2024-25 Week 9 Scores

Position Kingpins of Crime Mike “Big Mac” Big Mac
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 29.9 24.54 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 21.5 18.7 Kareem Hunt - KC
RB Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG 7.9 12.5 Rachaad White - TB
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 23.28 5.3 Trey Palmer - TB
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 2.4 -1 Xavier Worthy - KC
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 14.3 0 Jalen McMillan - TB
TE Hunter Henry - NE 12.6 0 Noah Gray - KC
K Tyler Bass - BUF 14 7 Harrison Butker - KC
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 11 4 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB
Total 136.88 71.04
Winner Kingpins of Crime (+65.84)
Position Pay Day Gray hancocky bastards
QB Joe Flacco - IND 3.06 17.92 Matthew Stafford - LAR
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 27.5 14.6 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET
RB Austin Ekeler - WAS 17.3 5.3 Zach Charbonnet - SEA
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 21.4 18.7 DeVonta Smith - PHI
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 23.28 21.58 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 15.3 6.8 Romeo Doubs - GB
TE Tucker Kraft - GB 7.6 5.7 T.J. Hockenson - MIN
K Will Reichard - MIN 1 13 Cairo Santos - CHI
DEF Washington Commanders - WAS 4 13 Arizona Cardinals - ARI
Total 120.44 116.6
Winner Pay Day Gray (+3.84)
Position Scrantonicity 6 Anthony’s Richer Son
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 17.92 17.72 Bo Nix - DEN
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 8.9 26.7 Chase Brown - CIN
RB Rachaad White - TB 12.5 18.4 Tony Pollard - TEN
WR Josh Downs - IND 12 12 Josh Downs - IND
WR DeAndre Hopkins - KC 28.6 37 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 16.1 6.2 Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX
TE Cade Otton - TB 21.7 21.7 Cade Otton - TB
K Chase McLaughlin - TB 7 9 Matt Gay - IND
DEF Buffalo Bills - BUF 2 13 Tennessee Titans - TEN
Total 126.72 161.72
Winner Anthony’s Richer Son (+35)
Position She Sucks My Boswell Bob Barker’s House of Pain
QB Joe Flacco - IND 3.06 17.92 Matthew Stafford - LAR
RB David Montgomery - DET 12.6 10.5 Kyren Williams - LAR
RB Rachaad White - TB 12.5 18.4 Tony Pollard - TEN
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 18.7 5.6 A.J. Brown - PHI
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 37 10.5 DeMario Douglas - NE
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 2.4 37 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA
TE AJ Barner - SEA 6.7 1.8 Austin Hooper - NE
K Jake Elliott - PHI 4 9 Austin Seibert - WAS
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 12 13 Arizona Cardinals - ARI
Total 108.96 123.72
Winner Bob Barker’s House of Pain (+14.76)
Position Alpha Females Gamecocks
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 23.6 0 -
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 27.5 0 -
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 10.5 0 -
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 2.1 0 -
WR Trey Palmer - TB 5.3 0 -
WR Chris Olave - NO 2.3 0 -
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 4.8 0 -
K Justin Tucker - BAL 11 0 -
DEF Kansas City Chiefs - KC 4 0 -
Total 91.1 0
Winner Alpha Females (+91.1)
Position Bad at This Beat My Meat to Zeke
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 24.54 19.86 Jayden Daniels - WAS
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 27.5 26.3 Derrick Henry - BAL
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 32.1 0 Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS
WR Alec Pierce - IND 7.1 11 Khalil Shakir - BUF
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 23.28 12 Josh Downs - IND
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 18.7 8.7 Christian Watson - GB
TE Noah Fant - SEA 0 21.7 Cade Otton - TB
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 9 12 Blake Grupe - NO
DEF Washington Commanders - WAS 4 12 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 146.22 123.56
Winner Bad at This (+22.66)
Position Woke Up and Chose Violence your killin me willis
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 29.9 19 Sam Darnold - MIN
RB James Cook - BUF 11.9 27.5 Alvin Kamara - NO
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 14.6 11.9 James Cook - BUF
WR Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI 3.4 11.3 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 21.58 19.5 Cedric Tillman - CLE
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 29.7 21.4 Cooper Kupp - LAR
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 2.1 15.5 Brock Bowers - LV
K Dustin Hopkins - CLE 3 9 Brandon Aubrey - DAL
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 11 5 New Orleans Saints - NO
Total 127.18 140.1
Winner your killin me willis (+12.92)
Position Green Bowl Packers Dez Still Caught It
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 24.54 12.32 Dak Prescott - DAL
RB Chase Brown - CIN 26.7 27.5 Alvin Kamara - NO
RB Tony Pollard - TEN 18.4 7.8 Tyler Allgeier - ATL
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 7.6 18.7 DeVonta Smith - PHI
WR Ladd McConkey - LAC 11.4 12 Josh Downs - IND
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 15.3 -1 Xavier Worthy - KC
TE David Njoku - CLE 7.9 21.7 Cade Otton - TB
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 3 1 Will Reichard - MIN
DEF New Orleans Saints - NO 5 5 New Orleans Saints - NO
Total 119.84 105.02
Winner Green Bowl Packers (+14.82)
Position Team Harris jacksons team
QB Kirk Cousins - ATL 17.78 29.9 Jalen Hurts - PHI
RB James Conner - ARI 14.9 13.7 Kenneth Walker III - SEA
RB Nick Chubb - CLE 4.5 14.9 James Conner - ARI
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 21.4 7.3 DJ Moore - CHI
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 0 5.6 A.J. Brown - PHI
WR Chris Olave - NO 2.3 15.9 Terry McLaurin - WAS
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 14.1 22 Travis Kelce - KC
K Cam Little - JAX 1 4 Jake Elliott - PHI
DEF New Orleans Saints - NO 5 0 New England Patriots - NE
Total 80.98 113.3
Winner jacksons team (+32.32)
Position Endzone Jones Freakofnature
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 29.9 4.76 Kyler Murray - ARI
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 21.5 21.5 Bijan Robinson - ATL
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 21.2 18.4 Tony Pollard - TEN
WR Lil'Jordan Humphrey - DEN 3.1 3.4 Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 23.28 6.8 Romeo Doubs - GB
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 5.6 28.6 DeAndre Hopkins - KC
TE Noah Fant - SEA 0 21.7 Cade Otton - TB
K Tyler Bass - BUF 14 9 Austin Seibert - WAS
DEF Cincinnati Bengals - CIN 11 5 New Orleans Saints - NO
Total 129.58 119.16
Winner Endzone Jones (+10.42)
Position The Good Guys Drew Crew
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 24.54 29.14 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Chase Brown - CIN 26.7 10.5 Kyren Williams - LAR
RB James Conner - ARI 14.9 18.7 Kareem Hunt - KC
WR Ladd McConkey - LAC 11.4 11.3 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR Calvin Ridley - TEN 12.3 28.6 DeAndre Hopkins - KC
WR Cedric Tillman - CLE 19.5 19.8 Darnell Mooney - ATL
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 4.8 11.5 Evan Engram - JAX
K Jake Elliott - PHI 4 1 Cam Little - JAX
DEF Washington Commanders - WAS 4 4 Washington Commanders - WAS
Total 122.14 134.54
Winner Drew Crew (+12.4)
Position Shotgun Bob Who’s Nailin’ Jalen?
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 17.54 17.72 Bo Nix - DEN
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 10.5 7.8 Tyler Allgeier - ATL
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 8.9 24.5 J.K. Dobbins - LAC
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 30 2.9 Troy Franklin - DEN
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 21.58 1 Kalif Raymond - DET
WR Khalil Shakir - BUF 11 21.4 Cooper Kupp - LAR
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 5.1 15.5 Brock Bowers - LV
K Austin Seibert - WAS 9 12 Blake Grupe - NO
DEF New England Patriots - NE 0 19 LA Chargers - LAC
Total 113.62 121.82
Winner Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? (+8.2)
Position Riley Read Option Up!!!
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 29.9 22.1 Josh Allen - BUF
RB Kareem Hunt - KC 18.7 12.6 David Montgomery - DET
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 14.6 2.2 Tank Bigsby - JAX
WR Keenan Allen - CHI 7.6 2.1 Puka Nacua - LAR
WR DeAndre Hopkins - KC 28.6 7.6 Keenan Allen - CHI
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 5.6 13.9 Xavier Legette - CAR
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 4.8 1.5 Zach Ertz - WAS
K Brandon McManus - GB 5 5 Brandon McManus - GB
DEF Los Angeles Rams - LAR 18 13 Tennessee Titans - TEN
Total 132.8 80
Winner Riley Read Option (+52.8)
Position Krusty Krab Pizzas Jordan Loves Younghoes
QB Deshaun Watson - CLE 0 9.18 Caleb Williams - CHI
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 27.5 12.5 Rachaad White - TB
RB James Conner - ARI 14.9 16.6 Joe Mixon - HOU
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 21.58 21.58 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR Mike Williams - NYJ 1.6 22.1 Davante Adams - NYJ
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 23.28 12 Tyreek Hill - MIA
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 5.1 4.6 Mark Andrews - BAL
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 2 7 Daniel Carlson - LV
DEF New York Jets - NYJ 13 13 Arizona Cardinals - ARI
Total 108.96 118.56
Winner Jordan Loves Younghoes (+9.6)
Position The Saginasty Lannisters Tyrannosaurs in F-14s
QB Sam Darnold - MIN 19 29.14 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 14.6 8.9 Jonathan Taylor - IND
RB Ray Davis - BUF 17 14.2 D'Andre Swift - CHI
WR Jerry Jeudy - CLE 14.3 11.3 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 18.5 5.6 A.J. Brown - PHI
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 21.4 22.1 Davante Adams - NYJ
TE Travis Kelce - KC 22 1.5 Zach Ertz - WAS
K Austin Seibert - WAS 9 3 Younghoe Koo - ATL
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 12 4 Washington Commanders - WAS
Total 147.8 99.74
Winner The Saginasty Lannisters (+48.06)
Position Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts Southport Skegs
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 24.54 29.9 Jalen Hurts - PHI
RB Devin Singletary - NYG 3.3 10.5 Kyren Williams - LAR
RB Kareem Hunt - KC 18.7 12.6 David Montgomery - DET
WR Josh Downs - IND 12 29.7 Zay Flowers - BAL
WR DJ Moore - CHI 7.3 12 Josh Downs - IND
WR Parker Washington - JAX 7.1 18.6 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 14.1 4.8 Sam LaPorta - DET
K Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 7 11 Justin Tucker - BAL
DEF New Orleans Saints - NO 5 12 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 99.04 141.1
Winner Southport Skegs (+42.06)
Position Puck the Fackers H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 12.32 19.86 Jayden Daniels - WAS
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.7 14.2 D'Andre Swift - CHI
RB James Cook - BUF 11.9 6.4 Bucky Irving - TB
WR Chris Olave - NO 2.3 23.28 Courtland Sutton - DEN
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 5.6 2.3 Chris Olave - NO
WR Josh Downs - IND 12 5.6 A.J. Brown - PHI
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 14.1 27 Mike Gesicki - CIN
K Blake Grupe - NO 12 12 Blake Grupe - NO
DEF New Orleans Saints - NO 5 0 New England Patriots - NE
Total 88.92 110.64
Winner H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO (+21.72)
Position The Hyrule Koroks Skid Marks
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 29.14 12.32 Dak Prescott - DAL
RB Saquon Barkley - PHI 32.9 16.6 Joe Mixon - HOU
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 10.5 27.5 Alvin Kamara - NO
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 11.3 19.8 Darnell Mooney - ATL
WR DJ Moore - CHI 7.3 18.5 Jakobi Meyers - LV
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 18.5 30 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
TE David Njoku - CLE 7.9 7.9 David Njoku - CLE
K Jake Elliott - PHI 4 14 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF New England Patriots - NE 0 12 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 121.54 158.62
Winner Skid Marks (+37.08)
Position SaquON & On & On & On Cooper DeJean is not my lover
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 29.14 19 Sam Darnold - MIN
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 10.5 11.9 James Cook - BUF
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.7 3.3 Devin Singletary - NYG
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 16.1 15.4 Rome Odunze - CHI
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 15.9 22.1 Davante Adams - NYJ
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 23.28 10.9 Jalen Tolbert - DAL
TE Trey McBride - ARI 12.7 5.7 T.J. Hockenson - MIN
K Chase McLaughlin - TB 7 7 Harrison Butker - KC
DEF New Orleans Saints - NO 5 5 New Orleans Saints - NO
Total 133.32 100.3
Winner SaquON & On & On & On (+33.02)
Position SemperSometimes Skol! Go Yikes
QB Adrian Martinez - NYJ 0 17.78 Kirk Cousins - ATL
RB Kareem Hunt - KC 18.7 18.7 Kareem Hunt - KC
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.7 24.5 J.K. Dobbins - LAC
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 5.6 11.3 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR DJ Moore - CHI 7.3 11 Khalil Shakir - BUF
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 18.7 5.1 Keon Coleman - BUF
TE Trey McBride - ARI 12.7 27 Mike Gesicki - CIN
K Brandon McManus - GB 5 11 Chad Ryland - ARI
DEF Detroit Lions - DET 6 4 Kansas City Chiefs - KC
Total 87.7 130.38
Winner Skol! Go Yikes (+42.68)