2022-23 Week 9 Scores

Position Ridley Casino Emporium Loose Ends Only
QB Derek Carr - LV 18.36 7.56 Marcus Mariota - ATL
RB Deon Jackson - IND 5.6 13.6 Dalvin Cook - MIN
RB Kenyan Drake - BAL 24.9 4.1 D'Onta Foreman - CAR
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 5.2 25.5 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR Curtis Samuel - WAS 17.1 13 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 18.6 17.9 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
TE Robert Tonyan - GB 5.9 17.8 Cade Otton - TB
K Mason Crosby - GB 3 6 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF Kansas City Chiefs - KC 6 26 New England Patriots - NE
Total 104.66 131.46
Winner Loose Ends Only (+26.8)
Position Gotham The Kingpins of Crime
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 20.02 20.02 Jalen Hurts - PHI
RB Miles Sanders - PHI 15.3 16 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE
RB Devin Singletary - BUF 8.8 5.6 Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 15.9 15.9 A.J. Brown - PHI
WR Devin Duvernay - BAL 1.5 18.8 JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC
WR Mecole Hardman - KC 19.9 26.8 Cooper Kupp - LAR
TE Mike Gesicki - MIA 1.3 9.4 Isaiah Likely - BAL
K Jake Elliott - PHI 2 10 Justin Tucker - BAL
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 8 11 Baltimore Ravens - BAL
Total 92.72 133.52
Winner The Kingpins of Crime (+40.8)
Position She Sucks My Boswell Pay Day Gray
QB Justin Fields - CHI 42.72 11.38 Jared Goff - DET
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 24.1 5.6 Deon Jackson - IND
RB Miles Sanders - PHI 15.3 23.5 Derrick Henry - TEN
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 18.6 18.6 Joshua Palmer - LAC
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 26.8 25.5 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 17.9 2.2 Marquez Valdes-Scantling - KC
TE Isaiah Likely - BAL 9.4 9.4 Isaiah Likely - BAL
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 4 17 Nick Folk - NE
DEF New England Patriots - NE 26 8 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 184.82 121.18
Winner She Sucks My Boswell (+63.64)
Position Southport Skegs Inches, from 4th and Inches
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 16.7 20.8 Geno Smith - SEA
RB Deon Jackson - IND 5.6 3.7 Eno Benjamin - ARI
RB Khalil Herbert - CHI 2.3 6.4 Rachaad White - TB
WR Chase Claypool - CHI 3.7 9 Zay Jones - JAX
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC 18.8 1.5 Devin Duvernay - BAL
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 5.3 10.3 DeAndre Carter - LAC
TE Mike Gesicki - MIA 1.3 1.3 Mike Gesicki - MIA
K Jason Sanders - MIA 4 11 Ryan Succop - TB
DEF Las Vegas Raiders - LV -1 8 Miami Dolphins - MIA
Total 56.7 72
Winner Inches, from 4th and Inches (+15.3)
Position Heartbreak Tennessee The Score-Box Munchers
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 17.52 13.64 Aaron Rodgers - GB
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 24.1 15.6 Michael Carter - NYJ
RB Aaron Jones - GB 6.5 11.7 Josh Jacobs - LV
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 25.5 13.6 DeAndre Hopkins - ARI
WR Jakobi Meyers - NE 7.4 1.5 Devin Duvernay - BAL
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 19.5 18.7 Allen Lazard - GB
TE Hayden Hurst - CIN 8.5 15 Zach Ertz - ARI
K Justin Tucker - BAL 10 10 Justin Tucker - BAL
DEF Miami Dolphins - MIA 8 5 Green Bay Packers - GB
Total 127.02 104.74
Winner Heartbreak Tennessee (+22.28)
Position LeBron James is a Bitch Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else
QB Derek Carr - LV 18.36 13.64 Aaron Rodgers - GB
RB D'Onta Foreman - CAR 4.1 15.3 Miles Sanders - PHI
RB Deon Jackson - IND 5.6 6.7 Antonio Gibson - WAS
WR Mecole Hardman - KC 19.9 2.8 Romeo Doubs - GB
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 2.8 9.7 Adam Thielen - MIN
WR Allen Lazard - GB 18.7 4.7 Kalif Raymond - DET
TE Evan Engram - JAX 1.8 9.4 Isaiah Likely - BAL
K Wil Lutz - NO 7 10 Riley Patterson - JAX
DEF LA Chargers - LAC 7 5 Green Bay Packers - GB
Total 85.26 77.24
Winner LeBron James is a Bitch (+8.02)
Position Bob Barker’s House of Pain The Good Guys
QB Derek Carr - LV 18.36 42.72 Justin Fields - CHI
RB Leonard Fournette - TB 11 8.6 Raheem Mostert - MIA
RB Antonio Gibson - WAS 6.7 10.1 Jamaal Williams - DET
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 18.6 4.4 DJ Moore - CAR
WR Allen Lazard - GB 18.7 18.8 JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC
WR Jakobi Meyers - NE 7.4 18.6 Joshua Palmer - LAC
TE Tyler Conklin - NYJ 1.7 1.8 Evan Engram - JAX
K Joey Slye - WAS 6 3 Matt Prater - ARI
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 8 9 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB
Total 96.46 117.02
Winner The Good Guys (+20.56)
Position Two Girls One Kupp Skid Marks
QB Aaron Rodgers - GB 13.64 16.4 Kirk Cousins - MIN
RB AJ Dillon - GB 6.4 11.7 Josh Jacobs - LV
RB Deon Jackson - IND 5.6 15.3 Miles Sanders - PHI
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 18.6 14.3 Stefon Diggs - BUF
WR Allen Lazard - GB 18.7 4.2 DeVonta Smith - PHI
WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling - KC 2.2 18.6 Joshua Palmer - LAC
TE Isaiah Likely - BAL 9.4 5.9 Robert Tonyan - GB
K Chase McLaughlin - IND 3 2 Jake Elliott - PHI
DEF Cincinnati Bengals - CIN 8 4 Buffalo Bills - BUF
Total 85.54 92.4
Winner Skid Marks (+6.86)
Position Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds “Inspire Money” Initiative
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 24.08 10.9 Andy Dalton - NO
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 8.6 9.2 Alvin Kamara - NO
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 11.7 24.9 Kenyan Drake - BAL
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 19.5 5.9 Tre'Quan Smith - NO
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 4.2 13.1 Chris Olave - NO
WR Chris Olave - NO 13.1 4.2 James Proche II - BAL
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 16 9.4 Isaiah Likely - BAL
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 4 10 Justin Tucker - BAL
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 8 11 Baltimore Ravens - BAL
Total 109.18 98.6
Winner Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds (+10.58)
Position Mister Commisioner Krusty Krab Pizzas
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 34.14 19.14 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 16 8.8 Devin Singletary - BUF
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 26.6 11.7 Josh Jacobs - LV
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 13 17.9 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
WR Allen Lazard - GB 18.7 13.6 DeAndre Hopkins - ARI
WR Chris Olave - NO 13.1 0 Robert Woods - TEN
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 15 9 Hunter Henry - NE
K Justin Tucker - BAL 10 8 Greg Joseph - MIN
DEF Buffalo Bills - BUF 4 8 Cincinnati Bengals - CIN
Total 150.54 96.14
Winner Mister Commisioner (+54.4)
Position Freak of Nature Mills Thrills
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 34.14 20.8 Geno Smith - SEA
RB Aaron Jones - GB 6.5 15.3 Miles Sanders - PHI
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 55.1 18.3 Cordarrelle Patterson - ATL
WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling - KC 2.2 10.6 Terry McLaurin - WAS
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 19.5 9.4 Tyler Boyd - CIN
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 18.6 17.7 Tyler Lockett - SEA
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 4.7 9.4 Isaiah Likely - BAL
K Jason Myers - SEA 8 5 Evan McPherson - CIN
DEF Cincinnati Bengals - CIN 8 8 Philadelphia Eagles - PHI
Total 156.74 114.5
Winner Freak of Nature (+42.24)
Position Ghost of Goodell’s Past Scrantonicity 4
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 20.02 7.56 Marcus Mariota - ATL
RB AJ Dillon - GB 6.4 5.6 Deon Jackson - IND
RB Miles Sanders - PHI 15.3 11 Leonard Fournette - TB
WR Marquez Callaway - NO 5.4 10.7 Chris Godwin - TB
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 9.4 17.9 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
WR DeSean Jackson - BAL 2.6 14.9 Rondale Moore - ARI
TE Robert Tonyan - GB 5.9 9.4 Isaiah Likely - BAL
K Jason Myers - SEA 8 6 Cairo Santos - CHI
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 8 8 Indianapolis Colts - IND
Total 81.02 91.06
Winner Scrantonicity 4 (+10.04)
Position Women in S.P.O.R.T.S why am I still doing this
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 17.52 24.08 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 9.2 26.6 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX
RB Leonard Fournette - TB 11 1.9 Isiah Pacheco - KC
WR Chris Olave - NO 13.1 27.3 Tyreek Hill - MIA
WR Chris Godwin - TB 10.7 9 Zay Jones - JAX
WR Jakobi Meyers - NE 7.4 2.8 Romeo Doubs - GB
TE Travis Kelce - KC 20.6 5.9 Robert Tonyan - GB
K Justin Tucker - BAL 10 3 Matt Prater - ARI
DEF Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB 9 6 Kansas City Chiefs - KC
Total 108.52 106.58
Winner Women in S.P.O.R.T.S (+1.94)
Position MooseNOAntlers Dirty Mike and the Boys
QB Justin Fields - CHI 42.72 20.8 Geno Smith - SEA
RB Miles Sanders - PHI 15.3 11.7 Josh Jacobs - LV
RB Deon Jackson - IND 5.6 15.6 Michael Carter - NYJ
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 17.7 18.6 Joshua Palmer - LAC
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 9.4 14.9 Rondale Moore - ARI
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 2.8 14.7 DK Metcalf - SEA
TE Hayden Hurst - CIN 8.5 9.4 Isaiah Likely - BAL
K Cairo Santos - CHI 6 8 Cameron Dicker - LAC
DEF Kansas City Chiefs - KC 6 8 Cincinnati Bengals - CIN
Total 114.02 121.7
Winner Dirty Mike and the Boys (+7.68)
Position Joc Pederson’s Pearls HTTWFT
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 16.7 -
RB D'Andre Swift - DET 8 -
RB James Conner - ARI 11.4 -
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 18.6 -
WR Drake London - ATL 3.3 -
WR Zay Jones - JAX 9 -
TE Juwan Johnson - NO 12.2 -
K - -
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL 11 -
Total 90.2 0
Winner Joc Pederson’s Pearls (+90.2)
Position Dez Still Caught It End Zone Jones
QB Justin Fields - CHI 42.72 17.52 Lamar Jackson - BAL
RB Aaron Jones - GB 6.5 26.6 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX
RB D'Onta Foreman - CAR 4.1 3.4 Caleb Huntley - ATL
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 10.6 5.9 Tre'Quan Smith - NO
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 9.4 18.8 JuJu Smith-Schuster - KC
WR Darnell Mooney - CHI 17.5 4.2 James Proche II - BAL
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 15 15 Zach Ertz - ARI
K Jason Myers - SEA 8 11 Ryan Succop - TB
DEF Green Bay Packers - GB 5 8 Philadelphia Eagles - PHI
Total 118.82 110.42
Winner Dez Still Caught It (+8.4)