2025-26 Week 13 Scores

Position Freakofnature Ward and Peace
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 16.3 11.62 Matthew Stafford - LAR
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 19.4 15.1 Jonathan Taylor - IND
RB TreVeyon Henderson - NE 11.6 10.4 Kenneth Walker III - SEA
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 35.2 13.2 Puka Nacua - LAR
WR Jameson Williams - DET 26.9 1.5 Khalil Shakir - BUF
WR Troy Franklin - DEN 4.1 4.1 Troy Franklin - DEN
TE Hunter Henry - NE 11.3 22.2 Trey McBride - ARI
K Andy Borregales - NE 14 7 Zane Gonzalez - ATL
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 28 1 Los Angeles Rams - LAR
Total 166.8 86.12
Winner Freakofnature (+80.68)
Position hancocky bastards Cooper DeJean is not my lover
QB Josh Allen - BUF 16.72 12.84 Justin Herbert - LAC
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 11.6 4.3 Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 15.1 6.5 Kenneth Gainwell - PIT
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 0 13.9 Ladd McConkey - LAC
WR Davante Adams - LAR 21.8 4.1 Troy Franklin - DEN
WR Troy Franklin - DEN 4.1 1.5 Khalil Shakir - BUF
TE Brock Bowers - LV 22.3 3.7 Oronde Gadsden - LAC
K Tyler Loop - BAL 2 14 Andy Borregales - NE
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 28 11 LA Chargers - LAC
Total 121.62 71.84
Winner hancocky bastards (+49.78)
Position Depressed Colts Fan Endzone Jones
QB Josh Allen - BUF 16.72 19.24 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Tony Pollard - TEN 5.3 5.1 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX
RB Bucky Irving - TB 16.1 6.5 Kenneth Gainwell - PIT
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 0 -0.1 Chimere Dike - TEN
WR Cooper Kupp - SEA 5.4 13.5 Kayshon Boutte - NE
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 7 18.3 Christian Watson - GB
TE Brenton Strange - JAX 13.5 8.9 Juwan Johnson - NO
K Cam Little - JAX 6 7 Zane Gonzalez - ATL
DEF Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX 14 11 LA Chargers - LAC
Total 84.02 89.44
Winner Endzone Jones (+5.42)
Position Kingpins of Crime The Good Guys
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 19.24 16.72 Josh Allen - BUF
RB Omarion Hampton - LAC 0 5.1 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX
RB Zach Charbonnet - SEA 11.2 5.6 Saquon Barkley - PHI
WR Chimere Dike - TEN -0.1 1.5 Khalil Shakir - BUF
WR Troy Franklin - DEN 4.1 35.2 A.J. Brown - PHI
WR Tyrell Shavers - BUF 0 21.5 Nico Collins - HOU
TE Theo Johnson - NYG 5.9 8.9 Juwan Johnson - NO
K Andy Borregales - NE 14 10 Chase McLaughlin - TB
DEF LA Chargers - LAC 11 14 Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX
Total 65.34 118.52
Winner The Good Guys (+53.18)
Position Oodles of Noodles Zurich Fins
QB Josh Allen - BUF 16.72 19.64 Jacoby Brissett - ARI
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 15.1 21.2 RJ Harvey - DEN
RB Tahj Brooks - CIN 0 17.4 Derrick Henry - BAL
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 4.3 5.6 Stefon Diggs - NE
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 13.2 4.5 Darnell Mooney - ATL
WR Davante Adams - LAR 21.8 3.6 Parker Washington - JAX
TE Brock Bowers - LV 22.3 8.7 Mark Andrews - BAL
K Jason Myers - SEA 19 9 Wil Lutz - DEN
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 28 14 Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX
Total 140.42 103.64
Winner Oodles of Noodles (+36.78)
Position Green Bowl Packers Who’s Nailin’ Jalen?
QB Jacoby Brissett - ARI 19.64 29.44 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB TreVeyon Henderson - NE 11.6 15.1 Jonathan Taylor - IND
RB Devin Neal - NO 9.9 17.4 Derrick Henry - BAL
WR Emeka Egbuka - TB 8.2 4.3 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA
WR Ladd McConkey - LAC 13.9 18 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR Jayden Higgins - HOU 11.5 21.8 Davante Adams - LAR
TE Trey McBride - ARI 22.2 13.5 Brenton Strange - JAX
K Cam Little - JAX 6 14 Andy Borregales - NE
DEF Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX 14 14 Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX
Total 116.94 147.54
Winner Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? (+30.6)
Position Bad at This Pay Day Gray
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 29.44 12.84 Justin Herbert - LAC
RB Derrick Henry - BAL 17.4 15.6 Breece Hall - NYJ
RB Chase Brown - CIN 18.3 5.1 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX
WR Rashee Rice - KC 29.4 21.5 Nico Collins - HOU
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 1.5 21.3 Jakobi Meyers - JAX
WR Stefon Diggs - NE 5.6 2.4 Justin Jefferson - MIN
TE Mark Andrews - BAL 8.7 22.3 Brock Bowers - LV
K Zane Gonzalez - ATL 7 19 Jason Myers - SEA
DEF Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX 14 6 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB
Total 131.34 126.04
Winner Bad at This (+5.3)
Position Southport Skegs Drew Crew
QB Bo Nix - DEN 16.44 6.54 Lamar Jackson - BAL
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 19.4 19.4 De'Von Achane - MIA
RB RJ Harvey - DEN 21.2 21.2 RJ Harvey - DEN
WR Michael Wilson - ARI 6.6 8.2 Emeka Egbuka - TB
WR Darnell Mooney - ATL 4.5 11.3 Tetairoa McMillan - CAR
WR Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 10.4 17.2 Courtland Sutton - DEN
TE Kyle Pitts Sr. - ATL 15.2 8.7 Mark Andrews - BAL
K Zane Gonzalez - ATL 7 14 Riley Patterson - MIA
DEF LA Chargers - LAC 11 14 Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX
Total 111.74 120.54
Winner Drew Crew (+8.8)
Position Rusty Ryan and the All Reds Riley Read Option
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 16.3 16.72 Josh Allen - BUF
RB Chase Brown - CIN 18.3 15.6 Breece Hall - NYJ
RB Kenneth Gainwell - PIT 6.5 21.2 RJ Harvey - DEN
WR Rashee Rice - KC 29.4 17.2 Courtland Sutton - DEN
WR Ladd McConkey - LAC 13.9 4.1 Troy Franklin - DEN
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 0.6 4.8 Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX
TE Trey McBride - ARI 22.2 0 Dalton Kincaid - BUF
K Cam Little - JAX 6 6 Matt Prater - BUF
DEF San Francisco 49ers - SF 12 12 San Francisco 49ers - SF
Total 125.2 97.62
Winner Rusty Ryan and the All Reds (+27.58)
Position In the Lannisters We Trust Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade
QB Drake Maye - NE 20.48 6.54 Lamar Jackson - BAL
RB Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG 4.3 30.3 Bijan Robinson - ATL
RB Jordan Mason - MIN 5.8 12.1 Ashton Jeanty - LV
WR Troy Franklin - DEN 4.1 4.3 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA
WR Kayshon Boutte - NE 13.5 17.2 Courtland Sutton - DEN
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 8.6 13.9 Ladd McConkey - LAC
TE Brock Bowers - LV 22.3 8.9 Juwan Johnson - NO
K Andy Borregales - NE 14 19 Jason Myers - SEA
DEF New England Patriots - NE 13 14 Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX
Total 106.08 126.24
Winner Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade (+20.16)
Position Jordan Loves Younghoes Dez Still Caught It
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 6.54 29.44 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB Chris Rodriguez Jr. - WAS 10.1 17.4 Derrick Henry - BAL
RB Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG 4.3 21.2 RJ Harvey - DEN
WR Christian Watson - GB 18.3 29.4 Rashee Rice - KC
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 24.2 3.6 Parker Washington - JAX
WR Tetairoa McMillan - CAR 11.3 13.5 Kayshon Boutte - NE
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 4.7 12.5 Dalton Schultz - HOU
K Tyler Loop - BAL 2 2 Tyler Loop - BAL
DEF San Francisco 49ers - SF 12 11 LA Chargers - LAC
Total 93.44 140.04
Winner Dez Still Caught It (+46.6)
Position Woke Up and Chose Violence She Sucks My Boswell
QB Jacoby Brissett - ARI 19.64 9.46 Caleb Williams - CHI
RB RJ Harvey - DEN 21.2 30.3 Bijan Robinson - ATL
RB Kenneth Gainwell - PIT 6.5 18.7 James Cook III - BUF
WR Andrei Iosivas - CIN 9.9 7 Jaylen Waddle - MIA
WR Darnell Mooney - ATL 4.5 1.5 Khalil Shakir - BUF
WR Parker Washington - JAX 3.6 13.2 Puka Nacua - LAR
TE Brock Bowers - LV 22.3 11.3 Hunter Henry - NE
K Evan McPherson - CIN 24 9 Cameron Dicker - LAC
DEF Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX 14 11 LA Chargers - LAC
Total 125.64 111.46
Winner Woke Up and Chose Violence (+14.18)
Position The Los Angeles ICE-melters Scrantonicity 7
QB Jordan Love - GB 25.76 21.66 Trevor Lawrence - JAX
RB Chris Rodriguez Jr. - WAS 10.1 19.2 Devin Singletary - NYG
RB Devin Neal - NO 9.9 5 Jeremy McNichols - WAS
WR Christian Watson - GB 18.3 1.4 Isaiah Hodgins - NYG
WR Andrei Iosivas - CIN 9.9 13.5 Kayshon Boutte - NE
WR Rashee Rice - KC 29.4 3.7 Marvin Mims Jr. - DEN
TE Mark Andrews - BAL 8.7 0 Pat Freiermuth - PIT
K Jake Bates - DET 6 1 Younghoe Koo - NYG
DEF New Orleans Saints - NO 8 17 Buffalo Bills - BUF
Total 126.06 82.46
Winner The Los Angeles ICE-melters (+43.6)
Position Krusty Krab Pizzas Hock Out With My KOC Out
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 11.62 29.44 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 20.4 19.4 De'Von Achane - MIA
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 11 17.4 Derrick Henry - BAL
WR Tyler Lockett - LV 2.1 18 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR Josh Downs - IND 6.4 29.4 Rashee Rice - KC
WR DK Metcalf - PIT 6.2 13.5 Kayshon Boutte - NE
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 4.7 4.7 Dallas Goedert - PHI
K Evan McPherson - CIN 24 2 Tyler Loop - BAL
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL 1 4 Atlanta Falcons - ATL
Total 87.42 137.84
Winner Hock Out With My KOC Out (+50.42)
Position Up!!! Beaver Blitz
QB Bo Nix - DEN 16.44 0 Jameis Winston - NYG
RB Derrick Henry - BAL 17.4 5.1 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX
RB Bucky Irving - TB 16.1 15.9 Quinshon Judkins - CLE
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 35.2 10.4 Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG
WR Troy Franklin - DEN 4.1 -0.1 Chimere Dike - TEN
WR Xavier Worthy - KC 11.4 5.7 John Metchie III - NYJ
TE Mark Andrews - BAL 8.7 13.5 Brenton Strange - JAX
K Andy Borregales - NE 14 7 Zane Gonzalez - ATL
DEF LA Chargers - LAC 11 4 Arizona Cardinals - ARI
Total 134.34 61.5
Winner Up!!! (+72.84)
Position WinnersWin H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO
QB Easton Stick - ATL 0 29.44 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB Owen Wright - TB 0 17.4 Derrick Henry - BAL
RB Jaydon Blue - DAL 0 5.1 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX
WR Lucky Jackson - MIN 0 18.3 Christian Watson - GB
WR Ramel Keyton - LV 0 29.4 Rashee Rice - KC
WR DJ Moore - CHI 4.7 18 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
TE Jordan Akins - JAX 0 5.9 Theo Johnson - NYG
K Andy Borregales - NE 14 9 Cameron Dicker - LAC
DEF Denver Broncos - DEN 1 1 Los Angeles Rams - LAR
Total 19.7 133.54
Winner H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO (+113.84)
Position Fighting Methodists Skid Marks
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 29.44 29.44 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB RJ Harvey - DEN 21.2 12.4 Jaylen Warren - PIT
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 5.1 15.6 Breece Hall - NYJ
WR Allen Lazard - NYJ 2 1.5 Khalil Shakir - BUF
WR Nico Collins - HOU 21.5 18.3 Christian Watson - GB
WR Jameson Williams - DET 26.9 21.3 Jakobi Meyers - JAX
TE Juwan Johnson - NO 8.9 15.5 Travis Kelce - KC
K Cam Little - JAX 6 1 Jake Elliott - PHI
DEF Miami Dolphins - MIA 11 12 San Francisco 49ers - SF
Total 132.04 127.04
Winner Fighting Methodists (+5)
Position TheNuke Cooper Station
QB Jameis Winston - NYG 0 20.48 Drake Maye - NE
RB Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG 4.3 15.6 Breece Hall - NYJ
RB Devin Singletary - NYG 19.2 21.2 RJ Harvey - DEN
WR Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 10.4 7 Jaylen Waddle - MIA
WR Darius Slayton - NYG 14.1 4.1 Troy Franklin - DEN
WR Mack Hollins - NE 5.3 5.6 Jerry Jeudy - CLE
TE Hunter Henry - NE 11.3 11.3 Hunter Henry - NE
K Andy Borregales - NE 14 9 Cameron Dicker - LAC
DEF New England Patriots - NE 13 1 Los Angeles Rams - LAR
Total 91.6 95.28
Winner Cooper Station (+3.68)