| Position |  |
Skid Marks | Dez Still Caught It |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Bo Nix - DEN | 5.8 | 22.92 | Baker Mayfield - TB | 
|
| RB | 
|
Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 38.2 | 10.1 | David Montgomery - DET | 
|
| RB | 
|
J.K. Dobbins - DEN | 9.4 | 28 | TreVeyon Henderson - NE | 
|
| WR | 
|
Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 19.4 | 12.1 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 
|
| WR | 
|
Ladd McConkey - LAC | 20.7 | 15.6 | Stefon Diggs - NE | 
|
| WR |
|
Stefon Diggs - NE | 15.6 | 20.2 | Tez Johnson - TB | 
|
| TE | 
|
Brock Bowers - LV | 3.7 | 4.3 | Oronde Gadsden - LAC | 
|
| K | 
|
Michael Badgley - IND | 5 | 13 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Cleveland Browns - CLE | 8 | 4 | Carolina Panthers - CAR | 
|
| Total | 125.8 | 130.22 | ||||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It (+4.42) | |||||
| Position |  |
Depressed Colts Fan | Bad at This | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jordan Love - GB | 7.84 | 24.8 | Jared Goff - DET | 
|
| RB | 
|
Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 8 | 15.9 | Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN | 
|
| RB |
|
David Montgomery - DET | 10.1 | 10.7 | James Cook III - BUF | 
|
| WR | 
|
Puka Nacua - LAR | 17.4 | 20.7 | Ladd McConkey - LAC |
|
| WR | 
|
Matthew Golden - GB | 0 | 12.9 | Darius Slayton - NYG | 
|
| WR | 
|
A.J. Brown - PHI | 3.3 | 6.5 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 
|
| TE |
|
Oronde Gadsden - LAC | 4.3 | 18.3 | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 
|
| K |
|
Cameron Dicker - LAC | 13 | 0 | Brandon McManus - GB | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 12 | 4 | Carolina Panthers - CAR |
|
| Total | 75.94 | 113.8 | ||||
| Winner | Bad at This (+37.86) | |||||
| Position |  |
Scrantonicity 7 | Hock Out With My KOC Out | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Aidan O'Connell - LV | 0 | 26.28 | Jaxson Dart - NYG | 
|
| RB | 
|
Christian McCaffrey - SF | 17.6 | 10.7 | James Cook III - BUF |
|
| RB | 
|
Saquon Barkley - PHI | 13.1 | 8.1 | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 
|
| WR | 
|
Romeo Doubs - GB | 1.5 | 6.5 | Jordan Addison - MIN |
|
| WR | 
|
Rashid Shaheed - SEA | 3.3 | 12.9 | Deebo Samuel - WAS | 
|
| WR | 
|
Calvin Austin III - PIT | 3.4 | 0 | DJ Moore - CHI | 
|
| TE |
|
Oronde Gadsden - LAC | 4.3 | 10.3 | Sam LaPorta - DET | 
|
| K | 
|
Jason Myers - SEA | 15 | 1 | Matt Prater - BUF | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Detroit Lions - DET | 4 | 4 | Carolina Panthers - CAR |
|
| Total | 62.2 | 79.78 | ||||
| Winner | Hock Out With My KOC Out (+17.58) | |||||
| Position | |
Zurich Fins | Ward and Peace | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Josh Allen - BUF | 19.34 | 19.34 | Josh Allen - BUF |
|
| RB |
|
James Cook III - BUF | 10.7 | 40.5 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 
|
| RB | 
|
Quinshon Judkins - CLE | 10.5 | 10.7 | James Cook III - BUF |
|
| WR | 
|
Justin Jefferson - MIN | 7.7 | 23.5 | Emeka Egbuka - TB | 
|
| WR | 
|
Josh Downs - IND | 1.3 | 6.5 | Jordan Addison - MIN |
|
| WR | 
|
Danny Gray - PHI | 0 | 16.9 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 
|
| TE | 
|
Darrell Daniels - DET | 0 | 10.3 | Sam LaPorta - DET |
|
| K |
|
Matt Prater - BUF | 1 | 6 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Buffalo Bills - BUF | 2 | 8 | Cleveland Browns - CLE |
|
| Total | 52.54 | 141.74 | ||||
| Winner | Ward and Peace (+89.2) | |||||
| Position | |
Riley Read Option | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Justin Herbert - LAC | 14.7 | 14.7 | Justin Herbert - LAC |
|
| RB | 
|
Kimani Vidal - LAC | 17.8 | 28 | TreVeyon Henderson - NE |
|
| RB |
|
Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 38.2 | 10.1 | David Montgomery - DET |
|
| WR | 
|
Davante Adams - LAR | 19.7 | 15.6 | Stefon Diggs - NE |
|
| WR | 
|
Jauan Jennings - SF | 17.1 | 23.9 | Jameson Williams - DET | 
|
| WR | 
|
Quentin Johnston - LAC | 9.2 | 6.5 | Jordan Addison - MIN |
|
| TE | 
|
George Kittle - SF | 23.4 | 8.4 | Harold Fannin Jr. - CLE | 
|
| K |
|
Cameron Dicker - LAC | 13 | 15 | Jason Myers - SEA |
|
| DEF |
|
Detroit Lions - DET | 4 | 4 | Carolina Panthers - CAR |
|
| Total | 157.1 | 126.2 | ||||
| Winner | Riley Read Option (+30.9) | |||||
| Position |  |
The Los Angeles ICE-melters | Krusty Krab Pizzas | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Bryce Young - CAR | 1.56 | 9.82 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 
|
| RB | 
|
Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 14.3 | 15.9 | Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN |
|
| RB |
|
David Montgomery - DET | 10.1 | 10.7 | James Cook III - BUF |
|
| WR | 
|
Quez Watkins - PHI | 0 | 3.6 | Adam Thielen - MIN | 
|
| WR |
|
Quentin Johnston - LAC | 9.2 | 1.3 | Christian Kirk - HOU | 
|
| WR | 
|
Tetairoa McMillan - CAR | 11 | 3.3 | Rashid Shaheed - SEA |
|
| TE | 
|
Juwan Johnson - NO | 19.2 | 2 | Taysom Hill - NO | 
|
| K |
|
Jason Myers - SEA | 15 | 8 | Younghoe Koo - NYG | 
|
| DEF |
|
Cleveland Browns - CLE | 8 | 16 | LA Chargers - LAC | 
|
| Total | 88.36 | 70.62 | ||||
| Winner | The Los Angeles ICE-melters (+17.74) | |||||
| Position | |
Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Drew Crew | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jaxson Dart - NYG | 26.28 | 26.9 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 
|
| RB | 
|
RJ Harvey - DEN | 3.8 | 8 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA |
|
| RB | 
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 22.4 | 38.2 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET |
|
| WR | 
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 3.9 | 16.8 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 
|
| WR |
|
Darius Slayton - NYG | 12.9 | 12.1 | Zay Flowers - BAL |
|
| WR |
|
Jordan Addison - MIN | 6.5 | 6.5 | Christian Watson - GB | 
|
| TE | 
|
Theo Johnson - NYG | 14.5 | 6.3 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 
|
| K |
|
Cameron Dicker - LAC | 13 | 13 | Tyler Loop - BAL | 
|
| DEF |
|
Carolina Panthers - CAR | 4 | 20 | New York Jets - NYJ | 
|
| Total | 107.28 | 147.8 | ||||
| Winner | Drew Crew (+40.52) | |||||
| Position |  |
She Sucks My Boswell | Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Justin Herbert - LAC | 14.7 | 19.34 | Josh Allen - BUF |
|
| RB | 
|
Josh Jacobs - GB | 19.7 | 10.7 | James Cook III - BUF |
|
| RB |
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 22.4 | 28 | TreVeyon Henderson - NE |
|
| WR |
|
Ladd McConkey - LAC | 20.7 | 23.9 | Jameson Williams - DET |
|
| WR |
|
Davante Adams - LAR | 19.7 | 17.1 | Jauan Jennings - SF |
|
| WR |
|
Jameson Williams - DET | 23.9 | 9.2 | Quentin Johnston - LAC |
|
| TE | 
|
Kyle Pitts Sr. - ATL | 5.8 | 5.7 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 
|
| K | 
|
Chris Boswell - PIT | 5 | 9 | Nick Folk - NYJ | 
|
| DEF |
|
Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 12 | 21 | Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 
|
| Total | 143.9 | 143.94 | ||||
| Winner | Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade (+0.04) | |||||
| Position | |
The Good Guys | Beaver Blitz |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Justin Herbert - LAC | 14.7 | 26.28 | Jaxson Dart - NYG |
|
| RB | 
|
Kyle Monangai - CHI | 8.8 | 19.7 | Josh Jacobs - GB |
|
| RB | 
|
Jaylen Warren - PIT | 11.1 | 8.8 | Kyle Monangai - CHI |
|
| WR |
|
DJ Moore - CHI | 0 | 24.4 | Drake London - ATL | 
|
| WR |
|
Quentin Johnston - LAC | 9.2 | 0 | Tory Horton - SEA | 
|
| WR |
|
Jameson Williams - DET | 23.9 | 19.7 | Davante Adams - LAR |
|
| TE | 
|
Colston Loveland - CHI | 9.5 | 9.5 | Colston Loveland - CHI |
|
| K |
|
Cairo Santos - CHI | 6 | 0 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 
|
| DEF |
|
Cleveland Browns - CLE | 8 | 8 | Cleveland Browns - CLE |
|
| Total | 91.2 | 116.38 | ||||
| Winner | Beaver Blitz (+25.18) | |||||
| Position | |
Green Bowl Packers | TheNuke | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Justin Herbert - LAC | 14.7 | 25.1 | Caleb Williams - CHI | 
|
| RB |
|
De'Von Achane - MIA | 40.5 | 11.4 | Derrick Henry - BAL | 
|
| RB |
|
Jaylen Warren - PIT | 11.1 | 28 | TreVeyon Henderson - NE |
|
| WR | 
|
Nico Collins - HOU | 22.6 | 16.8 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET |
|
| WR |
|
Christian Watson - GB | 6.5 | 1.5 | Olamide Zaccheaus - CHI | 
|
| WR |
|
Tetairoa McMillan - CAR | 11 | 0 | Tory Horton - SEA |
|
| TE | 
|
Mark Andrews - BAL | 10.4 | 0 | Dalton Keene - HOU | 
|
| K |
|
Michael Badgley - IND | 5 | 0 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU |
|
| DEF |
|
Carolina Panthers - CAR | 4 | 0 | Dallas Cowboys - DAL | 
|
| Total | 125.8 | 82.8 | ||||
| Winner | Green Bowl Packers (+43) | |||||
| Position | |
hancocky bastards | Southport Skegs |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 12.02 | 18.1 | Drake Maye - NE | 
|
| RB |
|
Saquon Barkley - PHI | 13.1 | 8 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA |
|
| RB | 
|
Emanuel Wilson - GB | 1.4 | 8.8 | Kyle Monangai - CHI |
|
| WR |
|
A.J. Brown - PHI | 3.3 | 3.9 | Keenan Allen - LAC | 
|
| WR |
|
Romeo Doubs - GB | 1.5 | 23.5 | Emeka Egbuka - TB |
|
| WR |
|
DeVonta Smith - PHI | 16.9 | 0 | DJ Moore - CHI |
|
| TE | 
|
Dallas Goedert - PHI | 8.3 | 9.5 | Colston Loveland - CHI |
|
| K |
|
Brandon McManus - GB | 0 | 5 | Chris Boswell - PIT |
|
| DEF |
|
Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 12 | 21 | Seattle Seahawks - SEA |
|
| Total | 68.52 | 97.8 | ||||
| Winner | Southport Skegs (+29.28) | |||||
| Position |  |
Kingpins of Crime | Up!!! |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jaxson Dart - NYG | 26.28 | 26.28 | Jaxson Dart - NYG |
|
| RB |
|
Kyle Monangai - CHI | 8.8 | 19.7 | Josh Jacobs - GB |
|
| RB |
|
Jaylen Warren - PIT | 11.1 | 8 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA |
|
| WR | 
|
Parker Washington - JAX | 17.9 | 23.5 | Emeka Egbuka - TB |
|
| WR |
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 3.9 | 17.1 | Jauan Jennings - SF |
|
| WR |
|
Zay Flowers - BAL | 12.1 | 12.8 | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 
|
| TE |
|
Oronde Gadsden - LAC | 4.3 | 3.7 | Brock Bowers - LV |
|
| K | 
|
Chase McLaughlin - TB | 5 | 5 | Chris Boswell - PIT |
|
| DEF | 
|
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB | -1 | 21 | Seattle Seahawks - SEA |
|
| Total | 88.38 | 137.08 | ||||
| Winner | Up!!! (+48.7) | |||||
| Position |  |
Rusty Ryan and the All Reds | WinnersWin | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jaxson Dart - NYG | 26.28 | 4.92 | Sam Darnold - SEA | 
|
| RB |
|
RJ Harvey - DEN | 3.8 | 17.6 | Christian McCaffrey - SF |
|
| RB | 
|
Rico Dowdle - CAR | 15.3 | 11.1 | Jaylen Warren - PIT |
|
| WR |
|
Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 16.8 | 0 | Tory Horton - SEA |
|
| WR |
|
Khalil Shakir - BUF | 12.8 | 17.1 | Jauan Jennings - SF |
|
| WR |
|
Christian Watson - GB | 6.5 | 18.4 | Alec Pierce - IND | 
|
| TE |
|
Theo Johnson - NYG | 14.5 | 5.7 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF |
|
| K |
|
Chris Boswell - PIT | 5 | 13 | Cam Little - JAX | 
|
| DEF |
|
Buffalo Bills - BUF | 2 | 5 | Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 
|
| Total | 102.98 | 92.82 | ||||
| Winner | Rusty Ryan and the All Reds (+10.16) | |||||
| Position | |
Oodles of Noodles | Freakofnature | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Bryce Young - CAR | 1.56 | 16.64 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 
|
| RB | 
|
Khalil Herbert - NYJ | 0 | 15.3 | Rico Dowdle - CAR |
|
| RB | 
|
Tyjae Spears - TEN | 0 | 22.4 | Kyren Williams - LAR |
|
| WR | 
|
Zay Jones - ARI | 0 | 12.1 | Zay Flowers - BAL |
|
| WR | 
|
Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 12.2 | 1.3 | Josh Downs - IND |
|
| WR | 
|
Curtis Samuel - BUF | 3.1 | 16.9 | DeVonta Smith - PHI |
|
| TE | 
|
Logan Thomas - SF | 0 | 4.3 | Oronde Gadsden - LAC |
|
| K | 
|
Anders Carlson - SF | 0 | 13 | Cameron Dicker - LAC |
|
| DEF | 
|
Washington Commanders - WAS | -7 | 8 | Cleveland Browns - CLE |
|
| Total | 9.86 | 109.94 | ||||
| Winner | Freakofnature (+100.08) | |||||
| Position | |
Woke Up and Chose Violence | In the Lannisters We Trust |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jaxson Dart - NYG | 26.28 | 24.8 | Jared Goff - DET |
|
| RB |
|
J.K. Dobbins - DEN | 9.4 | 8.8 | Kyle Monangai - CHI |
|
| RB |
|
TreVeyon Henderson - NE | 28 | 8 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA |
|
| WR | 
|
Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 14.3 | 6.1 | Sterling Shepard - TB | 
|
| WR |
|
Jordan Addison - MIN | 6.5 | 4 | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 
|
| WR |
|
Jameson Williams - DET | 23.9 | 23.5 | Emeka Egbuka - TB |
|
| TE |
|
Oronde Gadsden - LAC | 4.3 | 5.7 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF |
|
| K | 
|
Eddy Pineiro - SF | 0 | 0 | Eddy Pineiro - SF |
|
| DEF |
|
Buffalo Bills - BUF | 2 | 8 | Cleveland Browns - CLE |
|
| Total | 114.68 | 88.9 | ||||
| Winner | Woke Up and Chose Violence (+25.78) | |||||
| Position | |
Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | Cooper Station | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Drake Maye - NE | 18.1 | 4.92 | Sam Darnold - SEA |
|
| RB |
|
David Montgomery - DET | 10.1 | 15.3 | Rico Dowdle - CAR |
|
| RB |
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 22.4 | 10.1 | David Montgomery - DET |
|
| WR |
|
Emeka Egbuka - TB | 23.5 | 16.9 | DeVonta Smith - PHI |
|
| WR | 
|
Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 0 | 12.1 | Zay Flowers - BAL |
|
| WR |
|
Christian Watson - GB | 6.5 | 0 | DJ Moore - CHI |
|
| TE |
|
Dallas Goedert - PHI | 8.3 | 5.7 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF |
|
| K | 
|
Harrison Mevis - LAR | 6 | 15 | Jason Myers - SEA |
|
| DEF | 
|
Baltimore Ravens - BAL | 6 | 8 | Cleveland Browns - CLE |
|
| Total | 100.9 | 88.02 | ||||
| Winner | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? (+12.88) | |||||
| Position | |
Endzone Jones | Pay Day Gray | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jaxson Dart - NYG | 26.28 | 26.9 | Matthew Stafford - LAR |
|
| RB |
|
Quinshon Judkins - CLE | 10.5 | 10.7 | James Cook III - BUF |
|
| RB |
|
James Cook III - BUF | 10.7 | 3.8 | RJ Harvey - DEN |
|
| WR |
|
Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 12.2 | 3.3 | A.J. Brown - PHI |
|
| WR |
|
Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 16.8 | 23.5 | Emeka Egbuka - TB |
|
| WR |
|
Jameson Williams - DET | 23.9 | 6.5 | Jordan Addison - MIN |
|
| TE |
|
Sam LaPorta - DET | 10.3 | 8.4 | Harold Fannin Jr. - CLE |
|
| K |
|
Cairo Santos - CHI | 6 | 13 | Cam Little - JAX |
|
| DEF |
|
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB | -1 | 7 | Indianapolis Colts - IND | 
|
| Total | 115.68 | 103.1 | ||||
| Winner | Endzone Jones (+12.58) | |||||
| Position | |
Fighting Methodists | Jordan Loves Younghoes | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jaxson Dart - NYG | 26.28 | 7.84 | Jordan Love - GB |
|
| RB | 
|
Alvin Kamara - NO | 14.5 | 9.4 | J.K. Dobbins - DEN |
|
| RB | 
|
D'Andre Swift - CHI | 14.8 | 10.5 | Quinshon Judkins - CLE |
|
| WR | 
|
Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 20.3 | 20.7 | Ladd McConkey - LAC |
|
| WR |
|
Darius Slayton - NYG | 12.9 | 24.4 | Drake London - ATL |
|
| WR |
|
Jauan Jennings - SF | 17.1 | 17.4 | Puka Nacua - LAR |
|
| TE |
|
Sam LaPorta - DET | 10.3 | 3.7 | Brock Bowers - LV |
|
| K | 
|
Will Reichard - MIN | 9 | 0 | Brandon McManus - GB |
|
| DEF |
|
Buffalo Bills - BUF | 2 | 8 | Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX | 
|
| Total | 127.18 | 101.94 | ||||
| Winner | Fighting Methodists (+25.24) | |||||
