2022-23 Week 8 Scores

Position Pay Day Gray Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else
QB Jimmy Garoppolo - SF 17.7 1.94 Derek Carr - LV
RB Eno Benjamin - ARI 8.5 7.4 Josh Jacobs - LV
RB James Robinson - NYJ 1.7 33.7 Tony Pollard - DAL
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 30.6 13.9 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 22.8 21 Jakobi Meyers - NE
WR Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 3.5 12.3 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 12.4 12.7 Greg Dulcich - DEN
K Tyler Bass - BUF 10 7 Cade York - CLE
DEF Houston Texans - TEX 7 7 Houston Texans - TEX
Total 114.2 116.94
Winner Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else (+2.74)
Position Ghost of Goodell’s Past Gotham
QB Derek Carr - LV 1.94 0 -
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 35.8 0 -
RB Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS 2 0 -
WR Rashod Bateman - BAL 0 0 -
WR Jakobi Meyers - NE 21 0 -
WR Michael Gallup - DAL 8.9 0 -
TE Mike Gesicki - MIA 12.8 0 -
K Jason Sanders - MIA 8 0 -
DEF Dallas Cowboys - DAL 10 0 -
Total 100.44 0
Winner Ghost of Goodell’s Past (+100.44)
Position Scrantonicity 4 The Kingpins of Crime
QB Kyler Murray - ARI 24.64 17.16 Andy Dalton - NO
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 40.26 33.7 Tony Pollard - DAL
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 7.7 7.7 Raheem Mostert - MIA
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 31.5 18.3 Mike Evans - TB
WR Drake London - ATL 7.1 33.9 DeAndre Hopkins - ARI
WR George Pickens - PIT 0 11.3 Brandin Cooks - TEX
TE T.J. Hockenson - DET 11 3.5 Tyler Higbee - LAR
K Greg Zuerlein - NYJ 4 5 Jake Elliott - PHI
DEF Atlanta Falcons - ATL 3 7 Washington Commanders - WAS
Total 129.2 137.56
Winner The Kingpins of Crime (+8.36)
Position Krusty Krab Pizzas why am I still doing this
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 17.38 19.08 Geno Smith - SEA
RB Damien Harris - NE 7.2 7.7 Raheem Mostert - MIA
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 21.3 42.8 Alvin Kamara - NO
WR Jakobi Meyers - NE 21 22.8 Stefon Diggs - BUF
WR Chase Claypool - PIT 12.54 7.3 DeVonta Smith - PHI
WR Chris Olave - NO 10.2 12.7 Adam Thielen - MIN
TE Mike Gesicki - MIA 12.8 3.2 Hunter Henry - NE
K Ryan Succop - TB 10 11 Chase McLaughlin - IND
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 13 4 Indianapolis Colts - IND
Total 125.42 130.58
Winner why am I still doing this (+5.16)
Position “Inspire Money” Initiative HTTWFT
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 29.18 20.32 Jacoby Brissett - CLE
RB Devin Singletary - BUF 9.3 4.7 Samaje Perine - CIN
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 12.2 11.2 Kareem Hunt - CLE
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 30.6 12.8 Tyler Boyd - CIN
WR DeAndre Hopkins - ARI 33.9 13.9 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 12.8 12.1 Donovan Peoples-Jones - CLE
TE Hayden Hurst - CIN 8.2 0 Harrison Bryant - CLE
K Daniel Carlson - LV 0 -1 Evan McPherson - CIN
DEF Atlanta Falcons - ATL 3 4 Cincinnati Bengals - CIN
Total 139.18 78.02
Winner “Inspire Money” Initiative (+61.16)
Position Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds Joc Pederson’s Pearls
QB Josh Allen - BUF 17.62 17.16 Andy Dalton - NO
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 35.8 7.7 Raheem Mostert - MIA
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 12.9 31.8 D'Onta Foreman - CAR
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 31.5 10.9 Curtis Samuel - WAS
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 22.8 18.3 Jerry Jeudy - DEN
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 17.5 27.5 DJ Moore - CAR
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 13.4 6.8 Irv Smith Jr. - MIN
K Jason Myers - SEA 11 7 Cade York - CLE
DEF New York Jets - NYJ 10 10 Dallas Cowboys - DAL
Total 172.52 137.16
Winner Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds (+35.36)
Position The Score-Box Munchers The Good Guys
QB Derek Carr - LV 1.94 29.18 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA
RB Eno Benjamin - ARI 8.5 35.8 Derrick Henry - TEN
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 21.3 33.7 Tony Pollard - DAL
WR Chris Olave - NO 10.2 7.3 DeVonta Smith - PHI
WR Marquise Goodwin - SEA 7.3 13.4 Mack Hollins - LV
WR DJ Moore - CAR 27.5 15.3 Tyler Lockett - SEA
TE Irv Smith Jr. - MIN 6.8 8.2 Hayden Hurst - CIN
K Greg Zuerlein - NYJ 4 2 Greg Joseph - MIN
DEF Atlanta Falcons - ATL 3 4 Indianapolis Colts - IND
Total 90.54 148.88
Winner The Good Guys (+58.34)
Position Ridley Casino Emporium Dez Still Caught It
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 29.18 29.18 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA
RB D'Onta Foreman - CAR 31.8 7.7 Raheem Mostert - MIA
RB Michael Carter - NYJ 10.1 33.7 Tony Pollard - DAL
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 30.6 13.9 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 13.9 27.5 DJ Moore - CAR
WR Rondale Moore - ARI 23.4 23.4 Rondale Moore - ARI
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 19 11 T.J. Hockenson - DET
K Jason Sanders - MIA 8 10 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF Tennessee Titans - TEN 11 4 Indianapolis Colts - IND
Total 176.98 160.38
Winner Ridley Casino Emporium (+16.6)
Position Mister Commisioner Women in S.P.O.R.T.S
QB - 0 0 -
RB - 0 0 -
RB - 0 0 -
WR - 0 0 -
WR - 0 0 -
WR - 0 0 -
TE - 0 0 -
K - 0 0 -
DEF - 0 0 -
Total 0 0
Winner (+0)
Position Dirty Mike and the Boys Inches, from 4th and Inches
QB Jared Goff - DET 18.64 13.48 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 33.7 7.7 Raheem Mostert - MIA
RB Najee Harris - PIT 11.96 20.7 Antonio Gibson - WAS
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 12.8 1.2 Davante Adams - LV
WR DJ Moore - CAR 27.5 3.4 Josh Reynolds - DET
WR Josh Reynolds - DET 3.4 4.5 Trent Sherfield - MIA
TE Foster Moreau - LV 9.1 13.4 Zach Ertz - ARI
K Jason Sanders - MIA 8 5 Jake Elliott - PHI
DEF Dallas Cowboys - DAL 10 4 Indianapolis Colts - IND
Total 135.1 73.38
Winner Dirty Mike and the Boys (+61.72)
Position Loose Ends Only End Zone Jones
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 9.04 16.68 P.J. Walker - CAR
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 25.2 12.9 Joe Mixon - CIN
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 7.4 9.3 Devin Singletary - BUF
WR DJ Moore - CAR 27.5 27.5 DJ Moore - CAR
WR Chris Olave - NO 10.2 12.7 Terrace Marshall Jr. - CAR
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 22.8 22.8 Stefon Diggs - BUF
TE Robert Tonyan - GB 8.5 3.4 Juwan Johnson - NO
K Graham Gano - NYG 8 8 Justin Tucker - BAL
DEF Dallas Cowboys - DAL 10 10 Dallas Cowboys - DAL
Total 128.64 123.28
Winner Loose Ends Only (+5.36)
Position Heartbreak Tennessee Bob Barker’s House of Pain
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 13.48 22.42 Marcus Mariota - ATL
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 7.7 14.3 D'Andre Swift - DET
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 35.8 7.7 Raheem Mostert - MIA
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 39.6 1.2 Greg Dortch - ARI
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 16.6 8.8 K.J. Osborn - MIN
WR DJ Moore - CAR 27.5 7.3 DeVonta Smith - PHI
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 13.4 12.8 Mike Gesicki - MIA
K Greg Joseph - MIN 2 4 Randy Bullock - TEN
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 13 5 Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX
Total 169.08 83.52
Winner Heartbreak Tennessee (+85.56)
Position Freak of Nature Skid Marks
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 29.18 21.82 Lamar Jackson - BAL
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 35.8 33.7 Tony Pollard - DAL
RB Antonio Gibson - WAS 20.7 12.2 Kenneth Walker III - SEA
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 31.5 15.8 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 12.8 33.9 DeAndre Hopkins - ARI
WR Marquise Goodwin - SEA 7.3 15.3 Tyler Lockett - SEA
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 13.4 12.4 Dallas Goedert - PHI
K Daniel Carlson - LV 0 10 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 13 13 Philadelphia Eagles - PHI
Total 163.68 168.12
Winner Skid Marks (+4.44)
Position MooseNOAntlers Southport Skegs
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 9.04 29.18 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA
RB Michael Carter - NYJ 10.1 12.2 Kenneth Walker III - SEA
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 7.7 8.5 David Montgomery - CHI
WR Chris Godwin - TB 13.5 10.9 Curtis Samuel - WAS
WR DJ Moore - CAR 27.5 2.6 Robert Woods - TEN
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 5.5 7.1 Drake London - ATL
TE Mike Gesicki - MIA 12.8 6.8 Irv Smith Jr. - MIN
K Ryan Succop - TB 10 5 Cairo Santos - CHI
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 13 13 Philadelphia Eagles - PHI
Total 109.14 95.28
Winner MooseNOAntlers (+13.86)
Position She Sucks My Boswell LeBron James is a Bitch
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 21.82 17.1 Tom Brady - TB
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 15.2 35.8 Derrick Henry - TEN
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 35.8 6.5 Gus Edwards - BAL
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 12.8 2.6 Robert Woods - TEN
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 7.3 0 Van Jefferson - LAR
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 31.5 5.5 Gabe Davis - BUF
TE T.J. Hockenson - DET 11 9 Dawson Knox - BUF
K Tyler Bass - BUF 10 8 Graham Gano - NYG
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 13 4 Buffalo Bills - BUF
Total 158.42 88.5
Winner She Sucks My Boswell (+69.92)
Position Mills Thrills Two Girls One Kupp
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 28.4 17.16 Andy Dalton - NO
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 35.8 17.5 Tyler Allgeier - ATL
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 7.7 12.9 Latavius Murray - DEN
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 7.3 10.2 Chris Olave - NO
WR DeAndre Hopkins - ARI 33.9 11.3 Brandin Cooks - TEX
WR DJ Moore - CAR 27.5 1.6 Hunter Renfrow - LV
TE Irv Smith Jr. - MIN 6.8 6.8 Irv Smith Jr. - MIN
K Jason Sanders - MIA 8 7 Cade York - CLE
DEF Washington Commanders - WAS 7 7 Washington Commanders - WAS
Total 162.4 91.46
Winner Mills Thrills (+70.94)