| Position |  |
Kingpins of Crime | Krusty Krab Pizzas |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Josh Allen - BUF | 24.86 | 27.3 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 
|
| RB | 
|
James Cook III - BUF | 22.5 | 17.4 | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 
|
| RB |
|
Saquon Barkley - PHI | 17.4 | 12.8 | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 
|
| WR | 
|
Puka Nacua - LAR | 36 | 8.7 | Keenan Allen - LAC | 
|
| WR | 
|
Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 13 | 11.9 | Nico Collins - HOU | 
|
| WR | 
|
Malik Nabers - NYG | 4 | 25 | Drake London - ATL | 
|
| TE | 
|
Trey McBride - ARI | 12.2 | 7.9 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 
|
| K | 
|
Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 8 | 5 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Denver Broncos - DEN | 10 | 3 | Cleveland Browns - CLE | 
|
| Total | 147.96 | 119 | ||||
| Winner | Kingpins of Crime (+28.96) | |||||
| Position | |
Fighting Methodists | hancocky bastards | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Justin Herbert - LAC | 12.52 | 27.14 | Justin Fields - NYJ | 
|
| RB | 
|
Ashton Jeanty - LV | 33.5 | 22.5 | James Cook III - BUF |
|
| RB | 
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 10.4 | 1.2 | David Montgomery - DET | 
|
| WR | 
|
Courtland Sutton - DEN | 19.1 | 33.4 | George Pickens - DAL | 
|
| WR | 
|
Ladd McConkey - LAC | 2.1 | 20.1 | Deebo Samuel - WAS | 
|
| WR | 
|
Tetairoa McMillan - CAR | 10.2 | 5 | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 
|
| TE | 
|
Tyler Warren - IND | 18.3 | 6.1 | Zach Ertz - WAS | 
|
| K | 
|
Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 9 | 10 | Spencer Shrader - IND | 
|
| DEF |
|
Denver Broncos - DEN | 10 | 12 | Houston Texans - HOU | 
|
| Total | 125.12 | 137.44 | ||||
| Winner | hancocky bastards (+12.32) | |||||
| Position |  |
The Los Angeles ICE-melters | Oodles of Noodles | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Sam Darnold - SEA | 16.08 | 12.8 | Aaron Rodgers - PIT | 
|
| RB | 
|
Bhayshul Tuten - JAX | 3.2 | 1.2 | David Montgomery - DET |
|
| RB | 
|
Josh Jacobs - GB | 31.7 | 0 | Zack Moss - CIN | 
|
| WR | 
|
Elic Ayomanor - TEN | 6.4 | 0 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 
|
| WR | 
|
Matthew Golden - GB | 11.3 | 5.6 | Chris Godwin Jr. - TB | 
|
| WR | 
|
Travis Hunter - JAX | 7.2 | 6.4 | Josh Downs - IND | 
|
| TE | 
|
Oronde Gadsden - LAC | 3.6 | 0 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 
|
| K | 
|
Matt Prater - BUF | 7 | 0 | Jason Sanders - MIA | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 12 | -5 | Green Bay Packers - GB | 
|
| Total | 98.48 | 21 | ||||
| Winner | The Los Angeles ICE-melters (+77.48) | |||||
| Position |  |
In the Lannisters We Trust | Bad at This | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jordan Love - GB | 26.28 | 26.28 | Jordan Love - GB |
|
| RB | 
|
Omarion Hampton - LAC | 27.5 | 5.7 | Kareem Hunt - KC | 
|
| RB |
|
Ashton Jeanty - LV | 33.5 | 11.5 | J.K. Dobbins - DEN | 
|
| WR | 
|
Tyreek Hill - MIA | 12.7 | 29.8 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 
|
| WR | 
|
Keon Coleman - BUF | 7.5 | 6.4 | Jauan Jennings - SF | 
|
| WR | 
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 15.1 | 23.8 | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 
|
| TE | 
|
Sam LaPorta - DET | 6.9 | 12.2 | Trey McBride - ARI |
|
| K | 
|
Jake Elliott - PHI | 7 | 5 | Cameron Dicker - LAC |
|
| DEF | 
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 8 | 10 | Denver Broncos - DEN |
|
| Total | 144.48 | 130.68 | ||||
| Winner | In the Lannisters We Trust (+13.8) | |||||
| Position |  |
Scrantonicity 7 | Zurich Fins | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Justin Herbert - LAC | 12.52 | 11.78 | Caleb Williams - CHI | 
|
| RB | 
|
Javonte Williams - DAL | 19 | 27.5 | Omarion Hampton - LAC |
|
| RB |
|
Ashton Jeanty - LV | 33.5 | 16.1 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 
|
| WR | 
|
Xavier Worthy - KC | 17.1 | 16.9 | Rome Odunze - CHI | 
|
| WR | 
|
Emeka Egbuka - TB | 20.1 | 23.8 | Quentin Johnston - LAC |
|
| WR | 
|
Tre Tucker - LV | 4.2 | 11.3 | Matthew Golden - GB |
|
| TE |
|
Tyler Warren - IND | 18.3 | 11.9 | Hunter Henry - NE | 
|
| K | 
|
Jake Bates - DET | 13 | 16 | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 
|
| DEF |
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 8 | 12 | Houston Texans - HOU |
|
| Total | 145.72 | 147.28 | ||||
| Winner | Zurich Fins (+1.56) | |||||
| Position | |
Green Bowl Packers | Woke Up and Chose Violence | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Justin Fields - NYJ | 27.14 | 23.22 | Drake Maye - NE | 
|
| RB | 
|
Samaje Perine - CIN | 0.4 | 27.5 | Omarion Hampton - LAC |
|
| RB | 
|
D'Andre Swift - CHI | 16 | 14.6 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 
|
| WR |
|
Matthew Golden - GB | 11.3 | 16.9 | Rome Odunze - CHI |
|
| WR |
|
Quentin Johnston - LAC | 23.8 | 13 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA |
|
| WR |
|
Tre Tucker - LV | 4.2 | 20.1 | Deebo Samuel - WAS |
|
| TE | 
|
Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 9.8 | 18.3 | Tyler Warren - IND |
|
| K |
|
Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 9 | 10 | Brandon McManus - GB | 
|
| DEF |
|
Houston Texans - HOU | 12 | 20 | Detroit Lions - DET | 
|
| Total | 113.64 | 163.62 | ||||
| Winner | Woke Up and Chose Violence (+49.98) | |||||
| Position | |
Riley Read Option | Dez Still Caught It |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Justin Fields - NYJ | 27.14 | 27.4 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 
|
| RB |
|
J.K. Dobbins - DEN | 11.5 | 27.5 | Omarion Hampton - LAC |
|
| RB |
|
Ashton Jeanty - LV | 33.5 | 9.9 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 
|
| WR | 
|
Jakobi Meyers - LV | 7 | 15.6 | Davante Adams - LAR | 
|
| WR |
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 15.1 | 19.1 | Courtland Sutton - DEN |
|
| WR |
|
Tre Tucker - LV | 4.2 | 7 | Jakobi Meyers - LV |
|
| TE | 
|
Tucker Kraft - GB | 10.6 | 18 | Kyle Pitts Sr. - ATL | 
|
| K | 
|
Wil Lutz - DEN | 4 | 10 | Brandon McManus - GB |
|
| DEF |
|
Houston Texans - HOU | 12 | 12 | Houston Texans - HOU |
|
| Total | 125.04 | 146.5 | ||||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It (+21.46) | |||||
| Position | |
Drew Crew | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Caleb Williams - CHI | 11.78 | 9.78 | Geno Smith - LV | 
|
| RB |
|
Omarion Hampton - LAC | 27.5 | 11.5 | J.K. Dobbins - DEN |
|
| RB |
|
James Cook III - BUF | 22.5 | 16.1 | Breece Hall - NYJ |
|
| WR |
|
Nico Collins - HOU | 11.9 | 11.9 | Nico Collins - HOU |
|
| WR | 
|
DJ Moore - CHI | 7.8 | 6.4 | Josh Downs - IND |
|
| WR |
|
Matthew Golden - GB | 11.3 | 12.7 | Tyreek Hill - MIA |
|
| TE | 
|
Evan Engram - DEN | 6.9 | 18 | Kyle Pitts Sr. - ATL |
|
| K |
|
Spencer Shrader - IND | 10 | 10 | Parker Romo - ATL | 
|
| DEF |
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 8 | 12 | Houston Texans - HOU |
|
| Total | 117.68 | 108.38 | ||||
| Winner | Drew Crew (+9.3) | |||||
| Position | |
Ward and Peace | Beaver Blitz |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Bo Nix - DEN | 25.74 | 11.78 | Caleb Williams - CHI |
|
| RB |
|
Omarion Hampton - LAC | 27.5 | 22.5 | James Cook III - BUF |
|
| RB |
|
David Montgomery - DET | 1.2 | 17.7 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 
|
| WR |
|
Ladd McConkey - LAC | 2.1 | 16.9 | Rome Odunze - CHI |
|
| WR |
|
Deebo Samuel - WAS | 20.1 | 36 | Puka Nacua - LAR |
|
| WR |
|
Courtland Sutton - DEN | 19.1 | 26 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 
|
| TE | 
|
Brenton Strange - JAX | 10.5 | 9.6 | Brock Bowers - LV | 
|
| K |
|
Spencer Shrader - IND | 10 | 5 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 
|
| DEF |
|
Houston Texans - HOU | 12 | 20 | Detroit Lions - DET |
|
| Total | 128.24 | 165.48 | ||||
| Winner | Beaver Blitz (+37.24) | |||||
| Position |  |
Skid Marks | Cooper DeJean is not my lover | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Drake Maye - NE | 23.22 | 26.28 | Jordan Love - GB |
|
| RB | 
|
Jordan Mason - MIN | 10.2 | 11.2 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 
|
| RB |
|
Josh Jacobs - GB | 31.7 | 16 | D'Andre Swift - CHI |
|
| WR |
|
Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 13 | 20.1 | Deebo Samuel - WAS |
|
| WR |
|
Davante Adams - LAR | 15.6 | 11.3 | Matthew Golden - GB |
|
| WR | 
|
A.J. Brown - PHI | 2.7 | 4.2 | Tre Tucker - LV |
|
| TE |
|
Tucker Kraft - GB | 10.6 | 4.5 | Harold Fannin Jr. - CLE | 
|
| K |
|
Cameron Dicker - LAC | 5 | 13 | Jason Myers - SEA | 
|
| DEF |
|
Denver Broncos - DEN | 10 | -1 | Washington Commanders - WAS | 
|
| Total | 122.02 | 105.58 | ||||
| Winner | Skid Marks (+16.44) | |||||
| Position |  |
Rusty Ryan and the All Reds | Jordan Loves Younghoes | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jordan Love - GB | 26.28 | 25.74 | Bo Nix - DEN |
|
| RB | 
|
Trey Benson - ARI | 10.4 | 12 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 
|
| RB |
|
J.K. Dobbins - DEN | 11.5 | 16 | D'Andre Swift - CHI |
|
| WR |
|
George Pickens - DAL | 33.4 | 11.3 | Matthew Golden - GB |
|
| WR | 
|
Dontayvion Wicks - GB | 3.9 | 23.6 | DK Metcalf - PIT | 
|
| WR | 
|
Chris Olave - NO | 9 | 12.7 | Tyreek Hill - MIA |
|
| TE |
|
Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 9.8 | 4.5 | Harold Fannin Jr. - CLE |
|
| K |
|
Spencer Shrader - IND | 10 | 4 | Wil Lutz - DEN |
|
| DEF | 
|
New England Patriots - NE | 10 | 5 | Las Vegas Raiders - LV | 
|
| Total | 124.28 | 114.84 | ||||
| Winner | Rusty Ryan and the All Reds (+9.44) | |||||
| Position | |
Freakofnature | Up!!! |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Justin Herbert - LAC | 12.52 | 23.22 | Drake Maye - NE |
|
| RB |
|
James Cook III - BUF | 22.5 | 17.7 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET |
|
| RB |
|
Omarion Hampton - LAC | 27.5 | 16 | D'Andre Swift - CHI |
|
| WR |
|
Quentin Johnston - LAC | 23.8 | 15.6 | Davante Adams - LAR |
|
| WR |
|
Deebo Samuel - WAS | 20.1 | 23.8 | Quentin Johnston - LAC |
|
| WR |
|
Jakobi Meyers - LV | 7 | 0 | Terry McLaurin - WAS |
|
| TE | 
|
Jake Ferguson - DAL | 17 | 10.6 | Tucker Kraft - GB |
|
| K |
|
Jake Bates - DET | 13 | 7 | Matt Prater - BUF |
|
| DEF |
|
Denver Broncos - DEN | 10 | 12 | Houston Texans - HOU |
|
| Total | 153.42 | 125.92 | ||||
| Winner | Freakofnature (+27.5) | |||||
| Position | |
Depressed Colts Fan | TheNuke | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Geno Smith - LV | 9.78 | 27.3 | Patrick Mahomes - KC |
|
| RB | 
|
Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 5.1 | 14.6 | Jonathan Taylor - IND |
|
| RB |
|
J.K. Dobbins - DEN | 11.5 | 31.7 | Josh Jacobs - GB |
|
| WR |
|
Tre Tucker - LV | 4.2 | 36 | Puka Nacua - LAR |
|
| WR |
|
Nico Collins - HOU | 11.9 | 0 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 
|
| WR | 
|
Tyler Johnson - NYJ | 0 | 6.4 | Jauan Jennings - SF |
|
| TE |
|
Tucker Kraft - GB | 10.6 | 10 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 
|
| K |
|
Spencer Shrader - IND | 10 | 0 | Anders Carlson - SF | 
|
| DEF |
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 8 | 0 | San Francisco 49ers - SF | 
|
| Total | 71.08 | 126 | ||||
| Winner | TheNuke (+54.92) | |||||
| Position |  |
Southport Skegs | WinnersWin | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Aaron Rodgers - PIT | 12.8 | 27.3 | Patrick Mahomes - KC |
|
| RB |
|
Omarion Hampton - LAC | 27.5 | 14.6 | Jonathan Taylor - IND |
|
| RB | 
|
Tony Pollard - TEN | 10.6 | 17.4 | Saquon Barkley - PHI |
|
| WR | 
|
DeVonta Smith - PHI | 4.9 | 36 | Puka Nacua - LAR |
|
| WR | 
|
Jameson Williams - DET | 5.7 | 26 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET |
|
| WR | 
|
Tyquan Thornton - KC | 8.1 | 4.9 | DeVonta Smith - PHI |
|
| TE |
|
Brenton Strange - JAX | 10.5 | 12.2 | Trey McBride - ARI |
|
| K |
|
Jake Elliott - PHI | 7 | 5 | Cameron Dicker - LAC |
|
| DEF | 
|
Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 13 | 12 | Seattle Seahawks - SEA |
|
| Total | 100.1 | 155.4 | ||||
| Winner | WinnersWin (+55.3) | |||||
| Position | |
Endzone Jones | Cooper Station | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Josh Allen - BUF | 24.86 | 24.86 | Josh Allen - BUF |
|
| RB |
|
J.K. Dobbins - DEN | 11.5 | 17.1 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 
|
| RB |
|
Jordan Mason - MIN | 10.2 | 10.2 | Jordan Mason - MIN |
|
| WR |
|
Matthew Golden - GB | 11.3 | 11.9 | Nico Collins - HOU |
|
| WR |
|
Courtland Sutton - DEN | 19.1 | 7.5 | Keon Coleman - BUF |
|
| WR |
|
Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 13 | 19.1 | Courtland Sutton - DEN |
|
| TE |
|
Brock Bowers - LV | 9.6 | 10.6 | Tucker Kraft - GB |
|
| K | 
|
Joey Slye - TEN | -2 | 7 | Eddy Pineiro - SF | 
|
| DEF |
|
Denver Broncos - DEN | 10 | 7 | Buffalo Bills - BUF | 
|
| Total | 107.56 | 115.26 | ||||
| Winner | Cooper Station (+7.7) | |||||
| Position | |
Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | She Sucks My Boswell |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jordan Love - GB | 26.28 | 26.28 | Jordan Love - GB |
|
| RB | 
|
Chris Rodriguez Jr. - WAS | 5.9 | 31.4 | Kenneth Gainwell - PIT | 
|
| RB | 
|
Nick Chubb - HOU | 8.2 | 16 | D'Andre Swift - CHI |
|
| WR |
|
Chris Godwin Jr. - TB | 5.6 | 7 | Jakobi Meyers - LV |
|
| WR |
|
Deebo Samuel - WAS | 20.1 | 3 | Demarcus Robinson - SF | 
|
| WR |
|
Demarcus Robinson - SF | 3 | 9.5 | Troy Franklin - DEN | 
|
| TE | 
|
Tommy Tremble - CAR | 15.2 | 7.9 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN |
|
| K | 
|
Cairo Santos - CHI | 19 | 16 | Chase McLaughlin - TB |
|
| DEF |
|
Denver Broncos - DEN | 10 | 10 | Denver Broncos - DEN |
|
| Total | 113.28 | 127.08 | ||||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell (+13.8) | |||||
| Position | |
The Good Guys | Hock Out With My KOC Out | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Geno Smith - LV | 9.78 | 5.4 | Jake Browning - CIN | 
|
| RB |
|
Kareem Hunt - KC | 5.7 | 27.5 | Omarion Hampton - LAC |
|
| RB |
|
Nick Chubb - HOU | 8.2 | 4.5 | Miles Sanders - DAL | 
|
| WR |
|
Ladd McConkey - LAC | 2.1 | 9.5 | Troy Franklin - DEN |
|
| WR | 
|
JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC | 13.6 | 17.9 | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 
|
| WR |
|
Tetairoa McMillan - CAR | 10.2 | 8.7 | Keenan Allen - LAC |
|
| TE | 
|
Ja'Tavion Sanders - CAR | 0 | 11.5 | Mason Taylor - NYJ | 
|
| K | 
|
Daniel Carlson - LV | 5 | 4 | Wil Lutz - DEN |
|
| DEF |
|
Denver Broncos - DEN | 10 | 8 | LA Chargers - LAC |
|
| Total | 64.58 | 97 | ||||
| Winner | Hock Out With My KOC Out (+32.42) | |||||
| Position |  |
Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade | Pay Day Gray | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jordan Love - GB | 26.28 | 23.22 | Drake Maye - NE |
|
| RB | 
|
Quinshon Judkins - CLE | 21.5 | 0.6 | Braelon Allen - NYJ | 
|
| RB |
|
Isiah Pacheco - KC | 12.8 | 8.2 | Nick Chubb - HOU |
|
| WR |
|
George Pickens - DAL | 33.4 | 3.7 | Andrei Iosivas - CIN | 
|
| WR |
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 15.1 | 14.4 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 
|
| WR | 
|
Rashid Shaheed - NO | 9.2 | 4.4 | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 
|
| TE |
|
Oronde Gadsden - LAC | 3.6 | 17 | Jake Ferguson - DAL |
|
| K | 
|
Cam Little - JAX | 8 | 7 | Matt Prater - BUF |
|
| DEF |
|
Houston Texans - HOU | 12 | 12 | Houston Texans - HOU |
|
| Total | 141.88 | 90.52 | ||||
| Winner | Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade (+51.36) | |||||
