| Position |  |
Scrantonicity 6 | your killin me willis | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Joe Burrow - CIN | 12.86 | 28.64 | Kirk Cousins - ATL | 
|
| RB | 
|
Breece Hall - NYJ | 9.9 | 1.8 | Jordan Mason - SF | 
|
| RB | 
|
Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 9.1 | 11.4 | Chase Brown - CIN | 
|
| WR | 
|
Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 8.7 | 8.5 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 
|
| WR |
|
Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 8.5 | 13.5 | Tank Dell - HOU | 
|
| WR | 
|
Jalen McMillan - TB | 9.2 | 9.2 | Jalen McMillan - TB |
|
| TE | 
|
Hunter Henry - NE | 9.5 | 8.3 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 
|
| K | 
|
Younghoe Koo - ATL | 6 | 4 | Wil Lutz - DEN | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Detroit Lions - DET | 13 | 9 | Denver Broncos - DEN | 
|
| Total | 86.76 | 94.34 | ||||
| Winner | your killin me willis | |||||
| Position | |
Puck the Fackers | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 35.14 | 29.76 | Bo Nix - DEN | 
|
| RB | 
|
Kareem Hunt - KC | 13.3 | 9.2 | Javonte Williams - DEN | 
|
| RB | 
|
James Conner - ARI | 14.9 | 20.3 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 
|
| WR | 
|
Jayden Reed - GB | 7.5 | 1.9 | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 
|
| WR |
|
Jalen McMillan - TB | 9.2 | 12.9 | Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 
|
| WR | 
|
Rome Odunze - CHI | 8.4 | 8.5 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA |
|
| TE | 
|
Kyle Pitts - ATL | 25.1 | 29.1 | Cade Otton - TB | 
|
| K |
|
Wil Lutz - DEN | 4 | 10 | Harrison Butker - KC | 
|
| DEF |
|
Denver Broncos - DEN | 9 | 4 | New York Jets - NYJ | 
|
| Total | 126.54 | 125.66 | ||||
| Winner | Puck the Fackers | |||||
| Position |  |
She Sucks My Boswell | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Kirk Cousins - ATL | 28.64 | 22.18 | Kyler Murray - ARI | 
|
| RB | 
|
Aaron Jones - MIN | 11.5 | 16.8 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 
|
| RB |
|
Kareem Hunt - KC | 13.3 | 28.3 | James Cook - BUF | 
|
| WR | 
|
Cooper Kupp - LAR | 16.1 | 19.5 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 
|
| WR |
|
Jayden Reed - GB | 7.5 | 17.12 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 
|
| WR | 
|
George Pickens - PIT | 11.4 | 5.9 | Keenan Allen - CHI | 
|
| TE |
|
Cade Otton - TB | 29.1 | 16.8 | Tucker Kraft - GB | 
|
| K | 
|
Chris Boswell - PIT | 14 | 12 | Jake Bates - DET | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 9 | 8 | LA Chargers - LAC | 
|
| Total | 140.54 | 146.6 | ||||
| Winner | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s | |||||
| Position | |
Gamecocks | Freakofnature | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Bo Nix - DEN | 29.76 | 9.34 | Caleb Williams - CHI | 
|
| RB |
|
James Conner - ARI | 14.9 | 9.9 | Breece Hall - NYJ |
|
| RB | 
|
Raheem Mostert - MIA | 16 | 11.5 | Aaron Jones - MIN |
|
| WR | 
|
Keon Coleman - BUF | 18 | 13.4 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 
|
| WR | 
|
Calvin Ridley - TEN | 22.6 | 5.4 | DJ Moore - CHI | 
|
| WR | 
|
Trey Palmer - TB | 4.9 | 17.12 | Courtland Sutton - DEN |
|
| TE | 
|
Dalton Schultz - HOU | 9.2 | 13.1 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 
|
| K |
|
Younghoe Koo - ATL | 6 | 9 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 
|
| DEF |
|
Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 9 | 9 | Denver Broncos - DEN |
|
| Total | 130.36 | 97.76 | ||||
| Winner | Gamecocks | |||||
| Position | |
Bad at This | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jordan Love - GB | 5.74 | 23.56 | Jameis Winston - CLE | 
|
| RB |
|
Javonte Williams - DEN | 9.2 | 10.6 | Tank Bigsby - JAX | 
|
| RB |
|
Breece Hall - NYJ | 9.9 | 16.1 | Najee Harris - PIT | 
|
| WR |
|
Cooper Kupp - LAR | 16.1 | 16.3 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 
|
| WR | 
|
Romeo Doubs - GB | 10.2 | 0 | Andrei Iosivas - CIN | 
|
| WR |
|
Calvin Ridley - TEN | 22.6 | 12.7 | Stefon Diggs - HOU | 
|
| TE |
|
Dalton Schultz - HOU | 9.2 | 8.8 | Grant Calcaterra - PHI | 
|
| K |
|
Cameron Dicker - LAC | 9 | 16 | Anders Carlson - SF | 
|
| DEF |
|
Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 9 | 0 | Baltimore Ravens - BAL | 
|
| Total | 100.94 | 104.06 | ||||
| Winner | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | |||||
| Position | |
Skol! Go Yikes | Anthony’s Richer Son | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Bo Nix - DEN | 29.76 | 9.34 | Caleb Williams - CHI |
|
| RB | 
|
Derrick Henry - BAL | 14.7 | 13.3 | Kareem Hunt - KC |
|
| RB | 
|
David Montgomery - DET | 14.92 | 9.2 | Javonte Williams - DEN |
|
| WR |
|
Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 8.7 | 13.2 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 
|
| WR | 
|
Amari Cooper - BUF | 1.3 | 11.7 | Ricky Pearsall - SF | 
|
| WR | 
|
Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 23.1 | 12.7 | Stefon Diggs - HOU |
|
| TE | 
|
Mark Andrews - BAL | 14.6 | 25.1 | Kyle Pitts - ATL |
|
| K |
|
Anders Carlson - SF | 16 | 4 | Evan McPherson - CIN | 
|
| DEF |
|
Denver Broncos - DEN | 9 | 13 | Detroit Lions - DET |
|
| Total | 132.08 | 111.54 | ||||
| Winner | Skol! Go Yikes | |||||
| Position | |
The Good Guys | Jordan Loves Younghoes | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jared Goff - DET | 15.5 | 13.62 | Dak Prescott - DAL | 
|
| RB |
|
Kareem Hunt - KC | 13.3 | 13.3 | Kareem Hunt - KC |
|
| RB |
|
Jordan Mason - SF | 1.8 | 22.6 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 
|
| WR |
|
George Pickens - PIT | 11.4 | 11.4 | George Pickens - PIT |
|
| WR |
|
Romeo Doubs - GB | 10.2 | 13.4 | A.J. Brown - PHI |
|
| WR | 
|
Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 15 | 29.1 | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 
|
| TE | 
|
David Njoku - CLE | 17.1 | 10.8 | Brock Bowers - LV | 
|
| K | 
|
Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 11 | 6 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 
|
| DEF |
|
Detroit Lions - DET | 13 | 5 | Washington Commanders - WAS | 
|
| Total | 108.3 | 125.22 | ||||
| Winner | Jordan Loves Younghoes | |||||
| Position | |
Krusty Krab Pizzas | Drew Crew | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 35.14 | 24.06 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 
|
| RB | 
|
Nick Chubb - CLE | 5.2 | 23.4 | Joe Mixon - HOU | 
|
| RB | 
|
Isiah Pacheco - KC | 0 | 14.92 | David Montgomery - DET |
|
| WR |
|
Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 8.7 | 20.5 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 
|
| WR | 
|
Brandon Aiyuk - SF | 0 | 5.9 | Keenan Allen - CHI |
|
| WR | 
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 2.6 | 18 | Keon Coleman - BUF |
|
| TE | 
|
George Kittle - SF | 24.8 | 14.6 | Mark Andrews - BAL |
|
| K |
|
Riley Patterson - WAS | 0 | 11 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU |
|
| DEF |
|
Baltimore Ravens - BAL | 0 | 13 | Detroit Lions - DET |
|
| Total | 76.44 | 145.38 | ||||
| Winner | Drew Crew | |||||
| Position | |
SaquON & On & On & On | The Hyrule Koroks | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Lamar Jackson - BAL | 24.16 | 18.18 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 
|
| RB |
|
Breece Hall - NYJ | 9.9 | 9.2 | Javonte Williams - DEN |
|
| RB |
|
James Cook - BUF | 28.3 | 13.3 | Kareem Hunt - KC |
|
| WR |
|
DJ Moore - CHI | 5.4 | 10.2 | Romeo Doubs - GB |
|
| WR | 
|
Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 12.9 | 23.1 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI |
|
| WR |
|
Keenan Allen - CHI | 5.9 | 19.5 | Justin Jefferson - MIN |
|
| TE |
|
David Njoku - CLE | 17.1 | 29.1 | Cade Otton - TB |
|
| K |
|
Wil Lutz - DEN | 4 | 11 | Jason Sanders - MIA | 
|
| DEF |
|
Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 9 | 4 | New York Jets - NYJ |
|
| Total | 116.66 | 137.58 | ||||
| Winner | The Hyrule Koroks | |||||
| Position | |
Pay Day Gray | Southport Skegs |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Caleb Williams - CHI | 9.34 | 14.66 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 
|
| RB |
|
J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 16.8 | 18.9 | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 
|
| RB |
|
James Conner - ARI | 14.9 | 9.2 | Javonte Williams - DEN |
|
| WR |
|
Stefon Diggs - HOU | 12.7 | 12.7 | Stefon Diggs - HOU |
|
| WR |
|
Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 12.9 | 8.5 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA |
|
| WR |
|
Jalen McMillan - TB | 9.2 | 18.6 | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 
|
| TE |
|
Jake Ferguson - DAL | 8.3 | 10.8 | Brock Bowers - LV |
|
| K |
|
Jake Bates - DET | 12 | 12 | Jake Bates - DET |
|
| DEF |
|
New York Jets - NYJ | 4 | 9 | Kansas City Chiefs - KC |
|
| Total | 100.14 | 114.36 | ||||
| Winner | Southport Skegs | |||||
| Position | |
Shotgun Bob | Woke Up and Chose Violence | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Patrick Mahomes - KC | 18.18 | 5.74 | Jordan Love - GB |
|
| RB |
|
Aaron Jones - MIN | 11.5 | 9.9 | Breece Hall - NYJ |
|
| RB |
|
Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 20.3 | 9.2 | Javonte Williams - DEN |
|
| WR |
|
Cooper Kupp - LAR | 16.1 | 8.7 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET |
|
| WR |
|
Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 15 | 1.3 | Amari Cooper - BUF |
|
| WR | 
|
Drake London - ATL | 7.4 | 3.8 | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 
|
| TE |
|
Brock Bowers - LV | 10.8 | 29.1 | Cade Otton - TB |
|
| K |
|
Harrison Butker - KC | 10 | 7 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 
|
| DEF |
|
Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 9 | 9 | Denver Broncos - DEN |
|
| Total | 118.28 | 83.74 | ||||
| Winner | Shotgun Bob | |||||
| Position | |
Green Bowl Packers | Kingpins of Crime |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jordan Love - GB | 5.74 | 14.66 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA |
|
| RB |
|
D'Andre Swift - CHI | 18.9 | 23.4 | Joe Mixon - HOU |
|
| RB |
|
Najee Harris - PIT | 16.1 | 8.5 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 
|
| WR |
|
Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 12.9 | 20.4 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 
|
| WR | 
|
Khalil Shakir - BUF | 19.9 | 13.2 | Tyreek Hill - MIA |
|
| WR |
|
Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 16.3 | 11.4 | George Pickens - PIT |
|
| TE |
|
Cade Otton - TB | 29.1 | 17.1 | David Njoku - CLE |
|
| K |
|
Wil Lutz - DEN | 4 | 11 | Jason Sanders - MIA |
|
| DEF |
|
Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 9 | 13 | Detroit Lions - DET |
|
| Total | 131.94 | 132.66 | ||||
| Winner | Kingpins of Crime | |||||
| Position | |
Team Harris | Alpha Females | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Bo Nix - DEN | 29.76 | 5.74 | Jordan Love - GB |
|
| RB | 
|
Rico Dowdle - DAL | 0 | 14.92 | David Montgomery - DET |
|
| RB | 
|
Tyjae Spears - TEN | 0 | 9.9 | Breece Hall - NYJ |
|
| WR |
|
Courtland Sutton - DEN | 17.12 | 23.1 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI |
|
| WR |
|
Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 8.7 | 13.4 | A.J. Brown - PHI |
|
| WR | 
|
DeAndre Hopkins - KC | 4.9 | 20.4 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN |
|
| TE | 
|
Cole Kmet - CHI | 4.4 | 17.1 | David Njoku - CLE |
|
| K |
|
Wil Lutz - DEN | 4 | 11 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU |
|
| DEF |
|
Denver Broncos - DEN | 9 | 4 | New Orleans Saints - NO | 
|
| Total | 77.88 | 119.56 | ||||
| Winner | Alpha Females | |||||
| Position | |
Riley Read Option | SemperSometimes | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jordan Love - GB | 5.74 | 29.76 | Bo Nix - DEN |
|
| RB |
|
Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 8.5 | 16.1 | Najee Harris - PIT |
|
| RB |
|
J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 16.8 | 7.9 | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 
|
| WR | 
|
Ray-Ray McCloud - ATL | 5.6 | 11.4 | George Pickens - PIT |
|
| WR |
|
Romeo Doubs - GB | 10.2 | 8 | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 
|
| WR |
|
Rashod Bateman - BAL | 3.8 | 10.2 | Van Jefferson - PIT | 
|
| TE |
|
Dalton Schultz - HOU | 9.2 | 3.9 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 
|
| K |
|
Cameron Dicker - LAC | 9 | 14 | Chris Boswell - PIT |
|
| DEF | 
|
Arizona Cardinals - ARI | 2 | 3 | New York Giants - NYG | 
|
| Total | 70.84 | 104.26 | ||||
| Winner | SemperSometimes | |||||
| Position | |
Dez Still Caught It | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Bo Nix - DEN | 29.76 | 13.82 | Russell Wilson - PIT | 
|
| RB |
|
Kareem Hunt - KC | 13.3 | 1.8 | Jordan Mason - SF |
|
| RB |
|
Chase Brown - CIN | 11.4 | 9.1 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR |
|
| WR |
|
Romeo Doubs - GB | 10.2 | 14.1 | Malik Nabers - NYG | 
|
| WR |
|
Courtland Sutton - DEN | 17.12 | 17.12 | Courtland Sutton - DEN |
|
| WR |
|
Tank Dell - HOU | 13.5 | 4.9 | DeAndre Hopkins - KC |
|
| TE |
|
Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 13.1 | 25 | Travis Kelce - KC | 
|
| K |
|
Jake Bates - DET | 12 | 12 | Austin Seibert - WAS | 
|
| DEF |
|
Detroit Lions - DET | 13 | 9 | Kansas City Chiefs - KC |
|
| Total | 133.38 | 106.84 | ||||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It | |||||
| Position | |
Endzone Jones | jacksons team | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Bo Nix - DEN | 29.76 | 6.66 | Daniel Jones - NYG | 
|
| RB |
|
Javonte Williams - DEN | 9.2 | 16.1 | Najee Harris - PIT |
|
| RB |
|
Joe Mixon - HOU | 23.4 | 4.3 | Devin Singletary - NYG | 
|
| WR | 
|
Malik Washington - MIA | 0 | 14.8 | Darius Slayton - NYG | 
|
| WR | 
|
Troy Franklin - DEN | 1.9 | 11.4 | George Pickens - PIT |
|
| WR |
|
Odell Beckham Jr. - MIA | 0 | 10.2 | Van Jefferson - PIT |
|
| TE | 
|
Johnny Mundt - MIN | 2 | 3.9 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT |
|
| K |
|
Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 6 | 14 | Greg Joseph - NYG | 
|
| DEF |
|
Detroit Lions - DET | 13 | 13 | Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 
|
| Total | 85.26 | 94.36 | ||||
| Winner | jacksons team | |||||
| Position | |
Up!!! | hancocky bastards | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Bo Nix - DEN | 29.76 | 29.76 | Bo Nix - DEN |
|
| RB |
|
Javonte Williams - DEN | 9.2 | 13.3 | Kareem Hunt - KC |
|
| RB | 
|
Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 23.5 | 0 | Rico Dowdle - DAL |
|
| WR |
|
Justin Jefferson - MIN | 19.5 | 13.2 | Tyreek Hill - MIA |
|
| WR | 
|
Chris Olave - NO | 18.7 | 5.9 | Keenan Allen - CHI |
|
| WR |
|
Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 8 | 2.6 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND |
|
| TE | 
|
Sam LaPorta - DET | 16.8 | 9.5 | Hunter Henry - NE |
|
| K |
|
Wil Lutz - DEN | 4 | 12 | Jake Bates - DET |
|
| DEF |
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 8 | 5 | Washington Commanders - WAS |
|
| Total | 137.46 | 91.26 | ||||
| Winner | Up!!! | |||||
| Position | |
The Saginasty Lannisters | Bob Barker’s House of Pain | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jared Goff - DET | 15.5 | 26 | Brock Purdy - SF | 
|
| RB |
|
Breece Hall - NYJ | 9.9 | 9.2 | Javonte Williams - DEN |
|
| RB |
|
Javonte Williams - DEN | 9.2 | 0 | Rico Dowdle - DAL |
|
| WR | 
|
Zay Flowers - BAL | 18.5 | 39.6 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 
|
| WR |
|
DeVonta Smith - PHI | 20.5 | 11.7 | Ricky Pearsall - SF |
|
| WR |
|
Courtland Sutton - DEN | 17.12 | 13.4 | Xavier Legette - CAR | 
|
| TE | 
|
Noah Fant - SEA | 5.2 | 18.5 | Adam Trautman - DEN | 
|
| K |
|
Jason Sanders - MIA | 11 | 10 | Harrison Butker - KC |
|
| DEF |
|
New York Jets - NYJ | 4 | 9 | Denver Broncos - DEN |
|
| Total | 110.92 | 137.4 | ||||
| Winner | Bob Barker’s House of Pain | |||||
| Position | |
H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | Beat My Meat to Zeke | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
C.J. Stroud - HOU | 12.4 | 22.3 | Baker Mayfield - TB | 
|
| RB |
|
Aaron Jones - MIN | 11.5 | 13.3 | Kareem Hunt - KC |
|
| RB | 
|
Rachaad White - TB | 15.7 | 25.5 | Josh Jacobs - GB | 
|
| WR |
|
Rashod Bateman - BAL | 3.8 | 9.4 | Davante Adams - NYJ | 
|
| WR |
|
Tyreek Hill - MIA | 13.2 | 16.3 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ |
|
| WR |
|
Romeo Doubs - GB | 10.2 | 10.2 | Romeo Doubs - GB |
|
| TE |
|
Cade Otton - TB | 29.1 | 13.6 | Evan Engram - JAX | 
|
| K |
|
Wil Lutz - DEN | 4 | 10 | Harrison Butker - KC |
|
| DEF |
|
Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 13 | 8 | LA Chargers - LAC |
|
| Total | 112.9 | 128.6 | ||||
| Winner | Beat My Meat to Zeke | |||||
| Position | |
Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Skid Marks |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Bo Nix - DEN | 29.76 | 12.4 | C.J. Stroud - HOU |
|
| RB |
|
James Conner - ARI | 14.9 | 28.3 | James Cook - BUF |
|
| RB | 
|
Aaron Shampklin - PIT | 0 | 9.2 | Javonte Williams - DEN |
|
| WR |
|
Courtland Sutton - DEN | 17.12 | 2.8 | Tutu Atwell - LAR | 
|
| WR |
|
Keenan Allen - CHI | 5.9 | 18.7 | Chris Olave - NO |
|
| WR | 
|
Cedric Tillman - CLE | 28.9 | 9.4 | Davante Adams - NYJ |
|
| TE |
|
Dalton Schultz - HOU | 9.2 | 8.3 | Jake Ferguson - DAL |
|
| K |
|
Jake Bates - DET | 12 | 4 | Wil Lutz - DEN |
|
| DEF |
|
Detroit Lions - DET | 13 | 9 | Kansas City Chiefs - KC |
|
| Total | 130.78 | 102.1 | ||||
| Winner | Cooper DeJean is not my lover | |||||
