2023-24 Week 4 Scores

Position Dez Still Caught It Southport Skegs
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 22.22 4.7 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB James Cook - BUF 14.7 27 De'Von Achane - MIA
RB Najee Harris - PIT 11.3 21.4 Alvin Kamara - NO
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 11.7 7 Mike Evans - TB
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 31.3 11.7 Courtland Sutton - DEN
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 8.2 Jerry Jeudy - DEN
TE Luke Musgrave - GB 1.1 14.7 Jake Ferguson - DAL
K Matt Gay - IND 1 4 Justin Tucker - BAL
DEF Kansas City Chiefs - KC 4 3 Philadelphia Eagles - PHI
Total 112.52 101.7
Position AR5 Fan Club Jalen “oh god yes it” Hurts
QB Brock Purdy - SF 21.32 9.2 Geno Smith - SEA
RB Zack Moss - IND 9 0 Tony Jones - ARI
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 3.9 0.7 Jerick McKinnon - KC
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 31.3 6.7 Marvin Mims Jr. - DEN
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 5.3 5.6 Kendrick Bourne - NE
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 12.4 10.5 Jayden Reed - GB
TE Dawson Knox - BUF 2.2 0 Donald Parham Jr. - LAC
K Tyler Bass - BUF 14 1 Matt Gay - IND
DEF Kansas City Chiefs - KC 4 16 LA Chargers - LAC
Total 103.42 49.7
Position Lannisters The Good Guys
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 28.14 27.9 Justin Fields - CHI
RB Matt Breida - NYG 12.8 22.2 Khalil Herbert - CHI
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 27.9 9.1 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 2.6 27.1 DJ Moore - CHI
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 7.4 15.2 Adam Thielen - CAR
WR George Pickens - PIT 5.5 3 Jalin Hyatt - NYG
TE David Njoku - CLE 10.6 1.1 Luke Musgrave - GB
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 12 5 Jake Moody - SF
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 29 15 Carolina Panthers - CAR
Total 135.94 125.6
Position lansing leopards The Realest
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 9.56 9.56 Kirk Cousins - MIN
RB Kenneth Gainwell - PHI 6.1 18.7 Bijan Robinson - ATL
RB Ezekiel Elliott - NE 4.2 9 Zack Moss - IND
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 20.8 5.5 George Pickens - PIT
WR Rashee Rice - KC 6.2 4.5 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 9.4 15.2 Adam Thielen - CAR
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 14.7 3.7 Pat Freiermuth - PIT
K Jake Moody - SF 5 1 Matt Gay - IND
DEF San Francisco 49ers - SF 1 8 Denver Broncos - DEN
Total 76.96 75.16
Position Gamecocks Titan Your Butthole
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 22.22 8.72 Daniel Jones - NYG
RB Jerome Ford - CLE 9.5 11.8 Dameon Pierce - TEX
RB Zack Moss - IND 9 6.5 Joshua Kelley - LAC
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 10.7 20.8 Brandon Aiyuk - SF
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 14.8 8.2 Jerry Jeudy - DEN
WR Chris Godwin - TB 19.4 10.7 Joshua Palmer - LAC
TE Darren Waller - NYG 5.1 3.7 Pat Freiermuth - PIT
K Chad Ryland - NE 3 11 Harrison Butker - KC
DEF San Francisco 49ers - SF 1 2 Cincinnati Bengals - CIN
Total 94.72 83.42
Position Billy Hoyle’s Big Bounce Academy Just the tip Jefferson
QB Jordan Love - GB 17.64 9.56 Kirk Cousins - MIN
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 27.9 13.9 Kenneth Walker III - SEA
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 3.9 6.1 Kenneth Gainwell - PHI
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 10.7 4.5 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 11.8 31.3 Puka Nacua - LAR
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 5.6 Robert Woods - TEX
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 4.5 12 Travis Kelce - KC
K Jason Myers - SEA 6 5 Jake Moody - SF
DEF Kansas City Chiefs - KC 4 1 San Francisco 49ers - SF
Total 101.64 88.96
Position Adam Schefter’s Sources Kingpins Of Crime
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 8.72 17.64 Jordan Love - GB
RB Miles Sanders - CAR 6.2 10.8 Alexander Mattison - MIN
RB James Cook - BUF 14.7 21.4 Alvin Kamara - NO
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 9.4 15.2 Adam Thielen - CAR
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 26.5 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR Nico Collins - TEX 35.8 12.4 DK Metcalf - SEA
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 7.3 12.9 Evan Engram - JAX
K Graham Gano - NYG 5 6 Jason Myers - SEA
DEF San Francisco 49ers - SF 1 2 Cincinnati Bengals - CIN
Total 103.32 124.84
Position CobbSlobbers Kirk Cochainz
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 22.22 21.32 Brock Purdy - SF
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 3.9 6.5 Joshua Kelley - LAC
RB Zack Moss - IND 9 3.9 Javonte Williams - DEN
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 31.3 Puka Nacua - LAR
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 11.7 15.2 Adam Thielen - CAR
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 9.4 5.6 Robert Woods - TEX
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 3.7 12.9 Evan Engram - JAX
K Matt Gay - IND 1 4 Cairo Santos - CHI
DEF Kansas City Chiefs - KC 4 4 Kansas City Chiefs - KC
Total 80.12 104.72
Position Love Me Sexy Saquon Deez Nutz
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 22.22 22.22 Russell Wilson - DEN
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 24.8 2.5 Roschon Johnson - CHI
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 10.2 10.8 Alexander Mattison - MIN
WR Josh Downs - IND 5.4 8.2 Jerry Jeudy - DEN
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 12.2 3.9 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 31.3 5.6 Robert Woods - TEX
TE Luke Musgrave - GB 1.1 5.1 Darren Waller - NYG
K Matt Gay - IND 1 -
DEF Denver Broncos - DEN 8 4 Kansas City Chiefs - KC
Total 116.22 62.32
Position Pay Day Gray The Score-Box Munchers
QB Josh Allen - BUF 36.5 22.22 Russell Wilson - DEN
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 10.8 8.6 Joe Mixon - CIN
RB Roschon Johnson - CHI 2.5 13.9 Kenneth Walker III - SEA
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 7.4 10.7 Joshua Palmer - LAC
WR Michael Thomas - NO 9.3 15.2 Adam Thielen - CAR
WR Quentin Johnston - LAC 2.8 3.9 Tee Higgins - CIN
TE Travis Kelce - KC 12 5.1 Darren Waller - NYG
K Jason Sanders - MIA 2 5 Jake Moody - SF
DEF Kansas City Chiefs - KC 4 16 LA Chargers - LAC
Total 87.3 100.62
Position Krusty Krab Pizzas Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
QB Jameis Winston - NO -2 29.6 Anthony Richardson - IND
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 9 24.38 Derrick Henry - TEN
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 27 24.8 Isiah Pacheco - KC
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 12.2 38.5 A.J. Brown - PHI
WR Jahan Dotson - WAS 12.7 3.9 Tank Dell - TEX
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster - NE 2.4 9.3 Michael Thomas - NO
TE Dalton Schultz - TEX 13.2 4.5 Dallas Goedert - PHI
K Dustin Hopkins - CLE 5 5 Jake Moody - SF
DEF Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX 21 3 Philadelphia Eagles - PHI
Total 100.5 142.98
Position Bob Barker’s House of Pain She Sucks My Boswell
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 16.48 8.72 Daniel Jones - NYG
RB Zack Moss - IND 9 10.8 Alexander Mattison - MIN
RB Jaylen Warren - PIT 11.5 9.5 Jerome Ford - CLE
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 10.7 11.8 Calvin Ridley - JAX
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 7.4 7.4 Tutu Atwell - LAR
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 8 Zay Flowers - BAL
TE Taysom Hill - NO 3.22 3.7 Pat Freiermuth - PIT
K Ka'imi Fairbairn - TEX 12 11 Harrison Butker - KC
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT -6 21 Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX
Total 79.5 91.92
Position The Hens Waller? Hardly Know Her
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 13.22 22.22 Russell Wilson - DEN
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 6 22.2 Khalil Herbert - CHI
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.9 10.8 Alexander Mattison - MIN
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 14.8 5.3 Jakobi Meyers - LV
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 5.3 15.2 Adam Thielen - CAR
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 6.7 6.6 Tyler Boyd - CIN
TE George Kittle - SF 1.9 2.9 Gerald Everett - LAC
K Daniel Carlson - LV 5 5 Dustin Hopkins - CLE
DEF - 29 Seattle Seahawks - SEA
Total 66.82 119.22
Position Endzone Jones The Funks
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 22.22 24.16 Jalen Hurts - PHI
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 17.9 3.9 Javonte Williams - DEN
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.9 9 Zack Moss - IND
WR DJ Chark Jr. - CAR 4.8 6.6 Tyler Boyd - CIN
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 0 Rondale Moore - ARI
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 12.2 0 Jordan Addison - MIN
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 4.1 9.6 Sam LaPorta - DET
K Jason Myers - SEA 6 3 Greg Joseph - MIN
DEF Cincinnati Bengals - CIN 2 8 Denver Broncos - DEN
Total 98.32 64.26
Position Scrantonicity 5 team Web
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 23.38 -
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 6 -
RB Matt Breida - NYG 12.8 -
WR Marquise Brown - ARI 16.6 -
WR Darnell Mooney - CHI 9.1 -
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 15.1 -
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 4.4 -
K Jake Elliott - PHI 18 -
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 3 -
Total 108.38 0
Position Just Setting Lineups So I Don’t Get Fined Jerry West’s Office Window
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 23.38 14.34 Dak Prescott - DAL
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.9 1.1 AJ Dillon - GB
RB Zack Moss - IND 9 3.9 Javonte Williams - DEN
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 3.9 18.5 Romeo Doubs - GB
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 20.8 Brandon Aiyuk - SF
WR Tank Dell - TEX 3.9 15.2 Adam Thielen - CAR
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 4.4 1.9 George Kittle - SF
K Jake Moody - SF 5 14 Brandon McManus - JAX
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 3 4 Kansas City Chiefs - KC
Total 81.68 93.74
Position Skid Marks skol! go yikes
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 23.38 29.6 Anthony Richardson - IND
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.9 9 Tony Pollard - DAL
RB Najee Harris - PIT 11.3 2.3 Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 16.4 0.6 Deebo Samuel - SF
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 18.5 20.8 Brandon Aiyuk - SF
WR Calvin Austin III - PIT 5.9 16.4 Christian Kirk - JAX
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 9.6 12.9 Evan Engram - JAX
K Tyler Bass - BUF 14 18 Jake Elliott - PHI
DEF San Francisco 49ers - SF 1 6 Cleveland Browns - CLE
Total 113.98 115.6
Position Drew Crew Freakofnature
QB Brock Purdy - SF 21.32 4.7 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Ezekiel Elliott - NE 4.2 14.7 James Cook - BUF
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 10.2 17.9 D'Andre Swift - PHI
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 14.3 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 12.4 31.3 Puka Nacua - LAR
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 12.2 15.2 Adam Thielen - CAR
TE Donald Parham Jr. - LAC 0 12 Travis Kelce - KC
K Graham Gano - NYG 5 12 Brandon Aubrey - DAL
DEF Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX 21 4 Kansas City Chiefs - KC
Total 101.52 126.1