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Standings
2023-2024 Season
2022-2023 Season
2021-2022 Season
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Standings

Team Name Win/Loss Division Points
The Realest 7/7 4/1 1672.58
Lannisters 7/7 1/4 1662.28
Adam Schefter's Sources 5/9 3/2 1084.24
Skid Marks 9/5 4/1 1720.48
Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S 8/6 3/2 1650.36
team Web 3/11 0/5 919.52
Team Name Win/Loss Division Points
Titan Your Butthole 6/8 2/3 1536.1
Pay Day Gray 3/11 2/3 1387.24
Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts 8/6 4/1 1487.64
Bob Barker's House of Pain 5/9 2/3 1440.62
Freak of Nature 7/7 2/3 1554.36
The Funks 4/10 3/2 1443.02
Team Name Win/Loss Division Points
Jerry West’s Office Window 6/8 1/4 1564
Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy 9/5 2/3 1609.6
Southport Skegs 7/7 2/3 1391.54
The Hens 9/5 4/1 1591.44
Love Me Sexy 9/5 3/2 1575
CobbSlobbers 7/7 3/2 1532.22
Team Name Win/Loss Division Points
Scrantonicity 5 11/3 3/2 1516.48
Krusty Krab Pizzas 8/6 4/1 1518.78
skol! go yikes 8/6 2/3 1540.72
Kingpins Of Crime 6/8 2/3 1550.28
The Good Guys 8/6 3/2 1543.28
lansing leopards 5/9 1/4 1407.4
Team Name Win/Loss Division Points
Kirk Cochainz 7/7 2/3 1471.08
Saquon Deez Nutz 9/5 5/0 1541.96
Waller? Hardly Know Her 3/11 0/5 1395.9
Dez Still Caught It 8/6 4/1 1701.52
Just the tip Jefferson 4/10 3/2 1447.56
Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined 4/10 1/4 1314.46
Team Name Win/Loss Division Points
End Zone Jones 11/3 3/2 1685.82
Drew Crew 8/6 3/2 1668.8
She Sucks My Boswell 10/4 4/1 1665.5
AR5 Fan Club 8/6 2/3 1492.82
Scorebox Munchers 5/9 1/4 1299.46
Gamecocks 8/6 2/3 1438.36

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2023-2024 Week 1

Position Drew Crew Points Pay Day Gray Points
QB Geno Smith - SEA 9.08 Kirk Cousins - MIN 16.46
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 13.9 James Conner - ARI 12
RB Aaron Jones - GB 26.7 Raheem Mostert - MIA 13
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 3 Christian Kirk - JAX 1.9
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2 Terry McLaurin - WAS 5.1
WR Jahan Dotson - WAS 9 Van Jefferson - LAR 6.4
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 11.5 Isaiah Likely - BAL 1.4
K Justin Tucker - BAL 5 Cameron Dicker - LAC 12
D Washington Commanders 12 Baltimore Ravens 12
Total 103.38 80.26
Winner Drew Crew
Position Southport Skegs Points Waller? Hardly Know Her Points
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 17.74 Jared Goff - DET 14.02
RB Najee Harris - PIT 5.3 Cam Akers - MIN 8.9
RB James Cook - BUF 10.3 Antonio Gibson - WAS 0.9
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 14.9 Marquez Valdes-Scantling - KC 6.8
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 11.3 Parris Campbell - NYG 1.2
WR Mike Williams - LAC 8.5 Marvin Jones Jr. - DET 0.8
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 9.4 Logan Thomas - WAS 8.3
K Cairo Santos - CHI 7 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 10
D Green Bay Packers 14 Jacksonville Jaguars 13
Total 98.44 63.92
Winner Southport Skegs
Position Gamecocks Points The Funks Points
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 6.56 Desmond Ridder - ATL 8.9
RB Aaron Jones - GB 26.7 AJ Dillon - GB 5.6
RB Jamaal Williams - NO 7.2 Raheem Mostert - MIA 13
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 3 Keenan Allen - LAC 14.2
WR Van Jefferson - LAR 6.4 Gabe Davis - BUF 5.2
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2 Adam Thielen - CAR 3.2
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 9.4 Isaiah Likely - BAL 1.4
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 7 Harrison Butker - KC 8
D Washington Commanders 12 Atlanta Falcons 13
Total 91.46 72.5
Winner Gamecocks
Position Lannisters Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 17.74 Aaron Rodgers - NYJ 0
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 13.9 Joe Mixon - CIN 10.3
RB Aaron Jones - GB 26.7 Miles Sanders - CAR 11.8
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 14.9 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 11.7
WR Randall Cobb - NYJ 0 Robert Woods - HOU 11.7
WR Matthew Slater - NE 0 Kendrick Bourne - NE 24.4
TE Travis Kelce - KC 0 Pat Freiermuth - PIT 7.3
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 7 Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 9
D Baltimore Ravens 12 Arizona Cardinals 20
Total 92.24 106.2
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas
Position Kingpins Of Crime Points Skid Marks Points
QB Desmond Ridder - ATL 8.9 Sam Howell - WAS 15.18
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 13.6 Tony Pollard - DAL 22.2
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 0 Brian Robinson - WAS 13.6
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 11.7
WR George Pickens - PIT 8.6 Zay Jones - JAX 16.5
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 6.7 Drake London - ATL 0
TE Juwan Johnson - NO 6.6 Evan Engram - JAX 9.9
K Nick Folk - TEN 18 Younghoe Koo - ATL 7
D Jacksonville Jaguars 13 Washington Commanders 12
Total 88.6 108.08
Winner Skid Marks
Position Adam Schefter's Sources Points skol! go yikes Points
QB Geno Smith - SEA 9.08 Justin Herbert - LAC 20.86
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 13 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 21.4
RB Deon Jackson - IND 3.8 Antonio Gibson - WAS 0.9
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 17.7 Garrett Wilson - NYJ 14.4
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster - NE 7.3 Drake London - ATL 0
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 5.2 Jayden Reed - GB 6.6
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 7.9 Sam LaPorta - DET 8.9
K Cairo Santos - CHI 7 Harrison Butker - KC 8
D Jacksonville Jaguars 13 Atlanta Falcons 13
Total 83.98 94.06
Winner skol! go yikes
Position Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points CobbSlobbers Points
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 6.56 Kirk Cousins - MIN 16.46
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 13 Cam Akers - MIN 8.9
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 13.4 Alexander Mattison - MIN 13.4
WR Chris Olave - NO 19.2 Christian Kirk - JAX 1.9
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2 Michael Thomas - NO 11.1
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 29.1 Darnell Mooney - CHI 15.3
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 7.9 Luke Musgrave - GB 8
K Greg Joseph - MIN 5 Brandon McManus - JAX 8
D Atlanta Falcons 13 Minnesota Vikings 3
Total 120.36 86.06
Winner Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined
Position Dez Still Caught It Points The Hens Points
QB Geno Smith - SEA 9.08 Justin Herbert - LAC 20.86
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 13 Aaron Jones - GB 26.7
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 13.6 Miles Sanders - CAR 11.8
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 3 Garrett Wilson - NYJ 14.4
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 1.9 Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2
WR Van Jefferson - LAR 6.4 Marvin Mims Jr. - DEN 2.9
TE Gerald Everett - LAC 4.3 Dallas Goedert - PHI 0
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 12 Wil Lutz - DEN 4
D Washington Commanders 12 Seattle Seahawks -2
Total 75.28 91.86
Winner The Hens
Position lansing leopards Points team Web Points
QB Jared Goff - DET 14.02 Geno Smith - SEA 9.08
RB J.K. Dobbins - BAL 11.7 Bijan Robinson - ATL 20.3
RB Cam Akers - MIN 8.9 Ezekiel Elliott - NE 7.3
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 14.2 Adam Thielen - CAR 3.2
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 24.1 Amari Cooper - CLE 6.7
WR DJ Moore - CHI 4.5 Brandin Cooks - DAL 4.2
TE Austin Hooper - LV 3 Andrew Ogletree - IND 3
K Justin Tucker - BAL 5 Graham Gano - NYG 0
D Washington Commanders 12 Chicago Bears 0
Total 97.42 53.78
Winner lansing leopards
Position Bob Barker's House of Pain Points AR5 Fan Club Points
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 16.46 Baker Mayfield - TB 16.02
RB Jamaal Williams - NO 7.2 Deon Jackson - IND 3.8
RB Miles Sanders - CAR 11.8 Raheem Mostert - MIA 13
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 3 Zay Jones - JAX 16.5
WR Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL 5.7 DJ Chark Jr. - CAR 0
WR Curtis Samuel - WAS 11 Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2
TE Chigoziem Okonkwo - TEN 0 Kylen Granson - IND 7.9
K Jason Sanders - MIA 14 Joey Slye - WAS 8
D Washington Commanders 12 Washington Commanders 12
Total 81.16 90.42
Winner AR5 Fan Club
Position The Score-Box Munchers Points Freakofnature Points
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 27.14 Lamar Jackson - BAL 6.56
RB Khalil Herbert - CHI 11.4 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 21.4
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 14.9 Rachaad White - TB 6.9
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 13.7 Christian Kirk - JAX 1.9
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 44.5 Keenan Allen - LAC 14.2
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 3 Brandin Cooks - DAL 4.2
TE Mike Gesicki - NE 6.6 Juwan Johnson - NO 6.6
K Jason Sanders - MIA 14 Brandon McManus - JAX 8
D New England Patriots 7 Washington Commanders 12
Total 142.24 81.76
Winner The Score-Box Munchers
Position Just the tip Jefferson Points Love Me Sexy Points
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 3.18 Geno Smith - SEA 9.08
RB Aaron Jones - GB 26.7 Alexander Mattison - MIN 13.4
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 1.3 Jamaal Williams - NO 7.2
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 5.1 Romeo Doubs - GB 18.6
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 1.9 Allen Lazard - NYJ 6.6
WR Drake London - ATL 0 Darius Slayton - NYG 4.5
TE Evan Engram - JAX 9.9 Noah Gray - KC 6.1
K Eddy Pineiro - CAR 5 Jason Myers - SEA 8
D Washington Commanders 12 Green Bay Packers 14
Total 65.08 87.48
Winner Love Me Sexy
Position She Sucks My Boswell Points Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 6.56 Jared Goff - DET 14.02
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 13.6 Deon Jackson - IND 3.8
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 13.9 Jamaal Williams - NO 7.2
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2 Kadarius Toney - KC 1
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 19.1 Ben Skowronek - LAR 0
WR Mike Williams - LAC 8.5 Mecole Hardman Jr. - NYJ 0
TE Hayden Hurst - CAR 15.1 Noah Gray - KC 6.1
K Jason Sanders - MIA 14 Eddy Pineiro - CAR 5
D Washington Commanders 12 Atlanta Falcons 13
Total 115.96 50.12
Winner She Sucks My Boswell
Position Scrantonicity 5 Points The Realest Points
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 15.18 Justin Fields - CHI 14.54
RB Rashaad Penny - PHI 0 Kenneth Walker III - SEA 10.7
RB Najee Harris - PIT 5.3 Austin Ekeler - LAC 26.4
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 11.8 DK Metcalf - SEA 13.7
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 11.3 Chris Olave - NO 19.2
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 5.1 Davante Adams - LV 12.6
TE Isaiah Likely - BAL 1.4 Kyle Pitts - ATL 6.4
K Graham Gano - NYG 0 Jason Myers - SEA 8
D Baltimore Ravens 12 Baltimore Ravens 12
Total 62.08 123.54
Winner The Realest
Position Kirk Cochainz Points Jerry West’s Office Window Points
QB Sam Howell - WAS 15.18 Trevor Lawrence - JAX 17.74
RB Rachaad White - TB 6.9 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 8
RB Khalil Herbert - CHI 11.4 Jamaal Williams - NO 7.2
WR Skyy Moore - KC 0.4 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 19.1
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2 Christian Kirk - JAX 1.9
WR Jayden Reed - GB 6.6 Skyy Moore - KC 0.4
TE Hayden Hurst - CAR 15.1 Dallas Goedert - PHI 0
K Joey Slye - WAS 8 Greg Zuerlein - NYJ 11
D Washington Commanders 12 Washington Commanders 12
Total 88.78 77.34
Winner Kirk Cochainz
Position Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points The Good Guys Points
QB Justin Fields - CHI 14.54 Trevor Lawrence - JAX 17.74
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 20.3 Aaron Jones - GB 26.7
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 13 Brian Robinson - WAS 13.6
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 24.1 Drake London - ATL 0
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 21.9 Rashod Bateman - BAL 6.5
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 4.2 Zay Jones - JAX 16.5
TE Isaiah Likely - BAL 1.4 Juwan Johnson - NO 6.6
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 7 Cameron Dicker - LAC 12
D Washington Commanders 12 Washington Commanders 12
Total 118.44 111.64
Winner Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
Position Titan Your Butthole Points Endzone Jones Points
QB Geno Smith - SEA 9.08 Justin Herbert - LAC 20.86
RB Miles Sanders - CAR 11.8 Aaron Jones - GB 26.7
RB Antonio Gibson - WAS 0.9 Cam Akers - MIN 8.9
WR Curtis Samuel - WAS 11 Chris Godwin - TB 10.1
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2 Chris Olave - NO 19.2
WR Chris Olave - NO 19.2 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 9.1
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 3.1 Juwan Johnson - NO 6.6
K Brandon McManus - JAX 8 Justin Tucker - BAL 5
D Green Bay Packers 14 Philadelphia Eagles 11
Total 90.28 117.46
Winner Endzone Jones
Position Saquon Deez Nutz Points Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points
QB Jared Goff - DET 14.02 Sam Howell - WAS 15.18
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 13 J.K. Dobbins - BAL 11.7
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 10.3 Isiah Pacheco - KC 9.4
WR Drake London - ATL 0 Tyler Lockett - SEA 3
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 3.2 Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 19.1 Skyy Moore - KC 0.4
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 7.9 Juwan Johnson - NO 6.6
K Wil Lutz - DEN 4 Tyler Bass - BUF 13
D Jacksonville Jaguars 13 Minnesota Vikings 3
Total 84.52 75.48
Winner Saquon Deez Nutz

2023-2024 Week 2

Position Lannisters Points Freakofnature Points
QB Josh Allen - BUF 23.66 Jordan Love - GB 20.34
RB Nick Chubb - CLE 6.4 Nick Chubb - CLE 6.4
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 19.9 Khalil Herbert - CHI 6.8
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 15 Michael Thomas - NO 12.5
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 25.3 Zay Flowers - BAL 10.8
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 8 Romeo Doubs - GB 5
TE Hunter Henry - NE 17.2 Darren Waller - NYG 13.6
K Brandon McManus - JAX 10 Evan McPherson - CIN 6
D New Orleans Saints 9 Dallas Cowboys 16
Total 134.46 97.44
Winner Lannisters
Position Pay Day Gray Points Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points
QB Jimmy Garoppolo - LV 7.5 Jalen Hurts - PHI 25.22
RB Jamaal Williams - NO 2.9 Kenneth Walker III - SEA 18.4
RB Joshua Kelley - LAC 3.9 Rachaad White - TB 21.3
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 12.4 Gabe Davis - BUF 21.2
WR DJ Moore - CHI 16.4 Chris Olave - NO 14.6
WR Jauan Jennings - SF 7.1 DeVonta Smith - PHI 23.1
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 11.3 Darren Waller - NYG 13.6
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 13 Riley Patterson - DET 7
D New England Patriots 4 Dallas Cowboys 16
Total 78.5 160.42
Winner Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
Position She Sucks My Boswell Points The Hens Points
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 22.2 Daniel Jones - NYG 30.74
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 27.1 Bijan Robinson - ATL 21.2
RB AJ Dillon - GB 7.3 Zack Moss - IND 20.7
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 16.2 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 8.1
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 30.1 Nico Collins - HOU 27.6
WR Chris Olave - NO 14.6 Romeo Doubs - GB 5
TE David Njoku - CLE 6.8 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 9.3
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 18 Graham Gano - NYG 7
D San Francisco 49ers 4 Miami Dolphins 11
Total 146.3 140.64
Winner She Sucks My Boswell
Position Waller? Hardly Know Her Points Kingpins Of Crime Points
QB Mac Jones - NE 13.74 Kirk Cousins - MIN 28.56
RB Zack Moss - IND 20.7 Javonte Williams - DEN 7.8
RB Rachaad White - TB 21.3 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 15
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 31.1 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 13.6
WR Rashid Shaheed - NO 10.3 Nico Collins - HOU 27.6
WR Zay Jones - JAX 0 Calvin Ridley - JAX 5.2
TE Luke Musgrave - GB 4.5 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 25.6
K Matt Prater - ARI 9 Riley Patterson - DET 7
D Houston Texans -2 Philadelphia Eagles 6
Total 108.64 136.36
Winner Kingpins Of Crime
Position Dez Still Caught It Points skol! go yikes Points
QB Derek Carr - NO 6.72 Jared Goff - DET 22.92
RB AJ Dillon - GB 7.3 Rachaad White - TB 21.3
RB Zack Moss - IND 20.7 Joshua Kelley - LAC 3.9
WR Michael Thomas - NO 12.5 Mike Williams - LAC 16.6
WR Zay Jones - JAX 0 Chris Godwin - TB 10.8
WR Nico Collins - HOU 27.6 Michael Thomas - NO 12.5
TE Hunter Henry - NE 17.2 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 9.3
K Jake Moody - SF 14 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 18
D New York Giants -2 Denver Broncos 0
Total 104.02 115.32
Winner skol! go yikes
Position Adam Schefter's Sources Points Bob Barker's House of Pain Points
QB Justin Fields - CHI 14.74 Jared Goff - DET 22.92
RB AJ Dillon - GB 7.3 James Cook - BUF 19.9
RB James Conner - ARI 16.6 Tyler Allgeier - ATL 4.8
WR Zay Jones - JAX 0 Zay Flowers - BAL 10.8
WR Van Jefferson - LAR 1.9 Christian Kirk - JAX 21.96
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 31.1 Josh Reynolds - DET 23.6
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 11.3 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 25.6
K Brandon McManus - JAX 10 Nick Folk - TEN 10
D Denver Broncos 0 Cleveland Browns 9
Total 92.94 148.58
Winner Bob Barker's House of Pain
Position The Score-Box Munchers Points Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points
QB Deshaun Watson - CLE 11.6 Josh Allen - BUF 23.66
RB Nick Chubb - CLE 6.4 D'Andre Swift - PHI 27.1
RB Jamaal Williams - NO 2.9 James Cook - BUF 19.9
WR DJ Moore - CHI 16.4 Tee Higgins - CIN 28.9
WR Kendrick Bourne - NE 6.9 Romeo Doubs - GB 5
WR Chris Olave - NO 14.6 Robert Woods - HOU 13.4
TE Hunter Henry - NE 17.2 Darren Waller - NYG 13.6
K Dustin Hopkins - CLE 9 Brandon McManus - JAX 10
D New York Giants -2 Dallas Cowboys 16
Total 83 157.56
Winner Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy
Position Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points Scrantonicity 5 Points
QB Mac Jones - NE 13.74 Joe Burrow - CIN 15.38
RB Nick Chubb - CLE 6.4 Josh Jacobs - LV 9.9
RB Miles Sanders - CAR 7.7 David Montgomery - DET 12.4
WR Kendrick Bourne - NE 6.9 Kendrick Bourne - NE 6.9
WR Elijah Moore - CLE 7.1 Stefon Diggs - BUF 13.6
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 12.4 Mack Hollins - ATL 9
TE David Njoku - CLE 6.8 Gerald Everett - LAC 7.7
K Blake Grupe - NO 8 Brandon McManus - JAX 10
D New Orleans Saints 9 Chicago Bears -1
Total 78.04 83.88
Winner Scrantonicity 5
Position Kirk Cochainz Points lansing leopards Points
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 30.74 Jordan Love - GB 20.34
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 27.1 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 12.6
RB AJ Dillon - GB 7.3 Saquon Barkley - NYG 27.2
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 13.5 Jaylen Waddle - MIA 12.4
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 5 Tee Higgins - CIN 28.9
WR Allen Robinson II - PIT 3.2 Christian Kirk - JAX 21.96
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 7.4 Sam LaPorta - DET 11.3
K Graham Gano - NYG 7 Cameron Dicker - LAC 10
D New York Giants -2 Cleveland Browns 9
Total 99.24 153.7
Winner lansing leopards
Position Jerry West’s Office Window Points Gamecocks Points
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 30.74 Mac Jones - NE 13.74
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 6.2 AJ Dillon - GB 7.3
RB Dameon Pierce - HOU 5.5 Josh Jacobs - LV 9.9
WR DJ Moore - CHI 16.4 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 13.6
WR Chris Olave - NO 14.6 Tutu Atwell - LAR 15.2
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 13.6 Kendrick Bourne - NE 6.9
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 3.5 Dalton Schultz - HOU 7.4
K Daniel Carlson - LV 5 Jake Moody - SF 14
D Atlanta Falcons 3 Green Bay Packers 0
Total 98.54 88.04
Winner Jerry West’s Office Window
Position CobbSlobbers Points Endzone Jones Points
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 30.74 Josh Allen - BUF 23.66
RB Gus Edwards - BAL 12.2 David Montgomery - DET 12.4
RB Jamaal Williams - NO 2.9 Saquon Barkley - NYG 27.2
WR Calvin Austin III - PIT 1.8 Mike Evans - TB 29.1
WR Michael Gallup - DAL 1.3 Stefon Diggs - BUF 13.6
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 5 Kendrick Bourne - NE 6.9
TE Hunter Henry - NE 17.2 Dawson Knox - BUF 10
K Harrison Butker - KC 5 Chase McLaughlin - TB 9
D Dallas Cowboys 16 Dallas Cowboys 16
Total 92.14 147.86
Winner Endzone Jones
Position The Funks Points The Realest Points
QB Ryan Tannehill - TEN 21.04 Daniel Jones - NYG 30.74
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 27.1 Saquon Barkley - NYG 27.2
RB Tyler Allgeier - ATL 4.8 David Montgomery - DET 12.4
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 28.9 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 14.2
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 0 Chris Godwin - TB 10.8
WR Marvin Mims Jr. - DEN 20.3 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 25.3
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 11.6 Darren Waller - NYG 13.6
K Chris Boswell - PIT 12 Younghoe Koo - ATL 13
D New York Giants -2 Dallas Cowboys 16
Total 123.74 163.24
Winner The Realest
Position Just the tip Jefferson Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB Josh Allen - BUF 23.66 Matthew Stafford - LAR 13.98
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 21.2 Christian McCaffrey - SF 22.5
RB Joshua Kelley - LAC 3.9 Ezekiel Elliott - NE 1.3
WR Chris Godwin - TB 10.8 Tyreek Hill - MIA 15
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 22.1 Marquise Brown - ARI 17.4
WR Darius Slayton - NYG 9.2 Van Jefferson - LAR 1.9
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 9.3 Irv Smith Jr. - CIN 3
K Harrison Butker - KC 5 Greg Joseph - MIN 4
D New Orleans Saints 9 Las Vegas Raiders -6
Total 114.16 73.08
Winner Just the tip Jefferson
Position Drew Crew Points Love Me Sexy Points
QB Jared Goff - DET 22.92 Mac Jones - NE 13.74
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 27.2 Joshua Kelley - LAC 3.9
RB AJ Dillon - GB 7.3 AJ Dillon - GB 7.3
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 16.2 David Bell - CLE 5.7
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 23.1 Kadarius Toney - KC 8.8
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 22.1 Nico Collins - HOU 27.6
TE Irv Smith Jr. - CIN 3 Taysom Hill - NO 8.72
K Harrison Butker - KC 5 Jake Moody - SF 14
D Dallas Cowboys 16 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 19
Total 142.82 108.76
Winner Drew Crew
Position Titan Your Butthole Points team web Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 20.34 Deshaun Watson - CLE 11.6
RB Jamaal Williams - NO 2.9 Nick Chubb - CLE 6.4
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 12.6 Miles Sanders - CAR 7.7
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 31.1 Chris Olave - NO 14.6
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 5 Elijah Moore - CLE 7.1
WR Nico Collins - HOU 27.6 -
TE Hunter Henry - NE 17.2 Hayden Hurst - CAR 5
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 10 -
D Denver Broncos 0 Cleveland Browns 9
Total 126.74 61.4
Winner Titan Your Butthole
Position The Good Guys Points Saquon Deez Nutz Points
QB Anthony Richardson - IND 17.74 Deshaun Watson - CLE 11.6
RB David Montgomery - DET 12.4 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 15
RB Miles Sanders - CAR 7.7 Jamaal Williams - NO 2.9
WR Mike Evans - TB 29.1 Elijah Moore - CLE 7.1
WR Mike Williams - LAC 16.6 Jaylen Waddle - MIA 12.4
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 8.4 Kendrick Bourne - NE 6.9
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 11.3 Hunter Henry - NE 17.2
K Greg Zuerlein - NYJ 0 Dustin Hopkins - CLE 9
D New Orleans Saints 9 New Orleans Saints 9
Total 112.24 91.1
Winner The Good Guys
Position Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points Skid Marks Points
QB Baker Mayfield - TB 18.38 Daniel Jones - NYG 30.74
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 28 Miles Sanders - CAR 7.7
RB Justice Hill - BAL 8.3 Rachaad White - TB 21.3
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 15.2 Stefon Diggs - BUF 13.6
WR Robert Woods - HOU 13.4 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 8.4
WR Josh Reynolds - DET 23.6 Michael Thomas - NO 12.5
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 11.6 Darren Waller - NYG 13.6
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 18 Cameron Dicker - LAC 10
D Houston Texans -2 Buffalo Bills 11
Total 134.48 128.84
Winner Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts
Position AR5 Fan Club Points Southport Skegs Points
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 30.74 Justin Fields - CHI 14.74
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 18.4 Christian McCaffrey - SF 22.5
RB Ezekiel Elliott - NE 1.3 Dameon Pierce - HOU 5.5
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 22.1 Tee Higgins - CIN 28.9
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 25.9 Chris Olave - NO 14.6
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 21.2 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 7.3
TE Mike Gesicki - NE 8.3 Pat Freiermuth - PIT 1.2
K Chad Ryland - NE 6 Cameron Dicker - LAC 10
D New York Giants -2 Denver Broncos 0
Total 131.94 104.74
Winner AR5 Fan Club

2023-2024 Week 3

Position Krusty Krab Pizzas Points lansing leopards Points
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 14.24 Russell Wilson - DEN 14.24
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 9.2 AJ Dillon - GB 3.3
RB Samaje Perine - DEN 4.4 D'Andre Swift - PHI 14.8
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 27.9 Brandon Johnson - DEN 3.2
WR Allen Robinson II - PIT 6.4 Zay Flowers - BAL 13
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 8.9 Marquise Brown - ARI 17.1
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 4.2 Evan Engram - JAX 13.7
K Jake Moody - SF 12 Brandon McManus - JAX 5
D New York Jets 2 Dallas Cowboys -2
Total 89.24 82.34
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas
Position Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points Freakofnature Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 25.68 Kirk Cousins - MIN 25.68
RB Tyler Allgeier - ATL 4.9 Christian McCaffrey - SF 22.9
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 17.8 Kyren Williams - LAR 8.5
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 10.2 Justin Jefferson - MIN 27.9
WR Josh Reynolds - DET 0 Calvin Ridley - JAX 7
WR Jahan Dotson - WAS 4.1 Garrett Wilson - NYJ 9.8
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 9.8 Hunter Henry - NE 3.7
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 11 Jake Moody - SF 12
D Kansas City Chiefs 12 Cleveland Browns 14
Total 95.48 131.48
Winner Freakofnature
Position Jerry West’s Office Window Points Southport Skegs Points
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 25.68 Patrick Mahomes - KC 25.68
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 15.1 Alexander Mattison - MIN 17.5
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 30.6 Kenneth Walker III - SEA 30.6
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 10.2 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 10.2
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 13 George Pickens - PIT 11.5
WR Nico Collins - HOU 5.4 Tyler Lockett - SEA 8.4
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 4.2 Travis Kelce - KC 19.9
K Riley Patterson - DET 8 Jake Moody - SF 12
D New England Patriots 11 Kansas City Chiefs 12
Total 123.18 147.78
Winner Southport Skegs
Position Bob Barker's House of Pain Points Skid Marks Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 20.3 Lamar Jackson - BAL 28.18
RB Matt Breida - NYG 10.8 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 9.2
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 8.5 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 17.8
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 19.1 Keenan Allen - LAC 45.46
WR Nelson Agholor - BAL 7.9 Amari Cooper - CLE 24.6
WR Mike Evans - TB 17 Zay Flowers - BAL 13
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 8.7 Mark Andrews - BAL 7.5
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 7 Harrison Butker - KC 12
D New York Jets 2 Jacksonville Jaguars -4
Total 101.3 153.74
Winner Skid Marks
Position Just the tip Jefferson Points The Score-Box Munchers Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 25.68 Trevor Lawrence - JAX 14.36
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 11 Joshua Kelley - LAC 2.7
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 9.2 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 17.8
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 45.46 A.J. Brown - PHI 22.1
WR Michael Thomas - NO 11 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 10.2
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 3.7 George Pickens - PIT 11.5
TE David Njoku - CLE 6 Zach Ertz - ARI 2.6
K Anders Carlson - GB 4 Cameron Dicker - LAC 4
D Kansas City Chiefs 12 New York Jets 2
Total 128.04 87.26
Winner Just the tip Jefferson
Position skol! go yikes Points Scrantonicity 5 Points
QB Kenny Pickett - PIT 18.5 Josh Allen - BUF 21.32
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 9.2 Breece Hall - NYJ 3.7
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 15.8 Raheem Mostert - MIA 45.2
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 7 Amari Cooper - CLE 24.6
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 0 Robert Woods - HOU 6.4
WR Kadarius Toney - KC 0.9 Tutu Atwell - LAR 17.2
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 8.7 Zach Ertz - ARI 2.6
K Riley Patterson - DET 8 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 11
D New England Patriots 11 Kansas City Chiefs 12
Total 79.1 144.02
Winner Scrantonicity 5
Position AR5 Fan Club Points Dez Still Caught It Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 14.36 Kirk Cousins - MIN 25.68
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 11 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 17.8
RB Joshua Kelley - LAC 2.7 Gus Edwards - BAL 5.1
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 17.2 Mike Williams - LAC 25.1
WR Jauan Jennings - SF 5.1 George Pickens - PIT 11.5
WR George Pickens - PIT 11.5 K.J. Osborn - MIN 10.6
TE Adam Trautman - DEN 0 Taysom Hill - NO 3.1
K Wil Lutz - DEN 8 Greg Joseph - MIN 6
D Indianapolis Colts 8 Baltimore Ravens 7
Total 77.86 111.88
Winner Dez Still Caught It
Position Pay Day Gray Points The Funks Points
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 14.36 Kirk Cousins - MIN 25.68
RB Gus Edwards - BAL 5.1 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 17.8
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 7.2 Joshua Kelley - LAC 2.7
WR Darnell Mooney - CHI 0 Deebo Samuel - SF 25.1
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 24.6 Zay Flowers - BAL 13
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 13 Josh Reynolds - DET 0
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 9.1 Adam Trautman - DEN 0
K Tyler Bass - BUF 15 Cameron Dicker - LAC 4
D Buffalo Bills 31 Tennessee Titans 5
Total 119.36 93.28
Winner Pay Day Gray
Position Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points Titan Your Butthole Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 14.36 Dak Prescott - DAL 14.36
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 2.4 Tony Pollard - DAL 15.1
RB Joshua Kelley - LAC 2.7 Alexander Mattison - MIN 17.5
WR Elijah Moore - CLE 11.8 Amari Cooper - CLE 24.6
WR K.J. Osborn - MIN 10.6 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 10.2
WR Michael Thomas - NO 11 Zay Flowers - BAL 13
TE Cade Otton - TB 2.6 Sam LaPorta - DET 22.4
K Riley Patterson - DET 8 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 11
D Miami Dolphins 6 Kansas City Chiefs 12
Total 69.46 140.16
Winner Titan Your Butthole
Position Adam Schefter's Sources Points The Realest Points
QB Jared Goff - DET 18.02 Patrick Mahomes - KC 25.68
RB Khalil Herbert - CHI 3.5 Tony Pollard - DAL 15.1
RB Jerome Ford - CLE 19.1 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 17.8
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 4.1 Calvin Ridley - JAX 7
WR DJ Moore - CHI 13.1 DeVonta Smith - PHI 6.8
WR Jahan Dotson - WAS 4.1 Tyler Lockett - SEA 8.4
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 13.1 Travis Kelce - KC 19.9
K Nick Folk - TEN 4 Justin Tucker - BAL 7
D Seattle Seahawks 2 Kansas City Chiefs 12
Total 81.02 119.68
Winner The Realest
Position Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points CobbSlobbers Points
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 25.68 Dak Prescott - DAL 14.36
RB Joshua Kelley - LAC 2.7 Joe Mixon - CIN 14
RB Jerome Ford - CLE 19.1 Jerome Ford - CLE 19.1
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 12.2 Skyy Moore - KC 8.2
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 13 DJ Moore - CHI 13.1
WR George Pickens - PIT 11.5 Tyreek Hill - MIA 30.7
TE Dawson Knox - BUF 2.1 Dalton Schultz - HOU 1.9
K Blake Grupe - NO 5 Brett Maher - LAR 11
D New England Patriots 11 New England Patriots 11
Total 102.28 123.36
Winner CobbSlobbers
Position Lannisters Points team web Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 24.26 Baker Mayfield - TB 10.04
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 7.2 Aaron Jones - GB 0
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 30.6 Austin Ekeler - LAC 0
WR Chris Godwin - TB 8.2 A.J. Brown - PHI 22.1
WR Mike Williams - LAC 25.1 Calvin Ridley - JAX 7
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 15.4 George Pickens - PIT 11.5
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 22.4 Evan Engram - JAX 13.7
K Matt Prater - ARI 13 Brandon McManus - JAX 5
D Buffalo Bills 31 Baltimore Ravens 7
Total 177.16 76.34
Winner Lannisters
Position Kirk Cochainz Points Waller? Hardly Know Her Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 14.36 Baker Mayfield - TB 10.04
RB Jerome Ford - CLE 19.1 AJ Dillon - GB 3.3
RB Tony Jones - ARI 9.2 Matt Breida - NYG 10.8
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 17.2 George Pickens - PIT 11.5
WR Mike Williams - LAC 25.1 Tyler Lockett - SEA 8.4
WR Braxton Berrios - MIA 5.3 Elijah Moore - CLE 11.8
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 22.4 Adam Trautman - DEN 0
K Greg Joseph - MIN 6 Greg Joseph - MIN 6
D New England Patriots 11 Kansas City Chiefs 12
Total 129.66 73.84
Winner Kirk Cochainz
Position Love Me Sexy Points The Good Guys Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 20.3 Kirk Cousins - MIN 25.68
RB Jerome Ford - CLE 19.1 Jaylen Warren - PIT 8.2
RB Chris Evans - CIN 0 Kyren Williams - LAR 8.5
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 6.8 Jordan Addison - MIN 11.2
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 10.3 Nico Collins - HOU 5.4
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 15.4 Chris Godwin - TB 8.2
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 22.4 Kyle Pitts - ATL 8.7
K Brett Maher - LAR 11 Younghoe Koo - ATL 7
D Kansas City Chiefs 12 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 0
Total 117.3 82.88
Winner Love Me Sexy
Position Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points Saquon Deez Nutz Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 25.68 Kirk Cousins - MIN 25.68
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 15.1 Joshua Kelley - LAC 2.7
RB Joshua Kelley - LAC 2.7 Kenneth Walker III - SEA 30.6
WR George Pickens - PIT 11.5 Justin Jefferson - MIN 27.9
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 11.2 River Cracraft - MIA 2.3
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 22.1 Mike Williams - LAC 25.1
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 13.1 Durham Smythe - MIA 2.5
K Justin Tucker - BAL 7 Cameron Dicker - LAC 4
D Kansas City Chiefs 12 Baltimore Ravens 7
Total 120.38 127.78
Winner Saquon Deez Nutz
Position Kingpins Of Crime Points The Hens Points
QB Jared Goff - DET 18.02 Kirk Cousins - MIN 25.68
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 3.7 Raheem Mostert - MIA 45.2
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 17.8 Samaje Perine - DEN 4.4
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 12.2 Keenan Allen - LAC 45.46
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 25.1 Drake London - ATL 5.1
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 11.2 Allen Robinson II - PIT 6.4
TE Hunter Henry - NE 3.7 Mark Andrews - BAL 7.5
K Eddy Pineiro - CAR 11 Evan McPherson - CIN 19
D Dallas Cowboys -2 Jacksonville Jaguars -4
Total 100.72 154.74
Winner The Hens
Position Endzone Jones Points She Sucks My Boswell Points
QB Desmond Ridder - ATL 6.34 Kirk Cousins - MIN 25.68
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 8.5 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 9.2
RB Elijah Mitchell - SF 7.4 Christian McCaffrey - SF 22.9
WR Elijah Moore - CLE 11.8 DJ Moore - CHI 13.1
WR Rashod Bateman - BAL 1.6 Keenan Allen - LAC 45.46
WR Parris Campbell - NYG 8.4 Christian Kirk - JAX 15.4
TE Travis Kelce - KC 19.9 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 13.8
K Eddy Pineiro - CAR 11 Younghoe Koo - ATL 7
D San Francisco 49ers 10 Seattle Seahawks 2
Total 84.94 154.54
Winner She Sucks My Boswell
Position Drew Crew Points Gamecocks Points
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 25.68 Geno Smith - SEA 15.44
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 22.9 Kenneth Walker III - SEA 30.6
RB Jerome Ford - CLE 19.1 Kyren Williams - LAR 8.5
WR George Pickens - PIT 11.5 George Pickens - PIT 11.5
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 10.2 Tee Higgins - CIN 4.1
WR K.J. Osborn - MIN 10.6 Kadarius Toney - KC 0.9
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 2.6 Pat Freiermuth - PIT 13.1
K Jason Sanders - MIA 10 Jake Elliott - PHI 11
D Kansas City Chiefs 12 Dallas Cowboys -2
Total 124.58 93.14
Winner Drew Crew

2023-2024 Week 4

Position Skid Marks Points skol! go yikes Points
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 23.38 Anthony Richardson - IND 29.6
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.9 Tony Pollard - DAL 9
RB Najee Harris - PIT 11.3 Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC 2.3
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 16.4 Deebo Samuel - SF 0.6
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 18.5 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 20.8
WR Calvin Austin III - PIT 5.9 Christian Kirk - JAX 16.4
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 9.6 Evan Engram - JAX 12.9
K Tyler Bass - BUF 14 Jake Elliott - PHI 18
D San Francisco 49ers 1 Cleveland Browns 6
Total 113.98 115.6
Winner skol! go yikes
Position Love Me Sexy Points Saquon Deez Nutz Points
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 22.22 Russell Wilson - DEN 22.22
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 24.8 Roschon Johnson - CHI 2.5
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 10.2 Alexander Mattison - MIN 10.8
WR Josh Downs - IND 5.4 Jerry Jeudy - DEN 8.2
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 12.2 Tee Higgins - CIN 3.9
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 31.3 Robert Woods - HOU 5.6
TE Luke Musgrave - GB 1.1 Darren Waller - NYG 5.1
K Matt Gay - IND 1 -
D Denver Broncos 8 Kansas City Chiefs 4
Total 116.22 62.32
Winner Love Me Sexy
Position Scrantonicity 5 Points team web Points
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 23.38 -
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 6 -
RB Matt Breida - NYG 12.8 -
WR Marquise Brown - ARI 16.6 -
WR Darnell Mooney - CHI 9.1 -
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 15.1 -
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 4.4 -
K Jake Elliott - PHI 18 -
D Philadelphia Eagles 3
Total 108.38 0
Winner Scrantonicity 5
Position Adam Schefter's Sources Points Kingpins Of Crime Points
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 8.72 Jordan Love - GB 17.64
RB Miles Sanders - CAR 6.2 Alexander Mattison - MIN 10.8
RB James Cook - BUF 14.7 Alvin Kamara - NO 21.4
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 9.4 Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 Justin Jefferson - MIN 26.5
WR Nico Collins - HOU 35.8 DK Metcalf - SEA 12.4
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 7.3 Evan Engram - JAX 12.9
K Graham Gano - NYG 5 Jason Myers - SEA 6
D San Francisco 49ers 1 Cincinnati Bengals 2
Total 103.32 124.84
Winner Kingpins Of Crime
Position Jerry West’s Office Window Points Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 14.34 Justin Herbert - LAC 23.38
RB AJ Dillon - GB 1.1 Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.9
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 3.9 Zack Moss - IND 9
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 18.5 Tee Higgins - CIN 3.9
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 20.8 Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 Tank Dell - HOU 3.9
TE George Kittle - SF 1.9 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 4.4
K Brandon McManus - JAX 14 Jake Moody - SF 5
D Kansas City Chiefs 4 Philadelphia Eagles 3
Total 93.74 81.68
Winner Jerry West’s Office Window
Position Bob Barker's House of Pain Points She Sucks My Boswell Points
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 16.48 Daniel Jones - NYG 8.72
RB Zack Moss - IND 9 Alexander Mattison - MIN 10.8
RB Jaylen Warren - PIT 11.5 Jerome Ford - CLE 9.5
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 10.7 Calvin Ridley - JAX 11.8
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 7.4 Tutu Atwell - LAR 7.4
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 Zay Flowers - BAL 8
TE Taysom Hill - NO 3.22 Pat Freiermuth - PIT 3.7
K Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 12 Harrison Butker - KC 11
D Pittsburgh Steelers -6 Jacksonville Jaguars 21
Total 79.5 91.92
Winner She Sucks My Boswell
Position Dez Still Caught It Points Southport Skegs Points
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 22.22 Joe Burrow - CIN 4.7
RB James Cook - BUF 14.7 De'Von Achane - MIA 27
RB Najee Harris - PIT 11.3 Alvin Kamara - NO 21.4
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 11.7 Mike Evans - TB 7
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 31.3 Courtland Sutton - DEN 11.7
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 Jerry Jeudy - DEN 8.2
TE Luke Musgrave - GB 1.1 Jake Ferguson - DAL 14.7
K Matt Gay - IND 1 Justin Tucker - BAL 4
D Kansas City Chiefs 4 Philadelphia Eagles 3
Total 112.52 101.7
Winner Dez Still Caught It
Position Gamecocks Points Titan Your Butthole Points
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 22.22 Daniel Jones - NYG 8.72
RB Jerome Ford - CLE 9.5 Dameon Pierce - HOU 11.8
RB Zack Moss - IND 9 Joshua Kelley - LAC 6.5
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 10.7 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 20.8
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 14.8 Jerry Jeudy - DEN 8.2
WR Chris Godwin - TB 19.4 Joshua Palmer - LAC 10.7
TE Darren Waller - NYG 5.1 Pat Freiermuth - PIT 3.7
K Chad Ryland - NE 3 Harrison Butker - KC 11
D San Francisco 49ers 1 Cincinnati Bengals 2
Total 94.72 83.42
Winner Gamecocks
Position The Hens Points Waller? Hardly Know Her Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 13.22 Russell Wilson - DEN 22.22
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 6 Khalil Herbert - CHI 22.2
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.9 Alexander Mattison - MIN 10.8
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 14.8 Jakobi Meyers - LV 5.3
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 5.3 Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 6.7 Tyler Boyd - CIN 6.6
TE George Kittle - SF 1.9 Gerald Everett - LAC 2.9
K Daniel Carlson - LV 5 Dustin Hopkins - CLE 5
D Seattle Seahawks 29
Total 66.82 119.22
Winner Waller? Hardly Know Her
Position Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points Just the tip Jefferson Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 17.64 Kirk Cousins - MIN 9.56
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 27.9 Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.9
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 3.9 Kenneth Gainwell - PHI 6.1
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 10.7 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 4.5
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 11.8 Puka Nacua - LAR 31.3
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 Robert Woods - HOU 5.6
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 4.5 Travis Kelce - KC 12
K Jason Myers - SEA 6 Jake Moody - SF 5
D Kansas City Chiefs 4 San Francisco 49ers 1
Total 101.64 88.96
Winner Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy
Position Endzone Jones Points The Funks Points
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 22.22 Jalen Hurts - PHI 24.16
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 17.9 Javonte Williams - DEN 3.9
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.9 Zack Moss - IND 9
WR DJ Chark Jr. - CAR 4.8 Tyler Boyd - CIN 6.6
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 Rondale Moore - ARI 0
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 12.2 Jordan Addison - MIN 0
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 4.1 Sam LaPorta - DET 9.6
K Jason Myers - SEA 6 Greg Joseph - MIN 3
D Cincinnati Bengals 2 Denver Broncos 8
Total 98.32 64.26
Winner Endzone Jones
Position Lannisters Points The Good Guys Points
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 28.14 Justin Fields - CHI 27.9
RB Matt Breida - NYG 12.8 Khalil Herbert - CHI 22.2
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 27.9 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 9.1
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 2.6 DJ Moore - CHI 27.1
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 7.4 Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2
WR George Pickens - PIT 5.5 Jalin Hyatt - NYG 3
TE David Njoku - CLE 10.6 Luke Musgrave - GB 1.1
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 12 Jake Moody - SF 5
D Seattle Seahawks 29 Carolina Panthers 15
Total 135.94 125.6
Winner Lannisters
Position CobbSlobbers Points Kirk Cochainz Points
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 22.22 Brock Purdy - SF 21.32
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 3.9 Joshua Kelley - LAC 6.5
RB Zack Moss - IND 9 Javonte Williams - DEN 3.9
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 Puka Nacua - LAR 31.3
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 11.7 Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 9.4 Robert Woods - HOU 5.6
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 3.7 Evan Engram - JAX 12.9
K Matt Gay - IND 1 Cairo Santos - CHI 4
D Kansas City Chiefs 4 Kansas City Chiefs 4
Total 80.12 104.72
Winner Kirk Cochainz
Position Krusty Krab Pizzas Points Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points
QB Jameis Winston - NO -2 Anthony Richardson - IND 29.6
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 9 Derrick Henry - TEN 24.38
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 27 Isiah Pacheco - KC 24.8
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 12.2 A.J. Brown - PHI 38.5
WR Jahan Dotson - WAS 12.7 Tank Dell - HOU 3.9
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster - NE 2.4 Michael Thomas - NO 9.3
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 13.2 Dallas Goedert - PHI 4.5
K Dustin Hopkins - CLE 5 Jake Moody - SF 5
D Jacksonville Jaguars 21 Philadelphia Eagles 3
Total 100.5 142.98
Winner Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
Position Pay Day Gray Points The Score-Box Munchers Points
QB Josh Allen - BUF 36.5 Russell Wilson - DEN 22.22
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 10.8 Joe Mixon - CIN 8.6
RB Roschon Johnson - CHI 2.5 Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.9
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 7.4 Joshua Palmer - LAC 10.7
WR Michael Thomas - NO 9.3 Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2
WR Quentin Johnston - LAC 2.8 Tee Higgins - CIN 3.9
TE Travis Kelce - KC 12 Darren Waller - NYG 5.1
K Jason Sanders - MIA 2 Jake Moody - SF 5
D Kansas City Chiefs 4 LA Chargers 16
Total 87.3 100.62
Winner The Score-Box Munchers
Position lansing leopards Points The Realest Points
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 9.56 Kirk Cousins - MIN 9.56
RB Kenneth Gainwell - PHI 6.1 Bijan Robinson - ATL 18.7
RB Ezekiel Elliott - NE 4.2 Zack Moss - IND 9
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 20.8 George Pickens - PIT 5.5
WR Rashee Rice - KC 6.2 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 4.5
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 9.4 Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 14.7 Pat Freiermuth - PIT 3.7
K Jake Moody - SF 5 Matt Gay - IND 1
D San Francisco 49ers 1 Denver Broncos 8
Total 76.96 75.16
Winner lansing leopards
Position Drew Crew Points Freakofnature Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 21.32 Joe Burrow - CIN 4.7
RB Ezekiel Elliott - NE 4.2 James Cook - BUF 14.7
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 10.2 D'Andre Swift - PHI 17.9
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 14.3
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 12.4 Puka Nacua - LAR 31.3
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 12.2 Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2
TE Donald Parham Jr. - LAC 0 Travis Kelce - KC 12
K Graham Gano - NYG 5 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 12
D Jacksonville Jaguars 21 Kansas City Chiefs 4
Total 101.52 126.1
Winner Freakofnature
Position AR5 Fan Club Points Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 21.32 Geno Smith - SEA 9.2
RB Zack Moss - IND 9 Tony Jones - ARI 0
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 3.9 Jerick McKinnon - KC 0.7
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 31.3 Marvin Mims Jr. - DEN 6.7
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 5.3 Kendrick Bourne - NE 5.6
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 12.4 Jayden Reed - GB 10.5
TE Dawson Knox - BUF 2.2 Donald Parham Jr. - LAC 0
K Tyler Bass - BUF 14 Matt Gay - IND 1
D Kansas City Chiefs 4 LA Chargers 16
Total 103.42 49.7
Winner AR5 Fan Club

2023-2024 Week 5

Position AR5 Fan Club Points The Funks Points
QB Jimmy Garoppolo - LV 10.72 Jordan Love - GB 4.98
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 28.4 Brian Robinson - WAS 8.3
RB David Montgomery - DET 20.9 Josh Jacobs - LV 19.9
WR Drake London - ATL 14.68 Terry McLaurin - WAS 8.9
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 20.6 Puka Nacua - LAR 20.1
WR Josh Reynolds - DET 17.6 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 9.8
TE Darren Waller - NYG 16.6 Mark Andrews - BAL 12.5
K Graham Gano - NYG 13 Nick Folk - TEN 12
D Detroit Lions 7 Green Bay Packers 11
Total 149.5 107.48
Winner AR5 Fan Club
Position Drew Crew Points Titan Your Butthole Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 4.98 Anthony Richardson - IND 4.42
RB Gus Edwards - BAL 4.8 Breece Hall - NYJ 28.4
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 21.5 David Montgomery - DET 20.9
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 8.9 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 10.2
WR DJ Moore - CHI 49 Drake London - ATL 14.68
WR Jayden Reed - GB 1.7 Adam Thielen - CAR 27.7
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 15.2 Tyler Higbee - LAR 4
K Anders Carlson - GB 7 Daniel Carlson - LV 5
D Detroit Lions 7 New York Jets 18
Total 120.08 133.3
Winner Titan Your Butthole
Position Adam Schefter's Sources Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB - C.J. Stroud - HOU 14.16
RB - Josh Jacobs - LV 19.9
RB - Kenneth Gainwell - PHI 3.4
WR - Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 52.2
WR - DJ Chark Jr. - CAR 13.2
WR - K.J. Osborn - MIN 9.9
TE - Hunter Henry - NE 0
K - Younghoe Koo - ATL 7
D Atlanta Falcons 0
Total 0 119.76
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas
Position Dez Still Caught It Points Love Me Sexy Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 4.98 Justin Fields - CHI 32.98
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 28.4 Dalvin Cook - NYJ 2.3
RB Matt Breida - NYG 3.4 James Cook - BUF 5.1
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 10.2 Jaylen Waddle - MIA 14.5
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 8.4 Jayden Reed - GB 1.7
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 9.9 Terry McLaurin - WAS 8.9
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 19.7 George Kittle - SF 27.7
K Jason Sanders - MIA 8 Jake Elliott - PHI 11
D Detroit Lions 7 New York Jets 18
Total 99.98 122.18
Winner Love Me Sexy
Position Pay Day Gray Points She Sucks My Boswell Points
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 27.32 Sam Howell - WAS 25.42
RB Aaron Jones - GB 0 David Montgomery - DET 20.9
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 8.4 De'Von Achane - MIA 21.5
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 27.7 -
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 9.8 Rashee Rice - KC 13.3
WR Christian Watson - GB 11.6 Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 6.9
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 4 Sam LaPorta - DET 19.7
K Joey Slye - WAS 8 Chris Boswell - PIT 11
D Tennessee Titans -2 Baltimore Ravens 8
Total 94.82 126.72
Winner She Sucks My Boswell
Position Endzone Jones Points Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 19.24 Matthew Stafford - LAR 16.88
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 15.8 Miles Sanders - CAR 1.2
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 28.4 James Conner - ARI 4.6
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 10.2 Christian Watson - GB 11.6
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 8.4 Zay Flowers - BAL 12.3
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 8.9 Adam Thielen - CAR 27.7
TE Tyler Conklin - NYJ 10.7 Jonnu Smith - ATL 10.7
K Greg Zuerlein - NYJ 18 Daniel Carlson - LV 5
D New York Jets 18 New Orleans Saints 22
Total 137.64 111.98
Winner Endzone Jones
Position Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points The Hens Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 4.98 Jordan Love - GB 4.98
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 13.4 De'Von Achane - MIA 21.5
RB Dameon Pierce - HOU 9.2 Tyler Allgeier - ATL 6
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 8.9 Davante Adams - LV 8.5
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 10.2 Michael Thomas - NO 10.5
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 1.4 Tyler Boyd - CIN 9.9
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 9 Luke Musgrave - GB 9.4
K Jake Elliott - PHI 11 Matt Gay - IND 12
D Detroit Lions 7 Houston Texans 1
Total 75.08 83.78
Winner The Hens
Position Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points Kirk Cochainz Points
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 16.92 Jordan Love - GB 4.98
RB Zack Moss - IND 33.5 Raheem Mostert - MIA 15.8
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 8.3 David Montgomery - DET 20.9
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 1.6 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 22
WR Davante Adams - LV 8.5 Josh Downs - IND 15.7
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 9.9 Kalif Raymond - DET 7.5
TE Hunter Henry - NE 0 Zach Ertz - ARI 9
K Jake Elliott - PHI 11 Matt Prater - ARI 2
D Detroit Lions 7 Detroit Lions 7
Total 96.72 104.88
Winner Kirk Cochainz
Position Freakofnature Points Gamecocks Points
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 16.92 Jordan Love - GB 4.98
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 13.4 Ameer Abdullah - LV 2.5
RB David Montgomery - DET 20.9 Zamir White - LV 0
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 32.1 Davante Adams - LV 8.5
WR Michael Wilson - ARI 2.8 Romeo Doubs - GB 1.4
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 20.5 Christian Watson - GB 11.6
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 5.8 Luke Musgrave - GB 9.4
K Tyler Bass - BUF 2 Daniel Carlson - LV 5
D Detroit Lions 7 Las Vegas Raiders 13
Total 121.42 56.38
Winner Freakofnature
Position Lannisters Points Scrantonicity 5 Points
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 18.74 Lamar Jackson - BAL 9.94
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 13.4 Jaleel McLaughlin - DEN 17.9
RB Zack Moss - IND 33.5 Tyjae Spears - TEN 16.9
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 1.4 Cooper Kupp - LAR 19.8
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 27.7 Rashee Rice - KC 13.3
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 0 Josh Reynolds - DET 17.6
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 20.7 Tyler Conklin - NYJ 10.7
K Jason Myers - SEA 0 Riley Patterson - DET 6
D Carolina Panthers -2 Indianapolis Colts 4
Total 113.44 116.14
Winner Scrantonicity 5
Position lansing leopards Points Skid Marks Points
QB Zach Wilson - NYJ 8.56 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 16.92
RB Dalvin Cook - NYJ 2.3 Devin Singletary - HOU 0
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 21.5 Derrick Henry - TEN 9.2
WR Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL 3.3 Curtis Samuel - WAS 18.5
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 8.9 DJ Moore - CHI 49
WR Quez Watkins - PHI 2.4 Christian Watson - GB 11.6
TE Luke Musgrave - GB 9.4 Dawson Knox - BUF 4.7
K Matt Gay - IND 12 Justin Tucker - BAL 4
D New England Patriots 1 New York Jets 18
Total 69.36 131.92
Winner Skid Marks
Position CobbSlobbers Points Just the tip Jefferson Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 4.98 Jordan Love - GB 4.98
RB Aaron Jones - GB 0 De'Von Achane - MIA 21.5
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 19.9 Ezekiel Elliott - NE 7.8
WR Davante Adams - LV 8.5 A.J. Brown - PHI 18.7
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 20.5 Nico Collins - HOU 6.9
WR Christian Watson - GB 11.6 Kalif Raymond - DET 7.5
TE George Kittle - SF 27.7 Sam LaPorta - DET 19.7
K Daniel Carlson - LV 5 Jason Sanders - MIA 8
D Green Bay Packers 11 Miami Dolphins 12
Total 109.18 107.08
Winner CobbSlobbers
Position team web Points The Good Guys Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 4.98 Zach Wilson - NYJ 8.56
RB AJ Dillon - GB 13.6 Breece Hall - NYJ 28.4
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 19.9 Gus Edwards - BAL 4.8
WR Jayden Reed - GB 1.7 Terry McLaurin - WAS 8.9
WR Hunter Renfrow - LV 1.7 Michael Wilson - ARI 2.8
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 20.5 Christian Watson - GB 11.6
TE Austin Hooper - LV 3.1 Cole Kmet - CHI 15.2
K Anders Carlson - GB 7 Tyler Bass - BUF 2
D Green Bay Packers 11 Indianapolis Colts 4
Total 83.48 86.26
Winner The Good Guys
Position Saquon Deez Nutz Points Southport Skegs Points
QB Zach Wilson - NYJ 8.56 Joshua Dobbs - ARI 8.74
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 28.4 Kenneth Gainwell - PHI 3.4
RB David Montgomery - DET 20.9 Raheem Mostert - MIA 15.8
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 8.4 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 52.2
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 14.4 Adam Thielen - CAR 27.7
WR Josh Downs - IND 15.7 Zay Flowers - BAL 12.3
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 9 Sam LaPorta - DET 19.7
K Matt Gay - IND 12 Younghoe Koo - ATL 7
D Detroit Lions 7 New Orleans Saints 22
Total 124.36 168.84
Winner Southport Skegs
Position Bob Barker's House of Pain Points The Score-Box Munchers Points
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 16.88 Zach Wilson - NYJ 8.56
RB Jaleel McLaughlin - DEN 17.9 David Montgomery - DET 20.9
RB James Conner - ARI 4.6 Bijan Robinson - ATL 11.8
WR Michael Wilson - ARI 2.8 Garrett Wilson - NYJ 8.4
WR Rashee Rice - KC 13.3 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 52.2
WR Nico Collins - HOU 6.9 Marquez Valdes-Scantling - KC 2.2
TE Tyler Conklin - NYJ 10.7 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 10.1
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 6 Matt Prater - ARI 2
D Houston Texans 1 Baltimore Ravens 8
Total 80.08 124.16
Winner The Score-Box Munchers
Position Jerry West’s Office Window Points Waller? Hardly Know Her Points
QB Zach Wilson - NYJ 8.56 Sam Howell - WAS 25.42
RB David Montgomery - DET 20.9 Breece Hall - NYJ 28.4
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 21.5 Brian Robinson - WAS 8.3
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 8.4 Rashee Rice - KC 13.3
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 8.9 Zay Flowers - BAL 12.3
WR Tank Dell - HOU 8.3 Josh Downs - IND 15.7
TE Luke Musgrave - GB 9.4 Dalton Schultz - HOU 19.5
K Anders Carlson - GB 7 Wil Lutz - DEN 7
D New York Jets 18 Miami Dolphins 12
Total 110.96 141.92
Winner Waller? Hardly Know Her
Position Kingpins Of Crime Points Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points
QB Sam Howell - WAS 25.42 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 16.92
RB David Montgomery - DET 20.9 David Montgomery - DET 20.9
RB James Cook - BUF 5.1 Jonathan Taylor - IND 4.4
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 8.9 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 0
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 9.8 Zay Flowers - BAL 12.3
WR DJ Moore - CHI 49 Garrett Wilson - NYJ 8.4
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 9 Sam LaPorta - DET 19.7
K Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 15 Justin Tucker - BAL 4
D Washington Commanders -5 Miami Dolphins 12
Total 138.12 98.62
Winner Kingpins Of Crime
Position skol! go yikes Points The Realest Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 4.98 C.J. Stroud - HOU 14.16
RB David Montgomery - DET 20.9 Joe Mixon - CIN 13.4
RB Aaron Jones - GB 0 Breece Hall - NYJ 28.4
WR Nico Collins - HOU 6.9 Terry McLaurin - WAS 8.9
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 52.2 Nico Collins - HOU 6.9
WR Christian Watson - GB 11.6 DJ Moore - CHI 49
TE George Kittle - SF 27.7 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 3.9
K Nick Folk - TEN 12 Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 15
D Detroit Lions 7 Washington Commanders -5
Total 143.28 134.66
Winner skol! go yikes

2023-2024 Week 6

Position Lannisters Points Adam Schefter's Sources Points
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 22.48 Kirk Cousins - MIN 8.74
RB David Montgomery - DET 4.3 Tyler Allgeier - ATL 5.1
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 9.2 Jonathan Taylor - IND 11.5
WR DJ Moore - CHI 10.1 Jordan Addison - MIN 11.8
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 17.1 K.J. Osborn - MIN 8.8
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 11.6 A.J. Brown - PHI 20.1
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 2.5 Kyle Pitts - ATL 14.3
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 5 Greg Joseph - MIN 11
D Atlanta Falcons 8 Los Angeles Rams 9
Total 90.28 100.34
Winner Adam Schefter's Sources
Position Waller? Hardly Know Her Points Saquon Deez Nutz Points
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 8.74 Dak Prescott - DAL 24.88
RB D'Onta Foreman - CHI 7.7 Isiah Pacheco - KC 15.8
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 15.8 James Cook - BUF 7.1
WR Michael Gallup - DAL 5.4 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 18.7
WR Darnell Mooney - CHI 6.8 Jordan Addison - MIN 11.8
WR Allen Lazard - NYJ 1.8 DJ Chark Jr. - CAR 5.6
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 4.2 Tyler Conklin - NYJ 5.4
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 5 Greg Joseph - MIN 11
D Atlanta Falcons 8 Miami Dolphins 7
Total 63.44 107.28
Winner Saquon Deez Nutz
Position Gamecocks Points Endzone Jones Points
QB Josh Allen - BUF 13.86 Justin Fields - CHI 4.92
RB D'Onta Foreman - CHI 7.7 Isiah Pacheco - KC 15.8
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 11.2 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 23.3
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 20 Calvin Ridley - JAX 6.6
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 13.9 Tyreek Hill - MIA 28.3
WR Brandon Powell - MIN 4.9 Cooper Kupp - LAR 27.8
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 1.2 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 11
K Greg Joseph - MIN 11 Jake Elliott - PHI 2
D Miami Dolphins 7 Buffalo Bills 6
Total 90.76 125.72
Winner Endzone Jones
Position The Realest Points team web Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 24.88 Lamar Jackson - BAL 17.12
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 17.4 Alvin Kamara - NO 17.4
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 16 David Montgomery - DET 4.3
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 11.8 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 30.4
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 13.9 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 11.6
WR Drake London - ATL 21.5 DK Metcalf - SEA 10.9
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 2.9 Sam LaPorta - DET 7.6
K Evan McPherson - CIN 7 Riley Patterson - DET 8
D Atlanta Falcons 8 Detroit Lions 9
Total 123.38 116.32
Winner The Realest
Position The Score-Box Munchers Points AR5 Fan Club Points
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 13.24 Justin Fields - CHI 4.92
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 15.8 Isiah Pacheco - KC 15.8
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 21.8 Kyren Williams - LAR 21.8
WR K.J. Osborn - MIN 8.8 Jordan Addison - MIN 11.8
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 3.1 DJ Moore - CHI 10.1
WR Mike Evans - TB 8.9 Adam Thielen - CAR 28.5
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 2.9 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 11
K Brett Maher - LAR 15 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 8
D Las Vegas Raiders 11 Buffalo Bills 6
Total 100.54 117.92
Winner AR5 Fan Club
Position Jerry West’s Office Window Points CobbSlobbers Points
QB Justin Fields - CHI 4.92 Justin Herbert - LAC 19.08
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 34.2 D'Onta Foreman - CHI 7.7
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 18 Ezekiel Elliott - NE 11.9
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 11.8 Gabe Davis - BUF 3.1
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 6.6 Joshua Palmer - LAC 10
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 14.6 Kendrick Bourne - NE 19.3
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 11 Logan Thomas - WAS 1.2
K Eddy Pineiro - CAR 3 Blake Grupe - NO 9
D Las Vegas Raiders 11 Detroit Lions 9
Total 115.12 90.28
Winner Jerry West’s Office Window
Position Just the tip Jefferson Points Dez Still Caught It Points
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 22.48 Matthew Stafford - LAR 13.24
RB James Cook - BUF 7.1 Isiah Pacheco - KC 15.8
RB Rachaad White - TB 6.8 D'Onta Foreman - CHI 7.7
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 20 Calvin Ridley - JAX 6.6
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 10 Drake London - ATL 21.5
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 4 Josh Downs - IND 13.1
TE Mike Gesicki - NE 5.8 Logan Thomas - WAS 1.2
K Tyler Bass - BUF 2 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 8
D Buffalo Bills 6 Miami Dolphins 7
Total 84.18 94.14
Winner Dez Still Caught It
Position skol! go yikes Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 13.24 Jimmy Garoppolo - LV 8.88
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 17.8 Alvin Kamara - NO 17.4
RB Dameon Pierce - HOU 3.4 Cam Akers - MIN 2.5
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 11.8 Cooper Kupp - LAR 27.8
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 30.4 Joshua Palmer - LAC 10
WR Robert Woods - HOU 7.6 Brandin Cooks - DAL 15
TE Dawson Knox - BUF 4.7 Gerald Everett - LAC 10.8
K Jake Moody - SF 5 Cairo Santos - CHI 9
D Baltimore Ravens 13 Miami Dolphins 7
Total 106.94 108.38
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas
Position Pay Day Gray Points Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 13.8 Brock Purdy - SF 7.7
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 14.2 D'Onta Foreman - CHI 7.7
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 23.3 David Montgomery - DET 4.3
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 10.9 Cooper Kupp - LAR 27.8
WR Jahan Dotson - WAS 0 Tyler Boyd - CIN 16.8
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 6.6 Stefon Diggs - BUF 20
TE Taysom Hill - NO 12.26 Tyler Conklin - NYJ 5.4
K Jake Elliott - PHI 2 Joey Slye - WAS 6
D Miami Dolphins 7 Buffalo Bills 6
Total 90.06 101.7
Winner Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts
Position The Good Guys Points Kingpins Of Crime Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 17.34 Justin Fields - CHI 4.92
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 15.8 Raheem Mostert - MIA 34.2
RB Zack Moss - IND 17.9 Isiah Pacheco - KC 15.8
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 13.9 Josh Downs - IND 13.1
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 16.8 Mike Evans - TB 8.9
WR Quentin Johnston - LAC 0 Gabe Davis - BUF 3.1
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 1.2 Cole Kmet - CHI 2.9
K Jake Elliott - PHI 2 Jake Elliott - PHI 2
D Buffalo Bills 6 Buffalo Bills 6
Total 90.94 90.92
Winner The Good Guys
Position Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points Skid Marks Points
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 17.12 Patrick Mahomes - KC 17.34
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 17.4 Alvin Kamara - NO 17.4
RB James Cook - BUF 7.1 James Cook - BUF 7.1
WR DJ Moore - CHI 10.1 Cooper Kupp - LAR 27.8
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 28.5 Jakobi Meyers - LV 17.1
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 10 -
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 2.9 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 11
K Daniel Carlson - LV 13 Jake Elliott - PHI 2
D Detroit Lions 9 Philadelphia Eagles 7
Total 115.12 106.74
Winner Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
Position Titan Your Butthole Points The Funks Points
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 13.24 Matthew Stafford - LAR 13.24
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 34.2 Bijan Robinson - ATL 13
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 17.4 Cam Akers - MIN 2.5
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 6.6 Cooper Kupp - LAR 27.8
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 6.6 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 18.7
WR Davante Adams - LV 4.9 Christian Kirk - JAX 13.9
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 11 Tyler Higbee - LAR 3.8
K Tyler Bass - BUF 2 Tyler Bass - BUF 2
D Buffalo Bills 6 Las Vegas Raiders 11
Total 101.94 105.94
Winner The Funks
Position Freakofnature Points Bob Barker's House of Pain Points
QB Justin Fields - CHI 4.92 Josh Allen - BUF 13.86
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 34.2 Raheem Mostert - MIA 34.2
RB Miles Sanders - CAR 0 David Montgomery - DET 4.3
WR DJ Moore - CHI 10.1 DK Metcalf - SEA 10.9
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 11.6 Jakobi Meyers - LV 17.1
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 14.1 Jordan Addison - MIN 11.8
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 7.6 Mark Andrews - BAL 10.9
K Joey Slye - WAS 6 Greg Joseph - MIN 11
D Buffalo Bills 6 San Francisco 49ers 6
Total 94.52 120.06
Winner Bob Barker's House of Pain
Position The Hens Points Love Me Sexy Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 24.88 Kirk Cousins - MIN 8.74
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 23.3 Tony Pollard - DAL 17
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 16 Jaleel McLaughlin - DEN 6.2
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 28.5 Joshua Palmer - LAC 10
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 11.8 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 3
WR Kendrick Bourne - NE 19.3 Tank Dell - HOU 0
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 4.2 Dawson Knox - BUF 4.7
K Brett Maher - LAR 15 Greg Joseph - MIN 11
D San Francisco 49ers 6 Minnesota Vikings 22
Total 148.98 82.64
Winner The Hens
Position Scrantonicity 5 Points lansing leopards Points
QB Justin Fields - CHI 4.92 Sam Howell - WAS 18.34
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 14.2 Jerick McKinnon - KC 5
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 13.6 Jeff Wilson Jr. - MIA 0
WR K.J. Osborn - MIN 8.8 K.J. Osborn - MIN 8.8
WR Michael Thomas - NO 9.5 Darnell Mooney - CHI 6.8
WR Drake London - ATL 21.5 Josh Reynolds - DET 8
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 7.6 Zach Ertz - ARI 4.2
K Tyler Bass - BUF 2 Greg Joseph - MIN 11
D San Francisco 49ers 6 Las Vegas Raiders 11
Total 88.12 73.14
Winner Scrantonicity 5
Position Southport Skegs Points Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 8.74 Justin Fields - CHI 4.92
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 11.5 Tony Pollard - DAL 17
RB Latavius Murray - BUF 4.5 David Montgomery - DET 4.3
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 9.4 Keenan Allen - LAC 21.5
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 14.1 Jakobi Meyers - LV 17.1
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 8.8 Jordan Addison - MIN 11.8
TE Jonnu Smith - ATL 13.6 Zach Ertz - ARI 4.2
K Riley Patterson - DET 8 Jake Moody - SF 5
D Minnesota Vikings 22 Buffalo Bills 6
Total 100.64 91.82
Winner Southport Skegs
Position Kirk Cochainz Points Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 14.74 Josh Allen - BUF 13.86
RB D'Onta Foreman - CHI 7.7 D'Andre Swift - PHI 17.8
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 16 Alvin Kamara - NO 17.4
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 13.9 Puka Nacua - LAR 6.6
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 16.8 Calvin Ridley - JAX 6.6
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 11.8 Stefon Diggs - BUF 20
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 1.2 Logan Thomas - WAS 1.2
K Evan McPherson - CIN 7 Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 8
D Las Vegas Raiders 11 Buffalo Bills 6
Total 100.14 97.46
Winner Kirk Cochainz
Position She Sucks My Boswell Points Drew Crew Points
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 14.74 Justin Fields - CHI 4.92
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 15.8 Raheem Mostert - MIA 34.2
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 34.2 Kenneth Walker III - SEA 17.9
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 28.5 Gabe Davis - BUF 3.1
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 18.7 Jakobi Meyers - LV 17.1
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 9.4 Cooper Kupp - LAR 27.8
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 1.2 Dallas Goedert - PHI 9.2
K Tyler Bass - BUF 2 Tyler Bass - BUF 2
D Philadelphia Eagles 7 Los Angeles Rams 9
Total 131.54 125.22
Winner She Sucks My Boswell

2023-2024 Week 7

Position Jerry West’s Office Window Points Dez Still Caught It Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 15.3 Brock Purdy - SF 12.78
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 29.3 Josh Jacobs - LV 5.1
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 8.3 Javonte Williams - DEN 12.6
WR Davante Adams - LV 12.7 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 10.7
WR Christian Watson - GB 5.7 Terry McLaurin - WAS 15
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 7.8 Joshua Palmer - LAC 18.3
TE Evan Engram - JAX 9.5 Dallas Goedert - PHI 18.7
K Tyler Bass - BUF 5 Anders Carlson - GB 5
D Cleveland Browns 12 Las Vegas Raiders 4
Total 105.6 102.18
Winner Jerry West’s Office Window
Position Skid Marks Points Scrantonicity 5 Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 15.3 Patrick Mahomes - KC 33.86
RB Aaron Jones - GB 8.7 Austin Ekeler - LAC 5.6
RB Jerome Ford - CLE 17.4 Javonte Williams - DEN 12.6
WR Elijah Moore - CLE 9.9 Chris Godwin - TB 12.6
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 7.8 Jerry Jeudy - DEN 11.4
WR Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 3.2 Elijah Moore - CLE 9.9
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 7.7 Mark Andrews - BAL 22.3
K Jason Sanders - MIA 6 Harrison Butker - KC 7
D Cleveland Browns 12 Buffalo Bills 1
Total 88 116.26
Winner Scrantonicity 5
Position The Realest Points Kingpins Of Crime Points
QB Geno Smith - SEA 13.76 Lamar Jackson - BAL 33.88
RB Jerome Ford - CLE 17.4 D'Andre Swift - PHI 10.5
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 8.3 Jerome Ford - CLE 17.4
WR Christian Watson - GB 5.7 Christian Watson - GB 5.7
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 18 A.J. Brown - PHI 29.7
WR Mike Evans - TB 20.2 Zay Flowers - BAL 11.5
TE Gerald Everett - LAC 11.6 Dallas Goedert - PHI 18.7
K Wil Lutz - DEN 15 Chris Boswell - PIT 8
D Cleveland Browns 12 Cleveland Browns 12
Total 121.96 147.38
Winner Kingpins Of Crime
Position Pay Day Gray Points Gamecocks Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 12.78 Patrick Mahomes - KC 33.86
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 10.5 Raheem Mostert - MIA 6.1
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 0 Jaylen Warren - PIT 10.1
WR Skyy Moore - KC 3.5 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 16.3
WR George Pickens - PIT 15.7 Keenan Allen - LAC 9.5
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 6.9 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 10.7
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 0 Will Dissly - SEA 0
K Jake Moody - SF 7 Harrison Butker - KC 7
D Tampa Bay Buccaneers 3 Seattle Seahawks 9
Total 59.38 102.56
Winner Gamecocks
Position The Hens Points Kirk Cochainz Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 12.78 Geno Smith - SEA 13.76
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 16 Keaontay Ingram - ARI 0
RB Royce Freeman - LAR 6.6 Isiah Pacheco - KC 16
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 12.3 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 10.7
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 18.3 Marquise Brown - ARI 7.9
WR Jayden Reed - GB 11.1 Elijah Moore - CLE 9.9
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 19.6 Luke Musgrave - GB 7
K Anders Carlson - GB 5 Anders Carlson - GB 5
D Green Bay Packers 1 Seattle Seahawks 9
Total 102.68 79.26
Winner The Hens
Position Titan Your Butthole Points AR5 Fan Club Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 12.78 Sam Howell - WAS 9.46
RB Jerome Ford - CLE 17.4 Jerome Ford - CLE 17.4
RB Aaron Jones - GB 8.7 D'Onta Foreman - CHI 33
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 8.9 Rashee Rice - KC 17
WR Christian Watson - GB 5.7 Romeo Doubs - GB 11
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 18 Marquise Brown - ARI 7.9
TE Darren Waller - NYG 22.8 Dallas Goedert - PHI 18.7
K Jake Elliott - PHI 7 Jake Elliott - PHI 7
D Washington Commanders 8 Las Vegas Raiders 4
Total 109.28 125.46
Winner AR5 Fan Club
Position Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points skol! go yikes Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 12.78 Geno Smith - SEA 13.76
RB Gus Edwards - BAL 21.4 Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.1
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 12.6 Latavius Murray - BUF 4.8
WR Davante Adams - LV 12.7 Davante Adams - LV 12.7
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 7.8 Mike Evans - TB 20.2
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 19.6 Romeo Doubs - GB 11
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 7.7 Logan Thomas - WAS 9.1
K Chris Boswell - PIT 8 Brett Maher - LAR 4
D Seattle Seahawks 9 Washington Commanders 8
Total 111.58 96.66
Winner Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
Position Waller? Hardly Know Her Points Love Me Sexy Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 15.3 Derek Carr - NO 17.44
RB Aaron Jones - GB 8.7 Raheem Mostert - MIA 6.1
RB Zach Evans - LAR 0 James Conner - ARI 0
WR Marquise Brown - ARI 7.9 K.J. Osborn - MIN 9.7
WR Kadarius Toney - KC 2.3 Diontae Johnson - PIT 12.9
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 10.7 Rashee Rice - KC 17
TE David Njoku - CLE 10.4 Dallas Goedert - PHI 18.7
K Graham Gano - NYG 2 Anders Carlson - GB 5
D Las Vegas Raiders 4 Las Vegas Raiders 4
Total 61.3 90.84
Winner Love Me Sexy
Position Freakofnature Points She Sucks My Boswell Points
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 23.26 Matthew Stafford - LAR 14.04
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.1 Aaron Jones - GB 8.7
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 5.1 Josh Jacobs - LV 5.1
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 29.7 Marquise Brown - ARI 7.9
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 6.9 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 10.7
WR Jerry Jeudy - DEN 11.4 Drake London - ATL 11.4
TE Mark Andrews - BAL 22.3 Dallas Goedert - PHI 18.7
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 13 Jason Myers - SEA 9
D San Francisco 49ers -3 Buffalo Bills 1
Total 121.76 86.54
Winner Freakofnature
Position The Good Guys Points Adam Schefter's Sources Points
QB Sam Howell - WAS 9.46 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 10.34
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 21 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 27.6
RB D'Onta Foreman - CHI 33 Aaron Jones - GB 8.7
WR Marquise Brown - ARI 7.9 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 10.7
WR Rashee Rice - KC 17 DeVonta Smith - PHI 8.9
WR Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 3.2 George Pickens - PIT 15.7
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 4.9 Cole Kmet - CHI 0
K Dustin Hopkins - CLE 22 Jason Sanders - MIA 6
D Las Vegas Raiders 4 Las Vegas Raiders 4
Total 122.46 91.94
Winner The Good Guys
Position The Score-Box Munchers Points Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 12.78 Jordan Love - GB 15.3
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 6.1 Brian Robinson - WAS 8.3
RB Jordan Mason - SF 0 Jerome Ford - CLE 17.4
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 12.3 Joshua Palmer - LAC 18.3
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 8.9 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 10.7
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 10.7 Marquise Brown - ARI 7.9
TE George Kittle - SF 13 Michael Mayer - LV 3.3
K Jake Elliott - PHI 7 Tyler Bass - BUF 5
D San Francisco 49ers -3 Washington Commanders 8
Total 67.78 94.2
Winner Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts
Position Saquon Deez Nutz Points CobbSlobbers Points
QB Geno Smith - SEA 13.76 Brock Purdy - SF 12.78
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 10.5 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 27.6
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 12.6 Rachaad White - TB 15.9
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 7.8 Zay Flowers - BAL 11.5
WR Christian Watson - GB 5.7 Marquise Brown - ARI 7.9
WR Rashee Rice - KC 17 Terry McLaurin - WAS 15
TE Michael Mayer - LV 3.3 Mark Andrews - BAL 22.3
K Tyler Bass - BUF 5 Dustin Hopkins - CLE 22
D Las Vegas Raiders 4 Washington Commanders 8
Total 79.66 142.98
Winner CobbSlobbers
Position The Funks Points Drew Crew Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 12.78 Russell Wilson - DEN 13.86
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 15.1 Antonio Gibson - WAS 5.1
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.1 Alvin Kamara - NO 29.3
WR Rashee Rice - KC 17 Amari Cooper - CLE 4.2
WR George Pickens - PIT 15.7 Christian Kirk - JAX 19
WR Jameson Williams - DET 0 Skyy Moore - KC 3.5
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 18.7 David Njoku - CLE 10.4
K Joey Slye - WAS 1 Cairo Santos - CHI 8
D Los Angeles Rams 2 Seattle Seahawks 9
Total 95.38 102.36
Winner Drew Crew
Position lansing leopards Points Lannisters Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 12.78 Geno Smith - SEA 13.76
RB James Cook - BUF 19.2 Brian Robinson - WAS 8.3
RB David Montgomery - DET 0 Raheem Mostert - MIA 6.1
WR Davante Adams - LV 12.7 Stefon Diggs - BUF 17.8
WR Chris Olave - NO 12.7 Mike Evans - TB 20.2
WR Mack Hollins - ATL 0 Christian Watson - GB 5.7
TE George Kittle - SF 13 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 19.6
K Jason Sanders - MIA 6 Jake Elliott - PHI 7
D Detroit Lions -7 Las Vegas Raiders 4
Total 69.38 102.46
Winner Lannisters
Position Endzone Jones Points Bob Barker's House of Pain Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 15.3 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 10.34
RB AJ Dillon - GB 11.5 Josh Jacobs - LV 5.1
RB Najee Harris - PIT 15.8 Aaron Jones - GB 8.7
WR Marquise Brown - ARI 7.9 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 10.7
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 4.2 DeVonta Smith - PHI 8.9
WR Van Jefferson - ATL 1.5 Terry McLaurin - WAS 15
TE George Kittle - SF 13 Sam LaPorta - DET 11.2
K Harrison Butker - KC 7 Jake Elliott - PHI 7
D Cleveland Browns 12 Buffalo Bills 1
Total 88.2 77.94
Winner Endzone Jones
Position Southport Skegs Points Just the tip Jefferson Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 15.3 Geno Smith - SEA 13.76
RB Ke'Shawn Vaughn - TB 0.7 Saquon Barkley - NYG 18.8
RB Ezekiel Elliott - NE 9.1 AJ Dillon - GB 11.5
WR Davante Adams - LV 12.7 Cooper Kupp - LAR 6.9
WR Drake London - ATL 11.4 DJ Moore - CHI 13.4
WR Jayden Reed - GB 11.1 Skyy Moore - KC 3.5
TE Darren Waller - NYG 22.8 Logan Thomas - WAS 9.1
K Joey Slye - WAS 1 Riley Patterson - DET 0
D Chicago Bears 18 Cleveland Browns 12
Total 102.1 88.96
Winner Southport Skegs
Position team web Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 21.02 Jordan Love - GB 15.3
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 6.2 Isiah Pacheco - KC 16
RB Cam Akers - MIN 8.1 Kareem Hunt - CLE 15.1
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 31.3 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 23.2
WR Jauan Jennings - SF 10.4 Tutu Atwell - LAR 10.1
WR K.J. Osborn - MIN 9.7 Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL 9.9
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 19.6 David Njoku - CLE 10.4
K Greg Joseph - MIN 12 Jason Sanders - MIA 6
D Minnesota Vikings 8 Los Angeles Rams 2
Total 126.32 108
Winner team web
Position Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 23.26 Brock Purdy - SF 12.78
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 5.1 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 27.6
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 16 Saquon Barkley - NYG 18.8
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 10.7 A.J. Brown - PHI 29.7
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 11.5 Amari Cooper - CLE 4.2
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 7.8 Christian Watson - GB 5.7
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 18.7 Gerald Everett - LAC 11.6
K Graham Gano - NYG 2 Jason Sanders - MIA 6
D Tampa Bay Buccaneers 3 Las Vegas Raiders 4
Total 98.06 120.38
Winner Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy

2023-2024 Week 8

Position Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points Love Me Sexy Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 12.9 Matthew Stafford - LAR 11.38
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 29.8 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 7 Rachaad White - TB 17.9
WR Nico Collins - HOU 7 Stefon Diggs - BUF 16
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 16.8 DJ Moore - CHI 9.5
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 16.5 Davante Adams - LV 2.1
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 20.8 Logan Thomas - WAS 16.4
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 16 Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 1
D Philadelphia Eagles -3 LA Chargers 10
Total 123.8 114.18
Winner Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy
Position Gamecocks Points She Sucks My Boswell Points
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 24.02 C.J. Stroud - HOU 12.9
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 7
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 21.3 Gus Edwards - BAL 29.4
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 Amari Cooper - CLE 14.9
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 17.3 Gabe Davis - BUF 23.7
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 6.9 Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL 0
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 7.6 Darren Waller - NYG 1.4
K Evan McPherson - CIN 9 Cameron Dicker - LAC 16
D Baltimore Ravens 6 Miami Dolphins 8
Total 137.22 113.3
Winner Gamecocks
Position Freakofnature Points Pay Day Gray Points
QB Baker Mayfield - TB 21.38 Jared Goff - DET 12.68
RB Cam Akers - MIN 9.5 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 12.2 Josh Jacobs - LV 16.8
WR Mike Evans - TB 12.9 Davante Adams - LV 2.1
WR Drake London - ATL 10.5 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 16.8
WR Josh Downs - IND 14.2 Kalif Raymond - DET 4.2
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 17.5 Michael Mayer - LV 2.9
K Chris Boswell - PIT 4 Daniel Carlson - LV 2
D Jacksonville Jaguars 12 Detroit Lions 14
Total 114.18 101.38
Winner Freakofnature
Position CobbSlobbers Points Southport Skegs Points
QB Jared Goff - DET 12.68 Justin Herbert - LAC 24.02
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 21.3 Derrick Henry - TEN 16.2
RB Royce Freeman - LAR 10.4 Joe Mixon - CIN 20
WR Nico Collins - HOU 7 DJ Moore - CHI 9.5
WR Rashee Rice - KC 9.6 Equanimeous St. Brown - CHI 0
WR Rondale Moore - ARI 4.1 Jameson Williams - DET 3.6
TE Trey McBride - ARI 25.5 David Njoku - CLE 17.7
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 13 Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 1
D New York Jets 10 Detroit Lions 14
Total 113.58 106.02
Winner CobbSlobbers
Position Kingpins Of Crime Points Scrantonicity 5 Points
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 24.02 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 21.76
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 15.8 Alvin Kamara - NO 27
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 6.5 Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR 11.5
WR Chris Olave - NO 9.6 Keenan Allen - LAC 14.9
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 2.9 Christian Kirk - JAX 8.6
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 25.2 Tank Dell - HOU 6.1
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 14.7 Evan Engram - JAX 16.8
K Jason Sanders - MIA 7 Justin Tucker - BAL 8
D LA Chargers 10 Seattle Seahawks 8
Total 115.72 122.66
Winner Scrantonicity 5
Position Dez Still Caught It Points Kirk Cochainz Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 28.06 C.J. Stroud - HOU 12.9
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 13.7 Kareem Hunt - CLE 13.7
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 6.9 Zay Flowers - BAL 6.9
WR Christian Watson - GB 6.3 Michael Thomas - NO 10.8
WR Rashid Shaheed - NO 24.3 Christian Watson - GB 6.3
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 14.7 Dallas Goedert - PHI 7.6
K Riley Patterson - DET 17 Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 1
D LA Chargers 10 Baltimore Ravens 6
Total 150.86 95.1
Winner Dez Still Caught It
Position Skid Marks Points The Realest Points
QB Josh Allen - BUF 29.06 Justin Herbert - LAC 24.02
RB Kenneth Gainwell - PHI 5.6 Alexander Mattison - MIN 4.3
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 29.8 Dameon Pierce - HOU 4.6
WR Kendrick Bourne - NE 12.6 Tee Higgins - CIN 11.9
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 33 Rashid Shaheed - NO 24.3
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 16.8 Josh Downs - IND 14.2
TE Travis Kelce - KC 11.8 Logan Thomas - WAS 16.4
K Evan McPherson - CIN 9 Blake Grupe - NO 8
D Baltimore Ravens 6 New York Jets 10
Total 153.66 117.72
Winner Skid Marks
Position Just the tip Jefferson Points Saquon Deez Nutz Points
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 11.98 Desmond Ridder - ATL 3.44
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 23.3 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9
RB Miles Sanders - CAR 0 Gus Edwards - BAL 29.4
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 15.9 Rashid Shaheed - NO 24.3
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 6.9 Jakobi Meyers - LV 2.9
WR Josh Downs - IND 14.2 Romeo Doubs - GB 11.8
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 20.8 Kyle Pitts - ATL 6.5
K Jake Elliott - PHI 10 Blake Grupe - NO 8
D Atlanta Falcons 2 Seattle Seahawks 8
Total 105.08 124.24
Winner Saquon Deez Nutz
Position Jerry West’s Office Window Points The Hens Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 12.9 Lamar Jackson - BAL 11.98
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 23.3 Derrick Henry - TEN 16.2
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 21.3 Gus Edwards - BAL 29.4
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 16 Puka Nacua - LAR 7.3
WR Mike Evans - TB 12.9 Calvin Ridley - JAX 14.3
WR Michael Thomas - NO 10.8 Rashid Shaheed - NO 24.3
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 19.7 Sam LaPorta - DET 19.7
K Jake Elliott - PHI 10 Justin Tucker - BAL 8
D LA Chargers 10 Detroit Lions 14
Total 136.9 145.18
Winner The Hens
Position AR5 Fan Club Points Endzone Jones Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 12.9 Mac Jones - NE 12.24
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 7 Dameon Pierce - HOU 4.6
RB Craig Reynolds - DET 7.6 Jamaal Williams - NO 4.8
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 14.9 Christian Kirk - JAX 8.6
WR Nico Collins - HOU 7 A.J. Brown - PHI 33
WR Chris Olave - NO 9.6 Jordan Addison - MIN 21.4
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 2.5 Hayden Hurst - CAR 0
K Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 1 Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 1
D New York Jets 10 LA Chargers 10
Total 72.5 95.64
Winner Endzone Jones
Position Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points The Funks Points
QB Josh Allen - BUF 29.06 Jared Goff - DET 12.68
RB James Cook - BUF 8.3 Dameon Pierce - HOU 4.6
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9 Gus Edwards - BAL 29.4
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 8.6 A.J. Brown - PHI 33
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 10.9 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 16.8
WR Rashee Rice - KC 9.6 Chris Olave - NO 9.6
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 17.5 Hunter Henry - NE 5.8
K Lucas Havrisik - LAR 7 Daniel Carlson - LV 2
D Cincinnati Bengals 4 Miami Dolphins 8
Total 124.86 121.88
Winner Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts
Position Adam Schefter's Sources Points team web Points
QB Tyson Bagent - CHI 11.18 -
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 6.7 -
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 15.8 -
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 14.3 -
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 14.9 -
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 10.9 -
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 20.8 -
K Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 1 -
D Baltimore Ravens 6
Total 101.58 0
Winner Adam Schefter's Sources
Position Krusty Krab Pizzas Points The Good Guys Points
QB Sam Howell - WAS 30.98 Tyson Bagent - CHI 11.18
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 10.7 Dameon Pierce - HOU 4.6
RB Jeff Wilson Jr. - MIA 5.7 Jerome Ford - CLE 4.9
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 7.3 Michael Thomas - NO 10.8
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 11.8 Calvin Ridley - JAX 14.3
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 16.5 Elijah Moore - CLE 5
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 6.5 Taysom Hill - NO 22.46
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 13 Harrison Butker - KC 11
D Cleveland Browns 4 Miami Dolphins 8
Total 106.48 92.24
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas
Position Drew Crew Points The Score-Box Munchers Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 12.9 C.J. Stroud - HOU 12.9
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 6.7 Miles Sanders - CAR 0
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 33 Terry McLaurin - WAS 17.3
WR Nico Collins - HOU 7 Josh Downs - IND 14.2
WR Kendrick Bourne - NE 12.6 Michael Gallup - DAL 4
TE George Kittle - SF 23.9 Luke Musgrave - GB 2.9
K Chris Boswell - PIT 4 Younghoe Koo - ATL 12
D Baltimore Ravens 6 Jacksonville Jaguars 12
Total 136 105.2
Winner Drew Crew
Position lansing leopards Points skol! go yikes Points
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 11.98 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 21.76
RB D'Onta Foreman - CHI 4.6 Alvin Kamara - NO 27
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 6.7 Gus Edwards - BAL 29.4
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 5.4 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 41
WR Drake London - ATL 10.5 Zay Flowers - BAL 6.9
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 21.4 Rashee Rice - KC 9.6
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 2.5 Jake Ferguson - DAL 14.7
K Harrison Butker - KC 11 Chris Boswell - PIT 4
D Jacksonville Jaguars 12 New York Jets 10
Total 86.08 164.36
Winner skol! go yikes
Position Lannisters Points Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 5.6 Justin Herbert - LAC 24.02
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 21.3 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 13.7 Alexander Mattison - MIN 4.3
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 16.8 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 25.2
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 25.1 Jakobi Meyers - LV 2.9
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 5.4 Chris Godwin - TB 17.8
TE George Kittle - SF 23.9 George Kittle - SF 23.9
K Matt Gay - IND 10 Jake Elliott - PHI 10
D San Francisco 49ers 1 New York Jets 10
Total 122.8 148.02
Winner Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
Position Bob Barker's House of Pain Points Titan Your Butthole Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 12.9 Lamar Jackson - BAL 11.98
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 7 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 25.9
RB Dameon Pierce - HOU 4.6 Isiah Pacheco - KC 6.7
WR George Pickens - PIT 9.2 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 16.8
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 17.6 DJ Moore - CHI 9.5
WR Drake London - ATL 10.5 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 25.2
TE Jonnu Smith - ATL 2.3 Dallas Goedert - PHI 7.6
K Blake Grupe - NO 8 Blake Grupe - NO 8
D Seattle Seahawks 8 Seattle Seahawks 8
Total 80.1 119.68
Winner Titan Your Butthole
Position Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points Waller? Hardly Know Her Points
QB Jared Goff - DET 12.68 Justin Herbert - LAC 24.02
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 23.3 Dameon Pierce - HOU 4.6
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9 Gus Edwards - BAL 29.4
WR Davante Adams - LV 2.1 DJ Moore - CHI 9.5
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 25.2 Jahan Dotson - WAS 24.8
WR DJ Moore - CHI 9.5 Christian Kirk - JAX 8.6
TE Travis Kelce - KC 11.8 Hayden Hurst - CAR 0
K Harrison Butker - KC 11 Blake Grupe - NO 8
D Seattle Seahawks 8 New York Jets 10
Total 133.48 118.92
Winner Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined

2023-2024 Week 9

Position Titan Your Butthole Points She Sucks My Boswell Points
QB Derek Carr - NO 16.74 Derek Carr - NO 16.74
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 14.3 Jonathan Taylor - IND 17.9
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 2.7 Chuba Hubbard - CAR 10.7
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 8.4 Diontae Johnson - PIT 22
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 6 Nico Collins - HOU 14.4
WR Rashee Rice - KC 9.7 Garrett Wilson - NYJ 13
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1
K Dustin Hopkins - CLE 10 Nick Folk - TEN 11
D New Orleans Saints 12 Cleveland Browns 23
Total 95.94 144.84
Winner She Sucks My Boswell
Position Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points lansing leopards Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 28.36 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 12.42
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 14.3 Tyler Allgeier - ATL 11
RB Zack Moss - IND 2.6 Gus Edwards - BAL 17.2
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 19 Stefon Diggs - BUF 22.6
WR Demario Douglas - NE 10.5 Amari Cooper - CLE 24.9
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 8.6 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 28.1
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1 Dallas Goedert - PHI 8
K Blake Grupe - NO 8 Blake Grupe - NO 8
D New England Patriots 4 New Orleans Saints 12
Total 111.46 144.22
Winner lansing leopards
Position The Score-Box Munchers Points The Funks Points
QB Baker Mayfield - TB 19 Derek Carr - NO 16.74
RB Rachaad White - TB 27.9 Saquon Barkley - NYG 14.3
RB James Cook - BUF 7.9 Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR 5.5
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 22 Christian Watson - GB 4.7
WR Demario Douglas - NE 10.5 Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 13.5
WR Michael Thomas - NO 0 Josh Downs - IND 2
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1 Travis Kelce - KC 4.4
K Matt Gay - IND 11 Justin Tucker - BAL 14
D Minnesota Vikings 4 New Orleans Saints 12
Total 118.4 87.14
Winner The Score-Box Munchers
Position Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points Gamecocks Points
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 11.48 Deshaun Watson - CLE 18.96
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 11 Devin Singletary - HOU 4.6
RB Rachaad White - TB 27.9 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 22.9
WR Chris Olave - NO 16.6 Chris Olave - NO 16.6
WR Demario Douglas - NE 10.5 Amari Cooper - CLE 24.9
WR Josh Downs - IND 2 Rashid Shaheed - NO 5.2
TE Mark Andrews - BAL 17 Jake Ferguson - DAL 22.1
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 19 Justin Tucker - BAL 14
D Cleveland Browns 23 Cleveland Browns 23
Total 138.48 152.26
Winner Gamecocks
Position Just the tip Jefferson Points Jerry West’s Office Window Points
QB Deshaun Watson - CLE 18.96 Derek Carr - NO 16.74
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 10 Josh Jacobs - LV 21.8
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 22.9 Isiah Pacheco - KC 6.6
WR Charlie Jones - CIN 0 Jakobi Meyers - LV 13.5
WR Chris Olave - NO 16.6 George Pickens - PIT 1.9
WR Davante Adams - LV 7.4 DeVonta Smith - PHI 14.1
TE Taysom Hill - NO 20.62 Mark Andrews - BAL 17
K Matt Gay - IND 11 Matt Gay - IND 11
D LA Chargers 26 New Orleans Saints 12
Total 133.48 114.64
Winner Just the tip Jefferson
Position The Realest Points The Good Guys Points
QB Derek Carr - NO 16.74 Dak Prescott - DAL 28.36
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 17.9 Josh Jacobs - LV 21.8
RB Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR 5.5 Kareem Hunt - CLE 9.8
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 24.9 Amari Cooper - CLE 24.9
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 22 DeVonta Smith - PHI 14.1
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 6.8 Garrett Wilson - NYJ 13
TE Taysom Hill - NO 20.62 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1
K Eddy Pineiro - CAR 8 Evan McPherson - CIN 6
D New England Patriots 4 Baltimore Ravens 15
Total 126.46 149.06
Winner The Good Guys
Position Waller? Hardly Know Her Points CobbSlobbers Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 28.36 Josh Allen - BUF 24.72
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 17.9 Devin Singletary - HOU 4.6
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 9.8 Alvin Kamara - NO 11
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 1.7 Tank Dell - HOU 29.6
WR Demario Douglas - NE 10.5 Chris Olave - NO 16.6
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 13 Jordan Addison - MIN 10.2
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1
K Eddy Pineiro - CAR 8 Justin Tucker - BAL 14
D New York Giants -1 Baltimore Ravens 15
Total 104.36 141.82
Winner CobbSlobbers
Position Drew Crew Points Bob Barker's House of Pain Points
QB Sam Howell - WAS 17.7 Justin Herbert - LAC 7.14
RB James Cook - BUF 7.9 Breece Hall - NYJ 10
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 11.7 Alexander Mattison - MIN 17.3
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 19 DJ Moore - CHI 5.4
WR Chris Olave - NO 16.6 Stefon Diggs - BUF 22.6
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 8.4 Gabe Davis - BUF 0
TE Gerald Everett - LAC 3.8 C.J. Uzomah - NYJ 3.1
K Nick Folk - TEN 11 Tyler Bass - BUF 4
D Cleveland Browns 23 LA Chargers 26
Total 119.1 95.54
Winner Drew Crew
Position Pay Day Gray Points AR5 Fan Club Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 28.36 Gardner Minshew - IND 9.58
RB James Cook - BUF 7.9 Pierre Strong Jr. - CLE 1.2
RB Michael Carter - NYJ 8.4 Jonathan Taylor - IND 17.9
WR Allen Lazard - NYJ 3.8 Chris Godwin - TB 3.6
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 19.6 Michael Thomas - NO 0
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 22.6 Deonte Harty - BUF 0
TE Darren Waller - NYG 0 Taysom Hill - NO 20.62
K Matt Gay - IND 11 Harrison Butker - KC 3
D Indianapolis Colts 27 Cleveland Browns 23
Total 128.66 78.9
Winner Pay Day Gray
Position Scrantonicity 5 Points Adam Schefter's Sources Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 41.8 Baker Mayfield - TB 19
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 17.9 Kenneth Walker III - SEA 2.7
RB Zack Moss - IND 2.6 Bijan Robinson - ATL 5.9
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 2.1 Mike Evans - TB 12.7
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 6.2 Puka Nacua - LAR 6.2
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 6.6 Terry McLaurin - WAS 12.3
TE David Njoku - CLE 12.6 Trey McBride - ARI 5.2
K Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 6 Cameron Dicker - LAC 11
D Cleveland Browns 23 New Orleans Saints 12
Total 118.8 87
Winner Scrantonicity 5
Position The Hens Points Saquon Deez Nutz Points
QB Derek Carr - NO 16.74 Derek Carr - NO 16.74
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 17.9 Jonathan Taylor - IND 17.9
RB AJ Dillon - GB 5.3 Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR 5.5
WR Chris Olave - NO 16.6 Chris Olave - NO 16.6
WR Demario Douglas - NE 10.5 Tyler Boyd - CIN 8.6
WR Elijah Moore - CLE 3.4 Diontae Johnson - PIT 22
TE Hunter Henry - NE 13.9 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 11 Eddy Pineiro - CAR 8
D Minnesota Vikings 4 New York Giants -1
Total 99.34 110.44
Winner Saquon Deez Nutz
Position Lannisters Points Kingpins Of Crime Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 28.36 -
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 21 -
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 5.9 -
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 6.8 -
WR Chris Olave - NO 16.6 -
WR Nico Collins - HOU 14.4 -
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 8 -
K Tyler Bass - BUF 4 -
D Cleveland Browns 23
Total 128.06 0
Winner Lannisters
Position Freakofnature Points Endzone Jones Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 28.36 Dak Prescott - DAL 28.36
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 11 Chuba Hubbard - CAR 10.7
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 9.8 Jonathan Taylor - IND 17.9
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 28.1 JuJu Smith-Schuster - NE 11.1
WR Rashee Rice - KC 9.7 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 28.1
WR Quentin Johnston - LAC 3.6 Demario Douglas - NE 10.5
TE Taysom Hill - NO 20.62 Cade Otton - TB 23
K Dustin Hopkins - CLE 10 Chad Ryland - NE 6
D New Orleans Saints 12 Baltimore Ravens 15
Total 133.18 150.66
Winner Endzone Jones
Position team web Points skol! go yikes Points
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 22.32 Lamar Jackson - BAL 11.48
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 0 James Cook - BUF 7.9
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 10 Devin Singletary - HOU 4.6
WR Drake London - ATL 0 Adam Thielen - CAR 7.9
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 28.1 Tank Dell - HOU 29.6
WR DJ Chark Jr. - CAR 8.9 Demario Douglas - NE 10.5
TE C.J. Uzomah - NYJ 3.1 Taysom Hill - NO 20.62
K Ryan Succop - TB 0 Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 6
D Cincinnati Bengals 5 Las Vegas Raiders 18
Total 77.42 116.6
Winner skol! go yikes
Position Dez Still Caught It Points Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points
QB Gardner Minshew - IND 9.58 Lamar Jackson - BAL 11.48
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 10.7 Breece Hall - NYJ 10
RB Jerome Ford - CLE 12.7 Rachaad White - TB 27.9
WR Chris Olave - NO 16.6 Cooper Kupp - LAR 6.8
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 19 Rashee Rice - KC 9.7
WR Demario Douglas - NE 10.5 Demario Douglas - NE 10.5
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1 Cole Kmet - CHI 23.5
K Blake Grupe - NO 8 Younghoe Koo - ATL 19
D New Orleans Saints 12 Atlanta Falcons 8
Total 115.18 126.88
Winner Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy
Position Love Me Sexy Points Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 22.32 Bryce Young - CAR 9.02
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 9.4 Saquon Barkley - NYG 14.3
RB Gus Edwards - BAL 17.2 Chuba Hubbard - CAR 10.7
WR George Pickens - PIT 1.9 Garrett Wilson - NYJ 13
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 12.5 Brandin Cooks - DAL 1.7
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 19 Keenan Allen - LAC 15.7
TE Gerald Everett - LAC 3.8 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1
K Evan McPherson - CIN 6 Matt Gay - IND 11
D New Orleans Saints 12 Las Vegas Raiders 18
Total 104.12 109.52
Winner Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined
Position Skid Marks Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB Derek Carr - NO 16.74 Gardner Minshew - IND 9.58
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 9.8 Breece Hall - NYJ 10
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 10.7 Antonio Gibson - WAS 12.6
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 22 Stefon Diggs - BUF 22.6
WR Rashid Shaheed - NO 5.2 DeVonta Smith - PHI 14.1
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 12.3 Rondale Moore - ARI 1.8
TE David Njoku - CLE 12.6 Trey McBride - ARI 5.2
K Jason Myers - SEA 3 Cameron Dicker - LAC 11
D New Orleans Saints 12 Dallas Cowboys 4
Total 104.34 90.88
Winner Skid Marks
Position Southport Skegs Points Kirk Cochainz Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 41.8 Derek Carr - NO 16.74
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 21.8 Devin Singletary - HOU 4.6
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 22.9 Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR 5.5
WR Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL 14.6 Chris Olave - NO 16.6
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 24.9 Demario Douglas - NE 10.5
WR Michael Thomas - NO 0 Rashee Rice - KC 9.7
TE Hunter Henry - NE 13.9 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1
K Jake Elliott - PHI 4 Jason Myers - SEA 3
D New England Patriots 4 Atlanta Falcons 8
Total 147.9 90.74
Winner Southport Skegs

2023-2024 Week 10

Position Endzone Jones Points The Score-Box Munchers Points
QB Will Levis - TEN 5.96 Jared Goff - DET 21.12
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 13.2 Austin Ekeler - LAC 21.5
RB James Cook - BUF 12 Alvin Kamara - NO 18.5
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 5.7 Stefon Diggs - BUF 6.4
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 30.5 Deebo Samuel - SF 15.9
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 23.2 Tank Dell - HOU 18.9
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1 Sam LaPorta - DET 8
K Evan McPherson - CIN 11 Justin Tucker - BAL 7
D Seattle Seahawks 4 Dallas Cowboys 11
Total 121.66 128.32
Winner The Score-Box Munchers
Position Kingpins Of Crime Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 19.04 Lamar Jackson - BAL 13.02
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 12.7 Austin Ekeler - LAC 21.5
RB Tyler Allgeier - ATL 4.8 David Montgomery - DET 17.6
WR Tank Dell - HOU 18.9 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 5.7
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 39.5 Gabe Davis - BUF 9.6
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 14.4 Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 2.6
TE Taysom Hill - NO 4.3 Mark Andrews - BAL 6.4
K Evan McPherson - CIN 11 Evan McPherson - CIN 11
D Chicago Bears 8 Baltimore Ravens 13
Total 132.64 100.42
Winner Kingpins Of Crime
Position She Sucks My Boswell Points skol! go yikes Points
QB Geno Smith - SEA 24.06 Brock Purdy - SF 23.84
RB Damien Harris - BUF 0 Jonathan Taylor - IND 14.5
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 12.5 Tyler Allgeier - ATL 4.8
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 5.7 Keenan Allen - LAC 40.5
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 16.8 Tyler Boyd - CIN 19.7
WR Tank Dell - HOU 18.9 Tyler Lockett - SEA 23.2
TE Taysom Hill - NO 4.3 Dalton Schultz - HOU 11.1
K Evan McPherson - CIN 11 Evan McPherson - CIN 11
D Dallas Cowboys 11 Seattle Seahawks 4
Total 104.26 152.64
Winner skol! go yikes
Position Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points team web Points
QB Geno Smith - SEA 24.06 Josh Allen - BUF 14.38
RB Damien Harris - BUF 0 James Cook - BUF 12
RB Tyler Allgeier - ATL 4.8 Javonte Williams - DEN 21
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 19.7 Courtland Sutton - DEN 17.3
WR Marvin Mims Jr. - DEN -0.3 Stefon Diggs - BUF 6.4
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 5.7 Gabe Davis - BUF 9.6
TE Evan Engram - JAX 5.2 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 5 Tyler Bass - BUF 2
D Baltimore Ravens 13 Buffalo Bills 6
Total 77.16 104.78
Winner team web
Position Lannisters Points Skid Marks Points
QB Derek Carr - NO 5.4 Joe Burrow - CIN 19.88
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 26.2 Austin Ekeler - LAC 21.5
RB James Cook - BUF 12 Josh Jacobs - LV 12.7
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 18.3 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 23.4
WR Rashid Shaheed - NO 7.4 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 16.4
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 19.7 Adam Thielen - CAR 10.2
TE Taysom Hill - NO 4.3 George Kittle - SF 20.6
K Evan McPherson - CIN 11 Riley Patterson - DET 12
D New York Jets 10 Dallas Cowboys 11
Total 114.3 147.68
Winner Skid Marks
Position Dez Still Caught It Points Saquon Deez Nutz Points
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 28.42 Baker Mayfield - TB 18.32
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 5.5 D'Onta Foreman - CHI 17.2
RB Tyler Allgeier - ATL 4.8 Tony Pollard - DAL 5.5
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 16.8 Mike Evans - TB 26.3
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 5.7 Courtland Sutton - DEN 17.3
WR Jahan Dotson - WAS 0 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 9.3
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 11.1 Taysom Hill - NO 4.3
K Jason Myers - SEA 21 Brandon McManus - JAX 3
D Dallas Cowboys 11 Dallas Cowboys 11
Total 104.32 112.22
Winner Saquon Deez Nutz
Position Bob Barker's House of Pain Points Pay Day Gray Points
QB Geno Smith - SEA 24.06 Sam Howell - WAS 24.18
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 5.5 Austin Ekeler - LAC 21.5
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 17.6 Breece Hall - NYJ 10.5
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 9.3 Marquise Brown - ARI 3.8
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 39.5 Tyler Lockett - SEA 23.2
WR Davante Adams - LV 14.6 Garrett Wilson - NYJ 18.3
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 9 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1
K Daniel Carlson - LV 14 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 7
D Dallas Cowboys 11 Denver Broncos 7
Total 144.56 131.58
Winner Bob Barker's House of Pain
Position Titan Your Butthole Points Freakofnature Points
QB Josh Allen - BUF 14.38 Josh Allen - BUF 14.38
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 3 Breece Hall - NYJ 10.5
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 17.6 Aaron Jones - GB 9.4
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 6.4 Stefon Diggs - BUF 6.4
WR Mike Evans - TB 26.3 Tyler Boyd - CIN 19.7
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 14.4 Davante Adams - LV 14.6
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 11.1 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 30.4
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 5 Justin Tucker - BAL 7
D Las Vegas Raiders 6 New York Jets 10
Total 104.18 122.38
Winner Freakofnature
Position Adam Schefter's Sources Points Waller? Hardly Know Her Points
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 2.1 Geno Smith - SEA 24.06
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 12.7 James Cook - BUF 12
RB David Montgomery - DET 17.6 Tyler Allgeier - ATL 4.8
WR Tank Dell - HOU 18.9 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 5.7
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 14.4 Calvin Ridley - JAX 4
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 2.7 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 9.3
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 11.1 Irv Smith Jr. - CIN 1.6
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 5 Chase McLaughlin - TB 8
D Buffalo Bills 6 Chicago Bears 8
Total 90.5 77.46
Winner Adam Schefter's Sources
Position The Realest Points Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points
QB Josh Allen - BUF 14.38 Josh Allen - BUF 14.38
RB Aaron Jones - GB 9.4 Breece Hall - NYJ 10.5
RB Rachaad White - TB 17.8 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 13.2
WR Marquise Brown - ARI 3.8 Mike Evans - TB 26.3
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 17.3 Christian Kirk - JAX 14.4
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 18.3 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 9.3
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 11.1 Taysom Hill - NO 4.3
K Chase McLaughlin - TB 8 Tyler Bass - BUF 2
D Seattle Seahawks 4 Buffalo Bills 6
Total 104.08 100.38
Winner The Realest
Position AR5 Fan Club Points Drew Crew Points
QB Josh Allen - BUF 14.38 Justin Herbert - LAC 28.42
RB James Cook - BUF 12 D'Onta Foreman - CHI 17.2
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 17.6 Joe Mixon - CIN 12.5
WR Demario Douglas - NE 14.4 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 5.7
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 5.7 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 14.5
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 16.4 Tyler Boyd - CIN 19.7
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1 Kyle Pitts - ATL 6
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 5 Evan McPherson - CIN 11
D Dallas Cowboys 11 New York Jets 10
Total 112.58 125.02
Winner Drew Crew
Position The Good Guys Points Scrantonicity 5 Points
QB Jared Goff - DET 21.12 Baker Mayfield - TB 18.32
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 17.6 Tony Pollard - DAL 5.5
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 13.2 Jaylen Warren - PIT 19
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 5.7 DK Metcalf - SEA 16.8
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 16.4 George Pickens - PIT 7.5
WR Tank Dell - HOU 18.9 Christian Watson - GB 4.3
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 11.1 Dalton Schultz - HOU 11.1
K Nick Folk - TEN 6 Evan McPherson - CIN 11
D Dallas Cowboys 11 Dallas Cowboys 11
Total 121.02 104.52
Winner The Good Guys
Position Just the tip Jefferson Points Kirk Cochainz Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 37.86 Russell Wilson - DEN 18.72
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 3 Alvin Kamara - NO 18.5
RB Latavius Murray - BUF 14.9 Joe Mixon - CIN 12.5
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 30.5 Mike Evans - TB 26.3
WR Tank Dell - HOU 18.9 Terry McLaurin - WAS 7.3
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 19.7 Diontae Johnson - PIT 2.7
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 12.6 Taysom Hill - NO 4.3
K Justin Tucker - BAL 7 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 7
D Dallas Cowboys 11 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12
Total 155.46 109.32
Winner Just the tip Jefferson
Position Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points Southport Skegs Points
QB Sam Howell - WAS 24.18 Gardner Minshew - IND 5.66
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 5.5 Kareem Hunt - CLE 9.2
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 13.2 James Conner - ARI 7.3
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 7.3 Jordan Addison - MIN 10.9
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 5.7 Curtis Samuel - WAS 2.6
WR Drake London - ATL 6.6 DK Metcalf - SEA 16.8
TE David Njoku - CLE 11.8 Taysom Hill - NO 4.3
K Brandon McManus - JAX 3 Matt Gay - IND 6
D Chicago Bears 8 Pittsburgh Steelers 6
Total 85.28 68.76
Winner Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts
Position Jerry West’s Office Window Points Love Me Sexy Points
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 19.88 Bryce Young - CAR 9.2
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 14.5 Jonathan Taylor - IND 14.5
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 17.6 Josh Jacobs - LV 12.7
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 4 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 30.5
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 5.7 Jerry Jeudy - DEN 6.5
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 23.4 Mike Evans - TB 26.3
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 9 Jonnu Smith - ATL 1.1
K Evan McPherson - CIN 11 Eddy Pineiro - CAR 7
D Dallas Cowboys 11 Carolina Panthers 9
Total 116.08 116.8
Winner Love Me Sexy
Position Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points The Hens Points
QB Jared Goff - DET 21.12 Baker Mayfield - TB 18.32
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 12.5 Breece Hall - NYJ 10.5
RB Jaylen Warren - PIT 19 Jaylen Warren - PIT 19
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 16.4 Tyler Lockett - SEA 23.2
WR Brandon Powell - MIN 7.5 Deebo Samuel - SF 15.9
WR Chris Godwin - TB 9.4 Khalil Shakir - BUF 3.4
TE Taysom Hill - NO 4.3 Trey McBride - ARI 21.1
K Justin Tucker - BAL 7 Jason Myers - SEA 21
D Pittsburgh Steelers 6 Pittsburgh Steelers 6
Total 103.22 138.42
Winner The Hens
Position CobbSlobbers Points The Funks Points
QB Sam Howell - WAS 24.18 Justin Herbert - LAC 28.42
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 20.2 Christian McCaffrey - SF 20.2
RB David Montgomery - DET 17.6 Aaron Jones - GB 9.4
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 23.4 Nico Collins - HOU 0
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 14.5 Mike Evans - TB 26.3
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 4 K.J. Osborn - MIN 0
TE Jonnu Smith - ATL 1.1 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 9 Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 0
D Pittsburgh Steelers 6 New York Jets 10
Total 119.98 110.42
Winner CobbSlobbers
Position Gamecocks Points lansing leopards Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 37.86 Justin Herbert - LAC 28.42
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 12.5 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 6.4
RB Najee Harris - PIT 18.6 Josh Jacobs - LV 12.7
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 39.5 DK Metcalf - SEA 16.8
WR Drake London - ATL 6.6 Adam Thielen - CAR 10.2
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 9.6 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 16.4
TE Taysom Hill - NO 4.3 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 9 Tyler Bass - BUF 2
D Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12 Baltimore Ravens 13
Total 149.96 122.02
Winner Gamecocks

2023-2024 Week 11

Position Dez Still Caught It Points CobbSlobbers Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 15.34 Dorian Thompson-Robinson - CLE 6.6
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 1.5 Derrick Henry - TEN 5.4
RB Devin Singletary - HOU 19.8 James Cook - BUF 19.2
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 9.5 Jaylen Waddle - MIA 9.5
WR Mike Evans - TB 15.3 DK Metcalf - SEA 20.4
WR Tank Dell - HOU 28.9 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 21.7
TE Trey McBride - ARI 9.3 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 9.5
K Joey Slye - WAS 8 Matt Prater - ARI 6
D Buffalo Bills 21 Buffalo Bills 21
Total 128.64 119.3
Winner Dez Still Caught It
Position Freakofnature Points AR5 Fan Club Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 15.34 Jared Goff - DET 13.74
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 21.5 Tony Pollard - DAL 18
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 5.4 Aaron Jones - GB 2.7
WR Tank Dell - HOU 28.9 Davante Adams - LV 21.2
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 15.9 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 26.6
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 7.4 Terry McLaurin - WAS 9.3
TE Trey McBride - ARI 9.3 Luke Musgrave - GB 6.8
K Jake Elliott - PHI 3 Daniel Carlson - LV 8
D Miami Dolphins 13 Denver Broncos 7
Total 119.74 113.34
Winner Freakofnature
Position Gamecocks Points Bob Barker's House of Pain Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 15.34 Sam Howell - WAS 17.74
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 20.2 Brian Robinson - WAS 20.2
RB Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR 12.9 Christian McCaffrey - SF 21.3
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 2.1 A.J. Brown - PHI 1.8
WR Tank Dell - HOU 28.9 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 21.7
WR Curtis Samuel - WAS 1.5 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 15.9
TE David Njoku - CLE 12.6 Travis Kelce - KC 15.4
K Jason Sanders - MIA 11 Wil Lutz - DEN 17
D Minnesota Vikings 4 Jacksonville Jaguars 9
Total 108.54 140.04
Winner Bob Barker's House of Pain
Position Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points Drew Crew Points
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 8.74 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 17.6
RB Gus Edwards - BAL 21 David Montgomery - DET 17.8
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 10.1 Najee Harris - PIT 4.6
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 7.4 Tank Dell - HOU 28.9
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 7 Marquise Brown - ARI 3.2
WR Tank Dell - HOU 28.9 Calvin Ridley - JAX 31.1
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 5 Evan Engram - JAX 6.9
K Justin Tucker - BAL 11 Brandon McManus - JAX 10
D Pittsburgh Steelers 8 Miami Dolphins 13
Total 107.14 133.1
Winner Drew Crew
Position lansing leopards Points Adam Schefter's Sources Points
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 18.9 C.J. Stroud - HOU 15.34
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 21.3 Christian McCaffrey - SF 21.3
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 18 Rachaad White - TB 17.8
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 2.1 Cooper Kupp - LAR 2.1
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 9.2 Stefon Diggs - BUF 6.7
WR Nico Collins - HOU 13.5 Robert Woods - HOU 9.4
TE Trey McBride - ARI 9.3 George Kittle - SF 22.9
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 9 Tyler Bass - BUF 17
D Buffalo Bills 21 Washington Commanders 11
Total 122.3 123.54
Winner Adam Schefter's Sources
Position Love Me Sexy Points Kirk Cochainz Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 16.16 Patrick Mahomes - KC 16.88
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 21.3 Tony Pollard - DAL 18
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 18.3 Aaron Jones - GB 2.7
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 1.8 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 21.7
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.4 Deebo Samuel - SF 9.2
WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling - KC 0 DeVonta Smith - PHI 15.9
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 9.5 Trey McBride - ARI 9.3
K Harrison Butker - KC 6 Riley Patterson - DET 3
D Detroit Lions 6 Buffalo Bills 21
Total 94.46 117.68
Winner Kirk Cochainz
Position Waller? Hardly Know Her Points Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 16.88 Geno Smith - SEA 13.22
RB Ty Chandler - MIN 15 Aaron Jones - GB 2.7
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 18 Devin Singletary - HOU 19.8
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 9.3 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 26.6
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 9.2 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 15.9
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 7.4 Jaylen Waddle - MIA 9.5
TE Trey McBride - ARI 9.3 Travis Kelce - KC 15.4
K Brandon McManus - JAX 10 Harrison Butker - KC 6
D Washington Commanders 11 Washington Commanders 11
Total 106.08 120.12
Winner Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy
Position Saquon Deez Nutz Points Jerry West’s Office Window Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 15.34 Lamar Jackson - BAL 23.96
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 20.2 Saquon Barkley - NYG 30
RB Ty Chandler - MIN 15 Aaron Jones - GB 2.7
WR Tank Dell - HOU 28.9 Tyreek Hill - MIA 30.6
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 9.2 Deebo Samuel - SF 9.2
WR Jayden Reed - GB 19.2 Marquise Brown - ARI 3.2
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 6.8 Trey McBride - ARI 9.3
K Evan McPherson - CIN 10 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 9
D Washington Commanders 11 Detroit Lions 6
Total 135.64 123.96
Winner Saquon Deez Nutz
Position Scrantonicity 5 Points Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 26.72 C.J. Stroud - HOU 15.34
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 19.7 Brian Robinson - WAS 20.2
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 10.1 De'Von Achane - MIA 1.5
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 7.2 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 26.6
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 15.9 Nico Collins - HOU 13.5
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 15.9 Jordan Addison - MIN 7.4
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 10.6 Trey McBride - ARI 9.3
K Jake Moody - SF 9 Brandon McManus - JAX 10
D Pittsburgh Steelers 8 Pittsburgh Steelers 8
Total 123.12 111.84
Winner Scrantonicity 5
Position skol! go yikes Points Lannisters Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 15.34 Jared Goff - DET 13.74
RB Ty Chandler - MIN 15 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 8.9
RB Jerick McKinnon - KC 3.5 James Conner - ARI 8.3
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 2.1 Justin Jefferson - MIN 0
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 0 Deebo Samuel - SF 9.2
WR Noah Brown - HOU 0 DeVonta Smith - PHI 15.9
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 2.7 Trey McBride - ARI 9.3
K Jason Myers - SEA 15 Dustin Hopkins - CLE 7
D Pittsburgh Steelers 8 Washington Commanders 11
Total 61.64 83.34
Winner Lannisters
Position Southport Skegs Points Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points
QB Jared Goff - DET 13.74 -
RB Rachaad White - TB 17.8 -
RB Jerome Ford - CLE 11.9 -
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 6.7 -
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 31.1 -
WR Michael Gallup - DAL 6.1 -
TE George Kittle - SF 22.9 -
K Chase McLaughlin - TB 2 -
D Houston Texans 8
Total 120.24 0
Winner Southport Skegs
Position team web Points Kingpins Of Crime Points
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 17.6 Joshua Dobbs - MIN 16.94
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 5.4 Rachaad White - TB 17.8
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 21.3 Gus Edwards - BAL 21
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 30.6 Noah Brown - HOU 0
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 27.6 Cooper Kupp - LAR 2.1
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 18.7 Diontae Johnson - PIT 3.6
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 8.8 George Kittle - SF 22.9
K Jake Moody - SF 9 Jake Moody - SF 9
D San Francisco 49ers 11 Miami Dolphins 13
Total 150 106.34
Winner team web
Position The Funks Points She Sucks My Boswell Points
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 23.96 Justin Fields - CHI 21.16
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 5.4 James Conner - ARI 8.3
RB Devin Singletary - HOU 19.8 Devin Singletary - HOU 19.8
WR Tank Dell - HOU 28.9 Terry McLaurin - WAS 9.3
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 31.1 Chris Godwin - TB 9.9
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 9.5 Elijah Moore - CLE 12
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 11.2 Trey McBride - ARI 9.3
K Jason Myers - SEA 15 Dustin Hopkins - CLE 7
D Washington Commanders 11 Pittsburgh Steelers 8
Total 155.86 104.76
Winner The Funks
Position The Good Guys Points Skid Marks Points
QB Joshua Dobbs - MIN 16.94 Jalen Hurts - PHI 18.9
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 18 Breece Hall - NYJ 18.3
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 7 Saquon Barkley - NYG 30
WR Noah Brown - HOU 0 Tyreek Hill - MIA 30.6
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 21.7 DK Metcalf - SEA 20.4
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 16.6 DeVonta Smith - PHI 15.9
TE Trey McBride - ARI 9.3 Dalton Schultz - HOU 11.2
K Brandon McManus - JAX 10 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 9
D Cleveland Browns 8 Detroit Lions 6
Total 107.54 160.3
Winner Skid Marks
Position The Hens Points Just the tip Jefferson Points
QB Sam Howell - WAS 17.74 C.J. Stroud - HOU 15.34
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 20.2 Jerome Ford - CLE 11.9
RB Keaton Mitchell - BAL 5.1 Tony Pollard - DAL 18
WR Tank Dell - HOU 28.9 Amari Cooper - CLE 7.4
WR Rashee Rice - KC 8.2 DK Metcalf - SEA 20.4
WR Christian Watson - GB 10.2 Jahan Dotson - WAS 11.3
TE Michael Mayer - LV 8.6 Donald Parham Jr. - LAC 9.7
K Greg Joseph - MIN 8 Dustin Hopkins - CLE 7
D New York Giants 19 Detroit Lions 6
Total 125.94 107.04
Winner The Hens
Position The Realest Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB Sam Howell - WAS 17.74 Jared Goff - DET 13.74
RB Devin Singletary - HOU 19.8 Brian Robinson - WAS 20.2
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 7.3 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 8.9
WR Jahan Dotson - WAS 11.3 A.J. Brown - PHI 1.8
WR Tank Dell - HOU 28.9 Tank Dell - HOU 28.9
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 26.6 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 26.6
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 6.8 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 10.6
K Brandon McManus - JAX 10 Chris Boswell - PIT 4
D Pittsburgh Steelers 8 Pittsburgh Steelers 8
Total 136.44 122.74
Winner The Realest
Position Titan Your Butthole Points The Score-Box Munchers Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 15.34 Kyler Murray - ARI 21.66
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 6.1 Brian Robinson - WAS 20.2
RB Devin Singletary - HOU 19.8 Aaron Jones - GB 2.7
WR Tank Dell - HOU 28.9 Cooper Kupp - LAR 2.1
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 9.2 Nico Collins - HOU 13.5
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 15.9 Marquise Brown - ARI 3.2
TE Trey McBride - ARI 9.3 Jake Ferguson - DAL 6.2
K Justin Tucker - BAL 11 Matt Ammendola - HOU 3
D Detroit Lions 6 Cleveland Browns 8
Total 121.54 80.56
Winner Titan Your Butthole
Position Pay Day Gray Points Endzone Jones Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 16.88 Brock Purdy - SF 26.72
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 7.3 Brian Robinson - WAS 20.2
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 2.6 Devin Singletary - HOU 19.8
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 7.4 Rashee Rice - KC 8.2
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 9.2 Tank Dell - HOU 28.9
WR Mike Evans - TB 15.3 Dontayvion Wicks - GB 12.1
TE Cade Otton - TB 8.9 Trey McBride - ARI 9.3
K Harrison Butker - KC 6 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 9
D New York Jets 1 Miami Dolphins 13
Total 74.58 147.22
Winner Endzone Jones

2023-2024 Week 12

Position Just the tip Jefferson Points Waller? Hardly Know Her Points
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 34.5 Lamar Jackson - BAL 14.98
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 38.4 Jerome Ford - CLE 11.9
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 25.9 Derrick Henry - TEN 20.6
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 23.6 Gabe Davis - BUF 22.5
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 7.9 Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL 6.4
WR Jalen Nailor - MIN 0 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7
TE Stephen Carlson - CHI 0 Evan Engram - JAX 9.9
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 6 Jason Sanders - MIA 12
D Pittsburgh Steelers 11 New England Patriots 13
Total 147.3 131.98
Winner Just the tip Jefferson
Position skol! go yikes Points The Good Guys Points
QB Joshua Dobbs - MIN 4.5 Lamar Jackson - BAL 14.98
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 38.4 Saquon Barkley - NYG 6.2
RB Zach Charbonnet - SEA 9.8 D'Andre Swift - PHI 9.4
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 25.4 DK Metcalf - SEA 6.2
WR Marquise Brown - ARI 14.8 Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL 6.4
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 6.1 Puka Nacua - LAR 6.7
TE Chigoziem Okonkwo - TEN 8.5 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 16
K Matt Prater - ARI -1 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 9
D Dallas Cowboys 14 Kansas City Chiefs 1
Total 120.5 75.88
Winner skol! go yikes
Position Love Me Sexy Points Southport Skegs Points
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 34.5 Kenny Pickett - PIT 11.62
RB Khalil Herbert - CHI 5.8 Samaje Perine - DEN 13.6
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 20.6 Isiah Pacheco - KC 25.9
WR Christian Watson - GB 20.4 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 7.9
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 17.3 Marquise Brown - ARI 14.8
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 13 Tyler Boyd - CIN 5.3
TE Isaiah Likely - BAL 8 Dawson Knox - BUF 0
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 6 Zane Gonzalez - SF 0
D Miami Dolphins 23 Arizona Cardinals -6
Total 148.6 73.12
Winner Love Me Sexy
Position Kirk Cochainz Points Titan Your Butthole Points
QB Justin Fields - CHI 10.58 Jalen Hurts - PHI 34.5
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 38.4 Austin Ekeler - LAC 9.4
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 6.2 Kyren Williams - LAR 38.4
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7 A.J. Brown - PHI 14.7
WR Tank Dell - HOU 17.2 Josh Downs - IND 9.3
WR DJ Moore - CHI 22.4 Chris Godwin - TB 7.5
TE David Njoku - CLE 11.9 Evan Engram - JAX 9.9
K Justin Tucker - BAL 9 Matt Prater - ARI -1
D Tennessee Titans 11 Minnesota Vikings 10
Total 147.38 132.7
Winner Kirk Cochainz
Position She Sucks My Boswell Points The Score-Box Munchers Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 26.62 Will Levis - TEN 7.1
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 38.4 James Conner - ARI 7.2
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 2.2 Jonathan Taylor - IND 21.1
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 12.1 Calvin Ridley - JAX 21.9
WR Darnell Mooney - CHI 2.6 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7
WR Christian Watson - GB 20.4 Jordan Addison - MIN 9.9
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 1.2 Taysom Hill - NO 8.1
K Jake Elliott - PHI 9 Greg Joseph - MIN 4
D New England Patriots 13 Arizona Cardinals -6
Total 125.52 94
Winner She Sucks My Boswell
Position Pay Day Gray Points Saquon Deez Nutz Points
QB Justin Fields - CHI 10.58 Lamar Jackson - BAL 14.98
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 20.6 Josh Jacobs - LV 22.5
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 6.2 Jerome Ford - CLE 11.9
WR Chris Olave - NO 18.4 Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL 6.4
WR Chris Godwin - TB 7.5 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 7.9 Brandin Cooks - DAL 17.2
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 16 Isaiah Likely - BAL 8
K Dustin Hopkins - CLE 6 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 9
D Cleveland Browns 5 New England Patriots 13
Total 98.18 123.68
Winner Saquon Deez Nutz
Position AR5 Fan Club Points Gamecocks Points
QB Joshua Dobbs - MIN 4.5 -
RB Rachaad White - TB 13 -
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 8.3 -
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 17.3 -
WR Darnell Mooney - CHI 2.6 -
WR Josh Downs - IND 9.3 -
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 4.5 -
K Matt Gay - IND 9 -
D Miami Dolphins 23
Total 91.5 0
Winner AR5 Fan Club
Position CobbSlobbers Points The Hens Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 30.86 Joshua Dobbs - MIN 4.5
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 9.4 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 11.3
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 21.1 Najee Harris - PIT 15.9
WR Mike Evans - TB 25 Mike Evans - TB 25
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 19.4 Christian Kirk - JAX 12.9
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 10.6 Amari Cooper - CLE 3.6
TE Evan Engram - JAX 9.9 Isaiah Likely - BAL 8
K Evan McPherson - CIN 5 Matt Prater - ARI -1
D Philadelphia Eagles -2 New Orleans Saints 3
Total 129.26 83.2
Winner CobbSlobbers
Position Skid Marks Points team web Points
QB Kyler Murray - ARI 20.44 Justin Fields - CHI 10.58
RB David Montgomery - DET 15.1 Ty Chandler - MIN 2.1
RB Zach Charbonnet - SEA 9.8 Kene Nwangwu - MIN 0
WR Chris Olave - NO 18.4 DJ Moore - CHI 22.4
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 7.9 Brandon Powell - MIN 7.7
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 21.9 Darnell Mooney - CHI 2.6
TE Trey McBride - ARI 13 Cole Kmet - CHI 11.3
K Jake Moody - SF 7 Cairo Santos - CHI 13
D Pittsburgh Steelers 11
Total 124.54 69.68
Winner Skid Marks
Position Kingpins Of Crime Points lansing leopards Points
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 34.5 Josh Allen - BUF 39.66
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 30.9 Jonathan Taylor - IND 21.1
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 20.6 Alvin Kamara - NO 15.9
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 17.4 A.J. Brown - PHI 14.7
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 6.7 Tank Dell - HOU 17.2
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 17.2 Mike Evans - TB 25
TE Travis Kelce - KC 15.1 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 16
K Matt Ammendola - HOU 1 Jake Elliott - PHI 9
D Kansas City Chiefs 1 Minnesota Vikings 10
Total 144.4 168.56
Winner lansing leopards
Position Freakofnature Points Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 20.82 Kyler Murray - ARI 20.44
RB Zach Charbonnet - SEA 9.8 Christian McCaffrey - SF 30.9
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 8 Jaylen Warren - PIT 7.2
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 10.6 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7 Nico Collins - HOU 23.4
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 7.9 Tyler Lockett - SEA 6
TE David Njoku - CLE 11.9 Isaiah Likely - BAL 8
K Harrison Butker - KC 7 Cairo Santos - CHI 13
D New England Patriots 13 Minnesota Vikings 10
Total 109.72 139.64
Winner Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts
Position Bob Barker's House of Pain Points The Funks Points
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 34.5 Dak Prescott - DAL 32.24
RB Rachaad White - TB 13 Tony Pollard - DAL 22.3
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 9.4 Zach Charbonnet - SEA 9.8
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 12.1
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 6.7 Romeo Doubs - GB 6.7
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 6 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 8.8 George Kittle - SF 4.9
K Chad Ryland - NE 0 Riley Patterson - DET 0
D Miami Dolphins 23 Dallas Cowboys 14
Total 122.1 122.74
Winner The Funks
Position Endzone Jones Points Scrantonicity 5 Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 30.86 Kyler Murray - ARI 20.44
RB Rachaad White - TB 13 Rachaad White - TB 13
RB Chase Edmonds - TB 1.1 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 12.6
WR Khalil Shakir - BUF 7.7 A.J. Brown - PHI 14.7
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 22.5 Rashid Shaheed - NO 2.9
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 13 Courtland Sutton - DEN 9.1
TE Evan Engram - JAX 9.9 Jake Ferguson - DAL 4.5
K Nick Folk - TEN 7 Nick Folk - TEN 7
D Kansas City Chiefs 1 Miami Dolphins 23
Total 106.06 107.24
Winner Scrantonicity 5
Position Dez Still Caught It Points Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 14.98 Joshua Dobbs - MIN 4.5
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 27.3 Ty Chandler - MIN 2.1
RB Rachaad White - TB 13 Khalil Herbert - CHI 5.8
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 19.4 K.J. Osborn - MIN 6.4
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 4.8 Brandon Powell - MIN 7.7
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 23.6 Equanimeous St. Brown - CHI 0
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 16 Cole Kmet - CHI 11.3
K Brandon McManus - JAX 13 Cairo Santos - CHI 13
D New England Patriots 13 Minnesota Vikings 10
Total 145.08 60.8
Winner Dez Still Caught It
Position Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points Lannisters Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 20.82 Jalen Hurts - PHI 34.5
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 15.9 Jonathan Taylor - IND 21.1
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 20.6 Javonte Williams - DEN 10.1
WR Mike Evans - TB 25 Davante Adams - LV 12.3
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 12.9 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 12.1
WR Tank Dell - HOU 17.2 Courtland Sutton - DEN 9.1
TE David Njoku - CLE 11.9 Kyle Pitts - ATL 4.2
K Chris Boswell - PIT 11 Wil Lutz - DEN 9
D Tennessee Titans 11 Pittsburgh Steelers 11
Total 146.32 123.4
Winner Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy
Position Adam Schefter's Sources Points Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 14.98 Kyler Murray - ARI 20.44
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 9.4 Jerome Ford - CLE 11.9
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 20.6 Kyren Williams - LAR 38.4
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 12.1 Cooper Kupp - LAR 4.8
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 7.9
WR Chris Olave - NO 18.4 Josh Downs - IND 9.3
TE Evan Engram - JAX 9.9 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 16
K Matt Gay - IND 9 Harrison Butker - KC 7
D New York Giants 13 Tennessee Titans 11
Total 128.08 126.74
Winner Adam Schefter's Sources
Position Jerry West’s Office Window Points The Realest Points
QB Josh Allen - BUF 39.66 Kyler Murray - ARI 20.44
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 9.4 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 21.7
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 20.6 Derrick Henry - TEN 20.6
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 22.6 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 12.1
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 14.7 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 7.9
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 9 Demario Douglas - NE 10.9
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 8.8 Trey McBride - ARI 13
K Justin Tucker - BAL 9 Matt Prater - ARI -1
D Miami Dolphins 23 Minnesota Vikings 10
Total 156.76 115.64
Winner Jerry West’s Office Window
Position Drew Crew Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB Kyler Murray - ARI 20.44 Josh Allen - BUF 39.66
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 38.4 Rachaad White - TB 13
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 9.4 Saquon Barkley - NYG 6.2
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7 Josh Downs - IND 9.3
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 6.7 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7
WR Chris Godwin - TB 7.5 Mike Evans - TB 25
TE Trey McBride - ARI 13 Travis Kelce - KC 15.1
K Matt Gay - IND 9 Wil Lutz - DEN 9
D New York Giants 13 New England Patriots 13
Total 138.14 150.96
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas

2023-2024 Week 13

Position Freakofnature Points Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 7.98 Trevor Lawrence - JAX 25.12
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 17.3 Najee Harris - PIT 9.7
RB Zack Moss - IND 7.7 Chuba Hubbard - CAR 22.4
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 10.2 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 32.6
WR Christian Watson - GB 27.6 Terry McLaurin - WAS 0
WR George Pickens - PIT 12.6 Josh Downs - IND 4.4
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 0 Jake Ferguson - DAL 19.7
K Riley Patterson - DET 9 Evan McPherson - CIN 12
D Atlanta Falcons 16 Cleveland Browns -2
Total 108.38 123.92
Winner Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy
Position Kingpins Of Crime Points Dez Still Caught It Points
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 19.2 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 19.2
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 20.2 Derrick Henry - TEN 25
RB Jaylen Warren - PIT 6.5 Kyren Williams - LAR 20.2
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 12.9 Tyreek Hill - MIA 32.3
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 10.8 Deebo Samuel - SF 35.8
WR Curtis Samuel - WAS 10.5 Diontae Johnson - PIT 13.3
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 5.9 Evan Engram - JAX 23.2
K Matt Gay - IND 14 Younghoe Koo - ATL 8
D Tampa Bay Buccaneers 8 Atlanta Falcons 16
Total 108 193
Winner Dez Still Caught It
Position Lannisters Points Drew Crew Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 16.06 Dak Prescott - DAL 28.26
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 28.9 Tony Pollard - DAL 17.3
RB Najee Harris - PIT 9.7 Javonte Williams - DEN 10
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 27.5 Diontae Johnson - PIT 13.3
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 0 Garrett Wilson - NYJ 8
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 13.3 Drake London - ATL 1.8
TE Evan Engram - JAX 23.2 Tyler Higbee - LAR 5.5
K Harrison Butker - KC 7 Riley Patterson - DET 9
D Tampa Bay Buccaneers 8 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 8
Total 133.66 101.16
Winner Lannisters
Position lansing leopards Points Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 13 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 19.2
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 20.2 Rachaad White - TB 19.6
RB Zack Moss - IND 7.7 Bijan Robinson - ATL 10.9
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 32.3 Tyreek Hill - MIA 32.3
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 31.62 DeVonta Smith - PHI 24.6
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 0 Deebo Samuel - SF 35.8
TE Travis Kelce - KC 12.1 George Kittle - SF 10.8
K Nick Folk - TEN 9 Jason Sanders - MIA 10
D Atlanta Falcons 16 Pittsburgh Steelers 4
Total 141.92 167.2
Winner Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined
Position Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points The Score-Box Munchers Points
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 15.84 -
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 17.3 -
RB Jaylen Warren - PIT 6.5 -
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 10.2 -
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 32.3 -
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 0 -
TE David Njoku - CLE 3.7 -
K Jason Sanders - MIA 10 -
D Atlanta Falcons 16
Total 111.84 0
Winner Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
Position Pay Day Gray Points Love Me Sexy Points
QB Jake Browning - CIN 26.66 Jordan Love - GB 23.68
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 29.7 Jaylen Warren - PIT 6.5
RB Tank Bigsby - JAX 0 David Montgomery - DET 12.5
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 31.62 DK Metcalf - SEA 37.4
WR Zay Jones - JAX 12.8 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 31.62
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 6.6 Deebo Samuel - SF 35.8
TE Evan Engram - JAX 23.2 Dalton Schultz - HOU 0
K Brandon McManus - JAX 7 Brandon McManus - JAX 7
D Jacksonville Jaguars -2 Atlanta Falcons 16
Total 135.58 170.5
Winner Love Me Sexy
Position Saquon Deez Nutz Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 19.2 Brock Purdy - SF 29.46
RB Najee Harris - PIT 9.7 Jerome Ford - CLE 14.2
RB Devin Singletary - HOU 5 Zach Charbonnet - SEA 16.9
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 32.3 Deebo Samuel - SF 35.8
WR Jonathan Mingo - CAR 12.9 Drake London - ATL 1.8
WR Curtis Samuel - WAS 10.5 Tee Higgins - CIN 6.6
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 5.9 Sam LaPorta - DET 29
K Nick Folk - TEN 9 Brandon McManus - JAX 7
D Los Angeles Rams 6 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 8
Total 110.5 148.76
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas
Position Scrantonicity 5 Points Kirk Cochainz Points
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 25.12 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 19.2
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 25.3 Zack Moss - IND 7.7
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 29.7 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 2.9
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 31.62 Jaylen Waddle - MIA 10.2
WR Jayden Reed - GB 5.6 Calvin Ridley - JAX 7.3
WR Josh Downs - IND 4.4 Nico Collins - HOU 34.1
TE Travis Kelce - KC 12.1 Pat Freiermuth - PIT 5.9
K Chris Boswell - PIT 3 Matt Gay - IND 14
D Atlanta Falcons 16 Jacksonville Jaguars -2
Total 152.84 99.3
Winner Scrantonicity 5
Position She Sucks My Boswell Points Adam Schefter's Sources Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 28.26 -
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 17.3 -
RB Zack Moss - IND 7.7 -
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 10.2 -
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 16.5 -
WR Demario Douglas - NE 0 -
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 9.1 -
K Jake Moody - SF 6 Mason Crosby - LAR 0
D Tampa Bay Buccaneers 8
Total 103.06 0
Winner She Sucks My Boswell
Position Skid Marks Points AR5 Fan Club Points
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 25.12 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 19.2
RB Jaylen Warren - PIT 6.5 Najee Harris - PIT 9.7
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 2.9 Derrick Henry - TEN 25
WR Mike Evans - TB 29.2 Tyreek Hill - MIA 32.3
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 10.2 Rashid Shaheed - NO 0
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 15.6 Mike Evans - TB 29.2
TE Taysom Hill - NO 15.4 Logan Thomas - WAS 2
K Brandon McManus - JAX 7 Cameron Dicker - LAC 6
D Kansas City Chiefs 1 Atlanta Falcons 16
Total 112.92 139.4
Winner AR5 Fan Club
Position Southport Skegs Points Bob Barker's House of Pain Points
QB - Russell Wilson - DEN 15.84
RB - Tyjae Spears - TEN 12.8
RB - Devin Singletary - HOU 5
WR - Nick Westbrook-Ikhine - TEN 3.8
WR - Diontae Johnson - PIT 13.3
WR - Chris Godwin - TB 7.9
TE - Stephen Sullivan - CAR 2.6
K - Jake Moody - SF 6
D Cincinnati Bengals 2
Total 0 69.24
Winner Bob Barker's House of Pain
Position team web Points Gamecocks Points
QB - Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 19.2
RB - Rachaad White - TB 19.6
RB - Derrick Henry - TEN 25
WR - A.J. Brown - PHI 19.4
WR - Jaylen Waddle - MIA 10.2
WR - Diontae Johnson - PIT 13.3
TE - Sam LaPorta - DET 29
K - Riley Patterson - DET 9
D New York Jets 11
Total 0 155.7
Winner Gamecocks
Position The Funks Points Jerry West’s Office Window Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 13 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 19.2
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 4.7 Zack Moss - IND 7.7
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 10.5 Kyren Williams - LAR 20.2
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 32.3 Rashee Rice - KC 14.4
WR Jerry Jeudy - DEN 8.1 Jaylen Waddle - MIA 10.2
WR DJ Moore - CHI 0 Cooper Kupp - LAR 15.9
TE Taysom Hill - NO 15.4 David Njoku - CLE 3.7
K Jake Elliott - PHI 7 Jake Moody - SF 6
D Jacksonville Jaguars -2 Jacksonville Jaguars -2
Total 89 95.3
Winner Jerry West’s Office Window
Position The Good Guys Points Just the tip Jefferson Points
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 19.2 -
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 17.9 -
RB Najee Harris - PIT 9.7 -
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 10.2 -
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 10.8 -
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 15.6 -
TE Evan Engram - JAX 23.2 -
K Jason Sanders - MIA 10 -
D Atlanta Falcons 16
Total 132.6 0
Winner The Good Guys
Position The Hens Points Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 25.12 Justin Herbert - LAC 7.98
RB David Montgomery - DET 12.5 Derrick Henry - TEN 25
RB Devin Singletary - HOU 5 Zack Moss - IND 7.7
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 15.6 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 32.6
WR Marquise Brown - ARI 0 Deebo Samuel - SF 35.8
WR DeVante Parker - NE 10.4 Romeo Doubs - GB 11.2
TE Taysom Hill - NO 15.4 Sam LaPorta - DET 29
K Matt Ammendola - HOU 10 Nick Folk - TEN 9
D LA Chargers 14 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 8
Total 108.02 166.28
Winner Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts
Position The Realest Points Endzone Jones Points
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 15.84 Derek Carr - NO 8.94
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 6.4 Derrick Henry - TEN 25
RB Jaylen Warren - PIT 6.5 Tony Pollard - DAL 17.3
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 16.5 Braxton Berrios - MIA 0
WR Rashee Rice - KC 14.4 DeVante Parker - NE 10.4
WR Curtis Samuel - WAS 10.5 Jonathan Mingo - CAR 12.9
TE David Njoku - CLE 3.7 Taysom Hill - NO 15.4
K Jason Sanders - MIA 10 Jason Sanders - MIA 10
D Miami Dolphins 14 Pittsburgh Steelers 4
Total 97.84 103.94
Winner Endzone Jones
Position Titan Your Butthole Points CobbSlobbers Points
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 15.84 Trevor Lawrence - JAX 25.12
RB Rachaad White - TB 19.6 D'Ernest Johnson - JAX 1.9
RB Zack Moss - IND 7.7 Brian Robinson - WAS 5.3
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 0 George Pickens - PIT 12.6
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 8 Curtis Samuel - WAS 10.5
WR George Pickens - PIT 12.6 Jonathan Mingo - CAR 12.9
TE George Kittle - SF 10.8 David Njoku - CLE 3.7
K Jason Sanders - MIA 10 Wil Lutz - DEN 5
D Pittsburgh Steelers 4 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 8
Total 88.54 85.02
Winner Titan Your Butthole
Position Waller? Hardly Know Her Points skol! go yikes Points
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 19.2 Sam Howell - WAS 19.18
RB Devin Singletary - HOU 5 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 2.9
RB Jaylen Warren - PIT 6.5 Najee Harris - PIT 9.7
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 32.3 Courtland Sutton - DEN 15.7
WR Chris Olave - NO 16.9 Josh Downs - IND 4.4
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 10.2 George Pickens - PIT 12.6
TE Tyler Conklin - NYJ 6.5 Cade Otton - TB 0
K Nick Folk - TEN 9 Jason Sanders - MIA 10
D Tampa Bay Buccaneers 8 Miami Dolphins 14
Total 113.6 88.48
Winner Waller? Hardly Know Her

2023-2024 Week 14

Position Drew Crew Points Endzone Jones Points
QB Josh Allen - BUF 20.52 Gardner Minshew - IND 14.1
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 21 Christian McCaffrey - SF 16.3
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 19.8 Alvin Kamara - NO 13.5
WR Cedrick Wilson Jr. - MIA 5 Drake London - ATL 29.2
WR Mike Evans - TB 1.8 Deebo Samuel - SF 34
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 5.9 Courtland Sutton - DEN 15.2
TE Travis Kelce - KC 14.3 Jake Ferguson - DAL 12.2
K Blake Grupe - NO 3 Tyler Bass - BUF 8
D Houston Texans 5 New Orleans Saints 18
Total 96.32 160.5
Winner Endzone Jones
Position Gamecocks Points The Score-Box Munchers Points
QB Justin Fields - CHI 24.72 Jalen Hurts - PHI 8.88
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 13.5 D'Andre Swift - PHI 3.9
RB David Montgomery - DET 11.5 Tony Pollard - DAL 16.6
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 13.2 Brandin Cooks - DAL 5.7
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 25.4 Cedrick Wilson Jr. - MIA 5
WR Rashee Rice - KC 18.2 Braxton Berrios - MIA 3.3
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 7.1 Dallas Goedert - PHI 7
K Matt Gay - IND -1 Nick Folk - TEN 8
D Houston Texans 5 Philadelphia Eagles 9
Total 117.62 67.38
Winner Gamecocks
Position Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points Jerry West’s Office Window Points
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 15.46 Jalen Hurts - PHI 8.88
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 6.6 Christian McCaffrey - SF 16.3
RB Tyjae Spears - TEN 17.8 Joe Mixon - CIN 21.5
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 5.7 DK Metcalf - SEA 13.2
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 6.4 DeVante Parker - NE 0
WR Chris Olave - NO 12.8 Amari Cooper - CLE 12.7
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 14.7 Travis Kelce - KC 14.3
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 22 Harrison Butker - KC 5
D New Orleans Saints 18 Pittsburgh Steelers 4
Total 119.46 95.88
Winner Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy
Position Freakofnature Points The Funks Points
QB Jake Browning - CIN 23.7 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 9.1
RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC 8.8 De'Von Achane - MIA 12.1
RB D'Onta Foreman - CHI 9.2 Alvin Kamara - NO 13.5
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 9.2 Stefon Diggs - BUF 6.4
WR Skyy Moore - KC 0 Justin Jefferson - MIN 4.7
WR Josh Reynolds - DET 13.4 Davante Adams - LV 12.3
TE Irv Smith Jr. - CIN 0 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 10.3
K Jason Sanders - MIA 8 Jason Sanders - MIA 8
D Seattle Seahawks 0 Minnesota Vikings 17
Total 72.3 93.4
Winner The Funks
Position Kirk Cochainz Points Saquon Deez Nutz Points
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 8.88 Justin Fields - CHI 24.72
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 16.3 Saquon Barkley - NYG 23.1
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 19.8 Tyjae Spears - TEN 17.8
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 10.1 DJ Moore - CHI 26.8
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 6.4 Khalil Shakir - BUF 2.2
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 19.1 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 25.4
TE Travis Kelce - KC 14.3 Jake Ferguson - DAL 12.2
K Harrison Butker - KC 5 Justin Tucker - BAL 12
D Houston Texans 5 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4
Total 104.88 148.22
Winner Saquon Deez Nutz
Position Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points Just the tip Jefferson Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 17.94 Justin Herbert - LAC 1.84
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 16.3 Christian McCaffrey - SF 16.3
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 14.3 Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC 8.8
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 4.7 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 19.1
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 5.1 Jaylen Waddle - MIA 13.9
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 13.2 Romeo Doubs - GB 7.2
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 4.7 George Kittle - SF 16.6
K Evan McPherson - CIN 10 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 22
D San Francisco 49ers 9 Minnesota Vikings 17
Total 95.24 122.74
Winner Just the tip Jefferson
Position Krusty Krab Pizzas Points Scrantonicity 5 Points
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 8.88 Jordan Love - GB 8.92
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 14.3 Chuba Hubbard - CAR 11.6
RB Zack Moss - IND 9.6 Jerome Ford - CLE 13.2
WR Nico Collins - HOU 2.3 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 5.1
WR DJ Moore - CHI 26.8 Nico Collins - HOU 2.3
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 13.2 Jordan Addison - MIN 4.7
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 10.3 Chigoziem Okonkwo - TEN 9.6
K Harrison Butker - KC 5 Jason Sanders - MIA 8
D Green Bay Packers 3 Houston Texans 5
Total 93.38 68.42
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas
Position CobbSlobbers Points Love Me Sexy Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 13.64 Josh Allen - BUF 20.52
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 12.1 Najee Harris - PIT 7.8
RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC 8.8 De'Von Achane - MIA 12.1
WR Rashee Rice - KC 18.2 Dontayvion Wicks - GB 4
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 10.3 Chris Olave - NO 12.8
WR Quentin Johnston - LAC 12.1 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 19.5
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 7 Jake Ferguson - DAL 12.2
K Nick Folk - TEN 8 Tyler Bass - BUF 8
D San Francisco 49ers 9 Pittsburgh Steelers 4
Total 99.14 100.92
Winner Love Me Sexy
Position lansing leopards Points The Good Guys Points
QB - Brock Purdy - SF 21.42
RB - Alvin Kamara - NO 13.5
RB - Raheem Mostert - MIA 23
WR - CeeDee Lamb - DAL 19.1
WR - Brandin Cooks - DAL 5.7
WR - Deebo Samuel - SF 34
TE - Jake Ferguson - DAL 12.2
K - Matt Gay - IND -1
D Houston Texans 5
Total 0 132.92
Winner The Good Guys
Position Southport Skegs Points The Hens Points
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 23.66 Jared Goff - DET 4.44
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 14.3 Alvin Kamara - NO 13.5
RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC 8.8 Alexander Mattison - MIN 6.6
WR Mecole Hardman Jr. - DK Metcalf - SEA 13.2
WR Jamison Crowder - WAS 0 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 25.4
WR Kalif Raymond - DET 4.5 Jerry Jeudy - DEN 3.6
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 0 David Njoku - CLE 27.1
K Michael Badgley - DET 0 Jake Moody - SF 4
D Los Angeles Rams 0 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4
Total 51.26 101.84
Winner The Hens
Position Adam Schefter's Sources Points Skid Marks Points
QB - Dak Prescott - DAL 17.94
RB - Bijan Robinson - ATL 19.8
RB - Zack Moss - IND 9.6
WR - Davante Adams - LV 12.3
WR - Justin Jefferson - MIN 4.7
WR - Nico Collins - HOU 2.3
TE - Dalton Kincaid - BUF 7.1
K - Blake Grupe - NO 3
D Miami Dolphins 9
Total 0 85.74
Winner Skid Marks
Position Lannisters Points The Realest Points
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 1.84 Jalen Hurts - PHI 8.88
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 16.3 Christian McCaffrey - SF 16.3
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 12.1 Alvin Kamara - NO 13.5
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 14 Tyreek Hill - MIA 10.1
WR Rashee Rice - KC 18.2 Ceedee Lamb -
WR Jayden Reed - GB 20.5 A.J. Brown - PHI 16.4
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 6.8 George Kittle - SF 16.6
K Justin Tucker - BAL 12 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 22
D Miami Dolphins 9 San Francisco 49ers 9
Total 110.74 112.78
Winner The Realest
Position team web Points Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points
QB - Jared Goff - DET 4.44
RB - Christian McCaffrey - SF 16.3
RB - Austin Ekeler - LAC 21
WR - Stefon Diggs - BUF 6.4
WR - Keenan Allen - LAC 12.8
WR - Rashee Rice - KC 18.2
TE - Travis Kelce - KC 14.3
K - Matt Gay - IND -1
D Houston Texans 5
Total 0 97.44
Winner Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
Position AR5 Fan Club Points She Sucks My Boswell Points
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 8.88 Patrick Mahomes - KC 13.64
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 13.5 Alvin Kamara - NO 13.5
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 16.3 Austin Ekeler - LAC 21
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 5.9 Cedrick Wilson Jr. - MIA 5
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 6.4 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 19.5
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 16.4 Davante Adams - LV 12.3
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 4.7 Travis Kelce - KC 14.3
K Justin Tucker - BAL 12 Justin Tucker - BAL 12
D Pittsburgh Steelers 4 Houston Texans 5
Total 88.08 116.24
Winner She Sucks My Boswell
Position Dez Still Caught It Points Waller? Hardly Know Her Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 13.64 Justin Fields - CHI 24.72
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 23.1 Austin Ekeler - LAC 21
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 21.5 Alvin Kamara - NO 13.5
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 19.1 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 19.1
WR DJ Moore - CHI 26.8 Courtland Sutton - DEN 15.2
WR Rashee Rice - KC 18.2 Christian Watson - GB 0
TE David Njoku - CLE 27.1 Sam LaPorta - DET 4.7
K Jake Elliott - PHI 10 Evan McPherson - CIN 10
D Houston Texans 5 Green Bay Packers 3
Total 164.44 111.22
Winner Dez Still Caught It
Position Kingpins Of Crime Points skol! go yikes Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 17.94 Patrick Mahomes - KC 13.64
RB Keaton Mitchell - BAL 7.2 Saquon Barkley - NYG 23.1
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 21.5 Jerome Ford - CLE 13.2
WR Davante Adams - LV 12.3 Stefon Diggs - BUF 6.4
WR Drake London - ATL 29.2 Brandin Cooks - DAL 5.7
WR Elijah Moore - CLE 7.2 Elijah Moore - CLE 7.2
TE Gerald Everett - LAC 8.9 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 10.3
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 3 Younghoe Koo - ATL 3
D San Francisco 49ers 9 Green Bay Packers 3
Total 116.24 85.54
Winner Kingpins Of Crime
Position Pay Day Gray Points Titan Your Butthole Points
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 9.1 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 9.1
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 19.8 Christian McCaffrey - SF 16.3
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 13.5 De'Von Achane - MIA 12.1
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 4.7 Tyreek Hill - MIA 10.1
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 12.8 Justin Jefferson - MIN 4.7
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 10.1 Gabe Davis - BUF 0
TE George Kittle - SF 16.6 David Njoku - CLE 27.1
K Justin Tucker - BAL 12 Jake Moody - SF 4
D San Francisco 49ers 9 Jacksonville Jaguars 5
Total 107.6 88.4
Winner Pay Day Gray
Position Bob Barker's House of Pain Points Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points
QB Joshua Dobbs - MIN 4.62 Justin Fields - CHI 24.72
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 12.1 Joe Mixon - CIN 21.5
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 9.4 Najee Harris - PIT 7.8
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 34 Mike Evans - TB 1.8
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 10.1 DJ Moore - CHI 26.8
WR Christian Watson - GB 0 Tyreek Hill - MIA 10.1
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 12.2 George Kittle - SF 16.6
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 1 Greg Joseph - MIN 2
D Minnesota Vikings 17 Green Bay Packers 3
Total 100.42 114.32
Winner Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts

2023-2024 Playoff Week 1

Position Skid Marks Points skol! go yikes Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 25.68 Josh Allen - BUF 16.16
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 24.5 Derrick Henry - TEN 5
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 15.1 Ezekiel Elliott - NE 9.6
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 10.3 Justin Jefferson - MIN 15.4
WR Rashee Rice - KC 24.1 DJ Moore - CHI 9.2
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 3 Curtis Samuel - WAS 21.1
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 7.1 Trey McBride - ARI 20.2
K Daniel Carlson - LV 9 Lucas Havrisik - LAR 7
D Las Vegas Raiders 25 Los Angeles Rams 7
Total 143.78 110.66
Winner Skid Marks
Position Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points The Good Guys Points
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 21.92 Matthew Stafford - LAR 18.52
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 24.5 Derrick Henry - TEN 5
RB Ezekiel Elliott - NE 9.6 Christian McCaffrey - SF 41.7
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 12.8 Cooper Kupp - LAR 25.1
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 21.9 Zay Flowers - BAL 1.7
WR Jayden Reed - GB 17.2 Jayden Reed - GB 17.2
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 28.6 George Kittle - SF 7.4
K Lucas Havrisik - LAR 7 Cairo Santos - CHI 6
D Los Angeles Rams 7 Los Angeles Rams 7
Total 150.52 129.62
Winner Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy
Position Saquon Deez Nutz Points Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 18.52 Matthew Stafford - LAR 18.52
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 16 D'Andre Swift - PHI 9.5
RB Ezekiel Elliott - NE 9.6 Najee Harris - PIT 1.3
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 25.1 Deebo Samuel - SF 21.9
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 5.1 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 11.8
WR George Pickens - PIT 7.7 DK Metcalf - SEA 12.8
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 12.3 Evan Engram - JAX 6.8
K Jake Elliott - PHI 5 Wil Lutz - DEN 5
D Atlanta Falcons 8 San Francisco 49ers 9
Total 107.32 96.62
Winner Saquon Deez Nutz
Position Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points Drew Crew Points
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 21.92 Patrick Mahomes - KC 15.7
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 7.8 Breece Hall - NYJ 2.8
RB Ezekiel Elliott - NE 9.6 Rachaad White - TB 21.9
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 10.6 Rashee Rice - KC 24.1
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 15.68 Justin Jefferson - MIN 15.4
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 12.8 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 24.2
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 12.3 Sam LaPorta - DET 28.6
K Jason Sanders - MIA 12 Younghoe Koo - ATL 1
D Los Angeles Rams 7 Atlanta Falcons 8
Total 109.7 141.7
Winner Drew Crew
Position Dez Still Caught it Points She Sucks My Boswell Points
QB Justin Fields - CHI 9.64 Brock Purdy - SF 25.68
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 16 Ty Chandler - MIN 24.7
RB David Montgomery - DET 10.2 Bijan Robinson - ATL 0.4
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 10.4 Justin Jefferson - MIN 15.4
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 20.9 Cooper Kupp - LAR 25.1
WR Jayden Reed - GB 17.2 Jayden Reed - GB 17.2
TE Isaiah Likely - BAL 18 Isaiah Likely - BAL 18
K Tyler Bass - BUF 7 Lucas Havrisik - LAR 7
D Cleveland Browns 14 Kansas City Chiefs 9
Total 123.34 142.48
Winner She Sucks My Boswell
Position Love Me Sexy Points The Hens Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 15.7 Matthew Stafford - LAR 18.52
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 7.8 Kyren Williams - LAR 24.5
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 15.1 Ezekiel Elliott - NE 9.6
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 12.1 Cooper Kupp - LAR 25.1
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 8.9 Zay Flowers - BAL 1.7
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 5.1 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 14.8
TE Travis Kelce - KC 7.8 Jake Ferguson - DAL 10.4
K Daniel Carlson - LV 9 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 4
D Cleveland Browns 14 Kansas City Chiefs 9
Total 95.5 117.62
Winner The Hens

2023-2024 Playoff Week 2

Position Endzone Jones Points Drew Crew Points
QB Baker Mayfield - TB 19.82 Jalen Hurts - PHI 23.44
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 19.2 Jaylen Warren - PIT 10.4
RB Miles Sanders - CAR 1.8 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 0
WR Rashid Shaheed - NO 18.4 Stefon Diggs - BUF 7.9
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 15.6 Tyreek Hill - MIA 18.9
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 26.1 Davante Adams - LV 1.4
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 4.8 Isaiah Likely - BAL 8.6
K Cairo Santos - CHI 10 Dustin Hopkins - CLE 2
D Chicago Bears 3 Tennessee Titans 5
Total 118.72 77.64
Winner Endzone Jones
Position Scrantonicity 5 Points The Hens Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 18.62 Justin Fields - CHI 24.5
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 16.4 Rachaad White - TB 19.7
RB Ezekiel Elliott - NE 21 D'Andre Swift - PHI 15.2
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 26.1 A.J. Brown - PHI 14
WR Curtis Samuel - WAS 3 Chris Godwin - TB 13.9
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 12.1 DJ Moore - CHI 4.8
TE Trey McBride - ARI 9.1 Evan Engram - JAX 17.5
K Chase McLaughlin - TB 14 Jake Elliott - PHI 17
D New York Jets 10 Philadelphia Eagles 5
Total 130.32 131.6
Winner The Hens
Position Skid Marks Points She Sucks My Boswell Points
QB Justin Fields - CHI 24.5 Tommy DeVito - NYG 2.7
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 12 James Cook - BUF 5
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 10.6 Rachaad White - TB 19.7
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 25 Tee Higgins - CIN 25
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 0 Tyreek Hill - MIA 18.9
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 15.8 Jalin Hyatt - NYG 0
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 0 Evan Engram - JAX 17.5
K Wil Lutz - DEN 0 Cairo Santos - CHI 10
D Green Bay Packers 0 New York Jets 10
Total 87.9 108.8
Winner She Sucks My Boswell
Position Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points Saquon Deez Nutz Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 18.62 Josh Allen - BUF 24.98
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 6.6 Bijan Robinson - ATL 19.2
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 10.3 Aaron Jones - GB 14.5
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 26.1 Stefon Diggs - BUF 7.9
WR DJ Moore - CHI 4.8 DK Metcalf - SEA 15.6
WR Drake London - ATL 6.9 Calvin Ridley - JAX 25.8
TE George Kittle - SF 19.6 Trey McBride - ARI 9.1
K Matt Gay - IND 4 Jason Myers - SEA 8
D New York Jets 10 Buffalo Bills 7
Total 106.92 132.08
Winner Saquon Deez Nutz

2023-2024 Playoff Week 3

Position Endzone Jones Points The Hens Points
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 0 Jalen Hurts - PHI 0
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 0 Christian McCaffrey - SF 0
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 0 James Cook - BUF 0
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 0 Justin Jefferson - MIN 0
WR Nico Collins - HOU 0 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 0
WR Darius Slayton - NYG 0 DeVonta Smith - PHI 0
TE Tommy Tremble - CAR 0 Travis Kelce - KC 0
K Lucas Havrisik - LAR 0 Tyler Bass - BUF 0
D Denver Broncos 0 Buffalo Bills 0
Total 0 0
Winner
Position Saquon Deez Nutz Points She Sucks My Boswell Points
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 0 Jalen Hurts - PHI 0
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 0 Breece Hall - NYJ 0
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 0 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 0
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 0 A.J. Brown - PHI 0
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 0 Deebo Samuel - SF 0
WR Davante Adams - LV 0 Stefon Diggs - BUF 0
TE Travis Kelce - KC 0 George Kittle - SF 0
K Chase McLaughlin - TB 0 Chase McLaughlin - TB 0
D Cleveland Browns 0 Indianapolis Colts 0
Total 0 0
Winner

2022-2023 Week 1

Position Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds Points Joc Pederson's Pearls Points
QB Lamar Jackson 20.22 Russell Wilson 17.8
RB Alvin Kamara 7.6 Cam Akers 0
RB Miles Sanders 18.5 Nick Chubb 15.3
WR Deebo Samuel 12.6 Deebo Samuel 12.6
WR Hunter Renfrow 5.1 Michael Pittman Jr. 27.1
WR Tyler Boyd 13.3 Marquise Brown 14.3
TE Dallas Goedert 9 Kyle Pitts 3.9
K Robbie Gould 4 Daniel Carlson 9
D Indianapolis Colts 7 Indianapolis Colts 7
Total 97.32 107
Winner Joc Pederson's Pearls
Position MooseNOAntlers Points Southport Skegs Points
QB Dak Prescott 4.46 Lamar Jackson 20.22
RB Travis Etienne Jr. 8.5 Austin Ekeler 11.2
RB Derrick Henry 8.2 Derrick Henry 8.2
WR CeeDee Lamb 4.9 A.J. Brown 25.5
WR Brandin Cooks 15.2 Darnell Mooney 1.8
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown 20.4 Rashod Bateman 13.9
TE Dalton Schultz 13.2 Travis Kelce 26.1
K Eddy Pineiro 6 Nick Folk 1
D San Francisco 49ers 6 San Francisco 49ers 6
Total 86.86 113.92
Winner Southport Skegs
Position Loose Ends Only Points End Zone Jones Points
QB Trey Lance 9.96 Justin Herbert 23.26
RB Aaron Jones 10.6 Jonathan Taylor 27.5
RB Michael Carter 17 Derrick Henry 8.2
WR Hunter Renfrow 5.1 Devin Duvernay 21.4
WR A.J. Green 3.3 Mike Evans 18.1
WR Rashod Bateman 13.9 CeeDee Lamb 4.9
TE Pat Freiermuth 12.5 Dalton Schultz 13.2
K Jason Sanders 10 Rodrigo Blankenship 8
D Philadelphia Eagles 5 LA Chargers 12
Total 87.36 136.56
Winner End Zone Jones
Position Freak of Nature Points Skid Marks Points
QB Jalen Hurts 24.72 Jalen Hurts 24.72
RB Saquon Barkley 31.4 Jonathan Taylor 27.5
RB Jonathan Taylor 27.5 James Conner 16.5
WR A.J. Brown 25.5 Allen Robinson II 2.2
WR Brandon Aiyuk 6.7 Deebo Samuel 12.6
WR Jerry Jeudy 20.2 Christian Kirk 17.7
TE Dalton Schultz 13.2 Dawson Knox 1.5
K Wil Lutz 9 Justin Tucker 6
D Baltimore Ravens 9 Baltimore Ravens 9
Total 167.22 117.72
Winner Freak of Nature
Position Ghost of Goodell's Past Points Gotham Points
QB Matt Ryan 15.28 Russell Wilson 17.8
RB Mike Davis 1.1 Elijah Mitchell 4.1
RB Elijah Mitchell 4.1 Derrick Henry 8.2
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster 11.9 Tyreek Hill 18
WR A.J. Brown 25.5 Jaylen Waddle 17.7
WR Brandon Aiyuk 6.7 JuJu Smith-Schuster 11.9
TE Mark Andrews 10.2 Kyle Rudolph 0
K Tyler Bass 8 Younghoe Koo 18
D Indianapolis Colts 7 Tennessee Titans 8
Total 89.78 103.7
Winner Gotham
Position Mister Commisioner Points Women in S.P.O.R.T.S Points
QB Dak Prescott 4.46 Patrick Mahomes II 34.9
RB Leonard Fournette 15.7 Derrick Henry 8.2
RB Rachaad White 4.1 Saquon Barkley 31.4
WR CeeDee Lamb 4.9 Davante Adams 30.1
WR Russell Gage 3.3 CeeDee Lamb 4.9
WR 0 Mike Evans 18.1
TE Noah Fant 4.6 Austin Hooper 1.6
K Brandon McManus 10 Daniel Carlson 9
D Denver Broncos 7 Denver Broncos 7
Total 54.06 145.2
Winner Women in S.P.O.R.T.S
Position Heartbreak Tennessee Points Bob Barker's House of Pain Points
QB 0 Joe Flacco 14.28
RB 0 Nick Chubb 15.3
RB 0 Khalil Herbert 11.3
WR 0 Gabriel Davis 18.8
WR 0 Amon-Ra St. Brown 20.4
WR 0 Sammy Watkins 4.8
TE 0 Gerald Everett 14.4
K 0 Brandon McManus 10
D 0 New Orleans Saints 3
Total 0 112.28
Winner Bob Barker's House of Pain
Position Pay Day Gray Points Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else Points
QB Dak Prescott 4.46 Matt Ryan 15.28
RB James Conner 16.5 Kenneth Gainwell 11.2
RB Elijah Mitchell 4.1 Mike Davis 1.1
WR Keenan Allen 10.6 Curtis Samuel 19.2
WR Allen Robinson II 2.2 Alec Pierce 0
WR DJ Moore 8 Parris Campbell 6.7
TE T.J. Hockenson 7.8 Robert Tonyan 6.6
K Randy Bullock 8 Rodrigo Blankenship 8
D Washington Commanders 3 Indianapolis Colts 7
Total 64.66 75.08
Winner Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else
Position "Inspire Money" Initiative Points HTTWFT Points
QB Mitch Trubisky 12.66 Baker Mayfield 18
RB Cordarrelle Patterson 22.6 Christian McCaffrey 15.7
RB Aaron Jones 10.6 Joe Mixon 21.5
WR Adam Thielen 6.6 Justin Jefferson 39.4
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster 11.9 Chris Olave 7.1
WR Brandon Aiyuk 6.7 Allen Lazard 0
TE Tyler Kroft 1.9 Cole Kmet 0
K Younghoe Koo 18 Younghoe Koo 18
D Indianapolis Colts 7 Detroit Lions -5
Total 97.96 114.7
Winner HTTWFT
Position Dirty Mike and the Boys Points Inches, from 4th and Inches Points
QB Daniel Jones 14.02 Carson Wentz 25.72
RB Damien Harris 7.8 Miles Sanders 18.5
RB Kenyan Drake 5.6 Mark Ingram II 1.3
WR Adam Thielen 6.6 DJ Moore 8
WR Hunter Renfrow 5.1 Terry McLaurin 13.8
WR Kadarius Toney 2.3 Mecole Hardman 10.6
TE Robert Tonyan 6.6 Hunter Henry 4
K Graham Gano 1 Mason Crosby GB 1
D Baltimore Ravens 9 Philadelphia Eagles 5
Total 58.02 87.92
Winner Inches, from 4th and Inches
Position Ridley Casino Emporium Points Dez Still Caught It Points
QB Russell Wilson 17.8 Derek Carr 13.8
RB Miles Sanders 18.5 Miles Sanders 18.5
RB Mike Davis 1.1 Melvin Gordon III 7.2
WR Courtland Sutton 11.2 Hunter Renfrow 5.1
WR DJ Moore 8 Christian Kirk 17.7
WR Jarvis Landry 18.4 Brandon Aiyuk 6.7
TE Mark Andrews 10.2 Gerald Everett 14.4
K Matt Prater 1 Greg Joseph 13
D Baltimore Ravens 9 Tennessee Titans 8
Total 95.2 104.4
Winner Dez Still Caught It
Position Mills Thrills Points Two Girls One Kupp Points
QB Trevor Lawrence 13.4 Trevor Lawrence 13.4
RB Antonio Gibson 20 Miles Sanders 18.5
RB Josh Jacobs 8.3 Antonio Gibson 20
WR Christian Kirk 17.7 Noah Brown 11.8
WR Sammy Watkins 4.8 Sammy Watkins 4.8
WR Marquise Brown 14.3 A.J. Green 3.3
TE Dalton Schultz 13.2 Gerald Everett 14.4
K Nick Folk 1 Rodrigo Blankenship 8
D San Francisco 49ers 6 Miami Dolphins 19
Total 98.7 113.2
Winner Two Girls One Kupp
Position The Score-Box Munchers Points The Good Guys Points
QB Jameis Winston 19.66 Trey Lance 9.96
RB Mike Davis 1.1 Josh Jacobs 8.3
RB Elijah Mitchell 4.1 Michael Carter 17
WR Michael Pittman Jr. 27.1 Elijah Moore 9.9
WR Mike Williams 3 Chris Olave 7.1
WR DeVante Parker 1.9 Jerry Jeudy 20.2
TE Evan Engram 6.8 Albert Okwuegbunam 8.3
K Eddy Pineiro 6 Cade York 16
D Baltimore Ravens 9 San Francisco 49ers 6
Total 78.66 102.76
Winner The Good Guys
Position She Sucks My Boswell Points LeBron James is a Bitch Points
QB Carson Wentz 25.72 Dak Prescott 4.46
RB Mike Davis 1.1 Joe Mixon 21.5
RB Antonio Gibson 20 Cordarrelle Patterson 22.6
WR Sammy Watkins 4.8 A.J. Brown 25.5
WR Brandon Aiyuk 6.7 Michael Pittman Jr. 27.1
WR Marquise Brown 14.3 Chase Claypool 9.4
TE Austin Hooper 1.6 C.J. Uzomah 0
K Daniel Carlson 9 Joey Slye 2
D Cleveland Browns 8 Baltimore Ravens 9
Total 91.22 121.56
Winner LeBron James is a Bitch
Position Scrantonicity 4 Points The Kingpins of Crime Points
QB Russell Wilson 17.8 Trevor Lawrence 13.4
RB Rashaad Penny 8.7 James Conner 16.5
RB Najee Harris 10.6 Alvin Kamara 7.6
WR Ja'Marr Chase 28.9 Christian Kirk 17.7
WR Hunter Renfrow 5.1 Marvin Jones Jr. 7.8
WR Braxton Berrios 8.7 Jahan Dotson 18
TE Noah Fant 4.6 Pat Freiermuth 12.5
K Harrison Butker 9 Harrison Butker 9
D Baltimore Ravens 9 Tennessee Titans 8
Total 102.4 110.5
Winner The Kingpins of Crime
Position Krusty Krab Pizzas Points why am I still doing this Points
QB Carson Wentz 25.72 Trey Lance 9.96
RB Khalil Herbert 11.3 Leonard Fournette 15.7
RB Jamaal Williams 16 Melvin Gordon III 7.2
WR Mecole Hardman 10.6 Michael Pittman Jr. 27.1
WR Alec Pierce 0 Rashod Bateman 13.9
WR Romeo Doubs 8.8 JuJu Smith-Schuster 11.9
TE Robert Tonyan 6.6 Albert Okwuegbunam 8.3
K Austin Seibert 5 Robbie Gould 4
D Carolina Panthers 0 Cincinnati Bengals 4
Total 84.02 102.06
Winner why am I still doing this

2022-2023 Week 2

Position Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds Points Heartbreak Tennessee Points
QB Carson Wentz 25.78 0
RB Javonte Williams 9.5 0
RB AJ Dillon 7.7 0
WR Chase Claypool 6.6 0
WR Joshua Palmer 13 0
WR DJ Chark Jr. 0 0
TE Robert Tonyan 3.1 0
K Evan McPherson 13 0
D Cincinnati Bengals 3 0
Total 81.68 0
Winner Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds
Position MooseNOAntlers Points Pay Day Gray Points
QB Justin Herbert 23.46 Patrick Mahomes II 17.3
RB Joe Mixon 11.3 Darrell Henderson Jr. 10.7
RB Jonathan Taylor 7.3 Ezekiel Elliott 5.9
WR A.J. Brown 11.9 Jarvis Landry 6.5
WR Deebo Samuel 14.7 Tyler Boyd 3.7
WR Christian Kirk 25.8 A.J. Green 4.6
TE Tyler Higbee 14.1 Dawson Knox 8.1
K Jake Elliott 5 Wil Lutz 4
D Cincinnati Bengals 3 Cincinnati Bengals 3
Total 116.56 63.8
Winner MooseNOAntlers
Position Loose Ends Only Points Ghost of Goodell's Past Points
QB Carson Wentz 25.78 Jared Goff 26.04
RB Jeff Wilson Jr. 12.3 Jonathan Taylor 7.3
RB Darrell Henderson Jr. 10.7 Jeff Wilson Jr. 12.3
WR Courtland Sutton 19.7 Joshua Palmer 13
WR Jerry Jeudy 2.2 Ja'Marr Chase 10.8
WR Tyler Lockett 19.7 Julio Jones 0
TE Dallas Goedert 13.2 Jonnu Smith 0
K Jake Elliott 5 Jake Elliott 5
D Cleveland Browns 0 New York Jets -1
Total 108.58 73.44
Winner Loose Ends Only
Position Freak of Nature Points Mister Commisioner Points
QB Matthew Stafford 18.88 Derek Carr 18.98
RB David Montgomery 15.6 Antonio Gibson 12.1
RB Rashaad Penny 1.5 Dalvin Cook 7.6
WR Cooper Kupp 31.8 Davante Adams 9.2
WR Robbie Anderson 4.2 Marquise Brown 12.8
WR Jakobi Meyers 18.5 Curtis Samuel 22.9
TE Dallas Goedert 13.2 Robert Tonyan 3.1
K Tyler Bass 12 Cade York 5
D Cleveland Browns 0 Cleveland Browns 0
Total 115.68 91.68
Winner Freak of Nature
Position End Zone Jones Points Gotham Points
QB Patrick Mahomes II 17.3 0
RB Nick Chubb 32.3 0
RB Saquon Barkley 11.8 0
WR Brandon Aiyuk 11.3 0
WR Cooper Kupp 31.8 0
WR Amari Cooper 25.1 0
TE Travis Kelce 10.1 0
K Greg Joseph 1 0
D Pittsburgh Steelers 2 0
Total 142.7 0
Winner End Zone Jones
Position Skid Marks Points Women in S.P.O.R.T.S Points
QB Joe Burrow 14.56 Matthew Stafford 18.88
RB Austin Ekeler 18.4 Josh Jacobs 9.1
RB Aaron Jones 32 Javonte Williams 9.5
WR Mike Williams 25.3 Robbie Anderson 4.2
WR Ja'Marr Chase 10.8 Amon-Ra St. Brown 39.4
WR Terry McLaurin 12.2 Marquise Brown 12.8
TE Travis Kelce 10.1 Logan Thomas 12.7
K Matt Gay 7 Evan McPherson 13
D Cleveland Browns 0 Cincinnati Bengals 3
Total 130.36 122.58
Winner Skid Marks
Position Joc Pederson's Pearls Points Bob Barker's House of Pain Points
QB Jalen Hurts 33.02 Matt Ryan 1.8
RB Aaron Jones 32 Travis Etienne Jr. 8.3
RB Joe Mixon 11.3 Josh Jacobs 9.1
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown 39.4 DeAndre Carter 8.5
WR Davante Adams 9.2 Jahan Dotson 15.9
WR Terry McLaurin 12.2 Brandin Cooks 9.4
TE T.J. Hockenson 5.6 Colby Parkinson 0
K Justin Tucker 10 Tyler Bass 12
D Denver Broncos 8 Green Bay Packers 10
Total 160.72 75
Winner Joc Pederson's Pearls
Position Southport Skegs Points Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else Points
QB Russell Wilson 11.06 Daniel Jones 13.14
RB Jonathan Taylor 7.3 Rex Burkhead 2.9
RB Christian McCaffrey 16.8 Jaylen Warren 2.5
WR Davante Adams 9.2 Greg Dortch 15.5
WR Terry McLaurin 12.2 Russell Gage 7.8
WR DJ Moore 13.3 Hunter Renfrow 10.9
TE Dawson Knox 8.1 Tyler Conklin 10
K Justin Tucker 10 Cairo Santos 5
D Green Bay Packers 10 Washington Commanders -1
Total 97.96 66.74
Winner Southport Skegs
Position "Inspire Money" Initiative Points Ridley Casino Emporium Points
QB Derek Carr 18.98 Matt Ryan 1.8
RB Darrell Henderson Jr. 10.7 Josh Jacobs 9.1
RB Jeff Wilson Jr. 12.3 Mark Ingram II 6.3
WR Curtis Samuel 22.9 Terry McLaurin 12.2
WR Marvin Jones Jr. 6.3 Tyler Boyd 3.7
WR Allen Lazard 9.3 Isaiah McKenzie 5.7
TE Zach Ertz 15.5 Tyler Higbee 14.1
K Chris Boswell 8 Daniel Carlson 13
D Cincinnati Bengals 3 Cleveland Browns 0
Total 106.98 65.9
Winner "Inspire Money" Initiative
Position Dirty Mike and the Boys Points Mills Thrills Points
QB Carson Wentz 25.78 Derek Carr 18.98
RB Darrell Henderson Jr. 10.7 Kareem Hunt 9.4
RB Mark Ingram II 6.3 James Conner 7.1
WR DeVonta Smith 15 Davante Adams 9.2
WR Mike Evans 9.1 Joshua Palmer 13
WR Ashton Dulin 13.2 Allen Robinson II 15.3
TE Logan Thomas 12.7 Zach Ertz 15.5
K Nick Folk 4 Brandon McManus 12
D Cleveland Browns 0 Green Bay Packers 10
Total 96.78 110.48
Winner Mills Thrills
Position HTTWFT Points Dez Still Caught It Points
QB Joe Flacco 26.88 Russell Wilson 11.06
RB James Robinson 15.8 Antonio Gibson 12.1
RB Chase Edmonds 5.1 Jeff Wilson Jr. 12.3
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown 39.4 Jerry Jeudy 2.2
WR Marquise Brown 12.8 Parris Campbell 0
WR Chase Claypool 6.6 Joshua Palmer 13
TE Hunter Henry 0 Robert Tonyan 3.1
K Greg Joseph 1 Matt Gay 7
D Philadelphia Eagles 13 Cincinnati Bengals 3
Total 120.58 63.76
Winner HTTWFT
Position Inches, from 4th and Inches Points Two Girls One Kupp Points
QB Justin Herbert 23.46 Carson Wentz 25.78
RB Dalvin Cook 7.6 Nick Chubb 32.3
RB J.D. McKissic 13.3 Jeff Wilson Jr. 12.3
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown 39.4 Mike Williams 25.3
WR Joshua Palmer 13 Gabriel Davis 0
WR Darnell Mooney 0.6 Parris Campbell 0
TE David Njoku 6.2 Zach Ertz 15.5
K Riley Patterson 8 Graham Gano 17
D Cincinnati Bengals 3 Green Bay Packers 10
Total 114.56 138.18
Winner Two Girls One Kupp
Position The Score-Box Munchers Points Scrantonicity 4 Points
QB Russell Wilson 11.06 Joe Burrow 14.56
RB Rex Burkhead 2.9 Josh Jacobs 9.1
RB Jeff Wilson Jr. 12.3 David Montgomery 15.6
WR Mecole Hardman 7.5 Deebo Samuel 14.7
WR Julio Jones 0 Darnell Mooney 0.6
WR Michael Thomas 18.5 Tyler Boyd 3.7
TE Robert Tonyan 3.1 Dalton Schultz 1.8
K Younghoe Koo 4 Brandon McManus 12
D Cleveland Browns 0 Kansas City Chiefs 7
Total 59.36 79.06
Winner Scrantonicity 4
Position She Sucks My Boswell Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB Jameis Winston 7.64 Tua Tagovailoa 38.86
RB Kenyan Drake 0.8 Melvin Gordon III 6.3
RB Melvin Gordon III 6.3 Nyheim Hines 7.7
WR Ashton Dulin 13.2 Kenny Golladay 0
WR Russell Gage 7.8 DeVante Parker 0
WR Zay Jones 5.3 Marvin Jones Jr. 6.3
TE Hayden Hurst 7.4 Albert Okwuegbunam 0
K Nick Folk 4 Joey Slye 0
D Cincinnati Bengals 3 Los Angeles Rams 11
Total 55.44 70.16
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas
Position The Good Guys Points The Kingpins of Crime Points
QB Derek Carr 18.98 Matthew Stafford 18.88
RB Jeff Wilson Jr. 12.3 Damien Harris 16.7
RB Javonte Williams 9.5 Nyheim Hines 7.7
WR Gabriel Davis 0 Jaylen Waddle 40.1
WR Curtis Samuel 22.9 Terry McLaurin 12.2
WR Allen Robinson II 15.3 Brandon Aiyuk 11.3
TE Darren Waller 17 Hayden Hurst 7.4
K Younghoe Koo 4 Greg Joseph 1
D Denver Broncos 8 Buffalo Bills 22
Total 107.98 137.28
Winner The Kingpins of Crime
Position LeBron James is a Bitch Points why am I still doing this Points
QB Joe Burrow 14.56 Kirk Cousins 8.84
RB James Conner 7.1 AJ Dillon 7.7
RB Michael Carter 10 Jeff Wilson Jr. 12.3
WR Keenan Allen 0 Diontae Johnson 11.7
WR Stefon Diggs 44.8 Jerry Jeudy 2.2
WR Michael Thomas 18.5 Julio Jones 0
TE Cole Kmet 0 T.J. Hockenson 5.6
K Matt Gay 7 Younghoe Koo 4
D Detroit Lions 8 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 25
Total 109.96 77.34
Winner LeBron James is a Bitch

2022-2023 Week 3

Position Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds Points MooseNOAntlers Points
QB Joe Flacco 3.4 Joe Burrow 23
RB Ezekiel Elliott 14.5 D'Andre Swift 7.6
RB Michael Carter 5.6 Jeff Wilson Jr. 11.6
WR A.J. Brown 19.5 Michael Thomas 9.9
WR Tyler Lockett 16.6 Amari Cooper 23.1
WR Elijah Moore 8.9 DeVonta Smith 30.9
TE Tyler Higbee 10.1 Travis Kelce 15.9
K Harrison Butker 0 Justin Tucker 8
D Chicago Bears 5 Baltimore Ravens 8
Total 83.6 138
Winner MooseNOAntlers
Position Joc Pederson's Pearls Points Southport Skegs Points
QB Derek Carr 19.82 Patrick Mahomes II 15.08
RB David Montgomery 1.1 Joe Mixon 6.8
RB James Robinson 20.6 Alvin Kamara 7.3
WR Jakobi Meyers 0 Amon-Ra St. Brown 13.3
WR DK Metcalf 17.4 Michael Thomas 9.9
WR Adam Thielen 18.1 Justin Jefferson 4.4
TE Tyler Higbee 10.1 Mark Andrews 28.9
K Ryan Succop 8 Matt Gay 9
D Carolina Panthers 13 New Orleans Saints 6
Total 108.12 100.68
Winner Joc Pederson's Pearls
Position Loose Ends Only Points Freak of Nature Points
QB Joe Burrow 23 Kirk Cousins 18.3
RB Nyheim Hines 8 Miles Sanders 5.4
RB David Montgomery 1.1 Tony Pollard 10.5
WR Mike Williams 8.5 Justin Jefferson 4.4
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster 13.9 Drake London 14.4
WR DJ Chark Jr. 7.6 Devin Duvernay 10.3
TE Tyler Higbee 10.1 Gerald Everett 4.5
K Matt Gay 9 Matt Gay 9
D Chicago Bears 5 Dallas Cowboys 8
Total 86.2 84.8
Winner Loose Ends Only
Position End Zone Jones Points Skid Marks Points
QB Kirk Cousins 18.3 Mitch Trubisky 14.98
RB Darrell Henderson Jr. 1.7 Najee Harris 13.1
RB Christian McCaffrey 13.5 Saquon Barkley 22.6
WR Davante Adams 14.2 Cooper Kupp 16.4
WR A.J. Brown 19.5 Diontae Johnson 16.4
WR Justin Jefferson 4.4 Davante Adams 14.2
TE David Njoku 23.9 Mark Andrews 28.9
K Nick Folk 10 Cade York 4
D Buffalo Bills 6 Pittsburgh Steelers 1
Total 111.5 131.58
Winner Skid Marks
Position Ghost of Goodell's Past Points Mister Commisioner Points
QB Kirk Cousins 18.3 Kirk Cousins 18.3
RB Cordarrelle Patterson 22.3 David Montgomery 1.1
RB Rhamondre Stevenson 20.1 James Robinson 20.6
WR Adam Thielen 18.1 Cooper Kupp 16.4
WR Allen Robinson II 4.3 Gabriel Davis 6.7
WR Nico Collins 6.1 JuJu Smith-Schuster 13.9
TE Zach Ertz 10.5 Tyler Higbee 10.1
K Daniel Carlson 10 Younghoe Koo 12
D Houston Texans 8 Carolina Panthers 13
Total 117.7 112.1
Winner Ghost of Goodell's Past
Position Gotham Points Women in S.P.O.R.T.S Points
QB Mitch Trubisky 14.98 Russell Wilson 9.06
RB Ezekiel Elliott 14.5 Jeff Wilson Jr. 11.6
RB Darrell Henderson Jr. 1.7 Melvin Gordon III 16.5
WR Sterling Shepard 7.7 Brandon Aiyuk 12.9
WR Cooper Kupp 16.4 Courtland Sutton 17.7
WR Mike Evans 0 Jauan Jennings 1.5
TE 0 George Kittle 6.8
K Brandon McManus 4 Robbie Gould 6
D San Francisco 49ers 9 New York Giants -1
Total 68.28 81.06
Winner Women in S.P.O.R.T.S
Position Heartbreak Tennessee Points Pay Day Gray Points
QB Russell Wilson 9.06 Tom Brady 14.74
RB Ezekiel Elliott 14.5 Cam Akers 10.1
RB Saquon Barkley 22.6 Rashaad Penny 7.9
WR CeeDee Lamb 22.7 Drake London 14.4
WR Brandon Aiyuk 12.9 Christian Kirk 19.2
WR Sterling Shepard 7.7 DK Metcalf 17.4
TE Albert Okwuegbunam 2.2 Robert Tonyan 9.7
K Graham Gano 14 Ryan Succop 8
D San Francisco 49ers 9 Green Bay Packers 12
Total 114.66 113.44
Winner Heartbreak Tennessee
Position Bob Barker's House of Pain Points Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else Points
QB Kirk Cousins 18.3 Jameis Winston 14.62
RB Damien Harris 12.6 Dontrell Hilliard 5.4
RB Kareem Hunt 9.1 Boston Scott 0
WR Davante Adams 14.2 Mecole Hardman 1.2
WR Adam Thielen 18.1 Nelson Agholor 4.1
WR Tee Higgins 14.3 Devin Duvernay 10.3
TE Travis Kelce 15.9 Mo Alie-Cox 1.9
K Greg Zuerlein 18 Wil Lutz 0
D Chicago Bears 5 New York Giants -1
Total 125.5 36.52
Winner Bob Barker's House of Pain
Position "Inspire Money" Initiative Points Dirty Mike and the Boys Points
QB Geno Smith 18.9 Kirk Cousins 18.3
RB Darrel Williams 0.7 Jeff Wilson Jr. 11.6
RB Jamaal Williams 24.7 Miles Sanders 5.4
WR Courtland Sutton 17.7 Garrett Wilson 12
WR Russell Gage 24.7 Christian Kirk 19.2
WR Romeo Doubs 21.3 Tyler Lockett 16.6
TE Cameron Brate 10.2 Irv Smith Jr. 5.2
K Nick Folk 10 Daniel Carlson 10
D Carolina Panthers 13 Philadelphia Eagles 17
Total 141.2 115.3
Winner "Inspire Money" Initiative
Position HTTWFT Points Inches, from 4th and Inches Points
QB Cooper Rush 12.4 Jalen Hurts 27.6
RB Javonte Williams 9 Derrick Henry 25.3
RB Jeff Wilson Jr. 11.6 Tony Pollard 10.5
WR Brandon Aiyuk 12.9 A.J. Brown 19.5
WR Noah Brown 10.4 DK Metcalf 17.4
WR Richie James Jr. 8 Nelson Agholor 4.1
TE Daniel Bellinger 8 T.J. Hockenson 10.8
K Graham Gano 14 Justin Tucker 8
D San Francisco 49ers 9 Houston Texans 8
Total 95.3 131.2
Winner Inches, from 4th and Inches
Position Ridley Casino Emporium Points Mills Thrills Points
QB Kirk Cousins 18.3 Jared Goff 13.88
RB Joe Mixon 6.8 Dameon Pierce 18.1
RB D'Andre Swift 7.6 David Montgomery 1.1
WR Russell Gage 24.7 Amon-Ra St. Brown 13.3
WR Tyler Lockett 16.6 Garrett Wilson 12
WR Allen Robinson II 4.3 Jaylen Waddle 15.1
TE Zach Ertz 10.5 Tyler Higbee 10.1
K Matt Ammendola 1 Robbie Gould 6
D New York Giants -1 Dallas Cowboys 8
Total 88.8 97.58
Winner Mills Thrills
Position Dez Still Caught It Points Two Girls One Kupp Points
QB Kirk Cousins 18.3 Kirk Cousins 18.3
RB David Montgomery 1.1 David Montgomery 1.1
RB James Robinson 20.6 James Robinson 20.6
WR Jaylen Waddle 15.1 Mack Hollins 29.96
WR Adam Thielen 18.1 Tee Higgins 14.3
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster 13.9 DeVonta Smith 30.9
TE Irv Smith Jr. 5.2 Logan Thomas 2.5
K Jason Sanders 3 Riley Patterson 12
D Baltimore Ravens 8 Houston Texans 8
Total 103.3 137.66
Winner Two Girls One Kupp
Position The Score-Box Munchers Points She Sucks My Boswell Points
QB Matthew Stafford 10.16 Matthew Stafford 10.16
RB Leonard Fournette 12 David Montgomery 1.1
RB Austin Ekeler 13.3 Leonard Fournette 12
WR Treylon Burks 3.1 Michael Pittman Jr. 15.2
WR DK Metcalf 17.4 Tee Higgins 14.3
WR Davante Adams 14.2 Nelson Agholor 4.1
TE Kyle Pitts 13.7 Tyler Higbee 10.1
K Jake Elliott 6 Evan McPherson 9
D Cincinnati Bengals 15 New Orleans Saints 6
Total 104.86 81.96
Winner The Score-Box Munchers
Position The Good Guys Points LeBron James is a Bitch Points
QB Carson Wentz 8.64 Tua Tagovailoa 11.44
RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire 14.9 Leonard Fournette 12
RB James Robinson 20.6 Javonte Williams 9
WR Garrett Wilson 12 Jaylen Waddle 15.1
WR Drake London 14.4 Equanimeous St. Brown 7.3
WR Kendrick Bourne 9.8 JuJu Smith-Schuster 13.9
TE Tyler Higbee 10.1 Zach Ertz 10.5
K Graham Gano 14 Evan McPherson 9
D Atlanta Falcons 1 Kansas City Chiefs 9
Total 105.44 97.24
Winner The Good Guys
Position Scrantonicity 4 Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB Josh Allen 26.7 Justin Fields 4.94
RB Saquon Barkley 22.6 Michael Carter 5.6
RB Devin Singletary 24.1 Darrell Henderson Jr. 1.7
WR Justin Jefferson 4.4 Curtis Samuel 13.1
WR Stefon Diggs 14.4 Nico Collins 6.1
WR Terry McLaurin 16.2 George Pickens 6.9
TE Zach Ertz 10.5 Hayden Hurst 1.7
K Matt Prater 14 Brett Maher 11
D Dallas Cowboys 8 Denver Broncos 17
Total 140.9 68.04
Winner Scrantonicity 4
Position The Kingpins of Crime Points why am I still doing this Points
QB Jared Goff 13.88 Jalen Hurts 27.6
RB Miles Sanders 5.4 Devin Singletary 24.1
RB David Montgomery 1.1 Ezekiel Elliott 14.5
WR Greg Dortch 17 Gabriel Davis 6.7
WR Michael Thomas 9.9 DK Metcalf 17.4
WR Drake London 14.4 Michael Thomas 9.9
TE Logan Thomas 2.5 Irv Smith Jr. 5.2
K Graham Gano 14 Wil Lutz 0
D Kansas City Chiefs 9 LA Chargers -6
Total 87.18 99.4
Winner why am I still doing this

2022-2023 Week 4

Position Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds Points Pay Day Gray Points
QB Trevor Lawrence 5.66 Jalen Hurts 15.96
RB Leonard Fournette 18.4 Jonathan Taylor 3.3
RB Khalil Herbert 11.1 Khalil Herbert 11.1
WR Corey Davis 18.4 Tyreek Hill 25.9
WR Greg Dortch 1.6 Marquise Brown 20.8
WR Gabriel Davis 2.3 Tutu Atwell 0
TE David Njoku 9.7 Albert Okwuegbunam 0
K Graham Gano 9 Robbie Gould 5
D Dallas Cowboys 11 Las Vegas Raiders 13
Total 87.16 95.06
Winner Pay Day Gray
Position MooseNOAntlers Points Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else Points
QB Marcus Mariota 3.86 Josh Allen 23.52
RB Khalil Herbert 11.1 Kareem Hunt 8.8
RB Jamaal Williams 23.9 Jamaal Williams 23.9
WR Noah Brown 9.1 Amari Cooper 1.9
WR Marquise Brown 20.8 DJ Chark Jr. 0
WR Diontae Johnson 4.2 Courtland Sutton 16.2
TE T.J. Hockenson 37.9 Irv Smith Jr. 5.3
K Daniel Carlson 13 Randy Bullock 7
D Green Bay Packers 8 Tennessee Titans 9
Total 131.86 95.62
Winner MooseNOAntlers
Position Southport Skegs Points Bob Barker's House of Pain Points
QB Jalen Hurts 15.96 Ryan Tannehill 14.38
RB Ezekiel Elliott 10.1 Cordarrelle Patterson 9.8
RB Saquon Barkley 18.2 Jamaal Williams 23.9
WR Diontae Johnson 4.2 Josh Reynolds 21.1
WR DeVonta Smith 4.7 Noah Brown 9.1
WR Allen Lazard 17.6 Rashod Bateman 4.7
TE Zach Ertz 16.7 Dallas Goedert 12.2
K Younghoe Koo 12 Jake Elliott 4
D Dallas Cowboys 11 LA Chargers 8
Total 110.46 107.18
Winner Southport Skegs
Position Joc Pederson's Pearls Points Heartbreak Tennessee Points
QB Kyler Murray 22.88 Jared Goff 29.22
RB Najee Harris 7.4 David Montgomery 0
RB Rashaad Penny 28.7 Chase Edmonds 10
WR Gabriel Davis 2.3 Noah Brown 9.1
WR Chris Olave 16.7 Breshad Perriman 0
WR Mike Williams 19 Michael Pittman Jr. 6.1
TE David Njoku 9.7 Irv Smith Jr. 5.3
K Greg Joseph 17 Chris Boswell 12
D San Francisco 49ers 22 Dallas Cowboys 11
Total 145.68 82.72
Winner Joc Pederson's Pearls
Position Ghost of Goodell's Past Points Freak of Nature Points
QB Geno Smith 31.7 Josh Allen 23.52
RB Jamaal Williams 23.9 Khalil Herbert 11.1
RB J.D. McKissic 8.6 Jamaal Williams 23.9
WR Diontae Johnson 4.2 Stefon Diggs 10.2
WR Mike Williams 19 Chris Olave 16.7
WR George Pickens 16.2 Amari Cooper 1.9
TE David Njoku 9.7 Dawson Knox 7
K Riley Patterson 3 Brett Maher 15
D Minnesota Vikings 6 Green Bay Packers 8
Total 122.3 117.32
Winner Ghost of Goodell's Past
Position Mister Commisioner Points Skid Marks Points
QB 0 Josh Allen 23.52
RB 0 Nick Chubb 20.7
RB 0 Jamaal Williams 23.9
WR 0 Tyreek Hill 25.9
WR 0 Tee Higgins 25.4
WR 0 Mike Evans 30.3
TE 0 Hayden Hurst 11.7
K 0 Evan McPherson 11
D 0 Dallas Cowboys 11
Total 0 183.42
Winner Skid Marks
Position Women in S.P.O.R.T.S Points End Zone Jones Points
QB 0 Jacoby Brissett 14.96
RB 0 Breece Hall 15.8
RB 0 Alvin Kamara 0
WR 0 Drake London 3.7
WR 0 Chris Olave 16.7
WR 0 David Bell 5.5
TE 0 Hayden Hurst 11.7
K 0 Brett Maher 15
D 0 Green Bay Packers 8
Total 0 91.36
Winner End Zone Jones
Position Gotham Points Loose Ends Only Points
QB 0 Jared Goff 29.22
RB 0 Khalil Herbert 11.1
RB 0 Jamaal Williams 23.9
WR 0 Deebo Samuel 23.7
WR 0 Allen Lazard 17.6
WR 0 Chase Claypool 0
TE 0 Evan Engram 2.6
K 0 Dustin Hopkins 10
D 0 Carolina Panthers 9
Total 0 127.12
Winner Loose Ends Only
Position "Inspire Money" Initiative Points Mills Thrills Points
QB Marcus Mariota 3.86 Marcus Mariota 3.86
RB Khalil Herbert 11.1 Rashaad Penny 28.7
RB Michael Carter 4.9 Jamaal Williams 23.9
WR Drake London 3.7 Drake London 3.7
WR Nico Collins 11.2 Isaiah McKenzie 12.1
WR Allen Robinson II 2.7 Diontae Johnson 4.2
TE Robert Tonyan 10.2 David Njoku 9.7
K Jake Elliott 4 Dustin Hopkins 10
D LA Chargers 8 New York Giants 15
Total 59.66 111.16
Winner Mills Thrills
Position Dirty Mike and the Boys Points Two Girls One Kupp Points
QB Derek Carr 11.52 Joe Burrow 20.08
RB Jamaal Williams 23.9 Jamaal Williams 23.9
RB Khalil Herbert 11.1 Khalil Herbert 11.1
WR Mike Williams 19 Garrett Wilson 6.1
WR DJ Chark Jr. 0 Brandon Aiyuk 7.7
WR Mack Hollins 6.3 Isaiah McKenzie 12.1
TE Evan Engram 2.6 Robert Tonyan 10.2
K Matt Gay 9 Eddy Pineiro 6
D New York Giants 15 Dallas Cowboys 11
Total 98.42 108.18
Winner Two Girls One Kupp
Position Inches, from 4th and Inches Points Dez Still Caught It Points
QB Russell Wilson 27.48 Aaron Rodgers 16.14
RB Austin Ekeler 34.9 Jamaal Williams 23.9
RB Rex Burkhead 14.9 Breece Hall 15.8
WR Michael Pittman Jr. 6.1 Mike Williams 19
WR Drake London 3.7 Romeo Doubs 13.7
WR Elijah Moore 8.5 Isaiah McKenzie 12.1
TE Noah Fant 7.2 Pat Freiermuth 15.5
K Graham Gano 9 Wil Lutz 6
D Green Bay Packers 8 Cleveland Browns 3
Total 119.78 125.14
Winner Dez Still Caught It
Position HTTWFT Points Ridley Casino Emporium Points
QB Mac Jones 0 Aaron Rodgers 16.14
RB Sony Michel 5.7 Dameon Pierce 25.9
RB Ezekiel Elliott 10.1 Khalil Herbert 11.1
WR CeeDee Lamb 21.7 Josh Reynolds 21.1
WR Allen Robinson II 2.7 Gabriel Davis 2.3
WR Drake London 3.7 Chris Olave 16.7
TE C.J. Uzomah 0 Pat Freiermuth 15.5
K Dustin Hopkins 10 Ka'imi Fairbairn 6
D New York Jets 13 Green Bay Packers 8
Total 66.9 122.74
Winner Ridley Casino Emporium
Position The Score-Box Munchers Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB Baker Mayfield 5.88 0
RB Jamaal Williams 23.9 0
RB Devin Singletary 11.6 0
WR Amari Cooper 1.9 0
WR Isaiah McKenzie 12.1 0
WR Tyler Boyd 7.62 0
TE Pat Freiermuth 15.5 0
K Brandon McManus 4 0
D Denver Broncos 1 0
Total 83.5 0
Winner The Score-Box Munchers
Position She Sucks My Boswell Points why am I still doing this Points
QB Marcus Mariota 3.86 Jared Goff 29.22
RB Khalil Herbert 11.1 Najee Harris 7.4
RB Jamaal Williams 23.9 Miles Sanders 29.6
WR Chris Olave 16.7 Courtland Sutton 16.2
WR Drake London 3.7 Allen Lazard 17.6
WR George Pickens 16.2 Chase Claypool 0
TE David Njoku 9.7 Dalton Schultz 0
K Justin Tucker 11 Greg Joseph 17
D Green Bay Packers 8 Los Angeles Rams 0
Total 104.16 117.02
Winner why am I still doing this
Position LeBron James is a Bitch Points The Kingpins of Crime Points
QB Jared Goff 29.22 Joe Burrow 20.08
RB D'Andre Swift 0 Khalil Herbert 11.1
RB Dontrell Hilliard 5.8 Rashaad Penny 28.7
WR Adam Thielen 15.2 Amari Cooper 1.9
WR Tyreek Hill 25.9 Robert Woods 13
WR Brandon Aiyuk 7.7 Richie James Jr. -0.1
TE David Njoku 9.7 Zach Ertz 16.7
K Younghoe Koo 12 Matt Prater 8
D Pittsburgh Steelers 5 Philadelphia Eagles 17
Total 110.52 116.38
Winner The Kingpins of Crime
Position The Good Guys Points Scrantonicity 4 Points
QB Aaron Rodgers 16.14 Justin Herbert 21.1
RB Khalil Herbert 11.1 Aaron Jones 14.5
RB Dameon Pierce 25.9 Damien Harris 15.4
WR Romeo Doubs 13.7 Amari Cooper 1.9
WR Noah Brown 9.1 Greg Dortch 1.6
WR Michael Pittman Jr. 6.1 Kendrick Bourne 5.8
TE Pat Freiermuth 15.5 Gerald Everett 17.1
K Austin Seibert 0 Chris Boswell 12
D Minnesota Vikings 6 Green Bay Packers 8
Total 103.54 97.4
Winner The Good Guys

2022-2023 Week 5

Position Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds Points Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else Points
QB Tom Brady 19.74 Cooper Rush 3.98
RB Melvin Gordon III 13.3 Jeff Wilson Jr. 20.2
RB Nick Chubb 25.4 AJ Dillon 3.4
WR Justin Jefferson 30.32 DJ Moore 10.7
WR Rashod Bateman 0 Corey Davis 5.8
WR Michael Gallup 8.4 Mack Hollins 0
TE Isaiah Likely 2.7 Austin Hooper 1.7
K Greg Joseph 1 Chris Boswell 1
D Green Bay Packers 3 Seattle Seahawks -1
Total 103.86 45.78
Winner Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds
Position MooseNOAntlers Points Bob Barker's House of Pain Points
QB Derek Carr 17.22 Trevor Lawrence 10.34
RB Melvin Gordon III 13.3 Melvin Gordon III 13.3
RB Rhamondre Stevenson 19.5 Breece Hall 27.7
WR Davante Adams 27.4 Corey Davis 5.8
WR Jakobi Meyers 24.1 Chris Olave 15.4
WR Chris Olave 15.4 Romeo Doubs 5.9
TE Dallas Goedert 17.5 Pat Freiermuth 3.2
K Cade York 2 Robbie Gould 6
D Jacksonville Jaguars 6 Denver Broncos 13
Total 142.42 100.64
Winner MooseNOAntlers
Position Southport Skegs Points Heartbreak Tennessee Points
QB Aaron Rodgers 16.88 Geno Smith 24.02
RB Nick Chubb 25.4 Leonard Fournette 35.9
RB Rhamondre Stevenson 19.5 Miles Sanders 8.4
WR Tyreek Hill 13 Amon-Ra St. Brown 5.8
WR Chris Olave 15.4 Christian Kirk 2.1
WR M. Valdes-Scantling 15 Deebo Samuel 11.2
TE Tyler Higbee 11.6 Tyler Conklin 0
K Cade York 2 Daniel Carlson 16
D Miami Dolphins -1 Minnesota Vikings 6
Total 117.78 109.42
Winner Southport Skegs
Position Joc Pederson's Pearls Points Pay Day Gray Points
QB Tom Brady 19.74 Bailey Zappe 10.02
RB Damien Harris 2.2 Breece Hall 27.7
RB Miles Sanders 8.4 Christian McCaffrey 23.4
WR A.J. Brown 6.2 Devin Duvernay 12.8
WR Stefon Diggs 24.2 Brandon Aiyuk 8.8
WR DeVonta Smith 18.7 Jahan Dotson 0
TE Tyler Conklin 0 Will Dissly 4.1
K Robbie Gould 6 Jason Sanders 5
D Minnesota Vikings 6 Los Angeles Rams 6
Total 91.44 97.82
Winner Pay Day Gray
Position End Zone Jones Points Mister Commisioner Points
QB Teddy Bridgewater 0 0
RB Mark Ingram II 3.6 0
RB Rhamondre Stevenson 19.5 0
WR Ja'Marr Chase 12 0
WR Elijah Moore 2.1 0
WR Garrett Wilson 5.7 0
TE Adam Trautman 11.2 0
K Cade York 2 0
D Minnesota Vikings 6 0
Total 62.1 0
Winner End Zone Jones
Position Loose Ends Only Points Women in S.P.O.R.T.S Points
QB Andy Dalton 9.88 Josh Allen 35.16
RB Rhamondre Stevenson 19.5 Rhamondre Stevenson 19.5
RB Kareem Hunt 14.7 Nick Chubb 25.4
WR Gabriel Davis 32.1 Cooper Kupp 25.9
WR Robert Woods 7.7 Tee Higgins 0
WR Devin Duvernay 12.8 Drake London 7.5
TE O.J. Howard 0 Gerald Everett 1.2
K Ka'imi Fairbairn 11 Cade York 2
D Kansas City Chiefs 0 Minnesota Vikings 6
Total 107.68 122.66
Winner Women in S.P.O.R.T.S
Position Ghost of Goodell's Past Points Skid Marks Points
QB Aaron Rodgers 16.88 Russell Wilson 9.16
RB Mike Boone 11.5 Dalvin Cook 26.1
RB Devin Singletary 5.6 James Robinson 5.9
WR Chris Olave 15.4 Jerry Jeudy 8.3
WR Jaylen Waddle 5.3 A.J. Brown 6.2
WR Mike Evans 12.1 Chris Olave 15.4
TE Gerald Everett 1.2 Darren Waller 0
K Mason Crosby GB 10 Brandon McManus 10
D New Orleans Saints 3 San Francisco 49ers 15
Total 80.98 96.06
Winner Skid Marks
Position Gotham Points Freak of Nature Points
QB 0 Lamar Jackson 14.76
RB 0 Nick Chubb 25.4
RB 0 Jeff Wilson Jr. 20.2
WR 0 DeVonta Smith 18.7
WR 0 Chris Godwin 12.3
WR 0 Noah Brown 1.5
TE 0 Mark Andrews 22.9
K 0 Evan McPherson 6
D 0 Buffalo Bills 10
Total 0 131.76
Winner Freak of Nature
Position "Inspire Money" Initiative Points Two Girls One Kupp Points
QB Teddy Bridgewater 0 Derek Carr 17.22
RB Rhamondre Stevenson 19.5 Damien Harris 2.2
RB James Robinson 5.9 Travis Etienne Jr. 14.4
WR Tyler Lockett 27.4 Tyler Boyd 6.2
WR Hunter Renfrow 2.7 Curtis Samuel 12.2
WR Jarvis Landry 0 Robert Woods 7.7
TE Tyler Conklin 0 Dallas Goedert 17.5
K Matthew Wright 7 Jason Myers 9
D Minnesota Vikings 6 Seattle Seahawks -1
Total 68.5 85.42
Winner Two Girls One Kupp
Position HTTWFT Points Mills Thrills Points
QB 0 Teddy Bridgewater 0
RB 0 Nyheim Hines 1.8
RB 0 Damien Harris 2.2
WR 0 Jakobi Meyers 24.1
WR 0 Devin Duvernay 12.8
WR 0 DJ Chark Jr. 0
TE 0 Logan Thomas 0
K 0 Matt Gay 3
D 0 Tennessee Titans 5
Total 0 48.9
Winner Mills Thrills
Position Dirty Mike and the Boys Points Dez Still Caught It Points
QB Andy Dalton 9.88 Trevor Lawrence 10.34
RB James Robinson 5.9 Devin Singletary 5.6
RB Raheem Mostert 19.2 Rhamondre Stevenson 19.5
WR Chris Olave 15.4 Chris Olave 15.4
WR Brandin Cooks 6 Curtis Samuel 12.2
WR Robert Woods 7.7 Robert Woods 7.7
TE Zach Ertz 10.8 David Njoku 14.8
K Tyler Bass 7 Mason Crosby GB 10
D Buffalo Bills 10 Minnesota Vikings 6
Total 91.88 101.54
Winner Dez Still Caught It
Position Inches, from 4th and Inches Points Ridley Casino Emporium Points
QB Patrick Mahomes II 30.58 Tom Brady 19.74
RB Alvin Kamara 23.4 Rhamondre Stevenson 19.5
RB Kareem Hunt 14.7 Clyde Edwards-Helaire 6.5
WR Ja'Marr Chase 12 DeVonta Smith 18.7
WR Garrett Wilson 5.7 Devin Duvernay 12.8
WR Chris Godwin 12.3 Christian Kirk 2.1
TE Dallas Goedert 17.5 Mike Gesicki 4
K Greg Joseph 1 Cameron Dicker 9
D Minnesota Vikings 6 San Francisco 49ers 15
Total 123.18 107.34
Winner Inches, from 4th and Inches
Position The Score-Box Munchers Points why am I still doing this Points
QB Trevor Lawrence 10.34 Trevor Lawrence 10.34
RB J.K. Dobbins 4.4 Clyde Edwards-Helaire 6.5
RB Raheem Mostert 19.2 Aaron Jones 10
WR Robert Woods 7.7 Mike Evans 12.1
WR Ja'Marr Chase 12 A.J. Brown 6.2
WR Christian Kirk 2.1 Christian Kirk 2.1
TE Gerald Everett 1.2 Austin Hooper 1.7
K Nick Folk 18 Ryan Succop 8
D Jacksonville Jaguars 6 San Francisco 49ers 15
Total 80.94 71.94
Winner The Score-Box Munchers
Position She Sucks My Boswell Points The Kingpins of Crime Points
QB Josh Allen 35.16 Derek Carr 17.22
RB Nyheim Hines 1.8 J.K. Dobbins 4.4
RB Jeff Wilson Jr. 20.2 Devin Singletary 5.6
WR Gabriel Davis 32.1 Jerry Jeudy 8.3
WR Amari Cooper 20.6 Mack Hollins 0
WR Brandin Cooks 6 Tyler Lockett 27.4
TE Mark Andrews 22.9 Dallas Goedert 17.5
K Chris Boswell 1 Ryan Succop 8
D Buffalo Bills 10 Minnesota Vikings 6
Total 149.76 94.42
Winner She Sucks My Boswell
Position Scrantonicity 4 Points LeBron James is a Bitch Points
QB Lamar Jackson 14.76 Aaron Rodgers 16.88
RB Breece Hall 27.7 Tyler Allgeier 4.5
RB Khalil Herbert 1.1 Breece Hall 27.7
WR Cooper Kupp 25.9 Tee Higgins 0
WR Mack Hollins 0 Mike Evans 12.1
WR Russell Gage 6 Diontae Johnson 11
TE Tyler Conklin 0 Dallas Goedert 17.5
K Cade York 2 Tyler Bass 7
D Miami Dolphins -1 Miami Dolphins -1
Total 76.46 95.68
Winner LeBron James is a Bitch
Position Krusty Krab Pizzas Points The Good Guys Points
QB Trevor Lawrence 10.34 Kirk Cousins 22.24
RB Raheem Mostert 19.2 Miles Sanders 8.4
RB James Robinson 5.9 Damien Harris 2.2
WR Corey Davis 5.8 Corey Davis 5.8
WR Christian Watson 0.8 Devin Duvernay 12.8
WR Rondale Moore 13.1 Adam Thielen 6.7
TE Tyler Higbee 11.6 Dallas Goedert 17.5
K Younghoe Koo 0 Wil Lutz 9
D Jacksonville Jaguars 6 Tennessee Titans 5
Total 72.74 89.64
Winner The Good Guys

2022-2023 Week 6

Position Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds Points Southport Skegs Points
QB Geno Smith 12.68 Tom Brady 13.72
RB Breece Hall 20.1 Leonard Fournette 22.1
RB Aaron Jones 7.4 Eno Benjamin 9.5
WR Courtland Sutton 3.4 DK Metcalf 5.4
WR Chris Godwin 15.5 Rondale Moore 10.9
WR Cooper Kupp 16.7 George Pickens 5.8
TE Mark Andrews 23.6 Gerald Everett 7.9
K Justin Tucker 7 Greg Joseph 3
D Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4 Chicago Bears 8
Total 110.38 86.32
Winner Southport Corridor Strawberry Samoyeds
Position MooseNOAntlers Points Joc Pederson's Pearls Points
QB Geno Smith 12.68 Joe Burrow 32.5
RB Aaron Jones 7.4 Rhamondre Stevenson 25.1
RB Eno Benjamin 9.5 Devin Singletary 14.7
WR Stefon Diggs 30.8 Mike Evans 8.2
WR Rondale Moore 10.9 Christian Kirk 10.8
WR Mike Williams 1.8 Chris Godwin 15.5
TE Zach Ertz 14 Evan Engram 9
K Greg Joseph 3 Wil Lutz 14
D Minnesota Vikings 8 Jacksonville Jaguars -4
Total 98.08 125.8
Winner Joc Pederson's Pearls
Position Loose Ends Only Points Skid Marks Points
QB Lamar Jackson 16.1 Kyler Murray 14.88
RB Nick Chubb 8 Rhamondre Stevenson 25.1
RB Eno Benjamin 9.5 Leonard Fournette 22.1
WR Mike Evans 8.2 Curtis Samuel 2.6
WR Drake London 7 Michael Pittman Jr. 26.4
WR Romeo Doubs 6.1 Chris Godwin 15.5
TE Gerald Everett 7.9 Zach Ertz 14
K Ryan Succop 14 Cairo Santos 1
D Los Angeles Rams 10 Washington Commanders 11
Total 86.8 132.58
Winner Skid Marks
Position Freak of Nature Points End Zone Jones Points
QB Kyler Murray 14.88 Tom Brady 13.72
RB Eno Benjamin 9.5 Dalvin Cook 15.3
RB Rhamondre Stevenson 25.1 J.K. Dobbins 1.5
WR Marquise Brown 11.8 Deebo Samuel 16
WR Allen Lazard 17.6 Tyler Boyd 12.6
WR Adam Thielen 15.6 Scotty Miller 0
TE David Njoku 8.8 George Kittle 16.3
K Jason Sanders 4 Graham Gano 6
D Los Angeles Rams 10 Los Angeles Rams 10
Total 117.28 91.42
Winner Freak of Nature
Position Ghost of Goodell's Past Points Women in S.P.O.R.T.S Points
QB Trevor Lawrence 24.9 0
RB Breece Hall 20.1 0
RB Raheem Mostert 5.8 0
WR Devin Duvernay 2.4 0
WR Chris Godwin 15.5 0
WR DK Metcalf 5.4 0
TE Albert Okwuegbunam 0 0
K Brandon McManus 13 0
D New England Patriots 13 0
Total 100.1 0
Winner Ghost of Goodell's Past
Position Mister Commisioner Points Gotham Points
QB 0 0
RB 0 0
RB 0 0
WR 0 0
WR 0 0
WR 0 0
TE 0 0
K 0 0
D 0 0
Total 0 0
Winner
Position Heartbreak Tennessee Points Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else Points
QB Jimmy Garoppolo 16.94 Geno Smith 12.68
RB Rhamondre Stevenson 25.1 Eno Benjamin 9.5
RB Eno Benjamin 9.5 Deon Jackson 28.1
WR Chris Godwin 15.5 Chris Godwin 15.5
WR Drake London 7 Chris Olave 0
WR Jamal Agnew 3.4 Justin Jefferson 16.7
TE Will Dissly 2.2 Hayden Hurst 5.1
K Robbie Gould 2 Brandon McManus 13
D Los Angeles Rams 10 New York Jets 21
Total 91.64 121.58
Winner Jalen Hurts Better Be Good Or Else
Position Pay Day Gray Points Bob Barker's House of Pain Points
QB Carson Wentz 4.16 Matthew Stafford 11.82
RB Aaron Jones 7.4 Phillip Lindsay 6.2
RB Miles Sanders 14.2 Rhamondre Stevenson 25.1
WR Elijah Moore 0 JuJu Smith-Schuster 22.3
WR James Proche II 0 Alec Pierce 13.9
WR K.J. Osborn 4.8 Tyler Boyd 12.6
TE David Njoku 8.8 Tyler Higbee 1.7
K Younghoe Koo 4 Wil Lutz 14
D New Orleans Saints 4 Dallas Cowboys 6
Total 47.36 113.62
Winner Bob Barker's House of Pain
Position "Inspire Money" Initiative Points Inches, from 4th and Inches Points
QB 0 Josh Allen 26.36
RB 0 Saquon Barkley 18.5
RB 0 Ken Walker III 19
WR 0 Deebo Samuel 16
WR 0 Tyler Lockett 3.7
WR 0 Isaiah McKenzie 2.9
TE 0 Gerald Everett 7.9
K 0 Evan McPherson 8
D 0 Jacksonville Jaguars -4
Total 0 98.36
Winner Inches, from 4th and Inches
Position Dirty Mike and the Boys Points HTTWFT Points
QB Tom Brady 13.72 Joe Burrow 32.5
RB Eno Benjamin 9.5 Nick Chubb 8
RB Deon Jackson 28.1 Kenyan Drake 19.7
WR Ja'Marr Chase 32.2 Brandon Powell 8
WR Isaiah McKenzie 2.9 David Sills V 1.8
WR Allen Lazard 17.6 Marquise Goodwin 4.6
TE Mike Gesicki 24.9 David Njoku 8.8
K Robbie Gould 2 Tyler Bass 6
D Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4
Total 134.92 93.4
Winner Dirty Mike and the Boys
Position Ridley Casino Emporium Points Two Girls One Kupp Points
QB Joe Burrow 32.5 Daniel Jones 13.52
RB Darrell Henderson Jr. 13.2 Rhamondre Stevenson 25.1
RB Eno Benjamin 9.5 Eno Benjamin 9.5
WR Romeo Doubs 6.1 Chris Godwin 15.5
WR Mike Evans 8.2 DJ Moore 3.7
WR Ben Skowronek 16.7 Darnell Mooney 13.8
TE Dawson Knox 12.7 Will Dissly 2.2
K Robbie Gould 2 Wil Lutz 14
D Los Angeles Rams 10 Carolina Panthers 8
Total 110.9 105.32
Winner Ridley Casino Emporium
Position Mills Thrills Points Dez Still Caught It Points
QB Tom Brady 13.72 Geno Smith 12.68
RB Rhamondre Stevenson 25.1 Darrell Henderson Jr. 13.2
RB Melvin Gordon III 0.8 Eno Benjamin 9.5
WR Chris Godwin 15.5 Tyler Lockett 3.7
WR DK Metcalf 5.4 Gabriel Davis 16.4
WR Alec Pierce 13.9 Devin Duvernay 2.4
TE Evan Engram 9 Evan Engram 9
K Wil Lutz 14 Evan McPherson 8
D Los Angeles Rams 10 Los Angeles Rams 10
Total 107.42 84.88
Winner Mills Thrills
Position The Score-Box Munchers Points LeBron James is a Bitch Points
QB Geno Smith 12.68 Bailey Zappe 18.36
RB Ken Walker III 19 Alvin Kamara 18.4
RB Dalvin Cook 15.3 Christian McCaffrey 22.8
WR Gabriel Davis 16.4 Christian Kirk 10.8
WR Deebo Samuel 16 Courtland Sutton 3.4
WR M. Valdes-Scantling 0 Deebo Samuel 16
TE Noah Fant 10.5 Dalton Schultz 0
K Jason Myers 13 Justin Tucker 7
D Los Angeles Rams 10 Seattle Seahawks 14
Total 112.88 110.76
Winner The Score-Box Munchers
Position She Sucks My Boswell Points The Good Guys Points
QB Tom Brady 13.72 Daniel Jones 13.52
RB Deon Jackson 28.1 David Montgomery 9
RB Eno Benjamin 9.5 Rhamondre Stevenson 25.1
WR Chris Godwin 15.5 Chris Godwin 15.5
WR M. Valdes-Scantling 0 Marquise Brown 11.8
WR Isaiah McKenzie 2.9 Brandon Aiyuk 28.3
TE Zach Ertz 14 Zach Ertz 14
K Matt Gay 6 Evan McPherson 8
D Los Angeles Rams 10 Jacksonville Jaguars -4
Total 99.72 121.22
Winner The Good Guys
Position Scrantonicity 4 Points why am I still doing this Points
QB Geno Smith 12.68 Kyler Murray 14.88
RB Nick Chubb 8 David Montgomery 9
RB Jeff Wilson Jr. 0.5 Austin Ekeler 23
WR Marquise Brown 11.8 Amari Cooper 14.4
WR Mike Williams 1.8 Mike Williams 1.8
WR Isaiah McKenzie 2.9 Marquise Brown 11.8
TE Travis Kelce 19.2 George Kittle 16.3
K Graham Gano 6 Mason Crosby GB 3
D Los Angeles Rams 10 Baltimore Ravens 8
Total 72.88 102.18
Winner why am I still doing this
Position Krusty Krab Pizzas Points The Kingpins of Crime Points
QB Kirk Cousins 16.5 Tom Brady 13.72
RB AJ Dillon 9.2 Melvin Gordon III 0.8
RB Tony Pollard 7.2 Breece Hall 20.1
WR Randall Cobb 1.8 Darnell Mooney 13.8
WR K.J. Osborn 4.8 Gabriel Davis 16.4
WR Devin Duvernay 2.4 Chris Godwin 15.5
TE David Njoku 8.8 David Njoku 8.8
K Chris Boswell 10 Tyler Bass 6
D Minnesota Vikings 8 Los Angeles Rams 10
Total 68.7 105.12
Winner The Kingpins of Crime