| Position |  |
Jordan Loves Younghoes | WinnersWin | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Justin Fields - NYJ | 4.9 | 14.96 | Jordan Love - GB | 
|
| RB | 
|
Saquon Barkley - PHI | 8.7 | 35.8 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 
|
| RB | 
|
Rico Dowdle - CAR | 33.9 | 0 | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 
|
| WR | 
|
Olamide Zaccheaus - CHI | 4.8 | 11.2 | Tee Higgins - CIN | 
|
| WR | 
|
Darnell Mooney - ATL | 0 | 2.8 | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 
|
| WR | 
|
Tyquan Thornton - KC | 0 | 4 | DeAndre Hopkins - BAL | 
|
| TE | 
|
Jake Ferguson - DAL | 12.3 | 0 | Brock Bowers - LV | 
|
| K | 
|
Nick Folk - NYJ | 12 | 0 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 11 | 9 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB | 
|
| Total | 87.6 | 77.76 | ||||
| Winner | Jordan Loves Younghoes (+9.84) | |||||
| Position | |
Woke Up and Chose Violence | Depressed Colts Fan | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jayden Daniels - WAS | 21.64 | 18.76 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 
|
| RB | 
|
Josh Jacobs - GB | 32 | 8.4 | Javonte Williams - DAL | 
|
| RB |
|
Javonte Williams - DAL | 8.4 | 33.9 | Rico Dowdle - CAR |
|
| WR | 
|
Drake London - ATL | 31.8 | 6.7 | Keenan Allen - LAC | 
|
| WR | 
|
Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 23 | 1.7 | Jauan Jennings - SF | 
|
| WR | 
|
Stefon Diggs - NE | 5.8 | 10.5 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 
|
| TE | 
|
Dallas Goedert - PHI | 26 | 6.7 | Noah Fant - CIN | 
|
| K | 
|
Chase McLaughlin - TB | 6 | 8 | Michael Badgley - IND | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 0 | 3 | Green Bay Packers - GB | 
|
| Total | 154.64 | 97.66 | ||||
| Winner | Woke Up and Chose Violence (+56.98) | |||||
| Position |  |
Skid Marks | Drew Crew | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Matthew Stafford - LAR | 9.34 | 18.46 | Bryce Young - CAR | 
|
| RB |
|
Saquon Barkley - PHI | 8.7 | 16.6 | Ashton Jeanty - LV | 
|
| RB | 
|
Jonathan Taylor - IND | 23.7 | 33.9 | Rico Dowdle - CAR |
|
| WR | 
|
Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 25.1 | 7.9 | Davante Adams - LAR | 
|
| WR | 
|
George Pickens - DAL | 31.8 | 2.8 | Calvin Ridley - TEN |
|
| WR | 
|
Puka Nacua - LAR | 4.8 | 31.8 | George Pickens - DAL |
|
| TE |
|
Jake Ferguson - DAL | 12.3 | 12.3 | Tucker Kraft - GB | 
|
| K |
|
Chase McLaughlin - TB | 6 | 2 | Matt Prater - BUF | 
|
| DEF |
|
Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 0 | 11 | Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT |
|
| Total | 121.74 | 136.76 | ||||
| Winner | Drew Crew (+15.02) | |||||
| Position | |
Green Bowl Packers | In the Lannisters We Trust |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Bo Nix - DEN | 13.36 | 9.34 | Matthew Stafford - LAR |
|
| RB |
|
Rico Dowdle - CAR | 33.9 | 33.9 | Rico Dowdle - CAR |
|
| RB | 
|
Michael Carter - ARI | 8.4 | 8.3 | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 
|
| WR |
|
Romeo Doubs - GB | 10.5 | 0 | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 
|
| WR | 
|
Kendrick Bourne - SF | 19.2 | 23 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX |
|
| WR | 
|
Xavier Worthy - KC | 10.6 | 1.7 | Jauan Jennings - SF |
|
| TE | 
|
Darren Waller - MIA | 9.2 | 5.7 | Hunter Henry - NE | 
|
| K | 
|
Joshua Karty - LAR | 4 | 5 | Jake Bates - DET | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 16 | 1 | Indianapolis Colts - IND | 
|
| Total | 125.16 | 87.94 | ||||
| Winner | Green Bowl Packers (+37.22) | |||||
| Position |  |
Dez Still Caught It | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Drake Maye - NE | 27.24 | 11.18 | Mac Jones - SF | 
|
| RB | 
|
Rachaad White - TB | 17.6 | 17.6 | Rachaad White - TB |
|
| RB | 
|
Tony Pollard - TEN | 6.7 | 6.7 | Tony Pollard - TEN |
|
| WR |
|
George Pickens - DAL | 31.8 | 7.9 | Davante Adams - LAR |
|
| WR | 
|
Luke McCaffrey - WAS | 10.3 | 13.2 | Matthew Golden - GB | 
|
| WR |
|
Xavier Worthy - KC | 10.6 | 7.1 | Sterling Shepard - TB | 
|
| TE | 
|
Jake Tonges - SF | 11.8 | 1 | Cole Kmet - CHI | 
|
| K |
|
Matt Prater - BUF | 2 | 5 | Andy Borregales - NE | 
|
| DEF |
|
Indianapolis Colts - IND | 1 | 3 | Green Bay Packers - GB |
|
| Total | 119.04 | 72.68 | ||||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It (+46.36) | |||||
| Position | |
TheNuke | Bad at This | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Drake Maye - NE | 27.24 | 9.34 | Matthew Stafford - LAR |
|
| RB |
|
Ashton Jeanty - LV | 16.6 | 3.3 | Hassan Haskins - LAC | 
|
| RB |
|
Rico Dowdle - CAR | 33.9 | 32 | Josh Jacobs - GB |
|
| WR | 
|
Emeka Egbuka - TB | 4.4 | 17.9 | Tetairoa McMillan - CAR | 
|
| WR |
|
George Pickens - DAL | 31.8 | 7.9 | Davante Adams - LAR |
|
| WR | 
|
A.J. Brown - PHI | 14 | 8.9 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 
|
| TE | 
|
Tyler Warren - IND | 18.3 | 12.3 | Tucker Kraft - GB |
|
| K |
|
Matt Prater - BUF | 2 | 9 | Wil Lutz - DEN | 
|
| DEF |
|
Indianapolis Colts - IND | 1 | 3 | Green Bay Packers - GB |
|
| Total | 149.24 | 103.64 | ||||
| Winner | TheNuke (+45.6) | |||||
| Position | |
Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Riley Read Option | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Mac Jones - SF | 11.18 | 19.88 | Caleb Williams - CHI | 
|
| RB |
|
Josh Jacobs - GB | 32 | 32 | Josh Jacobs - GB |
|
| RB |
|
Rachaad White - TB | 17.6 | 6.7 | Tony Pollard - TEN |
|
| WR |
|
Kendrick Bourne - SF | 19.2 | 31.8 | Drake London - ATL |
|
| WR |
|
Drake London - ATL | 31.8 | 10.6 | Xavier Worthy - KC |
|
| WR | 
|
Jakobi Meyers - LV | 7.9 | 13.2 | Matthew Golden - GB |
|
| TE | 
|
Cade Otton - TB | 10.1 | 4.8 | Kyle Pitts Sr. - ATL | 
|
| K |
|
Matt Prater - BUF | 2 | 7 | Matt Gay - WAS | 
|
| DEF |
|
Green Bay Packers - GB | 3 | 1 | Buffalo Bills - BUF | 
|
| Total | 134.78 | 126.98 | ||||
| Winner | Cooper DeJean is not my lover (+7.8) | |||||
| Position |  |
She Sucks My Boswell | Endzone Jones | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Bryce Young - CAR | 18.46 | 22.34 | Dak Prescott - DAL | 
|
| RB |
|
Rachaad White - TB | 17.6 | 16.6 | Ashton Jeanty - LV |
|
| RB | 
|
Quinshon Judkins - CLE | 3.6 | 33.9 | Rico Dowdle - CAR |
|
| WR |
|
Tetairoa McMillan - CAR | 17.9 | 7.9 | Davante Adams - LAR |
|
| WR | 
|
Casey Washington - ATL | 0 | 2.8 | Calvin Ridley - TEN |
|
| WR |
|
Xavier Worthy - KC | 10.6 | 14 | A.J. Brown - PHI |
|
| TE | 
|
Mason Taylor - NYJ | 1.2 | 12.3 | Jake Ferguson - DAL |
|
| K |
|
Joshua Karty - LAR | 4 | 14 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 
|
| DEF |
|
Green Bay Packers - GB | 3 | 0 | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI |
|
| Total | 76.36 | 123.84 | ||||
| Winner | Endzone Jones (+47.48) | |||||
| Position | |
Hock Out With My KOC Out | Beaver Blitz |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jordan Love - GB | 14.96 | 27.24 | Drake Maye - NE |
|
| RB |
|
Rachaad White - TB | 17.6 | 0 | Omarion Hampton - LAC | 
|
| RB |
|
Rico Dowdle - CAR | 33.9 | 4 | J.K. Dobbins - DEN | 
|
| WR |
|
Calvin Ridley - TEN | 2.8 | 9.1 | Luther Burden III - CHI | 
|
| WR |
|
Romeo Doubs - GB | 10.5 | 0 | Amari Cooper - BUF | 
|
| WR | 
|
Isaac TeSlaa - DET | 0 | 5.2 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 
|
| TE |
|
Hunter Henry - NE | 5.7 | 0 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 
|
| K | 
|
Lucas Havrisik - GB | 10 | 5 | Jake Bates - DET |
|
| DEF | 
|
Las Vegas Raiders - LV | 17 | 17 | Denver Broncos - DEN | 
|
| Total | 112.46 | 67.54 | ||||
| Winner | Hock Out With My KOC Out (+44.92) | |||||
| Position | |
Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Michael Penix Jr. - ATL | 14.6 | 8.66 | Geno Smith - LV | 
|
| RB | 
|
Breece Hall - NYJ | 5.9 | 5.8 | Jacory Croskey-Merritt - WAS | 
|
| RB |
|
Quinshon Judkins - CLE | 3.6 | 2.3 | Blake Corum - LAR | 
|
| WR |
|
Tetairoa McMillan - CAR | 17.9 | 19.2 | Kendrick Bourne - SF |
|
| WR | 
|
Chris Olave - NO | 15.8 | 3.1 | Troy Franklin - DEN | 
|
| WR | 
|
Tre Tucker - LV | 12 | 17.9 | Tetairoa McMillan - CAR |
|
| TE | 
|
Evan Engram - DEN | 9.9 | 26 | Dallas Goedert - PHI |
|
| K |
|
Nick Folk - NYJ | 12 | 9 | Riley Patterson - MIA | 
|
| DEF |
|
Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 11 | 1 | New Orleans Saints - NO | 
|
| Total | 102.7 | 92.96 | ||||
| Winner | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? (+9.74) | |||||
| Position |  |
Scrantonicity 7 | Ward and Peace | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Patrick Mahomes - KC | 31.48 | 27.24 | Drake Maye - NE |
|
| RB | 
|
Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 7.5 | 16.7 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 
|
| RB | 
|
Josh Williams - TB | 0 | 10.8 | Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 
|
| WR | 
|
Dan Chisena - CAR | 0 | 0 | Jamal Agnew - ATL | 
|
| WR | 
|
Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 13.7 | 23 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX |
|
| WR | 
|
Dorian Singer - JAX | 0 | 10.5 | Romeo Doubs - GB |
|
| TE | 
|
Chig Okonkwo - TEN | 10.6 | 12.3 | Jake Ferguson - DAL |
|
| K | 
|
Ryan Fitzgerald - CAR | 14 | 17 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 
|
| DEF |
|
Las Vegas Raiders - LV | 17 | 11 | Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT |
|
| Total | 94.28 | 128.54 | ||||
| Winner | Ward and Peace (+34.26) | |||||
| Position | |
Cooper Station | Pay Day Gray | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Matthew Stafford - LAR | 9.34 | 14.6 | Michael Penix Jr. - ATL |
|
| RB |
|
Josh Jacobs - GB | 32 | 31 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 
|
| RB | 
|
Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 4.7 | 16.7 | Kyren Williams - LAR |
|
| WR |
|
Davante Adams - LAR | 7.9 | 23 | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 
|
| WR | 
|
Rome Odunze - CHI | 5.2 | 19.2 | Kendrick Bourne - SF |
|
| WR |
|
Keenan Allen - LAC | 6.7 | 13.2 | Matthew Golden - GB |
|
| TE | 
|
Sam LaPorta - DET | 16.5 | 11.8 | Jake Tonges - SF |
|
| K |
|
Chase McLaughlin - TB | 6 | 6 | Chase McLaughlin - TB |
|
| DEF |
|
Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 11 | 11 | Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT |
|
| Total | 99.34 | 146.5 | ||||
| Winner | Pay Day Gray (+47.16) | |||||
| Position | |
Krusty Krab Pizzas | Up!!! |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Dak Prescott - DAL | 22.34 | 18.46 | Bryce Young - CAR |
|
| RB |
|
Josh Jacobs - GB | 32 | 8.7 | Saquon Barkley - PHI |
|
| RB |
|
Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 4.7 | 4.7 | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 
|
| WR | 
|
Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 4.3 | 5.2 | Rome Odunze - CHI |
|
| WR | 
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 4 | 8.6 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 
|
| WR | 
|
Terry McLaurin - WAS | 0 | 8.2 | DJ Moore - CHI | 
|
| TE | 
|
George Kittle - SF | 0 | 12.3 | Jake Ferguson - DAL |
|
| K | 
|
Jason Myers - SEA | 10 | 6 | Chase McLaughlin - TB |
|
| DEF | 
|
Dallas Cowboys - DAL | -1 | 0 | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI |
|
| Total | 76.34 | 72.16 | ||||
| Winner | Krusty Krab Pizzas (+4.18) | |||||
| Position | |
Oodles of Noodles | Kingpins of Crime |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Baker Mayfield - TB | 19.64 | 9.34 | Matthew Stafford - LAR |
|
| RB | 
|
Najee Harris - LAC | 0 | 16.6 | Ashton Jeanty - LV |
|
| RB | 
|
Raheem Mostert - LV | -0.4 | 33.9 | Rico Dowdle - CAR |
|
| WR | 
|
Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 9.3 | 10.6 | Xavier Worthy - KC |
|
| WR | 
|
Deebo Samuel - WAS | 5.4 | 7.9 | Davante Adams - LAR |
|
| WR | 
|
Jordan Addison - MIN | 0 | 5.8 | Stefon Diggs - NE |
|
| TE | 
|
Dalton Schultz - HOU | 0 | 12.3 | Tucker Kraft - GB |
|
| K | 
|
Greg Zuerlein - NYJ | 0 | 14 | Chris Boswell - PIT |
|
| DEF | 
|
Houston Texans - HOU | 0 | 0 | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI |
|
| Total | 33.94 | 110.44 | ||||
| Winner | Kingpins of Crime (+76.5) | |||||
| Position |  |
The Los Angeles ICE-melters | Freakofnature | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Matthew Stafford - LAR | 9.34 | 22.34 | Dak Prescott - DAL |
|
| RB |
|
Tony Pollard - TEN | 6.7 | 32 | Josh Jacobs - GB |
|
| RB | 
|
Christian McCaffrey - SF | 24.1 | 7.5 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET |
|
| WR |
|
George Pickens - DAL | 31.8 | 31.8 | George Pickens - DAL |
|
| WR |
|
Keenan Allen - LAC | 6.7 | 15.82 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 
|
| WR |
|
Sterling Shepard - TB | 7.1 | 6.7 | Keenan Allen - LAC |
|
| TE |
|
Cade Otton - TB | 10.1 | 12.3 | Tucker Kraft - GB |
|
| K |
|
Chris Boswell - PIT | 14 | -3 | Cam Little - JAX | 
|
| DEF | 
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 8 | 3 | Green Bay Packers - GB |
|
| Total | 117.84 | 128.46 | ||||
| Winner | Freakofnature (+10.62) | |||||
| Position | |
Fighting Methodists | Southport Skegs |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jordan Love - GB | 14.96 | 9.34 | Matthew Stafford - LAR |
|
| RB |
|
Josh Jacobs - GB | 32 | 8.4 | Michael Carter - ARI |
|
| RB | 
|
Cam Skattebo - NYG | 31 | 17.6 | Rachaad White - TB |
|
| WR | 
|
DK Metcalf - PIT | 19.5 | 4.8 | Puka Nacua - LAR |
|
| WR | 
|
Ricky Pearsall - SF | 0 | 31.8 | Drake London - ATL |
|
| WR |
|
Terry McLaurin - WAS | 0 | 7.1 | Sterling Shepard - TB |
|
| TE |
|
Tucker Kraft - GB | 12.3 | 12.3 | Jake Ferguson - DAL |
|
| K | 
|
Daniel Carlson - LV | 10 | 9 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 
|
| DEF |
|
Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 11 | -1 | Dallas Cowboys - DAL |
|
| Total | 130.76 | 99.34 | ||||
| Winner | Fighting Methodists (+31.42) | |||||
| Position | |
hancocky bastards | Rusty Ryan and the All Reds |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Patrick Mahomes - KC | 31.48 | 18.76 | Justin Herbert - LAC |
|
| RB |
|
Josh Jacobs - GB | 32 | 24.1 | Christian McCaffrey - SF |
|
| RB |
|
Rachaad White - TB | 17.6 | 17.6 | Rachaad White - TB |
|
| WR |
|
Xavier Worthy - KC | 10.6 | 17.9 | Tetairoa McMillan - CAR |
|
| WR | 
|
Khalil Shakir - BUF | 6.3 | 19.2 | Kendrick Bourne - SF |
|
| WR |
|
Kendrick Bourne - SF | 19.2 | 2.8 | Calvin Ridley - TEN |
|
| TE |
|
Tucker Kraft - GB | 12.3 | 12.3 | Jake Ferguson - DAL |
|
| K |
|
Matt Prater - BUF | 2 | 7 | Matt Gay - WAS |
|
| DEF |
|
Green Bay Packers - GB | 3 | 11 | Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT |
|
| Total | 134.48 | 130.66 | ||||
| Winner | hancocky bastards (+3.82) | |||||
| Position | |
Zurich Fins | The Good Guys | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Matthew Stafford - LAR | 9.34 | 27.24 | Drake Maye - NE |
|
| RB |
|
Rico Dowdle - CAR | 33.9 | 3.6 | Quinshon Judkins - CLE |
|
| RB | 
|
Kimani Vidal - LAC | 22.8 | 16.6 | Ashton Jeanty - LV |
|
| WR |
|
Tetairoa McMillan - CAR | 17.9 | 5.8 | Stefon Diggs - NE |
|
| WR |
|
Calvin Ridley - TEN | 2.8 | 2.8 | Calvin Ridley - TEN |
|
| WR |
|
Jakobi Meyers - LV | 7.9 | 15.82 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA |
|
| TE | 
|
David Njoku - CLE | 5.8 | 5.8 | David Njoku - CLE |
|
| K |
|
Joshua Karty - LAR | 4 | 5 | Andy Borregales - NE |
|
| DEF |
|
Green Bay Packers - GB | 3 | 17 | Las Vegas Raiders - LV |
|
| Total | 107.44 | 99.66 | ||||
| Winner | Zurich Fins (+7.78) | |||||
