2023-24 Week 1 Scores

Position The Score-Box Munchers Freakofnature
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 27.14 6.56 Lamar Jackson - BAL
RB Khalil Herbert - CHI 11.4 21.4 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 14.9 6.9 Rachaad White - TB
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 13.7 1.9 Christian Kirk - JAX
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 44.5 14.2 Keenan Allen - LAC
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 3 4.2 Brandin Cooks - DAL
TE Mike Gesicki - NE 6.6 6.6 Juwan Johnson - NO
K Jason Sanders - MIA 14 8 Brandon McManus - JAX
DEF New England Patriots - NE 7 12 Washington Commanders - WAS
Total 142.24 81.76
Winner The Score-Box Munchers (+60.48)
Position Drew Crew Pay Day Gray
QB Geno Smith - SEA 9.08 16.46 Kirk Cousins - MIN
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 13.9 12 James Conner - ARI
RB Aaron Jones - GB 26.7 13 Raheem Mostert - MIA
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 3 1.9 Christian Kirk - JAX
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2 5.1 Terry McLaurin - WAS
WR Jahan Dotson - WAS 9 6.4 Van Jefferson - LAR
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 11.5 1.4 Isaiah Likely - BAL
K Justin Tucker - BAL 5 12 Cameron Dicker - LAC
DEF Washington Commanders - WAS 12 12 Baltimore Ravens - BAL
Total 103.38 80.26
Winner Drew Crew (+23.12)
Position Adam Schefter’s Sources skol! go yikes
QB Geno Smith - SEA 9.08 20.86 Justin Herbert - LAC
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 13 21.4 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX
RB Deon Jackson - IND 3.8 0.9 Antonio Gibson - WAS
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 17.7 14.4 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster - NE 7.3 0 Drake London - ATL
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 5.2 6.6 Jayden Reed - GB
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 7.9 8.9 Sam LaPorta - DET
K Cairo Santos - CHI 7 8 Harrison Butker - KC
DEF Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX 13 13 Atlanta Falcons - ATL
Total 83.98 94.06
Winner skol! go yikes (+10.08)
Position Just Setting Lineups So I Don’t Get Fined CobbSlobbers
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 6.56 16.46 Kirk Cousins - MIN
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 13 8.9 Cam Akers - MIN
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 13.4 13.4 Alexander Mattison - MIN
WR Chris Olave - NO 19.2 1.9 Christian Kirk - JAX
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2 11.1 Michael Thomas - NO
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 29.1 15.3 Darnell Mooney - CHI
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 7.9 8 Luke Musgrave - GB
K Greg Joseph - MIN 5 8 Brandon McManus - JAX
DEF Atlanta Falcons - ATL 13 3 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 120.36 86.06
Winner Just Setting Lineups So I Don’t Get Fined (+34.3)
Position Krusty Krab Pizzas Lannisters
QB Aaron Rodgers - NYJ 0 17.74 Trevor Lawrence - JAX
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 10.3 13.9 Derrick Henry - TEN
RB Miles Sanders - CAR 11.8 26.7 Aaron Jones - GB
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 11.7 14.9 A.J. Brown - PHI
WR Robert Woods - TEX 11.7 0 Randall Cobb - NYJ
WR Kendrick Bourne - NE 24.4 0 Matthew Slater - NE
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 7.3 0 Travis Kelce - KC
K Ka'imi Fairbairn - TEX 9 7 Younghoe Koo - ATL
DEF Arizona Cardinals - ARI 20 12 Baltimore Ravens - BAL
Total 106.2 92.24
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas (+13.96)
Position Scrantonicity 5 The Realest
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 15.18 14.54 Justin Fields - CHI
RB Rashaad Penny - PHI 0 10.7 Kenneth Walker III - SEA
RB Najee Harris - PIT 5.3 26.4 Austin Ekeler - LAC
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 11.8 13.7 DK Metcalf - SEA
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 11.3 19.2 Chris Olave - NO
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 5.1 12.6 Davante Adams - LV
TE Isaiah Likely - BAL 1.4 6.4 Kyle Pitts - ATL
K Graham Gano - NYG 0 8 Jason Myers - SEA
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL 12 12 Baltimore Ravens - BAL
Total 62.08 123.54
Winner The Realest (+61.46)
Position Jerry West’s Office Window Kirk Cochainz
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 17.74 15.18 Sam Howell - WAS
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 8 6.9 Rachaad White - TB
RB Jamaal Williams - NO 7.2 11.4 Khalil Herbert - CHI
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 19.1 0.4 Skyy Moore - KC
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 1.9 13.2 Courtland Sutton - DEN
WR Skyy Moore - KC 0.4 6.6 Jayden Reed - GB
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 0 15.1 Hayden Hurst - CAR
K Greg Zuerlein - NYJ 11 8 Joey Slye - WAS
DEF Washington Commanders - WAS 12 12 Washington Commanders - WAS
Total 77.34 88.78
Winner Kirk Cochainz (+11.44)
Position lansing leopards team Web
QB Jared Goff - DET 14.02 9.08 Geno Smith - SEA
RB J.K. Dobbins - BAL 11.7 20.3 Bijan Robinson - ATL
RB Cam Akers - MIN 8.9 7.3 Ezekiel Elliott - NE
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 14.2 3.2 Adam Thielen - CAR
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 24.1 6.7 Amari Cooper - CLE
WR DJ Moore - CHI 4.5 4.2 Brandin Cooks - DAL
TE Austin Hooper - LV 3 3 Andrew Ogletree - IND
K Justin Tucker - BAL 5 0 Graham Gano - NYG
DEF Washington Commanders - WAS 12 0 Chicago Bears - CHI
Total 97.42 53.78
Winner lansing leopards (+43.64)
Position Just the tip Jefferson Love Me Sexy
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 3.18 9.08 Geno Smith - SEA
RB Aaron Jones - GB 26.7 13.4 Alexander Mattison - MIN
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 1.3 7.2 Jamaal Williams - NO
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 5.1 18.6 Romeo Doubs - GB
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 1.9 6.6 Allen Lazard - NYJ
WR Drake London - ATL 0 4.5 Darius Slayton - NYG
TE Evan Engram - JAX 9.9 6.1 Noah Gray - KC
K Eddy Pineiro - CAR 5 8 Jason Myers - SEA
DEF Washington Commanders - WAS 12 14 Green Bay Packers - GB
Total 65.08 87.48
Winner Love Me Sexy (+22.4)
Position Billy Hoyle’s Big Bounce Academy Saquon Deez Nutz
QB Sam Howell - WAS 15.18 14.02 Jared Goff - DET
RB J.K. Dobbins - BAL 11.7 13 Raheem Mostert - MIA
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 9.4 10.3 Joe Mixon - CIN
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 3 0 Drake London - ATL
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2 3.2 Adam Thielen - CAR
WR Skyy Moore - KC 0.4 19.1 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
TE Juwan Johnson - NO 6.6 7.9 Tyler Higbee - LAR
K Tyler Bass - BUF 13 4 Wil Lutz - DEN
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 3 13 Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX
Total 75.48 84.52
Winner Saquon Deez Nutz (+9.04)
Position Endzone Jones Titan Your Butthole
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 20.86 9.08 Geno Smith - SEA
RB Aaron Jones - GB 26.7 11.8 Miles Sanders - CAR
RB Cam Akers - MIN 8.9 0.9 Antonio Gibson - WAS
WR Chris Godwin - TB 10.1 11 Curtis Samuel - WAS
WR Chris Olave - NO 19.2 13.2 Courtland Sutton - DEN
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 9.1 19.2 Chris Olave - NO
TE Juwan Johnson - NO 6.6 3.1 Jake Ferguson - DAL
K Justin Tucker - BAL 5 8 Brandon McManus - JAX
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 11 14 Green Bay Packers - GB
Total 117.46 90.28
Winner Endzone Jones (+27.18)
Position Gamecocks The Funks
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 6.56 8.9 Desmond Ridder - ATL
RB Aaron Jones - GB 26.7 5.6 AJ Dillon - GB
RB Jamaal Williams - NO 7.2 13 Raheem Mostert - MIA
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 3 14.2 Keenan Allen - LAC
WR Van Jefferson - LAR 6.4 5.2 Gabe Davis - BUF
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2 3.2 Adam Thielen - CAR
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 9.4 1.4 Isaiah Likely - BAL
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 7 8 Harrison Butker - KC
DEF Washington Commanders - WAS 12 13 Atlanta Falcons - ATL
Total 91.46 72.5
Winner Gamecocks (+18.96)
Position Dez Still Caught It The Hens
QB Geno Smith - SEA 9.08 20.86 Justin Herbert - LAC
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 13 26.7 Aaron Jones - GB
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 13.6 11.8 Miles Sanders - CAR
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 3 14.4 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 1.9 13.2 Courtland Sutton - DEN
WR Van Jefferson - LAR 6.4 2.9 Marvin Mims Jr. - DEN
TE Gerald Everett - LAC 4.3 0 Dallas Goedert - PHI
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 12 4 Wil Lutz - DEN
DEF Washington Commanders - WAS 12 -2 Seattle Seahawks - SEA
Total 75.28 91.86
Winner The Hens (+16.58)
Position Southport Skegs Waller? Hardly Know Her
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 17.74 14.02 Jared Goff - DET
RB Najee Harris - PIT 5.3 8.9 Cam Akers - MIN
RB James Cook - BUF 10.3 0.9 Antonio Gibson - WAS
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 14.9 6.8 Marquez Valdes-Scantling - KC
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 11.3 1.2 Parris Campbell - NYG
WR Mike Williams - LAC 8.5 0.8 Marvin Jones Jr. - DET
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 9.4 8.3 Logan Thomas - WAS
K Cairo Santos - CHI 7 10 Brandon Aubrey - DAL
DEF Green Bay Packers - GB 14 13 Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX
Total 98.44 63.92
Winner Southport Skegs (+34.52)
Position AR5 Fan Club Bob Barker’s House of Pain
QB Baker Mayfield - TB 16.02 16.46 Kirk Cousins - MIN
RB Deon Jackson - IND 3.8 7.2 Jamaal Williams - NO
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 13 11.8 Miles Sanders - CAR
WR Zay Jones - JAX 16.5 3 Tyler Boyd - CIN
WR DJ Chark Jr. - CAR 0 5.7 Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2 11 Curtis Samuel - WAS
TE Kylen Granson - IND 7.9 0 Chigoziem Okonkwo - TEN
K Joey Slye - WAS 8 14 Jason Sanders - MIA
DEF Washington Commanders - WAS 12 12 Washington Commanders - WAS
Total 90.42 81.16
Winner AR5 Fan Club (+9.26)
Position Jalen “oh god yes it” Hurts She Sucks My Boswell
QB Jared Goff - DET 14.02 6.56 Lamar Jackson - BAL
RB Deon Jackson - IND 3.8 13.6 Brian Robinson - WAS
RB Jamaal Williams - NO 7.2 13.9 Derrick Henry - TEN
WR Kadarius Toney - KC 1 13.2 Courtland Sutton - DEN
WR Ben Skowronek - LAR 0 19.1 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
WR Mecole Hardman Jr. - NYJ 0 8.5 Mike Williams - LAC
TE Noah Gray - KC 6.1 15.1 Hayden Hurst - CAR
K Eddy Pineiro - CAR 5 14 Jason Sanders - MIA
DEF Atlanta Falcons - ATL 13 12 Washington Commanders - WAS
Total 50.12 115.96
Winner She Sucks My Boswell (+65.84)
Position Kingpins Of Crime Skid Marks
QB Desmond Ridder - ATL 8.9 15.18 Sam Howell - WAS
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 13.6 22.2 Tony Pollard - DAL
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 0 13.6 Brian Robinson - WAS
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2 11.7 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
WR George Pickens - PIT 8.6 16.5 Zay Jones - JAX
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 6.7 0 Drake London - ATL
TE Juwan Johnson - NO 6.6 9.9 Evan Engram - JAX
K Nick Folk - TEN 18 7 Younghoe Koo - ATL
DEF Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX 13 12 Washington Commanders - WAS
Total 88.6 108.08
Winner Skid Marks (+19.48)
Position The Good Guys Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 17.74 14.54 Justin Fields - CHI
RB Aaron Jones - GB 26.7 20.3 Bijan Robinson - ATL
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 13.6 13 Raheem Mostert - MIA
WR Drake London - ATL 0 24.1 Calvin Ridley - JAX
WR Rashod Bateman - BAL 6.5 21.9 Puka Nacua - LAR
WR Zay Jones - JAX 16.5 4.2 Brandin Cooks - DAL
TE Juwan Johnson - NO 6.6 1.4 Isaiah Likely - BAL
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 12 7 Younghoe Koo - ATL
DEF Washington Commanders - WAS 12 12 Washington Commanders - WAS
Total 111.64 118.44
Winner Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S (+6.8)