| Position | Jordan Loves Younghoes | WinnersWin | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Fields - NYJ | 4.9 | 14.96 | Jordan Love - GB | ||
| RB | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 8.7 | 35.8 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | ||
| RB | Rico Dowdle - CAR | 33.9 | 0 | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | ||
| WR | Olamide Zaccheaus - CHI | 4.8 | 11.2 | Tee Higgins - CIN | ||
| WR | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 0 | 2.8 | Calvin Ridley - TEN | ||
| WR | Tyquan Thornton - KC | 0 | 4 | DeAndre Hopkins - BAL | ||
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 12.3 | 0 | Brock Bowers - LV | ||
| K | Nick Folk - NYJ | 12 | 0 | Justin Tucker - BAL | ||
| DEF | Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 11 | 9 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB | ||
| Total | 87.6 | 77.76 | ||||
| Winner | Jordan Loves Younghoes (+9.84) | |||||
| Position | Woke Up and Chose Violence | Depressed Colts Fan | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 21.64 | 18.76 | Justin Herbert - LAC | ||
| RB | Josh Jacobs - GB | 32 | 8.4 | Javonte Williams - DAL | ||
| RB | Javonte Williams - DAL | 8.4 | 33.9 | Rico Dowdle - CAR | ||
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 31.8 | 6.7 | Keenan Allen - LAC | ||
| WR | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 23 | 1.7 | Jauan Jennings - SF | ||
| WR | Stefon Diggs - NE | 5.8 | 10.5 | Romeo Doubs - GB | ||
| TE | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 26 | 6.7 | Noah Fant - CIN | ||
| K | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 6 | 8 | Michael Badgley - IND | ||
| DEF | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 0 | 3 | Green Bay Packers - GB | ||
| Total | 154.64 | 97.66 | ||||
| Winner | Woke Up and Chose Violence (+56.98) | |||||
| Position | Skid Marks | Drew Crew | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 9.34 | 18.46 | Bryce Young - CAR | ||
| RB | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 8.7 | 16.6 | Ashton Jeanty - LV | ||
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 23.7 | 33.9 | Rico Dowdle - CAR | ||
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 25.1 | 7.9 | Davante Adams - LAR | ||
| WR | George Pickens - DAL | 31.8 | 2.8 | Calvin Ridley - TEN | ||
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 4.8 | 31.8 | George Pickens - DAL | ||
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 12.3 | 12.3 | Tucker Kraft - GB | ||
| K | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 6 | 2 | Matt Prater - BUF | ||
| DEF | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 0 | 11 | Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | ||
| Total | 121.74 | 136.76 | ||||
| Winner | Drew Crew (+15.02) | |||||
| Position | Green Bowl Packers | In the Lannisters We Trust | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Bo Nix - DEN | 13.36 | 9.34 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | ||
| RB | Rico Dowdle - CAR | 33.9 | 33.9 | Rico Dowdle - CAR | ||
| RB | Michael Carter - ARI | 8.4 | 8.3 | Jaylen Warren - PIT | ||
| WR | Romeo Doubs - GB | 10.5 | 0 | Quentin Johnston - LAC | ||
| WR | Kendrick Bourne - SF | 19.2 | 23 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | ||
| WR | Xavier Worthy - KC | 10.6 | 1.7 | Jauan Jennings - SF | ||
| TE | Darren Waller - MIA | 9.2 | 5.7 | Hunter Henry - NE | ||
| K | Joshua Karty - LAR | 4 | 5 | Jake Bates - DET | ||
| DEF | Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 16 | 1 | Indianapolis Colts - IND | ||
| Total | 125.16 | 87.94 | ||||
| Winner | Green Bowl Packers (+37.22) | |||||
| Position | Dez Still Caught It | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Drake Maye - NE | 27.24 | 11.18 | Mac Jones - SF | ||
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 17.6 | 17.6 | Rachaad White - TB | ||
| RB | Tony Pollard - TEN | 6.7 | 6.7 | Tony Pollard - TEN | ||
| WR | George Pickens - DAL | 31.8 | 7.9 | Davante Adams - LAR | ||
| WR | Luke McCaffrey - WAS | 10.3 | 13.2 | Matthew Golden - GB | ||
| WR | Xavier Worthy - KC | 10.6 | 7.1 | Sterling Shepard - TB | ||
| TE | Jake Tonges - SF | 11.8 | 1 | Cole Kmet - CHI | ||
| K | Matt Prater - BUF | 2 | 5 | Andy Borregales - NE | ||
| DEF | Indianapolis Colts - IND | 1 | 3 | Green Bay Packers - GB | ||
| Total | 119.04 | 72.68 | ||||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It (+46.36) | |||||
| Position | TheNuke | Bad at This | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Drake Maye - NE | 27.24 | 9.34 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | ||
| RB | Ashton Jeanty - LV | 16.6 | 3.3 | Hassan Haskins - LAC | ||
| RB | Rico Dowdle - CAR | 33.9 | 32 | Josh Jacobs - GB | ||
| WR | Emeka Egbuka - TB | 4.4 | 17.9 | Tetairoa McMillan - CAR | ||
| WR | George Pickens - DAL | 31.8 | 7.9 | Davante Adams - LAR | ||
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 14 | 8.9 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | ||
| TE | Tyler Warren - IND | 18.3 | 12.3 | Tucker Kraft - GB | ||
| K | Matt Prater - BUF | 2 | 9 | Wil Lutz - DEN | ||
| DEF | Indianapolis Colts - IND | 1 | 3 | Green Bay Packers - GB | ||
| Total | 149.24 | 103.64 | ||||
| Winner | TheNuke (+45.6) | |||||
| Position | Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Riley Read Option | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Mac Jones - SF | 11.18 | 19.88 | Caleb Williams - CHI | ||
| RB | Josh Jacobs - GB | 32 | 32 | Josh Jacobs - GB | ||
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 17.6 | 6.7 | Tony Pollard - TEN | ||
| WR | Kendrick Bourne - SF | 19.2 | 31.8 | Drake London - ATL | ||
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 31.8 | 10.6 | Xavier Worthy - KC | ||
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 7.9 | 13.2 | Matthew Golden - GB | ||
| TE | Cade Otton - TB | 10.1 | 4.8 | Kyle Pitts Sr. - ATL | ||
| K | Matt Prater - BUF | 2 | 7 | Matt Gay - WAS | ||
| DEF | Green Bay Packers - GB | 3 | 1 | Buffalo Bills - BUF | ||
| Total | 134.78 | 126.98 | ||||
| Winner | Cooper DeJean is not my lover (+7.8) | |||||
| Position | She Sucks My Boswell | Endzone Jones | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Bryce Young - CAR | 18.46 | 22.34 | Dak Prescott - DAL | ||
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 17.6 | 16.6 | Ashton Jeanty - LV | ||
| RB | Quinshon Judkins - CLE | 3.6 | 33.9 | Rico Dowdle - CAR | ||
| WR | Tetairoa McMillan - CAR | 17.9 | 7.9 | Davante Adams - LAR | ||
| WR | Casey Washington - ATL | 0 | 2.8 | Calvin Ridley - TEN | ||
| WR | Xavier Worthy - KC | 10.6 | 14 | A.J. Brown - PHI | ||
| TE | Mason Taylor - NYJ | 1.2 | 12.3 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | ||
| K | Joshua Karty - LAR | 4 | 14 | Chris Boswell - PIT | ||
| DEF | Green Bay Packers - GB | 3 | 0 | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | ||
| Total | 76.36 | 123.84 | ||||
| Winner | Endzone Jones (+47.48) | |||||
| Position | Hock Out With My KOC Out | Beaver Blitz | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 14.96 | 27.24 | Drake Maye - NE | ||
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 17.6 | 0 | Omarion Hampton - LAC | ||
| RB | Rico Dowdle - CAR | 33.9 | 4 | J.K. Dobbins - DEN | ||
| WR | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 2.8 | 9.1 | Luther Burden III - CHI | ||
| WR | Romeo Doubs - GB | 10.5 | 0 | Amari Cooper - BUF | ||
| WR | Isaac TeSlaa - DET | 0 | 5.2 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | ||
| TE | Hunter Henry - NE | 5.7 | 0 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | ||
| K | Lucas Havrisik - GB | 10 | 5 | Jake Bates - DET | ||
| DEF | Las Vegas Raiders - LV | 17 | 17 | Denver Broncos - DEN | ||
| Total | 112.46 | 67.54 | ||||
| Winner | Hock Out With My KOC Out (+44.92) | |||||
| Position | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Michael Penix Jr. - ATL | 14.6 | 8.66 | Geno Smith - LV | ||
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 5.9 | 5.8 | Jacory Croskey-Merritt - WAS | ||
| RB | Quinshon Judkins - CLE | 3.6 | 2.3 | Blake Corum - LAR | ||
| WR | Tetairoa McMillan - CAR | 17.9 | 19.2 | Kendrick Bourne - SF | ||
| WR | Chris Olave - NO | 15.8 | 3.1 | Troy Franklin - DEN | ||
| WR | Tre Tucker - LV | 12 | 17.9 | Tetairoa McMillan - CAR | ||
| TE | Evan Engram - DEN | 9.9 | 26 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | ||
| K | Nick Folk - NYJ | 12 | 9 | Riley Patterson - MIA | ||
| DEF | Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 11 | 1 | New Orleans Saints - NO | ||
| Total | 102.7 | 92.96 | ||||
| Winner | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? (+9.74) | |||||
| Position | Scrantonicity 7 | Ward and Peace | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 31.48 | 27.24 | Drake Maye - NE | ||
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 7.5 | 16.7 | Kyren Williams - LAR | ||
| RB | Josh Williams - TB | 0 | 10.8 | Tyler Allgeier - ATL | ||
| WR | Dan Chisena - CAR | 0 | 0 | Jamal Agnew - ATL | ||
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 13.7 | 23 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | ||
| WR | Dorian Singer - JAX | 0 | 10.5 | Romeo Doubs - GB | ||
| TE | Chig Okonkwo - TEN | 10.6 | 12.3 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | ||
| K | Ryan Fitzgerald - CAR | 14 | 17 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | ||
| DEF | Las Vegas Raiders - LV | 17 | 11 | Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | ||
| Total | 94.28 | 128.54 | ||||
| Winner | Ward and Peace (+34.26) | |||||
| Position | Cooper Station | Pay Day Gray | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 9.34 | 14.6 | Michael Penix Jr. - ATL | ||
| RB | Josh Jacobs - GB | 32 | 31 | De'Von Achane - MIA | ||
| RB | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 4.7 | 16.7 | Kyren Williams - LAR | ||
| WR | Davante Adams - LAR | 7.9 | 23 | Ladd McConkey - LAC | ||
| WR | Rome Odunze - CHI | 5.2 | 19.2 | Kendrick Bourne - SF | ||
| WR | Keenan Allen - LAC | 6.7 | 13.2 | Matthew Golden - GB | ||
| TE | Sam LaPorta - DET | 16.5 | 11.8 | Jake Tonges - SF | ||
| K | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 6 | 6 | Chase McLaughlin - TB | ||
| DEF | Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 11 | 11 | Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | ||
| Total | 99.34 | 146.5 | ||||
| Winner | Pay Day Gray (+47.16) | |||||
| Position | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Up!!! | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott - DAL | 22.34 | 18.46 | Bryce Young - CAR | ||
| RB | Josh Jacobs - GB | 32 | 8.7 | Saquon Barkley - PHI | ||
| RB | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 4.7 | 4.7 | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | ||
| WR | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 4.3 | 5.2 | Rome Odunze - CHI | ||
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 4 | 8.6 | Zay Flowers - BAL | ||
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 0 | 8.2 | DJ Moore - CHI | ||
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 0 | 12.3 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | ||
| K | Jason Myers - SEA | 10 | 6 | Chase McLaughlin - TB | ||
| DEF | Dallas Cowboys - DAL | -1 | 0 | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | ||
| Total | 76.34 | 72.16 | ||||
| Winner | Krusty Krab Pizzas (+4.18) | |||||
| Position | Oodles of Noodles | Kingpins of Crime | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 19.64 | 9.34 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | ||
| RB | Najee Harris - LAC | 0 | 16.6 | Ashton Jeanty - LV | ||
| RB | Raheem Mostert - LV | -0.4 | 33.9 | Rico Dowdle - CAR | ||
| WR | Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 9.3 | 10.6 | Xavier Worthy - KC | ||
| WR | Deebo Samuel - WAS | 5.4 | 7.9 | Davante Adams - LAR | ||
| WR | Jordan Addison - MIN | 0 | 5.8 | Stefon Diggs - NE | ||
| TE | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 0 | 12.3 | Tucker Kraft - GB | ||
| K | Greg Zuerlein - NYJ | 0 | 14 | Chris Boswell - PIT | ||
| DEF | Houston Texans - HOU | 0 | 0 | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | ||
| Total | 33.94 | 110.44 | ||||
| Winner | Kingpins of Crime (+76.5) | |||||
| Position | The Los Angeles ICE-melters | Freakofnature | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 9.34 | 22.34 | Dak Prescott - DAL | ||
| RB | Tony Pollard - TEN | 6.7 | 32 | Josh Jacobs - GB | ||
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 24.1 | 7.5 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | ||
| WR | George Pickens - DAL | 31.8 | 31.8 | George Pickens - DAL | ||
| WR | Keenan Allen - LAC | 6.7 | 15.82 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | ||
| WR | Sterling Shepard - TB | 7.1 | 6.7 | Keenan Allen - LAC | ||
| TE | Cade Otton - TB | 10.1 | 12.3 | Tucker Kraft - GB | ||
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 14 | -3 | Cam Little - JAX | ||
| DEF | LA Chargers - LAC | 8 | 3 | Green Bay Packers - GB | ||
| Total | 117.84 | 128.46 | ||||
| Winner | Freakofnature (+10.62) | |||||
| Position | Fighting Methodists | Southport Skegs | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love - GB | 14.96 | 9.34 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | ||
| RB | Josh Jacobs - GB | 32 | 8.4 | Michael Carter - ARI | ||
| RB | Cam Skattebo - NYG | 31 | 17.6 | Rachaad White - TB | ||
| WR | DK Metcalf - PIT | 19.5 | 4.8 | Puka Nacua - LAR | ||
| WR | Ricky Pearsall - SF | 0 | 31.8 | Drake London - ATL | ||
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 0 | 7.1 | Sterling Shepard - TB | ||
| TE | Tucker Kraft - GB | 12.3 | 12.3 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | ||
| K | Daniel Carlson - LV | 10 | 9 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | ||
| DEF | Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 11 | -1 | Dallas Cowboys - DAL | ||
| Total | 130.76 | 99.34 | ||||
| Winner | Fighting Methodists (+31.42) | |||||
| Position | hancocky bastards | Rusty Ryan and the All Reds | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 31.48 | 18.76 | Justin Herbert - LAC | ||
| RB | Josh Jacobs - GB | 32 | 24.1 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | ||
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 17.6 | 17.6 | Rachaad White - TB | ||
| WR | Xavier Worthy - KC | 10.6 | 17.9 | Tetairoa McMillan - CAR | ||
| WR | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 6.3 | 19.2 | Kendrick Bourne - SF | ||
| WR | Kendrick Bourne - SF | 19.2 | 2.8 | Calvin Ridley - TEN | ||
| TE | Tucker Kraft - GB | 12.3 | 12.3 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | ||
| K | Matt Prater - BUF | 2 | 7 | Matt Gay - WAS | ||
| DEF | Green Bay Packers - GB | 3 | 11 | Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | ||
| Total | 134.48 | 130.66 | ||||
| Winner | hancocky bastards (+3.82) | |||||
| Position | Zurich Fins | The Good Guys | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 9.34 | 27.24 | Drake Maye - NE | ||
| RB | Rico Dowdle - CAR | 33.9 | 3.6 | Quinshon Judkins - CLE | ||
| RB | Kimani Vidal - LAC | 22.8 | 16.6 | Ashton Jeanty - LV | ||
| WR | Tetairoa McMillan - CAR | 17.9 | 5.8 | Stefon Diggs - NE | ||
| WR | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 2.8 | 2.8 | Calvin Ridley - TEN | ||
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 7.9 | 15.82 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | ||
| TE | David Njoku - CLE | 5.8 | 5.8 | David Njoku - CLE | ||
| K | Joshua Karty - LAR | 4 | 5 | Andy Borregales - NE | ||
| DEF | Green Bay Packers - GB | 3 | 17 | Las Vegas Raiders - LV | ||
| Total | 107.44 | 99.66 | ||||
| Winner | Zurich Fins (+7.78) | |||||
