| Position |  |
Endzone Jones | She Sucks My Boswell |  |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
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Desmond Ridder - ATL | 6.34 | 25.68 | Kirk Cousins - MIN | 
|
| RB | 
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 8.5 | 9.2 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 
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| RB | 
|
Elijah Mitchell - SF | 7.4 | 22.9 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 
|
| WR | 
|
Elijah Moore - CLE | 11.8 | 13.1 | DJ Moore - CHI | 
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| WR | 
|
Rashod Bateman - BAL | 1.6 | 45.46 | Keenan Allen - LAC | 
|
| WR | 
|
Parris Campbell - NYG | 8.4 | 15.4 | Christian Kirk - JAX | 
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| TE | 
|
Travis Kelce - KC | 19.9 | 13.8 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 
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| K | 
|
Eddy Pineiro - CAR | 11 | 7 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 
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| DEF | 
|
San Francisco 49ers - SF | 10 | 2 | Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 
|
| Total | 84.94 | 154.54 | ||||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell | |||||
| Position | |
Just Setting Lineups So I Don’t Get Fined | Saquon Deez Nutz | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Patrick Mahomes - KC | 25.68 | 25.68 | Kirk Cousins - MIN |
|
| RB | 
|
Tony Pollard - DAL | 15.1 | 2.7 | Joshua Kelley - LAC | 
|
| RB |
|
Joshua Kelley - LAC | 2.7 | 30.6 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 
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| WR | 
|
George Pickens - PIT | 11.5 | 27.9 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 
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| WR | 
|
Jordan Addison - MIN | 11.2 | 2.3 | River Cracraft - MIA | 
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| WR | 
|
A.J. Brown - PHI | 22.1 | 25.1 | Mike Williams - LAC | 
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| TE | 
|
Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 13.1 | 2.5 | Durham Smythe - MIA | 
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| K | 
|
Justin Tucker - BAL | 7 | 4 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 
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| DEF | 
|
Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 12 | 7 | Baltimore Ravens - BAL | 
|
| Total | 120.38 | 127.78 | ||||
| Winner | Saquon Deez Nutz | |||||
| Position | |
Adam Schefter’s Sources | The Realest | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jared Goff - DET | 18.02 | 25.68 | Patrick Mahomes - KC |
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| RB | 
|
Khalil Herbert - CHI | 3.5 | 15.1 | Tony Pollard - DAL |
|
| RB | 
|
Jerome Ford - CLE | 19.1 | 17.8 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 
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| WR | 
|
Tee Higgins - CIN | 4.1 | 7 | Calvin Ridley - JAX | 
|
| WR |
|
DJ Moore - CHI | 13.1 | 6.8 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 
|
| WR | 
|
Jahan Dotson - WAS | 4.1 | 8.4 | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 
|
| TE |
|
Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 13.1 | 19.9 | Travis Kelce - KC |
|
| K | 
|
Nick Folk - TEN | 4 | 7 | Justin Tucker - BAL |
|
| DEF |
|
Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 2 | 12 | Kansas City Chiefs - KC |
|
| Total | 81.02 | 119.68 | ||||
| Winner | The Realest | |||||
| Position | |
Krusty Krab Pizzas | lansing leopards | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Russell Wilson - DEN | 14.24 | 14.24 | Russell Wilson - DEN |
|
| RB |
|
Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 9.2 | 3.3 | AJ Dillon - GB | 
|
| RB | 
|
Samaje Perine - DEN | 4.4 | 14.8 | D'Andre Swift - PHI | 
|
| WR |
|
Justin Jefferson - MIN | 27.9 | 3.2 | Brandon Johnson - DEN | 
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| WR | 
|
Allen Robinson II - PIT | 6.4 | 13 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 
|
| WR | 
|
Tyler Boyd - CIN | 8.9 | 17.1 | Marquise Brown - ARI | 
|
| TE | 
|
Cole Kmet - CHI | 4.2 | 13.7 | Evan Engram - JAX | 
|
| K | 
|
Jake Moody - SF | 12 | 5 | Brandon McManus - JAX | 
|
| DEF | 
|
New York Jets - NYJ | 2 | -2 | Dallas Cowboys - DAL | 
|
| Total | 89.24 | 82.34 | ||||
| Winner | Krusty Krab Pizzas | |||||
| Position | |
Just the tip Jefferson | The Score-Box Munchers | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Patrick Mahomes - KC | 25.68 | 14.36 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 
|
| RB | 
|
Josh Jacobs - LV | 11 | 2.7 | Joshua Kelley - LAC |
|
| RB |
|
Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 9.2 | 17.8 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX |
|
| WR |
|
Keenan Allen - LAC | 45.46 | 22.1 | A.J. Brown - PHI |
|
| WR | 
|
Michael Thomas - NO | 11 | 10.2 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 
|
| WR | 
|
Brandin Cooks - DAL | 3.7 | 11.5 | George Pickens - PIT |
|
| TE | 
|
David Njoku - CLE | 6 | 2.6 | Zach Ertz - ARI | 
|
| K | 
|
Anders Carlson - GB | 4 | 4 | Cameron Dicker - LAC |
|
| DEF |
|
Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 12 | 2 | New York Jets - NYJ |
|
| Total | 128.04 | 87.26 | ||||
| Winner | Just the tip Jefferson | |||||
| Position | |
AR5 Fan Club | Dez Still Caught It | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Dak Prescott - DAL | 14.36 | 25.68 | Kirk Cousins - MIN |
|
| RB |
|
Josh Jacobs - LV | 11 | 17.8 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX |
|
| RB |
|
Joshua Kelley - LAC | 2.7 | 5.1 | Gus Edwards - BAL | 
|
| WR | 
|
Tutu Atwell - LAR | 17.2 | 25.1 | Mike Williams - LAC |
|
| WR | 
|
Jauan Jennings - SF | 5.1 | 11.5 | George Pickens - PIT |
|
| WR |
|
George Pickens - PIT | 11.5 | 10.6 | K.J. Osborn - MIN | 
|
| TE | 
|
Adam Trautman - DEN | 0 | 3.1 | Taysom Hill - NO | 
|
| K | 
|
Wil Lutz - DEN | 8 | 6 | Greg Joseph - MIN | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Indianapolis Colts - IND | 8 | 7 | Baltimore Ravens - BAL |
|
| Total | 77.86 | 111.88 | ||||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It | |||||
| Position | |
Bob Barker’s House of Pain | Skid Marks |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Brock Purdy - SF | 20.3 | 28.18 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 
|
| RB | 
|
Matt Breida - NYG | 10.8 | 9.2 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET |
|
| RB | 
|
Javonte Williams - DEN | 8.5 | 17.8 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX |
|
| WR | 
|
Courtland Sutton - DEN | 19.1 | 45.46 | Keenan Allen - LAC |
|
| WR | 
|
Nelson Agholor - BAL | 7.9 | 24.6 | Amari Cooper - CLE | 
|
| WR | 
|
Mike Evans - TB | 17 | 13 | Zay Flowers - BAL |
|
| TE | 
|
Kyle Pitts - ATL | 8.7 | 7.5 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 
|
| K |
|
Younghoe Koo - ATL | 7 | 12 | Harrison Butker - KC | 
|
| DEF |
|
New York Jets - NYJ | 2 | -4 | Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX | 
|
| Total | 101.3 | 153.74 | ||||
| Winner | Skid Marks | |||||
| Position | |
Love Me Sexy | The Good Guys | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Brock Purdy - SF | 20.3 | 25.68 | Kirk Cousins - MIN |
|
| RB |
|
Jerome Ford - CLE | 19.1 | 8.2 | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 
|
| RB | 
|
Chris Evans - CIN | 0 | 8.5 | Kyren Williams - LAR |
|
| WR |
|
DeVonta Smith - PHI | 6.8 | 11.2 | Jordan Addison - MIN |
|
| WR | 
|
Gabe Davis - BUF | 10.3 | 5.4 | Nico Collins - TEX | 
|
| WR |
|
Christian Kirk - JAX | 15.4 | 8.2 | Chris Godwin - TB | 
|
| TE | 
|
Sam LaPorta - DET | 22.4 | 8.7 | Kyle Pitts - ATL |
|
| K | 
|
Brett Maher - LAR | 11 | 7 | Younghoe Koo - ATL |
|
| DEF |
|
Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 12 | 0 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB | 
|
| Total | 117.3 | 82.88 | ||||
| Winner | Love Me Sexy | |||||
| Position | |
Drew Crew | Gamecocks | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Kirk Cousins - MIN | 25.68 | 15.44 | Geno Smith - SEA | 
|
| RB |
|
Christian McCaffrey - SF | 22.9 | 30.6 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA |
|
| RB |
|
Jerome Ford - CLE | 19.1 | 8.5 | Kyren Williams - LAR |
|
| WR |
|
George Pickens - PIT | 11.5 | 11.5 | George Pickens - PIT |
|
| WR |
|
CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 10.2 | 4.1 | Tee Higgins - CIN |
|
| WR |
|
K.J. Osborn - MIN | 10.6 | 0.9 | Kadarius Toney - KC |
|
| TE |
|
Zach Ertz - ARI | 2.6 | 13.1 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT |
|
| K | 
|
Jason Sanders - MIA | 10 | 11 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 
|
| DEF |
|
Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 12 | -2 | Dallas Cowboys - DAL |
|
| Total | 124.58 | 93.14 | ||||
| Winner | Drew Crew | |||||
| Position | |
Kingpins Of Crime | The Hens | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jared Goff - DET | 18.02 | 25.68 | Kirk Cousins - MIN |
|
| RB | 
|
Breece Hall - NYJ | 3.7 | 45.2 | Raheem Mostert - MIA | 
|
| RB |
|
Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 17.8 | 4.4 | Samaje Perine - DEN |
|
| WR | 
|
Puka Nacua - LAR | 12.2 | 45.46 | Keenan Allen - LAC |
|
| WR | 
|
Deebo Samuel - SF | 25.1 | 5.1 | Drake London - ATL | 
|
| WR |
|
Jordan Addison - MIN | 11.2 | 6.4 | Allen Robinson II - PIT |
|
| TE | 
|
Hunter Henry - NE | 3.7 | 7.5 | Mark Andrews - BAL |
|
| K |
|
Eddy Pineiro - CAR | 11 | 19 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 
|
| DEF |
|
Dallas Cowboys - DAL | -2 | -4 | Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX |
|
| Total | 100.72 | 154.74 | ||||
| Winner | The Hens | |||||
| Position | |
skol! go yikes | Scrantonicity 5 | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Kenny Pickett - PIT | 18.5 | 21.32 | Josh Allen - BUF | 
|
| RB |
|
Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 9.2 | 3.7 | Breece Hall - NYJ |
|
| RB | 
|
Isiah Pacheco - KC | 15.8 | 45.2 | Raheem Mostert - MIA |
|
| WR |
|
Calvin Ridley - JAX | 7 | 24.6 | Amari Cooper - CLE |
|
| WR | 
|
Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 0 | 6.4 | Robert Woods - TEX | 
|
| WR |
|
Kadarius Toney - KC | 0.9 | 17.2 | Tutu Atwell - LAR |
|
| TE |
|
Kyle Pitts - ATL | 8.7 | 2.6 | Zach Ertz - ARI |
|
| K |
|
Riley Patterson - DET | 8 | 11 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 
|
| DEF | 
|
New England Patriots - NE | 11 | 12 | Kansas City Chiefs - KC |
|
| Total | 79.1 | 144.02 | ||||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 5 | |||||
| Position | |
Kirk Cochainz | Waller? Hardly Know Her | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Dak Prescott - DAL | 14.36 | 10.04 | Baker Mayfield - TB | 
|
| RB |
|
Jerome Ford - CLE | 19.1 | 3.3 | AJ Dillon - GB |
|
| RB | 
|
Tony Jones - ARI | 9.2 | 10.8 | Matt Breida - NYG |
|
| WR |
|
Tutu Atwell - LAR | 17.2 | 11.5 | George Pickens - PIT |
|
| WR |
|
Mike Williams - LAC | 25.1 | 8.4 | Tyler Lockett - SEA |
|
| WR | 
|
Braxton Berrios - MIA | 5.3 | 11.8 | Elijah Moore - CLE |
|
| TE |
|
Sam LaPorta - DET | 22.4 | 0 | Adam Trautman - DEN |
|
| K |
|
Greg Joseph - MIN | 6 | 6 | Greg Joseph - MIN |
|
| DEF |
|
New England Patriots - NE | 11 | 12 | Kansas City Chiefs - KC |
|
| Total | 129.66 | 73.84 | ||||
| Winner | Kirk Cochainz | |||||
| Position | |
Jerry West’s Office Window | Southport Skegs |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Kirk Cousins - MIN | 25.68 | 25.68 | Patrick Mahomes - KC |
|
| RB |
|
Tony Pollard - DAL | 15.1 | 17.5 | Alexander Mattison - MIN | 
|
| RB |
|
Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 30.6 | 30.6 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA |
|
| WR |
|
CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 10.2 | 10.2 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL |
|
| WR |
|
Zay Flowers - BAL | 13 | 11.5 | George Pickens - PIT |
|
| WR |
|
Nico Collins - TEX | 5.4 | 8.4 | Tyler Lockett - SEA |
|
| TE |
|
Cole Kmet - CHI | 4.2 | 19.9 | Travis Kelce - KC |
|
| K |
|
Riley Patterson - DET | 8 | 12 | Jake Moody - SF |
|
| DEF |
|
New England Patriots - NE | 11 | 12 | Kansas City Chiefs - KC |
|
| Total | 123.18 | 147.78 | ||||
| Winner | Southport Skegs | |||||
| Position | |
Jalen “oh god yes it” Hurts | Titan Your Butthole | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Dak Prescott - DAL | 14.36 | 14.36 | Dak Prescott - DAL |
|
| RB | 
|
Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 2.4 | 15.1 | Tony Pollard - DAL |
|
| RB |
|
Joshua Kelley - LAC | 2.7 | 17.5 | Alexander Mattison - MIN |
|
| WR |
|
Elijah Moore - CLE | 11.8 | 24.6 | Amari Cooper - CLE |
|
| WR |
|
K.J. Osborn - MIN | 10.6 | 10.2 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL |
|
| WR |
|
Michael Thomas - NO | 11 | 13 | Zay Flowers - BAL |
|
| TE | 
|
Cade Otton - TB | 2.6 | 22.4 | Sam LaPorta - DET |
|
| K |
|
Riley Patterson - DET | 8 | 11 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL |
|
| DEF | 
|
Miami Dolphins - MIA | 6 | 12 | Kansas City Chiefs - KC |
|
| Total | 69.46 | 140.16 | ||||
| Winner | Titan Your Butthole | |||||
| Position | |
Billy Hoyle’s Big Bounce Academy | CobbSlobbers | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Kirk Cousins - MIN | 25.68 | 14.36 | Dak Prescott - DAL |
|
| RB |
|
Joshua Kelley - LAC | 2.7 | 14 | Joe Mixon - CIN | 
|
| RB |
|
Jerome Ford - CLE | 19.1 | 19.1 | Jerome Ford - CLE |
|
| WR |
|
Puka Nacua - LAR | 12.2 | 8.2 | Skyy Moore - KC | 
|
| WR |
|
Zay Flowers - BAL | 13 | 13.1 | DJ Moore - CHI |
|
| WR |
|
George Pickens - PIT | 11.5 | 30.7 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 
|
| TE | 
|
Dawson Knox - BUF | 2.1 | 1.9 | Dalton Schultz - TEX | 
|
| K | 
|
Blake Grupe - NO | 5 | 11 | Brett Maher - LAR |
|
| DEF |
|
New England Patriots - NE | 11 | 11 | New England Patriots - NE |
|
| Total | 102.28 | 123.36 | ||||
| Winner | CobbSlobbers | |||||
| Position | |
Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S | Freakofnature | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Patrick Mahomes - KC | 25.68 | 25.68 | Kirk Cousins - MIN |
|
| RB | 
|
Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 4.9 | 22.9 | Christian McCaffrey - SF |
|
| RB |
|
Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 17.8 | 8.5 | Kyren Williams - LAR |
|
| WR |
|
CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 10.2 | 27.9 | Justin Jefferson - MIN |
|
| WR | 
|
Josh Reynolds - DET | 0 | 7 | Calvin Ridley - JAX |
|
| WR |
|
Jahan Dotson - WAS | 4.1 | 9.8 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 
|
| TE | 
|
Jake Ferguson - DAL | 9.8 | 3.7 | Hunter Henry - NE |
|
| K |
|
Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 11 | 12 | Jake Moody - SF |
|
| DEF |
|
Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 12 | 14 | Cleveland Browns - CLE | 
|
| Total | 95.48 | 131.48 | ||||
| Winner | Freakofnature | |||||
| Position | |
Lannisters | team Web | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jordan Love - GB | 24.26 | 10.04 | Baker Mayfield - TB |
|
| RB | 
|
Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 7.2 | 0 | Aaron Jones - GB | 
|
| RB |
|
Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 30.6 | 0 | Austin Ekeler - LAC | 
|
| WR |
|
Chris Godwin - TB | 8.2 | 22.1 | A.J. Brown - PHI |
|
| WR |
|
Mike Williams - LAC | 25.1 | 7 | Calvin Ridley - JAX |
|
| WR |
|
Christian Kirk - JAX | 15.4 | 11.5 | George Pickens - PIT |
|
| TE |
|
Sam LaPorta - DET | 22.4 | 13.7 | Evan Engram - JAX |
|
| K | 
|
Matt Prater - ARI | 13 | 5 | Brandon McManus - JAX |
|
| DEF | 
|
Buffalo Bills - BUF | 31 | 7 | Baltimore Ravens - BAL |
|
| Total | 177.16 | 76.34 | ||||
| Winner | Lannisters | |||||
| Position | |
Pay Day Gray | The Funks | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 14.36 | 25.68 | Kirk Cousins - MIN |
|
| RB |
|
Gus Edwards - BAL | 5.1 | 17.8 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX |
|
| RB |
|
Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 7.2 | 2.7 | Joshua Kelley - LAC |
|
| WR | 
|
Darnell Mooney - CHI | 0 | 25.1 | Deebo Samuel - SF |
|
| WR |
|
Amari Cooper - CLE | 24.6 | 13 | Zay Flowers - BAL |
|
| WR |
|
Zay Flowers - BAL | 13 | 0 | Josh Reynolds - DET |
|
| TE | 
|
Dallas Goedert - PHI | 9.1 | 0 | Adam Trautman - DEN |
|
| K | 
|
Tyler Bass - BUF | 15 | 4 | Cameron Dicker - LAC |
|
| DEF |
|
Buffalo Bills - BUF | 31 | 5 | Tennessee Titans - TEN | 
|
| Total | 119.36 | 93.28 | ||||
| Winner | Pay Day Gray | |||||
