2022-23 Week 1 Scores

Position Mister Commisioner Women in S.P.O.R.T.S
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 4.46 34.9 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB Leonard Fournette - TB 15.7 8.2 Derrick Henry - TEN
RB Rachaad White - TB 4.1 31.4 Saquon Barkley - NYG
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 4.9 30.1 Davante Adams - LV
WR Russell Gage - TB 3.3 4.9 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
WR - 0 18.1 Mike Evans - TB
TE Noah Fant - SEA 4.6 1.6 Austin Hooper - TEN
K Brandon McManus - DEN 10 9 Daniel Carlson - LV
DEF Denver Broncos - DEN 7 7 Denver Broncos - DEN
Total 54.06 145.2
Winner Women in S.P.O.R.T.S (+91.14)
Position “Inspire Money” Initiative HTTWFT
QB Mitch Trubisky - PIT 12.66 18 Baker Mayfield - CAR
RB Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL 22.6 15.7 Christian McCaffrey - CAR
RB Aaron Jones - GB 10.6 21.5 Joe Mixon - CIN
WR Adam Thielen - MIN 6.6 39.4 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC 11.9 7.1 Chris Olave - NO
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 6.7 0 Allen Lazard - GB
TE Tyler Kroft - SF 1.9 0 Cole Kmet - CHI
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 18 18 Younghoe Koo - ATL
DEF Indianapolis Colts - IND 7 -5 Detroit Lions - DET
Total 97.96 114.7
Winner HTTWFT (+16.74)
Position Scrantonicity 4 The Kingpins of Crime
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 17.8 13.4 Trevor Lawrence - JAX
RB Rashaad Penny - SEA 8.7 16.5 James Conner - ARI
RB Najee Harris - PIT 10.6 7.6 Alvin Kamara - NO
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 28.9 17.7 Christian Kirk - JAX
WR Hunter Renfrow - LV 5.1 7.8 Marvin Jones Jr. - JAX
WR Braxton Berrios - NYJ 8.7 18 Jahan Dotson - WAS
TE Noah Fant - SEA 4.6 12.5 Pat Freiermuth - PIT
K Harrison Butker - KC 9 9 Harrison Butker - KC
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL 9 8 Tennessee Titans - TEN
Total 102.4 110.5
Winner The Kingpins of Crime (+8.1)
Position MooseNOAntlers Southport Skegs
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 4.46 20.22 Lamar Jackson - BAL
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 8.5 11.2 Austin Ekeler - LAC
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 8.2 8.2 Derrick Henry - TEN
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 4.9 25.5 A.J. Brown - PHI
WR Brandin Cooks - TEX 15.2 1.8 Darnell Mooney - CHI
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 20.4 13.9 Rashod Bateman - BAL
TE Dalton Schultz - DAL 13.2 26.1 Travis Kelce - KC
K Eddy Pineiro - CAR 6 1 Nick Folk - NE
DEF San Francisco 49ers - SF 6 6 San Francisco 49ers - SF
Total 86.86 113.92
Winner Southport Skegs (+27.06)
Position Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds Joc Pederson’s Pearls
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 20.22 17.8 Russell Wilson - DEN
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 7.6 0 Cam Akers - LAR
RB Miles Sanders - PHI 18.5 15.3 Nick Chubb - CLE
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 12.6 12.6 Deebo Samuel - SF
WR Hunter Renfrow - LV 5.1 27.1 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 13.3 14.3 Marquise Brown - ARI
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 9 3.9 Kyle Pitts - ATL
K Robbie Gould - SF 4 9 Daniel Carlson - LV
DEF Indianapolis Colts - IND 7 7 Indianapolis Colts - IND
Total 97.32 107
Winner Joc Pederson’s Pearls (+9.68)
Position Loose Ends Only End Zone Jones
QB Trey Lance - SF 9.96 23.26 Justin Herbert - LAC
RB Aaron Jones - GB 10.6 27.5 Jonathan Taylor - IND
RB Michael Carter - NYJ 17 8.2 Derrick Henry - TEN
WR Hunter Renfrow - LV 5.1 21.4 Devin Duvernay - BAL
WR A.J. Green - ARI 3.3 18.1 Mike Evans - TB
WR Rashod Bateman - BAL 13.9 4.9 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 12.5 13.2 Dalton Schultz - DAL
K Jason Sanders - MIA 10 8 Rodrigo Blankenship - IND
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 5 12 LA Chargers - LAC
Total 87.36 136.56
Winner End Zone Jones (+49.2)
Position Pay Day Gray Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 4.46 15.28 Matt Ryan - IND
RB James Conner - ARI 16.5 11.2 Kenneth Gainwell - PHI
RB Elijah Mitchell - SF 4.1 1.1 Mike Davis - BAL
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 10.6 19.2 Curtis Samuel - WAS
WR Allen Robinson II - LAR 2.2 0 Alec Pierce - IND
WR DJ Moore - CAR 8 6.7 Parris Campbell - IND
TE T.J. Hockenson - DET 7.8 6.6 Robert Tonyan - GB
K Randy Bullock - TEN 8 8 Rodrigo Blankenship - IND
DEF Washington Commanders - WAS 3 7 Indianapolis Colts - IND
Total 64.66 75.08
Winner Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else (+10.42)
Position Heartbreak Tennessee Bob Barker’s House of Pain
QB - 0 14.28 Joe Flacco - NYJ
RB - 0 15.3 Nick Chubb - CLE
RB - 0 11.3 Khalil Herbert - CHI
WR - 0 18.8 Gabe Davis - BUF
WR - 0 20.4 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
WR - 0 4.8 Sammy Watkins - GB
TE - 0 14.4 Gerald Everett - LAC
K - 0 10 Brandon McManus - DEN
DEF - 0 3 New Orleans Saints - NO
Total 0 112.28
Winner Bob Barker’s House of Pain (+112.28)
Position Ridley Casino Emporium Dez Still Caught It
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 17.8 13.8 Derek Carr - LV
RB Miles Sanders - PHI 18.5 18.5 Miles Sanders - PHI
RB Mike Davis - BAL 1.1 7.2 Melvin Gordon III - DEN
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 11.2 5.1 Hunter Renfrow - LV
WR DJ Moore - CAR 8 17.7 Christian Kirk - JAX
WR Jarvis Landry - NO 18.4 6.7 Brandon Aiyuk - SF
TE Mark Andrews - BAL 10.2 14.4 Gerald Everett - LAC
K Matt Prater - ARI 1 13 Greg Joseph - MIN
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL 9 8 Tennessee Titans - TEN
Total 95.2 104.4
Winner Dez Still Caught It (+9.2)
Position She Sucks My Boswell LeBron James is a Bitch
QB Carson Wentz - WAS 25.72 4.46 Dak Prescott - DAL
RB Mike Davis - BAL 1.1 21.5 Joe Mixon - CIN
RB Antonio Gibson - WAS 20 22.6 Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL
WR Sammy Watkins - GB 4.8 25.5 A.J. Brown - PHI
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 6.7 27.1 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND
WR Marquise Brown - ARI 14.3 9.4 Chase Claypool - PIT
TE Austin Hooper - TEN 1.6 0 C.J. Uzomah - NYJ
K Daniel Carlson - LV 9 2 Joey Slye - WAS
DEF Cleveland Browns - CLE 8 9 Baltimore Ravens - BAL
Total 91.22 121.56
Winner LeBron James is a Bitch (+30.34)
Position Mills Thrills Two Girls One Kupp
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 13.4 13.4 Trevor Lawrence - JAX
RB Antonio Gibson - WAS 20 18.5 Miles Sanders - PHI
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 8.3 20 Antonio Gibson - WAS
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 17.7 11.8 Noah Brown - DAL
WR Sammy Watkins - GB 4.8 4.8 Sammy Watkins - GB
WR Marquise Brown - ARI 14.3 3.3 A.J. Green - ARI
TE Dalton Schultz - DAL 13.2 14.4 Gerald Everett - LAC
K Nick Folk - NE 1 8 Rodrigo Blankenship - IND
DEF San Francisco 49ers - SF 6 19 Miami Dolphins - MIA
Total 98.7 113.2
Winner Two Girls One Kupp (+14.5)
Position Ghost of Goodell’s Past Gotham
QB Matt Ryan - IND 15.28 17.8 Russell Wilson - DEN
RB Mike Davis - BAL 1.1 4.1 Elijah Mitchell - SF
RB Elijah Mitchell - SF 4.1 8.2 Derrick Henry - TEN
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC 11.9 18 Tyreek Hill - MIA
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 25.5 17.7 Jaylen Waddle - MIA
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 6.7 11.9 JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC
TE Mark Andrews - BAL 10.2 0 Kyle Rudolph - TB
K Tyler Bass - BUF 8 18 Younghoe Koo - ATL
DEF Indianapolis Colts - IND 7 8 Tennessee Titans - TEN
Total 89.78 103.7
Winner Gotham (+13.92)
Position The Score-Box Munchers The Good Guys
QB Jameis Winston - NO 19.66 9.96 Trey Lance - SF
RB Mike Davis - BAL 1.1 8.3 Josh Jacobs - LV
RB Elijah Mitchell - SF 4.1 17 Michael Carter - NYJ
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 27.1 9.9 Elijah Moore - NYJ
WR Mike Williams - LAC 3 7.1 Chris Olave - NO
WR DeVante Parker - NE 1.9 20.2 Jerry Jeudy - DEN
TE Evan Engram - JAX 6.8 8.3 Albert Okwuegbunam - DEN
K Eddy Pineiro - CAR 6 16 Cade York - CLE
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL 9 6 San Francisco 49ers - SF
Total 78.66 102.76
Winner The Good Guys (+24.1)
Position Freak of Nature Skid Marks
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 24.72 24.72 Jalen Hurts - PHI
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 31.4 27.5 Jonathan Taylor - IND
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 27.5 16.5 James Conner - ARI
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 25.5 2.2 Allen Robinson II - LAR
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 6.7 12.6 Deebo Samuel - SF
WR Jerry Jeudy - DEN 20.2 17.7 Christian Kirk - JAX
TE Dalton Schultz - DAL 13.2 1.5 Dawson Knox - BUF
K Wil Lutz - NO 9 6 Justin Tucker - BAL
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL 9 9 Baltimore Ravens - BAL
Total 167.22 117.72
Winner Freak of Nature (+49.5)
Position Krusty Krab Pizzas why am I still doing this
QB Carson Wentz - WAS 25.72 9.96 Trey Lance - SF
RB Khalil Herbert - CHI 11.3 15.7 Leonard Fournette - TB
RB Jamaal Williams - DET 16 7.2 Melvin Gordon III - DEN
WR Mecole Hardman - KC 10.6 27.1 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND
WR Alec Pierce - IND 0 13.9 Rashod Bateman - BAL
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 8.8 11.9 JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC
TE Robert Tonyan - GB 6.6 8.3 Albert Okwuegbunam - DEN
K Austin Seibert - DET 5 4 Robbie Gould - SF
DEF Carolina Panthers - CAR 0 4 Cincinnati Bengals - CIN
Total 84.02 102.06
Winner why am I still doing this (+18.04)
Position Dirty Mike and the Boys Inches, from 4th and Inches
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 14.02 25.72 Carson Wentz - WAS
RB Damien Harris - NE 7.8 18.5 Miles Sanders - PHI
RB Kenyan Drake - BAL 5.6 1.3 Mark Ingram II - NO
WR Adam Thielen - MIN 6.6 8 DJ Moore - CAR
WR Hunter Renfrow - LV 5.1 13.8 Terry McLaurin - WAS
WR Kadarius Toney - NYG 2.3 10.6 Mecole Hardman - KC
TE Robert Tonyan - GB 6.6 4 Hunter Henry - NE
K Graham Gano - NYG 1 1 Mason Crosby - GB
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL 9 5 Philadelphia Eagles - PHI
Total 58.02 87.92
Winner Inches, from 4th and Inches (+29.9)