2026-27 Season

Weekly Scores
Weekly Writeups
Team Name Win/Loss Division Points
Southport Skegs 5/1 4/1 857.74
Jordan Loves Younghoes 4/2 3/2 677.32
Ocean’s 9 3/3 2/3 709.38
The Culver’s Less Traveled By 3/3 3/2 662.76
Beaver Blitz 2/4 2/3 505.16
hancocky bastards 1/5 1/4 552.14
GuineaPig
Team Name Win/Loss Division Points
Scrantonicity 8 5/1 4/1 805.96
Dez Still Caught It 5/1 4/1 774.1
TheNuke 3/3 2/3 759.24
Skid Marks 3/3 3/2 699.22
The Emotionally Injured Reserve 2/4 1/4 570.06
unbelievably high 1/5 1/4 632.72
Turtle
Team Name Win/Loss Division Points
Endzone Jones 5/1 4/1 794.36
Riley Read Option 4/2 3/2 696.78
She Sucks My Boswell 4/2 4/1 660.76
Hock Out With My KOC Out 3/3 2/3 637.82
Zurich Fins 2/4 1/4 661.16
H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO 2/4 1/4 598.62
Gecko
Team Name Win/Loss Division Points
Woke Up and Chose Violence 5/1 4/1 752.78
All You Need is (Jeremiyah) Love 4/2 3/2 672.72
Iceman’s Disciples 3/3 2/3 669.28
Game of Lan 2/4 2/3 705.2
Daejon’s Deceivers 2/4 2/3 644.78
Cooper DeJean is not my lover 2/4 2/3 616.84
BetaFish
Team Name Win/Loss Division Points
Ward and Peace 4/2 4/1 708.88
Krusty Krab Pizzas 3/3 2/3 715.06
The Good Guys 3/3 3/2 679.68
Depressed Colts Fan 3/3 3/2 621.2
Pay Day Gray 2/4 2/3 670.96
Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade 2/4 1/4 650.8
HermitCrab
Team Name Win/Loss Division Points
Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? 4/2 3/2 691.2
The Jacked Son’s Myth Enigma 3/3 3/2 702.42
Freakofnature 3/3 3/2 643.5
Up!!! 3/3 3/2 603.86
Historically Bad at This 2/4 2/3 650.68
Kingpins of Crime 1/5 1/4 664.96
Frog

Playoff Watch 2026

Division Team Week 1 Week 2 Week 3 Week 4 Week 5 Week 6 Week 7 Week 8 Week 9 Week 10 Week 11 Week 12 Week 13 Week 14
BetaFish All You Need is (Jeremiyah) Love Woke Up and Chose Violence Daejon’s Deceivers hancocky bastards Cooper DeJean is not my lover Game of Lan Iceman’s Disciples Dez Still Caught It Woke Up and Chose Violence Game of Lan Daejon’s Deceivers hancocky bastards Cooper DeJean is not my lover Freakofnature Iceman’s Disciples
GuineaPig Beaver Blitz Southport Skegs Ocean’s 9 Iceman’s Disciples Jordan Loves Younghoes The Culver’s Less Traveled By hancocky bastards H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO Southport Skegs The Culver’s Less Traveled By Ocean’s 9 Iceman’s Disciples Jordan Loves Younghoes Pay Day Gray hancocky bastards
BetaFish Cooper DeJean is not my lover Game of Lan Iceman’s Disciples Ocean’s 9 All You Need is (Jeremiyah) Love Daejon’s Deceivers Woke Up and Chose Violence Skid Marks Game of Lan Daejon’s Deceivers Iceman’s Disciples Ocean’s 9 All You Need is (Jeremiyah) Love Historically Bad at This Woke Up and Chose Violence
BetaFish Daejon’s Deceivers Iceman’s Disciples All You Need is (Jeremiyah) Love Southport Skegs Woke Up and Chose Violence Cooper DeJean is not my lover Game of Lan The Emotionally Injured Reserve Iceman’s Disciples Cooper DeJean is not my lover All You Need is (Jeremiyah) Love Southport Skegs Woke Up and Chose Violence Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? Game of Lan
HermitCrab Depressed Colts Fan The Good Guys Ward and Peace Dez Still Caught It Krusty Krab Pizzas Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade Pay Day Gray Freakofnature The Good Guys Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade Ward and Peace Hock Out With My KOC Out Krusty Krab Pizzas hancocky bastards Pay Day Gray
Turtle Dez Still Caught It Scrantonicity 8 The Emotionally Injured Reserve Depressed Colts Fan Skid Marks unbelievably high TheNuke All You Need is (Jeremiyah) Love Scrantonicity 8 unbelievably high The Emotionally Injured Reserve Freakofnature Skid Marks Hock Out With My KOC Out TheNuke
HermitCrab Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade Krusty Krab Pizzas The Good Guys unbelievably high Pay Day Gray Depressed Colts Fan Ward and Peace Kingpins of Crime Krusty Krab Pizzas Depressed Colts Fan The Good Guys Endzone Jones Pay Day Gray Jordan Loves Younghoes Ward and Peace
Gecko Endzone Jones Zurich Fins Riley Read Option Kingpins of Crime H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO Hock Out With My KOC Out She Sucks My Boswell Jordan Loves Younghoes Zurich Fins Hock Out With My KOC Out Riley Read Option Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO unbelievably high She Sucks My Boswell
Frog Freakofnature The Jacked Son’s Myth Enigma Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? Hock Out With My KOC Out Historically Bad at This Kingpins of Crime Up!!! Depressed Colts Fan The Jacked Son’s Myth Enigma Kingpins of Crime Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? Dez Still Caught It Historically Bad at This All You Need is (Jeremiyah) Love Up!!!
BetaFish Game of Lan Cooper DeJean is not my lover Woke Up and Chose Violence Jordan Loves Younghoes Iceman’s Disciples All You Need is (Jeremiyah) Love Daejon’s Deceivers unbelievably high Cooper DeJean is not my lover All You Need is (Jeremiyah) Love Woke Up and Chose Violence Jordan Loves Younghoes Iceman’s Disciples Kingpins of Crime Daejon’s Deceivers
Gecko H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO She Sucks My Boswell Zurich Fins Up!!! Endzone Jones Riley Read Option Hock Out With My KOC Out Beaver Blitz She Sucks My Boswell Riley Read Option Zurich Fins Pay Day Gray Endzone Jones TheNuke Hock Out With My KOC Out
GuineaPig hancocky bastards The Culver’s Less Traveled By Southport Skegs All You Need is (Jeremiyah) Love Ocean’s 9 Jordan Loves Younghoes Beaver Blitz Hock Out With My KOC Out The Culver’s Less Traveled By Jordan Loves Younghoes Southport Skegs All You Need is (Jeremiyah) Love Ocean’s 9 Depressed Colts Fan Beaver Blitz
Frog Historically Bad at This Kingpins of Crime Up!!! Zurich Fins Freakofnature Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? The Jacked Son’s Myth Enigma Krusty Krab Pizzas Kingpins of Crime Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? Up!!! Skid Marks Freakofnature Cooper DeJean is not my lover The Jacked Son’s Myth Enigma
Gecko Hock Out With My KOC Out Riley Read Option She Sucks My Boswell Freakofnature Zurich Fins Endzone Jones H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO hancocky bastards Riley Read Option Endzone Jones She Sucks My Boswell Depressed Colts Fan Zurich Fins Dez Still Caught It H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO
BetaFish Iceman’s Disciples Daejon’s Deceivers Cooper DeJean is not my lover Beaver Blitz Game of Lan Woke Up and Chose Violence All You Need is (Jeremiyah) Love TheNuke Daejon’s Deceivers Woke Up and Chose Violence Cooper DeJean is not my lover Beaver Blitz Game of Lan Up!!! All You Need is (Jeremiyah) Love
GuineaPig Jordan Loves Younghoes Ocean’s 9 The Culver’s Less Traveled By Game of Lan Beaver Blitz hancocky bastards Southport Skegs Endzone Jones Ocean’s 9 hancocky bastards The Culver’s Less Traveled By Game of Lan Beaver Blitz Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade Southport Skegs
Frog Kingpins of Crime Historically Bad at This The Jacked Son’s Myth Enigma Endzone Jones Up!!! Freakofnature Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade Historically Bad at This Freakofnature The Jacked Son’s Myth Enigma unbelievably high Up!!! Game of Lan Who’s Nailin’ Jalen?
HermitCrab Krusty Krab Pizzas Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade Pay Day Gray Skid Marks Depressed Colts Fan Ward and Peace The Good Guys Historically Bad at This Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade Ward and Peace Pay Day Gray Zurich Fins Depressed Colts Fan Ocean’s 9 The Good Guys
GuineaPig Ocean’s 9 Jordan Loves Younghoes Beaver Blitz Cooper DeJean is not my lover hancocky bastards Southport Skegs The Culver’s Less Traveled By Zurich Fins Jordan Loves Younghoes Southport Skegs Beaver Blitz Cooper DeJean is not my lover hancocky bastards Krusty Krab Pizzas The Culver’s Less Traveled By
HermitCrab Pay Day Gray Ward and Peace Krusty Krab Pizzas TheNuke Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade The Good Guys Depressed Colts Fan Up!!! Ward and Peace The Good Guys Krusty Krab Pizzas H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade Beaver Blitz Depressed Colts Fan
Gecko Riley Read Option Hock Out With My KOC Out Endzone Jones The Jacked Son’s Myth Enigma She Sucks My Boswell H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO Zurich Fins The Culver’s Less Traveled By Hock Out With My KOC Out H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO Endzone Jones The Good Guys She Sucks My Boswell Scrantonicity 8 Zurich Fins
Turtle Scrantonicity 8 Dez Still Caught It unbelievably high The Good Guys The Emotionally Injured Reserve TheNuke Skid Marks Woke Up and Chose Violence Dez Still Caught It TheNuke unbelievably high The Jacked Son’s Myth Enigma The Emotionally Injured Reserve Riley Read Option Skid Marks
Gecko She Sucks My Boswell H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO Hock Out With My KOC Out Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? Riley Read Option Zurich Fins Endzone Jones Southport Skegs H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO Zurich Fins Hock Out With My KOC Out Ward and Peace Riley Read Option The Emotionally Injured Reserve Endzone Jones
Turtle Skid Marks unbelievably high TheNuke Krusty Krab Pizzas Dez Still Caught It The Emotionally Injured Reserve Scrantonicity 8 Cooper DeJean is not my lover unbelievably high The Emotionally Injured Reserve TheNuke Historically Bad at This Dez Still Caught It Zurich Fins Scrantonicity 8
GuineaPig Southport Skegs Beaver Blitz hancocky bastards Daejon’s Deceivers The Culver’s Less Traveled By Ocean’s 9 Jordan Loves Younghoes She Sucks My Boswell Beaver Blitz Ocean’s 9 hancocky bastards Daejon’s Deceivers The Culver’s Less Traveled By Ward and Peace Jordan Loves Younghoes
GuineaPig The Culver’s Less Traveled By hancocky bastards Jordan Loves Younghoes Woke Up and Chose Violence Southport Skegs Beaver Blitz Ocean’s 9 Riley Read Option hancocky bastards Beaver Blitz Jordan Loves Younghoes Woke Up and Chose Violence Southport Skegs The Good Guys Ocean’s 9
Turtle The Emotionally Injured Reserve TheNuke Dez Still Caught It Ward and Peace Scrantonicity 8 Skid Marks unbelievably high Daejon’s Deceivers TheNuke Skid Marks Dez Still Caught It Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? Scrantonicity 8 She Sucks My Boswell unbelievably high
HermitCrab The Good Guys Depressed Colts Fan Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade Scrantonicity 8 Ward and Peace Pay Day Gray Krusty Krab Pizzas The Jacked Son’s Myth Enigma Depressed Colts Fan Pay Day Gray Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade Riley Read Option Ward and Peace The Culver’s Less Traveled By Krusty Krab Pizzas
Frog The Jacked Son’s Myth Enigma Freakofnature Kingpins of Crime Riley Read Option Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? Up!!! Historically Bad at This The Good Guys Freakofnature Up!!! Kingpins of Crime Scrantonicity 8 Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? Woke Up and Chose Violence Historically Bad at This
Turtle TheNuke The Emotionally Injured Reserve Skid Marks Pay Day Gray unbelievably high Scrantonicity 8 Dez Still Caught It Iceman’s Disciples The Emotionally Injured Reserve Scrantonicity 8 Skid Marks Up!!! unbelievably high H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO Dez Still Caught It
Turtle unbelievably high Skid Marks Scrantonicity 8 Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade TheNuke Dez Still Caught It The Emotionally Injured Reserve Game of Lan Skid Marks Dez Still Caught It Scrantonicity 8 Kingpins of Crime TheNuke Endzone Jones The Emotionally Injured Reserve
Frog Up!!! Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? Historically Bad at This H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO Kingpins of Crime The Jacked Son’s Myth Enigma Freakofnature Pay Day Gray Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? The Jacked Son’s Myth Enigma Historically Bad at This TheNuke Kingpins of Crime Iceman’s Disciples Freakofnature
HermitCrab Ward and Peace Pay Day Gray Depressed Colts Fan The Emotionally Injured Reserve The Good Guys Krusty Krab Pizzas Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? Pay Day Gray Krusty Krab Pizzas Depressed Colts Fan She Sucks My Boswell The Good Guys Southport Skegs Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade
Frog Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? Up!!! Freakofnature She Sucks My Boswell The Jacked Son’s Myth Enigma Historically Bad at This Kingpins of Crime Ward and Peace Up!!! Historically Bad at This Freakofnature The Emotionally Injured Reserve The Jacked Son’s Myth Enigma Daejon’s Deceivers Kingpins of Crime
BetaFish Woke Up and Chose Violence All You Need is (Jeremiyah) Love Game of Lan The Culver’s Less Traveled By Daejon’s Deceivers Iceman’s Disciples Cooper DeJean is not my lover Scrantonicity 8 All You Need is (Jeremiyah) Love Iceman’s Disciples Game of Lan The Culver’s Less Traveled By Daejon’s Deceivers The Jacked Son’s Myth Enigma Cooper DeJean is not my lover
Gecko Zurich Fins Endzone Jones H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO Historically Bad at This Hock Out With My KOC Out She Sucks My Boswell Riley Read Option Ocean’s 9 Endzone Jones She Sucks My Boswell H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO Krusty Krab Pizzas Hock Out With My KOC Out Skid Marks Riley Read Option