| Position |  |
hancocky bastards | Rusty Ryan and the All Reds |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Matthew Stafford - LAR | 23.24 | 37.84 | Josh Allen - BUF | 
|
| RB | 
|
RJ Harvey - DEN | 22 | 11.1 | James Cook III - BUF | 
|
| RB | 
|
D'Andre Swift - CHI | 11.2 | 11.4 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 
|
| WR | 
|
Christian Watson - GB | 24.9 | 3.1 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 
|
| WR | 
|
Courtland Sutton - DEN | 12.2 | 17.3 | Jameson Williams - DET | 
|
| WR | 
|
Luther Burden III - CHI | 11 | 28.1 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 
|
| TE | 
|
Travis Kelce - KC | 1.8 | 5.7 | Brenton Strange - JAX | 
|
| K | 
|
Harrison Mevis - LAR | 9 | 14 | Jason Myers - SEA | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 6 | 17 | Miami Dolphins - MIA | 
|
| Total | 121.34 | 145.54 | ||||
| Winner | Rusty Ryan and the All Reds (+24.2) | |||||
| Position | |
Green Bowl Packers | In the Lannisters We Trust |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Josh Allen - BUF | 37.84 | 0 | Stetson Bennett IV - LAR | 
|
| RB |
|
Jonathan Taylor - IND | 11.4 | 0 | MarShawn Lloyd - GB | 
|
| RB | 
|
Bijan Robinson - ATL | 9.4 | 17.7 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 
|
| WR |
|
Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 28.1 | 0 | Amari Cooper - BUF | 
|
| WR | 
|
Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 10.2 | 0 | Taylor Morin - PHI | 
|
| WR | 
|
Puka Nacua - LAR | 35.7 | 0 | Sam Brown Jr. - GB | 
|
| TE | 
|
Brock Bowers - LV | 14.6 | 0 | Messiah Swinson - ARI | 
|
| K |
|
Harrison Mevis - LAR | 9 | 3 | Harrison Butker - KC | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Denver Broncos - DEN | 13 | 5 | Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 
|
| Total | 169.24 | 25.7 | ||||
| Winner | Green Bowl Packers (+143.54) | |||||
| Position |  |
Dez Still Caught It | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 19.36 | 37.84 | Josh Allen - BUF |
|
| RB | 
|
Chase Brown - CIN | 18.5 | 18.5 | Chase Brown - CIN |
|
| RB |
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 17.7 | 17.5 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 
|
| WR |
|
Justin Jefferson - MIN | 3.1 | 18.1 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 
|
| WR | 
|
Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 11.7 | 4.1 | Troy Franklin - DEN | 
|
| WR | 
|
Chris Godwin Jr. - TB | 10.5 | 3.5 | Emeka Egbuka - TB | 
|
| TE |
|
Brenton Strange - JAX | 5.7 | 5.7 | Brenton Strange - JAX |
|
| K | 
|
Riley Patterson - MIA | 13 | 9 | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB | 7 | 13 | Denver Broncos - DEN |
|
| Total | 106.56 | 127.24 | ||||
| Winner | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO (+20.68) | |||||
| Position | |
Fighting Methodists | Southport Skegs |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jared Goff - DET | 16.16 | 37.84 | Josh Allen - BUF |
|
| RB | 
|
Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN | 7.6 | 15.2 | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 
|
| RB | 
|
Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 8.6 | 17.2 | Josh Jacobs - GB | 
|
| WR |
|
Chris Godwin Jr. - TB | 10.5 | 10.2 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN |
|
| WR |
|
Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 11.7 | 16 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 
|
| WR |
|
Christian Watson - GB | 24.9 | 10.5 | Chris Godwin Jr. - TB |
|
| TE | 
|
Kyle Pitts Sr. - ATL | 15 | 14.6 | Brock Bowers - LV |
|
| K |
|
Harrison Mevis - LAR | 9 | 6 | Wil Lutz - DEN | 
|
| DEF |
|
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB | 7 | 3 | Washington Commanders - WAS | 
|
| Total | 110.46 | 130.54 | ||||
| Winner | Southport Skegs (+20.08) | |||||
| Position | |
Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 0.4 | 15.98 | Bo Nix - DEN | 
|
| RB |
|
De'Von Achane - MIA | 17.5 | 22 | RJ Harvey - DEN |
|
| RB |
|
Bijan Robinson - ATL | 9.4 | 17.2 | Josh Jacobs - GB |
|
| WR |
|
Justin Jefferson - MIN | 3.1 | 7.4 | Rashee Rice - KC | 
|
| WR | 
|
Tee Higgins - CIN | 27.2 | 16 | A.J. Brown - PHI |
|
| WR | 
|
Zay Flowers - BAL | 20.6 | 1.6 | Christian Kirk - HOU | 
|
| TE | 
|
Trey McBride - ARI | 10.8 | 5.2 | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 
|
| K | 
|
Cameron Dicker - LAC | 20 | 20 | Cameron Dicker - LAC |
|
| DEF |
|
Washington Commanders - WAS | 3 | 15 | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 
|
| Total | 112 | 120.38 | ||||
| Winner | Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade (+8.38) | |||||
| Position | |
Hock Out With My KOC Out | Beaver Blitz |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Dak Prescott - DAL | 18.44 | 0 | Ryan Tannehill - TEN | 
|
| RB | 
|
Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 37 | 0 | Trey Benson - ARI | 
|
| RB | 
|
Nick Chubb - HOU | 0.3 | 0 | Jeff Wilson Jr. - MIA | 
|
| WR |
|
CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 18.1 | 0 | A.T. Perry - DEN | 
|
| WR | 
|
Pat Bryant - DEN | 7.2 | 0 | Dontae Fleming - MIN | 
|
| WR | 
|
Dontayvion Wicks - GB | 0 | 0 | Rakim Jarrett - PIT | 
|
| TE | 
|
Tyler Warren - IND | 3.7 | 0 | Johnny Mundt - JAX | 
|
| K |
|
Harrison Mevis - LAR | 9 | 0 | Parker Romo - ATL | 
|
| DEF |
|
Denver Broncos - DEN | 13 | 0 | Baltimore Ravens - BAL | 
|
| Total | 106.74 | 0 | ||||
| Winner | Hock Out With My KOC Out (+106.74) | |||||
| Position | |
Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Riley Read Option | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jacoby Brissett - ARI | 19.04 | 6.3 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 
|
| RB | 
|
Omarion Hampton - LAC | 14.7 | 18.2 | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 
|
| RB |
|
De'Von Achane - MIA | 17.5 | 8.7 | Kyle Monangai - CHI | 
|
| WR |
|
Puka Nacua - LAR | 35.7 | 35.7 | Puka Nacua - LAR |
|
| WR | 
|
Michael Wilson - ARI | 37.2 | 7.7 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 
|
| WR | 
|
Jayden Higgins - HOU | 6.4 | 0.6 | DJ Moore - CHI | 
|
| TE |
|
Trey McBride - ARI | 10.8 | 1.8 | Travis Kelce - KC |
|
| K |
|
Chase McLaughlin - TB | 9 | 9 | Harrison Mevis - LAR |
|
| DEF | 
|
Cleveland Browns - CLE | 4 | 6 | Los Angeles Rams - LAR |
|
| Total | 154.34 | 94 | ||||
| Winner | Cooper DeJean is not my lover (+60.34) | |||||
| Position |  |
The Los Angeles ICE-melters | Freakofnature | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Dak Prescott - DAL | 18.44 | 22.26 | Sam Darnold - SEA | 
|
| RB |
|
RJ Harvey - DEN | 22 | 11.2 | Derrick Henry - BAL | 
|
| RB |
|
Chase Brown - CIN | 18.5 | 4.3 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 
|
| WR | 
|
Isaac TeSlaa - DET | 10 | 28.1 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA |
|
| WR | 
|
Devaughn Vele - NO | 7 | 13 | Alec Pierce - IND | 
|
| WR | 
|
Davante Adams - LAR | 6.9 | 11.7 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX |
|
| TE |
|
Trey McBride - ARI | 10.8 | 10.8 | Trey McBride - ARI |
|
| K | 
|
Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 23 | 9 | Chase McLaughlin - TB |
|
| DEF |
|
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB | 7 | 7 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB |
|
| Total | 123.64 | 117.36 | ||||
| Winner | The Los Angeles ICE-melters (+6.28) | |||||
| Position |  |
Skid Marks | Drew Crew | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Shedeur Sanders - CLE | 33.46 | 23.36 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 
|
| RB |
|
D'Andre Swift - CHI | 11.2 | 9.4 | Quinshon Judkins - CLE | 
|
| RB |
|
Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN | 7.6 | 15.4 | Devin Neal - NO | 
|
| WR | 
|
Xavier Worthy - KC | 8.5 | 11.7 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX |
|
| WR | 
|
Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 16.6 | 3.4 | Adonai Mitchell - NYJ | 
|
| WR | 
|
John Metchie III - NYJ | 7.4 | 6.4 | Jayden Higgins - HOU |
|
| TE | 
|
Harold Fannin Jr. - CLE | 25.4 | 10.1 | Mason Taylor - NYJ | 
|
| K | 
|
Jake Moody - WAS | 0 | 0 | Jake Moody - WAS |
|
| DEF |
|
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB | 7 | 7 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB |
|
| Total | 117.16 | 86.76 | ||||
| Winner | Skid Marks (+30.4) | |||||
| Position | |
Oodles of Noodles | Kingpins of Crime |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 0.4 | 19.36 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX |
|
| RB |
|
Derrick Henry - BAL | 11.2 | 6.4 | Bam Knight - ARI | 
|
| RB |
|
Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 37 | 6.7 | Tyjae Spears - TEN | 
|
| WR | 
|
Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 15.2 | 7.2 | Pat Bryant - DEN |
|
| WR |
|
Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 10.2 | 10.5 | Chris Godwin Jr. - TB |
|
| WR |
|
Rashee Rice - KC | 7.4 | 9.3 | Jayden Reed - GB | 
|
| TE |
|
Trey McBride - ARI | 10.8 | 2.1 | Zach Ertz - WAS | 
|
| K | 
|
Tyler Loop - BAL | 8 | 11 | Cam Little - JAX | 
|
| DEF | 
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 10 | 3 | Washington Commanders - WAS |
|
| Total | 110.2 | 75.56 | ||||
| Winner | Oodles of Noodles (+34.64) | |||||
| Position |  |
Scrantonicity 7 | Ward and Peace | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jordan Love - GB | 19.26 | 21.06 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 
|
| RB | 
|
Woody Marks - HOU | 15.6 | 11.2 | Derrick Henry - BAL |
|
| RB | 
|
Chris Rodriguez Jr. - WAS | 5.2 | 18.2 | Saquon Barkley - PHI |
|
| WR |
|
Adonai Mitchell - NYJ | 3.4 | 10.2 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN |
|
| WR |
|
John Metchie III - NYJ | 7.4 | 3.1 | Justin Jefferson - MIN |
|
| WR |
|
Jayden Higgins - HOU | 6.4 | 24.9 | Christian Watson - GB |
|
| TE |
|
Harold Fannin Jr. - CLE | 25.4 | 15 | Kyle Pitts Sr. - ATL |
|
| K |
|
Chase McLaughlin - TB | 9 | 14 | Jason Myers - SEA |
|
| DEF |
|
Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 6 | 7 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB |
|
| Total | 97.66 | 124.66 | ||||
| Winner | Ward and Peace (+27) | |||||
| Position | |
Krusty Krab Pizzas | Up!!! |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Kyler Murray - ARI | 0 | 19.26 | Jordan Love - GB |
|
| RB | 
|
Alvin Kamara - NO | 0 | 18.5 | Chase Brown - CIN |
|
| RB | 
|
Zack Moss - CIN | 0 | 15.4 | Devin Neal - NO |
|
| WR | 
|
Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 0 | 24.9 | Christian Watson - GB |
|
| WR |
|
Amari Cooper - BUF | 0 | 3.4 | Adonai Mitchell - NYJ |
|
| WR | 
|
DeAndre Hopkins - BAL | 0 | 10.2 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 
|
| TE |
|
Kyle Pitts Sr. - ATL | 15 | 7.8 | Juwan Johnson - NO | 
|
| K | 
|
Justin Tucker - BAL | 0 | 13 | Riley Patterson - MIA |
|
| DEF |
|
Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 5 | 4 | Cleveland Browns - CLE |
|
| Total | 20 | 116.46 | ||||
| Winner | Up!!! (+96.46) | |||||
| Position | |
Jordan Loves Younghoes | WinnersWin | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Joe Burrow - CIN | 23.36 | 0 | Brian Hoyer - LV | 
|
| RB |
|
Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 8.6 | 0 | Jermar Jefferson - ARI | 
|
| RB |
|
RJ Harvey - DEN | 22 | 0 | Kendall Milton - CIN | 
|
| WR |
|
Jayden Higgins - HOU | 6.4 | 11.7 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX |
|
| WR |
|
Jameson Williams - DET | 17.3 | 0 | Marvin Jones Jr. - DET | 
|
| WR |
|
A.J. Brown - PHI | 16 | 0 | Joshua Cephus - JAX | 
|
| TE |
|
Tyler Warren - IND | 3.7 | 0 | Teagan Quitoriano - ATL | 
|
| K | 
|
Evan McPherson - CIN | 4 | 0 | Parker Romo - ATL |
|
| DEF |
|
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB | 7 | 11 | Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX | 
|
| Total | 108.36 | 22.7 | ||||
| Winner | Jordan Loves Younghoes (+85.66) | |||||
| Position | |
Zurich Fins | The Good Guys | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Patrick Mahomes - KC | 6.3 | 19.26 | Jordan Love - GB |
|
| RB |
|
De'Von Achane - MIA | 17.5 | 11.1 | James Cook III - BUF |
|
| RB |
|
Jonathan Taylor - IND | 11.4 | 17.5 | De'Von Achane - MIA |
|
| WR |
|
Puka Nacua - LAR | 35.7 | 3.1 | Justin Jefferson - MIN |
|
| WR |
|
CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 18.1 | 18.1 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL |
|
| WR | 
|
George Pickens - DAL | 8.7 | 3.5 | Emeka Egbuka - TB |
|
| TE |
|
Brock Bowers - LV | 14.6 | 3.7 | Tyler Warren - IND |
|
| K |
|
Cam Little - JAX | 11 | 23 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL |
|
| DEF |
|
Denver Broncos - DEN | 13 | 7 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB |
|
| Total | 136.3 | 106.26 | ||||
| Winner | Zurich Fins (+30.04) | |||||
| Position | |
TheNuke | Bad at This | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 9.08 | 37.84 | Josh Allen - BUF |
|
| RB |
|
Breece Hall - NYJ | 4.3 | 14.3 | David Montgomery - DET | 
|
| RB | 
|
Isiah Pacheco - KC | 3 | 16.2 | Kenneth Gainwell - PIT | 
|
| WR |
|
Davante Adams - LAR | 6.9 | 20.6 | Zay Flowers - BAL |
|
| WR | 
|
DK Metcalf - PIT | 21.8 | 24.9 | Christian Watson - GB |
|
| WR | 
|
Calvin Ridley - TEN | 0 | 14.8 | Jakobi Meyers - JAX | 
|
| TE |
|
Travis Kelce - KC | 1.8 | 3.7 | Tyler Warren - IND |
|
| K |
|
Justin Tucker - BAL | 0 | 13 | Riley Patterson - MIA |
|
| DEF |
|
Cleveland Browns - CLE | 4 | 3 | Washington Commanders - WAS |
|
| Total | 50.88 | 148.34 | ||||
| Winner | Bad at This (+97.46) | |||||
| Position | |
Woke Up and Chose Violence | Depressed Colts Fan | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jordan Love - GB | 19.26 | 0 | - | |
| RB | 
|
Jordan Mason - MIN | 11.2 | 0 | - | |
| RB |
|
David Montgomery - DET | 14.3 | 0 | - | |
| WR |
|
Alec Pierce - IND | 13 | 0 | - | |
| WR |
|
Chris Godwin Jr. - TB | 10.5 | 0 | - | |
| WR |
|
Jayden Higgins - HOU | 6.4 | 0 | - | |
| TE |
|
Harold Fannin Jr. - CLE | 25.4 | 0 | - | |
| K | 
|
Chad Ryland - ARI | 4 | 0 | - | |
| DEF |
|
Cleveland Browns - CLE | 4 | 0 | - | |
| Total | 108.06 | 0 | ||||
| Winner | Woke Up and Chose Violence (+108.06) | |||||
| Position | |
Cooper Station | Pay Day Gray | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Caleb Williams - CHI | 14.94 | 21.06 | Lamar Jackson - BAL |
|
| RB |
|
Derrick Henry - BAL | 11.2 | 11.4 | Jonathan Taylor - IND |
|
| RB |
|
Kyle Monangai - CHI | 8.7 | 11.2 | Derrick Henry - BAL |
|
| WR |
|
Chris Godwin Jr. - TB | 10.5 | 7.4 | Rashee Rice - KC |
|
| WR | 
|
Terry McLaurin - WAS | 7.1 | 10.2 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN |
|
| WR |
|
Christian Watson - GB | 24.9 | 7.7 | DeVonta Smith - PHI |
|
| TE | 
|
AJ Barner - SEA | 5.7 | 1.8 | Travis Kelce - KC |
|
| K |
|
Wil Lutz - DEN | 6 | 6 | Wil Lutz - DEN |
|
| DEF |
|
Washington Commanders - WAS | 3 | 13 | Denver Broncos - DEN |
|
| Total | 92.04 | 89.76 | ||||
| Winner | Cooper Station (+2.28) | |||||
| Position |  |
She Sucks My Boswell | Endzone Jones | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Lamar Jackson - BAL | 21.06 | 21.26 | Tyler Shough - NO | 
|
| RB |
|
Derrick Henry - BAL | 11.2 | 18.5 | Chase Brown - CIN |
|
| RB |
|
Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 37 | 0 | Hassan Haskins - LAC | 
|
| WR |
|
Zay Flowers - BAL | 20.6 | 7.2 | Pat Bryant - DEN |
|
| WR |
|
CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 18.1 | 20.6 | Zay Flowers - BAL |
|
| WR |
|
Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 10.2 | 9.3 | Jayden Reed - GB |
|
| TE | 
|
Mark Andrews - BAL | 1.9 | 3.7 | Tyler Warren - IND |
|
| K |
|
Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 23 | 6 | Wil Lutz - DEN |
|
| DEF | 
|
Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 1 | 4 | Tennessee Titans - TEN | 
|
| Total | 144.06 | 90.56 | ||||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell (+53.5) | |||||
