2024-25 Week 1 Scores

Position Scrantonicity 6 SemperSometimes
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 18.66 21.3 Derek Carr - NO
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 22 22 Alvin Kamara - NO
RB James Conner - ARI 19.3 16.6 Rachaad White - TB
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 32 3.1 Chris Olave - NO
WR Nico Collins - HOU 17.7 4.3 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 5.9 12.2 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
TE David Njoku - CLE 8.4 2.1 Dalton Kincaid - BUF
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 12 8 Jake Bates - DET
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 11 16 New Orleans Saints - NO
Total 146.96 105.6
Position Krusty Krab Pizzas Skol! Go Yikes
QB Baker Mayfield - TB 29.66 18.62 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA
RB Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS 17.9 22 Alvin Kamara - NO
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 1.4 5.3 Chase Brown - CIN
WR Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX 14.7 18.7 Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF
WR Curtis Samuel - BUF 3.5 10.3 Christian Watson - GB
WR Jalin Hyatt - NYG 0 24.4 Jameson Williams - DET
TE Hunter Henry - NE 3.8 6.7 Pat Freiermuth - PIT
K Joshua Karty - LAR 9 8 Jake Bates - DET
DEF Buffalo Bills - BUF 7 7 San Francisco 49ers - SF
Total 86.96 121.02
Position SaquON & On & On & On Gamecocks
QB Baker Mayfield - TB 29.66 29.66 Baker Mayfield - TB
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 1.4 18.9 Kenneth Walker III - SEA
RB Chase Brown - CIN 5.3 18.9 Jerome Ford - CLE
WR Noah Brown - WAS 0 11.5 Jerry Jeudy - CLE
WR Rashee Rice - KC 17.3 23.1 Mike Evans - TB
WR Khalil Shakir - BUF 13.2 9.4 Jakobi Meyers - LV
TE Greg Dulcich - DEN 3.2 1.6 Tyler Conklin - NYJ
K Cade York - WAS 0 15 Chase McLaughlin - TB
DEF New York Giants - NYG 5 11 Seattle Seahawks - SEA
Total 75.06 139.06
Position Pay Day Gray Riley Read Option
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 10.36 29.66 Baker Mayfield - TB
RB James Cook - BUF 13.3 13.3 James Cook - BUF
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 3.3 3.8 Gus Edwards - LAC
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 3.6 14.5 Brandin Cooks - DAL
WR Gabe Davis - JAX 9.2 7.9 Adam Thielen - CAR
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 7.1 11.6 Malik Nabers - NYG
TE Tyler Conklin - NYJ 1.6 0 Cam Grandy - CIN
K Jake Moody - SF 26 11 Wil Lutz - DEN
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 11 10 Denver Broncos - DEN
Total 85.46 101.76
Position Kingpins of Crime jacksons team
QB Jordan Love - GB 16.4 18.66 C.J. Stroud - HOU
RB Rachaad White - TB 16.6 18.3 Breece Hall - NYJ
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 3.3 10.8 Jonathan Taylor - IND
WR Khalil Shakir - BUF 13.2 9.4 Jakobi Meyers - LV
WR Nico Collins - HOU 17.7 22.3 Chris Godwin - TB
WR DJ Moore - CHI 10 11.6 Malik Nabers - NYG
TE George Kittle - SF 8 1.5 Evan Engram - JAX
K Justin Tucker - BAL 7 10 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB 4 3 Los Angeles Rams - LAR
Total 96.2 105.56
Position Jordan Loves Younghoes Southport Skegs
QB Kyler Murray - ARI 14.18 29.66 Baker Mayfield - TB
RB Derrick Henry - BAL 10.6 18.9 Aaron Jones - MIN
RB Zamir White - LV 4.6 12.1 Zach Charbonnet - SEA
WR Christian Watson - GB 10.3 15.4 DeVonta Smith - PHI
WR Jameson Williams - DET 24.4 17.7 Nico Collins - HOU
WR Andrei Iosivas - CIN 5.6 13.5 George Pickens - PIT
TE Tyler Conklin - NYJ 1.6 4.6 Dalton Schultz - HOU
K Matt Prater - ARI 8 3 Daniel Carlson - LV
DEF Tennessee Titans - TEN 7 13 Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT
Total 86.28 127.86
Position Endzone Jones Alpha Females
QB Josh Allen - BUF 31.18 15.14 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 23 3.9 Raheem Mostert - MIA
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 18.3 15.8 Isiah Pacheco - KC
WR Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF 18.7 32 Cooper Kupp - LAR
WR Nico Collins - HOU 17.7 4.3 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
WR Keon Coleman - BUF 9.1 21.9 Stefon Diggs - HOU
TE Evan Engram - JAX 1.5 1.5 Evan Engram - JAX
K Jake Elliott - PHI 10 9 Harrison Butker - KC
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 11 3 Baltimore Ravens - BAL
Total 140.48 106.54
Position Beat My Meat to Zeke Shotgun Bob
QB Russell Wilson - PIT 0 0 Aidan O'Connell - LV
RB Jerome Ford - CLE 18.9 5 D'Andre Swift - CHI
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 1.4 3.9 Raheem Mostert - MIA
WR George Pickens - PIT 13.5 16.2 Jaylen Waddle - MIA
WR Greg Dortch - ARI 11.1 11.1 Greg Dortch - ARI
WR Tank Dell - HOU 8.9 11.1 Zay Flowers - BAL
TE Tyler Conklin - NYJ 1.6 8.7 Colby Parkinson - LAR
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 21 9 Jason Sanders - MIA
DEF Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB 4 26 Chicago Bears - CHI
Total 80.4 91
Position Freakofnature Team Harris
QB Jared Goff - DET 11.38 14.62 Sam Darnold - MIN
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 11.9 22 Alvin Kamara - NO
RB Zamir White - LV 4.6 14.1 Zack Moss - CIN
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 4.3 2.5 Darnell Mooney - ATL
WR George Pickens - PIT 13.5 16.2 Jaylen Waddle - MIA
WR Keenan Allen - CHI 6.9 15.9 Justin Jefferson - MIN
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 4.5 8.4 David Njoku - CLE
K Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 17 12 Cameron Dicker - LAC
DEF Chicago Bears - CHI 26 4 Cincinnati Bengals - CIN
Total 100.08 109.72
Position Bad at This Puck the Fackers
QB Baker Mayfield - TB 29.66 18.62 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA
RB Rachaad White - TB 16.6 22 Alvin Kamara - NO
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 18.9 5 D'Andre Swift - CHI
WR Chris Godwin - TB 22.3 5.9 DK Metcalf - SEA
WR Demarcus Robinson - LAR 8.2 22.3 Chris Godwin - TB
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 6.5 7.1 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND
TE Hunter Henry - NE 3.8 6.7 Pat Freiermuth - PIT
K Cairo Santos - CHI 13 15 Chase McLaughlin - TB
DEF Cincinnati Bengals - CIN 4 21 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 122.96 123.62
Position hancocky bastards Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 18.62 29.66 Baker Mayfield - TB
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 18.9 18.9 Aaron Jones - MIN
RB Gus Edwards - LAC 3.8 22.9 J.K. Dobbins - LAC
WR Mike Evans - TB 23.1 3.7 Terry McLaurin - WAS
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 3.9 13.2 Khalil Shakir - BUF
WR Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX 14.7 7.9 Adam Thielen - CAR
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 6.7 1.5 Evan Engram - JAX
K Jake Moody - SF 26 26 Jake Moody - SF
DEF New York Giants - NYG 5 4 Cincinnati Bengals - CIN
Total 120.72 127.76
Position Green Bowl Packers The Hyrule Koroks
QB Derek Carr - NO 21.3 11.94 Justin Fields - PIT
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 18.9 18.9 Kenneth Walker III - SEA
RB Zack Moss - CIN 14.1 12.4 Josh Jacobs - GB
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 7.1 11.1 Zay Flowers - BAL
WR DJ Moore - CHI 10 1.8 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN
WR Chris Godwin - TB 22.3 17.7 Nico Collins - HOU
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 4.5 2.1 Dalton Kincaid - BUF
K Brayden Narveson - GB 10 0 Matt Gay - IND
DEF Cincinnati Bengals - CIN 4 16 New Orleans Saints - NO
Total 112.2 91.94
Position The Saginasty Lannisters Drew Crew
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 8.06 11.38 Jared Goff - DET
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 22 17.9 Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS
RB D'Andre Swift - CHI 5 18.9 Kenneth Walker III - SEA
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 4.8 23.1 Mike Evans - TB
WR Stefon Diggs - HOU 21.9 24.4 Jameson Williams - DET
WR Nico Collins - HOU 17.7 11.4 Jauan Jennings - SF
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 4.5 1.5 Cade Otton - TB
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 4 26 Jake Moody - SF
DEF Chicago Bears - CHI 26 4 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB
Total 113.96 138.58
Position The Good Guys Tyrannosaurs in F-14s
QB Jayden Daniels - WAS 28.16 25.12 Lamar Jackson - BAL
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 3.3 15.8 Isiah Pacheco - KC
RB Aaron Jones - MIN 18.9 18.9 Aaron Jones - MIN
WR Braxton Berrios - MIA 0 21.9 Stefon Diggs - HOU
WR Malik Nabers - NYG 11.6 13.5 George Pickens - PIT
WR Tyler Boyd - TEN 4.8 10 DJ Moore - CHI
TE Zach Ertz - WAS 5.8 8 Trey McBride - ARI
K Nick Folk - TEN 6 6 Evan McPherson - CIN
DEF LA Chargers - LAC 15 4 Cincinnati Bengals - CIN
Total 93.56 123.22
Position Anthony’s Richer Son Woke Up and Chose Violence
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 4.94 18.66 C.J. Stroud - HOU
RB James Cook - BUF 13.3 0 Blake Corum - LAR
RB Devin Singletary - NYG 9.2 16.1 Bijan Robinson - ATL
WR Chris Olave - NO 3.1 13.6 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
WR Tank Dell - HOU 8.9 22.3 Chris Godwin - TB
WR Andrei Iosivas - CIN 5.6 15.4 DeVonta Smith - PHI
TE Mike Gesicki - CIN 4.8 1.5 Evan Engram - JAX
K Justin Tucker - BAL 7 7 Justin Tucker - BAL
DEF Cincinnati Bengals - CIN 4 7 San Francisco 49ers - SF
Total 60.84 101.56
Position Mike “Big Mac” Big Mac Who’s Nailin’ Jalen?
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 8.06 11.94 Justin Fields - PIT
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 22 16.6 Rachaad White - TB
RB Gus Edwards - LAC 3.8 10.2 Austin Ekeler - WAS
WR Mike Evans - TB 23.1 8.9 Tank Dell - HOU
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 3.9 3.6 Amari Cooper - CLE
WR Andrei Iosivas - CIN 5.6 7.8 Courtland Sutton - DEN
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 4.6 3.5 Johnny Mundt - MIN
K Cairo Santos - CHI 13 26 Jake Moody - SF
DEF Cincinnati Bengals - CIN 4 16 New Orleans Saints - NO
Total 88.06 104.54
Position Cooper DeJean is not my lover H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO
QB Baker Mayfield - TB 29.66 26.08 Anthony Richardson - IND
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 18.9 13.3 James Cook - BUF
RB J.K. Dobbins - LAC 22.9 4.6 Zamir White - LV
WR Chris Godwin - TB 22.3 4 Christian Kirk - JAX
WR Gabe Davis - JAX 9.2 13.2 Khalil Shakir - BUF
WR Diontae Johnson - CAR 3.9 5.6 Andrei Iosivas - CIN
TE Zach Ertz - WAS 5.8 6.7 Pat Freiermuth - PIT
K Jake Moody - SF 26 6 Evan McPherson - CIN
DEF Cincinnati Bengals - CIN 4 4 Cincinnati Bengals - CIN
Total 142.66 83.48
Position She Sucks My Boswell Up!!!
QB Justin Fields - PIT 11.94 11.38 Jared Goff - DET
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 22 22.2 Jordan Mason - SF
RB Alexander Mattison - LV 16.2 18.3 Breece Hall - NYJ
WR Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF 18.7 4.3 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
WR Kalif Raymond - DET 1.2 12 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
WR Darnell Mooney - ATL 2.5 18.7 Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF
TE Mark Andrews - BAL 3.4 8 George Kittle - SF
K Joshua Karty - LAR 9 1 Greg Zuerlein - NYJ
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 11 7 San Francisco 49ers - SF
Total 95.94 102.88
Position Bob Barker’s House of Pain your killin me willis
QB Sam Darnold - MIN 14.62 26.08 Anthony Richardson - IND
RB Jaylen Warren - PIT 4 3.8 Gus Edwards - LAC
RB Gus Edwards - LAC 3.8 18.9 Jerome Ford - CLE
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 7.8 3.9 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 3.6 13.5 George Pickens - PIT
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 3.5 22.3 Chris Godwin - TB
TE Chig Okonkwo - TEN 9.5 3.8 Hunter Henry - NE
K Evan McPherson - CIN 6 6 Evan McPherson - CIN
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 11 11 Seattle Seahawks - SEA
Total 63.82 109.28
Position Dez Still Caught It Skid Marks
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 14.68 31.18 Josh Allen - BUF
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 3.9 11.9 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 3.3 18.9 Kenneth Walker III - SEA
WR Chris Godwin - TB 22.3 23.1 Mike Evans - TB
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 3.5 3.9 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA
WR Khalil Shakir - BUF 13.2 16.2 Jaylen Waddle - MIA
TE Evan Engram - JAX 1.5 1.5 Evan Engram - JAX
K Spencer Shrader - IND 3 6 Evan McPherson - CIN
DEF Cincinnati Bengals - CIN 4 4 Cincinnati Bengals - CIN
Total 69.38 116.68