| Position |  |
Southport Skegs | Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jordan Love - GB | 11.12 | 13.26 | Mac Jones - SF | 
|
| RB | 
|
Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 4.6 | 13.1 | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 
|
| RB | 
|
Nick Chubb - HOU | 7 | 7 | Nick Chubb - HOU |
|
| WR | 
|
Terry McLaurin - WAS | 10.4 | 15.2 | Rome Odunze - CHI | 
|
| WR | 
|
Courtland Sutton - DEN | 23.8 | 8.2 | Hollywood Brown - KC | 
|
| WR | 
|
DK Metcalf - PIT | 12.2 | 40.9 | Tre Tucker - LV | 
|
| TE | 
|
Travis Kelce - KC | 6.6 | 4.1 | Jake Tonges - SF | 
|
| K | 
|
Cameron Dicker - LAC | 12 | -2 | Parker Romo - ATL | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Green Bay Packers - GB | 9 | 4 | New England Patriots - NE | 
|
| Total | 96.72 | 103.76 | ||||
| Winner | Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade (+7.04) | |||||
| Position |  |
Woke Up and Chose Violence | Oodles of Noodles | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Daniel Jones - IND | 15.82 | 1.16 | Kirk Cousins - ATL | 
|
| RB | 
|
Bijan Robinson - ATL | 16.1 | 20.8 | James Cook III - BUF | 
|
| RB |
|
James Cook III - BUF | 20.8 | 12.2 | Javonte Williams - DAL | 
|
| WR | 
|
Nico Collins - HOU | 22.4 | 5.5 | Christian Kirk - HOU | 
|
| WR | 
|
CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 0 | 12.8 | DJ Moore - CHI | 
|
| WR | 
|
Malik Nabers - NYG | 3.3 | 19.3 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 
|
| TE | 
|
Tucker Kraft - GB | 5.9 | 0 | Evan Engram - DEN | 
|
| K | 
|
Tyler Loop - BAL | 7 | 3 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 
|
| DEF |
|
Green Bay Packers - GB | 9 | -1 | New Orleans Saints - NO | 
|
| Total | 100.32 | 73.76 | ||||
| Winner | Woke Up and Chose Violence (+26.56) | |||||
| Position | |
Depressed Colts Fan | Kingpins of Crime |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Michael Penix Jr. - ATL | 3.78 | 29.12 | Caleb Williams - CHI | 
|
| RB | 
|
Jacory Croskey-Merritt - WAS | 10.1 | 16.1 | Bijan Robinson - ATL |
|
| RB | 
|
Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 1.4 | 32.8 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 
|
| WR |
|
DJ Moore - CHI | 12.8 | 23.8 | Courtland Sutton - DEN |
|
| WR | 
|
George Pickens - DAL | 17.8 | 15.2 | Rome Odunze - CHI |
|
| WR |
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 19.3 | 9.3 | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 
|
| TE | 
|
Dalton Schultz - HOU | 8.9 | 6.8 | Tyler Warren - IND | 
|
| K | 
|
Will Reichard - MIN | 14 | 7 | Tyler Loop - BAL |
|
| DEF | 
|
Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 17 | 32 | Minnesota Vikings - MIN | 
|
| Total | 105.08 | 172.12 | ||||
| Winner | Kingpins of Crime (+67.04) | |||||
| Position | |
Jordan Loves Younghoes | Cooper Station | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Mac Jones - SF | 13.26 | 12.04 | Dak Prescott - DAL | 
|
| RB | 
|
De'Von Achane - MIA | 16.1 | 32.8 | Jonathan Taylor - IND |
|
| RB | 
|
David Montgomery - DET | 29.4 | 11.6 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 
|
| WR |
|
Malik Nabers - NYG | 3.3 | 12.2 | DK Metcalf - PIT |
|
| WR | 
|
Cooper Kupp - SEA | 5.1 | 19.3 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND |
|
| WR |
|
George Pickens - DAL | 17.8 | 2.7 | Dyami Brown - JAX | 
|
| TE | 
|
Mark Andrews - BAL | 27.1 | 6.6 | Travis Kelce - KC |
|
| K | 
|
Graham Gano - NYG | 3 | 3 | Brandon McManus - GB | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Dallas Cowboys - DAL | -2 | 17 | Seattle Seahawks - SEA |
|
| Total | 113.06 | 117.24 | ||||
| Winner | Cooper Station (+4.18) | |||||
| Position | |
The Good Guys | Riley Read Option | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Caleb Williams - CHI | 29.12 | 15.82 | Daniel Jones - IND |
|
| RB | 
|
Isiah Pacheco - KC | 5.8 | 13.1 | Jaylen Warren - PIT |
|
| RB | 
|
D'Andre Swift - CHI | 10.8 | 23.6 | Jordan Mason - MIN | 
|
| WR | 
|
Dontayvion Wicks - GB | 4.1 | 15.2 | Rome Odunze - CHI |
|
| WR |
|
George Pickens - DAL | 17.8 | 4.1 | Dontayvion Wicks - GB |
|
| WR | 
|
Tory Horton - SEA | 18.2 | 4.9 | Deebo Samuel - WAS | 
|
| TE | 
|
T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 15.9 | 4.1 | Colston Loveland - CHI | 
|
| K |
|
Cameron Dicker - LAC | 12 | 8 | Jake Bates - DET | 
|
| DEF |
|
Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 17 | 17 | Seattle Seahawks - SEA |
|
| Total | 130.72 | 105.82 | ||||
| Winner | The Good Guys (+24.9) | |||||
| Position | |
Bad at This | Up!!! |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Tyrod Taylor - NYJ | 16.68 | 29.12 | Caleb Williams - CHI |
|
| RB |
|
Jordan Mason - MIN | 23.6 | 16.1 | Bijan Robinson - ATL |
|
| RB | 
|
James Conner - ARI | 6.7 | 7.7 | TreVeyon Henderson - NE | 
|
| WR | 
|
Hunter Renfrow - CAR | 2.6 | 3.3 | Malik Nabers - NYG |
|
| WR | 
|
Tee Higgins - CIN | 2.5 | 12.2 | DK Metcalf - PIT |
|
| WR | 
|
Jameson Williams - DET | 6.3 | 19.7 | Ricky Pearsall - SF | 
|
| TE | 
|
Dallas Goedert - PHI | 10.3 | 15.3 | Trey McBride - ARI | 
|
| K | 
|
Chase McLaughlin - TB | 20 | 8 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Cincinnati Bengals - CIN | -1 | 9 | Green Bay Packers - GB |
|
| Total | 87.68 | 120.42 | ||||
| Winner | Up!!! (+32.74) | |||||
| Position | |
Fighting Methodists | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Carson Wentz - MIN | 15.32 | 29.12 | Caleb Williams - CHI |
|
| RB | 
|
Derrick Henry - BAL | 10.7 | 18 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 
|
| RB |
|
Isiah Pacheco - KC | 5.8 | 5.6 | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 
|
| WR |
|
Rome Odunze - CHI | 15.2 | 8.1 | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 
|
| WR | 
|
Drake London - ATL | 10.5 | 7.4 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 
|
| WR | 
|
Keenan Allen - LAC | 19.5 | 18.1 | Tyquan Thornton - KC | 
|
| TE |
|
Travis Kelce - KC | 6.6 | 4.1 | Jake Tonges - SF |
|
| K | 
|
Eddy Pineiro - SF | 12 | 7 | Tyler Loop - BAL |
|
| DEF |
|
Minnesota Vikings - MIN | 32 | 17 | Seattle Seahawks - SEA |
|
| Total | 127.62 | 114.42 | ||||
| Winner | Fighting Methodists (+13.2) | |||||
| Position |  |
Beaver Blitz | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 29.04 | 12.04 | Dak Prescott - DAL |
|
| RB | 
|
Chase Brown - CIN | 6 | 18 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA |
|
| RB |
|
Derrick Henry - BAL | 10.7 | 23.6 | Jordan Mason - MIN |
|
| WR |
|
Malik Nabers - NYG | 3.3 | 12.8 | DJ Moore - CHI |
|
| WR | 
|
Zay Flowers - BAL | 3.3 | 12.2 | DK Metcalf - PIT |
|
| WR | 
|
Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 20.6 | 19.3 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND |
|
| TE |
|
Travis Kelce - KC | 6.6 | 21.2 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 
|
| K | 
|
Tyler Bass - BUF | 0 | 13 | Matt Gay - WAS | 
|
| DEF |
|
Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 17 | 16 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB | 
|
| Total | 96.54 | 148.14 | ||||
| Winner | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO (+51.6) | |||||
| Position | |
WinnersWin | Pay Day Gray | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Matthew Stafford - LAR | 13.84 | 13.16 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 
|
| RB | 
|
Dylan Sampson - CLE | 0.2 | 24.1 | Cam Skattebo - NYG | 
|
| RB | 
|
Kareem Hunt - KC | 11.4 | 7.5 | Justice Hill - BAL | 
|
| WR |
|
CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 0 | 0 | Tylan Wallace - BAL | 
|
| WR | 
|
Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 3.6 | 8.2 | Hollywood Brown - KC |
|
| WR | 
|
Quentin Johnston - LAC | 14.9 | 17.3 | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 
|
| TE |
|
Mark Andrews - BAL | 27.1 | 27.1 | Mark Andrews - BAL |
|
| K |
|
Brandon McManus - GB | 3 | 7 | Tyler Loop - BAL |
|
| DEF | 
|
Baltimore Ravens - BAL | -6 | 13 | Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 
|
| Total | 68.04 | 117.36 | ||||
| Winner | Pay Day Gray (+49.32) | |||||
| Position | |
TheNuke | Krusty Krab Pizzas | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Daniel Jones - IND | 15.82 | 27.02 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 
|
| RB |
|
James Cook III - BUF | 20.8 | 24 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 
|
| RB | 
|
Jeremy McNichols - WAS | 13.8 | 11.6 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX |
|
| WR | 
|
Troy Franklin - DEN | 2.8 | 12.5 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 
|
| WR |
|
Malik Nabers - NYG | 3.3 | 14.6 | Davante Adams - LAR | 
|
| WR | 
|
Romeo Doubs - GB | 4.5 | 15.7 | Chris Olave - NO | 
|
| TE | 
|
Juwan Johnson - NO | 11.1 | 27.1 | Mark Andrews - BAL |
|
| K |
|
Cameron Dicker - LAC | 12 | 0 | Jake Moody - CHI | 
|
| DEF |
|
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB | 16 | 6 | San Francisco 49ers - SF | 
|
| Total | 100.12 | 138.52 | ||||
| Winner | Krusty Krab Pizzas (+38.4) | |||||
| Position |  |
In the Lannisters We Trust | Freakofnature | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Justin Herbert - LAC | 14.6 | 15.82 | Daniel Jones - IND |
|
| RB |
|
De'Von Achane - MIA | 16.1 | 23.6 | Jordan Mason - MIN |
|
| RB |
|
D'Andre Swift - CHI | 10.8 | 16.1 | Bijan Robinson - ATL |
|
| WR |
|
Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 7.4 | 10.5 | Drake London - ATL |
|
| WR |
|
Nico Collins - HOU | 22.4 | 15.2 | Rome Odunze - CHI |
|
| WR | 
|
Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 24.4 | 22.4 | Nico Collins - HOU |
|
| TE | 
|
Zach Ertz - WAS | 6.8 | 6.8 | Tyler Warren - IND |
|
| K | 
|
Spencer Shrader - IND | 10 | 10 | Harrison Butker - KC | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 15 | 32 | Minnesota Vikings - MIN |
|
| Total | 127.5 | 152.42 | ||||
| Winner | Freakofnature (+24.92) | |||||
| Position |  |
Scrantonicity 7 | Skid Marks |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Lamar Jackson - BAL | 27.02 | 17.72 | Baker Mayfield - TB | 
|
| RB |
|
Chase Brown - CIN | 6 | 20.8 | James Cook III - BUF |
|
| RB |
|
Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 4.6 | 13.9 | Bucky Irving - TB | 
|
| WR |
|
Keenan Allen - LAC | 19.5 | 22.4 | Nico Collins - HOU |
|
| WR | 
|
Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 2.7 | 15.2 | Rome Odunze - CHI |
|
| WR | 
|
Elic Ayomanor - TEN | 13.8 | 19.5 | Keenan Allen - LAC |
|
| TE | 
|
Hunter Henry - NE | 29 | 6.8 | Tyler Warren - IND |
|
| K |
|
Graham Gano - NYG | 3 | 7 | Matt Prater - BUF | 
|
| DEF |
|
Minnesota Vikings - MIN | 32 | 9 | Green Bay Packers - GB |
|
| Total | 137.62 | 132.32 | ||||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 7 (+5.3) | |||||
| Position | |
Ward and Peace | Drew Crew | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Daniel Jones - IND | 15.82 | 3.78 | Michael Penix Jr. - ATL |
|
| RB |
|
Jordan Mason - MIN | 23.6 | 7.5 | Justice Hill - BAL |
|
| RB |
|
Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 4.6 | 11.4 | Kareem Hunt - KC |
|
| WR |
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 19.3 | 19.3 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND |
|
| WR |
|
DK Metcalf - PIT | 12.2 | 15.2 | Rome Odunze - CHI |
|
| WR | 
|
Calvin Ridley - TEN | 3.7 | 2.3 | DeAndre Hopkins - BAL | 
|
| TE |
|
Dalton Schultz - HOU | 8.9 | 15.9 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN |
|
| K |
|
Parker Romo - ATL | -2 | 20 | Chase McLaughlin - TB |
|
| DEF | 
|
Atlanta Falcons - ATL | 5 | 17 | Seattle Seahawks - SEA |
|
| Total | 91.12 | 112.38 | ||||
| Winner | Drew Crew (+21.26) | |||||
| Position | |
Hock Out With My KOC Out | Dez Still Caught It |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Daniel Jones - IND | 15.82 | 12.04 | Dak Prescott - DAL |
|
| RB |
|
Jordan Mason - MIN | 23.6 | 4.6 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE |
|
| RB |
|
Bucky Irving - TB | 13.9 | 23.6 | Jordan Mason - MIN |
|
| WR |
|
George Pickens - DAL | 17.8 | 15.2 | Rome Odunze - CHI |
|
| WR | 
|
Josh Downs - IND | 5.4 | 19.7 | Ricky Pearsall - SF |
|
| WR |
|
Hollywood Brown - KC | 8.2 | 19.3 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND |
|
| TE |
|
Mark Andrews - BAL | 27.1 | 21.2 | Jake Ferguson - DAL |
|
| K |
|
Spencer Shrader - IND | 10 | 14 | Will Reichard - MIN |
|
| DEF |
|
Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 17 | 4 | Buffalo Bills - BUF | 
|
| Total | 138.82 | 133.64 | ||||
| Winner | Hock Out With My KOC Out (+5.18) | |||||
| Position | |
Green Bowl Packers | The Los Angeles ICE-melters |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Michael Penix Jr. - ATL | 3.78 | 5.9 | Jake Browning - CIN | 
|
| RB | 
|
Tony Pollard - TEN | 13.9 | 23.6 | Jordan Mason - MIN |
|
| RB |
|
Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 4.6 | 13.1 | Jaylen Warren - PIT |
|
| WR |
|
Chris Olave - NO | 15.7 | 8.4 | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 
|
| WR |
|
Troy Franklin - DEN | 2.8 | 20.6 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA |
|
| WR |
|
DJ Moore - CHI | 12.8 | 4.4 | Devontez Walker - BAL | 
|
| TE |
|
Juwan Johnson - NO | 11.1 | 17.6 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 
|
| K |
|
Chase McLaughlin - TB | 20 | 3 | Graham Gano - NYG |
|
| DEF |
|
Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 17 | 16 | Indianapolis Colts - IND | 
|
| Total | 101.68 | 112.6 | ||||
| Winner | The Los Angeles ICE-melters (+10.92) | |||||
| Position |  |
Rusty Ryan and the All Reds | Endzone Jones | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Caleb Williams - CHI | 29.12 | 11.12 | Jordan Love - GB |
|
| RB |
|
Jordan Mason - MIN | 23.6 | 16.1 | Bijan Robinson - ATL |
|
| RB |
|
Nick Chubb - HOU | 7 | 12.2 | Javonte Williams - DAL |
|
| WR | 
|
Joshua Palmer - BUF | 1.5 | 3.3 | Malik Nabers - NYG |
|
| WR |
|
CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 0 | 17.8 | George Pickens - DAL |
|
| WR | 
|
Jalen Nailor - MIN | 6.7 | 15.2 | Rome Odunze - CHI |
|
| TE | 
|
Ja'Tavion Sanders - CAR | 3.1 | 6.6 | Travis Kelce - KC |
|
| K |
|
Jake Elliott - PHI | 3 | 3 | Jake Elliott - PHI |
|
| DEF |
|
Green Bay Packers - GB | 9 | 32 | Minnesota Vikings - MIN |
|
| Total | 83.02 | 117.32 | ||||
| Winner | Endzone Jones (+34.3) | |||||
| Position | |
Zurich Fins | Cooper DeJean is not my lover | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Dak Prescott - DAL | 12.04 | 29.12 | Caleb Williams - CHI |
|
| RB |
|
Isiah Pacheco - KC | 5.8 | 23.6 | Jordan Mason - MIN |
|
| RB |
|
TreVeyon Henderson - NE | 7.7 | 10.1 | Jacory Croskey-Merritt - WAS |
|
| WR | 
|
Emeka Egbuka - TB | 14.5 | 15.2 | Rome Odunze - CHI |
|
| WR | 
|
Keon Coleman - BUF | 5 | 8.2 | Hollywood Brown - KC |
|
| WR |
|
Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 3.6 | 17.8 | George Pickens - DAL |
|
| TE |
|
Juwan Johnson - NO | 11.1 | 29 | Hunter Henry - NE |
|
| K |
|
Cameron Dicker - LAC | 12 | 13 | Matt Gay - WAS |
|
| DEF |
|
Indianapolis Colts - IND | 16 | 16 | Indianapolis Colts - IND |
|
| Total | 87.74 | 162.02 | ||||
| Winner | Cooper DeJean is not my lover (+74.28) | |||||
| Position | |
hancocky bastards | She Sucks My Boswell |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Caleb Williams - CHI | 29.12 | 12.04 | Dak Prescott - DAL |
|
| RB |
|
Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 18 | 13.1 | Jaylen Warren - PIT |
|
| RB |
|
James Conner - ARI | 6.7 | 23.6 | Jordan Mason - MIN |
|
| WR |
|
Ladd McConkey - LAC | 8.1 | 8.2 | Hollywood Brown - KC |
|
| WR |
|
Hollywood Brown - KC | 8.2 | 15.2 | Rome Odunze - CHI |
|
| WR |
|
Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 3.6 | 2.6 | Hunter Renfrow - CAR |
|
| TE |
|
Trey McBride - ARI | 15.3 | 21.2 | Jake Ferguson - DAL |
|
| K |
|
Harrison Butker - KC | 10 | 3 | Graham Gano - NYG |
|
| DEF |
|
San Francisco 49ers - SF | 6 | 17 | Seattle Seahawks - SEA |
|
| Total | 105.02 | 115.94 | ||||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell (+10.92) | |||||
