2025-26 Week 5 Scores

Position Woke Up and Chose Violence Bad at This
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 26.72 25.92 Justin Fields - NYJ
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 31.1 32.4 Rico Dowdle - CAR
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 16.7 23.1 Rachaad White - TB
WR Emeka Egbuka - TB 31.3 19.1 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
WR George Pickens - DAL 13.7 14.9 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 10.8 12.9 Chris Olave - NO
TE Trey McBride - ARI 9.1 1.7 Tommy Tremble - CAR
K Spencer Shrader - IND 2 5 Jake Elliott - PHI
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 3 7 Cleveland Browns - CLE
Total 144.42 142.02
Winner Woke Up and Chose Violence (+2.4)
Position Zurich Fins Beaver Blitz
QB Justin Fields - NYJ 25.92 0 Jason Bean - IND
RB Michael Carter - ARI 18.3 27.9 Christian McCaffrey - SF
RB Woody Marks - HOU 2.4 27 Jacory Croskey-Merritt - WAS
WR Xavier Worthy - KC 11.1 0 Dont'e Thornton Jr. - LV
WR Chris Olave - NO 12.9 0 Brandon Aiyuk - SF
WR Khalil Shakir - BUF 11 0 Johnny Wilson - PHI
TE Darren Waller - MIA 18.8 18.7 David Njoku - CLE
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 5 3 Joshua Karty - LAR
DEF Cleveland Browns - CLE 7 3 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 112.42 79.6
Winner Zurich Fins (+32.82)
Position Scrantonicity 7 The Good Guys
QB Adrian Martinez - SF 0 25.92 Justin Fields - NYJ
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 9.6 32.4 Rico Dowdle - CAR
RB David Montgomery - DET 18.22 18.3 Michael Carter - ARI
WR Jameson Williams - DET 2 4.9 Isaiah Bond - CLE
WR Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX 12 4.1 Darius Slayton - NYG
WR Cooper Kupp - SEA 11.9 19.1 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
TE Zach Ertz - WAS 0 18.8 Darren Waller - MIA
K Matt Prater - BUF 9 18 Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU
DEF Arizona Cardinals - ARI 7 7 Arizona Cardinals - ARI
Total 69.72 148.52
Winner The Good Guys (+78.8)
Position Green Bowl Packers Depressed Colts Fan
QB Daniel Jones - IND 16.68 15.3 Kyler Murray - ARI
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 9.6 23.1 Rachaad White - TB
RB Rachaad White - TB 23.1 16.7 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 23 13.8 Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI
WR Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 8.2 2 Jameson Williams - DET
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 14.9 3.8 Elic Ayomanor - TEN
TE Zach Ertz - WAS 0 0 Zach Ertz - WAS
K Jake Bates - DET 5 5 Jake Bates - DET
DEF Indianapolis Colts - IND 16 10 Detroit Lions - DET
Total 116.48 89.7
Winner Green Bowl Packers (+26.78)
Position Drew Crew Dez Still Caught It
QB Kyler Murray - ARI 15.3 25.92 Justin Fields - NYJ
RB Rachaad White - TB 23.1 9.5 Alvin Kamara - NO
RB Woody Marks - HOU 2.4 32.4 Rico Dowdle - CAR
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 19.1 19.1 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
WR Jameson Williams - DET 2 6.9 Quentin Johnston - LAC
WR Hollywood Brown - KC 8.8 11.9 Cooper Kupp - SEA
TE Brenton Strange - JAX 3.2 16.8 Dalton Kincaid - BUF
K Matt Gay - WAS 9 2 Spencer Shrader - IND
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 3 10 Detroit Lions - DET
Total 85.9 134.52
Winner Dez Still Caught It (+48.62)
Position Ward and Peace Hock Out With My KOC Out
QB Justin Fields - NYJ 25.92 20.12 Jared Goff - DET
RB Cam Skattebo - NYG 14.4 14.4 Cam Skattebo - NYG
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 9.5 9.5 Alvin Kamara - NO
WR Jameson Williams - DET 2 19.1 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
WR Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 8.2 12.9 Chris Olave - NO
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 19.1 5.6 Chris Godwin Jr. - TB
TE Zach Ertz - WAS 0 18.8 Darren Waller - MIA
K Jake Elliott - PHI 5 5 Jake Bates - DET
DEF Arizona Cardinals - ARI 7 3 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 91.12 108.42
Winner Hock Out With My KOC Out (+17.3)
Position Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? Endzone Jones
QB Jaxson Dart - NYG 15.58 25.92 Justin Fields - NYJ
RB Woody Marks - HOU 2.4 13 Omarion Hampton - LAC
RB Cam Skattebo - NYG 14.4 16.7 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET
WR Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 8.2 19.1 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 23 11.1 Xavier Worthy - KC
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 10.8 6.9 Quentin Johnston - LAC
TE Ian Thomas - LV 5 12.1 Cade Otton - TB
K Riley Patterson - MIA 7 5 Brandon Aubrey - DAL
DEF Detroit Lions - DET 10 16 Indianapolis Colts - IND
Total 96.38 125.82
Winner Endzone Jones (+29.44)
Position In the Lannisters We Trust TheNuke
QB Jaxson Dart - NYG 15.58 19.5 Jalen Hurts - PHI
RB Javonte Williams - DAL 26.9 0 Bijan Robinson - ATL
RB Zach Charbonnet - SEA 11.8 16.7 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 19.3 0 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
WR Khalil Shakir - BUF 11 19.1 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 10.8 0 Mike Evans - TB
TE Mark Andrews - BAL 4.2 20.2 Sam LaPorta - DET
K Matt Gay - WAS 9 4 Harrison Butker - KC
DEF Arizona Cardinals - ARI 7 6 Buffalo Bills - BUF
Total 115.58 85.5
Winner In the Lannisters We Trust (+30.08)
Position Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade Cooper Station
QB Jaxson Dart - NYG 15.58 20.12 Jared Goff - DET
RB Cam Skattebo - NYG 14.4 26.9 Javonte Williams - DAL
RB Rachaad White - TB 23.1 2.4 Woody Marks - HOU
WR Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 8.2 18 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
WR Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX 12 9.3 A.J. Brown - PHI
WR Nico Collins - HOU 16 11 Khalil Shakir - BUF
TE Tommy Tremble - CAR 1.7 14.4 Tyler Warren - IND
K Blake Grupe - NO 14 4 Harrison Butker - KC
DEF Arizona Cardinals - ARI 7 10 Detroit Lions - DET
Total 111.98 116.12
Winner Cooper Station (+4.14)
Position The Los Angeles ICE-melters Kingpins of Crime
QB Jared Goff - DET 20.12 14.64 Justin Herbert - LAC
RB Omarion Hampton - LAC 13 16.6 De'Von Achane - MIA
RB Emari Demercado - ARI 6.1 26.9 Javonte Williams - DAL
WR Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 8.2 6.9 Quentin Johnston - LAC
WR Demarcus Robinson - SF 6.9 13.7 George Pickens - DAL
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 23 23 Jaylen Waddle - MIA
TE Darren Waller - MIA 18.8 23.9 Jake Ferguson - DAL
K Matt Gay - WAS 9 4 Harrison Butker - KC
DEF Detroit Lions - DET 10 7 Arizona Cardinals - ARI
Total 115.12 136.64
Winner Kingpins of Crime (+21.52)
Position Oodles of Noodles Up!!!
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 26.24 25.92 Justin Fields - NYJ
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 14.7 17.5 Breece Hall - NYJ
RB Brian Robinson Jr. - SF 1.2 9.5 Alvin Kamara - NO
WR Tyler Lockett - TEN 1.6 19.1 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
WR Amari Cooper - BUF 0 2 Jameson Williams - DET
WR George Pickens - DAL 13.7 14.9 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 0 14.4 Tyler Warren - IND
K Younghoe Koo - NYG 0 2 Spencer Shrader - IND
DEF Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX 2 10 Detroit Lions - DET
Total 59.44 115.32
Winner Up!!! (+55.88)
Position hancocky bastards WinnersWin
QB - 0 17.88 Bo Nix - DEN
RB - 0 9.3 Derrick Henry - BAL
RB - 0 15.9 Ashton Jeanty - LV
WR - 0 19.3 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR - 0 7.2 Jakobi Meyers - LV
WR - 0 23.6 Deebo Samuel - WAS
TE - 0 20.2 Sam LaPorta - DET
K - 0 5 Brandon Aubrey - DAL
DEF - 0 10 Detroit Lions - DET
Total 0 128.38
Winner WinnersWin (+128.38)
Position She Sucks My Boswell Pay Day Gray
QB Justin Fields - NYJ 25.92 15.58 Jaxson Dart - NYG
RB Rico Dowdle - CAR 32.4 23.1 Rachaad White - TB
RB David Montgomery - DET 18.22 32.4 Rico Dowdle - CAR
WR Nico Collins - HOU 16 23 Jaylen Waddle - MIA
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 19.1 23.6 Deebo Samuel - WAS
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 14.9 14.9 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND
TE Tommy Tremble - CAR 1.7 3.2 Brenton Strange - JAX
K Ryan Fitzgerald - CAR 10 2 Spencer Shrader - IND
DEF Los Angeles Rams - LAR -2 6 Buffalo Bills - BUF
Total 136.24 143.78
Winner Pay Day Gray (+7.54)
Position Cooper DeJean is not my lover H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO
QB Justin Fields - NYJ 25.92 28.76 C.J. Stroud - HOU
RB Rico Dowdle - CAR 32.4 14.4 Cam Skattebo - NYG
RB Woody Marks - HOU 2.4 32.4 Rico Dowdle - CAR
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 19.1 19.1 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
WR Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 8.2 14.9 Ladd McConkey - LAC
WR Josh Downs - IND 11.4 8.2 Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG
TE Zach Ertz - WAS 0 0 Austin Hooper - NE
K Jake Elliott - PHI 5 3 Chad Ryland - ARI
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 3 7 Arizona Cardinals - ARI
Total 107.42 127.76
Winner H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO (+20.34)
Position Freakofnature Krusty Krab Pizzas
QB Justin Fields - NYJ 25.92 14.64 Justin Herbert - LAC
RB Ashton Jeanty - LV 15.9 23.1 Rachaad White - TB
RB Cam Skattebo - NYG 14.4 14.8 Tony Pollard - TEN
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 19.1 24.6 Stefon Diggs - NE
WR Ladd McConkey - LAC 14.9 19.4 DeVonta Smith - PHI
WR Hollywood Brown - KC 8.8 23 Jaylen Waddle - MIA
TE Darren Waller - MIA 18.8 13.3 Evan Engram - DEN
K Matt Prater - BUF 9 5 Brandon Aubrey - DAL
DEF Detroit Lions - DET 10 18 New Orleans Saints - NO
Total 136.82 155.84
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas (+19.02)
Position Southport Skegs Jordan Loves Younghoes
QB Daniel Jones - IND 16.68 19.42 Josh Allen - BUF
RB Quinshon Judkins - CLE 13.8 31.1 Kyren Williams - LAR
RB Rico Dowdle - CAR 32.4 31.6 Jonathan Taylor - IND
WR Deebo Samuel - WAS 23.6 11.1 Xavier Worthy - KC
WR Chris Olave - NO 12.9 27.2 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 15.1 17.9 Courtland Sutton - DEN
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 10.9 9.8 T.J. Hockenson - MIN
K Nick Folk - NYJ 7 0 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF Cleveland Browns - CLE 7 0 New York Giants - NYG
Total 139.38 148.12
Winner Jordan Loves Younghoes (+8.74)
Position Fighting Methodists Rusty Ryan and the All Reds
QB Drake Maye - NE 12.12 25.92 Justin Fields - NYJ
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 31.6 16.6 De'Von Achane - MIA
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 16.6 9.5 Alvin Kamara - NO
WR Quentin Johnston - LAC 6.9 31.3 Emeka Egbuka - TB
WR Emeka Egbuka - TB 31.3 12 Tyquan Thornton - KC
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 14.9 8.2 Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 23.9 17.7 Mason Taylor - NYJ
K Matt Prater - BUF 9 17 Eddy Pineiro - SF
DEF Detroit Lions - DET 10 3 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 156.32 141.22
Winner Fighting Methodists (+15.1)
Position Skid Marks Riley Read Option
QB Jaxson Dart - NYG 15.58 17.14 Jayden Daniels - WAS
RB David Montgomery - DET 18.22 23.1 Rachaad White - TB
RB Cam Skattebo - NYG 14.4 8.8 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX
WR Elic Ayomanor - TEN 3.8 3.8 Elic Ayomanor - TEN
WR Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 8.2 5.6 Chris Godwin Jr. - TB
WR Emeka Egbuka - TB 31.3 2 Jameson Williams - DET
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.8 0 Zach Ertz - WAS
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 5 4 Jason Myers - SEA
DEF Detroit Lions - DET 10 7 Arizona Cardinals - ARI
Total 123.3 71.44
Winner Skid Marks (+51.86)