| Position |  |
Bad at This | Dez Still Caught It | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 21.24 | 15.96 | Jordan Love - GB | 
|
| RB | 
|
Trey Sermon - IND | 18.3 | 20 | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 
|
| RB | 
|
Najee Harris - PIT | 9.7 | 17.5 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 
|
| WR | 
|
Allen Lazard - NYJ | 13.4 | 14.7 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 
|
| WR |
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 14.7 | 4 | Dontayvion Wicks - GB | 
|
| WR | 
|
Amari Cooper - CLE | 10 | 15.9 | Jordan Whittington - LAR | 
|
| TE | 
|
Foster Moreau - NO | 9.3 | 24.8 | Tucker Kraft - GB | 
|
| K | 
|
Chase McLaughlin - TB | 16 | 16 | Chase McLaughlin - TB |
|
| DEF | 
|
New England Patriots - NE | 9 | 9 | New England Patriots - NE |
|
| Total | 121.64 | 137.86 | ||||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It | |||||
| Position | |
hancocky bastards | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jordan Love - GB | 15.96 | 14.64 | Josh Allen - BUF | 
|
| RB |
|
D'Andre Swift - CHI | 20 | 18.3 | Trey Sermon - IND |
|
| RB | 
|
Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 19.2 | 13.8 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 
|
| WR | 
|
Diontae Johnson - CAR | 5.9 | 3 | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 
|
| WR | 
|
Christian Kirk - JAX | 12.8 | 7.5 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 
|
| WR | 
|
Keon Coleman - BUF | 11.9 | 18.6 | Rashid Shaheed - NO | 
|
| TE |
|
Tucker Kraft - GB | 24.8 | 16 | Travis Kelce - KC | 
|
| K | 
|
Matt Gay - IND | 10 | 13 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Miami Dolphins - MIA | 7 | 15 | Denver Broncos - DEN | 
|
| Total | 127.56 | 119.84 | ||||
| Winner | hancocky bastards | |||||
| Position | |
H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Justin Fields - PIT | 15.94 | 26.56 | Joe Flacco - IND | 
|
| RB | 
|
Josh Jacobs - GB | 16.4 | 18.3 | Trey Sermon - IND |
|
| RB | 
|
Jerome Ford - CLE | 7.9 | 7.9 | Jerome Ford - CLE |
|
| WR | 
|
Chris Godwin - TB | 11.6 | 16 | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 
|
| WR |
|
Amari Cooper - CLE | 10 | 26.2 | Darius Slayton - NYG | 
|
| WR |
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 14.7 | 4.6 | Tre Tucker - LV | 
|
| TE |
|
Tucker Kraft - GB | 24.8 | 16 | Travis Kelce - KC |
|
| K | 
|
Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 16 | 6 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 
|
| DEF |
|
Denver Broncos - DEN | 15 | 15 | Denver Broncos - DEN |
|
| Total | 132.34 | 136.56 | ||||
| Winner | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | |||||
| Position |  |
She Sucks My Boswell | Riley Read Option | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Brock Purdy - SF | 13.06 | 21.24 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX |
|
| RB |
|
Trey Sermon - IND | 18.3 | 16.1 | Javonte Williams - DEN | 
|
| RB |
|
Josh Jacobs - GB | 16.4 | 17.5 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR |
|
| WR |
|
Chris Godwin - TB | 11.6 | 23.2 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 
|
| WR | 
|
Ray-Ray McCloud - ATL | 12.6 | 12.5 | Tutu Atwell - LAR | 
|
| WR | 
|
Josh Downs - IND | 15.9 | 15.9 | Josh Downs - IND |
|
| TE |
|
Travis Kelce - KC | 16 | 24.8 | Tucker Kraft - GB |
|
| K | 
|
Tyler Bass - BUF | 8 | 16 | Chase McLaughlin - TB |
|
| DEF |
|
Denver Broncos - DEN | 15 | 8 | Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 
|
| Total | 126.86 | 155.24 | ||||
| Winner | Riley Read Option | |||||
| Position | |
Endzone Jones | Green Bowl Packers | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jordan Love - GB | 15.96 | 13.06 | Brock Purdy - SF |
|
| RB | 
|
Jordan Mason - SF | 8.8 | 7.9 | Jerome Ford - CLE |
|
| RB |
|
D'Andre Swift - CHI | 20 | 6.3 | Aaron Jones - MIN | 
|
| WR |
|
Christian Kirk - JAX | 12.8 | 4 | Dontayvion Wicks - GB |
|
| WR |
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 14.7 | 15.9 | Josh Downs - IND |
|
| WR |
|
Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 23.2 | 12.8 | Christian Kirk - JAX |
|
| TE |
|
Travis Kelce - KC | 16 | 9.2 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 
|
| K | 
|
Jake Moody - SF | 8 | 10 | Austin Seibert - WAS | 
|
| DEF |
|
Denver Broncos - DEN | 15 | 15 | Denver Broncos - DEN |
|
| Total | 134.46 | 94.16 | ||||
| Winner | Endzone Jones | |||||
| Position | |
Anthony’s Richer Son | Drew Crew | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Brock Purdy - SF | 13.06 | 13.06 | Brock Purdy - SF |
|
| RB |
|
D'Andre Swift - CHI | 20 | 20 | D'Andre Swift - CHI |
|
| RB |
|
Jerome Ford - CLE | 7.9 | 9.7 | Najee Harris - PIT |
|
| WR | 
|
Jayden Reed - GB | 13.7 | 23.2 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX |
|
| WR |
|
Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 3 | 12.5 | Tutu Atwell - LAR |
|
| WR |
|
Amari Cooper - CLE | 10 | 13.1 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 
|
| TE |
|
Foster Moreau - NO | 9.3 | 9.3 | Foster Moreau - NO |
|
| K |
|
Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 16 | 9 | Jason Myers - SEA | 
|
| DEF |
|
Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 8 | 8 | Seattle Seahawks - SEA |
|
| Total | 100.96 | 117.86 | ||||
| Winner | Drew Crew | |||||
| Position | |
Freakofnature | The Hyrule Koroks | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jayden Daniels - WAS | 19.72 | 23.56 | Caleb Williams - CHI | 
|
| RB | 
|
Derrick Henry - BAL | 16.6 | 18.3 | Trey Sermon - IND |
|
| RB |
|
Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 17.5 | 11.7 | Austin Ekeler - WAS | 
|
| WR | 
|
Terry McLaurin - WAS | 13.4 | 33.4 | Drake London - ATL | 
|
| WR | 
|
Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 22.7 | 5.6 | George Pickens - PIT | 
|
| WR | 
|
Stefon Diggs - HOU | 14.2 | 4 | Dontayvion Wicks - GB |
|
| TE |
|
Travis Kelce - KC | 16 | 5.2 | Hunter Henry - NE | 
|
| K | 
|
Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 9 | 14 | Cam Little - JAX | 
|
| DEF |
|
Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 8 | 15 | Denver Broncos - DEN |
|
| Total | 137.12 | 130.76 | ||||
| Winner | Freakofnature | |||||
| Position | |
Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Puck the Fackers | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jordan Love - GB | 15.96 | 22.56 | Geno Smith - SEA | 
|
| RB |
|
Jerome Ford - CLE | 7.9 | 16.4 | Josh Jacobs - GB |
|
| RB | 
|
Kareem Hunt - KC | 18.7 | 19.2 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE |
|
| WR |
|
Jayden Reed - GB | 13.7 | 16 | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG |
|
| WR |
|
Christian Kirk - JAX | 12.8 | 23.2 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX |
|
| WR |
|
Dontayvion Wicks - GB | 4 | 4 | Dontayvion Wicks - GB |
|
| TE | 
|
Colby Parkinson - LAR | 12.2 | 5.4 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 
|
| K |
|
Tyler Bass - BUF | 8 | 6 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 
|
| DEF |
|
New England Patriots - NE | 9 | 9 | New England Patriots - NE |
|
| Total | 102.26 | 121.76 | ||||
| Winner | Puck the Fackers | |||||
| Position |  |
Kingpins of Crime | Team Harris | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Brock Purdy - SF | 13.06 | 22.56 | Geno Smith - SEA |
|
| RB |
|
D'Andre Swift - CHI | 20 | 17.9 | James Cook - BUF | 
|
| RB |
|
Aaron Jones - MIN | 6.3 | 16.1 | Javonte Williams - DEN |
|
| WR |
|
DK Metcalf - SEA | 7.5 | 13.1 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA |
|
| WR |
|
Jayden Reed - GB | 13.7 | 6.6 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 
|
| WR |
|
Stefon Diggs - HOU | 14.2 | 6.3 | Keenan Allen - CHI | 
|
| TE |
|
Travis Kelce - KC | 16 | 15.8 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 
|
| K | 
|
Harrison Butker - KC | 13 | 13 | Justin Tucker - BAL |
|
| DEF |
|
Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 8 | 8 | Seattle Seahawks - SEA |
|
| Total | 111.76 | 119.36 | ||||
| Winner | Team Harris | |||||
| Position | |
Scrantonicity 6 | The Saginasty Lannisters | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Justin Fields - PIT | 15.94 | 33.42 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 
|
| RB | 
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 15.5 | 14.6 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 
|
| RB |
|
Kareem Hunt - KC | 18.7 | 18.7 | Kareem Hunt - KC |
|
| WR | 
|
Chris Olave - NO | 3 | 27.5 | DJ Moore - CHI | 
|
| WR |
|
Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 22.7 | 13.1 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA |
|
| WR | 
|
Tyler Lockett - SEA | 11.5 | 5.6 | George Pickens - PIT |
|
| TE |
|
Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 9.2 | 24.8 | Tucker Kraft - GB |
|
| K |
|
Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 9 | 13 | Wil Lutz - DEN | 
|
| DEF | 
|
San Francisco 49ers - SF | 10 | 7 | Miami Dolphins - MIA |
|
| Total | 115.54 | 157.72 | ||||
| Winner | The Saginasty Lannisters | |||||
| Position | |
Up!!! | Southport Skegs |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jayden Daniels - WAS | 19.72 | 13.06 | Brock Purdy - SF |
|
| RB | 
|
De'Von Achane - MIA | 2.7 | 7.9 | Jerome Ford - CLE |
|
| RB |
|
Trey Sermon - IND | 18.3 | 19.2 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE |
|
| WR |
|
DJ Moore - CHI | 27.5 | 7.5 | DK Metcalf - SEA |
|
| WR |
|
Josh Downs - IND | 15.9 | 4 | Dontayvion Wicks - GB |
|
| WR | 
|
Rashod Bateman - BAL | 15.8 | 13.1 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA |
|
| TE |
|
Hunter Henry - NE | 5.2 | 13 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 
|
| K | 
|
Brayden Narveson - GB | 7 | 6 | Cairo Santos - CHI |
|
| DEF |
|
Denver Broncos - DEN | 15 | 14 | Washington Commanders - WAS | 
|
| Total | 127.12 | 97.76 | ||||
| Winner | Up!!! | |||||
| Position | |
Bob Barker’s House of Pain | Woke Up and Chose Violence | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jordan Love - GB | 15.96 | 19.72 | Jayden Daniels - WAS |
|
| RB | 
|
Jonathan Taylor - IND | 0 | 14.6 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA |
|
| RB | 
|
Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 14 | 20 | D'Andre Swift - CHI |
|
| WR |
|
Diontae Johnson - CAR | 5.9 | 23.2 | Mike Evans - TB | 
|
| WR |
|
Jayden Reed - GB | 13.7 | 13.7 | Jayden Reed - GB |
|
| WR |
|
Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 22.7 | 6.6 | Jordan Addison - MIN |
|
| TE | 
|
Noah Fant - SEA | 5.4 | 24.8 | Tucker Kraft - GB |
|
| K |
|
Jason Myers - SEA | 9 | 1 | Joshua Karty - LAR | 
|
| DEF |
|
New England Patriots - NE | 9 | 14 | Washington Commanders - WAS |
|
| Total | 95.66 | 137.62 | ||||
| Winner | Woke Up and Chose Violence | |||||
| Position | |
Beat My Meat to Zeke | Skid Marks |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Joe Flacco - IND | 26.56 | 33.42 | Lamar Jackson - BAL |
|
| RB | 
|
Alexander Mattison - LV | 10.1 | 15.5 | Kyren Williams - LAR |
|
| RB |
|
Austin Ekeler - WAS | 11.7 | 20 | D'Andre Swift - CHI |
|
| WR |
|
Jayden Reed - GB | 13.7 | 13.7 | Jayden Reed - GB |
|
| WR | 
|
Jalen Tolbert - DAL | 21.7 | 23.2 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX |
|
| WR |
|
Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 16 | 19 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 
|
| TE |
|
Colby Parkinson - LAR | 12.2 | 24.8 | Tucker Kraft - GB |
|
| K | 
|
Evan McPherson - CIN | 3 | 9 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL |
|
| DEF |
|
New England Patriots - NE | 9 | 15 | Denver Broncos - DEN |
|
| Total | 123.96 | 173.62 | ||||
| Winner | Skid Marks | |||||
| Position | |
Pay Day Gray | The Good Guys | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Brock Purdy - SF | 13.06 | 15.94 | Justin Fields - PIT |
|
| RB |
|
Trey Sermon - IND | 18.3 | 9.7 | Najee Harris - PIT |
|
| RB |
|
Alexander Mattison - LV | 10.1 | 7.9 | Jerome Ford - CLE |
|
| WR |
|
Josh Downs - IND | 15.9 | 13.4 | Terry McLaurin - WAS |
|
| WR |
|
Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 16 | 10 | Amari Cooper - CLE |
|
| WR | 
|
Greg Dortch - ARI | 1.7 | 0 | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 
|
| TE | 
|
Noah Gray - KC | 4.9 | 0 | Evan Engram - JAX | 
|
| K |
|
Cairo Santos - CHI | 6 | 15 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 
|
| DEF |
|
New England Patriots - NE | 9 | 15 | Denver Broncos - DEN |
|
| Total | 94.96 | 86.94 | ||||
| Winner | Pay Day Gray | |||||
| Position | |
Skol! Go Yikes | your killin me willis | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Patrick Mahomes - KC | 13.44 | 15.96 | Jordan Love - GB |
|
| RB |
|
Jordan Mason - SF | 8.8 | 18.3 | Trey Sermon - IND |
|
| RB |
|
Trey Sermon - IND | 18.3 | 20 | D'Andre Swift - CHI |
|
| WR |
|
DK Metcalf - SEA | 7.5 | 5.2 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 
|
| WR |
|
Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 23.2 | 4 | Dontayvion Wicks - GB |
|
| WR | 
|
Xavier Worthy - KC | 11.8 | 10 | Amari Cooper - CLE |
|
| TE |
|
Colby Parkinson - LAR | 12.2 | 5.1 | Mike Gesicki - CIN | 
|
| K |
|
Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 16 | 9 | Jason Myers - SEA |
|
| DEF |
|
Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 8 | 9 | New England Patriots - NE |
|
| Total | 119.24 | 96.56 | ||||
| Winner | Skol! Go Yikes | |||||
| Position | |
Krusty Krab Pizzas | SemperSometimes | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Justin Herbert - LAC | 0 | 34.36 | Kirk Cousins - ATL | 
|
| RB |
|
Austin Ekeler - WAS | 11.7 | 8.8 | Jordan Mason - SF |
|
| RB |
|
Derrick Henry - BAL | 16.6 | 16.6 | Derrick Henry - BAL |
|
| WR | 
|
Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 41.3 | 13.7 | Jayden Reed - GB |
|
| WR | 
|
Calvin Ridley - TEN | 0 | 3 | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF |
|
| WR |
|
Chris Godwin - TB | 11.6 | 10 | Amari Cooper - CLE |
|
| TE | 
|
Mark Andrews - BAL | 9.5 | 20.4 | George Kittle - SF | 
|
| K |
|
Harrison Butker - KC | 13 | 8 | Jake Moody - SF |
|
| DEF |
|
New England Patriots - NE | 9 | 15 | Chicago Bears - CHI | 
|
| Total | 112.7 | 129.86 | ||||
| Winner | SemperSometimes | |||||
| Position | |
Gamecocks | jacksons team | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Geno Smith - SEA | 22.56 | 0 | Trey Lance - DAL | 
|
| RB |
|
Najee Harris - PIT | 9.7 | 0 | Deuce Vaughn - DAL | 
|
| RB |
|
Trey Sermon - IND | 18.3 | 19.4 | Rico Dowdle - DAL | 
|
| WR | 
|
Tee Higgins - CIN | 29.3 | 8.4 | KaVontae Turpin - DAL | 
|
| WR |
|
Christian Kirk - JAX | 12.8 | 2 | Jalen Brooks - DAL | 
|
| WR |
|
Xavier Worthy - KC | 11.8 | 0 | Ryan Flournoy - DAL | 
|
| TE |
|
Colby Parkinson - LAR | 12.2 | 1.8 | Luke Schoonmaker - DAL | 
|
| K |
|
Evan McPherson - CIN | 3 | 6 | Chris Boswell - PIT |
|
| DEF |
|
Washington Commanders - WAS | 14 | -1 | New Orleans Saints - NO | 
|
| Total | 133.66 | 36.6 | ||||
| Winner | Gamecocks | |||||
| Position | |
Jordan Loves Younghoes | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
C.J. Stroud - HOU | 15.94 | 22.56 | Geno Smith - SEA |
|
| RB | 
|
Bijan Robinson - ATL | 10.7 | 9.6 | Rachaad White - TB | 
|
| RB |
|
Jordan Mason - SF | 8.8 | 9.7 | Najee Harris - PIT |
|
| WR | 
|
CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 11.4 | 23.2 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX |
|
| WR |
|
Allen Lazard - NYJ | 13.4 | 16 | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG |
|
| WR |
|
Dontayvion Wicks - GB | 4 | 4 | Dontayvion Wicks - GB |
|
| TE |
|
Travis Kelce - KC | 16 | 8.1 | Juwan Johnson - NO | 
|
| K |
|
Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 16 | 6 | Cairo Santos - CHI |
|
| DEF |
|
New England Patriots - NE | 9 | 15 | Denver Broncos - DEN |
|
| Total | 105.24 | 114.16 | ||||
| Winner | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts | |||||
| Position | |
Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac | Shotgun Bob | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Geno Smith - SEA | 22.56 | 23.56 | Caleb Williams - CHI |
|
| RB |
|
De'Von Achane - MIA | 2.7 | 17.5 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR |
|
| RB | 
|
Carson Steele - KC | 1.2 | 16.4 | Chase Brown - CIN | 
|
| WR |
|
Jayden Reed - GB | 13.7 | 13.4 | Allen Lazard - NYJ |
|
| WR |
|
George Pickens - PIT | 5.6 | 10 | Amari Cooper - CLE |
|
| WR |
|
Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 23.2 | 13.4 | Terry McLaurin - WAS |
|
| TE |
|
Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 9.2 | 2.4 | David Njoku - CLE | 
|
| K |
|
Justin Tucker - BAL | 13 | 16 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU |
|
| DEF |
|
Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 8 | 14 | Washington Commanders - WAS |
|
| Total | 99.16 | 126.66 | ||||
| Winner | Shotgun Bob | |||||
| Position | |
SaquON & On & On & On | Alpha Females | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jordan Love - GB | 15.96 | 22.56 | Geno Smith - SEA |
|
| RB |
|
Jordan Mason - SF | 8.8 | 14.6 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA |
|
| RB | 
|
Alvin Kamara - NO | 12.6 | 9.7 | Najee Harris - PIT |
|
| WR |
|
Jayden Reed - GB | 13.7 | 15.2 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 
|
| WR |
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 14.7 | 18.6 | Rashid Shaheed - NO |
|
| WR |
|
Christian Kirk - JAX | 12.8 | 13.7 | Jayden Reed - GB |
|
| TE |
|
Jake Ferguson - DAL | 13 | 16 | Travis Kelce - KC |
|
| K |
|
Justin Tucker - BAL | 13 | 16 | Chase McLaughlin - TB |
|
| DEF |
|
Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 8 | 10 | San Francisco 49ers - SF |
|
| Total | 112.56 | 136.36 | ||||
| Winner | Alpha Females | |||||
