2022-23 Week 7 Scores

Position Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds Bob Barker’s House of Pain
QB Derek Carr - LV 13.54 39.24 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 28.8 28.8 Kenneth Walker III - SEA
RB Dameon Pierce - TEX 15.7 12.9 Tony Pollard - DAL
WR Davante Adams - LV 17.5 21.6 Mike Williams - LAC
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 2.2 12.8 Jaylen Waddle - MIA
WR Drake London - ATL 1.9 6.2 Devin Duvernay - BAL
TE Dalton Schultz - DAL 9.9 14.1 David Njoku - CLE
K Daniel Carlson - LV 10 2 Riley Patterson - JAX
DEF New England Patriots - NE 4 1 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB
Total 103.54 138.64
Winner Bob Barker’s House of Pain (+35.1)
Position Ridley Casino Emporium HTTWFT
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 18.12 0 -
RB Tyler Allgeier - ATL 11 0 -
RB Jamaal Williams - DET 7.3 0 -
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 15.2 0 -
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 10.6 0 -
WR Hunter Renfrow - LV 8.5 0 -
TE Hayden Hurst - CIN 10.8 0 -
K Dustin Hopkins - LAC 0 0 -
DEF New York Jets - NYJ 6 0 -
Total 87.52 0
Winner Ridley Casino Emporium (+87.52)
Position Mills Thrills Inches, from 4th and Inches
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 18.12 11.7 Tom Brady - TB
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 28.8 10.6 Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS
RB Ezekiel Elliott - DAL 17.7 7 Melvin Gordon III - DEN
WR Allen Lazard - GB 11.5 11.5 Allen Lazard - GB
WR Michael Gallup - DAL 0 23 Parris Campbell - IND
WR Robert Woods - TEN 5.6 29.5 Tyler Boyd - CIN
TE Gerald Everett - LAC 11.3 1.6 Kylen Granson - IND
K Ryan Succop - TB 3 6 Brett Maher - DAL
DEF New England Patriots - NE 4 4 New England Patriots - NE
Total 100.02 104.9
Winner Inches, from 4th and Inches (+4.88)
Position Ghost of Goodell’s Past End Zone Jones
QB Tom Brady - TB 11.7 16.32 Jimmy Garoppolo - SF
RB Leonard Fournette - TB 4.6 28.8 Kenneth Walker III - SEA
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 12.9 36.5 Josh Jacobs - LV
WR Allen Lazard - GB 11.5 14.2 Tyreek Hill - MIA
WR Nick Westbrook-Ikhine - TEN 0 20.3 DeAndre Hopkins - ARI
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 0 11.1 Donovan Peoples-Jones - CLE
TE Hunter Henry - NE 2.2 0.4 Mark Andrews - BAL
K Cade York - CLE 8 16 Jason Myers - SEA
DEF Tennessee Titans - TEN 20 4 New England Patriots - NE
Total 70.9 147.62
Winner End Zone Jones (+76.72)
Position Pay Day Gray Southport Skegs
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 39.24 18.12 Justin Herbert - LAC
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 4.3 13.2 Breece Hall - NYJ
RB Najee Harris - PIT 11 28.6 Aaron Jones - GB
WR Jakobi Meyers - NE 11.4 21.6 Mike Williams - LAC
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 0 11.5 Tyler Lockett - SEA
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 1.4 5.3 Courtland Sutton - DEN
TE Foster Moreau - LV 5.8 1.7 Noah Fant - SEA
K Harrison Butker - KC 5 16 Jason Myers - SEA
DEF Indianapolis Colts - IND 9 7 Seattle Seahawks - SEA
Total 87.14 123.02
Winner Southport Skegs (+35.88)
Position Dirty Mike and the Boys Two Girls One Kupp
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 15.94 9.92 Matt Ryan - IND
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 17.5 17.7 Ezekiel Elliott - DAL
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 4.3 28.8 Kenneth Walker III - SEA
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 14.3 0 Romeo Doubs - GB
WR Rashod Bateman - BAL 8.2 6.7 Alec Pierce - IND
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC 25.4 11.1 Donovan Peoples-Jones - CLE
TE Cade Otton - TB 10.4 20.2 Juwan Johnson - NO
K Evan McPherson - CIN 5 6 Younghoe Koo - ATL
DEF New York Jets - NYJ 6 6 New York Jets - NYJ
Total 107.04 106.42
Winner Dirty Mike and the Boys (+0.62)
Position MooseNOAntlers Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else
QB Aaron Rodgers - GB 15.76 3.88 Ryan Tannehill - TEN
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 17.5 13.2 Breece Hall - NYJ
RB Ezekiel Elliott - DAL 17.7 20.9 Raheem Mostert - MIA
WR Robert Woods - TEN 5.6 5.6 Robert Woods - TEN
WR Allen Lazard - GB 11.5 25.4 JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC
WR Michael Gallup - DAL 0 18.6 Mike Evans - TB
TE Gerald Everett - LAC 11.3 14.1 David Njoku - CLE
K Harrison Butker - KC 5 11 Graham Gano - NYG
DEF New England Patriots - NE 4 1 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB
Total 88.36 113.68
Winner Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else (+25.32)
Position The Score-Box Munchers The Kingpins of Crime
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 28.78 16.32 Jimmy Garoppolo - SF
RB Ezekiel Elliott - DAL 17.7 0.5 Kenyan Drake - BAL
RB Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR 0 10.6 Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS
WR Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 11 6.7 Alec Pierce - IND
WR Michael Gallup - DAL 0 11.5 Allen Lazard - GB
WR Randall Cobb - GB 0 2.2 DK Metcalf - SEA
TE Foster Moreau - LV 5.8 11.3 Gerald Everett - LAC
K Cade York - CLE 8 10 Daniel Carlson - LV
DEF New York Jets - NYJ 6 1 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB
Total 77.28 70.12
Winner The Score-Box Munchers (+7.16)
Position Loose Ends Only Gotham
QB Geno Smith - SEA 13.1 10.28 Kenny Pickett - PIT
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 28.8 23.8 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE
RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC 9.2 20.9 Raheem Mostert - MIA
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 2.2 11.4 Jakobi Meyers - NE
WR Jakobi Meyers - NE 11.4 9.1 Chase Claypool - PIT
WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling - KC 14.1 9.8 DeVante Parker - NE
TE Hunter Henry - NE 2.2 2.2 Hunter Henry - NE
K Taylor Bertolet - LAC 3 5 Chris Boswell - PIT
DEF Miami Dolphins - MIA 11 4 New England Patriots - NE
Total 95 96.48
Winner Gotham (+1.48)
Position She Sucks My Boswell why am I still doing this
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 15.94 12.28 Dak Prescott - DAL
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 12.9 23.8 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 7.8 12.9 Tony Pollard - DAL
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 12.8 14.3 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR Chase Claypool - PIT 9.1 11.4 Jakobi Meyers - NE
WR Alec Pierce - IND 6.7 10.6 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
TE Dalton Schultz - DAL 9.9 11.3 Gerald Everett - LAC
K Jason Myers - SEA 16 5 Harrison Butker - KC
DEF Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB 1 4 New England Patriots - NE
Total 92.14 105.58
Winner why am I still doing this (+13.44)
Position Freak of Nature Mister Commisioner
QB Derek Carr - LV 13.54 16.32 Jimmy Garoppolo - SF
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 28.8 36.5 Josh Jacobs - LV
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 36.5 28.8 Kenneth Walker III - SEA
WR Davante Adams - LV 17.5 14.2 Tyreek Hill - MIA
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC 25.4 6.3 Nico Collins - TEX
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 18.3 9.5 Diontae Johnson - PIT
TE Robert Tonyan - GB 6.2 15.5 Pat Freiermuth - PIT
K Ryan Succop - TB 3 10 Daniel Carlson - LV
DEF New England Patriots - NE 4 4 New England Patriots - NE
Total 153.24 141.12
Winner Freak of Nature (+12.12)
Position Scrantonicity 4 The Good Guys
QB Tom Brady - TB 11.7 39.24 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 23.8 18.1 Joe Mixon - CIN
RB J.D. McKissic - WAS 0.4 13.2 Breece Hall - NYJ
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 12.8 10.4 Amari Cooper - CLE
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 9.5 14.3 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR Alec Pierce - IND 6.7 11.4 Jakobi Meyers - NE
TE David Njoku - CLE 14.1 11.3 Gerald Everett - LAC
K Evan McPherson - CIN 5 2 Riley Patterson - JAX
DEF Cincinnati Bengals - CIN 6 0 New York Giants - NYG
Total 90 119.94
Winner The Good Guys (+29.94)
Position Krusty Krab Pizzas LeBron James is a Bitch
QB Derek Carr - LV 13.54 28.78 Daniel Jones - NYG
RB Antonio Gibson - WAS 16.7 17.7 Ezekiel Elliott - DAL
RB Chase Edmonds - MIA 1.7 7.8 Kareem Hunt - CLE
WR KJ Hamler - DEN 2.8 18.3 Terry McLaurin - WAS
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 29.5 14.1 Marquez Valdes-Scantling - KC
WR Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 11 0 Michael Gallup - DAL
TE Noah Fant - SEA 1.7 5.7 Mike Gesicki - MIA
K Mason Crosby - GB 3 18 Cairo Santos - CHI
DEF New England Patriots - NE 4 0 New York Giants - NYG
Total 83.94 110.38
Winner LeBron James is a Bitch (+26.44)
Position “Inspire Money” Initiative Dez Still Caught It
QB Kenny Pickett - PIT 10.28 11.7 Tom Brady - TB
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 17.5 28.8 Kenneth Walker III - SEA
RB AJ Dillon - GB 1.5 17.7 Ezekiel Elliott - DAL
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 2.2 11.5 Chris Godwin - TB
WR Chris Godwin - TB 11.5 11.5 Allen Lazard - GB
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 10.4 6.7 Alec Pierce - IND
TE Gerald Everett - LAC 11.3 10.4 Cade Otton - TB
K Mason Crosby - GB 3 3 Ryan Succop - TB
DEF Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB 1 6 New York Jets - NYJ
Total 68.68 107.3
Winner Dez Still Caught It (+38.62)
Position Skid Marks Women in S.P.O.R.T.S
QB Derek Carr - LV 13.54 18.12 Justin Herbert - LAC
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 17.5 36.7 Austin Ekeler - LAC
RB Ezekiel Elliott - DAL 17.7 28.8 Kenneth Walker III - SEA
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 10.6 12.8 Jaylen Waddle - MIA
WR Allen Lazard - GB 11.5 11.5 Tyler Lockett - SEA
WR Brandin Cooks - TEX 8.6 8.6 Brandin Cooks - TEX
TE Juwan Johnson - NO 20.2 15.5 Pat Freiermuth - PIT
K Daniel Carlson - LV 10 9 Ka'imi Fairbairn - TEX
DEF New England Patriots - NE 4 4 New England Patriots - NE
Total 113.64 145.02
Winner Women in S.P.O.R.T.S (+31.38)
Position Heartbreak Tennessee Joc Pederson’s Pearls
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 15.94 12.28 Dak Prescott - DAL
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 18.1 0.5 Kenyan Drake - BAL
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 13.2 28.8 Kenneth Walker III - SEA
WR Mike Williams - LAC 21.6 0 Romeo Doubs - GB
WR Allen Lazard - GB 11.5 25.4 JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 9.5 5.6 Robert Woods - TEN
TE T.J. Hockenson - DET 8.8 10.4 Cade Otton - TB
K Brett Maher - DAL 6 6 Younghoe Koo - ATL
DEF New England Patriots - NE 4 20 Tennessee Titans - TEN
Total 108.64 108.98
Winner Joc Pederson’s Pearls (+0.34)