| Position |  |
Bob Barker’s House of Pain | Drew Crew | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Baker Mayfield - TB | 27 | 16.8 | Jordan Love - GB | 
|
| RB | 
|
Breece Hall - NYJ | 26.1 | 17.2 | James Conner - ARI | 
|
| RB | 
|
Kareem Hunt - KC | 22.3 | 1.7 | Isaac Guerendo - SF | 
|
| WR | 
|
Cooper Kupp - LAR | 0 | 0 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 
|
| WR | 
|
George Pickens - PIT | 22.1 | 8.3 | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 
|
| WR | 
|
Mike Evans - TB | 9.5 | 22.1 | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 
|
| TE | 
|
Trey McBride - ARI | 10.1 | 13.5 | Kyle Pitts - ATL | 
|
| K | 
|
Cameron Dicker - LAC | 21 | 1 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 17 | 15 | Cincinnati Bengals - CIN | 
|
| Total | 155.1 | 95.6 | ||||
| Winner | Bob Barker’s House of Pain | |||||
| Position | |
Riley Read Option | Woke Up and Chose Violence | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Lamar Jackson - BAL | 34.44 | 21.02 | Josh Allen - BUF | 
|
| RB | 
|
Tony Pollard - TEN | 8.5 | 26.4 | Joe Mixon - HOU | 
|
| RB | 
|
Austin Ekeler - WAS | 4 | 7.3 | Chase Brown - CIN | 
|
| WR | 
|
Tee Higgins - CIN | 18.2 | 15.8 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 
|
| WR | 
|
Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 5.3 | 19.9 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 
|
| WR |
|
Mike Evans - TB | 9.5 | 4.3 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 
|
| TE |
|
Kyle Pitts - ATL | 13.5 | 19.3 | Brock Bowers - LV | 
|
| K | 
|
Tyler Bass - BUF | 10 | 1 | Younghoe Koo - ATL |
|
| DEF |
|
Cincinnati Bengals - CIN | 15 | 12 | Buffalo Bills - BUF | 
|
| Total | 118.44 | 127.02 | ||||
| Winner | Woke Up and Chose Violence | |||||
| Position | |
Beat My Meat to Zeke | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Lamar Jackson - BAL | 34.44 | 8.76 | Anthony Richardson - IND | 
|
| RB | 
|
Bucky Irving - TB | 16.7 | 11.2 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 
|
| RB | 
|
Zack Moss - CIN | 7 | 0.4 | Ty Chandler - MIN | 
|
| WR | 
|
Zay Flowers - BAL | 4 | 8.5 | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 
|
| WR |
|
Terry McLaurin - WAS | 15.8 | 10.3 | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 
|
| WR | 
|
Chris Godwin - TB | 13.5 | 0 | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 
|
| TE | 
|
Zach Ertz - WAS | 14 | 12.3 | Tucker Kraft - GB | 
|
| K | 
|
Chris Boswell - PIT | 14 | 4 | Harrison Butker - KC | 
|
| DEF | - | 15 | Cincinnati Bengals - CIN |
|
||
| Total | 119.44 | 70.46 | ||||
| Winner | Beat My Meat to Zeke | |||||
| Position | |
Pay Day Gray | Up!!! | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Kyler Murray - ARI | 20.2 | 14.94 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 
|
| RB | 
|
Jordan Mason - SF | 8.9 | 25.2 | Derrick Henry - BAL | 
|
| RB | 
|
Aaron Jones - MIN | 20.6 | 5.5 | Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 
|
| WR | 
|
DK Metcalf - SEA | 19.9 | 18.3 | Drake London - ATL | 
|
| WR | 
|
Tank Dell - HOU | 0 | 3.4 | Christian Kirk - JAX | 
|
| WR |
|
Terry McLaurin - WAS | 15.8 | 2.1 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 
|
| TE | 
|
Travis Kelce - KC | 5.7 | 23.6 | David Njoku - CLE | 
|
| K | 
|
Austin Seibert - WAS | 17 | 17 | Austin Seibert - WAS |
|
| DEF |
|
Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 17 | 15 | Cincinnati Bengals - CIN |
|
| Total | 125.1 | 125.04 | ||||
| Winner | Pay Day Gray | |||||
| Position | |
Team Harris | Shotgun Bob | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Andy Dalton - CAR | 0.0200000000000002 | 5.12 | Deshaun Watson - CLE | 
|
| RB | 
|
Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 13.1 | 0.4 | Ty Chandler - MIN |
|
| RB |
|
Chase Brown - CIN | 7.3 | 8 | David Montgomery - DET | 
|
| WR |
|
Rashod Bateman - BAL | 22.1 | 3.4 | DeMario Douglas - NE | 
|
| WR | 
|
Diontae Johnson - CAR | 2.7 | 0 | Tank Dell - HOU |
|
| WR | 
|
Kalif Raymond - DET | 12.9 | 3.4 | Christian Kirk - JAX |
|
| TE | 
|
Noah Fant - SEA | 10.5 | 8.2 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 
|
| K | 
|
Joshua Karty - LAR | 1 | 0 | Brett Maher - LAR | 
|
| DEF |
|
Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 17 | 15 | Cincinnati Bengals - CIN |
|
| Total | 86.62 | 43.52 | ||||
| Winner | Team Harris | |||||
| Position | |
Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac | Skid Marks |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Josh Allen - BUF | 21.02 | 16.8 | Jordan Love - GB |
|
| RB |
|
Joe Mixon - HOU | 26.4 | 9.6 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 
|
| RB | 
|
Trey Sermon - IND | 5.9 | 8 | David Montgomery - DET |
|
| WR |
|
Terry McLaurin - WAS | 15.8 | 0.8 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 
|
| WR |
|
Tee Higgins - CIN | 18.2 | 8.1 | Malik Nabers - NYG | 
|
| WR |
|
Tank Dell - HOU | 0 | 0 | Courtland Sutton - DEN |
|
| TE |
|
Zach Ertz - WAS | 14 | 8.2 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF |
|
| K | 
|
Matt Gay - IND | 12 | 15 | Will Reichard - MIN | 
|
| DEF |
|
Buffalo Bills - BUF | 12 | 12 | Buffalo Bills - BUF |
|
| Total | 125.32 | 78.5 | ||||
| Winner | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac | |||||
| Position | |
Jordan Loves Younghoes | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Bo Nix - DEN | 14.06 | 13.04 | Aaron Rodgers - NYJ | 
|
| RB |
|
J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 9.6 | 19.6 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 
|
| RB |
|
Tony Pollard - TEN | 8.5 | 8 | David Montgomery - DET |
|
| WR | 
|
Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 5.1 | 1.5 | Christian Watson - GB | 
|
| WR | 
|
Darius Slayton - NYG | 2.1 | 8.1 | Malik Nabers - NYG |
|
| WR |
|
Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 0 | 5.3 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA |
|
| TE | 
|
Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 7.1 | 17.2 | Hunter Henry - NE | 
|
| K | 
|
Anders Carlson - SF | 8 | 14 | Chris Boswell - PIT |
|
| DEF | 
|
New York Jets - NYJ | -5 | 8 | Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 
|
| Total | 49.46 | 94.74 | ||||
| Winner | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s | |||||
| Position | |
SaquON & On & On & On | Green Bowl Packers | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 22.76 | 17.78 | Geno Smith - SEA | 
|
| RB |
|
Tony Pollard - TEN | 8.5 | 9.6 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC |
|
| RB |
|
Joe Mixon - HOU | 26.4 | 22.3 | Kareem Hunt - KC |
|
| WR | 
|
Stefon Diggs - HOU | 7.3 | 22.1 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 
|
| WR |
|
Tyler Lockett - SEA | 8.5 | 9.6 | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 
|
| WR | 
|
Xavier Worthy - KC | 5.4 | 18.3 | Drake London - ATL |
|
| TE |
|
Brock Bowers - LV | 19.3 | 12.3 | Tucker Kraft - GB |
|
| K | 
|
Jason Sanders - MIA | 3 | 7 | Brandon McManus - GB | 
|
| DEF | 
|
San Francisco 49ers - SF | 5 | 12 | Buffalo Bills - BUF |
|
| Total | 106.16 | 130.98 | ||||
| Winner | Green Bowl Packers | |||||
| Position | |
Krusty Krab Pizzas | The Saginasty Lannisters | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Lamar Jackson - BAL | 34.44 | 22.76 | Jalen Hurts - PHI |
|
| RB | 
|
Jonathan Taylor - IND | 0 | 13.1 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS |
|
| RB | 
|
Miles Sanders - CAR | 3.8 | 7.3 | Chase Brown - CIN |
|
| WR |
|
Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 0 | 9.6 | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 
|
| WR |
|
Christian Watson - GB | 1.5 | 15.8 | Terry McLaurin - WAS |
|
| WR |
|
Drake London - ATL | 18.3 | 0 | Tank Dell - HOU |
|
| TE | 
|
Evan Engram - JAX | 8.5 | 20.1 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 
|
| K | 
|
Greg Zuerlein - NYJ | 0 | 12 | Jason Myers - SEA | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Miami Dolphins - MIA | 5 | 12 | Buffalo Bills - BUF |
|
| Total | 71.54 | 112.66 | ||||
| Winner | The Saginasty Lannisters | |||||
| Position |  |
Kingpins of Crime | The Hyrule Koroks | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Baker Mayfield - TB | 27 | 7.18 | Kirk Cousins - ATL | 
|
| RB |
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 19.6 | 2.3 | Antonio Gibson - NE | 
|
| RB |
|
J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 9.6 | 23.3 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 
|
| WR |
|
Terry McLaurin - WAS | 15.8 | 19.9 | DK Metcalf - SEA |
|
| WR |
|
Drake London - ATL | 18.3 | 7.7 | Tre Tucker - LV | 
|
| WR |
|
Zay Flowers - BAL | 4 | 3.4 | DeMario Douglas - NE |
|
| TE |
|
Evan Engram - JAX | 8.5 | 13.5 | Kyle Pitts - ATL |
|
| K |
|
Younghoe Koo - ATL | 1 | 1 | Younghoe Koo - ATL |
|
| DEF | 
|
Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX | 11 | 18 | Washington Commanders - WAS | 
|
| Total | 114.8 | 96.28 | ||||
| Winner | Kingpins of Crime | |||||
| Position | |
Alpha Females | Puck the Fackers | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Joe Burrow - CIN | 14.94 | 7.18 | Kirk Cousins - ATL |
|
| RB | 
|
Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 32 | 4 | Austin Ekeler - WAS |
|
| RB |
|
J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 9.6 | 9.6 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC |
|
| WR |
|
Chris Godwin - TB | 13.5 | 2.7 | Diontae Johnson - CAR |
|
| WR |
|
Zay Flowers - BAL | 4 | 0.6 | Jameson Williams - DET | 
|
| WR |
|
Drake London - ATL | 18.3 | 1.5 | Christian Watson - GB |
|
| TE |
|
Brock Bowers - LV | 19.3 | 23.6 | David Njoku - CLE |
|
| K | 
|
Evan McPherson - CIN | 2 | 4 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 
|
| DEF |
|
Washington Commanders - WAS | 18 | 12 | Buffalo Bills - BUF |
|
| Total | 131.64 | 65.18 | ||||
| Winner | Alpha Females | |||||
| Position | |
Freakofnature | jacksons team | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Lamar Jackson - BAL | 34.44 | 21.02 | Josh Allen - BUF |
|
| RB |
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 19.6 | 19.6 | Kyren Williams - LAR |
|
| RB |
|
David Montgomery - DET | 8 | 10 | D'Ernest Johnson - JAX | 
|
| WR |
|
Darnell Mooney - ATL | 9.6 | 17.6 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 
|
| WR |
|
DK Metcalf - SEA | 19.9 | 4 | Zay Flowers - BAL |
|
| WR |
|
Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 22.1 | 7.3 | Stefon Diggs - HOU |
|
| TE |
|
Mark Andrews - BAL | 20.1 | 13.5 | Kyle Pitts - ATL |
|
| K |
|
Younghoe Koo - ATL | 1 | 2 | Evan McPherson - CIN |
|
| DEF |
|
Cincinnati Bengals - CIN | 15 | 3 | LA Chargers - LAC | 
|
| Total | 149.74 | 98.02 | ||||
| Winner | Freakofnature | |||||
| Position | |
SemperSometimes | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Gardner Minshew II - LV | -1.64 | 22.76 | Jalen Hurts - PHI |
|
| RB | 
|
Dylan Laube - LV | 0 | 23.8 | Tank Bigsby - JAX | 
|
| RB |
|
Austin Ekeler - WAS | 4 | 8.5 | Tony Pollard - TEN |
|
| WR | 
|
Luke McCaffrey - WAS | 0 | 13.1 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 
|
| WR | 
|
James Proche II - CLE | 0 | 5.4 | Xavier Worthy - KC |
|
| WR |
|
Terry McLaurin - WAS | 15.8 | 3.4 | DeMario Douglas - NE |
|
| TE | 
|
Charlie Kolar - BAL | 2.4 | 7.1 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT |
|
| K |
|
Greg Zuerlein - NYJ | 0 | 21 | Cameron Dicker - LAC |
|
| DEF | 
|
Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 15 | 9 | Indianapolis Colts - IND | 
|
| Total | 35.56 | 114.06 | ||||
| Winner | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts | |||||
| Position | |
Endzone Jones | Gamecocks | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Baker Mayfield - TB | 27 | 22.76 | Jalen Hurts - PHI |
|
| RB |
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 19.6 | 7.3 | Chase Brown - CIN |
|
| RB |
|
J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 9.6 | 16.7 | Bucky Irving - TB |
|
| WR |
|
Chris Godwin - TB | 13.5 | 2.9 | Xavier Legette - CAR | 
|
| WR |
|
Terry McLaurin - WAS | 15.8 | 4.3 | Brandon Aiyuk - SF |
|
| WR |
|
DeMario Douglas - NE | 3.4 | 17.4 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 
|
| TE |
|
Brock Bowers - LV | 19.3 | 18 | Cade Otton - TB | 
|
| K |
|
Austin Seibert - WAS | 17 | 21 | Cameron Dicker - LAC |
|
| DEF |
|
Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX | 11 | 15 | Cincinnati Bengals - CIN |
|
| Total | 136.2 | 125.36 | ||||
| Winner | Endzone Jones | |||||
| Position | |
Anthony’s Richer Son | your killin me willis | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Justin Herbert - LAC | 14.76 | 22.76 | Jalen Hurts - PHI |
|
| RB |
|
Tank Bigsby - JAX | 23.8 | 22.3 | Kareem Hunt - KC |
|
| RB |
|
Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 11.2 | 9.6 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC |
|
| WR |
|
Terry McLaurin - WAS | 15.8 | 9.5 | Mike Evans - TB |
|
| WR |
|
A.J. Brown - PHI | 19.9 | 0.8 | DeVonta Smith - PHI |
|
| WR | 
|
Alec Pierce - IND | 3.5 | 2.9 | Xavier Legette - CAR |
|
| TE |
|
David Njoku - CLE | 23.6 | 23.6 | David Njoku - CLE |
|
| K | 
|
Cam Little - JAX | 6 | 1 | Joshua Karty - LAR |
|
| DEF |
|
Buffalo Bills - BUF | 12 | 12 | Buffalo Bills - BUF |
|
| Total | 130.56 | 104.46 | ||||
| Winner | Anthony’s Richer Son | |||||
| Position | |
Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Dez Still Caught It | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Drake Maye - NE | 20.84 | 17.78 | Geno Smith - SEA |
|
| RB |
|
Tony Pollard - TEN | 8.5 | 13.1 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS |
|
| RB | 
|
Tyler Goodson - IND | 11.1 | 23.8 | Tank Bigsby - JAX |
|
| WR |
|
Tank Dell - HOU | 0 | 2.7 | Diontae Johnson - CAR |
|
| WR |
|
DeMario Douglas - NE | 3.4 | 8.5 | Tyler Lockett - SEA |
|
| WR |
|
Mike Evans - TB | 9.5 | 9.6 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 
|
| TE |
|
Hunter Henry - NE | 17.2 | 13.5 | Kyle Pitts - ATL |
|
| K |
|
Jason Myers - SEA | 12 | 17 | Austin Seibert - WAS |
|
| DEF | 
|
Denver Broncos - DEN | 21 | 12 | Buffalo Bills - BUF |
|
| Total | 103.54 | 117.98 | ||||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It | |||||
| Position | |
Bad at This | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Drake Maye - NE | 20.84 | 27 | Baker Mayfield - TB |
|
| RB |
|
Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 13.1 | 11.1 | Tyler Goodson - IND |
|
| RB |
|
Tank Bigsby - JAX | 23.8 | 13.1 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS |
|
| WR |
|
Jameson Williams - DET | 0.6 | 3.4 | DeMario Douglas - NE |
|
| WR |
|
DeMario Douglas - NE | 3.4 | 19.9 | DK Metcalf - SEA |
|
| WR |
|
Mike Evans - TB | 9.5 | 9.5 | Mike Evans - TB |
|
| TE |
|
Brock Bowers - LV | 19.3 | 19.3 | Brock Bowers - LV |
|
| K |
|
Jason Myers - SEA | 12 | 17 | Austin Seibert - WAS |
|
| DEF |
|
Buffalo Bills - BUF | 12 | 9 | Indianapolis Colts - IND |
|
| Total | 114.54 | 129.3 | ||||
| Winner | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | |||||
| Position | |
hancocky bastards | Southport Skegs |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Daniel Jones - NYG | 5.96 | 5.24 | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 
|
| RB |
|
Bijan Robinson - ATL | 23.3 | 7.3 | Chase Brown - CIN |
|
| RB |
|
Austin Ekeler - WAS | 4 | 23.3 | Bijan Robinson - ATL |
|
| WR |
|
Tee Higgins - CIN | 18.2 | 13.1 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ |
|
| WR | 
|
Davante Adams - NYJ | 6 | 3 | Jayden Reed - GB | 
|
| WR |
|
Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 2.1 | 2.3 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 
|
| TE |
|
David Njoku - CLE | 23.6 | 18 | Cade Otton - TB |
|
| K |
|
Evan McPherson - CIN | 2 | 6 | Cam Little - JAX |
|
| DEF |
|
Cincinnati Bengals - CIN | 15 | 11 | Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX |
|
| Total | 100.16 | 89.24 | ||||
| Winner | hancocky bastards | |||||
| Position |  |
She Sucks My Boswell | The Good Guys | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Lamar Jackson - BAL | 34.44 | 7.18 | Kirk Cousins - ATL |
|
| RB |
|
Tank Bigsby - JAX | 23.8 | 23.8 | Tank Bigsby - JAX |
|
| RB |
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 19.6 | 5.5 | Tyler Allgeier - ATL |
|
| WR |
|
Mike Evans - TB | 9.5 | 18.3 | Drake London - ATL |
|
| WR |
|
Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 13.1 | 3.4 | DeMario Douglas - NE |
|
| WR |
|
DeMario Douglas - NE | 3.4 | 25.2 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 
|
| TE |
|
Evan Engram - JAX | 8.5 | 13.5 | Kyle Pitts - ATL |
|
| K |
|
Austin Seibert - WAS | 17 | 17 | Austin Seibert - WAS |
|
| DEF |
|
New York Jets - NYJ | -5 | 15 | Cincinnati Bengals - CIN |
|
| Total | 124.34 | 128.88 | ||||
| Winner | The Good Guys | |||||
| Position | |
Scrantonicity 6 | Skol! Go Yikes | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jayden Daniels - WAS | 5.24 | 5.24 | Jayden Daniels - WAS |
|
| RB |
|
Derrick Henry - BAL | 25.2 | 19.6 | Kyren Williams - LAR |
|
| RB | 
|
Najee Harris - PIT | 16.2 | 5.5 | Tyler Allgeier - ATL |
|
| WR |
|
Zay Flowers - BAL | 4 | 3 | Jayden Reed - GB |
|
| WR |
|
Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 13.1 | 15.8 | Terry McLaurin - WAS |
|
| WR |
|
George Pickens - PIT | 22.1 | 0 | Cooper Kupp - LAR |
|
| TE |
|
Zach Ertz - WAS | 14 | 5.7 | Travis Kelce - KC |
|
| K |
|
Chris Boswell - PIT | 14 | 21 | Cameron Dicker - LAC |
|
| DEF |
|
New York Jets - NYJ | -5 | 15 | Cincinnati Bengals - CIN |
|
| Total | 108.84 | 90.84 | ||||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 6 | |||||
