| Position |  |
The Los Angeles ICE-melters | Oodles of Noodles |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jacoby Brissett - ARI | 18.68 | 0 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 
|
| RB | 
|
Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 13.1 | 0 | - | |
| RB | 
|
Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN | 8.7 | 0 | - | |
| WR | 
|
Michael Wilson - ARI | 21.8 | 0 | - | |
| WR | 
|
Tez Johnson - TB | 12.3 | 0 | - | |
| WR | 
|
Ricky Pearsall - SF | 2.8 | 0 | - | |
| TE | 
|
Kyle Pitts Sr. - ATL | 4.5 | 0 | - | |
| K | 
|
Chase McLaughlin - TB | 1 | 0 | - | |
| DEF | 
|
San Francisco 49ers - SF | 10 | 0 | - | |
| Total | 92.88 | 0 | ||||
| Winner | The Los Angeles ICE-melters (+92.88) | |||||
| Position |  |
Rusty Ryan and the All Reds | Jordan Loves Younghoes | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Brock Purdy - SF | 7.32 | 22.92 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 
|
| RB | 
|
Woody Marks - HOU | 7.9 | 8.3 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 
|
| RB |
|
Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 13.1 | 21.9 | James Cook III - BUF | 
|
| WR | 
|
A.J. Brown - PHI | 25 | 16 | Chris Olave - NO | 
|
| WR | 
|
Tre Tucker - LV | 5.8 | 29.9 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 
|
| WR |
|
Michael Wilson - ARI | 21.8 | 4 | Stefon Diggs - NE | 
|
| TE | 
|
Hunter Henry - NE | 24.5 | 16.9 | Trey McBride - ARI | 
|
| K |
|
Chase McLaughlin - TB | 1 | 18 | Andy Borregales - NE | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 6 | 6 | Seattle Seahawks - SEA |
|
| Total | 112.42 | 143.92 | ||||
| Winner | Jordan Loves Younghoes (+31.5) | |||||
| Position |  |
Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade | Pay Day Gray | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 30.86 | 7.32 | Brock Purdy - SF |
|
| RB | 
|
Christian McCaffrey - SF | 27.2 | 14.7 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 
|
| RB | 
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 5.8 | 5.6 | Sean Tucker - TB | 
|
| WR | 
|
Emeka Egbuka - TB | 6.2 | 16.4 | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 
|
| WR | 
|
Jakobi Meyers - JAX | 15 | 18.1 | Parker Washington - JAX | 
|
| WR | 
|
Zay Flowers - BAL | 11.9 | 16.7 | Puka Nacua - LAR | 
|
| TE | 
|
Brock Bowers - LV | 11.5 | 16.9 | Trey McBride - ARI |
|
| K | 
|
Chris Boswell - PIT | 4 | 13 | Harrison Mevis - LAR | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Detroit Lions - DET | -3 | 7 | Las Vegas Raiders - LV | 
|
| Total | 109.46 | 115.72 | ||||
| Winner | Pay Day Gray (+6.26) | |||||
| Position | |
Ward and Peace | Beaver Blitz |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 30.86 | 8.26 | Bryce Young - CAR | 
|
| RB | 
|
Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 55.4 | 5.6 | Sean Tucker - TB |
|
| RB | 
|
TreVeyon Henderson - NE | 11.1 | 18.2 | Kenneth Gainwell - PIT | 
|
| WR |
|
Stefon Diggs - NE | 4 | 21.8 | Michael Wilson - ARI |
|
| WR | 
|
George Pickens - DAL | 29.6 | 11.5 | Tetairoa McMillan - CAR | 
|
| WR | 
|
Alec Pierce - IND | 3.6 | 8.5 | Nico Collins - HOU | 
|
| TE | 
|
George Kittle - SF | 13.8 | 3.8 | AJ Barner - SEA | 
|
| K | 
|
Tyler Loop - BAL | 11 | 18 | Andy Borregales - NE |
|
| DEF |
|
Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 6 | 10 | Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 
|
| Total | 165.36 | 105.66 | ||||
| Winner | Ward and Peace (+59.7) | |||||
| Position |  |
Skid Marks | Cooper DeJean is not my lover | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Lamar Jackson - BAL | 7.22 | 30.86 | Jalen Hurts - PHI |
|
| RB |
|
TreVeyon Henderson - NE | 11.1 | 55.4 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET |
|
| RB | 
|
Chase Brown - CIN | 15 | 11.1 | TreVeyon Henderson - NE |
|
| WR | 
|
Jameson Williams - DET | 0 | 25 | A.J. Brown - PHI |
|
| WR |
|
Michael Wilson - ARI | 21.8 | 14.4 | DK Metcalf - PIT | 
|
| WR | 
|
Jauan Jennings - SF | 15.1 | 8.1 | Tee Higgins - CIN | 
|
| TE |
|
Hunter Henry - NE | 24.5 | 13.8 | George Kittle - SF |
|
| K | 
|
Jason Myers - SEA | 13 | 11 | Tyler Loop - BAL |
|
| DEF |
|
Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 6 | 6 | Seattle Seahawks - SEA |
|
| Total | 113.72 | 175.66 | ||||
| Winner | Cooper DeJean is not my lover (+61.94) | |||||
| Position | |
Endzone Jones | Cooper Station | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Matthew Stafford - LAR | 22.92 | 7.32 | Brock Purdy - SF |
|
| RB |
|
TreVeyon Henderson - NE | 11.1 | 16.7 | Quinshon Judkins - CLE | 
|
| RB |
|
Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 13.1 | 1.7 | Bhayshul Tuten - JAX | 
|
| WR |
|
Michael Wilson - ARI | 21.8 | 16.7 | Puka Nacua - LAR |
|
| WR | 
|
Andrei Iosivas - CIN | 10.6 | 15.1 | Jauan Jennings - SF |
|
| WR |
|
Jakobi Meyers - JAX | 15 | 5.8 | Tre Tucker - LV |
|
| TE |
|
Hunter Henry - NE | 24.5 | 16.9 | Trey McBride - ARI |
|
| K |
|
Chase McLaughlin - TB | 1 | 13 | Harrison Mevis - LAR |
|
| DEF |
|
Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 6 | 7 | Las Vegas Raiders - LV |
|
| Total | 126.02 | 100.22 | ||||
| Winner | Endzone Jones (+25.8) | |||||
| Position |  |
Southport Skegs | WinnersWin | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Patrick Mahomes - KC | 17.08 | 7.32 | Brock Purdy - SF |
|
| RB | 
|
Saquon Barkley - PHI | 12.4 | 0 | Kendre Miller - NO | 
|
| RB |
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 5.8 | 0 | Keith Smith - ATL | 
|
| WR |
|
Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 29.9 | 0 | Dyami Brown - JAX | 
|
| WR | 
|
Justin Jefferson - MIN | 8.8 | 0 | Pokey Wilson - NYJ | 
|
| WR |
|
Ricky Pearsall - SF | 2.8 | 0 | Tyquan Thornton - KC | 
|
| TE | 
|
Tyler Warren - IND | 9.5 | 0 | Tanner Taula - TB | 
|
| K | 
|
Jake Bates - DET | 12 | 10 | Younghoe Koo - NYG | 
|
| DEF |
|
Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 10 | 10 | Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT |
|
| Total | 108.28 | 27.32 | ||||
| Winner | Southport Skegs (+80.96) | |||||
| Position |  |
In the Lannisters We Trust | Bad at This | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Brock Purdy - SF | 7.32 | 30.86 | Jalen Hurts - PHI |
|
| RB |
|
Saquon Barkley - PHI | 12.4 | 11.1 | TreVeyon Henderson - NE |
|
| RB | 
|
Michael Carter - ARI | 8.8 | 55.4 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET |
|
| WR |
|
Jakobi Meyers - JAX | 15 | 9.1 | Luther Burden III - CHI | 
|
| WR |
|
Ricky Pearsall - SF | 2.8 | 25 | A.J. Brown - PHI |
|
| WR | 
|
Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 2.9 | 14.4 | DK Metcalf - PIT |
|
| TE |
|
Trey McBride - ARI | 16.9 | 24.5 | Hunter Henry - NE |
|
| K |
|
Chase McLaughlin - TB | 1 | 6 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Atlanta Falcons - ATL | 15 | 6 | Seattle Seahawks - SEA |
|
| Total | 82.12 | 182.36 | ||||
| Winner | Bad at This (+100.24) | |||||
| Position | |
Riley Read Option | Dez Still Caught It |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 30.86 | 7.32 | Brock Purdy - SF |
|
| RB |
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 5.8 | 55.4 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET |
|
| RB |
|
TreVeyon Henderson - NE | 11.1 | 13.1 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA |
|
| WR |
|
Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 29.9 | 25 | A.J. Brown - PHI |
|
| WR | 
|
Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 37.1 | 21.8 | Michael Wilson - ARI |
|
| WR |
|
Tetairoa McMillan - CAR | 11.5 | 10.6 | Andrei Iosivas - CIN |
|
| TE |
|
Trey McBride - ARI | 16.9 | 8.4 | Travis Kelce - KC | 
|
| K |
|
Andy Borregales - NE | 18 | 4 | Daniel Carlson - LV | 
|
| DEF | 
|
New England Patriots - NE | 10 | 6 | Seattle Seahawks - SEA |
|
| Total | 171.16 | 151.62 | ||||
| Winner | Riley Read Option (+19.54) | |||||
| Position |  |
Scrantonicity 7 | Zurich Fins | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jacoby Brissett - ARI | 18.68 | 30.86 | Jalen Hurts - PHI |
|
| RB | 
|
Blake Corum - LAR | 2.4 | 55.4 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET |
|
| RB |
|
Michael Carter - ARI | 8.8 | 12.4 | Saquon Barkley - PHI |
|
| WR |
|
Darnell Mooney - ATL | 16.4 | 37.1 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA |
|
| WR | 
|
Davante Adams - LAR | 23.2 | 29.9 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET |
|
| WR | 
|
DeVonta Smith - PHI | 14.9 | 5.2 | Xavier Legette - CAR | 
|
| TE | 
|
Jake Ferguson - DAL | 11.1 | 8.4 | Travis Kelce - KC |
|
| K |
|
Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 6 | 11 | Tyler Loop - BAL |
|
| DEF | 
|
Cleveland Browns - CLE | 17 | 6 | Seattle Seahawks - SEA |
|
| Total | 118.48 | 196.26 | ||||
| Winner | Zurich Fins (+77.78) | |||||
| Position | |
Fighting Methodists | hancocky bastards | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Lamar Jackson - BAL | 7.22 | 7.32 | Brock Purdy - SF |
|
| RB |
|
Christian McCaffrey - SF | 27.2 | 12.1 | Javonte Williams - DAL | 
|
| RB |
|
Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 13.1 | 11.4 | Rico Dowdle - CAR | 
|
| WR |
|
Michael Wilson - ARI | 21.8 | 16 | Chris Olave - NO |
|
| WR |
|
Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 29.9 | 16.7 | Puka Nacua - LAR |
|
| WR | 
|
Khalil Shakir - BUF | 17 | 21.8 | Michael Wilson - ARI |
|
| TE |
|
Brock Bowers - LV | 11.5 | 13.8 | George Kittle - SF |
|
| K |
|
Jake Bates - DET | 12 | 1 | Chase McLaughlin - TB |
|
| DEF |
|
Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 6 | 17 | Cleveland Browns - CLE |
|
| Total | 145.72 | 117.12 | ||||
| Winner | Fighting Methodists (+28.6) | |||||
| Position |  |
Kingpins of Crime | Krusty Krab Pizzas | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jared Goff - DET | 17.16 | 7.06 | Jordan Love - GB | 
|
| RB |
|
TreVeyon Henderson - NE | 11.1 | 6.5 | Tyjae Spears - TEN | 
|
| RB | 
|
Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 20.6 | 4.7 | Devin Singletary - NYG | 
|
| WR |
|
Michael Wilson - ARI | 21.8 | 0 | Jayden Reed - GB | 
|
| WR |
|
Jauan Jennings - SF | 15.1 | 2.9 | Jerry Jeudy - CLE |
|
| WR |
|
Andrei Iosivas - CIN | 10.6 | 16.4 | Darnell Mooney - ATL |
|
| TE |
|
Travis Kelce - KC | 8.4 | 0 | David Njoku - CLE | 
|
| K | 
|
Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 12 | 5 | Chad Ryland - ARI | 
|
| DEF |
|
Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 6 | 6 | Seattle Seahawks - SEA |
|
| Total | 122.76 | 48.56 | ||||
| Winner | Kingpins of Crime (+74.2) | |||||
| Position | |
The Good Guys | Hock Out With My KOC Out | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 30.86 | 30.86 | Jalen Hurts - PHI |
|
| RB |
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 5.8 | 12.4 | Saquon Barkley - PHI |
|
| RB |
|
Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 13.1 | 11.1 | TreVeyon Henderson - NE |
|
| WR | 
|
Rome Odunze - CHI | 8.3 | 4 | Stefon Diggs - NE |
|
| WR |
|
DeVonta Smith - PHI | 14.9 | 11.5 | Tetairoa McMillan - CAR |
|
| WR |
|
Michael Wilson - ARI | 21.8 | 16.4 | Darnell Mooney - ATL |
|
| TE | 
|
Mark Andrews - BAL | 2.1 | 8.4 | Travis Kelce - KC |
|
| K | 
|
Michael Badgley - IND | 8 | 13 | Jason Myers - SEA |
|
| DEF | 
|
Green Bay Packers - GB | 18 | 12 | Baltimore Ravens - BAL | 
|
| Total | 122.86 | 119.66 | ||||
| Winner | The Good Guys (+3.2) | |||||
| Position | |
Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | She Sucks My Boswell |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jared Goff - DET | 17.16 | 16.84 | Daniel Jones - IND | 
|
| RB | 
|
Emanuel Wilson - GB | 26.5 | 7.9 | Woody Marks - HOU |
|
| RB |
|
Sean Tucker - TB | 5.6 | 26.5 | Emanuel Wilson - GB |
|
| WR |
|
DK Metcalf - PIT | 14.4 | 23.4 | DJ Moore - CHI | 
|
| WR |
|
A.J. Brown - PHI | 25 | 6.2 | Emeka Egbuka - TB |
|
| WR |
|
Jakobi Meyers - JAX | 15 | 21.8 | Michael Wilson - ARI |
|
| TE | 
|
Brock Wright - DET | 5.9 | 16.9 | Trey McBride - ARI |
|
| K | 
|
Jake Elliott - PHI | 2 | 18 | Andy Borregales - NE |
|
| DEF |
|
Las Vegas Raiders - LV | 7 | 17 | Cleveland Browns - CLE |
|
| Total | 118.56 | 154.54 | ||||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell (+35.98) | |||||
| Position | |
Green Bowl Packers | Woke Up and Chose Violence | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jordan Love - GB | 7.06 | 7.22 | Lamar Jackson - BAL |
|
| RB |
|
Emanuel Wilson - GB | 26.5 | 1.9 | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 
|
| RB |
|
Sean Tucker - TB | 5.6 | 7.9 | Woody Marks - HOU |
|
| WR |
|
Jakobi Meyers - JAX | 15 | 16 | Chris Olave - NO |
|
| WR |
|
Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 2.9 | 9.9 | Christian Watson - GB | 
|
| WR |
|
Rome Odunze - CHI | 8.3 | 21.8 | Michael Wilson - ARI |
|
| TE | 
|
Cade Otton - TB | 6.1 | 24.5 | Hunter Henry - NE |
|
| K |
|
Chris Boswell - PIT | 4 | 8 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 
|
| DEF |
|
Las Vegas Raiders - LV | 7 | 6 | Seattle Seahawks - SEA |
|
| Total | 82.46 | 103.22 | ||||
| Winner | Woke Up and Chose Violence (+20.76) | |||||
| Position | |
Drew Crew | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Patrick Mahomes - KC | 17.08 | 22.92 | Matthew Stafford - LAR |
|
| RB | 
|
Derrick Henry - BAL | 22.8 | 26.5 | Emanuel Wilson - GB |
|
| RB | 
|
Alvin Kamara - NO | 3.5 | 3.5 | Alvin Kamara - NO |
|
| WR |
|
Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 37.1 | 10.6 | Andrei Iosivas - CIN |
|
| WR | 
|
Rashee Rice - KC | 24.1 | 25 | A.J. Brown - PHI |
|
| WR |
|
Andrei Iosivas - CIN | 10.6 | 16.7 | Puka Nacua - LAR |
|
| TE |
|
Hunter Henry - NE | 24.5 | 16.9 | Trey McBride - ARI |
|
| K | 
|
Blake Grupe - NO | 2 | 13 | Cam Little - JAX | 
|
| DEF |
|
Green Bay Packers - GB | 18 | 6 | Seattle Seahawks - SEA |
|
| Total | 159.68 | 141.12 | ||||
| Winner | Drew Crew (+18.56) | |||||
| Position | |
Depressed Colts Fan | TheNuke | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Caleb Williams - CHI | 21.66 | 8.26 | Bryce Young - CAR |
|
| RB | 
|
Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 9.5 | 5.6 | Sean Tucker - TB |
|
| RB |
|
Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 20.6 | 18.2 | Kenneth Gainwell - PIT |
|
| WR | 
|
Drake London - ATL | 0 | 9.9 | Christian Watson - GB |
|
| WR |
|
DeVonta Smith - PHI | 14.9 | 11.5 | Tetairoa McMillan - CAR |
|
| WR |
|
Michael Wilson - ARI | 21.8 | 0 | Jameson Williams - DET |
|
| TE |
|
Travis Kelce - KC | 8.4 | 16.9 | Trey McBride - ARI |
|
| K | 
|
Harrison Butker - KC | 16 | 0 | Matthew Wright - WAS | 
|
| DEF |
|
Cleveland Browns - CLE | 17 | 6 | Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX | 
|
| Total | 129.86 | 76.36 | ||||
| Winner | Depressed Colts Fan (+53.5) | |||||
| Position | |
Freakofnature | Up!!! |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jacoby Brissett - ARI | 18.68 | 22.92 | Matthew Stafford - LAR |
|
| RB |
|
Alvin Kamara - NO | 3.5 | 5.8 | Kyren Williams - LAR |
|
| RB |
|
Sean Tucker - TB | 5.6 | 5.6 | Sean Tucker - TB |
|
| WR |
|
Michael Wilson - ARI | 21.8 | 16.7 | Puka Nacua - LAR |
|
| WR |
|
Jauan Jennings - SF | 15.1 | 6.2 | Jalen Coker - CAR | 
|
| WR |
|
Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 2.9 | 2.9 | Chris Godwin Jr. - TB | 
|
| TE |
|
George Kittle - SF | 13.8 | 6.1 | Cade Otton - TB |
|
| K | 
|
Ryan Fitzgerald - CAR | 2 | 13 | Harrison Mevis - LAR |
|
| DEF | 
|
Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 0 | 10 | San Francisco 49ers - SF |
|
| Total | 83.38 | 89.22 | ||||
| Winner | Up!!! (+5.84) | |||||
