2022-23 Playoff Week 1 Scores

Position Women in S.P.O.R.T.S Freak of Nature
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 20.24 24.8 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Miles Sanders - PHI 1.9 27 Dalvin Cook - MIN
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 8.7 22.1 AJ Dillon - GB
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 9.8 19 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR Allen Lazard - GB 1.7 19 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND
WR Donovan Peoples-Jones - CLE 13.1 5.2 Van Jefferson - LAR
TE Hunter Henry - NE 2.9 4 Foster Moreau - LV
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 4 8 Greg Joseph - MIN
DEF Kansas City Chiefs - KC 5 5 Kansas City Chiefs - KC
Total 67.34 134.1
Position Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else Joc Pederson's Pearls
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 8.72 32.74 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 2.3 26.3 Derrick Henry - TEN
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 12.4 15.1 Ezekiel Elliott - DAL
WR Mike Williams - LAC 10.7 19 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 19 16.6 Keenan Allen - LAC
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 17.6 20 Diontae Johnson - PIT
TE Chigoziem Okonkwo - TEN 10 20.5 Travis Kelce - KC
K Tyler Bass - BUF 6 2 Harrison Butker - KC
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 10 10 Philadelphia Eagles - PHI
Total 96.72 162.24
Position Dez Still Caught It Mills Thrills
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 34.7 32.4 Kirk Cousins - MIN
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 26.3 25.8 Christian McCaffrey - SF
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 12.4 8.7 Isiah Pacheco - KC
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 27.1 27.1 A.J. Brown - PHI
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 19 13.1 Donovan Peoples-Jones - CLE
WR Chris Moore - TEX 8.2 10.7 Mike Williams - LAC
TE Chigoziem Okonkwo - TEN 10 8.3 T.J. Hockenson - MIN
K Chase McLaughlin - IND 21 4 Younghoe Koo - ATL
DEF Kansas City Chiefs - KC 5 4 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 163.7 134.1
Position MooseNOAntlers why am I still doing this
QB Tom Brady - TB 16.58 35.86 Josh Allen - BUF
RB James Conner - ARI 18.1 27 Dalvin Cook - MIN
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 14.6 3.4 Kenneth Gainwell - PHI
WR Isaiah McKenzie - BUF 4.4 30.3 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR Jerry Jeudy - DEN 14.6 14 Mack Hollins - LV
WR Christian Watson - GB 8.6 0 Mecole Hardman - KC
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 0 10.2 Taysom Hill - NO
K Chris Boswell - PIT 8 4 Jake Elliott - PHI
DEF Carolina Panthers - CAR 1 13 Green Bay Packers - GB
Total 85.88 137.76
Position Inches, from 4th and Inches She Sucks My Boswell
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 20.24 24.8 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Ezekiel Elliott - DAL 15.1 0.9 D'Onta Foreman - CAR
RB David Montgomery - CHI 24.1 13.8 J.K. Dobbins - BAL
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC 16.8 19 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR Mike Williams - LAC 10.7 8.6 Christian Watson - GB
WR Marquise Goodwin - SEA 3 13.3 Mike Evans - TB
TE Greg Dulcich - DEN 2.1 6.5 Cole Kmet - CHI
K Harrison Butker - KC 2 12 Brett Maher - DAL
DEF Arizona Cardinals - ARI 11 5 Kansas City Chiefs - KC
Total 105.04 103.9
Position The Kingpins of Crime Southport Skegs
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 8.72 Daniel Jones -
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 25.8 12.7 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX
RB Latavius Murray - DEN 21.2 2.3 Zonovan Knight - NYJ
WR Donovan Peoples-Jones - CLE 13.1 15.2 Christian Kirk - JAX
WR Davante Adams - LV 6.8 13.8 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 16.6 22.3 Chris Godwin - TB
TE Greg Dulcich - DEN 2.1 14.2 Evan Engram - JAX
K Wil Lutz - NO 3 8 Chris Boswell - PIT
DEF Carolina Panthers - CAR 1 1 Carolina Panthers - CAR
Total 98.32 89.5