2023-24 Week 8 Scores

Position Drew Crew The Score-Box Munchers
QB C.J. Stroud - TEX 12.9 12.9 C.J. Stroud - TEX
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 6.7 0 Miles Sanders - CAR
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9 29.9 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 33 17.3 Terry McLaurin - WAS
WR Nico Collins - TEX 7 14.2 Josh Downs - IND
WR Kendrick Bourne - NE 12.6 4 Michael Gallup - DAL
TE George Kittle - SF 23.9 2.9 Luke Musgrave - GB
K Chris Boswell - PIT 4 12 Younghoe Koo - ATL
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL 6 12 Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX
Total 136 105.2
Position Kingpins Of Crime Scrantonicity 5
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 24.02 21.76 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 15.8 27 Alvin Kamara - NO
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 6.5 11.5 Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR
WR Chris Olave - NO 9.6 14.9 Keenan Allen - LAC
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 2.9 8.6 Christian Kirk - JAX
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 25.2 6.1 Tank Dell - TEX
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 14.7 16.8 Evan Engram - JAX
K Jason Sanders - MIA 7 8 Justin Tucker - BAL
DEF LA Chargers - LAC 10 8 Seattle Seahawks - SEA
Total 115.72 122.66
Position AR5 Fan Club Endzone Jones
QB C.J. Stroud - TEX 12.9 12.24 Mac Jones - NE
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 7 4.6 Dameon Pierce - TEX
RB Craig Reynolds - DET 7.6 4.8 Jamaal Williams - NO
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 14.9 8.6 Christian Kirk - JAX
WR Nico Collins - TEX 7 33 A.J. Brown - PHI
WR Chris Olave - NO 9.6 21.4 Jordan Addison - MIN
TE Dalton Schultz - TEX 2.5 0 Hayden Hurst - CAR
K Ka'imi Fairbairn - TEX 1 1 Ka'imi Fairbairn - TEX
DEF New York Jets - NYJ 10 10 LA Chargers - LAC
Total 72.5 95.64
Position Just the tip Jefferson Saquon Deez Nutz
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 11.98 3.44 Desmond Ridder - ATL
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 23.3 29.9 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET
RB Miles Sanders - CAR 0 29.4 Gus Edwards - BAL
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 15.9 24.3 Rashid Shaheed - NO
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 6.9 2.9 Jakobi Meyers - LV
WR Josh Downs - IND 14.2 11.8 Romeo Doubs - GB
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 20.8 6.5 Kyle Pitts - ATL
K Jake Elliott - PHI 10 8 Blake Grupe - NO
DEF Atlanta Falcons - ATL 2 8 Seattle Seahawks - SEA
Total 105.08 124.24
Position Jerry West’s Office Window The Hens
QB C.J. Stroud - TEX 12.9 11.98 Lamar Jackson - BAL
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 23.3 16.2 Derrick Henry - TEN
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 21.3 29.4 Gus Edwards - BAL
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 16 7.3 Puka Nacua - LAR
WR Mike Evans - TB 12.9 14.3 Calvin Ridley - JAX
WR Michael Thomas - NO 10.8 24.3 Rashid Shaheed - NO
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 19.7 19.7 Sam LaPorta - DET
K Jake Elliott - PHI 10 8 Justin Tucker - BAL
DEF LA Chargers - LAC 10 14 Detroit Lions - DET
Total 136.9 145.18
Position Adam Schefter’s Sources team Web
QB Tyson Bagent - CHI 11.18 -
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 6.7 -
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 15.8 -
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 14.3 -
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 14.9 -
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 10.9 -
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 20.8 -
K Ka'imi Fairbairn - TEX 1 -
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL 6 -
Total 101.58 0
Position Krusty Krab Pizzas The Good Guys
QB Sam Howell - WAS 30.98 11.18 Tyson Bagent - CHI
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 10.7 4.6 Dameon Pierce - TEX
RB Jeff Wilson Jr. - MIA 5.7 4.9 Jerome Ford - CLE
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 7.3 10.8 Michael Thomas - NO
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 11.8 14.3 Calvin Ridley - JAX
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 16.5 5 Elijah Moore - CLE
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 6.5 22.46 Taysom Hill - NO
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 13 11 Harrison Butker - KC
DEF Cleveland Browns - CLE 4 8 Miami Dolphins - MIA
Total 106.48 92.24
Position Jalen “oh god yes it” Hurts The Funks
QB Josh Allen - BUF 29.06 12.68 Jared Goff - DET
RB James Cook - BUF 8.3 4.6 Dameon Pierce - TEX
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9 29.4 Gus Edwards - BAL
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 8.6 33 A.J. Brown - PHI
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 10.9 16.8 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
WR Rashee Rice - KC 9.6 9.6 Chris Olave - NO
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 17.5 5.8 Hunter Henry - NE
K Lucas Havrisik - LAR 7 2 Daniel Carlson - LV
DEF Cincinnati Bengals - CIN 4 8 Miami Dolphins - MIA
Total 124.86 121.88
Position Skid Marks The Realest
QB Josh Allen - BUF 29.06 24.02 Justin Herbert - LAC
RB Kenneth Gainwell - PHI 5.6 4.3 Alexander Mattison - MIN
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 29.8 4.6 Dameon Pierce - TEX
WR Kendrick Bourne - NE 12.6 11.9 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 33 24.3 Rashid Shaheed - NO
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 16.8 14.2 Josh Downs - IND
TE Travis Kelce - KC 11.8 16.4 Logan Thomas - WAS
K Evan McPherson - CIN 9 8 Blake Grupe - NO
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL 6 10 New York Jets - NYJ
Total 153.66 117.72
Position Lannisters Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 5.6 24.02 Justin Herbert - LAC
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 21.3 29.9 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 13.7 4.3 Alexander Mattison - MIN
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 16.8 25.2 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 25.1 2.9 Jakobi Meyers - LV
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 5.4 17.8 Chris Godwin - TB
TE George Kittle - SF 23.9 23.9 George Kittle - SF
K Matt Gay - IND 10 10 Jake Elliott - PHI
DEF San Francisco 49ers - SF 1 10 New York Jets - NYJ
Total 122.8 148.02
Position Just Setting Lineups So I Don’t Get Fined Waller? Hardly Know Her
QB Jared Goff - DET 12.68 24.02 Justin Herbert - LAC
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 23.3 4.6 Dameon Pierce - TEX
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9 29.4 Gus Edwards - BAL
WR Davante Adams - LV 2.1 9.5 DJ Moore - CHI
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 25.2 24.8 Jahan Dotson - WAS
WR DJ Moore - CHI 9.5 8.6 Christian Kirk - JAX
TE Travis Kelce - KC 11.8 0 Hayden Hurst - CAR
K Harrison Butker - KC 11 8 Blake Grupe - NO
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 8 10 New York Jets - NYJ
Total 133.48 118.92
Position Freakofnature Pay Day Gray
QB Baker Mayfield - TB 21.38 12.68 Jared Goff - DET
RB Cam Akers - MIN 9.5 29.9 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 12.2 16.8 Josh Jacobs - LV
WR Mike Evans - TB 12.9 2.1 Davante Adams - LV
WR Drake London - ATL 10.5 16.8 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
WR Josh Downs - IND 14.2 4.2 Kalif Raymond - DET
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 17.5 2.9 Michael Mayer - LV
K Chris Boswell - PIT 4 2 Daniel Carlson - LV
DEF Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX 12 14 Detroit Lions - DET
Total 114.18 101.38
Position CobbSlobbers Southport Skegs
QB Jared Goff - DET 12.68 24.02 Justin Herbert - LAC
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 21.3 16.2 Derrick Henry - TEN
RB Royce Freeman - LAR 10.4 20 Joe Mixon - CIN
WR Nico Collins - TEX 7 9.5 DJ Moore - CHI
WR Rashee Rice - KC 9.6 0 Equanimeous St. Brown - CHI
WR Rondale Moore - ARI 4.1 3.6 Jameson Williams - DET
TE Trey McBride - ARI 25.5 17.7 David Njoku - CLE
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 13 1 Ka'imi Fairbairn - TEX
DEF New York Jets - NYJ 10 14 Detroit Lions - DET
Total 113.58 106.02
Position Billy Hoyle’s Big Bounce Academy Love Me Sexy
QB C.J. Stroud - TEX 12.9 11.38 Matthew Stafford - LAR
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 29.8 29.9 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 7 17.9 Rachaad White - TB
WR Nico Collins - TEX 7 16 Stefon Diggs - BUF
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 16.8 9.5 DJ Moore - CHI
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 16.5 2.1 Davante Adams - LV
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 20.8 16.4 Logan Thomas - WAS
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 16 1 Ka'imi Fairbairn - TEX
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI -3 10 LA Chargers - LAC
Total 123.8 114.18
Position Dez Still Caught It Kirk Cochainz
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 28.06 12.9 C.J. Stroud - TEX
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9 29.9 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 13.7 13.7 Kareem Hunt - CLE
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 6.9 6.9 Zay Flowers - BAL
WR Christian Watson - GB 6.3 10.8 Michael Thomas - NO
WR Rashid Shaheed - NO 24.3 6.3 Christian Watson - GB
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 14.7 7.6 Dallas Goedert - PHI
K Riley Patterson - DET 17 1 Ka'imi Fairbairn - TEX
DEF LA Chargers - LAC 10 6 Baltimore Ravens - BAL
Total 150.86 95.1
Position Bob Barker’s House of Pain Titan Your Butthole
QB C.J. Stroud - TEX 12.9 11.98 Lamar Jackson - BAL
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 7 25.9 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX
RB Dameon Pierce - TEX 4.6 6.7 Isiah Pacheco - KC
WR George Pickens - PIT 9.2 16.8 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 17.6 9.5 DJ Moore - CHI
WR Drake London - ATL 10.5 25.2 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
TE Jonnu Smith - ATL 2.3 7.6 Dallas Goedert - PHI
K Blake Grupe - NO 8 8 Blake Grupe - NO
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 8 8 Seattle Seahawks - SEA
Total 80.1 119.68
Position lansing leopards skol! go yikes
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 11.98 21.76 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA
RB D'Onta Foreman - CHI 4.6 27 Alvin Kamara - NO
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 6.7 29.4 Gus Edwards - BAL
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 5.4 41 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
WR Drake London - ATL 10.5 6.9 Zay Flowers - BAL
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 21.4 9.6 Rashee Rice - KC
TE Dalton Schultz - TEX 2.5 14.7 Jake Ferguson - DAL
K Harrison Butker - KC 11 4 Chris Boswell - PIT
DEF Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX 12 10 New York Jets - NYJ
Total 86.08 164.36
Position Gamecocks She Sucks My Boswell
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 24.02 12.9 C.J. Stroud - TEX
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9 7 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 21.3 29.4 Gus Edwards - BAL
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 14.9 Amari Cooper - CLE
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 17.3 23.7 Gabe Davis - BUF
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 6.9 0 Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 7.6 1.4 Darren Waller - NYG
K Evan McPherson - CIN 9 16 Cameron Dicker - LAC
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL 6 8 Miami Dolphins - MIA
Total 137.22 113.3