2023-24 Week 5 Scores

Position Kingpins Of Crime Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
QB Sam Howell - WAS 25.42 16.92 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA
RB David Montgomery - DET 20.9 20.9 David Montgomery - DET
RB James Cook - BUF 5.1 4.4 Jonathan Taylor - IND
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 8.9 0 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 9.8 12.3 Zay Flowers - BAL
WR DJ Moore - CHI 49 8.4 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 9 19.7 Sam LaPorta - DET
K Ka'imi Fairbairn - TEX 15 4 Justin Tucker - BAL
DEF Washington Commanders - WAS -5 12 Miami Dolphins - MIA
Total 138.12 98.62
Position Bob Barker’s House of Pain The Score-Box Munchers
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 16.88 8.56 Zach Wilson - NYJ
RB Jaleel McLaughlin - DEN 17.9 20.9 David Montgomery - DET
RB James Conner - ARI 4.6 11.8 Bijan Robinson - ATL
WR Michael Wilson - ARI 2.8 8.4 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
WR Rashee Rice - KC 13.3 52.2 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR Nico Collins - TEX 6.9 2.2 Marquez Valdes-Scantling - KC
TE Tyler Conklin - NYJ 10.7 10.1 T.J. Hockenson - MIN
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 6 2 Matt Prater - ARI
DEF Houston Texans - TEX 1 8 Baltimore Ravens - BAL
Total 80.08 124.16
Position Drew Crew Titan Your Butthole
QB Jordan Love - GB 4.98 4.42 Anthony Richardson - IND
RB Gus Edwards - BAL 4.8 28.4 Breece Hall - NYJ
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 21.5 20.9 David Montgomery - DET
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 8.9 10.2 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND
WR DJ Moore - CHI 49 14.68 Drake London - ATL
WR Jayden Reed - GB 1.7 27.7 Adam Thielen - CAR
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 15.2 4 Tyler Higbee - LAR
K Anders Carlson - GB 7 5 Daniel Carlson - LV
DEF Detroit Lions - DET 7 18 New York Jets - NYJ
Total 120.08 133.3
Position Just Setting Lineups So I Don’t Get Fined The Hens
QB Jordan Love - GB 4.98 4.98 Jordan Love - GB
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 13.4 21.5 De'Von Achane - MIA
RB Dameon Pierce - TEX 9.2 6 Tyler Allgeier - ATL
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 8.9 8.5 Davante Adams - LV
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 10.2 10.5 Michael Thomas - NO
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 1.4 9.9 Tyler Boyd - CIN
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 9 9.4 Luke Musgrave - GB
K Jake Elliott - PHI 11 12 Matt Gay - IND
DEF Detroit Lions - DET 7 1 Houston Texans - TEX
Total 75.08 83.78
Position team Web The Good Guys
QB Jordan Love - GB 4.98 8.56 Zach Wilson - NYJ
RB AJ Dillon - GB 13.6 28.4 Breece Hall - NYJ
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 19.9 4.8 Gus Edwards - BAL
WR Jayden Reed - GB 1.7 8.9 Terry McLaurin - WAS
WR Hunter Renfrow - LV 1.7 2.8 Michael Wilson - ARI
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 20.5 11.6 Christian Watson - GB
TE Austin Hooper - LV 3.1 15.2 Cole Kmet - CHI
K Anders Carlson - GB 7 2 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF Green Bay Packers - GB 11 4 Indianapolis Colts - IND
Total 83.48 86.26
Position Dez Still Caught It Love Me Sexy
QB Jordan Love - GB 4.98 32.98 Justin Fields - CHI
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 28.4 2.3 Dalvin Cook - NYJ
RB Matt Breida - NYG 3.4 5.1 James Cook - BUF
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 10.2 14.5 Jaylen Waddle - MIA
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 8.4 1.7 Jayden Reed - GB
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 9.9 8.9 Terry McLaurin - WAS
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 19.7 27.7 George Kittle - SF
K Jason Sanders - MIA 8 11 Jake Elliott - PHI
DEF Detroit Lions - DET 7 18 New York Jets - NYJ
Total 99.98 122.18
Position Freakofnature Gamecocks
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 16.92 4.98 Jordan Love - GB
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 13.4 2.5 Ameer Abdullah - LV
RB David Montgomery - DET 20.9 0 Zamir White - LV
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 32.1 8.5 Davante Adams - LV
WR Michael Wilson - ARI 2.8 1.4 Romeo Doubs - GB
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 20.5 11.6 Christian Watson - GB
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 5.8 9.4 Luke Musgrave - GB
K Tyler Bass - BUF 2 5 Daniel Carlson - LV
DEF Detroit Lions - DET 7 13 Las Vegas Raiders - LV
Total 121.42 56.38
Position Saquon Deez Nutz Southport Skegs
QB Zach Wilson - NYJ 8.56 8.74 Joshua Dobbs - ARI
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 28.4 3.4 Kenneth Gainwell - PHI
RB David Montgomery - DET 20.9 15.8 Raheem Mostert - MIA
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 8.4 52.2 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 14.4 27.7 Adam Thielen - CAR
WR Josh Downs - IND 15.7 12.3 Zay Flowers - BAL
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 9 19.7 Sam LaPorta - DET
K Matt Gay - IND 12 7 Younghoe Koo - ATL
DEF Detroit Lions - DET 7 22 New Orleans Saints - NO
Total 124.36 168.84
Position AR5 Fan Club The Funks
QB Jimmy Garoppolo - LV 10.72 4.98 Jordan Love - GB
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 28.4 8.3 Brian Robinson - WAS
RB David Montgomery - DET 20.9 19.9 Josh Jacobs - LV
WR Drake London - ATL 14.68 8.9 Terry McLaurin - WAS
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 20.6 20.1 Puka Nacua - LAR
WR Josh Reynolds - DET 17.6 9.8 Brandon Aiyuk - SF
TE Darren Waller - NYG 16.6 12.5 Mark Andrews - BAL
K Graham Gano - NYG 13 12 Nick Folk - TEN
DEF Detroit Lions - DET 7 11 Green Bay Packers - GB
Total 149.5 107.48
Position Adam Schefter’s Sources Krusty Krab Pizzas
QB - 14.16 C.J. Stroud - TEX
RB - 19.9 Josh Jacobs - LV
RB - 3.4 Kenneth Gainwell - PHI
WR - 52.2 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR - 13.2 DJ Chark Jr. - CAR
WR - 9.9 K.J. Osborn - MIN
TE - 0 Hunter Henry - NE
K - 7 Younghoe Koo - ATL
DEF - 0 Atlanta Falcons - ATL
Total 0 119.76
Position skol! go yikes The Realest
QB Jordan Love - GB 4.98 14.16 C.J. Stroud - TEX
RB David Montgomery - DET 20.9 13.4 Joe Mixon - CIN
RB Aaron Jones - GB 0 28.4 Breece Hall - NYJ
WR Nico Collins - TEX 6.9 8.9 Terry McLaurin - WAS
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 52.2 6.9 Nico Collins - TEX
WR Christian Watson - GB 11.6 49 DJ Moore - CHI
TE George Kittle - SF 27.7 3.9 Dalton Kincaid - BUF
K Nick Folk - TEN 12 15 Ka'imi Fairbairn - TEX
DEF Detroit Lions - DET 7 -5 Washington Commanders - WAS
Total 143.28 134.66
Position Endzone Jones Jalen “oh god yes it” Hurts
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 19.24 16.88 Matthew Stafford - LAR
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 15.8 1.2 Miles Sanders - CAR
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 28.4 4.6 James Conner - ARI
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 10.2 11.6 Christian Watson - GB
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 8.4 12.3 Zay Flowers - BAL
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 8.9 27.7 Adam Thielen - CAR
TE Tyler Conklin - NYJ 10.7 10.7 Jonnu Smith - ATL
K Greg Zuerlein - NYJ 18 5 Daniel Carlson - LV
DEF New York Jets - NYJ 18 22 New Orleans Saints - NO
Total 137.64 111.98
Position lansing leopards Skid Marks
QB Zach Wilson - NYJ 8.56 16.92 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA
RB Dalvin Cook - NYJ 2.3 0 Devin Singletary - TEX
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 21.5 9.2 Derrick Henry - TEN
WR Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL 3.3 18.5 Curtis Samuel - WAS
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 8.9 49 DJ Moore - CHI
WR Quez Watkins - PHI 2.4 11.6 Christian Watson - GB
TE Luke Musgrave - GB 9.4 4.7 Dawson Knox - BUF
K Matt Gay - IND 12 4 Justin Tucker - BAL
DEF New England Patriots - NE 1 18 New York Jets - NYJ
Total 69.36 131.92
Position CobbSlobbers Just the tip Jefferson
QB Jordan Love - GB 4.98 4.98 Jordan Love - GB
RB Aaron Jones - GB 0 21.5 De'Von Achane - MIA
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 19.9 7.8 Ezekiel Elliott - NE
WR Davante Adams - LV 8.5 18.7 A.J. Brown - PHI
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 20.5 6.9 Nico Collins - TEX
WR Christian Watson - GB 11.6 7.5 Kalif Raymond - DET
TE George Kittle - SF 27.7 19.7 Sam LaPorta - DET
K Daniel Carlson - LV 5 8 Jason Sanders - MIA
DEF Green Bay Packers - GB 11 12 Miami Dolphins - MIA
Total 109.18 107.08
Position Jerry West’s Office Window Waller? Hardly Know Her
QB Zach Wilson - NYJ 8.56 25.42 Sam Howell - WAS
RB David Montgomery - DET 20.9 28.4 Breece Hall - NYJ
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 21.5 8.3 Brian Robinson - WAS
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 8.4 13.3 Rashee Rice - KC
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 8.9 12.3 Zay Flowers - BAL
WR Tank Dell - TEX 8.3 15.7 Josh Downs - IND
TE Luke Musgrave - GB 9.4 19.5 Dalton Schultz - TEX
K Anders Carlson - GB 7 7 Wil Lutz - DEN
DEF New York Jets - NYJ 18 12 Miami Dolphins - MIA
Total 110.96 141.92
Position Pay Day Gray She Sucks My Boswell
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 27.32 25.42 Sam Howell - WAS
RB Aaron Jones - GB 0 20.9 David Montgomery - DET
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 8.4 21.5 De'Von Achane - MIA
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 27.7 -
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 9.8 13.3 Rashee Rice - KC
WR Christian Watson - GB 11.6 6.9 Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 4 19.7 Sam LaPorta - DET
K Joey Slye - WAS 8 11 Chris Boswell - PIT
DEF Tennessee Titans - TEN -2 8 Baltimore Ravens - BAL
Total 94.82 126.72
Position Billy Hoyle’s Big Bounce Academy Kirk Cochainz
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 16.92 4.98 Jordan Love - GB
RB Zack Moss - IND 33.5 15.8 Raheem Mostert - MIA
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 8.3 20.9 David Montgomery - DET
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 1.6 22 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN
WR Davante Adams - LV 8.5 15.7 Josh Downs - IND
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 9.9 7.5 Kalif Raymond - DET
TE Hunter Henry - NE 0 9 Zach Ertz - ARI
K Jake Elliott - PHI 11 2 Matt Prater - ARI
DEF Detroit Lions - DET 7 7 Detroit Lions - DET
Total 96.72 104.88
Position Lannisters Scrantonicity 5
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 18.74 9.94 Lamar Jackson - BAL
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 13.4 17.9 Jaleel McLaughlin - DEN
RB Zack Moss - IND 33.5 16.9 Tyjae Spears - TEN
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 1.4 19.8 Cooper Kupp - LAR
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 27.7 13.3 Rashee Rice - KC
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 0 17.6 Josh Reynolds - DET
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 20.7 10.7 Tyler Conklin - NYJ
K Jason Myers - SEA 0 6 Riley Patterson - DET
DEF Carolina Panthers - CAR -2 4 Indianapolis Colts - IND
Total 113.44 116.14