| Position |  |
Bob Barker’s House of Pain | SaquON & On & On & On | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Aaron Rodgers - NYJ | 15.14 | 11 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 
|
| RB | 
|
Tyjae Spears - TEN | 5.1 | 17.9 | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 
|
| RB | 
|
Derrick Henry - BAL | 16.6 | 5.7 | Zack Moss - CIN | 
|
| WR | 
|
Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 11.4 | 12.3 | Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 
|
| WR | 
|
Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 29 | 24.7 | Chris Godwin - TB | 
|
| WR | 
|
Ladd McConkey - LAC | 4.6 | 4.5 | Diontae Johnson - CAR | 
|
| TE | 
|
David Njoku - CLE | 0 | 2.4 | Noah Fant - SEA | 
|
| K | 
|
Nick Folk - TEN | 6 | 4 | Joshua Karty - LAR | 
|
| DEF | 
|
New York Jets - NYJ | 11 | 3 | Washington Commanders - WAS | 
|
| Total | 98.84 | 85.5 | ||||
| Winner | Bob Barker’s House of Pain (+13.34) | |||||
| Position | |
Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts | Southport Skegs |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jayden Daniels - WAS | 13.44 | 11 | Justin Herbert - LAC |
|
| RB | 
|
Gus Edwards - LAC | 5.9 | 8.4 | Najee Harris - PIT | 
|
| RB | 
|
Jordan Mason - SF | 17.4 | 14.6 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 
|
| WR |
|
Chris Godwin - TB | 24.7 | 4.2 | Xavier Worthy - KC | 
|
| WR | 
|
Cooper Kupp - LAR | 7.7 | 2.3 | Tank Dell - HOU | 
|
| WR |
|
Ladd McConkey - LAC | 4.6 | 8.2 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 
|
| TE | 
|
Zach Ertz - WAS | 10.2 | 4.6 | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 
|
| K | 
|
Greg Zuerlein - NYJ | 6 | 20 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 12 | 16 | Houston Texans - HOU | 
|
| Total | 101.94 | 89.3 | ||||
| Winner | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts (+12.64) | |||||
| Position | |
Woke Up and Chose Violence | your killin me willis | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Dak Prescott - DAL | 12.92 | 6.64 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 
|
| RB |
|
Jordan Mason - SF | 17.4 | 14.6 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS |
|
| RB | 
|
J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 20.1 | 14.5 | Devin Singletary - NYG | 
|
| WR | 
|
Nico Collins - HOU | 27.5 | 28.7 | Malik Nabers - NYG | 
|
| WR | 
|
Jauan Jennings - SF | 5.7 | 5.1 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 
|
| WR |
|
Xavier Worthy - KC | 4.2 | 3.6 | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 
|
| TE | 
|
Trey McBride - ARI | 18.7 | 0 | Evan Engram - JAX | 
|
| K | 
|
Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 17 | 5 | Jake Moody - SF | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Baltimore Ravens - BAL | 9 | 11 | LA Chargers - LAC | 
|
| Total | 132.52 | 89.14 | ||||
| Winner | Woke Up and Chose Violence (+43.38) | |||||
| Position | |
Bad at This | Scrantonicity 6 | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Daniel Jones - NYG | 18.32 | 18.32 | Daniel Jones - NYG |
|
| RB |
|
J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 20.1 | 7.4 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 
|
| RB |
|
Jerome Ford - CLE | 7.4 | 14.5 | Devin Singletary - NYG |
|
| WR | 
|
Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 9.8 | 7.2 | Mike Evans - TB | 
|
| WR | 
|
Jalen McMillan - TB | 3.1 | 7 | Demarcus Robinson - LAR | 
|
| WR | 
|
Darnell Mooney - ATL | 17.8 | 4.2 | Xavier Worthy - KC |
|
| TE | 
|
Dallas Goedert - PHI | 6.8 | 5 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 
|
| K |
|
Greg Zuerlein - NYJ | 6 | 10 | Harrison Butker - KC | 
|
| DEF |
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 11 | 11 | LA Chargers - LAC |
|
| Total | 100.32 | 84.62 | ||||
| Winner | Bad at This (+15.7) | |||||
| Position | |
Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Krusty Krab Pizzas | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Daniel Jones - NYG | 18.32 | 13.3 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 
|
| RB |
|
Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 14.6 | 16.2 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 
|
| RB |
|
Tyjae Spears - TEN | 5.1 | 28.5 | James Cook - BUF | 
|
| WR |
|
Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 9.8 | 7.7 | Stefon Diggs - HOU | 
|
| WR | 
|
Jameson Williams - DET | 14.4 | 7.2 | Mike Evans - TB |
|
| WR | 
|
Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 8.5 | 20.6 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 
|
| TE | 
|
Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 7.3 | 0 | Darren Waller - NYG | 
|
| K | 
|
Chris Boswell - PIT | 9 | 7 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 5 | 9 | Cleveland Browns - CLE | 
|
| Total | 92.02 | 109.5 | ||||
| Winner | Krusty Krab Pizzas (+17.48) | |||||
| Position | |
Puck the Fackers | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Justin Herbert - LAC | 11 | 8.78 | Jared Goff - DET | 
|
| RB | 
|
Joe Mixon - HOU | 8 | 20.1 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC |
|
| RB |
|
Jordan Mason - SF | 17.4 | 17.9 | Zach Charbonnet - SEA |
|
| WR |
|
DeVonta Smith - PHI | 20.6 | 22.9 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 
|
| WR |
|
Terry McLaurin - WAS | 8.2 | 8.2 | Terry McLaurin - WAS |
|
| WR |
|
Ladd McConkey - LAC | 4.6 | 7 | Demarcus Robinson - LAR |
|
| TE | 
|
Dalton Schultz - HOU | 4.1 | 1.6 | Travis Kelce - KC | 
|
| K | 
|
Cameron Dicker - LAC | 10 | 9 | Chris Boswell - PIT |
|
| DEF |
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 11 | 11 | LA Chargers - LAC |
|
| Total | 94.9 | 106.48 | ||||
| Winner | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO (+11.58) | |||||
| Position | |
SemperSometimes | Skol! Go Yikes | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jared Goff - DET | 8.78 | 8.78 | Jared Goff - DET |
|
| RB | 
|
David Montgomery - DET | 17 | 8 | Joe Mixon - HOU |
|
| RB | 
|
Isiah Pacheco - KC | 16.1 | 5.9 | Gus Edwards - LAC |
|
| WR | 
|
DJ Chark Jr. - LAC | 0 | 18.5 | Rashee Rice - KC | 
|
| WR |
|
Malik Nabers - NYG | 28.7 | 22.1 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 
|
| WR |
|
Rashee Rice - KC | 18.5 | 4.6 | Ladd McConkey - LAC |
|
| TE |
|
Travis Kelce - KC | 1.6 | 2.4 | Noah Fant - SEA |
|
| K |
|
Harrison Butker - KC | 10 | 4 | Joshua Karty - LAR |
|
| DEF |
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 11 | 16 | Houston Texans - HOU |
|
| Total | 111.68 | 90.28 | ||||
| Winner | SemperSometimes (+21.4) | |||||
| Position | |
The Hyrule Koroks | The Good Guys | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Daniel Jones - NYG | 18.32 | 18.8 | Baker Mayfield - TB | 
|
| RB |
|
Jordan Mason - SF | 17.4 | 20.1 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC |
|
| RB |
|
Devin Singletary - NYG | 14.5 | 0.9 | Emanuel Wilson - GB | 
|
| WR |
|
Malik Nabers - NYG | 28.7 | 24.7 | Chris Godwin - TB |
|
| WR | 
|
Jahan Dotson - PHI | 1.6 | 1.3 | Curtis Samuel - BUF | 
|
| WR | 
|
Alec Pierce - IND | 16.6 | 4 | Adam Thielen - CAR | 
|
| TE | 
|
George Kittle - SF | 20.6 | 1.5 | Hayden Hurst - LAC | 
|
| K |
|
Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 20 | 0 | Graham Gano - NYG | 
|
| DEF |
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 11 | 2 | Indianapolis Colts - IND | 
|
| Total | 148.72 | 73.3 | ||||
| Winner | The Hyrule Koroks (+75.42) | |||||
| Position | |
Shotgun Bob | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Justin Herbert - LAC | 11 | 12.98 | Malik Willis - GB | 
|
| RB |
|
J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 20.1 | 17.9 | Zach Charbonnet - SEA |
|
| RB |
|
Jerome Ford - CLE | 7.4 | 17.4 | Jordan Mason - SF |
|
| WR |
|
Ladd McConkey - LAC | 4.6 | 4.6 | Ladd McConkey - LAC |
|
| WR | 
|
Davante Adams - LV | 26 | 11.4 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX |
|
| WR | 
|
Calvin Ridley - TEN | 24.7 | 12.8 | Chris Olave - NO | 
|
| TE | 
|
Tyler Conklin - NYJ | 2 | 2.2 | Colby Parkinson - LAR | 
|
| K |
|
Jake Elliott - PHI | 7 | 3 | Matt Gay - IND | 
|
| DEF |
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 11 | 11 | New York Jets - NYJ |
|
| Total | 113.8 | 93.28 | ||||
| Winner | Shotgun Bob (+20.52) | |||||
| Position | |
Team Harris | jacksons team | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Brock Purdy - SF | 13.96 | 17.22 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 
|
| RB |
|
J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 20.1 | 9.8 | Aaron Jones - MIN | 
|
| RB | 
|
Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 5.2 | 17.4 | Jordan Mason - SF |
|
| WR | 
|
Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 18 | 7.7 | Cooper Kupp - LAR |
|
| WR |
|
Calvin Ridley - TEN | 24.7 | 20.6 | DeVonta Smith - PHI |
|
| WR |
|
Chris Godwin - TB | 24.7 | 7.2 | Mike Evans - TB |
|
| TE |
|
Trey McBride - ARI | 18.7 | 4.1 | Dalton Schultz - HOU |
|
| K | 
|
Cairo Santos - CHI | 11 | 10 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 
|
| DEF |
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 11 | 2 | Indianapolis Colts - IND |
|
| Total | 147.36 | 96.02 | ||||
| Winner | Team Harris (+51.34) | |||||
| Position | |
Beat My Meat to Zeke | hancocky bastards | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 23.82 | 14.3 | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 
|
| RB | 
|
James Conner - ARI | 19.4 | 8.1 | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 
|
| RB | 
|
Javonte Williams - DEN | 11.5 | 13.1 | Josh Jacobs - GB | 
|
| WR |
|
Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 29 | 10.2 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 
|
| WR |
|
Rashee Rice - KC | 18.5 | 14.4 | Jameson Williams - DET |
|
| WR |
|
Demarcus Robinson - LAR | 7 | 0 | Christian Watson - GB | 
|
| TE |
|
Trey McBride - ARI | 18.7 | 18.7 | Trey McBride - ARI |
|
| K |
|
Jake Elliott - PHI | 7 | 4 | Joshua Karty - LAR |
|
| DEF |
|
Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 12 | 0 | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 
|
| Total | 146.92 | 82.8 | ||||
| Winner | Beat My Meat to Zeke (+64.12) | |||||
| Position | |
Riley Read Option | Up!!! |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Justin Herbert - LAC | 11 | 23.82 | Jalen Hurts - PHI |
|
| RB | 
|
Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 17 | 16.2 | Bijan Robinson - ATL |
|
| RB |
|
Jordan Mason - SF | 17.4 | 15.2 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 
|
| WR |
|
Zay Flowers - BAL | 22.1 | 27.5 | Nico Collins - HOU |
|
| WR | 
|
Allen Lazard - NYJ | 3.1 | 4.9 | George Pickens - PIT | 
|
| WR |
|
DeVonta Smith - PHI | 20.6 | 5.3 | Rome Odunze - CHI | 
|
| TE | 
|
Cade Otton - TB | -0.4 | 7.9 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 
|
| K | 
|
Austin Seibert - WAS | 22 | 16 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 
|
| DEF |
|
Indianapolis Colts - IND | 2 | 12 | Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT |
|
| Total | 114.8 | 128.82 | ||||
| Winner | Up!!! (+14.02) | |||||
| Position |  |
Dez Still Caught It | The Saginasty Lannisters | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Baker Mayfield - TB | 18.8 | 13.44 | Jayden Daniels - WAS |
|
| RB |
|
Josh Jacobs - GB | 13.1 | 16.6 | Derrick Henry - BAL |
|
| RB |
|
J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 20.1 | 8.4 | Najee Harris - PIT |
|
| WR |
|
Mike Evans - TB | 7.2 | 28.9 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 
|
| WR |
|
Brandin Cooks - DAL | 3.6 | 0 | Keenan Allen - CHI | 
|
| WR |
|
Jameson Williams - DET | 14.4 | 0 | Christian Watson - GB |
|
| TE |
|
Colby Parkinson - LAR | 2.2 | 7.9 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT |
|
| K |
|
Cameron Dicker - LAC | 10 | 10 | Cameron Dicker - LAC |
|
| DEF |
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 11 | 5 | Seattle Seahawks - SEA |
|
| Total | 100.4 | 90.24 | ||||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It (+10.16) | |||||
| Position | |
Alpha Females | Gamecocks | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Matthew Stafford - LAR | 6.64 | 6.64 | Matthew Stafford - LAR |
|
| RB |
|
James Cook - BUF | 28.5 | 16.1 | Isiah Pacheco - KC |
|
| RB | 
|
De'Von Achane - MIA | 29.5 | 8.2 | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 
|
| WR | 
|
DeAndre Hopkins - TEN | 1.9 | 7.7 | Cooper Kupp - LAR |
|
| WR |
|
Nico Collins - HOU | 27.5 | 3.6 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 
|
| WR |
|
DeVonta Smith - PHI | 20.6 | 7 | Demarcus Robinson - LAR |
|
| TE |
|
Isaiah Likely - BAL | 4.6 | 6.7 | Cole Kmet - CHI | 
|
| K |
|
Jake Moody - SF | 5 | 9 | Chris Boswell - PIT |
|
| DEF | 
|
Dallas Cowboys - DAL | -1 | 16 | Houston Texans - HOU |
|
| Total | 123.24 | 80.94 | ||||
| Winner | Alpha Females (+42.3) | |||||
| Position | |
Mike “Big Mac” Big Mac | Jordan Loves Younghoes | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jayden Daniels - WAS | 13.44 | 12.98 | Malik Willis - GB |
|
| RB |
|
Josh Jacobs - GB | 13.1 | 28.5 | James Cook - BUF |
|
| RB |
|
J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 20.1 | 8.2 | D'Andre Swift - CHI |
|
| WR |
|
Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 10.2 | 5.7 | Jauan Jennings - SF |
|
| WR | 
|
Christian Kirk - JAX | 0.9 | 14.4 | Jalen Nailor - MIN | 
|
| WR |
|
Jauan Jennings - SF | 5.7 | 4 | Adam Thielen - CAR |
|
| TE |
|
Evan Engram - JAX | 0 | 0 | Charlie Woerner - ATL | 
|
| K |
|
Cameron Dicker - LAC | 10 | 6 | Wil Lutz - DEN | 
|
| DEF |
|
Indianapolis Colts - IND | 2 | -1 | Dallas Cowboys - DAL |
|
| Total | 75.44 | 78.78 | ||||
| Winner | Jordan Loves Younghoes (+3.34) | |||||
| Position | |
Freakofnature | Pay Day Gray | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 23.82 | 6.64 | Matthew Stafford - LAR |
|
| RB |
|
Jordan Mason - SF | 17.4 | 8.4 | Najee Harris - PIT |
|
| RB |
|
Joe Mixon - HOU | 8 | 17.9 | Zach Charbonnet - SEA |
|
| WR |
|
Cooper Kupp - LAR | 7.7 | 11.3 | DJ Moore - CHI | 
|
| WR |
|
DeVonta Smith - PHI | 20.6 | 18 | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF |
|
| WR |
|
Zay Flowers - BAL | 22.1 | 27.5 | Nico Collins - HOU |
|
| TE |
|
Trey McBride - ARI | 18.7 | 2 | Jordan Akins - CLE | 
|
| K |
|
Jake Moody - SF | 5 | 10 | Harrison Butker - KC |
|
| DEF |
|
New York Jets - NYJ | 11 | 9 | Baltimore Ravens - BAL |
|
| Total | 134.32 | 110.74 | ||||
| Winner | Freakofnature (+23.58) | |||||
| Position | |
Anthony’s Richer Son | Endzone Jones | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Matthew Stafford - LAR | 6.64 | 16.38 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 
|
| RB |
|
Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 17.9 | 17.6 | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 
|
| RB |
|
Derrick Henry - BAL | 16.6 | 16.1 | Isiah Pacheco - KC |
|
| WR |
|
Malik Nabers - NYG | 28.7 | 19 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 
|
| WR |
|
Chris Godwin - TB | 24.7 | 7.7 | Cooper Kupp - LAR |
|
| WR |
|
Ladd McConkey - LAC | 4.6 | 28.7 | Malik Nabers - NYG |
|
| TE |
|
Dallas Goedert - PHI | 6.8 | 16.1 | Mike Gesicki - CIN | 
|
| K |
|
Cameron Dicker - LAC | 10 | 11 | Brayden Narveson - GB | 
|
| DEF |
|
Indianapolis Colts - IND | 2 | 11 | New York Jets - NYJ |
|
| Total | 117.94 | 143.58 | ||||
| Winner | Endzone Jones (+25.64) | |||||
| Position |  |
Skid Marks | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 23.82 | 13.44 | Jayden Daniels - WAS |
|
| RB |
|
Derrick Henry - BAL | 16.6 | 29.5 | De'Von Achane - MIA |
|
| RB |
|
Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 14.6 | 17.4 | Jordan Mason - SF |
|
| WR |
|
CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 19 | 10.2 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ |
|
| WR |
|
Chris Godwin - TB | 24.7 | 8.3 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 
|
| WR |
|
DJ Moore - CHI | 11.3 | 22.1 | Zay Flowers - BAL |
|
| TE | 
|
Mark Andrews - BAL | 9.1 | 2 | Tyler Conklin - NYJ |
|
| K |
|
Harrison Butker - KC | 10 | 10 | Cameron Dicker - LAC |
|
| DEF |
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 11 | 11 | New York Jets - NYJ |
|
| Total | 140.12 | 123.94 | ||||
| Winner | Skid Marks (+16.18) | |||||
| Position | |
Drew Crew | Green Bowl Packers | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Matthew Stafford - LAR | 6.64 | 13.44 | Jayden Daniels - WAS |
|
| RB |
|
J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 20.1 | 17.4 | Jordan Mason - SF |
|
| RB |
|
Jordan Mason - SF | 17.4 | 17.9 | Zach Charbonnet - SEA |
|
| WR |
|
Cooper Kupp - LAR | 7.7 | 4.9 | George Pickens - PIT |
|
| WR |
|
DK Metcalf - SEA | 28.9 | 0 | Chris Blair - ATL | 
|
| WR | 
|
Treylon Burks - TEN | 0 | 8.2 | Terry McLaurin - WAS |
|
| TE | 
|
Jake Ferguson - DAL | 0 | 18.8 | Brock Bowers - LV | 
|
| K |
|
Cairo Santos - CHI | 11 | 20 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU |
|
| DEF |
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 11 | 11 | LA Chargers - LAC |
|
| Total | 102.74 | 111.64 | ||||
| Winner | Green Bowl Packers (+8.9) | |||||
| Position |  |
Kingpins of Crime | She Sucks My Boswell |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Lamar Jackson - BAL | 16.38 | 6.64 | Matthew Stafford - LAR |
|
| RB |
|
Saquon Barkley - PHI | 17.6 | 17.9 | Zach Charbonnet - SEA |
|
| RB |
|
Najee Harris - PIT | 8.4 | 3.2 | Jeff Wilson Jr. - MIA | 
|
| WR |
|
DeVonta Smith - PHI | 20.6 | 8.2 | Terry McLaurin - WAS |
|
| WR |
|
Brandin Cooks - DAL | 3.6 | 4.5 | Diontae Johnson - CAR |
|
| WR |
|
Chris Godwin - TB | 24.7 | 3.6 | Brandin Cooks - DAL |
|
| TE |
|
Mike Gesicki - CIN | 16.1 | 7.9 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT |
|
| K |
|
Brayden Narveson - GB | 11 | 6 | Greg Zuerlein - NYJ |
|
| DEF |
|
New York Jets - NYJ | 11 | 11 | LA Chargers - LAC |
|
| Total | 129.38 | 68.94 | ||||
| Winner | Kingpins of Crime (+60.44) | |||||
