| Position |  |
Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Sam Darnold - MIN | 6.44 | 29.68 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 
|
| RB | 
|
Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 15.4 | 29.4 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 
|
| RB | 
|
Chase Brown - CIN | 22.4 | 11.3 | Najee Harris - PIT | 
|
| WR | 
|
George Pickens - PIT | 20.5 | 18 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 
|
| WR | 
|
Tank Dell - HOU | 8.3 | 11.7 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 
|
| WR | 
|
Darnell Mooney - ATL | 14.6 | 14.2 | Josh Downs - IND | 
|
| TE | 
|
Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 4.4 | 8.5 | Cade Otton - TB | 
|
| K | 
|
Tyler Bass - BUF | 13 | 13 | Tyler Bass - BUF |
|
| DEF | 
|
New York Giants - NYG | 3 | 3 | Chicago Bears - CHI | 
|
| Total | 108.04 | 138.78 | ||||
| Winner | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s | |||||
| Position |  |
Kingpins of Crime | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Sam Darnold - MIN | 6.44 | 10.24 | Kirk Cousins - ATL | 
|
| RB | 
|
James Conner - ARI | 22.3 | 12.1 | Aaron Jones - MIN | 
|
| RB | 
|
Bucky Irving - TB | 17.7 | 12.3 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 
|
| WR | 
|
Cooper Kupp - LAR | 15 | 18.8 | Puka Nacua - LAR | 
|
| WR | 
|
Davante Adams - NYJ | 9.1 | 7.2 | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 
|
| WR | 
|
Jameson Williams - DET | 8.3 | 11.8 | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 
|
| TE |
|
Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 4.4 | 7 | Taysom Hill - NO | 
|
| K | 
|
Jake Bates - DET | 12 | 10 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 
|
| DEF |
|
Chicago Bears - CHI | 3 | 10 | LA Chargers - LAC | 
|
| Total | 98.24 | 99.44 | ||||
| Winner | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac | |||||
| Position | |
Skol! Go Yikes | Gamecocks | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Aaron Rodgers - NYJ | 4.04 | 19.76 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 
|
| RB | 
|
Saquon Barkley - PHI | 8.8 | 8.5 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 
|
| RB |
|
Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 15.4 | 8.8 | Saquon Barkley - PHI |
|
| WR |
|
Davante Adams - NYJ | 9.1 | 8.6 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 
|
| WR | 
|
DJ Moore - CHI | 5.7 | - | ||
| WR | 
|
Mason Tipton - NO | 0 | 5.4 | Michael Wilson - ARI | 
|
| TE | 
|
Jonnu Smith - MIA | 7.5 | 15.6 | Sam LaPorta - DET | 
|
| K | 
|
Younghoe Koo - ATL | 2 | 12 | Jake Bates - DET |
|
| DEF |
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 10 | 10 | LA Chargers - LAC |
|
| Total | 62.54 | 88.66 | ||||
| Winner | Gamecocks | |||||
| Position | |
Shotgun Bob | Skid Marks |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Lamar Jackson - BAL | 32.9 | 23.82 | Brock Purdy - SF | 
|
| RB | 
|
De'Von Achane - MIA | 10.2 | 29.4 | Bijan Robinson - ATL |
|
| RB | 
|
Emari Demercado - ARI | 2.2 | 22.4 | Chase Brown - CIN |
|
| WR |
|
Puka Nacua - LAR | 18.8 | 15 | Cooper Kupp - LAR |
|
| WR | 
|
Courtland Sutton - DEN | 19 | 11.8 | Khalil Shakir - BUF |
|
| WR |
|
Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 18 | 9.4 | Keenan Allen - CHI | 
|
| TE | 
|
Kyle Pitts - ATL | 9.5 | 8.5 | Cade Otton - TB |
|
| K | 
|
Chase McLaughlin - TB | 8 | 3 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Buffalo Bills - BUF | 17 | 20 | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 
|
| Total | 135.6 | 143.32 | ||||
| Winner | Skid Marks | |||||
| Position | |
Anthony’s Richer Son | Pay Day Gray | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Joe Burrow - CIN | 33.72 | -2 | Cooper Rush - DAL | 
|
| RB |
|
James Conner - ARI | 22.3 | 8.1 | Tyjae Spears - TEN | 
|
| RB |
|
Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 15.4 | 4.4 | Braelon Allen - NYJ | 
|
| WR | 
|
Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 55.4 | 3.7 | Odell Beckham Jr. - MIA |
|
| WR |
|
Davante Adams - NYJ | 9.1 | 4.6 | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 
|
| WR |
|
Jameson Williams - DET | 8.3 | 1.1 | Robert Woods - HOU | 
|
| TE | 
|
Mark Andrews - BAL | 18.8 | 8 | Will Dissly - LAC | 
|
| K | 
|
Jason Sanders - MIA | 15 | 7 | Spencer Shrader - NYJ | 
|
| DEF |
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 10 | 0 | Tennessee Titans - TEN | 
|
| Total | 188.02 | 34.9 | ||||
| Winner | Anthony’s Richer Son | |||||
| Position | |
Team Harris | The Hyrule Koroks | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jared Goff - DET | 7.8 | 18.2 | Josh Allen - BUF | 
|
| RB |
|
Saquon Barkley - PHI | 8.8 | 12.1 | Aaron Jones - MIN |
|
| RB |
|
Bucky Irving - TB | 17.7 | 7.5 | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 
|
| WR | 
|
DeVonta Smith - PHI | 3.4 | 9.1 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 
|
| WR |
|
Ladd McConkey - LAC | 7.2 | 10.4 | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 
|
| WR | 
|
Mack Hollins - BUF | 12.6 | 3.3 | Demarcus Robinson - LAR | 
|
| TE |
|
Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 4.4 | 15.2 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 
|
| K |
|
Younghoe Koo - ATL | 2 | 10 | Harrison Butker - KC | 
|
| DEF |
|
New York Giants - NYG | 3 | 3 | New York Giants - NYG |
|
| Total | 66.9 | 88.8 | ||||
| Winner | The Hyrule Koroks | |||||
| Position | |
Bad at This | hancocky bastards | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Sam Darnold - MIN | 6.44 | 29.68 | Jalen Hurts - PHI |
|
| RB |
|
Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 15.4 | 14.2 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 
|
| RB |
|
Aaron Jones - MIN | 12.1 | 19 | Rachaad White - TB | 
|
| WR | 
|
Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 3.2 | 20.5 | George Pickens - PIT |
|
| WR | 
|
Tee Higgins - CIN | 0 | 11.8 | Khalil Shakir - BUF |
|
| WR |
|
Tank Dell - HOU | 8.3 | 5.3 | Rome Odunze - CHI | 
|
| TE | 
|
Theo Johnson - NYG | 7.7 | 4.4 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF |
|
| K |
|
Younghoe Koo - ATL | 2 | 2 | Younghoe Koo - ATL |
|
| DEF |
|
Chicago Bears - CHI | 3 | 7 | Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 
|
| Total | 58.14 | 113.88 | ||||
| Winner | hancocky bastards | |||||
| Position | |
jacksons team | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 8.18 | 6.44 | Sam Darnold - MIN |
|
| RB |
|
De'Von Achane - MIA | 10.2 | 12.6 | David Montgomery - DET | 
|
| RB | 
|
Raheem Mostert - MIA | 5.4 | 8.7 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 
|
| WR |
|
Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 8.6 | 9.1 | Davante Adams - NYJ |
|
| WR |
|
Puka Nacua - LAR | 18.8 | 16.4 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 
|
| WR |
|
Odell Beckham Jr. - MIA | 3.7 | 20.5 | George Pickens - PIT |
|
| TE |
|
Jonnu Smith - MIA | 7.5 | 2.4 | Hunter Henry - NE | 
|
| K |
|
Jason Sanders - MIA | 15 | 11 | Zane Gonzalez - WAS | 
|
| DEF | - | -1 | Atlanta Falcons - ATL | 
|
||
| Total | 77.38 | 86.14 | ||||
| Winner | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | |||||
| Position | |
Krusty Krab Pizzas | SaquON & On & On & On | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Kyler Murray - ARI | 28.74 | 18.2 | Josh Allen - BUF |
|
| RB | 
|
Dameon Pierce - HOU | 0 | 12.1 | Aaron Jones - MIN |
|
| RB | 
|
Alexander Mattison - LV | 0 | 17 | Kareem Hunt - KC | 
|
| WR |
|
Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 9.1 | 9.1 | Davante Adams - NYJ |
|
| WR | 
|
Michael Thomas - NO | 0 | 10.4 | Quentin Johnston - LAC |
|
| WR | 
|
Elijah Moore - CLE | 0 | 16.3 | Jauan Jennings - SF | 
|
| TE | 
|
Tyler Higbee - LAR | 0 | 15.2 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN |
|
| K | 
|
Nick Folk - TEN | 4 | 9 | Jake Moody - SF | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Las Vegas Raiders - LV | 0 | 10 | Detroit Lions - DET | 
|
| Total | 41.84 | 117.3 | ||||
| Winner | SaquON & On & On & On | |||||
| Position | |
H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | Southport Skegs |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Brock Purdy - SF | 23.82 | 6.44 | Sam Darnold - MIN |
|
| RB |
|
Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 15.4 | 8.6 | Rico Dowdle - DAL | 
|
| RB | 
|
Derrick Henry - BAL | 14.1 | 10.3 | Tony Pollard - TEN | 
|
| WR |
|
Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 9.1 | 18.8 | Puka Nacua - LAR |
|
| WR |
|
Darnell Mooney - ATL | 14.6 | 7.2 | Ladd McConkey - LAC |
|
| WR |
|
DeVonta Smith - PHI | 3.4 | 16.4 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI |
|
| TE |
|
Mark Andrews - BAL | 18.8 | 10.7 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 
|
| K | 
|
Matt Gay - IND | 8 | 9 | Jake Moody - SF |
|
| DEF |
|
New York Giants - NYG | 3 | 4 | San Francisco 49ers - SF | 
|
| Total | 110.22 | 91.44 | ||||
| Winner | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | |||||
| Position | |
your killin me willis | Up!!! | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 8.18 | 23.82 | Brock Purdy - SF |
|
| RB |
|
Jonathan Taylor - IND | 14.2 | 17 | Kareem Hunt - KC |
|
| RB |
|
Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 15.4 | 19 | Rachaad White - TB |
|
| WR |
|
Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 9.1 | 14.6 | Darnell Mooney - ATL |
|
| WR | 
|
Calvin Ridley - TEN | 25.4 | 16.4 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI |
|
| WR | 
|
Jordan Addison - MIN | 4.9 | 10.4 | Quentin Johnston - LAC |
|
| TE |
|
T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 15.2 | 8.5 | Cade Otton - TB |
|
| K |
|
Jake Elliott - PHI | 10 | 10 | Harrison Butker - KC |
|
| DEF |
|
Chicago Bears - CHI | 3 | 3 | Chicago Bears - CHI |
|
| Total | 105.38 | 122.72 | ||||
| Winner | Up!!! | |||||
| Position | |
Scrantonicity 6 | Endzone Jones | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 29.68 | 23.82 | Brock Purdy - SF |
|
| RB | 
|
Austin Ekeler - WAS | 18.1 | 15.4 | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG |
|
| RB | 
|
James Cook - BUF | 15.5 | 15.5 | James Cook - BUF |
|
| WR |
|
Quentin Johnston - LAC | 10.4 | 8.3 | Tank Dell - HOU |
|
| WR |
|
DeVonta Smith - PHI | 3.4 | 10.2 | Mike Williams - PIT | 
|
| WR | 
|
Jalen Tolbert - DAL | 4.4 | 20.5 | George Pickens - PIT |
|
| TE | 
|
Travis Kelce - KC | 20.4 | 8.5 | Cade Otton - TB |
|
| K |
|
Jake Elliott - PHI | 10 | 12 | Jake Bates - DET |
|
| DEF |
|
Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 20 | 3 | Chicago Bears - CHI |
|
| Total | 131.88 | 117.22 | ||||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 6 | |||||
| Position | |
Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Jordan Loves Younghoes | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 8.18 | 16.54 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 
|
| RB |
|
Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 15.4 | 15.4 | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG |
|
| RB | 
|
Roschon Johnson - CHI | 1.1 | 12.6 | David Montgomery - DET |
|
| WR |
|
Darnell Mooney - ATL | 14.6 | 7.4 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 
|
| WR |
|
Khalil Shakir - BUF | 11.8 | 8.6 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA |
|
| WR | 
|
Xavier Legette - CAR | 7 | 2 | Sterling Shepard - TB | 
|
| TE |
|
Jonnu Smith - MIA | 7.5 | 11.1 | Trey McBride - ARI | 
|
| K | 
|
Blake Grupe - NO | 8 | 10 | Harrison Butker - KC |
|
| DEF |
|
Chicago Bears - CHI | 3 | 20 | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI |
|
| Total | 76.58 | 103.64 | ||||
| Winner | Jordan Loves Younghoes | |||||
| Position | |
Freakofnature | Beat My Meat to Zeke | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Sam Darnold - MIN | 6.44 | 8.18 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA |
|
| RB |
|
James Cook - BUF | 15.5 | 11.2 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 
|
| RB |
|
Kareem Hunt - KC | 17 | 8.5 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC |
|
| WR | 
|
Justin Jefferson - MIN | 9.8 | 0 | Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 
|
| WR | 
|
Malik Nabers - NYG | 10.8 | 6.3 | Noah Brown - WAS | 
|
| WR |
|
Puka Nacua - LAR | 18.8 | 9.4 | Keenan Allen - CHI |
|
| TE | 
|
George Kittle - SF | 14.7 | 7.5 | Jonnu Smith - MIA |
|
| K |
|
Jake Elliott - PHI | 10 | 9 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 
|
| DEF |
|
Detroit Lions - DET | 10 | 20 | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI |
|
| Total | 113.04 | 80.08 | ||||
| Winner | Freakofnature | |||||
| Position | |
Bob Barker’s House of Pain | She Sucks My Boswell |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Kyler Murray - ARI | 28.74 | 8.18 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA |
|
| RB |
|
Bucky Irving - TB | 17.7 | 8.8 | Saquon Barkley - PHI |
|
| RB |
|
J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 8.5 | 17 | Joe Mixon - HOU | 
|
| WR |
|
Quentin Johnston - LAC | 10.4 | 8.4 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 
|
| WR | 
|
DeAndre Hopkins - KC | 9.6 | 9.1 | Davante Adams - NYJ |
|
| WR | 
|
Terry McLaurin - WAS | 16.3 | 18 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET |
|
| TE |
|
T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 15.2 | 11.1 | Trey McBride - ARI |
|
| K | 
|
Cairo Santos - CHI | 3 | 9 | Cameron Dicker - LAC |
|
| DEF |
|
Chicago Bears - CHI | 3 | 20 | Philadelphia Eagles - PHI |
|
| Total | 112.44 | 109.58 | ||||
| Winner | Bob Barker’s House of Pain | |||||
| Position | |
Riley Read Option | The Good Guys | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 8.18 | 6.44 | Sam Darnold - MIN |
|
| RB |
|
Joe Mixon - HOU | 17 | 12.6 | David Montgomery - DET |
|
| RB |
|
Raheem Mostert - MIA | 5.4 | 15.4 | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG |
|
| WR |
|
Davante Adams - NYJ | 9.1 | 14.2 | Josh Downs - IND |
|
| WR |
|
Tank Dell - HOU | 8.3 | 9.8 | Justin Jefferson - MIN |
|
| WR |
|
Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 8.6 | 8.3 | Tank Dell - HOU |
|
| TE | 
|
Dallas Goedert - PHI | 10.5 | 14.7 | George Kittle - SF |
|
| K | 
|
Chad Ryland - ARI | 7 | 4 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 
|
| DEF |
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 10 | 15 | Minnesota Vikings - MIN | 
|
| Total | 84.08 | 100.44 | ||||
| Winner | The Good Guys | |||||
| Position | |
Puck the Fackers | Dez Still Caught It | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Josh Allen - BUF | 18.2 | 23.82 | Brock Purdy - SF |
|
| RB |
|
Bijan Robinson - ATL | 29.4 | 12.1 | Aaron Jones - MIN |
|
| RB |
|
Saquon Barkley - PHI | 8.8 | 15.4 | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG |
|
| WR |
|
Puka Nacua - LAR | 18.8 | 9.1 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ |
|
| WR |
|
Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 18 | 14.6 | Darnell Mooney - ATL |
|
| WR |
|
Davante Adams - NYJ | 9.1 | 8.6 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA |
|
| TE |
|
George Kittle - SF | 14.7 | 7 | Mike Gesicki - CIN | 
|
| K |
|
Tyler Bass - BUF | 13 | 10 | Jake Elliott - PHI |
|
| DEF |
|
Chicago Bears - CHI | 3 | 15 | Minnesota Vikings - MIN |
|
| Total | 133 | 115.62 | ||||
| Winner | Puck the Fackers | |||||
| Position | |
Alpha Females | Green Bowl Packers | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Brock Purdy - SF | 23.82 | 9.72 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 
|
| RB |
|
Joe Mixon - HOU | 17 | 22.3 | James Conner - ARI |
|
| RB |
|
Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 15.4 | 8.7 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE |
|
| WR |
|
Davante Adams - NYJ | 9.1 | 9.1 | Davante Adams - NYJ |
|
| WR |
|
Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 9.1 | 19 | Courtland Sutton - DEN |
|
| WR |
|
Tank Dell - HOU | 8.3 | 16.4 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI |
|
| TE |
|
Cade Otton - TB | 8.5 | 10 | Evan Engram - JAX | 
|
| K |
|
Tyler Bass - BUF | 13 | 9 | Cameron Dicker - LAC |
|
| DEF | 
|
Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 9 | 15 | Minnesota Vikings - MIN |
|
| Total | 113.22 | 119.22 | ||||
| Winner | Green Bowl Packers | |||||
| Position | |
Woke Up and Chose Violence | Drew Crew | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Brock Purdy - SF | 23.82 | 6.44 | Sam Darnold - MIN |
|
| RB |
|
De'Von Achane - MIA | 10.2 | 12.3 | Breece Hall - NYJ |
|
| RB | 
|
Alvin Kamara - NO | 15.9 | 10.3 | Tony Pollard - TEN |
|
| WR |
|
Davante Adams - NYJ | 9.1 | 9.8 | Justin Jefferson - MIN |
|
| WR |
|
Tank Dell - HOU | 8.3 | 3.7 | Odell Beckham Jr. - MIA |
|
| WR |
|
Josh Downs - IND | 14.2 | 7.2 | Ladd McConkey - LAC |
|
| TE | 
|
Josh Oliver - MIN | 9.2 | 11.1 | Trey McBride - ARI |
|
| K |
|
Matt Gay - IND | 8 | 13 | Joey Slye - NE | 
|
| DEF |
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 10 | 3 | Chicago Bears - CHI |
|
| Total | 108.72 | 76.84 | ||||
| Winner | Woke Up and Chose Violence | |||||
| Position | |
SemperSometimes | The Saginasty Lannisters | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Brock Purdy - SF | 23.82 | 16.54 | Patrick Mahomes - KC |
|
| RB |
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 11.2 | 8.8 | Saquon Barkley - PHI |
|
| RB |
|
De'Von Achane - MIA | 10.2 | 18.1 | Austin Ekeler - WAS |
|
| WR |
|
Puka Nacua - LAR | 18.8 | 9.1 | Davante Adams - NYJ |
|
| WR |
|
Davante Adams - NYJ | 9.1 | 17.7 | Drake London - ATL | 
|
| WR |
|
Tank Dell - HOU | 8.3 | 4.9 | Jordan Addison - MIN |
|
| TE |
|
Cade Otton - TB | 8.5 | 15.2 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN |
|
| K | 
|
Joshua Karty - LAR | 18 | 3 | Cairo Santos - CHI |
|
| DEF | - | -1 | Atlanta Falcons - ATL |
|
||
| Total | 107.92 | 92.34 | ||||
| Winner | SemperSometimes | |||||
