2022-23 Week 5 Scores

Position Loose Ends Only Women in S.P.O.R.T.S
QB Andy Dalton - NO 9.88 35.16 Josh Allen - BUF
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 19.5 19.5 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 14.7 25.4 Nick Chubb - CLE
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 32.1 25.9 Cooper Kupp - LAR
WR Robert Woods - TEN 7.7 0 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR Devin Duvernay - BAL 12.8 7.5 Drake London - ATL
TE O.J. Howard - TEX 0 1.2 Gerald Everett - LAC
K Ka'imi Fairbairn - TEX 11 2 Cade York - CLE
DEF Kansas City Chiefs - KC 0 6 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 107.68 122.66
Position Krusty Krab Pizzas The Good Guys
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 10.34 22.24 Kirk Cousins - MIN
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 19.2 8.4 Miles Sanders - PHI
RB James Robinson - JAX 5.9 2.2 Damien Harris - NE
WR Corey Davis - NYJ 5.8 5.8 Corey Davis - NYJ
WR Christian Watson - GB 0.8 12.8 Devin Duvernay - BAL
WR Rondale Moore - ARI 13.1 6.7 Adam Thielen - MIN
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 11.6 17.5 Dallas Goedert - PHI
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 0 9 Wil Lutz - NO
DEF Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX 6 5 Tennessee Titans - TEN
Total 72.74 89.64
Position Dirty Mike and the Boys Dez Still Caught It
QB Andy Dalton - NO 9.88 10.34 Trevor Lawrence - JAX
RB James Robinson - JAX 5.9 5.6 Devin Singletary - BUF
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 19.2 19.5 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE
WR Chris Olave - NO 15.4 15.4 Chris Olave - NO
WR Brandin Cooks - TEX 6 12.2 Curtis Samuel - WAS
WR Robert Woods - TEN 7.7 7.7 Robert Woods - TEN
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 10.8 14.8 David Njoku - CLE
K Tyler Bass - BUF 7 10 Mason Crosby - GB
DEF Buffalo Bills - BUF 10 6 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 91.88 101.54
Position HTTWFT Mills Thrills
QB - 0 Teddy Bridgewater - MIA
RB - 1.8 Nyheim Hines - IND
RB - 2.2 Damien Harris - NE
WR - 24.1 Jakobi Meyers - NE
WR - 12.8 Devin Duvernay - BAL
WR - 0 DJ Chark Jr. - DET
TE - 0 Logan Thomas - WAS
K - 3 Matt Gay - LAR
DEF - 5 Tennessee Titans - TEN
Total 0 48.9
Position The Score-Box Munchers why am I still doing this
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 10.34 10.34 Trevor Lawrence - JAX
RB J.K. Dobbins - BAL 4.4 6.5 Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 19.2 10 Aaron Jones - GB
WR Robert Woods - TEN 7.7 12.1 Mike Evans - TB
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 12 6.2 A.J. Brown - PHI
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 2.1 2.1 Christian Kirk - JAX
TE Gerald Everett - LAC 1.2 1.7 Austin Hooper - TEN
K Nick Folk - NE 18 8 Ryan Succop - TB
DEF Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX 6 15 San Francisco 49ers - SF
Total 80.94 71.94
Position Southport Skegs Heartbreak Tennessee
QB Aaron Rodgers - GB 16.88 24.02 Geno Smith - SEA
RB Nick Chubb - CLE 25.4 35.9 Leonard Fournette - TB
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 19.5 8.4 Miles Sanders - PHI
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 13 5.8 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
WR Chris Olave - NO 15.4 2.1 Christian Kirk - JAX
WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling - KC 15 11.2 Deebo Samuel - SF
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 11.6 0 Tyler Conklin - NYJ
K Cade York - CLE 2 16 Daniel Carlson - LV
DEF Miami Dolphins - MIA -1 6 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 117.78 109.42
Position She Sucks My Boswell The Kingpins of Crime
QB Josh Allen - BUF 35.16 17.22 Derek Carr - LV
RB Nyheim Hines - IND 1.8 4.4 J.K. Dobbins - BAL
RB Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF 20.2 5.6 Devin Singletary - BUF
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 32.1 8.3 Jerry Jeudy - DEN
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 20.6 0 Mack Hollins - LV
WR Brandin Cooks - TEX 6 27.4 Tyler Lockett - SEA
TE Mark Andrews - BAL 22.9 17.5 Dallas Goedert - PHI
K Chris Boswell - PIT 1 8 Ryan Succop - TB
DEF Buffalo Bills - BUF 10 6 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 149.76 94.42
Position Gotham Freak of Nature
QB - 14.76 Lamar Jackson - BAL
RB - 25.4 Nick Chubb - CLE
RB - 20.2 Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF
WR - 18.7 DeVonta Smith - PHI
WR - 12.3 Chris Godwin - TB
WR - 1.5 Noah Brown - DAL
TE - 22.9 Mark Andrews - BAL
K - 6 Evan McPherson - CIN
DEF - 10 Buffalo Bills - BUF
Total 0 131.76
Position Inches, from 4th and Inches Ridley Casino Emporium
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 30.58 19.74 Tom Brady - TB
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 23.4 19.5 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 14.7 6.5 Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 12 18.7 DeVonta Smith - PHI
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 5.7 12.8 Devin Duvernay - BAL
WR Chris Godwin - TB 12.3 2.1 Christian Kirk - JAX
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 17.5 4 Mike Gesicki - MIA
K Greg Joseph - MIN 1 9 Cameron Dicker - PHI
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 6 15 San Francisco 49ers - SF
Total 123.18 107.34
Position Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else
QB Tom Brady - TB 19.74 3.98 Cooper Rush - DAL
RB Melvin Gordon III - DEN 13.3 20.2 Jeff Wilson Jr. - SF
RB Nick Chubb - CLE 25.4 3.4 AJ Dillon - GB
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 30.32 10.7 DJ Moore - CAR
WR Rashod Bateman - BAL 0 5.8 Corey Davis - NYJ
WR Michael Gallup - DAL 8.4 0 Mack Hollins - LV
TE Isaiah Likely - BAL 2.7 1.7 Austin Hooper - TEN
K Greg Joseph - MIN 1 1 Chris Boswell - PIT
DEF Green Bay Packers - GB 3 -1 Seattle Seahawks - SEA
Total 103.86 45.78
Position MooseNOAntlers Bob Barker’s House of Pain
QB Derek Carr - LV 17.22 10.34 Trevor Lawrence - JAX
RB Melvin Gordon III - DEN 13.3 13.3 Melvin Gordon III - DEN
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 19.5 27.7 Breece Hall - NYJ
WR Davante Adams - LV 27.4 5.8 Corey Davis - NYJ
WR Jakobi Meyers - NE 24.1 15.4 Chris Olave - NO
WR Chris Olave - NO 15.4 5.9 Romeo Doubs - GB
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 17.5 3.2 Pat Freiermuth - PIT
K Cade York - CLE 2 6 Robbie Gould - SF
DEF Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX 6 13 Denver Broncos - DEN
Total 142.42 100.64
Position Joc Pederson's Pearls Pay Day Gray
QB Tom Brady - TB 19.74 10.02 Bailey Zappe - NE
RB Damien Harris - NE 2.2 27.7 Breece Hall - NYJ
RB Miles Sanders - PHI 8.4 23.4 Christian McCaffrey - CAR
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 6.2 12.8 Devin Duvernay - BAL
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 24.2 8.8 Brandon Aiyuk - SF
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 18.7 0 Jahan Dotson - WAS
TE Tyler Conklin - NYJ 0 4.1 Will Dissly - SEA
K Robbie Gould - SF 6 5 Jason Sanders - MIA
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 6 6 Los Angeles Rams - LAR
Total 91.44 97.82
Position Scrantonicity 4 LeBron James is a Bitch
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 14.76 16.88 Aaron Rodgers - GB
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 27.7 4.5 Tyler Allgeier - ATL
RB Khalil Herbert - CHI 1.1 27.7 Breece Hall - NYJ
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 25.9 0 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR Mack Hollins - LV 0 12.1 Mike Evans - TB
WR Russell Gage - TB 6 11 Diontae Johnson - PIT
TE Tyler Conklin - NYJ 0 17.5 Dallas Goedert - PHI
K Cade York - CLE 2 7 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF Miami Dolphins - MIA -1 -1 Miami Dolphins - MIA
Total 76.46 95.68
Position “Inspire Money” Initiative Two Girls One Kupp
QB Teddy Bridgewater - MIA 0 17.22 Derek Carr - LV
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 19.5 2.2 Damien Harris - NE
RB James Robinson - JAX 5.9 14.4 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 27.4 6.2 Tyler Boyd - CIN
WR Hunter Renfrow - LV 2.7 12.2 Curtis Samuel - WAS
WR Jarvis Landry - NO 0 7.7 Robert Woods - TEN
TE Tyler Conklin - NYJ 0 17.5 Dallas Goedert - PHI
K Matthew Wright - KC 7 9 Jason Myers - SEA
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 6 -1 Seattle Seahawks - SEA
Total 68.5 85.42
Position Ghost of Goodell’s Past Skid Marks
QB Aaron Rodgers - GB 16.88 9.16 Russell Wilson - DEN
RB Mike Boone - DEN 11.5 26.1 Dalvin Cook - MIN
RB Devin Singletary - BUF 5.6 5.9 James Robinson - JAX
WR Chris Olave - NO 15.4 8.3 Jerry Jeudy - DEN
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 5.3 6.2 A.J. Brown - PHI
WR Mike Evans - TB 12.1 15.4 Chris Olave - NO
TE Gerald Everett - LAC 1.2 0 Darren Waller - LV
K Mason Crosby - GB 10 10 Brandon McManus - DEN
DEF New Orleans Saints - NO 3 15 San Francisco 49ers - SF
Total 80.98 96.06
Position End Zone Jones Mister Commisioner
QB Teddy Bridgewater - MIA 0 -
RB Mark Ingram II - NO 3.6 -
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 19.5 -
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 12 -
WR Elijah Moore - NYJ 2.1 -
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 5.7 -
TE Adam Trautman - NO 11.2 -
K Cade York - CLE 2 -
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 6 -
Total 62.1 0