| Position |  |
Kingpins of Crime | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 29.9 | 24.54 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 
|
| RB | 
|
Bijan Robinson - ATL | 21.5 | 18.7 | Kareem Hunt - KC | 
|
| RB | 
|
Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 7.9 | 12.5 | Rachaad White - TB | 
|
| WR | 
|
Courtland Sutton - DEN | 23.28 | 5.3 | Trey Palmer - TB | 
|
| WR | 
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 2.4 | -1 | Xavier Worthy - KC | 
|
| WR | 
|
Joshua Palmer - LAC | 14.3 | 0 | Jalen McMillan - TB | 
|
| TE | 
|
Hunter Henry - NE | 12.6 | 0 | Noah Gray - KC | 
|
| K | 
|
Tyler Bass - BUF | 14 | 7 | Harrison Butker - KC | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 11 | 4 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB | 
|
| Total | 136.88 | 71.04 | ||||
| Winner | Kingpins of Crime | |||||
| Position | |
Pay Day Gray | hancocky bastards | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Joe Flacco - IND | 3.06 | 17.92 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 
|
| RB | 
|
Alvin Kamara - NO | 27.5 | 14.6 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 
|
| RB | 
|
Austin Ekeler - WAS | 17.3 | 5.3 | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 
|
| WR | 
|
Cooper Kupp - LAR | 21.4 | 18.7 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 
|
| WR |
|
Courtland Sutton - DEN | 23.28 | 21.58 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 
|
| WR | 
|
Tyler Lockett - SEA | 15.3 | 6.8 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 
|
| TE | 
|
Tucker Kraft - GB | 7.6 | 5.7 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 
|
| K | 
|
Will Reichard - MIN | 1 | 13 | Cairo Santos - CHI | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Washington Commanders - WAS | 4 | 13 | Arizona Cardinals - ARI | 
|
| Total | 120.44 | 116.6 | ||||
| Winner | Pay Day Gray | |||||
| Position | |
Scrantonicity 6 | Anthony’s Richer Son | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Matthew Stafford - LAR | 17.92 | 17.72 | Bo Nix - DEN | 
|
| RB | 
|
Jonathan Taylor - IND | 8.9 | 26.7 | Chase Brown - CIN | 
|
| RB |
|
Rachaad White - TB | 12.5 | 18.4 | Tony Pollard - TEN | 
|
| WR | 
|
Josh Downs - IND | 12 | 12 | Josh Downs - IND |
|
| WR | 
|
DeAndre Hopkins - KC | 28.6 | 37 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 
|
| WR | 
|
Jordan Addison - MIN | 16.1 | 6.2 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 
|
| TE | 
|
Cade Otton - TB | 21.7 | 21.7 | Cade Otton - TB |
|
| K | 
|
Chase McLaughlin - TB | 7 | 9 | Matt Gay - IND | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Buffalo Bills - BUF | 2 | 13 | Tennessee Titans - TEN | 
|
| Total | 126.72 | 161.72 | ||||
| Winner | Anthony’s Richer Son | |||||
| Position |  |
She Sucks My Boswell | Bob Barker’s House of Pain | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Joe Flacco - IND | 3.06 | 17.92 | Matthew Stafford - LAR |
|
| RB | 
|
David Montgomery - DET | 12.6 | 10.5 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 
|
| RB |
|
Rachaad White - TB | 12.5 | 18.4 | Tony Pollard - TEN |
|
| WR |
|
DeVonta Smith - PHI | 18.7 | 5.6 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 
|
| WR |
|
Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 37 | 10.5 | DeMario Douglas - NE | 
|
| WR |
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 2.4 | 37 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA |
|
| TE | 
|
AJ Barner - SEA | 6.7 | 1.8 | Austin Hooper - NE | 
|
| K | 
|
Jake Elliott - PHI | 4 | 9 | Austin Seibert - WAS | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Minnesota Vikings - MIN | 12 | 13 | Arizona Cardinals - ARI |
|
| Total | 108.96 | 123.72 | ||||
| Winner | Bob Barker’s House of Pain | |||||
| Position | |
Alpha Females | Gamecocks | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Lamar Jackson - BAL | 23.6 | - | ||
| RB |
|
Alvin Kamara - NO | 27.5 | - | ||
| RB |
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 10.5 | - | ||
| WR | 
|
Puka Nacua - LAR | 2.1 | - | ||
| WR |
|
Trey Palmer - TB | 5.3 | - | ||
| WR | 
|
Chris Olave - NO | 2.3 | - | ||
| TE | 
|
Sam LaPorta - DET | 4.8 | - | ||
| K | 
|
Justin Tucker - BAL | 11 | - | ||
| DEF | 
|
Kansas City Chiefs - KC | 4 | - | ||
| Total | 91.1 | 0 | ||||
| Winner | Alpha Females | |||||
| Position | |
Bad at This | Beat My Meat to Zeke | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Patrick Mahomes - KC | 24.54 | 19.86 | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 
|
| RB |
|
Alvin Kamara - NO | 27.5 | 26.3 | Derrick Henry - BAL | 
|
| RB | 
|
De'Von Achane - MIA | 32.1 | 0 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 
|
| WR | 
|
Alec Pierce - IND | 7.1 | 11 | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 
|
| WR |
|
Courtland Sutton - DEN | 23.28 | 12 | Josh Downs - IND |
|
| WR |
|
DeVonta Smith - PHI | 18.7 | 8.7 | Christian Watson - GB | 
|
| TE | 
|
Noah Fant - SEA | 0 | 21.7 | Cade Otton - TB |
|
| K | 
|
Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 9 | 12 | Blake Grupe - NO | 
|
| DEF |
|
Washington Commanders - WAS | 4 | 12 | Minnesota Vikings - MIN |
|
| Total | 146.22 | 123.56 | ||||
| Winner | Bad at This | |||||
| Position | |
Woke Up and Chose Violence | your killin me willis | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 29.9 | 19 | Sam Darnold - MIN | 
|
| RB | 
|
James Cook - BUF | 11.9 | 27.5 | Alvin Kamara - NO |
|
| RB |
|
Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 14.6 | 11.9 | James Cook - BUF |
|
| WR | 
|
Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 3.4 | 11.3 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 
|
| WR |
|
Justin Jefferson - MIN | 21.58 | 19.5 | Cedric Tillman - CLE | 
|
| WR | 
|
Zay Flowers - BAL | 29.7 | 21.4 | Cooper Kupp - LAR |
|
| TE | 
|
Kyle Pitts - ATL | 2.1 | 15.5 | Brock Bowers - LV | 
|
| K | 
|
Dustin Hopkins - CLE | 3 | 9 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL |
|
| DEF |
|
Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 11 | 5 | New Orleans Saints - NO | 
|
| Total | 127.18 | 140.1 | ||||
| Winner | your killin me willis | |||||
| Position | |
Green Bowl Packers | Dez Still Caught It | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Patrick Mahomes - KC | 24.54 | 12.32 | Dak Prescott - DAL | 
|
| RB |
|
Chase Brown - CIN | 26.7 | 27.5 | Alvin Kamara - NO |
|
| RB |
|
Tony Pollard - TEN | 18.4 | 7.8 | Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 
|
| WR | 
|
Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 7.6 | 18.7 | DeVonta Smith - PHI |
|
| WR | 
|
Ladd McConkey - LAC | 11.4 | 12 | Josh Downs - IND |
|
| WR |
|
Tyler Lockett - SEA | 15.3 | -1 | Xavier Worthy - KC |
|
| TE | 
|
David Njoku - CLE | 7.9 | 21.7 | Cade Otton - TB |
|
| K | 
|
Younghoe Koo - ATL | 3 | 1 | Will Reichard - MIN |
|
| DEF |
|
New Orleans Saints - NO | 5 | 5 | New Orleans Saints - NO |
|
| Total | 119.84 | 105.02 | ||||
| Winner | Green Bowl Packers | |||||
| Position | |
Team Harris | jacksons team | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Kirk Cousins - ATL | 17.78 | 29.9 | Jalen Hurts - PHI |
|
| RB | 
|
James Conner - ARI | 14.9 | 13.7 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 
|
| RB | 
|
Nick Chubb - CLE | 4.5 | 14.9 | James Conner - ARI |
|
| WR |
|
Cooper Kupp - LAR | 21.4 | 7.3 | DJ Moore - CHI | 
|
| WR | 
|
DK Metcalf - SEA | 0 | 5.6 | A.J. Brown - PHI |
|
| WR |
|
Chris Olave - NO | 2.3 | 15.9 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 
|
| TE | 
|
Jake Ferguson - DAL | 14.1 | 22 | Travis Kelce - KC | 
|
| K | 
|
Cam Little - JAX | 1 | 4 | Jake Elliott - PHI |
|
| DEF |
|
New Orleans Saints - NO | 5 | 0 | New England Patriots - NE | 
|
| Total | 80.98 | 113.3 | ||||
| Winner | jacksons team | |||||
| Position | |
Endzone Jones | Freakofnature | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 29.9 | 4.76 | Kyler Murray - ARI | 
|
| RB |
|
Bijan Robinson - ATL | 21.5 | 21.5 | Bijan Robinson - ATL |
|
| RB | 
|
Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 21.2 | 18.4 | Tony Pollard - TEN |
|
| WR | 
|
Lil'Jordan Humphrey - DEN | 3.1 | 3.4 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI |
|
| WR |
|
Courtland Sutton - DEN | 23.28 | 6.8 | Romeo Doubs - GB |
|
| WR |
|
A.J. Brown - PHI | 5.6 | 28.6 | DeAndre Hopkins - KC |
|
| TE |
|
Noah Fant - SEA | 0 | 21.7 | Cade Otton - TB |
|
| K |
|
Tyler Bass - BUF | 14 | 9 | Austin Seibert - WAS |
|
| DEF | 
|
Cincinnati Bengals - CIN | 11 | 5 | New Orleans Saints - NO |
|
| Total | 129.58 | 119.16 | ||||
| Winner | Endzone Jones | |||||
| Position | |
The Good Guys | Drew Crew | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Patrick Mahomes - KC | 24.54 | 29.14 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 
|
| RB |
|
Chase Brown - CIN | 26.7 | 10.5 | Kyren Williams - LAR |
|
| RB |
|
James Conner - ARI | 14.9 | 18.7 | Kareem Hunt - KC |
|
| WR |
|
Ladd McConkey - LAC | 11.4 | 11.3 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN |
|
| WR | 
|
Calvin Ridley - TEN | 12.3 | 28.6 | DeAndre Hopkins - KC |
|
| WR |
|
Cedric Tillman - CLE | 19.5 | 19.8 | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 
|
| TE |
|
Sam LaPorta - DET | 4.8 | 11.5 | Evan Engram - JAX | 
|
| K |
|
Jake Elliott - PHI | 4 | 1 | Cam Little - JAX |
|
| DEF |
|
Washington Commanders - WAS | 4 | 4 | Washington Commanders - WAS |
|
| Total | 122.14 | 134.54 | ||||
| Winner | Drew Crew | |||||
| Position | |
Shotgun Bob | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 17.54 | 17.72 | Bo Nix - DEN |
|
| RB | 
|
Breece Hall - NYJ | 10.5 | 7.8 | Tyler Allgeier - ATL |
|
| RB |
|
Jonathan Taylor - IND | 8.9 | 24.5 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC | 
|
| WR | 
|
Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 30 | 2.9 | Troy Franklin - DEN | 
|
| WR |
|
Justin Jefferson - MIN | 21.58 | 1 | Kalif Raymond - DET | 
|
| WR |
|
Khalil Shakir - BUF | 11 | 21.4 | Cooper Kupp - LAR |
|
| TE | 
|
Dalton Schultz - HOU | 5.1 | 15.5 | Brock Bowers - LV |
|
| K |
|
Austin Seibert - WAS | 9 | 12 | Blake Grupe - NO |
|
| DEF |
|
New England Patriots - NE | 0 | 19 | LA Chargers - LAC | 
|
| Total | 113.62 | 121.82 | ||||
| Winner | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | |||||
| Position | |
Riley Read Option | Up!!! | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 29.9 | 22.1 | Josh Allen - BUF | 
|
| RB |
|
Kareem Hunt - KC | 18.7 | 12.6 | David Montgomery - DET |
|
| RB |
|
Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 14.6 | 2.2 | Tank Bigsby - JAX | 
|
| WR | 
|
Keenan Allen - CHI | 7.6 | 2.1 | Puka Nacua - LAR |
|
| WR |
|
DeAndre Hopkins - KC | 28.6 | 7.6 | Keenan Allen - CHI |
|
| WR |
|
A.J. Brown - PHI | 5.6 | 13.9 | Xavier Legette - CAR | 
|
| TE |
|
Sam LaPorta - DET | 4.8 | 1.5 | Zach Ertz - WAS | 
|
| K | 
|
Brandon McManus - GB | 5 | 5 | Brandon McManus - GB |
|
| DEF | 
|
Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 18 | 13 | Tennessee Titans - TEN |
|
| Total | 132.8 | 80 | ||||
| Winner | Riley Read Option | |||||
| Position | |
Krusty Krab Pizzas | Jordan Loves Younghoes | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Deshaun Watson - CLE | 0 | 9.18 | Caleb Williams - CHI | 
|
| RB |
|
Alvin Kamara - NO | 27.5 | 12.5 | Rachaad White - TB |
|
| RB |
|
James Conner - ARI | 14.9 | 16.6 | Joe Mixon - HOU | 
|
| WR |
|
Justin Jefferson - MIN | 21.58 | 21.58 | Justin Jefferson - MIN |
|
| WR | 
|
Mike Williams - NYJ | 1.6 | 22.1 | Davante Adams - NYJ | 
|
| WR |
|
Courtland Sutton - DEN | 23.28 | 12 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 
|
| TE |
|
Dalton Schultz - HOU | 5.1 | 4.6 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 
|
| K | 
|
Cameron Dicker - LAC | 2 | 7 | Daniel Carlson - LV | 
|
| DEF | 
|
New York Jets - NYJ | 13 | 13 | Arizona Cardinals - ARI |
|
| Total | 108.96 | 118.56 | ||||
| Winner | Jordan Loves Younghoes | |||||
| Position | |
The Saginasty Lannisters | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Sam Darnold - MIN | 19 | 29.14 | Joe Burrow - CIN |
|
| RB |
|
Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 14.6 | 8.9 | Jonathan Taylor - IND |
|
| RB | 
|
Ray Davis - BUF | 17 | 14.2 | D'Andre Swift - CHI | 
|
| WR | 
|
Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 14.3 | 11.3 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN |
|
| WR | 
|
Jakobi Meyers - LV | 18.5 | 5.6 | A.J. Brown - PHI |
|
| WR |
|
Cooper Kupp - LAR | 21.4 | 22.1 | Davante Adams - NYJ |
|
| TE |
|
Travis Kelce - KC | 22 | 1.5 | Zach Ertz - WAS |
|
| K |
|
Austin Seibert - WAS | 9 | 3 | Younghoe Koo - ATL |
|
| DEF |
|
Minnesota Vikings - MIN | 12 | 4 | Washington Commanders - WAS |
|
| Total | 147.8 | 99.74 | ||||
| Winner | The Saginasty Lannisters | |||||
| Position | |
Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts | Southport Skegs |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Patrick Mahomes - KC | 24.54 | 29.9 | Jalen Hurts - PHI |
|
| RB | 
|
Devin Singletary - NYG | 3.3 | 10.5 | Kyren Williams - LAR |
|
| RB |
|
Kareem Hunt - KC | 18.7 | 12.6 | David Montgomery - DET |
|
| WR |
|
Josh Downs - IND | 12 | 29.7 | Zay Flowers - BAL |
|
| WR |
|
DJ Moore - CHI | 7.3 | 12 | Josh Downs - IND |
|
| WR | 
|
Parker Washington - JAX | 7.1 | 18.6 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 
|
| TE |
|
Jake Ferguson - DAL | 14.1 | 4.8 | Sam LaPorta - DET |
|
| K | 
|
Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 7 | 11 | Justin Tucker - BAL |
|
| DEF |
|
New Orleans Saints - NO | 5 | 12 | Minnesota Vikings - MIN |
|
| Total | 99.04 | 141.1 | ||||
| Winner | Southport Skegs | |||||
| Position | |
Puck the Fackers | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Dak Prescott - DAL | 12.32 | 19.86 | Jayden Daniels - WAS |
|
| RB |
|
Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 13.7 | 14.2 | D'Andre Swift - CHI |
|
| RB |
|
James Cook - BUF | 11.9 | 6.4 | Bucky Irving - TB | 
|
| WR |
|
Chris Olave - NO | 2.3 | 23.28 | Courtland Sutton - DEN |
|
| WR |
|
A.J. Brown - PHI | 5.6 | 2.3 | Chris Olave - NO |
|
| WR |
|
Josh Downs - IND | 12 | 5.6 | A.J. Brown - PHI |
|
| TE |
|
Jake Ferguson - DAL | 14.1 | 27 | Mike Gesicki - CIN | 
|
| K |
|
Blake Grupe - NO | 12 | 12 | Blake Grupe - NO |
|
| DEF |
|
New Orleans Saints - NO | 5 | 0 | New England Patriots - NE |
|
| Total | 88.92 | 110.64 | ||||
| Winner | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | |||||
| Position | |
The Hyrule Koroks | Skid Marks |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Joe Burrow - CIN | 29.14 | 12.32 | Dak Prescott - DAL |
|
| RB | 
|
Saquon Barkley - PHI | 32.9 | 16.6 | Joe Mixon - HOU |
|
| RB |
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 10.5 | 27.5 | Alvin Kamara - NO |
|
| WR |
|
Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 11.3 | 19.8 | Darnell Mooney - ATL |
|
| WR |
|
DJ Moore - CHI | 7.3 | 18.5 | Jakobi Meyers - LV |
|
| WR |
|
Jakobi Meyers - LV | 18.5 | 30 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ |
|
| TE |
|
David Njoku - CLE | 7.9 | 7.9 | David Njoku - CLE |
|
| K |
|
Jake Elliott - PHI | 4 | 14 | Tyler Bass - BUF |
|
| DEF |
|
New England Patriots - NE | 0 | 12 | Minnesota Vikings - MIN |
|
| Total | 121.54 | 158.62 | ||||
| Winner | Skid Marks | |||||
| Position | |
SaquON & On & On & On | Cooper DeJean is not my lover | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Joe Burrow - CIN | 29.14 | 19 | Sam Darnold - MIN |
|
| RB |
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 10.5 | 11.9 | James Cook - BUF |
|
| RB |
|
Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 13.7 | 3.3 | Devin Singletary - NYG |
|
| WR |
|
Jordan Addison - MIN | 16.1 | 15.4 | Rome Odunze - CHI | 
|
| WR |
|
Terry McLaurin - WAS | 15.9 | 22.1 | Davante Adams - NYJ |
|
| WR |
|
Courtland Sutton - DEN | 23.28 | 10.9 | Jalen Tolbert - DAL | 
|
| TE | 
|
Trey McBride - ARI | 12.7 | 5.7 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN |
|
| K |
|
Chase McLaughlin - TB | 7 | 7 | Harrison Butker - KC |
|
| DEF |
|
New Orleans Saints - NO | 5 | 5 | New Orleans Saints - NO |
|
| Total | 133.32 | 100.3 | ||||
| Winner | SaquON & On & On & On | |||||
| Position | |
SemperSometimes | Skol! Go Yikes | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Adrian Martinez - NYJ | 0 | 17.78 | Kirk Cousins - ATL |
|
| RB |
|
Kareem Hunt - KC | 18.7 | 18.7 | Kareem Hunt - KC |
|
| RB |
|
Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 13.7 | 24.5 | J.K. Dobbins - LAC |
|
| WR |
|
A.J. Brown - PHI | 5.6 | 11.3 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN |
|
| WR |
|
DJ Moore - CHI | 7.3 | 11 | Khalil Shakir - BUF |
|
| WR |
|
DeVonta Smith - PHI | 18.7 | 5.1 | Keon Coleman - BUF | 
|
| TE |
|
Trey McBride - ARI | 12.7 | 27 | Mike Gesicki - CIN |
|
| K |
|
Brandon McManus - GB | 5 | 11 | Chad Ryland - ARI | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Detroit Lions - DET | 6 | 4 | Kansas City Chiefs - KC |
|
| Total | 87.7 | 130.38 | ||||
| Winner | Skol! Go Yikes | |||||
