
TE Dalton Schultz - TEX 7.4 11.3 Sam LaPorta - DET
K Graham Gano - NYG 7 10 Cameron Dicker - LAC
DEF New York Giants - NYG -2 9 Cleveland Browns - CLE
Total 99.24 153.7
Position Pay Day Gray Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
QB Jimmy Garoppolo - LV 7.5 25.22 Jalen Hurts - PHI
RB Jamaal Williams - NO 2.9 18.4 Kenneth Walker III - SEA
RB Joshua Kelley - LAC 3.9 21.3 Rachaad White - TB
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 12.4 21.2 Gabe Davis - BUF
WR DJ Moore - CHI 16.4 14.6 Chris Olave - NO
WR Jauan Jennings - SF 7.1 23.1 DeVonta Smith - PHI
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 11.3 13.6 Darren Waller - NYG
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 13 7 Riley Patterson - DET
DEF New England Patriots - NE 4 16 Dallas Cowboys - DAL
Total 78.5 160.42
Position Saquon Deez Nutz The Good Guys
QB Deshaun Watson - CLE 11.6 17.74 Anthony Richardson - IND
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 15 12.4 David Montgomery - DET
RB Jamaal Williams - NO 2.9 7.7 Miles Sanders - CAR
WR Elijah Moore - CLE 7.1 29.1 Mike Evans - TB
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 12.4 16.6 Mike Williams - LAC
WR Kendrick Bourne - NE 6.9 8.4 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA
TE Hunter Henry - NE 17.2 11.3 Sam LaPorta - DET
K Dustin Hopkins - CLE 9 0 Greg Zuerlein - NYJ
DEF New Orleans Saints - NO 9 9 New Orleans Saints - NO
Total 91.1 112.24
Position team Web Titan Your Butthole
QB Deshaun Watson - CLE 11.6 20.34 Jordan Love - GB
RB Nick Chubb - CLE 6.4 2.9 Jamaal Williams - NO
RB Miles Sanders - CAR 7.7 12.6 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET
WR Chris Olave - NO 14.6 31.1 Keenan Allen - LAC
WR Elijah Moore - CLE 7.1 5 Romeo Doubs - GB
WR - 27.6 Nico Collins - TEX
TE Hayden Hurst - CAR 5 17.2 Hunter Henry - NE
K - 10 Cameron Dicker - LAC
DEF Cleveland Browns - CLE 9 0 Denver Broncos - DEN
Total 61.4 126.74
Position Freakofnature Lannisters
QB Jordan Love - GB 20.34 23.66 Josh Allen - BUF
RB Nick Chubb - CLE 6.4 6.4 Nick Chubb - CLE
RB Khalil Herbert - CHI 6.8 19.9 Tony Pollard - DAL
WR Michael Thomas - NO 12.5 15 Tyreek Hill - MIA
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 10.8 25.3 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 5 8 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN
TE Darren Waller - NYG 13.6 17.2 Hunter Henry - NE
K Evan McPherson - CIN 6 10 Brandon McManus - JAX
DEF Dallas Cowboys - DAL 16 9 New Orleans Saints - NO
Total 97.44 134.46
Position Just Setting Lineups So I Don’t Get Fined Scrantonicity 5
QB Mac Jones - NE 13.74 15.38 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Nick Chubb - CLE 6.4 9.9 Josh Jacobs - LV
RB Miles Sanders - CAR 7.7 12.4 David Montgomery - DET
WR Kendrick Bourne - NE 6.9 6.9 Kendrick Bourne - NE
WR Elijah Moore - CLE 7.1 13.6 Stefon Diggs - BUF
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 12.4 9 Mack Hollins - ATL
TE David Njoku - CLE 6.8 7.7 Gerald Everett - LAC
K Blake Grupe - NO 8 10 Brandon McManus - JAX
DEF New Orleans Saints - NO 9 -1 Chicago Bears - CHI
Total 78.04 83.88
Position Jalen “oh god yes it” Hurts Skid Marks
QB Baker Mayfield - TB 18.38 30.74 Daniel Jones - NYG
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 28 7.7 Miles Sanders - CAR
RB Justice Hill - BAL 8.3 21.3 Rachaad White - TB
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 15.2 13.6 Stefon Diggs - BUF
WR Robert Woods - TEX 13.4 8.4 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA
WR Josh Reynolds - DET 23.6 12.5 Michael Thomas - NO
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 11.6 13.6 Darren Waller - NYG
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 18 10 Cameron Dicker - LAC
DEF Houston Texans - TEX -2 11 Buffalo Bills - BUF
Total 134.48 128.84