| Position |  |
Freakofnature | Krusty Krab Pizzas | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Drake Maye - NE | 16.36 | 4.36 | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 
|
| RB | 
|
Christian McCaffrey - SF | 34.3 | 2.4 | Raheem Mostert - LV | 
|
| RB | 
|
Jaylen Warren - PIT | 16.9 | 11 | David Montgomery - DET | 
|
| WR | 
|
CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 15.5 | 16.1 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 
|
| WR | 
|
DK Metcalf - PIT | 2.6 | 10 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 
|
| WR | 
|
Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 22.6 | 6.3 | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 
|
| TE | 
|
Kyle Pitts Sr. - ATL | 7.8 | 16.5 | Trey McBride - ARI | 
|
| K | 
|
Jason Myers - SEA | 9 | 2 | Matt Gay - WAS | 
|
| DEF | 
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 7 | 9 | Detroit Lions - DET | 
|
| Total | 132.06 | 77.66 | ||||
| Winner | Freakofnature (+54.4) | |||||
| Position |  |
Skid Marks | Riley Read Option | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Josh Allen - BUF | 28.82 | 27.2 | Sam Darnold - SEA | 
|
| RB |
|
Christian McCaffrey - SF | 34.3 | 7.3 | Javonte Williams - DAL | 
|
| RB | 
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 17.4 | 6.7 | Bam Knight - ARI | 
|
| WR |
|
CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 15.5 | 22.6 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI |
|
| WR | 
|
Tetairoa McMillan - CAR | 8.6 | 20.8 | Tory Horton - SEA | 
|
| WR | 
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 20.5 | 0 | Chris Moore - WAS | 
|
| TE | 
|
Mark Andrews - BAL | 16.6 | 8 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 
|
| K | 
|
Jake Bates - DET | 6 | 4 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 
|
| DEF |
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 7 | 13 | Dallas Cowboys - DAL | 
|
| Total | 154.72 | 109.6 | ||||
| Winner | Skid Marks (+45.12) | |||||
| Position |  |
In the Lannisters We Trust | TheNuke | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Sam Darnold - SEA | 27.2 | 9.02 | Jordan Love - GB | 
|
| RB |
|
Bam Knight - ARI | 6.7 | 12.5 | Kareem Hunt - KC | 
|
| RB | 
|
J.K. Dobbins - DEN | 6.9 | 19.2 | Chase Brown - CIN | 
|
| WR | 
|
Puka Nacua - LAR | 22.8 | 14.2 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 
|
| WR | 
|
Josh Downs - IND | 15.7 | 20.5 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND |
|
| WR | 
|
Christian Watson - GB | 7.8 | 9.6 | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 
|
| TE | 
|
Oronde Gadsden - LAC | 11.8 | 4 | Tucker Kraft - GB | 
|
| K | 
|
Chris Boswell - PIT | 10 | 10 | Chris Boswell - PIT |
|
| DEF | 
|
Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 11 | 7 | LA Chargers - LAC |
|
| Total | 119.9 | 106.02 | ||||
| Winner | In the Lannisters We Trust (+13.88) | |||||
| Position | |
Cooper DeJean is not my lover | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
C.J. Stroud - HOU | 4.36 | 24.84 | Jacoby Brissett - ARI | 
|
| RB | 
|
Kimani Vidal - LAC | 3 | 22.8 | Kyle Monangai - CHI | 
|
| RB |
|
Chase Brown - CIN | 19.2 | 6.7 | Bam Knight - ARI |
|
| WR | 
|
Nico Collins - HOU | 14.5 | 20.8 | Tory Horton - SEA |
|
| WR | 
|
Jauan Jennings - SF | 14.1 | 9.1 | Michael Wilson - ARI | 
|
| WR |
|
Christian Watson - GB | 7.8 | 16.7 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 
|
| TE |
|
Kyle Pitts Sr. - ATL | 7.8 | 12.6 | Travis Kelce - KC | 
|
| K |
|
Chris Boswell - PIT | 10 | 10 | Chris Boswell - PIT |
|
| DEF | 
|
Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 10 | 7 | LA Chargers - LAC |
|
| Total | 90.76 | 130.54 | ||||
| Winner | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO (+39.78) | |||||
| Position |  |
The Los Angeles ICE-melters | Kingpins of Crime |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Caleb Williams - CHI | 38.7 | 10.5 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 
|
| RB |
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 17.4 | 6.7 | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 
|
| RB | 
|
TreVeyon Henderson - NE | 12.7 | 3 | Kimani Vidal - LAC |
|
| WR |
|
Ladd McConkey - LAC | 9.6 | 8.5 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 
|
| WR | 
|
Stefon Diggs - NE | 12.8 | 22.6 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI |
|
| WR | 
|
Tre Tucker - LV | 6.8 | 7.8 | Christian Watson - GB |
|
| TE | 
|
Sam LaPorta - DET | 21.7 | 22.1 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 
|
| K | 
|
Cam Little - JAX | 15 | 11 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 
|
| DEF |
|
Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 10 | 9 | Detroit Lions - DET |
|
| Total | 144.7 | 101.2 | ||||
| Winner | The Los Angeles ICE-melters (+43.5) | |||||
| Position | |
Drew Crew | Dez Still Caught It |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Drake Maye - NE | 16.36 | 14.08 | Daniel Jones - IND | 
|
| RB |
|
Javonte Williams - DAL | 7.3 | 3 | Kimani Vidal - LAC |
|
| RB | 
|
Tony Pollard - TEN | 7.8 | 22.8 | Kyle Monangai - CHI |
|
| WR |
|
Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 22.6 | 14.2 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA |
|
| WR | 
|
Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 13.6 | 13.6 | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG |
|
| WR | 
|
Keenan Allen - LAC | 6.1 | 17.5 | Alec Pierce - IND | 
|
| TE | 
|
AJ Barner - SEA | 11.5 | 21.7 | Sam LaPorta - DET |
|
| K |
|
Jason Myers - SEA | 9 | 15 | Cam Little - JAX |
|
| DEF |
|
Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 10 | 10 | Los Angeles Rams - LAR |
|
| Total | 104.26 | 131.88 | ||||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It (+27.62) | |||||
| Position | |
Fighting Methodists | Rusty Ryan and the All Reds |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Josh Allen - BUF | 28.82 | 19.36 | Jared Goff - DET | 
|
| RB | 
|
James Cook III - BUF | 13.5 | 13.1 | Derrick Henry - BAL | 
|
| RB | 
|
Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 5.8 | 3 | Kimani Vidal - LAC |
|
| WR |
|
Puka Nacua - LAR | 22.8 | 0 | Rome Odunze - CHI | 
|
| WR |
|
Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 22.6 | 33.1 | Tee Higgins - CIN | 
|
| WR |
|
Romeo Doubs - GB | 16.1 | 16.1 | Romeo Doubs - GB |
|
| TE |
|
Trey McBride - ARI | 16.5 | 4 | Tucker Kraft - GB |
|
| K |
|
Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 4 | 10 | Chad Ryland - ARI | 
|
| DEF |
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 7 | 7 | LA Chargers - LAC |
|
| Total | 137.12 | 105.66 | ||||
| Winner | Fighting Methodists (+31.46) | |||||
| Position | |
Woke Up and Chose Violence | Bad at This | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Matthew Stafford - LAR | 26.84 | 24.84 | Jacoby Brissett - ARI |
|
| RB |
|
Kyle Monangai - CHI | 22.8 | 6.7 | Bam Knight - ARI |
|
| RB |
|
Kimani Vidal - LAC | 3 | 3 | Kimani Vidal - LAC |
|
| WR | 
|
Zay Flowers - BAL | 11.4 | 22.6 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI |
|
| WR |
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 20.5 | 14.2 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA |
|
| WR |
|
Puka Nacua - LAR | 22.8 | 11.8 | Rashid Shaheed - NO | 
|
| TE |
|
Jake Ferguson - DAL | 8 | 2 | Cole Kmet - CHI | 
|
| K | 
|
Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 17 | 4 | Tyler Loop - BAL | 
|
| DEF |
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 7 | 7 | LA Chargers - LAC |
|
| Total | 139.34 | 96.14 | ||||
| Winner | Woke Up and Chose Violence (+43.2) | |||||
| Position | |
Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | Endzone Jones | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Matthew Stafford - LAR | 26.84 | 27.7 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 
|
| RB |
|
Kyle Monangai - CHI | 22.8 | 16.6 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 
|
| RB |
|
Chase Brown - CIN | 19.2 | 22.8 | Kyle Monangai - CHI |
|
| WR |
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 20.5 | 20.5 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND |
|
| WR | 
|
Rashee Rice - KC | 18.6 | 18.6 | Rashee Rice - KC |
|
| WR | 
|
Jordan Whittington - LAR | 0 | 22.6 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI |
|
| TE |
|
Oronde Gadsden - LAC | 11.8 | 16.5 | Trey McBride - ARI |
|
| K |
|
Jason Myers - SEA | 9 | 10 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 
|
| DEF |
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 7 | 9 | Detroit Lions - DET |
|
| Total | 135.74 | 164.3 | ||||
| Winner | Endzone Jones (+28.56) | |||||
| Position |  |
Southport Skegs | Jordan Loves Younghoes | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jaxson Dart - NYG | 27.24 | 24.84 | Jacoby Brissett - ARI |
|
| RB |
|
Christian McCaffrey - SF | 34.3 | 17.6 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 
|
| RB |
|
Kimani Vidal - LAC | 3 | 13.1 | Derrick Henry - BAL |
|
| WR |
|
CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 15.5 | 9.4 | Deebo Samuel - WAS | 
|
| WR |
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 20.5 | 20.5 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND |
|
| WR |
|
Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 8.5 | 18.6 | Rashee Rice - KC |
|
| TE |
|
Trey McBride - ARI | 16.5 | 2.4 | Luke Schoonmaker - DAL | 
|
| K |
|
Jason Myers - SEA | 9 | 10 | Chad Ryland - ARI |
|
| DEF |
|
Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 10 | 7 | LA Chargers - LAC |
|
| Total | 144.54 | 123.44 | ||||
| Winner | Southport Skegs (+21.1) | |||||
| Position |  |
Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade | Cooper Station | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Justin Herbert - LAC | 27.7 | 27.7 | Justin Herbert - LAC |
|
| RB |
|
Javonte Williams - DAL | 7.3 | 5.8 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET |
|
| RB |
|
Kyle Monangai - CHI | 22.8 | 17.4 | Kyren Williams - LAR |
|
| WR |
|
Keenan Allen - LAC | 6.1 | 15.5 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL |
|
| WR |
|
CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 15.5 | 12.8 | Stefon Diggs - NE |
|
| WR |
|
Josh Downs - IND | 15.7 | 16.1 | Romeo Doubs - GB |
|
| TE | 
|
Tyler Warren - IND | 7.6 | 6.9 | George Kittle - SF | 
|
| K | 
|
Joshua Karty - LAR | 1 | 12 | Michael Badgley - IND | 
|
| DEF |
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 7 | 7 | LA Chargers - LAC |
|
| Total | 110.7 | 121.2 | ||||
| Winner | Cooper Station (+10.5) | |||||
| Position | |
Zurich Fins | Beaver Blitz |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Sam Darnold - SEA | 27.2 | 27.7 | Justin Herbert - LAC |
|
| RB |
|
Javonte Williams - DAL | 7.3 | 16.6 | De'Von Achane - MIA |
|
| RB |
|
Christian McCaffrey - SF | 34.3 | 6.7 | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG |
|
| WR |
|
Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 14.2 | 18.6 | Rashee Rice - KC |
|
| WR |
|
Ladd McConkey - LAC | 9.6 | 14.2 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA |
|
| WR |
|
DK Metcalf - PIT | 2.6 | 10 | Courtland Sutton - DEN |
|
| TE |
|
Oronde Gadsden - LAC | 11.8 | 16.5 | Trey McBride - ARI |
|
| K | 
|
Brandon McManus - GB | 7 | 12 | Michael Badgley - IND |
|
| DEF |
|
Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 10 | 10 | Los Angeles Rams - LAR |
|
| Total | 124 | 132.3 | ||||
| Winner | Beaver Blitz (+8.3) | |||||
| Position | |
Oodles of Noodles | Up!!! |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Russell Wilson - NYG | 0 | 25.56 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 
|
| RB | 
|
Antonio Gibson - NE | 0 | 16.6 | De'Von Achane - MIA |
|
| RB | 
|
Gus Edwards - LAC | 0 | 16.5 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 
|
| WR |
|
Michael Wilson - ARI | 9.1 | 16.7 | Justin Jefferson - MIN |
|
| WR | 
|
Darnell Mooney - ATL | 2.5 | 22.6 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI |
|
| WR |
|
Romeo Doubs - GB | 16.1 | 8.7 | Chris Olave - NO | 
|
| TE | 
|
Luke Musgrave - GB | 6.4 | 7.8 | Kyle Pitts Sr. - ATL |
|
| K | 
|
Harrison Butker - KC | 8 | 4 | Tyler Loop - BAL |
|
| DEF | 
|
Arizona Cardinals - ARI | 12 | 10 | Los Angeles Rams - LAR |
|
| Total | 54.1 | 128.46 | ||||
| Winner | Up!!! (+74.36) | |||||
| Position | |
hancocky bastards | WinnersWin | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jacoby Brissett - ARI | 24.84 | 28.82 | Josh Allen - BUF |
|
| RB |
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 17.4 | 19.2 | Chase Brown - CIN |
|
| RB | 
|
Brashard Smith - KC | 0.7 | 16.6 | De'Von Achane - MIA |
|
| WR |
|
Rashee Rice - KC | 18.6 | 0 | Rome Odunze - CHI |
|
| WR |
|
Tre Tucker - LV | 6.8 | 2.6 | DK Metcalf - PIT |
|
| WR | 
|
Parker Washington - JAX | 17 | 8.3 | Troy Franklin - DEN | 
|
| TE |
|
Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 22.1 | 4 | Tucker Kraft - GB |
|
| K |
|
Chad Ryland - ARI | 10 | 10 | Chris Boswell - PIT |
|
| DEF |
|
Dallas Cowboys - DAL | 13 | 4 | San Francisco 49ers - SF | 
|
| Total | 130.44 | 93.52 | ||||
| Winner | hancocky bastards (+36.92) | |||||
| Position |  |
Scrantonicity 7 | The Good Guys | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jaxson Dart - NYG | 27.24 | 15.4 | Dak Prescott - DAL | 
|
| RB |
|
Bam Knight - ARI | 6.7 | 0 | Trey Benson - ARI | 
|
| RB |
|
Kareem Hunt - KC | 12.5 | 12.7 | TreVeyon Henderson - NE |
|
| WR |
|
Tory Horton - SEA | 20.8 | 8.5 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX |
|
| WR |
|
Jauan Jennings - SF | 14.1 | 22.6 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI |
|
| WR | 
|
Darius Slayton - NYG | 11.2 | 0 | Cooper Kupp - SEA | 
|
| TE |
|
AJ Barner - SEA | 11.5 | 11.8 | Oronde Gadsden - LAC |
|
| K | 
|
Andy Borregales - NE | 6 | 1 | Joshua Karty - LAR |
|
| DEF |
|
Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 11 | 7 | LA Chargers - LAC |
|
| Total | 121.04 | 79 | ||||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 7 (+42.04) | |||||
| Position |  |
She Sucks My Boswell | Pay Day Gray | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Patrick Mahomes - KC | 10.5 | 28.82 | Josh Allen - BUF |
|
| RB | 
|
Jonathan Taylor - IND | 7.7 | 3 | Kimani Vidal - LAC |
|
| RB |
|
De'Von Achane - MIA | 16.6 | 12.5 | Kareem Hunt - KC |
|
| WR | 
|
Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 22 | 15.5 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL |
|
| WR |
|
Rashee Rice - KC | 18.6 | 8.7 | Chris Olave - NO |
|
| WR |
|
DK Metcalf - PIT | 2.6 | 14.1 | Jauan Jennings - SF |
|
| TE |
|
Tyler Warren - IND | 7.6 | 8.6 | Zach Ertz - WAS | 
|
| K |
|
Tyler Loop - BAL | 4 | 1 | Joshua Karty - LAR |
|
| DEF | 
|
Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX | 3 | 10 | Los Angeles Rams - LAR |
|
| Total | 92.6 | 102.22 | ||||
| Winner | Pay Day Gray (+9.62) | |||||
| Position | |
Green Bowl Packers | Depressed Colts Fan | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Dak Prescott - DAL | 15.4 | 27.2 | Sam Darnold - SEA |
|
| RB |
|
Kyle Monangai - CHI | 22.8 | 19.9 | Ashton Jeanty - LV | 
|
| RB |
|
James Cook III - BUF | 13.5 | 17.4 | Kyren Williams - LAR |
|
| WR | 
|
Kayshon Boutte - NE | 0 | 18.6 | Rashee Rice - KC |
|
| WR |
|
Jauan Jennings - SF | 14.1 | 22 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA |
|
| WR |
|
Josh Downs - IND | 15.7 | 6.3 | Jakobi Meyers - LV |
|
| TE |
|
Sam LaPorta - DET | 21.7 | 8 | Jake Ferguson - DAL |
|
| K |
|
Jason Myers - SEA | 9 | 4 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL |
|
| DEF | 
|
New England Patriots - NE | 3 | 10 | Los Angeles Rams - LAR |
|
| Total | 115.2 | 133.4 | ||||
| Winner | Depressed Colts Fan (+18.2) | |||||
| Position | |
Ward and Peace | Hock Out With My KOC Out | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Justin Herbert - LAC | 27.7 | 26.84 | Matthew Stafford - LAR |
|
| RB |
|
Kyle Monangai - CHI | 22.8 | 3 | Kimani Vidal - LAC |
|
| RB |
|
J.K. Dobbins - DEN | 6.9 | 22.8 | Kyle Monangai - CHI |
|
| WR | 
|
Quentin Johnston - LAC | 15.3 | 14.1 | Jauan Jennings - SF |
|
| WR |
|
Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 22.6 | 0 | Rome Odunze - CHI |
|
| WR |
|
Rome Odunze - CHI | 0 | 8.5 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX |
|
| TE |
|
Tyler Warren - IND | 7.6 | 8 | Jake Ferguson - DAL |
|
| K |
|
Joshua Karty - LAR | 1 | 10 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Green Bay Packers - GB | 6 | 10 | Los Angeles Rams - LAR |
|
| Total | 109.9 | 103.24 | ||||
| Winner | Ward and Peace (+6.66) | |||||
