The League

Standings

Team Name Win/Loss Division Points
The Realest 7/7 4/1 1672.58
Lannisters 7/7 1/4 1662.28
Adam Schefter's Sources 5/9 3/2 1084.24
Skid Marks 9/5 4/1 1720.48
Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S 8/6 3/2 1650.36
team Web 3/11 0/5 919.52
Team Name Win/Loss Division Points
Titan Your Butthole 6/8 2/3 1536.1
Pay Day Gray 3/11 2/3 1387.24
Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts 8/6 4/1 1487.64
Bob Barker's House of Pain 5/9 2/3 1440.62
Freak of Nature 7/7 2/3 1554.36
The Funks 4/10 3/2 1443.02
Team Name Win/Loss Division Points
Jerry West’s Office Window 6/8 1/4 1564
Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy 9/5 2/3 1609.6
Southport Skegs 7/7 2/3 1391.54
The Hens 9/5 4/1 1591.44
Love Me Sexy 9/5 3/2 1575
CobbSlobbers 7/7 3/2 1532.22
Team Name Win/Loss Division Points
Scrantonicity 5 11/3 3/2 1516.48
Krusty Krab Pizzas 8/6 4/1 1518.78
skol! go yikes 8/6 2/3 1540.72
Kingpins Of Crime 6/8 2/3 1550.28
The Good Guys 8/6 3/2 1543.28
lansing leopards 5/9 1/4 1407.4
Team Name Win/Loss Division Points
Kirk Cochainz 7/7 2/3 1471.08
Saquon Deez Nutz 9/5 5/0 1541.96
Waller? Hardly Know Her 3/11 0/5 1395.9
Dez Still Caught It 8/6 4/1 1701.52
Just the tip Jefferson 4/10 3/2 1447.56
Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined 4/10 1/4 1314.46
Team Name Win/Loss Division Points
End Zone Jones 11/3 3/2 1685.82
Drew Crew 8/6 3/2 1668.8
She Sucks My Boswell 10/4 4/1 1665.5
AR5 Fan Club 8/6 2/3 1492.82
Scorebox Munchers 5/9 1/4 1299.46
Gamecocks 8/6 2/3 1438.36

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2023-2024 Week 1

Position Drew Crew Points Pay Day Gray Points
QB Geno Smith - SEA 9.08 Kirk Cousins - MIN 16.46
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 13.9 James Conner - ARI 12
RB Aaron Jones - GB 26.7 Raheem Mostert - MIA 13
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 3 Christian Kirk - JAX 1.9
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2 Terry McLaurin - WAS 5.1
WR Jahan Dotson - WAS 9 Van Jefferson - LAR 6.4
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 11.5 Isaiah Likely - BAL 1.4
K Justin Tucker - BAL 5 Cameron Dicker - LAC 12
D Washington Commanders 12 Baltimore Ravens 12
Total 103.38 80.26
Winner Drew Crew
Position Southport Skegs Points Waller? Hardly Know Her Points
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 17.74 Jared Goff - DET 14.02
RB Najee Harris - PIT 5.3 Cam Akers - MIN 8.9
RB James Cook - BUF 10.3 Antonio Gibson - WAS 0.9
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 14.9 Marquez Valdes-Scantling - KC 6.8
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 11.3 Parris Campbell - NYG 1.2
WR Mike Williams - LAC 8.5 Marvin Jones Jr. - DET 0.8
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 9.4 Logan Thomas - WAS 8.3
K Cairo Santos - CHI 7 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 10
D Green Bay Packers 14 Jacksonville Jaguars 13
Total 98.44 63.92
Winner Southport Skegs
Position Gamecocks Points The Funks Points
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 6.56 Desmond Ridder - ATL 8.9
RB Aaron Jones - GB 26.7 AJ Dillon - GB 5.6
RB Jamaal Williams - NO 7.2 Raheem Mostert - MIA 13
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 3 Keenan Allen - LAC 14.2
WR Van Jefferson - LAR 6.4 Gabe Davis - BUF 5.2
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2 Adam Thielen - CAR 3.2
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 9.4 Isaiah Likely - BAL 1.4
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 7 Harrison Butker - KC 8
D Washington Commanders 12 Atlanta Falcons 13
Total 91.46 72.5
Winner Gamecocks
Position Lannisters Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 17.74 Aaron Rodgers - NYJ 0
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 13.9 Joe Mixon - CIN 10.3
RB Aaron Jones - GB 26.7 Miles Sanders - CAR 11.8
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 14.9 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 11.7
WR Randall Cobb - NYJ 0 Robert Woods - HOU 11.7
WR Matthew Slater - NE 0 Kendrick Bourne - NE 24.4
TE Travis Kelce - KC 0 Pat Freiermuth - PIT 7.3
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 7 Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 9
D Baltimore Ravens 12 Arizona Cardinals 20
Total 92.24 106.2
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas
Position Kingpins Of Crime Points Skid Marks Points
QB Desmond Ridder - ATL 8.9 Sam Howell - WAS 15.18
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 13.6 Tony Pollard - DAL 22.2
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 0 Brian Robinson - WAS 13.6
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 11.7
WR George Pickens - PIT 8.6 Zay Jones - JAX 16.5
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 6.7 Drake London - ATL 0
TE Juwan Johnson - NO 6.6 Evan Engram - JAX 9.9
K Nick Folk - TEN 18 Younghoe Koo - ATL 7
D Jacksonville Jaguars 13 Washington Commanders 12
Total 88.6 108.08
Winner Skid Marks
Position Adam Schefter's Sources Points skol! go yikes Points
QB Geno Smith - SEA 9.08 Justin Herbert - LAC 20.86
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 13 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 21.4
RB Deon Jackson - IND 3.8 Antonio Gibson - WAS 0.9
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 17.7 Garrett Wilson - NYJ 14.4
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster - NE 7.3 Drake London - ATL 0
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 5.2 Jayden Reed - GB 6.6
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 7.9 Sam LaPorta - DET 8.9
K Cairo Santos - CHI 7 Harrison Butker - KC 8
D Jacksonville Jaguars 13 Atlanta Falcons 13
Total 83.98 94.06
Winner skol! go yikes
Position Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points CobbSlobbers Points
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 6.56 Kirk Cousins - MIN 16.46
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 13 Cam Akers - MIN 8.9
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 13.4 Alexander Mattison - MIN 13.4
WR Chris Olave - NO 19.2 Christian Kirk - JAX 1.9
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2 Michael Thomas - NO 11.1
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 29.1 Darnell Mooney - CHI 15.3
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 7.9 Luke Musgrave - GB 8
K Greg Joseph - MIN 5 Brandon McManus - JAX 8
D Atlanta Falcons 13 Minnesota Vikings 3
Total 120.36 86.06
Winner Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined
Position Dez Still Caught It Points The Hens Points
QB Geno Smith - SEA 9.08 Justin Herbert - LAC 20.86
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 13 Aaron Jones - GB 26.7
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 13.6 Miles Sanders - CAR 11.8
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 3 Garrett Wilson - NYJ 14.4
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 1.9 Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2
WR Van Jefferson - LAR 6.4 Marvin Mims Jr. - DEN 2.9
TE Gerald Everett - LAC 4.3 Dallas Goedert - PHI 0
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 12 Wil Lutz - DEN 4
D Washington Commanders 12 Seattle Seahawks -2
Total 75.28 91.86
Winner The Hens
Position lansing leopards Points team Web Points
QB Jared Goff - DET 14.02 Geno Smith - SEA 9.08
RB J.K. Dobbins - BAL 11.7 Bijan Robinson - ATL 20.3
RB Cam Akers - MIN 8.9 Ezekiel Elliott - NE 7.3
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 14.2 Adam Thielen - CAR 3.2
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 24.1 Amari Cooper - CLE 6.7
WR DJ Moore - CHI 4.5 Brandin Cooks - DAL 4.2
TE Austin Hooper - LV 3 Andrew Ogletree - IND 3
K Justin Tucker - BAL 5 Graham Gano - NYG 0
D Washington Commanders 12 Chicago Bears 0
Total 97.42 53.78
Winner lansing leopards
Position Bob Barker's House of Pain Points AR5 Fan Club Points
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 16.46 Baker Mayfield - TB 16.02
RB Jamaal Williams - NO 7.2 Deon Jackson - IND 3.8
RB Miles Sanders - CAR 11.8 Raheem Mostert - MIA 13
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 3 Zay Jones - JAX 16.5
WR Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL 5.7 DJ Chark Jr. - CAR 0
WR Curtis Samuel - WAS 11 Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2
TE Chigoziem Okonkwo - TEN 0 Kylen Granson - IND 7.9
K Jason Sanders - MIA 14 Joey Slye - WAS 8
D Washington Commanders 12 Washington Commanders 12
Total 81.16 90.42
Winner AR5 Fan Club
Position The Score-Box Munchers Points Freakofnature Points
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 27.14 Lamar Jackson - BAL 6.56
RB Khalil Herbert - CHI 11.4 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 21.4
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 14.9 Rachaad White - TB 6.9
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 13.7 Christian Kirk - JAX 1.9
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 44.5 Keenan Allen - LAC 14.2
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 3 Brandin Cooks - DAL 4.2
TE Mike Gesicki - NE 6.6 Juwan Johnson - NO 6.6
K Jason Sanders - MIA 14 Brandon McManus - JAX 8
D New England Patriots 7 Washington Commanders 12
Total 142.24 81.76
Winner The Score-Box Munchers
Position Just the tip Jefferson Points Love Me Sexy Points
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 3.18 Geno Smith - SEA 9.08
RB Aaron Jones - GB 26.7 Alexander Mattison - MIN 13.4
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 1.3 Jamaal Williams - NO 7.2
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 5.1 Romeo Doubs - GB 18.6
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 1.9 Allen Lazard - NYJ 6.6
WR Drake London - ATL 0 Darius Slayton - NYG 4.5
TE Evan Engram - JAX 9.9 Noah Gray - KC 6.1
K Eddy Pineiro - CAR 5 Jason Myers - SEA 8
D Washington Commanders 12 Green Bay Packers 14
Total 65.08 87.48
Winner Love Me Sexy
Position She Sucks My Boswell Points Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 6.56 Jared Goff - DET 14.02
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 13.6 Deon Jackson - IND 3.8
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 13.9 Jamaal Williams - NO 7.2
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2 Kadarius Toney - KC 1
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 19.1 Ben Skowronek - LAR 0
WR Mike Williams - LAC 8.5 Mecole Hardman Jr. - NYJ 0
TE Hayden Hurst - CAR 15.1 Noah Gray - KC 6.1
K Jason Sanders - MIA 14 Eddy Pineiro - CAR 5
D Washington Commanders 12 Atlanta Falcons 13
Total 115.96 50.12
Winner She Sucks My Boswell
Position Scrantonicity 5 Points The Realest Points
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 15.18 Justin Fields - CHI 14.54
RB Rashaad Penny - PHI 0 Kenneth Walker III - SEA 10.7
RB Najee Harris - PIT 5.3 Austin Ekeler - LAC 26.4
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 11.8 DK Metcalf - SEA 13.7
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 11.3 Chris Olave - NO 19.2
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 5.1 Davante Adams - LV 12.6
TE Isaiah Likely - BAL 1.4 Kyle Pitts - ATL 6.4
K Graham Gano - NYG 0 Jason Myers - SEA 8
D Baltimore Ravens 12 Baltimore Ravens 12
Total 62.08 123.54
Winner The Realest
Position Kirk Cochainz Points Jerry West’s Office Window Points
QB Sam Howell - WAS 15.18 Trevor Lawrence - JAX 17.74
RB Rachaad White - TB 6.9 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 8
RB Khalil Herbert - CHI 11.4 Jamaal Williams - NO 7.2
WR Skyy Moore - KC 0.4 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 19.1
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2 Christian Kirk - JAX 1.9
WR Jayden Reed - GB 6.6 Skyy Moore - KC 0.4
TE Hayden Hurst - CAR 15.1 Dallas Goedert - PHI 0
K Joey Slye - WAS 8 Greg Zuerlein - NYJ 11
D Washington Commanders 12 Washington Commanders 12
Total 88.78 77.34
Winner Kirk Cochainz
Position Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points The Good Guys Points
QB Justin Fields - CHI 14.54 Trevor Lawrence - JAX 17.74
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 20.3 Aaron Jones - GB 26.7
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 13 Brian Robinson - WAS 13.6
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 24.1 Drake London - ATL 0
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 21.9 Rashod Bateman - BAL 6.5
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 4.2 Zay Jones - JAX 16.5
TE Isaiah Likely - BAL 1.4 Juwan Johnson - NO 6.6
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 7 Cameron Dicker - LAC 12
D Washington Commanders 12 Washington Commanders 12
Total 118.44 111.64
Winner Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
Position Titan Your Butthole Points Endzone Jones Points
QB Geno Smith - SEA 9.08 Justin Herbert - LAC 20.86
RB Miles Sanders - CAR 11.8 Aaron Jones - GB 26.7
RB Antonio Gibson - WAS 0.9 Cam Akers - MIN 8.9
WR Curtis Samuel - WAS 11 Chris Godwin - TB 10.1
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2 Chris Olave - NO 19.2
WR Chris Olave - NO 19.2 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 9.1
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 3.1 Juwan Johnson - NO 6.6
K Brandon McManus - JAX 8 Justin Tucker - BAL 5
D Green Bay Packers 14 Philadelphia Eagles 11
Total 90.28 117.46
Winner Endzone Jones
Position Saquon Deez Nutz Points Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points
QB Jared Goff - DET 14.02 Sam Howell - WAS 15.18
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 13 J.K. Dobbins - BAL 11.7
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 10.3 Isiah Pacheco - KC 9.4
WR Drake London - ATL 0 Tyler Lockett - SEA 3
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 3.2 Courtland Sutton - DEN 13.2
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 19.1 Skyy Moore - KC 0.4
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 7.9 Juwan Johnson - NO 6.6
K Wil Lutz - DEN 4 Tyler Bass - BUF 13
D Jacksonville Jaguars 13 Minnesota Vikings 3
Total 84.52 75.48
Winner Saquon Deez Nutz

2023-2024 Week 2

Position Lannisters Points Freakofnature Points
QB Josh Allen - BUF 23.66 Jordan Love - GB 20.34
RB Nick Chubb - CLE 6.4 Nick Chubb - CLE 6.4
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 19.9 Khalil Herbert - CHI 6.8
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 15 Michael Thomas - NO 12.5
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 25.3 Zay Flowers - BAL 10.8
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 8 Romeo Doubs - GB 5
TE Hunter Henry - NE 17.2 Darren Waller - NYG 13.6
K Brandon McManus - JAX 10 Evan McPherson - CIN 6
D New Orleans Saints 9 Dallas Cowboys 16
Total 134.46 97.44
Winner Lannisters
Position Pay Day Gray Points Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points
QB Jimmy Garoppolo - LV 7.5 Jalen Hurts - PHI 25.22
RB Jamaal Williams - NO 2.9 Kenneth Walker III - SEA 18.4
RB Joshua Kelley - LAC 3.9 Rachaad White - TB 21.3
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 12.4 Gabe Davis - BUF 21.2
WR DJ Moore - CHI 16.4 Chris Olave - NO 14.6
WR Jauan Jennings - SF 7.1 DeVonta Smith - PHI 23.1
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 11.3 Darren Waller - NYG 13.6
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 13 Riley Patterson - DET 7
D New England Patriots 4 Dallas Cowboys 16
Total 78.5 160.42
Winner Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
Position She Sucks My Boswell Points The Hens Points
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 22.2 Daniel Jones - NYG 30.74
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 27.1 Bijan Robinson - ATL 21.2
RB AJ Dillon - GB 7.3 Zack Moss - IND 20.7
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 16.2 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 8.1
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 30.1 Nico Collins - HOU 27.6
WR Chris Olave - NO 14.6 Romeo Doubs - GB 5
TE David Njoku - CLE 6.8 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 9.3
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 18 Graham Gano - NYG 7
D San Francisco 49ers 4 Miami Dolphins 11
Total 146.3 140.64
Winner She Sucks My Boswell
Position Waller? Hardly Know Her Points Kingpins Of Crime Points
QB Mac Jones - NE 13.74 Kirk Cousins - MIN 28.56
RB Zack Moss - IND 20.7 Javonte Williams - DEN 7.8
RB Rachaad White - TB 21.3 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 15
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 31.1 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 13.6
WR Rashid Shaheed - NO 10.3 Nico Collins - HOU 27.6
WR Zay Jones - JAX 0 Calvin Ridley - JAX 5.2
TE Luke Musgrave - GB 4.5 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 25.6
K Matt Prater - ARI 9 Riley Patterson - DET 7
D Houston Texans -2 Philadelphia Eagles 6
Total 108.64 136.36
Winner Kingpins Of Crime
Position Dez Still Caught It Points skol! go yikes Points
QB Derek Carr - NO 6.72 Jared Goff - DET 22.92
RB AJ Dillon - GB 7.3 Rachaad White - TB 21.3
RB Zack Moss - IND 20.7 Joshua Kelley - LAC 3.9
WR Michael Thomas - NO 12.5 Mike Williams - LAC 16.6
WR Zay Jones - JAX 0 Chris Godwin - TB 10.8
WR Nico Collins - HOU 27.6 Michael Thomas - NO 12.5
TE Hunter Henry - NE 17.2 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 9.3
K Jake Moody - SF 14 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 18
D New York Giants -2 Denver Broncos 0
Total 104.02 115.32
Winner skol! go yikes
Position Adam Schefter's Sources Points Bob Barker's House of Pain Points
QB Justin Fields - CHI 14.74 Jared Goff - DET 22.92
RB AJ Dillon - GB 7.3 James Cook - BUF 19.9
RB James Conner - ARI 16.6 Tyler Allgeier - ATL 4.8
WR Zay Jones - JAX 0 Zay Flowers - BAL 10.8
WR Van Jefferson - LAR 1.9 Christian Kirk - JAX 21.96
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 31.1 Josh Reynolds - DET 23.6
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 11.3 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 25.6
K Brandon McManus - JAX 10 Nick Folk - TEN 10
D Denver Broncos 0 Cleveland Browns 9
Total 92.94 148.58
Winner Bob Barker's House of Pain
Position The Score-Box Munchers Points Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points
QB Deshaun Watson - CLE 11.6 Josh Allen - BUF 23.66
RB Nick Chubb - CLE 6.4 D'Andre Swift - PHI 27.1
RB Jamaal Williams - NO 2.9 James Cook - BUF 19.9
WR DJ Moore - CHI 16.4 Tee Higgins - CIN 28.9
WR Kendrick Bourne - NE 6.9 Romeo Doubs - GB 5
WR Chris Olave - NO 14.6 Robert Woods - HOU 13.4
TE Hunter Henry - NE 17.2 Darren Waller - NYG 13.6
K Dustin Hopkins - CLE 9 Brandon McManus - JAX 10
D New York Giants -2 Dallas Cowboys 16
Total 83 157.56
Winner Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy
Position Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points Scrantonicity 5 Points
QB Mac Jones - NE 13.74 Joe Burrow - CIN 15.38
RB Nick Chubb - CLE 6.4 Josh Jacobs - LV 9.9
RB Miles Sanders - CAR 7.7 David Montgomery - DET 12.4
WR Kendrick Bourne - NE 6.9 Kendrick Bourne - NE 6.9
WR Elijah Moore - CLE 7.1 Stefon Diggs - BUF 13.6
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 12.4 Mack Hollins - ATL 9
TE David Njoku - CLE 6.8 Gerald Everett - LAC 7.7
K Blake Grupe - NO 8 Brandon McManus - JAX 10
D New Orleans Saints 9 Chicago Bears -1
Total 78.04 83.88
Winner Scrantonicity 5
Position Kirk Cochainz Points lansing leopards Points
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 30.74 Jordan Love - GB 20.34
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 27.1 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 12.6
RB AJ Dillon - GB 7.3 Saquon Barkley - NYG 27.2
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 13.5 Jaylen Waddle - MIA 12.4
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 5 Tee Higgins - CIN 28.9
WR Allen Robinson II - PIT 3.2 Christian Kirk - JAX 21.96
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 7.4 Sam LaPorta - DET 11.3
K Graham Gano - NYG 7 Cameron Dicker - LAC 10
D New York Giants -2 Cleveland Browns 9
Total 99.24 153.7
Winner lansing leopards
Position Jerry West’s Office Window Points Gamecocks Points
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 30.74 Mac Jones - NE 13.74
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 6.2 AJ Dillon - GB 7.3
RB Dameon Pierce - HOU 5.5 Josh Jacobs - LV 9.9
WR DJ Moore - CHI 16.4 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 13.6
WR Chris Olave - NO 14.6 Tutu Atwell - LAR 15.2
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 13.6 Kendrick Bourne - NE 6.9
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 3.5 Dalton Schultz - HOU 7.4
K Daniel Carlson - LV 5 Jake Moody - SF 14
D Atlanta Falcons 3 Green Bay Packers 0
Total 98.54 88.04
Winner Jerry West’s Office Window
Position CobbSlobbers Points Endzone Jones Points
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 30.74 Josh Allen - BUF 23.66
RB Gus Edwards - BAL 12.2 David Montgomery - DET 12.4
RB Jamaal Williams - NO 2.9 Saquon Barkley - NYG 27.2
WR Calvin Austin III - PIT 1.8 Mike Evans - TB 29.1
WR Michael Gallup - DAL 1.3 Stefon Diggs - BUF 13.6
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 5 Kendrick Bourne - NE 6.9
TE Hunter Henry - NE 17.2 Dawson Knox - BUF 10
K Harrison Butker - KC 5 Chase McLaughlin - TB 9
D Dallas Cowboys 16 Dallas Cowboys 16
Total 92.14 147.86
Winner Endzone Jones
Position The Funks Points The Realest Points
QB Ryan Tannehill - TEN 21.04 Daniel Jones - NYG 30.74
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 27.1 Saquon Barkley - NYG 27.2
RB Tyler Allgeier - ATL 4.8 David Montgomery - DET 12.4
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 28.9 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 14.2
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 0 Chris Godwin - TB 10.8
WR Marvin Mims Jr. - DEN 20.3 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 25.3
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 11.6 Darren Waller - NYG 13.6
K Chris Boswell - PIT 12 Younghoe Koo - ATL 13
D New York Giants -2 Dallas Cowboys 16
Total 123.74 163.24
Winner The Realest
Position Just the tip Jefferson Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB Josh Allen - BUF 23.66 Matthew Stafford - LAR 13.98
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 21.2 Christian McCaffrey - SF 22.5
RB Joshua Kelley - LAC 3.9 Ezekiel Elliott - NE 1.3
WR Chris Godwin - TB 10.8 Tyreek Hill - MIA 15
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 22.1 Marquise Brown - ARI 17.4
WR Darius Slayton - NYG 9.2 Van Jefferson - LAR 1.9
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 9.3 Irv Smith Jr. - CIN 3
K Harrison Butker - KC 5 Greg Joseph - MIN 4
D New Orleans Saints 9 Las Vegas Raiders -6
Total 114.16 73.08
Winner Just the tip Jefferson
Position Drew Crew Points Love Me Sexy Points
QB Jared Goff - DET 22.92 Mac Jones - NE 13.74
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 27.2 Joshua Kelley - LAC 3.9
RB AJ Dillon - GB 7.3 AJ Dillon - GB 7.3
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 16.2 David Bell - CLE 5.7
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 23.1 Kadarius Toney - KC 8.8
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 22.1 Nico Collins - HOU 27.6
TE Irv Smith Jr. - CIN 3 Taysom Hill - NO 8.72
K Harrison Butker - KC 5 Jake Moody - SF 14
D Dallas Cowboys 16 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 19
Total 142.82 108.76
Winner Drew Crew
Position Titan Your Butthole Points team web Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 20.34 Deshaun Watson - CLE 11.6
RB Jamaal Williams - NO 2.9 Nick Chubb - CLE 6.4
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 12.6 Miles Sanders - CAR 7.7
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 31.1 Chris Olave - NO 14.6
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 5 Elijah Moore - CLE 7.1
WR Nico Collins - HOU 27.6 -
TE Hunter Henry - NE 17.2 Hayden Hurst - CAR 5
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 10 -
D Denver Broncos 0 Cleveland Browns 9
Total 126.74 61.4
Winner Titan Your Butthole
Position The Good Guys Points Saquon Deez Nutz Points
QB Anthony Richardson - IND 17.74 Deshaun Watson - CLE 11.6
RB David Montgomery - DET 12.4 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 15
RB Miles Sanders - CAR 7.7 Jamaal Williams - NO 2.9
WR Mike Evans - TB 29.1 Elijah Moore - CLE 7.1
WR Mike Williams - LAC 16.6 Jaylen Waddle - MIA 12.4
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 8.4 Kendrick Bourne - NE 6.9
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 11.3 Hunter Henry - NE 17.2
K Greg Zuerlein - NYJ 0 Dustin Hopkins - CLE 9
D New Orleans Saints 9 New Orleans Saints 9
Total 112.24 91.1
Winner The Good Guys
Position Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points Skid Marks Points
QB Baker Mayfield - TB 18.38 Daniel Jones - NYG 30.74
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 28 Miles Sanders - CAR 7.7
RB Justice Hill - BAL 8.3 Rachaad White - TB 21.3
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 15.2 Stefon Diggs - BUF 13.6
WR Robert Woods - HOU 13.4 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 8.4
WR Josh Reynolds - DET 23.6 Michael Thomas - NO 12.5
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 11.6 Darren Waller - NYG 13.6
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 18 Cameron Dicker - LAC 10
D Houston Texans -2 Buffalo Bills 11
Total 134.48 128.84
Winner Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts
Position AR5 Fan Club Points Southport Skegs Points
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 30.74 Justin Fields - CHI 14.74
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 18.4 Christian McCaffrey - SF 22.5
RB Ezekiel Elliott - NE 1.3 Dameon Pierce - HOU 5.5
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 22.1 Tee Higgins - CIN 28.9
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 25.9 Chris Olave - NO 14.6
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 21.2 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 7.3
TE Mike Gesicki - NE 8.3 Pat Freiermuth - PIT 1.2
K Chad Ryland - NE 6 Cameron Dicker - LAC 10
D New York Giants -2 Denver Broncos 0
Total 131.94 104.74
Winner AR5 Fan Club

2023-2024 Week 3

Position Krusty Krab Pizzas Points lansing leopards Points
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 14.24 Russell Wilson - DEN 14.24
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 9.2 AJ Dillon - GB 3.3
RB Samaje Perine - DEN 4.4 D'Andre Swift - PHI 14.8
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 27.9 Brandon Johnson - DEN 3.2
WR Allen Robinson II - PIT 6.4 Zay Flowers - BAL 13
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 8.9 Marquise Brown - ARI 17.1
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 4.2 Evan Engram - JAX 13.7
K Jake Moody - SF 12 Brandon McManus - JAX 5
D New York Jets 2 Dallas Cowboys -2
Total 89.24 82.34
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas
Position Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points Freakofnature Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 25.68 Kirk Cousins - MIN 25.68
RB Tyler Allgeier - ATL 4.9 Christian McCaffrey - SF 22.9
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 17.8 Kyren Williams - LAR 8.5
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 10.2 Justin Jefferson - MIN 27.9
WR Josh Reynolds - DET 0 Calvin Ridley - JAX 7
WR Jahan Dotson - WAS 4.1 Garrett Wilson - NYJ 9.8
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 9.8 Hunter Henry - NE 3.7
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 11 Jake Moody - SF 12
D Kansas City Chiefs 12 Cleveland Browns 14
Total 95.48 131.48
Winner Freakofnature
Position Jerry West’s Office Window Points Southport Skegs Points
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 25.68 Patrick Mahomes - KC 25.68
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 15.1 Alexander Mattison - MIN 17.5
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 30.6 Kenneth Walker III - SEA 30.6
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 10.2 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 10.2
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 13 George Pickens - PIT 11.5
WR Nico Collins - HOU 5.4 Tyler Lockett - SEA 8.4
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 4.2 Travis Kelce - KC 19.9
K Riley Patterson - DET 8 Jake Moody - SF 12
D New England Patriots 11 Kansas City Chiefs 12
Total 123.18 147.78
Winner Southport Skegs
Position Bob Barker's House of Pain Points Skid Marks Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 20.3 Lamar Jackson - BAL 28.18
RB Matt Breida - NYG 10.8 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 9.2
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 8.5 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 17.8
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 19.1 Keenan Allen - LAC 45.46
WR Nelson Agholor - BAL 7.9 Amari Cooper - CLE 24.6
WR Mike Evans - TB 17 Zay Flowers - BAL 13
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 8.7 Mark Andrews - BAL 7.5
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 7 Harrison Butker - KC 12
D New York Jets 2 Jacksonville Jaguars -4
Total 101.3 153.74
Winner Skid Marks
Position Just the tip Jefferson Points The Score-Box Munchers Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 25.68 Trevor Lawrence - JAX 14.36
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 11 Joshua Kelley - LAC 2.7
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 9.2 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 17.8
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 45.46 A.J. Brown - PHI 22.1
WR Michael Thomas - NO 11 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 10.2
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 3.7 George Pickens - PIT 11.5
TE David Njoku - CLE 6 Zach Ertz - ARI 2.6
K Anders Carlson - GB 4 Cameron Dicker - LAC 4
D Kansas City Chiefs 12 New York Jets 2
Total 128.04 87.26
Winner Just the tip Jefferson
Position skol! go yikes Points Scrantonicity 5 Points
QB Kenny Pickett - PIT 18.5 Josh Allen - BUF 21.32
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 9.2 Breece Hall - NYJ 3.7
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 15.8 Raheem Mostert - MIA 45.2
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 7 Amari Cooper - CLE 24.6
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 0 Robert Woods - HOU 6.4
WR Kadarius Toney - KC 0.9 Tutu Atwell - LAR 17.2
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 8.7 Zach Ertz - ARI 2.6
K Riley Patterson - DET 8 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 11
D New England Patriots 11 Kansas City Chiefs 12
Total 79.1 144.02
Winner Scrantonicity 5
Position AR5 Fan Club Points Dez Still Caught It Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 14.36 Kirk Cousins - MIN 25.68
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 11 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 17.8
RB Joshua Kelley - LAC 2.7 Gus Edwards - BAL 5.1
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 17.2 Mike Williams - LAC 25.1
WR Jauan Jennings - SF 5.1 George Pickens - PIT 11.5
WR George Pickens - PIT 11.5 K.J. Osborn - MIN 10.6
TE Adam Trautman - DEN 0 Taysom Hill - NO 3.1
K Wil Lutz - DEN 8 Greg Joseph - MIN 6
D Indianapolis Colts 8 Baltimore Ravens 7
Total 77.86 111.88
Winner Dez Still Caught It
Position Pay Day Gray Points The Funks Points
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 14.36 Kirk Cousins - MIN 25.68
RB Gus Edwards - BAL 5.1 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 17.8
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 7.2 Joshua Kelley - LAC 2.7
WR Darnell Mooney - CHI 0 Deebo Samuel - SF 25.1
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 24.6 Zay Flowers - BAL 13
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 13 Josh Reynolds - DET 0
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 9.1 Adam Trautman - DEN 0
K Tyler Bass - BUF 15 Cameron Dicker - LAC 4
D Buffalo Bills 31 Tennessee Titans 5
Total 119.36 93.28
Winner Pay Day Gray
Position Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points Titan Your Butthole Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 14.36 Dak Prescott - DAL 14.36
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 2.4 Tony Pollard - DAL 15.1
RB Joshua Kelley - LAC 2.7 Alexander Mattison - MIN 17.5
WR Elijah Moore - CLE 11.8 Amari Cooper - CLE 24.6
WR K.J. Osborn - MIN 10.6 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 10.2
WR Michael Thomas - NO 11 Zay Flowers - BAL 13
TE Cade Otton - TB 2.6 Sam LaPorta - DET 22.4
K Riley Patterson - DET 8 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 11
D Miami Dolphins 6 Kansas City Chiefs 12
Total 69.46 140.16
Winner Titan Your Butthole
Position Adam Schefter's Sources Points The Realest Points
QB Jared Goff - DET 18.02 Patrick Mahomes - KC 25.68
RB Khalil Herbert - CHI 3.5 Tony Pollard - DAL 15.1
RB Jerome Ford - CLE 19.1 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 17.8
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 4.1 Calvin Ridley - JAX 7
WR DJ Moore - CHI 13.1 DeVonta Smith - PHI 6.8
WR Jahan Dotson - WAS 4.1 Tyler Lockett - SEA 8.4
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 13.1 Travis Kelce - KC 19.9
K Nick Folk - TEN 4 Justin Tucker - BAL 7
D Seattle Seahawks 2 Kansas City Chiefs 12
Total 81.02 119.68
Winner The Realest
Position Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points CobbSlobbers Points
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 25.68 Dak Prescott - DAL 14.36
RB Joshua Kelley - LAC 2.7 Joe Mixon - CIN 14
RB Jerome Ford - CLE 19.1 Jerome Ford - CLE 19.1
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 12.2 Skyy Moore - KC 8.2
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 13 DJ Moore - CHI 13.1
WR George Pickens - PIT 11.5 Tyreek Hill - MIA 30.7
TE Dawson Knox - BUF 2.1 Dalton Schultz - HOU 1.9
K Blake Grupe - NO 5 Brett Maher - LAR 11
D New England Patriots 11 New England Patriots 11
Total 102.28 123.36
Winner CobbSlobbers
Position Lannisters Points team web Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 24.26 Baker Mayfield - TB 10.04
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 7.2 Aaron Jones - GB 0
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 30.6 Austin Ekeler - LAC 0
WR Chris Godwin - TB 8.2 A.J. Brown - PHI 22.1
WR Mike Williams - LAC 25.1 Calvin Ridley - JAX 7
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 15.4 George Pickens - PIT 11.5
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 22.4 Evan Engram - JAX 13.7
K Matt Prater - ARI 13 Brandon McManus - JAX 5
D Buffalo Bills 31 Baltimore Ravens 7
Total 177.16 76.34
Winner Lannisters
Position Kirk Cochainz Points Waller? Hardly Know Her Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 14.36 Baker Mayfield - TB 10.04
RB Jerome Ford - CLE 19.1 AJ Dillon - GB 3.3
RB Tony Jones - ARI 9.2 Matt Breida - NYG 10.8
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 17.2 George Pickens - PIT 11.5
WR Mike Williams - LAC 25.1 Tyler Lockett - SEA 8.4
WR Braxton Berrios - MIA 5.3 Elijah Moore - CLE 11.8
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 22.4 Adam Trautman - DEN 0
K Greg Joseph - MIN 6 Greg Joseph - MIN 6
D New England Patriots 11 Kansas City Chiefs 12
Total 129.66 73.84
Winner Kirk Cochainz
Position Love Me Sexy Points The Good Guys Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 20.3 Kirk Cousins - MIN 25.68
RB Jerome Ford - CLE 19.1 Jaylen Warren - PIT 8.2
RB Chris Evans - CIN 0 Kyren Williams - LAR 8.5
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 6.8 Jordan Addison - MIN 11.2
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 10.3 Nico Collins - HOU 5.4
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 15.4 Chris Godwin - TB 8.2
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 22.4 Kyle Pitts - ATL 8.7
K Brett Maher - LAR 11 Younghoe Koo - ATL 7
D Kansas City Chiefs 12 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 0
Total 117.3 82.88
Winner Love Me Sexy
Position Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points Saquon Deez Nutz Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 25.68 Kirk Cousins - MIN 25.68
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 15.1 Joshua Kelley - LAC 2.7
RB Joshua Kelley - LAC 2.7 Kenneth Walker III - SEA 30.6
WR George Pickens - PIT 11.5 Justin Jefferson - MIN 27.9
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 11.2 River Cracraft - MIA 2.3
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 22.1 Mike Williams - LAC 25.1
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 13.1 Durham Smythe - MIA 2.5
K Justin Tucker - BAL 7 Cameron Dicker - LAC 4
D Kansas City Chiefs 12 Baltimore Ravens 7
Total 120.38 127.78
Winner Saquon Deez Nutz
Position Kingpins Of Crime Points The Hens Points
QB Jared Goff - DET 18.02 Kirk Cousins - MIN 25.68
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 3.7 Raheem Mostert - MIA 45.2
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 17.8 Samaje Perine - DEN 4.4
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 12.2 Keenan Allen - LAC 45.46
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 25.1 Drake London - ATL 5.1
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 11.2 Allen Robinson II - PIT 6.4
TE Hunter Henry - NE 3.7 Mark Andrews - BAL 7.5
K Eddy Pineiro - CAR 11 Evan McPherson - CIN 19
D Dallas Cowboys -2 Jacksonville Jaguars -4
Total 100.72 154.74
Winner The Hens
Position Endzone Jones Points She Sucks My Boswell Points
QB Desmond Ridder - ATL 6.34 Kirk Cousins - MIN 25.68
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 8.5 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 9.2
RB Elijah Mitchell - SF 7.4 Christian McCaffrey - SF 22.9
WR Elijah Moore - CLE 11.8 DJ Moore - CHI 13.1
WR Rashod Bateman - BAL 1.6 Keenan Allen - LAC 45.46
WR Parris Campbell - NYG 8.4 Christian Kirk - JAX 15.4
TE Travis Kelce - KC 19.9 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 13.8
K Eddy Pineiro - CAR 11 Younghoe Koo - ATL 7
D San Francisco 49ers 10 Seattle Seahawks 2
Total 84.94 154.54
Winner She Sucks My Boswell
Position Drew Crew Points Gamecocks Points
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 25.68 Geno Smith - SEA 15.44
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 22.9 Kenneth Walker III - SEA 30.6
RB Jerome Ford - CLE 19.1 Kyren Williams - LAR 8.5
WR George Pickens - PIT 11.5 George Pickens - PIT 11.5
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 10.2 Tee Higgins - CIN 4.1
WR K.J. Osborn - MIN 10.6 Kadarius Toney - KC 0.9
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 2.6 Pat Freiermuth - PIT 13.1
K Jason Sanders - MIA 10 Jake Elliott - PHI 11
D Kansas City Chiefs 12 Dallas Cowboys -2
Total 124.58 93.14
Winner Drew Crew

2023-2024 Week 4

Position Skid Marks Points skol! go yikes Points
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 23.38 Anthony Richardson - IND 29.6
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.9 Tony Pollard - DAL 9
RB Najee Harris - PIT 11.3 Clyde Edwards-Helaire - KC 2.3
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 16.4 Deebo Samuel - SF 0.6
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 18.5 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 20.8
WR Calvin Austin III - PIT 5.9 Christian Kirk - JAX 16.4
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 9.6 Evan Engram - JAX 12.9
K Tyler Bass - BUF 14 Jake Elliott - PHI 18
D San Francisco 49ers 1 Cleveland Browns 6
Total 113.98 115.6
Winner skol! go yikes
Position Love Me Sexy Points Saquon Deez Nutz Points
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 22.22 Russell Wilson - DEN 22.22
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 24.8 Roschon Johnson - CHI 2.5
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 10.2 Alexander Mattison - MIN 10.8
WR Josh Downs - IND 5.4 Jerry Jeudy - DEN 8.2
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 12.2 Tee Higgins - CIN 3.9
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 31.3 Robert Woods - HOU 5.6
TE Luke Musgrave - GB 1.1 Darren Waller - NYG 5.1
K Matt Gay - IND 1 -
D Denver Broncos 8 Kansas City Chiefs 4
Total 116.22 62.32
Winner Love Me Sexy
Position Scrantonicity 5 Points team web Points
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 23.38 -
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 6 -
RB Matt Breida - NYG 12.8 -
WR Marquise Brown - ARI 16.6 -
WR Darnell Mooney - CHI 9.1 -
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 15.1 -
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 4.4 -
K Jake Elliott - PHI 18 -
D Philadelphia Eagles 3
Total 108.38 0
Winner Scrantonicity 5
Position Adam Schefter's Sources Points Kingpins Of Crime Points
QB Daniel Jones - NYG 8.72 Jordan Love - GB 17.64
RB Miles Sanders - CAR 6.2 Alexander Mattison - MIN 10.8
RB James Cook - BUF 14.7 Alvin Kamara - NO 21.4
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 9.4 Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 Justin Jefferson - MIN 26.5
WR Nico Collins - HOU 35.8 DK Metcalf - SEA 12.4
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 7.3 Evan Engram - JAX 12.9
K Graham Gano - NYG 5 Jason Myers - SEA 6
D San Francisco 49ers 1 Cincinnati Bengals 2
Total 103.32 124.84
Winner Kingpins Of Crime
Position Jerry West’s Office Window Points Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 14.34 Justin Herbert - LAC 23.38
RB AJ Dillon - GB 1.1 Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.9
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 3.9 Zack Moss - IND 9
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 18.5 Tee Higgins - CIN 3.9
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 20.8 Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 Tank Dell - HOU 3.9
TE George Kittle - SF 1.9 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 4.4
K Brandon McManus - JAX 14 Jake Moody - SF 5
D Kansas City Chiefs 4 Philadelphia Eagles 3
Total 93.74 81.68
Winner Jerry West’s Office Window
Position Bob Barker's House of Pain Points She Sucks My Boswell Points
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 16.48 Daniel Jones - NYG 8.72
RB Zack Moss - IND 9 Alexander Mattison - MIN 10.8
RB Jaylen Warren - PIT 11.5 Jerome Ford - CLE 9.5
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 10.7 Calvin Ridley - JAX 11.8
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 7.4 Tutu Atwell - LAR 7.4
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 Zay Flowers - BAL 8
TE Taysom Hill - NO 3.22 Pat Freiermuth - PIT 3.7
K Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 12 Harrison Butker - KC 11
D Pittsburgh Steelers -6 Jacksonville Jaguars 21
Total 79.5 91.92
Winner She Sucks My Boswell
Position Dez Still Caught It Points Southport Skegs Points
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 22.22 Joe Burrow - CIN 4.7
RB James Cook - BUF 14.7 De'Von Achane - MIA 27
RB Najee Harris - PIT 11.3 Alvin Kamara - NO 21.4
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 11.7 Mike Evans - TB 7
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 31.3 Courtland Sutton - DEN 11.7
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 Jerry Jeudy - DEN 8.2
TE Luke Musgrave - GB 1.1 Jake Ferguson - DAL 14.7
K Matt Gay - IND 1 Justin Tucker - BAL 4
D Kansas City Chiefs 4 Philadelphia Eagles 3
Total 112.52 101.7
Winner Dez Still Caught It
Position Gamecocks Points Titan Your Butthole Points
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 22.22 Daniel Jones - NYG 8.72
RB Jerome Ford - CLE 9.5 Dameon Pierce - HOU 11.8
RB Zack Moss - IND 9 Joshua Kelley - LAC 6.5
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 10.7 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 20.8
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 14.8 Jerry Jeudy - DEN 8.2
WR Chris Godwin - TB 19.4 Joshua Palmer - LAC 10.7
TE Darren Waller - NYG 5.1 Pat Freiermuth - PIT 3.7
K Chad Ryland - NE 3 Harrison Butker - KC 11
D San Francisco 49ers 1 Cincinnati Bengals 2
Total 94.72 83.42
Winner Gamecocks
Position The Hens Points Waller? Hardly Know Her Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 13.22 Russell Wilson - DEN 22.22
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 6 Khalil Herbert - CHI 22.2
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.9 Alexander Mattison - MIN 10.8
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 14.8 Jakobi Meyers - LV 5.3
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 5.3 Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 6.7 Tyler Boyd - CIN 6.6
TE George Kittle - SF 1.9 Gerald Everett - LAC 2.9
K Daniel Carlson - LV 5 Dustin Hopkins - CLE 5
D Seattle Seahawks 29
Total 66.82 119.22
Winner Waller? Hardly Know Her
Position Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points Just the tip Jefferson Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 17.64 Kirk Cousins - MIN 9.56
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 27.9 Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.9
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 3.9 Kenneth Gainwell - PHI 6.1
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 10.7 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 4.5
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 11.8 Puka Nacua - LAR 31.3
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 Robert Woods - HOU 5.6
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 4.5 Travis Kelce - KC 12
K Jason Myers - SEA 6 Jake Moody - SF 5
D Kansas City Chiefs 4 San Francisco 49ers 1
Total 101.64 88.96
Winner Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy
Position Endzone Jones Points The Funks Points
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 22.22 Jalen Hurts - PHI 24.16
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 17.9 Javonte Williams - DEN 3.9
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.9 Zack Moss - IND 9
WR DJ Chark Jr. - CAR 4.8 Tyler Boyd - CIN 6.6
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 Rondale Moore - ARI 0
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 12.2 Jordan Addison - MIN 0
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 4.1 Sam LaPorta - DET 9.6
K Jason Myers - SEA 6 Greg Joseph - MIN 3
D Cincinnati Bengals 2 Denver Broncos 8
Total 98.32 64.26
Winner Endzone Jones
Position Lannisters Points The Good Guys Points
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 28.14 Justin Fields - CHI 27.9
RB Matt Breida - NYG 12.8 Khalil Herbert - CHI 22.2
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 27.9 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 9.1
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 2.6 DJ Moore - CHI 27.1
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 7.4 Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2
WR George Pickens - PIT 5.5 Jalin Hyatt - NYG 3
TE David Njoku - CLE 10.6 Luke Musgrave - GB 1.1
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 12 Jake Moody - SF 5
D Seattle Seahawks 29 Carolina Panthers 15
Total 135.94 125.6
Winner Lannisters
Position CobbSlobbers Points Kirk Cochainz Points
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 22.22 Brock Purdy - SF 21.32
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 3.9 Joshua Kelley - LAC 6.5
RB Zack Moss - IND 9 Javonte Williams - DEN 3.9
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 Puka Nacua - LAR 31.3
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 11.7 Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 9.4 Robert Woods - HOU 5.6
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 3.7 Evan Engram - JAX 12.9
K Matt Gay - IND 1 Cairo Santos - CHI 4
D Kansas City Chiefs 4 Kansas City Chiefs 4
Total 80.12 104.72
Winner Kirk Cochainz
Position Krusty Krab Pizzas Points Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points
QB Jameis Winston - NO -2 Anthony Richardson - IND 29.6
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 9 Derrick Henry - TEN 24.38
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 27 Isiah Pacheco - KC 24.8
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 12.2 A.J. Brown - PHI 38.5
WR Jahan Dotson - WAS 12.7 Tank Dell - HOU 3.9
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster - NE 2.4 Michael Thomas - NO 9.3
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 13.2 Dallas Goedert - PHI 4.5
K Dustin Hopkins - CLE 5 Jake Moody - SF 5
D Jacksonville Jaguars 21 Philadelphia Eagles 3
Total 100.5 142.98
Winner Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
Position Pay Day Gray Points The Score-Box Munchers Points
QB Josh Allen - BUF 36.5 Russell Wilson - DEN 22.22
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 10.8 Joe Mixon - CIN 8.6
RB Roschon Johnson - CHI 2.5 Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.9
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 7.4 Joshua Palmer - LAC 10.7
WR Michael Thomas - NO 9.3 Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2
WR Quentin Johnston - LAC 2.8 Tee Higgins - CIN 3.9
TE Travis Kelce - KC 12 Darren Waller - NYG 5.1
K Jason Sanders - MIA 2 Jake Moody - SF 5
D Kansas City Chiefs 4 LA Chargers 16
Total 87.3 100.62
Winner The Score-Box Munchers
Position lansing leopards Points The Realest Points
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 9.56 Kirk Cousins - MIN 9.56
RB Kenneth Gainwell - PHI 6.1 Bijan Robinson - ATL 18.7
RB Ezekiel Elliott - NE 4.2 Zack Moss - IND 9
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 20.8 George Pickens - PIT 5.5
WR Rashee Rice - KC 6.2 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 4.5
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 9.4 Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 14.7 Pat Freiermuth - PIT 3.7
K Jake Moody - SF 5 Matt Gay - IND 1
D San Francisco 49ers 1 Denver Broncos 8
Total 76.96 75.16
Winner lansing leopards
Position Drew Crew Points Freakofnature Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 21.32 Joe Burrow - CIN 4.7
RB Ezekiel Elliott - NE 4.2 James Cook - BUF 14.7
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 10.2 D'Andre Swift - PHI 17.9
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 14.3
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 12.4 Puka Nacua - LAR 31.3
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 12.2 Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2
TE Donald Parham Jr. - LAC 0 Travis Kelce - KC 12
K Graham Gano - NYG 5 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 12
D Jacksonville Jaguars 21 Kansas City Chiefs 4
Total 101.52 126.1
Winner Freakofnature
Position AR5 Fan Club Points Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 21.32 Geno Smith - SEA 9.2
RB Zack Moss - IND 9 Tony Jones - ARI 0
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 3.9 Jerick McKinnon - KC 0.7
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 31.3 Marvin Mims Jr. - DEN 6.7
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 5.3 Kendrick Bourne - NE 5.6
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 12.4 Jayden Reed - GB 10.5
TE Dawson Knox - BUF 2.2 Donald Parham Jr. - LAC 0
K Tyler Bass - BUF 14 Matt Gay - IND 1
D Kansas City Chiefs 4 LA Chargers 16
Total 103.42 49.7
Winner AR5 Fan Club

2023-2024 Week 5

Position AR5 Fan Club Points The Funks Points
QB Jimmy Garoppolo - LV 10.72 Jordan Love - GB 4.98
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 28.4 Brian Robinson - WAS 8.3
RB David Montgomery - DET 20.9 Josh Jacobs - LV 19.9
WR Drake London - ATL 14.68 Terry McLaurin - WAS 8.9
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 20.6 Puka Nacua - LAR 20.1
WR Josh Reynolds - DET 17.6 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 9.8
TE Darren Waller - NYG 16.6 Mark Andrews - BAL 12.5
K Graham Gano - NYG 13 Nick Folk - TEN 12
D Detroit Lions 7 Green Bay Packers 11
Total 149.5 107.48
Winner AR5 Fan Club
Position Drew Crew Points Titan Your Butthole Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 4.98 Anthony Richardson - IND 4.42
RB Gus Edwards - BAL 4.8 Breece Hall - NYJ 28.4
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 21.5 David Montgomery - DET 20.9
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 8.9 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 10.2
WR DJ Moore - CHI 49 Drake London - ATL 14.68
WR Jayden Reed - GB 1.7 Adam Thielen - CAR 27.7
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 15.2 Tyler Higbee - LAR 4
K Anders Carlson - GB 7 Daniel Carlson - LV 5
D Detroit Lions 7 New York Jets 18
Total 120.08 133.3
Winner Titan Your Butthole
Position Adam Schefter's Sources Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB - C.J. Stroud - HOU 14.16
RB - Josh Jacobs - LV 19.9
RB - Kenneth Gainwell - PHI 3.4
WR - Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 52.2
WR - DJ Chark Jr. - CAR 13.2
WR - K.J. Osborn - MIN 9.9
TE - Hunter Henry - NE 0
K - Younghoe Koo - ATL 7
D Atlanta Falcons 0
Total 0 119.76
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas
Position Dez Still Caught It Points Love Me Sexy Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 4.98 Justin Fields - CHI 32.98
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 28.4 Dalvin Cook - NYJ 2.3
RB Matt Breida - NYG 3.4 James Cook - BUF 5.1
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 10.2 Jaylen Waddle - MIA 14.5
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 8.4 Jayden Reed - GB 1.7
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 9.9 Terry McLaurin - WAS 8.9
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 19.7 George Kittle - SF 27.7
K Jason Sanders - MIA 8 Jake Elliott - PHI 11
D Detroit Lions 7 New York Jets 18
Total 99.98 122.18
Winner Love Me Sexy
Position Pay Day Gray Points She Sucks My Boswell Points
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 27.32 Sam Howell - WAS 25.42
RB Aaron Jones - GB 0 David Montgomery - DET 20.9
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 8.4 De'Von Achane - MIA 21.5
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 27.7 -
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 9.8 Rashee Rice - KC 13.3
WR Christian Watson - GB 11.6 Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 6.9
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 4 Sam LaPorta - DET 19.7
K Joey Slye - WAS 8 Chris Boswell - PIT 11
D Tennessee Titans -2 Baltimore Ravens 8
Total 94.82 126.72
Winner She Sucks My Boswell
Position Endzone Jones Points Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 19.24 Matthew Stafford - LAR 16.88
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 15.8 Miles Sanders - CAR 1.2
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 28.4 James Conner - ARI 4.6
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 10.2 Christian Watson - GB 11.6
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 8.4 Zay Flowers - BAL 12.3
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 8.9 Adam Thielen - CAR 27.7
TE Tyler Conklin - NYJ 10.7 Jonnu Smith - ATL 10.7
K Greg Zuerlein - NYJ 18 Daniel Carlson - LV 5
D New York Jets 18 New Orleans Saints 22
Total 137.64 111.98
Winner Endzone Jones
Position Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points The Hens Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 4.98 Jordan Love - GB 4.98
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 13.4 De'Von Achane - MIA 21.5
RB Dameon Pierce - HOU 9.2 Tyler Allgeier - ATL 6
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 8.9 Davante Adams - LV 8.5
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 10.2 Michael Thomas - NO 10.5
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 1.4 Tyler Boyd - CIN 9.9
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 9 Luke Musgrave - GB 9.4
K Jake Elliott - PHI 11 Matt Gay - IND 12
D Detroit Lions 7 Houston Texans 1
Total 75.08 83.78
Winner The Hens
Position Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points Kirk Cochainz Points
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 16.92 Jordan Love - GB 4.98
RB Zack Moss - IND 33.5 Raheem Mostert - MIA 15.8
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 8.3 David Montgomery - DET 20.9
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 1.6 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 22
WR Davante Adams - LV 8.5 Josh Downs - IND 15.7
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 9.9 Kalif Raymond - DET 7.5
TE Hunter Henry - NE 0 Zach Ertz - ARI 9
K Jake Elliott - PHI 11 Matt Prater - ARI 2
D Detroit Lions 7 Detroit Lions 7
Total 96.72 104.88
Winner Kirk Cochainz
Position Freakofnature Points Gamecocks Points
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 16.92 Jordan Love - GB 4.98
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 13.4 Ameer Abdullah - LV 2.5
RB David Montgomery - DET 20.9 Zamir White - LV 0
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 32.1 Davante Adams - LV 8.5
WR Michael Wilson - ARI 2.8 Romeo Doubs - GB 1.4
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 20.5 Christian Watson - GB 11.6
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 5.8 Luke Musgrave - GB 9.4
K Tyler Bass - BUF 2 Daniel Carlson - LV 5
D Detroit Lions 7 Las Vegas Raiders 13
Total 121.42 56.38
Winner Freakofnature
Position Lannisters Points Scrantonicity 5 Points
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 18.74 Lamar Jackson - BAL 9.94
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 13.4 Jaleel McLaughlin - DEN 17.9
RB Zack Moss - IND 33.5 Tyjae Spears - TEN 16.9
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 1.4 Cooper Kupp - LAR 19.8
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 27.7 Rashee Rice - KC 13.3
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 0 Josh Reynolds - DET 17.6
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 20.7 Tyler Conklin - NYJ 10.7
K Jason Myers - SEA 0 Riley Patterson - DET 6
D Carolina Panthers -2 Indianapolis Colts 4
Total 113.44 116.14
Winner Scrantonicity 5
Position lansing leopards Points Skid Marks Points
QB Zach Wilson - NYJ 8.56 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 16.92
RB Dalvin Cook - NYJ 2.3 Devin Singletary - HOU 0
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 21.5 Derrick Henry - TEN 9.2
WR Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL 3.3 Curtis Samuel - WAS 18.5
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 8.9 DJ Moore - CHI 49
WR Quez Watkins - PHI 2.4 Christian Watson - GB 11.6
TE Luke Musgrave - GB 9.4 Dawson Knox - BUF 4.7
K Matt Gay - IND 12 Justin Tucker - BAL 4
D New England Patriots 1 New York Jets 18
Total 69.36 131.92
Winner Skid Marks
Position CobbSlobbers Points Just the tip Jefferson Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 4.98 Jordan Love - GB 4.98
RB Aaron Jones - GB 0 De'Von Achane - MIA 21.5
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 19.9 Ezekiel Elliott - NE 7.8
WR Davante Adams - LV 8.5 A.J. Brown - PHI 18.7
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 20.5 Nico Collins - HOU 6.9
WR Christian Watson - GB 11.6 Kalif Raymond - DET 7.5
TE George Kittle - SF 27.7 Sam LaPorta - DET 19.7
K Daniel Carlson - LV 5 Jason Sanders - MIA 8
D Green Bay Packers 11 Miami Dolphins 12
Total 109.18 107.08
Winner CobbSlobbers
Position team web Points The Good Guys Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 4.98 Zach Wilson - NYJ 8.56
RB AJ Dillon - GB 13.6 Breece Hall - NYJ 28.4
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 19.9 Gus Edwards - BAL 4.8
WR Jayden Reed - GB 1.7 Terry McLaurin - WAS 8.9
WR Hunter Renfrow - LV 1.7 Michael Wilson - ARI 2.8
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 20.5 Christian Watson - GB 11.6
TE Austin Hooper - LV 3.1 Cole Kmet - CHI 15.2
K Anders Carlson - GB 7 Tyler Bass - BUF 2
D Green Bay Packers 11 Indianapolis Colts 4
Total 83.48 86.26
Winner The Good Guys
Position Saquon Deez Nutz Points Southport Skegs Points
QB Zach Wilson - NYJ 8.56 Joshua Dobbs - ARI 8.74
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 28.4 Kenneth Gainwell - PHI 3.4
RB David Montgomery - DET 20.9 Raheem Mostert - MIA 15.8
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 8.4 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 52.2
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 14.4 Adam Thielen - CAR 27.7
WR Josh Downs - IND 15.7 Zay Flowers - BAL 12.3
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 9 Sam LaPorta - DET 19.7
K Matt Gay - IND 12 Younghoe Koo - ATL 7
D Detroit Lions 7 New Orleans Saints 22
Total 124.36 168.84
Winner Southport Skegs
Position Bob Barker's House of Pain Points The Score-Box Munchers Points
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 16.88 Zach Wilson - NYJ 8.56
RB Jaleel McLaughlin - DEN 17.9 David Montgomery - DET 20.9
RB James Conner - ARI 4.6 Bijan Robinson - ATL 11.8
WR Michael Wilson - ARI 2.8 Garrett Wilson - NYJ 8.4
WR Rashee Rice - KC 13.3 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 52.2
WR Nico Collins - HOU 6.9 Marquez Valdes-Scantling - KC 2.2
TE Tyler Conklin - NYJ 10.7 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 10.1
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 6 Matt Prater - ARI 2
D Houston Texans 1 Baltimore Ravens 8
Total 80.08 124.16
Winner The Score-Box Munchers
Position Jerry West’s Office Window Points Waller? Hardly Know Her Points
QB Zach Wilson - NYJ 8.56 Sam Howell - WAS 25.42
RB David Montgomery - DET 20.9 Breece Hall - NYJ 28.4
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 21.5 Brian Robinson - WAS 8.3
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 8.4 Rashee Rice - KC 13.3
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 8.9 Zay Flowers - BAL 12.3
WR Tank Dell - HOU 8.3 Josh Downs - IND 15.7
TE Luke Musgrave - GB 9.4 Dalton Schultz - HOU 19.5
K Anders Carlson - GB 7 Wil Lutz - DEN 7
D New York Jets 18 Miami Dolphins 12
Total 110.96 141.92
Winner Waller? Hardly Know Her
Position Kingpins Of Crime Points Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points
QB Sam Howell - WAS 25.42 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 16.92
RB David Montgomery - DET 20.9 David Montgomery - DET 20.9
RB James Cook - BUF 5.1 Jonathan Taylor - IND 4.4
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 8.9 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 0
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 9.8 Zay Flowers - BAL 12.3
WR DJ Moore - CHI 49 Garrett Wilson - NYJ 8.4
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 9 Sam LaPorta - DET 19.7
K Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 15 Justin Tucker - BAL 4
D Washington Commanders -5 Miami Dolphins 12
Total 138.12 98.62
Winner Kingpins Of Crime
Position skol! go yikes Points The Realest Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 4.98 C.J. Stroud - HOU 14.16
RB David Montgomery - DET 20.9 Joe Mixon - CIN 13.4
RB Aaron Jones - GB 0 Breece Hall - NYJ 28.4
WR Nico Collins - HOU 6.9 Terry McLaurin - WAS 8.9
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 52.2 Nico Collins - HOU 6.9
WR Christian Watson - GB 11.6 DJ Moore - CHI 49
TE George Kittle - SF 27.7 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 3.9
K Nick Folk - TEN 12 Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 15
D Detroit Lions 7 Washington Commanders -5
Total 143.28 134.66
Winner skol! go yikes

2023-2024 Week 6

Position Lannisters Points Adam Schefter's Sources Points
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 22.48 Kirk Cousins - MIN 8.74
RB David Montgomery - DET 4.3 Tyler Allgeier - ATL 5.1
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 9.2 Jonathan Taylor - IND 11.5
WR DJ Moore - CHI 10.1 Jordan Addison - MIN 11.8
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 17.1 K.J. Osborn - MIN 8.8
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 11.6 A.J. Brown - PHI 20.1
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 2.5 Kyle Pitts - ATL 14.3
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 5 Greg Joseph - MIN 11
D Atlanta Falcons 8 Los Angeles Rams 9
Total 90.28 100.34
Winner Adam Schefter's Sources
Position Waller? Hardly Know Her Points Saquon Deez Nutz Points
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 8.74 Dak Prescott - DAL 24.88
RB D'Onta Foreman - CHI 7.7 Isiah Pacheco - KC 15.8
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 15.8 James Cook - BUF 7.1
WR Michael Gallup - DAL 5.4 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 18.7
WR Darnell Mooney - CHI 6.8 Jordan Addison - MIN 11.8
WR Allen Lazard - NYJ 1.8 DJ Chark Jr. - CAR 5.6
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 4.2 Tyler Conklin - NYJ 5.4
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 5 Greg Joseph - MIN 11
D Atlanta Falcons 8 Miami Dolphins 7
Total 63.44 107.28
Winner Saquon Deez Nutz
Position Gamecocks Points Endzone Jones Points
QB Josh Allen - BUF 13.86 Justin Fields - CHI 4.92
RB D'Onta Foreman - CHI 7.7 Isiah Pacheco - KC 15.8
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 11.2 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 23.3
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 20 Calvin Ridley - JAX 6.6
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 13.9 Tyreek Hill - MIA 28.3
WR Brandon Powell - MIN 4.9 Cooper Kupp - LAR 27.8
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 1.2 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 11
K Greg Joseph - MIN 11 Jake Elliott - PHI 2
D Miami Dolphins 7 Buffalo Bills 6
Total 90.76 125.72
Winner Endzone Jones
Position The Realest Points team web Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 24.88 Lamar Jackson - BAL 17.12
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 17.4 Alvin Kamara - NO 17.4
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 16 David Montgomery - DET 4.3
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 11.8 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 30.4
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 13.9 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 11.6
WR Drake London - ATL 21.5 DK Metcalf - SEA 10.9
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 2.9 Sam LaPorta - DET 7.6
K Evan McPherson - CIN 7 Riley Patterson - DET 8
D Atlanta Falcons 8 Detroit Lions 9
Total 123.38 116.32
Winner The Realest
Position The Score-Box Munchers Points AR5 Fan Club Points
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 13.24 Justin Fields - CHI 4.92
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 15.8 Isiah Pacheco - KC 15.8
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 21.8 Kyren Williams - LAR 21.8
WR K.J. Osborn - MIN 8.8 Jordan Addison - MIN 11.8
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 3.1 DJ Moore - CHI 10.1
WR Mike Evans - TB 8.9 Adam Thielen - CAR 28.5
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 2.9 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 11
K Brett Maher - LAR 15 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 8
D Las Vegas Raiders 11 Buffalo Bills 6
Total 100.54 117.92
Winner AR5 Fan Club
Position Jerry West’s Office Window Points CobbSlobbers Points
QB Justin Fields - CHI 4.92 Justin Herbert - LAC 19.08
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 34.2 D'Onta Foreman - CHI 7.7
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 18 Ezekiel Elliott - NE 11.9
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 11.8 Gabe Davis - BUF 3.1
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 6.6 Joshua Palmer - LAC 10
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 14.6 Kendrick Bourne - NE 19.3
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 11 Logan Thomas - WAS 1.2
K Eddy Pineiro - CAR 3 Blake Grupe - NO 9
D Las Vegas Raiders 11 Detroit Lions 9
Total 115.12 90.28
Winner Jerry West’s Office Window
Position Just the tip Jefferson Points Dez Still Caught It Points
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 22.48 Matthew Stafford - LAR 13.24
RB James Cook - BUF 7.1 Isiah Pacheco - KC 15.8
RB Rachaad White - TB 6.8 D'Onta Foreman - CHI 7.7
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 20 Calvin Ridley - JAX 6.6
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 10 Drake London - ATL 21.5
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 4 Josh Downs - IND 13.1
TE Mike Gesicki - NE 5.8 Logan Thomas - WAS 1.2
K Tyler Bass - BUF 2 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 8
D Buffalo Bills 6 Miami Dolphins 7
Total 84.18 94.14
Winner Dez Still Caught It
Position skol! go yikes Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 13.24 Jimmy Garoppolo - LV 8.88
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 17.8 Alvin Kamara - NO 17.4
RB Dameon Pierce - HOU 3.4 Cam Akers - MIN 2.5
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 11.8 Cooper Kupp - LAR 27.8
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 30.4 Joshua Palmer - LAC 10
WR Robert Woods - HOU 7.6 Brandin Cooks - DAL 15
TE Dawson Knox - BUF 4.7 Gerald Everett - LAC 10.8
K Jake Moody - SF 5 Cairo Santos - CHI 9
D Baltimore Ravens 13 Miami Dolphins 7
Total 106.94 108.38
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas
Position Pay Day Gray Points Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 13.8 Brock Purdy - SF 7.7
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 14.2 D'Onta Foreman - CHI 7.7
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 23.3 David Montgomery - DET 4.3
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 10.9 Cooper Kupp - LAR 27.8
WR Jahan Dotson - WAS 0 Tyler Boyd - CIN 16.8
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 6.6 Stefon Diggs - BUF 20
TE Taysom Hill - NO 12.26 Tyler Conklin - NYJ 5.4
K Jake Elliott - PHI 2 Joey Slye - WAS 6
D Miami Dolphins 7 Buffalo Bills 6
Total 90.06 101.7
Winner Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts
Position The Good Guys Points Kingpins Of Crime Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 17.34 Justin Fields - CHI 4.92
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 15.8 Raheem Mostert - MIA 34.2
RB Zack Moss - IND 17.9 Isiah Pacheco - KC 15.8
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 13.9 Josh Downs - IND 13.1
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 16.8 Mike Evans - TB 8.9
WR Quentin Johnston - LAC 0 Gabe Davis - BUF 3.1
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 1.2 Cole Kmet - CHI 2.9
K Jake Elliott - PHI 2 Jake Elliott - PHI 2
D Buffalo Bills 6 Buffalo Bills 6
Total 90.94 90.92
Winner The Good Guys
Position Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points Skid Marks Points
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 17.12 Patrick Mahomes - KC 17.34
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 17.4 Alvin Kamara - NO 17.4
RB James Cook - BUF 7.1 James Cook - BUF 7.1
WR DJ Moore - CHI 10.1 Cooper Kupp - LAR 27.8
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 28.5 Jakobi Meyers - LV 17.1
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 10 -
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 2.9 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 11
K Daniel Carlson - LV 13 Jake Elliott - PHI 2
D Detroit Lions 9 Philadelphia Eagles 7
Total 115.12 106.74
Winner Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
Position Titan Your Butthole Points The Funks Points
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 13.24 Matthew Stafford - LAR 13.24
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 34.2 Bijan Robinson - ATL 13
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 17.4 Cam Akers - MIN 2.5
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 6.6 Cooper Kupp - LAR 27.8
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 6.6 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 18.7
WR Davante Adams - LV 4.9 Christian Kirk - JAX 13.9
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 11 Tyler Higbee - LAR 3.8
K Tyler Bass - BUF 2 Tyler Bass - BUF 2
D Buffalo Bills 6 Las Vegas Raiders 11
Total 101.94 105.94
Winner The Funks
Position Freakofnature Points Bob Barker's House of Pain Points
QB Justin Fields - CHI 4.92 Josh Allen - BUF 13.86
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 34.2 Raheem Mostert - MIA 34.2
RB Miles Sanders - CAR 0 David Montgomery - DET 4.3
WR DJ Moore - CHI 10.1 DK Metcalf - SEA 10.9
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 11.6 Jakobi Meyers - LV 17.1
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 14.1 Jordan Addison - MIN 11.8
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 7.6 Mark Andrews - BAL 10.9
K Joey Slye - WAS 6 Greg Joseph - MIN 11
D Buffalo Bills 6 San Francisco 49ers 6
Total 94.52 120.06
Winner Bob Barker's House of Pain
Position The Hens Points Love Me Sexy Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 24.88 Kirk Cousins - MIN 8.74
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 23.3 Tony Pollard - DAL 17
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 16 Jaleel McLaughlin - DEN 6.2
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 28.5 Joshua Palmer - LAC 10
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 11.8 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 3
WR Kendrick Bourne - NE 19.3 Tank Dell - HOU 0
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 4.2 Dawson Knox - BUF 4.7
K Brett Maher - LAR 15 Greg Joseph - MIN 11
D San Francisco 49ers 6 Minnesota Vikings 22
Total 148.98 82.64
Winner The Hens
Position Scrantonicity 5 Points lansing leopards Points
QB Justin Fields - CHI 4.92 Sam Howell - WAS 18.34
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 14.2 Jerick McKinnon - KC 5
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 13.6 Jeff Wilson Jr. - MIA 0
WR K.J. Osborn - MIN 8.8 K.J. Osborn - MIN 8.8
WR Michael Thomas - NO 9.5 Darnell Mooney - CHI 6.8
WR Drake London - ATL 21.5 Josh Reynolds - DET 8
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 7.6 Zach Ertz - ARI 4.2
K Tyler Bass - BUF 2 Greg Joseph - MIN 11
D San Francisco 49ers 6 Las Vegas Raiders 11
Total 88.12 73.14
Winner Scrantonicity 5
Position Southport Skegs Points Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 8.74 Justin Fields - CHI 4.92
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 11.5 Tony Pollard - DAL 17
RB Latavius Murray - BUF 4.5 David Montgomery - DET 4.3
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 9.4 Keenan Allen - LAC 21.5
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 14.1 Jakobi Meyers - LV 17.1
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 8.8 Jordan Addison - MIN 11.8
TE Jonnu Smith - ATL 13.6 Zach Ertz - ARI 4.2
K Riley Patterson - DET 8 Jake Moody - SF 5
D Minnesota Vikings 22 Buffalo Bills 6
Total 100.64 91.82
Winner Southport Skegs
Position Kirk Cochainz Points Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 14.74 Josh Allen - BUF 13.86
RB D'Onta Foreman - CHI 7.7 D'Andre Swift - PHI 17.8
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 16 Alvin Kamara - NO 17.4
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 13.9 Puka Nacua - LAR 6.6
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 16.8 Calvin Ridley - JAX 6.6
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 11.8 Stefon Diggs - BUF 20
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 1.2 Logan Thomas - WAS 1.2
K Evan McPherson - CIN 7 Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 8
D Las Vegas Raiders 11 Buffalo Bills 6
Total 100.14 97.46
Winner Kirk Cochainz
Position She Sucks My Boswell Points Drew Crew Points
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 14.74 Justin Fields - CHI 4.92
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 15.8 Raheem Mostert - MIA 34.2
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 34.2 Kenneth Walker III - SEA 17.9
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 28.5 Gabe Davis - BUF 3.1
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 18.7 Jakobi Meyers - LV 17.1
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 9.4 Cooper Kupp - LAR 27.8
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 1.2 Dallas Goedert - PHI 9.2
K Tyler Bass - BUF 2 Tyler Bass - BUF 2
D Philadelphia Eagles 7 Los Angeles Rams 9
Total 131.54 125.22
Winner She Sucks My Boswell

2023-2024 Week 7

Position Jerry West’s Office Window Points Dez Still Caught It Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 15.3 Brock Purdy - SF 12.78
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 29.3 Josh Jacobs - LV 5.1
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 8.3 Javonte Williams - DEN 12.6
WR Davante Adams - LV 12.7 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 10.7
WR Christian Watson - GB 5.7 Terry McLaurin - WAS 15
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 7.8 Joshua Palmer - LAC 18.3
TE Evan Engram - JAX 9.5 Dallas Goedert - PHI 18.7
K Tyler Bass - BUF 5 Anders Carlson - GB 5
D Cleveland Browns 12 Las Vegas Raiders 4
Total 105.6 102.18
Winner Jerry West’s Office Window
Position Skid Marks Points Scrantonicity 5 Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 15.3 Patrick Mahomes - KC 33.86
RB Aaron Jones - GB 8.7 Austin Ekeler - LAC 5.6
RB Jerome Ford - CLE 17.4 Javonte Williams - DEN 12.6
WR Elijah Moore - CLE 9.9 Chris Godwin - TB 12.6
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 7.8 Jerry Jeudy - DEN 11.4
WR Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 3.2 Elijah Moore - CLE 9.9
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 7.7 Mark Andrews - BAL 22.3
K Jason Sanders - MIA 6 Harrison Butker - KC 7
D Cleveland Browns 12 Buffalo Bills 1
Total 88 116.26
Winner Scrantonicity 5
Position The Realest Points Kingpins Of Crime Points
QB Geno Smith - SEA 13.76 Lamar Jackson - BAL 33.88
RB Jerome Ford - CLE 17.4 D'Andre Swift - PHI 10.5
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 8.3 Jerome Ford - CLE 17.4
WR Christian Watson - GB 5.7 Christian Watson - GB 5.7
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 18 A.J. Brown - PHI 29.7
WR Mike Evans - TB 20.2 Zay Flowers - BAL 11.5
TE Gerald Everett - LAC 11.6 Dallas Goedert - PHI 18.7
K Wil Lutz - DEN 15 Chris Boswell - PIT 8
D Cleveland Browns 12 Cleveland Browns 12
Total 121.96 147.38
Winner Kingpins Of Crime
Position Pay Day Gray Points Gamecocks Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 12.78 Patrick Mahomes - KC 33.86
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 10.5 Raheem Mostert - MIA 6.1
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 0 Jaylen Warren - PIT 10.1
WR Skyy Moore - KC 3.5 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 16.3
WR George Pickens - PIT 15.7 Keenan Allen - LAC 9.5
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 6.9 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 10.7
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 0 Will Dissly - SEA 0
K Jake Moody - SF 7 Harrison Butker - KC 7
D Tampa Bay Buccaneers 3 Seattle Seahawks 9
Total 59.38 102.56
Winner Gamecocks
Position The Hens Points Kirk Cochainz Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 12.78 Geno Smith - SEA 13.76
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 16 Keaontay Ingram - ARI 0
RB Royce Freeman - LAR 6.6 Isiah Pacheco - KC 16
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 12.3 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 10.7
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 18.3 Marquise Brown - ARI 7.9
WR Jayden Reed - GB 11.1 Elijah Moore - CLE 9.9
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 19.6 Luke Musgrave - GB 7
K Anders Carlson - GB 5 Anders Carlson - GB 5
D Green Bay Packers 1 Seattle Seahawks 9
Total 102.68 79.26
Winner The Hens
Position Titan Your Butthole Points AR5 Fan Club Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 12.78 Sam Howell - WAS 9.46
RB Jerome Ford - CLE 17.4 Jerome Ford - CLE 17.4
RB Aaron Jones - GB 8.7 D'Onta Foreman - CHI 33
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 8.9 Rashee Rice - KC 17
WR Christian Watson - GB 5.7 Romeo Doubs - GB 11
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 18 Marquise Brown - ARI 7.9
TE Darren Waller - NYG 22.8 Dallas Goedert - PHI 18.7
K Jake Elliott - PHI 7 Jake Elliott - PHI 7
D Washington Commanders 8 Las Vegas Raiders 4
Total 109.28 125.46
Winner AR5 Fan Club
Position Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points skol! go yikes Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 12.78 Geno Smith - SEA 13.76
RB Gus Edwards - BAL 21.4 Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.1
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 12.6 Latavius Murray - BUF 4.8
WR Davante Adams - LV 12.7 Davante Adams - LV 12.7
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 7.8 Mike Evans - TB 20.2
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 19.6 Romeo Doubs - GB 11
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 7.7 Logan Thomas - WAS 9.1
K Chris Boswell - PIT 8 Brett Maher - LAR 4
D Seattle Seahawks 9 Washington Commanders 8
Total 111.58 96.66
Winner Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
Position Waller? Hardly Know Her Points Love Me Sexy Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 15.3 Derek Carr - NO 17.44
RB Aaron Jones - GB 8.7 Raheem Mostert - MIA 6.1
RB Zach Evans - LAR 0 James Conner - ARI 0
WR Marquise Brown - ARI 7.9 K.J. Osborn - MIN 9.7
WR Kadarius Toney - KC 2.3 Diontae Johnson - PIT 12.9
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 10.7 Rashee Rice - KC 17
TE David Njoku - CLE 10.4 Dallas Goedert - PHI 18.7
K Graham Gano - NYG 2 Anders Carlson - GB 5
D Las Vegas Raiders 4 Las Vegas Raiders 4
Total 61.3 90.84
Winner Love Me Sexy
Position Freakofnature Points She Sucks My Boswell Points
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 23.26 Matthew Stafford - LAR 14.04
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.1 Aaron Jones - GB 8.7
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 5.1 Josh Jacobs - LV 5.1
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 29.7 Marquise Brown - ARI 7.9
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 6.9 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 10.7
WR Jerry Jeudy - DEN 11.4 Drake London - ATL 11.4
TE Mark Andrews - BAL 22.3 Dallas Goedert - PHI 18.7
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 13 Jason Myers - SEA 9
D San Francisco 49ers -3 Buffalo Bills 1
Total 121.76 86.54
Winner Freakofnature
Position The Good Guys Points Adam Schefter's Sources Points
QB Sam Howell - WAS 9.46 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 10.34
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 21 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 27.6
RB D'Onta Foreman - CHI 33 Aaron Jones - GB 8.7
WR Marquise Brown - ARI 7.9 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 10.7
WR Rashee Rice - KC 17 DeVonta Smith - PHI 8.9
WR Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 3.2 George Pickens - PIT 15.7
TE Zach Ertz - ARI 4.9 Cole Kmet - CHI 0
K Dustin Hopkins - CLE 22 Jason Sanders - MIA 6
D Las Vegas Raiders 4 Las Vegas Raiders 4
Total 122.46 91.94
Winner The Good Guys
Position The Score-Box Munchers Points Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 12.78 Jordan Love - GB 15.3
RB Raheem Mostert - MIA 6.1 Brian Robinson - WAS 8.3
RB Jordan Mason - SF 0 Jerome Ford - CLE 17.4
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 12.3 Joshua Palmer - LAC 18.3
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 8.9 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 10.7
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 10.7 Marquise Brown - ARI 7.9
TE George Kittle - SF 13 Michael Mayer - LV 3.3
K Jake Elliott - PHI 7 Tyler Bass - BUF 5
D San Francisco 49ers -3 Washington Commanders 8
Total 67.78 94.2
Winner Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts
Position Saquon Deez Nutz Points CobbSlobbers Points
QB Geno Smith - SEA 13.76 Brock Purdy - SF 12.78
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 10.5 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 27.6
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 12.6 Rachaad White - TB 15.9
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 7.8 Zay Flowers - BAL 11.5
WR Christian Watson - GB 5.7 Marquise Brown - ARI 7.9
WR Rashee Rice - KC 17 Terry McLaurin - WAS 15
TE Michael Mayer - LV 3.3 Mark Andrews - BAL 22.3
K Tyler Bass - BUF 5 Dustin Hopkins - CLE 22
D Las Vegas Raiders 4 Washington Commanders 8
Total 79.66 142.98
Winner CobbSlobbers
Position The Funks Points Drew Crew Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 12.78 Russell Wilson - DEN 13.86
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 15.1 Antonio Gibson - WAS 5.1
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 13.1 Alvin Kamara - NO 29.3
WR Rashee Rice - KC 17 Amari Cooper - CLE 4.2
WR George Pickens - PIT 15.7 Christian Kirk - JAX 19
WR Jameson Williams - DET 0 Skyy Moore - KC 3.5
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 18.7 David Njoku - CLE 10.4
K Joey Slye - WAS 1 Cairo Santos - CHI 8
D Los Angeles Rams 2 Seattle Seahawks 9
Total 95.38 102.36
Winner Drew Crew
Position lansing leopards Points Lannisters Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 12.78 Geno Smith - SEA 13.76
RB James Cook - BUF 19.2 Brian Robinson - WAS 8.3
RB David Montgomery - DET 0 Raheem Mostert - MIA 6.1
WR Davante Adams - LV 12.7 Stefon Diggs - BUF 17.8
WR Chris Olave - NO 12.7 Mike Evans - TB 20.2
WR Mack Hollins - ATL 0 Christian Watson - GB 5.7
TE George Kittle - SF 13 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 19.6
K Jason Sanders - MIA 6 Jake Elliott - PHI 7
D Detroit Lions -7 Las Vegas Raiders 4
Total 69.38 102.46
Winner Lannisters
Position Endzone Jones Points Bob Barker's House of Pain Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 15.3 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 10.34
RB AJ Dillon - GB 11.5 Josh Jacobs - LV 5.1
RB Najee Harris - PIT 15.8 Aaron Jones - GB 8.7
WR Marquise Brown - ARI 7.9 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 10.7
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 4.2 DeVonta Smith - PHI 8.9
WR Van Jefferson - ATL 1.5 Terry McLaurin - WAS 15
TE George Kittle - SF 13 Sam LaPorta - DET 11.2
K Harrison Butker - KC 7 Jake Elliott - PHI 7
D Cleveland Browns 12 Buffalo Bills 1
Total 88.2 77.94
Winner Endzone Jones
Position Southport Skegs Points Just the tip Jefferson Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 15.3 Geno Smith - SEA 13.76
RB Ke'Shawn Vaughn - TB 0.7 Saquon Barkley - NYG 18.8
RB Ezekiel Elliott - NE 9.1 AJ Dillon - GB 11.5
WR Davante Adams - LV 12.7 Cooper Kupp - LAR 6.9
WR Drake London - ATL 11.4 DJ Moore - CHI 13.4
WR Jayden Reed - GB 11.1 Skyy Moore - KC 3.5
TE Darren Waller - NYG 22.8 Logan Thomas - WAS 9.1
K Joey Slye - WAS 1 Riley Patterson - DET 0
D Chicago Bears 18 Cleveland Browns 12
Total 102.1 88.96
Winner Southport Skegs
Position team web Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB Kirk Cousins - MIN 21.02 Jordan Love - GB 15.3
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 6.2 Isiah Pacheco - KC 16
RB Cam Akers - MIN 8.1 Kareem Hunt - CLE 15.1
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 31.3 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 23.2
WR Jauan Jennings - SF 10.4 Tutu Atwell - LAR 10.1
WR K.J. Osborn - MIN 9.7 Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL 9.9
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 19.6 David Njoku - CLE 10.4
K Greg Joseph - MIN 12 Jason Sanders - MIA 6
D Minnesota Vikings 8 Los Angeles Rams 2
Total 126.32 108
Winner team web
Position Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 23.26 Brock Purdy - SF 12.78
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 5.1 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 27.6
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 16 Saquon Barkley - NYG 18.8
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 10.7 A.J. Brown - PHI 29.7
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 11.5 Amari Cooper - CLE 4.2
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 7.8 Christian Watson - GB 5.7
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 18.7 Gerald Everett - LAC 11.6
K Graham Gano - NYG 2 Jason Sanders - MIA 6
D Tampa Bay Buccaneers 3 Las Vegas Raiders 4
Total 98.06 120.38
Winner Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy

2023-2024 Week 8

Position Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points Love Me Sexy Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 12.9 Matthew Stafford - LAR 11.38
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 29.8 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 7 Rachaad White - TB 17.9
WR Nico Collins - HOU 7 Stefon Diggs - BUF 16
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 16.8 DJ Moore - CHI 9.5
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 16.5 Davante Adams - LV 2.1
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 20.8 Logan Thomas - WAS 16.4
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 16 Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 1
D Philadelphia Eagles -3 LA Chargers 10
Total 123.8 114.18
Winner Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy
Position Gamecocks Points She Sucks My Boswell Points
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 24.02 C.J. Stroud - HOU 12.9
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 7
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 21.3 Gus Edwards - BAL 29.4
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.2 Amari Cooper - CLE 14.9
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 17.3 Gabe Davis - BUF 23.7
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 6.9 Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL 0
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 7.6 Darren Waller - NYG 1.4
K Evan McPherson - CIN 9 Cameron Dicker - LAC 16
D Baltimore Ravens 6 Miami Dolphins 8
Total 137.22 113.3
Winner Gamecocks
Position Freakofnature Points Pay Day Gray Points
QB Baker Mayfield - TB 21.38 Jared Goff - DET 12.68
RB Cam Akers - MIN 9.5 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 12.2 Josh Jacobs - LV 16.8
WR Mike Evans - TB 12.9 Davante Adams - LV 2.1
WR Drake London - ATL 10.5 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 16.8
WR Josh Downs - IND 14.2 Kalif Raymond - DET 4.2
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 17.5 Michael Mayer - LV 2.9
K Chris Boswell - PIT 4 Daniel Carlson - LV 2
D Jacksonville Jaguars 12 Detroit Lions 14
Total 114.18 101.38
Winner Freakofnature
Position CobbSlobbers Points Southport Skegs Points
QB Jared Goff - DET 12.68 Justin Herbert - LAC 24.02
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 21.3 Derrick Henry - TEN 16.2
RB Royce Freeman - LAR 10.4 Joe Mixon - CIN 20
WR Nico Collins - HOU 7 DJ Moore - CHI 9.5
WR Rashee Rice - KC 9.6 Equanimeous St. Brown - CHI 0
WR Rondale Moore - ARI 4.1 Jameson Williams - DET 3.6
TE Trey McBride - ARI 25.5 David Njoku - CLE 17.7
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 13 Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 1
D New York Jets 10 Detroit Lions 14
Total 113.58 106.02
Winner CobbSlobbers
Position Kingpins Of Crime Points Scrantonicity 5 Points
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 24.02 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 21.76
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 15.8 Alvin Kamara - NO 27
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 6.5 Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR 11.5
WR Chris Olave - NO 9.6 Keenan Allen - LAC 14.9
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 2.9 Christian Kirk - JAX 8.6
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 25.2 Tank Dell - HOU 6.1
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 14.7 Evan Engram - JAX 16.8
K Jason Sanders - MIA 7 Justin Tucker - BAL 8
D LA Chargers 10 Seattle Seahawks 8
Total 115.72 122.66
Winner Scrantonicity 5
Position Dez Still Caught It Points Kirk Cochainz Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 28.06 C.J. Stroud - HOU 12.9
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 13.7 Kareem Hunt - CLE 13.7
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 6.9 Zay Flowers - BAL 6.9
WR Christian Watson - GB 6.3 Michael Thomas - NO 10.8
WR Rashid Shaheed - NO 24.3 Christian Watson - GB 6.3
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 14.7 Dallas Goedert - PHI 7.6
K Riley Patterson - DET 17 Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 1
D LA Chargers 10 Baltimore Ravens 6
Total 150.86 95.1
Winner Dez Still Caught It
Position Skid Marks Points The Realest Points
QB Josh Allen - BUF 29.06 Justin Herbert - LAC 24.02
RB Kenneth Gainwell - PHI 5.6 Alexander Mattison - MIN 4.3
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 29.8 Dameon Pierce - HOU 4.6
WR Kendrick Bourne - NE 12.6 Tee Higgins - CIN 11.9
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 33 Rashid Shaheed - NO 24.3
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 16.8 Josh Downs - IND 14.2
TE Travis Kelce - KC 11.8 Logan Thomas - WAS 16.4
K Evan McPherson - CIN 9 Blake Grupe - NO 8
D Baltimore Ravens 6 New York Jets 10
Total 153.66 117.72
Winner Skid Marks
Position Just the tip Jefferson Points Saquon Deez Nutz Points
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 11.98 Desmond Ridder - ATL 3.44
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 23.3 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9
RB Miles Sanders - CAR 0 Gus Edwards - BAL 29.4
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 15.9 Rashid Shaheed - NO 24.3
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 6.9 Jakobi Meyers - LV 2.9
WR Josh Downs - IND 14.2 Romeo Doubs - GB 11.8
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 20.8 Kyle Pitts - ATL 6.5
K Jake Elliott - PHI 10 Blake Grupe - NO 8
D Atlanta Falcons 2 Seattle Seahawks 8
Total 105.08 124.24
Winner Saquon Deez Nutz
Position Jerry West’s Office Window Points The Hens Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 12.9 Lamar Jackson - BAL 11.98
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 23.3 Derrick Henry - TEN 16.2
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 21.3 Gus Edwards - BAL 29.4
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 16 Puka Nacua - LAR 7.3
WR Mike Evans - TB 12.9 Calvin Ridley - JAX 14.3
WR Michael Thomas - NO 10.8 Rashid Shaheed - NO 24.3
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 19.7 Sam LaPorta - DET 19.7
K Jake Elliott - PHI 10 Justin Tucker - BAL 8
D LA Chargers 10 Detroit Lions 14
Total 136.9 145.18
Winner The Hens
Position AR5 Fan Club Points Endzone Jones Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 12.9 Mac Jones - NE 12.24
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 7 Dameon Pierce - HOU 4.6
RB Craig Reynolds - DET 7.6 Jamaal Williams - NO 4.8
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 14.9 Christian Kirk - JAX 8.6
WR Nico Collins - HOU 7 A.J. Brown - PHI 33
WR Chris Olave - NO 9.6 Jordan Addison - MIN 21.4
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 2.5 Hayden Hurst - CAR 0
K Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 1 Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 1
D New York Jets 10 LA Chargers 10
Total 72.5 95.64
Winner Endzone Jones
Position Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points The Funks Points
QB Josh Allen - BUF 29.06 Jared Goff - DET 12.68
RB James Cook - BUF 8.3 Dameon Pierce - HOU 4.6
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9 Gus Edwards - BAL 29.4
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 8.6 A.J. Brown - PHI 33
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 10.9 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 16.8
WR Rashee Rice - KC 9.6 Chris Olave - NO 9.6
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 17.5 Hunter Henry - NE 5.8
K Lucas Havrisik - LAR 7 Daniel Carlson - LV 2
D Cincinnati Bengals 4 Miami Dolphins 8
Total 124.86 121.88
Winner Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts
Position Adam Schefter's Sources Points team web Points
QB Tyson Bagent - CHI 11.18 -
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 6.7 -
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 15.8 -
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 14.3 -
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 14.9 -
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 10.9 -
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 20.8 -
K Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 1 -
D Baltimore Ravens 6
Total 101.58 0
Winner Adam Schefter's Sources
Position Krusty Krab Pizzas Points The Good Guys Points
QB Sam Howell - WAS 30.98 Tyson Bagent - CHI 11.18
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 10.7 Dameon Pierce - HOU 4.6
RB Jeff Wilson Jr. - MIA 5.7 Jerome Ford - CLE 4.9
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 7.3 Michael Thomas - NO 10.8
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 11.8 Calvin Ridley - JAX 14.3
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 16.5 Elijah Moore - CLE 5
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 6.5 Taysom Hill - NO 22.46
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 13 Harrison Butker - KC 11
D Cleveland Browns 4 Miami Dolphins 8
Total 106.48 92.24
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas
Position Drew Crew Points The Score-Box Munchers Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 12.9 C.J. Stroud - HOU 12.9
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 6.7 Miles Sanders - CAR 0
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 33 Terry McLaurin - WAS 17.3
WR Nico Collins - HOU 7 Josh Downs - IND 14.2
WR Kendrick Bourne - NE 12.6 Michael Gallup - DAL 4
TE George Kittle - SF 23.9 Luke Musgrave - GB 2.9
K Chris Boswell - PIT 4 Younghoe Koo - ATL 12
D Baltimore Ravens 6 Jacksonville Jaguars 12
Total 136 105.2
Winner Drew Crew
Position lansing leopards Points skol! go yikes Points
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 11.98 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 21.76
RB D'Onta Foreman - CHI 4.6 Alvin Kamara - NO 27
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 6.7 Gus Edwards - BAL 29.4
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 5.4 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 41
WR Drake London - ATL 10.5 Zay Flowers - BAL 6.9
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 21.4 Rashee Rice - KC 9.6
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 2.5 Jake Ferguson - DAL 14.7
K Harrison Butker - KC 11 Chris Boswell - PIT 4
D Jacksonville Jaguars 12 New York Jets 10
Total 86.08 164.36
Winner skol! go yikes
Position Lannisters Points Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 5.6 Justin Herbert - LAC 24.02
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 21.3 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 13.7 Alexander Mattison - MIN 4.3
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 16.8 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 25.2
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 25.1 Jakobi Meyers - LV 2.9
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 5.4 Chris Godwin - TB 17.8
TE George Kittle - SF 23.9 George Kittle - SF 23.9
K Matt Gay - IND 10 Jake Elliott - PHI 10
D San Francisco 49ers 1 New York Jets 10
Total 122.8 148.02
Winner Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
Position Bob Barker's House of Pain Points Titan Your Butthole Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 12.9 Lamar Jackson - BAL 11.98
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 7 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 25.9
RB Dameon Pierce - HOU 4.6 Isiah Pacheco - KC 6.7
WR George Pickens - PIT 9.2 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 16.8
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 17.6 DJ Moore - CHI 9.5
WR Drake London - ATL 10.5 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 25.2
TE Jonnu Smith - ATL 2.3 Dallas Goedert - PHI 7.6
K Blake Grupe - NO 8 Blake Grupe - NO 8
D Seattle Seahawks 8 Seattle Seahawks 8
Total 80.1 119.68
Winner Titan Your Butthole
Position Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points Waller? Hardly Know Her Points
QB Jared Goff - DET 12.68 Justin Herbert - LAC 24.02
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 23.3 Dameon Pierce - HOU 4.6
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 29.9 Gus Edwards - BAL 29.4
WR Davante Adams - LV 2.1 DJ Moore - CHI 9.5
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 25.2 Jahan Dotson - WAS 24.8
WR DJ Moore - CHI 9.5 Christian Kirk - JAX 8.6
TE Travis Kelce - KC 11.8 Hayden Hurst - CAR 0
K Harrison Butker - KC 11 Blake Grupe - NO 8
D Seattle Seahawks 8 New York Jets 10
Total 133.48 118.92
Winner Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined

2023-2024 Week 9

Position Titan Your Butthole Points She Sucks My Boswell Points
QB Derek Carr - NO 16.74 Derek Carr - NO 16.74
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 14.3 Jonathan Taylor - IND 17.9
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 2.7 Chuba Hubbard - CAR 10.7
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 8.4 Diontae Johnson - PIT 22
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 6 Nico Collins - HOU 14.4
WR Rashee Rice - KC 9.7 Garrett Wilson - NYJ 13
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1
K Dustin Hopkins - CLE 10 Nick Folk - TEN 11
D New Orleans Saints 12 Cleveland Browns 23
Total 95.94 144.84
Winner She Sucks My Boswell
Position Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points lansing leopards Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 28.36 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 12.42
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 14.3 Tyler Allgeier - ATL 11
RB Zack Moss - IND 2.6 Gus Edwards - BAL 17.2
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 19 Stefon Diggs - BUF 22.6
WR Demario Douglas - NE 10.5 Amari Cooper - CLE 24.9
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 8.6 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 28.1
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1 Dallas Goedert - PHI 8
K Blake Grupe - NO 8 Blake Grupe - NO 8
D New England Patriots 4 New Orleans Saints 12
Total 111.46 144.22
Winner lansing leopards
Position The Score-Box Munchers Points The Funks Points
QB Baker Mayfield - TB 19 Derek Carr - NO 16.74
RB Rachaad White - TB 27.9 Saquon Barkley - NYG 14.3
RB James Cook - BUF 7.9 Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR 5.5
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 22 Christian Watson - GB 4.7
WR Demario Douglas - NE 10.5 Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 13.5
WR Michael Thomas - NO 0 Josh Downs - IND 2
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1 Travis Kelce - KC 4.4
K Matt Gay - IND 11 Justin Tucker - BAL 14
D Minnesota Vikings 4 New Orleans Saints 12
Total 118.4 87.14
Winner The Score-Box Munchers
Position Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points Gamecocks Points
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 11.48 Deshaun Watson - CLE 18.96
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 11 Devin Singletary - HOU 4.6
RB Rachaad White - TB 27.9 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 22.9
WR Chris Olave - NO 16.6 Chris Olave - NO 16.6
WR Demario Douglas - NE 10.5 Amari Cooper - CLE 24.9
WR Josh Downs - IND 2 Rashid Shaheed - NO 5.2
TE Mark Andrews - BAL 17 Jake Ferguson - DAL 22.1
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 19 Justin Tucker - BAL 14
D Cleveland Browns 23 Cleveland Browns 23
Total 138.48 152.26
Winner Gamecocks
Position Just the tip Jefferson Points Jerry West’s Office Window Points
QB Deshaun Watson - CLE 18.96 Derek Carr - NO 16.74
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 10 Josh Jacobs - LV 21.8
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 22.9 Isiah Pacheco - KC 6.6
WR Charlie Jones - CIN 0 Jakobi Meyers - LV 13.5
WR Chris Olave - NO 16.6 George Pickens - PIT 1.9
WR Davante Adams - LV 7.4 DeVonta Smith - PHI 14.1
TE Taysom Hill - NO 20.62 Mark Andrews - BAL 17
K Matt Gay - IND 11 Matt Gay - IND 11
D LA Chargers 26 New Orleans Saints 12
Total 133.48 114.64
Winner Just the tip Jefferson
Position The Realest Points The Good Guys Points
QB Derek Carr - NO 16.74 Dak Prescott - DAL 28.36
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 17.9 Josh Jacobs - LV 21.8
RB Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR 5.5 Kareem Hunt - CLE 9.8
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 24.9 Amari Cooper - CLE 24.9
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 22 DeVonta Smith - PHI 14.1
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 6.8 Garrett Wilson - NYJ 13
TE Taysom Hill - NO 20.62 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1
K Eddy Pineiro - CAR 8 Evan McPherson - CIN 6
D New England Patriots 4 Baltimore Ravens 15
Total 126.46 149.06
Winner The Good Guys
Position Waller? Hardly Know Her Points CobbSlobbers Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 28.36 Josh Allen - BUF 24.72
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 17.9 Devin Singletary - HOU 4.6
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 9.8 Alvin Kamara - NO 11
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 1.7 Tank Dell - HOU 29.6
WR Demario Douglas - NE 10.5 Chris Olave - NO 16.6
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 13 Jordan Addison - MIN 10.2
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1
K Eddy Pineiro - CAR 8 Justin Tucker - BAL 14
D New York Giants -1 Baltimore Ravens 15
Total 104.36 141.82
Winner CobbSlobbers
Position Drew Crew Points Bob Barker's House of Pain Points
QB Sam Howell - WAS 17.7 Justin Herbert - LAC 7.14
RB James Cook - BUF 7.9 Breece Hall - NYJ 10
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 11.7 Alexander Mattison - MIN 17.3
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 19 DJ Moore - CHI 5.4
WR Chris Olave - NO 16.6 Stefon Diggs - BUF 22.6
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 8.4 Gabe Davis - BUF 0
TE Gerald Everett - LAC 3.8 C.J. Uzomah - NYJ 3.1
K Nick Folk - TEN 11 Tyler Bass - BUF 4
D Cleveland Browns 23 LA Chargers 26
Total 119.1 95.54
Winner Drew Crew
Position Pay Day Gray Points AR5 Fan Club Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 28.36 Gardner Minshew - IND 9.58
RB James Cook - BUF 7.9 Pierre Strong Jr. - CLE 1.2
RB Michael Carter - NYJ 8.4 Jonathan Taylor - IND 17.9
WR Allen Lazard - NYJ 3.8 Chris Godwin - TB 3.6
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 19.6 Michael Thomas - NO 0
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 22.6 Deonte Harty - BUF 0
TE Darren Waller - NYG 0 Taysom Hill - NO 20.62
K Matt Gay - IND 11 Harrison Butker - KC 3
D Indianapolis Colts 27 Cleveland Browns 23
Total 128.66 78.9
Winner Pay Day Gray
Position Scrantonicity 5 Points Adam Schefter's Sources Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 41.8 Baker Mayfield - TB 19
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 17.9 Kenneth Walker III - SEA 2.7
RB Zack Moss - IND 2.6 Bijan Robinson - ATL 5.9
WR Zay Flowers - BAL 2.1 Mike Evans - TB 12.7
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 6.2 Puka Nacua - LAR 6.2
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 6.6 Terry McLaurin - WAS 12.3
TE David Njoku - CLE 12.6 Trey McBride - ARI 5.2
K Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 6 Cameron Dicker - LAC 11
D Cleveland Browns 23 New Orleans Saints 12
Total 118.8 87
Winner Scrantonicity 5
Position The Hens Points Saquon Deez Nutz Points
QB Derek Carr - NO 16.74 Derek Carr - NO 16.74
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 17.9 Jonathan Taylor - IND 17.9
RB AJ Dillon - GB 5.3 Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR 5.5
WR Chris Olave - NO 16.6 Chris Olave - NO 16.6
WR Demario Douglas - NE 10.5 Tyler Boyd - CIN 8.6
WR Elijah Moore - CLE 3.4 Diontae Johnson - PIT 22
TE Hunter Henry - NE 13.9 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 11 Eddy Pineiro - CAR 8
D Minnesota Vikings 4 New York Giants -1
Total 99.34 110.44
Winner Saquon Deez Nutz
Position Lannisters Points Kingpins Of Crime Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 28.36 -
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 21 -
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 5.9 -
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 6.8 -
WR Chris Olave - NO 16.6 -
WR Nico Collins - HOU 14.4 -
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 8 -
K Tyler Bass - BUF 4 -
D Cleveland Browns 23
Total 128.06 0
Winner Lannisters
Position Freakofnature Points Endzone Jones Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 28.36 Dak Prescott - DAL 28.36
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 11 Chuba Hubbard - CAR 10.7
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 9.8 Jonathan Taylor - IND 17.9
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 28.1 JuJu Smith-Schuster - NE 11.1
WR Rashee Rice - KC 9.7 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 28.1
WR Quentin Johnston - LAC 3.6 Demario Douglas - NE 10.5
TE Taysom Hill - NO 20.62 Cade Otton - TB 23
K Dustin Hopkins - CLE 10 Chad Ryland - NE 6
D New Orleans Saints 12 Baltimore Ravens 15
Total 133.18 150.66
Winner Endzone Jones
Position team web Points skol! go yikes Points
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 22.32 Lamar Jackson - BAL 11.48
RB Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 0 James Cook - BUF 7.9
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 10 Devin Singletary - HOU 4.6
WR Drake London - ATL 0 Adam Thielen - CAR 7.9
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 28.1 Tank Dell - HOU 29.6
WR DJ Chark Jr. - CAR 8.9 Demario Douglas - NE 10.5
TE C.J. Uzomah - NYJ 3.1 Taysom Hill - NO 20.62
K Ryan Succop - TB 0 Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 6
D Cincinnati Bengals 5 Las Vegas Raiders 18
Total 77.42 116.6
Winner skol! go yikes
Position Dez Still Caught It Points Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points
QB Gardner Minshew - IND 9.58 Lamar Jackson - BAL 11.48
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 10.7 Breece Hall - NYJ 10
RB Jerome Ford - CLE 12.7 Rachaad White - TB 27.9
WR Chris Olave - NO 16.6 Cooper Kupp - LAR 6.8
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 19 Rashee Rice - KC 9.7
WR Demario Douglas - NE 10.5 Demario Douglas - NE 10.5
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1 Cole Kmet - CHI 23.5
K Blake Grupe - NO 8 Younghoe Koo - ATL 19
D New Orleans Saints 12 Atlanta Falcons 8
Total 115.18 126.88
Winner Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy
Position Love Me Sexy Points Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 22.32 Bryce Young - CAR 9.02
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 9.4 Saquon Barkley - NYG 14.3
RB Gus Edwards - BAL 17.2 Chuba Hubbard - CAR 10.7
WR George Pickens - PIT 1.9 Garrett Wilson - NYJ 13
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 12.5 Brandin Cooks - DAL 1.7
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 19 Keenan Allen - LAC 15.7
TE Gerald Everett - LAC 3.8 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1
K Evan McPherson - CIN 6 Matt Gay - IND 11
D New Orleans Saints 12 Las Vegas Raiders 18
Total 104.12 109.52
Winner Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined
Position Skid Marks Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB Derek Carr - NO 16.74 Gardner Minshew - IND 9.58
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 9.8 Breece Hall - NYJ 10
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 10.7 Antonio Gibson - WAS 12.6
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 22 Stefon Diggs - BUF 22.6
WR Rashid Shaheed - NO 5.2 DeVonta Smith - PHI 14.1
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 12.3 Rondale Moore - ARI 1.8
TE David Njoku - CLE 12.6 Trey McBride - ARI 5.2
K Jason Myers - SEA 3 Cameron Dicker - LAC 11
D New Orleans Saints 12 Dallas Cowboys 4
Total 104.34 90.88
Winner Skid Marks
Position Southport Skegs Points Kirk Cochainz Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 41.8 Derek Carr - NO 16.74
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 21.8 Devin Singletary - HOU 4.6
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 22.9 Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR 5.5
WR Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL 14.6 Chris Olave - NO 16.6
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 24.9 Demario Douglas - NE 10.5
WR Michael Thomas - NO 0 Rashee Rice - KC 9.7
TE Hunter Henry - NE 13.9 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1
K Jake Elliott - PHI 4 Jason Myers - SEA 3
D New England Patriots 4 Atlanta Falcons 8
Total 147.9 90.74
Winner Southport Skegs

2023-2024 Week 10

Position Endzone Jones Points The Score-Box Munchers Points
QB Will Levis - TEN 5.96 Jared Goff - DET 21.12
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 13.2 Austin Ekeler - LAC 21.5
RB James Cook - BUF 12 Alvin Kamara - NO 18.5
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 5.7 Stefon Diggs - BUF 6.4
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 30.5 Deebo Samuel - SF 15.9
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 23.2 Tank Dell - HOU 18.9
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1 Sam LaPorta - DET 8
K Evan McPherson - CIN 11 Justin Tucker - BAL 7
D Seattle Seahawks 4 Dallas Cowboys 11
Total 121.66 128.32
Winner The Score-Box Munchers
Position Kingpins Of Crime Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 19.04 Lamar Jackson - BAL 13.02
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 12.7 Austin Ekeler - LAC 21.5
RB Tyler Allgeier - ATL 4.8 David Montgomery - DET 17.6
WR Tank Dell - HOU 18.9 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 5.7
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 39.5 Gabe Davis - BUF 9.6
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 14.4 Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG 2.6
TE Taysom Hill - NO 4.3 Mark Andrews - BAL 6.4
K Evan McPherson - CIN 11 Evan McPherson - CIN 11
D Chicago Bears 8 Baltimore Ravens 13
Total 132.64 100.42
Winner Kingpins Of Crime
Position She Sucks My Boswell Points skol! go yikes Points
QB Geno Smith - SEA 24.06 Brock Purdy - SF 23.84
RB Damien Harris - BUF 0 Jonathan Taylor - IND 14.5
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 12.5 Tyler Allgeier - ATL 4.8
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 5.7 Keenan Allen - LAC 40.5
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 16.8 Tyler Boyd - CIN 19.7
WR Tank Dell - HOU 18.9 Tyler Lockett - SEA 23.2
TE Taysom Hill - NO 4.3 Dalton Schultz - HOU 11.1
K Evan McPherson - CIN 11 Evan McPherson - CIN 11
D Dallas Cowboys 11 Seattle Seahawks 4
Total 104.26 152.64
Winner skol! go yikes
Position Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points team web Points
QB Geno Smith - SEA 24.06 Josh Allen - BUF 14.38
RB Damien Harris - BUF 0 James Cook - BUF 12
RB Tyler Allgeier - ATL 4.8 Javonte Williams - DEN 21
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 19.7 Courtland Sutton - DEN 17.3
WR Marvin Mims Jr. - DEN -0.3 Stefon Diggs - BUF 6.4
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 5.7 Gabe Davis - BUF 9.6
TE Evan Engram - JAX 5.2 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 5 Tyler Bass - BUF 2
D Baltimore Ravens 13 Buffalo Bills 6
Total 77.16 104.78
Winner team web
Position Lannisters Points Skid Marks Points
QB Derek Carr - NO 5.4 Joe Burrow - CIN 19.88
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 26.2 Austin Ekeler - LAC 21.5
RB James Cook - BUF 12 Josh Jacobs - LV 12.7
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 18.3 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 23.4
WR Rashid Shaheed - NO 7.4 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 16.4
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 19.7 Adam Thielen - CAR 10.2
TE Taysom Hill - NO 4.3 George Kittle - SF 20.6
K Evan McPherson - CIN 11 Riley Patterson - DET 12
D New York Jets 10 Dallas Cowboys 11
Total 114.3 147.68
Winner Skid Marks
Position Dez Still Caught It Points Saquon Deez Nutz Points
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 28.42 Baker Mayfield - TB 18.32
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 5.5 D'Onta Foreman - CHI 17.2
RB Tyler Allgeier - ATL 4.8 Tony Pollard - DAL 5.5
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 16.8 Mike Evans - TB 26.3
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 5.7 Courtland Sutton - DEN 17.3
WR Jahan Dotson - WAS 0 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 9.3
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 11.1 Taysom Hill - NO 4.3
K Jason Myers - SEA 21 Brandon McManus - JAX 3
D Dallas Cowboys 11 Dallas Cowboys 11
Total 104.32 112.22
Winner Saquon Deez Nutz
Position Bob Barker's House of Pain Points Pay Day Gray Points
QB Geno Smith - SEA 24.06 Sam Howell - WAS 24.18
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 5.5 Austin Ekeler - LAC 21.5
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 17.6 Breece Hall - NYJ 10.5
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 9.3 Marquise Brown - ARI 3.8
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 39.5 Tyler Lockett - SEA 23.2
WR Davante Adams - LV 14.6 Garrett Wilson - NYJ 18.3
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 9 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1
K Daniel Carlson - LV 14 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 7
D Dallas Cowboys 11 Denver Broncos 7
Total 144.56 131.58
Winner Bob Barker's House of Pain
Position Titan Your Butthole Points Freakofnature Points
QB Josh Allen - BUF 14.38 Josh Allen - BUF 14.38
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 3 Breece Hall - NYJ 10.5
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 17.6 Aaron Jones - GB 9.4
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 6.4 Stefon Diggs - BUF 6.4
WR Mike Evans - TB 26.3 Tyler Boyd - CIN 19.7
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 14.4 Davante Adams - LV 14.6
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 11.1 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 30.4
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 5 Justin Tucker - BAL 7
D Las Vegas Raiders 6 New York Jets 10
Total 104.18 122.38
Winner Freakofnature
Position Adam Schefter's Sources Points Waller? Hardly Know Her Points
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 2.1 Geno Smith - SEA 24.06
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 12.7 James Cook - BUF 12
RB David Montgomery - DET 17.6 Tyler Allgeier - ATL 4.8
WR Tank Dell - HOU 18.9 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 5.7
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 14.4 Calvin Ridley - JAX 4
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 2.7 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 9.3
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 11.1 Irv Smith Jr. - CIN 1.6
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 5 Chase McLaughlin - TB 8
D Buffalo Bills 6 Chicago Bears 8
Total 90.5 77.46
Winner Adam Schefter's Sources
Position The Realest Points Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points
QB Josh Allen - BUF 14.38 Josh Allen - BUF 14.38
RB Aaron Jones - GB 9.4 Breece Hall - NYJ 10.5
RB Rachaad White - TB 17.8 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 13.2
WR Marquise Brown - ARI 3.8 Mike Evans - TB 26.3
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 17.3 Christian Kirk - JAX 14.4
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 18.3 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 9.3
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 11.1 Taysom Hill - NO 4.3
K Chase McLaughlin - TB 8 Tyler Bass - BUF 2
D Seattle Seahawks 4 Buffalo Bills 6
Total 104.08 100.38
Winner The Realest
Position AR5 Fan Club Points Drew Crew Points
QB Josh Allen - BUF 14.38 Justin Herbert - LAC 28.42
RB James Cook - BUF 12 D'Onta Foreman - CHI 17.2
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 17.6 Joe Mixon - CIN 12.5
WR Demario Douglas - NE 14.4 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 5.7
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 5.7 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 14.5
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 16.4 Tyler Boyd - CIN 19.7
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1 Kyle Pitts - ATL 6
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 5 Evan McPherson - CIN 11
D Dallas Cowboys 11 New York Jets 10
Total 112.58 125.02
Winner Drew Crew
Position The Good Guys Points Scrantonicity 5 Points
QB Jared Goff - DET 21.12 Baker Mayfield - TB 18.32
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 17.6 Tony Pollard - DAL 5.5
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 13.2 Jaylen Warren - PIT 19
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 5.7 DK Metcalf - SEA 16.8
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 16.4 George Pickens - PIT 7.5
WR Tank Dell - HOU 18.9 Christian Watson - GB 4.3
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 11.1 Dalton Schultz - HOU 11.1
K Nick Folk - TEN 6 Evan McPherson - CIN 11
D Dallas Cowboys 11 Dallas Cowboys 11
Total 121.02 104.52
Winner The Good Guys
Position Just the tip Jefferson Points Kirk Cochainz Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 37.86 Russell Wilson - DEN 18.72
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 3 Alvin Kamara - NO 18.5
RB Latavius Murray - BUF 14.9 Joe Mixon - CIN 12.5
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 30.5 Mike Evans - TB 26.3
WR Tank Dell - HOU 18.9 Terry McLaurin - WAS 7.3
WR Tyler Boyd - CIN 19.7 Diontae Johnson - PIT 2.7
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 12.6 Taysom Hill - NO 4.3
K Justin Tucker - BAL 7 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 7
D Dallas Cowboys 11 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12
Total 155.46 109.32
Winner Just the tip Jefferson
Position Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points Southport Skegs Points
QB Sam Howell - WAS 24.18 Gardner Minshew - IND 5.66
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 5.5 Kareem Hunt - CLE 9.2
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 13.2 James Conner - ARI 7.3
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 7.3 Jordan Addison - MIN 10.9
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 5.7 Curtis Samuel - WAS 2.6
WR Drake London - ATL 6.6 DK Metcalf - SEA 16.8
TE David Njoku - CLE 11.8 Taysom Hill - NO 4.3
K Brandon McManus - JAX 3 Matt Gay - IND 6
D Chicago Bears 8 Pittsburgh Steelers 6
Total 85.28 68.76
Winner Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts
Position Jerry West’s Office Window Points Love Me Sexy Points
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 19.88 Bryce Young - CAR 9.2
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 14.5 Jonathan Taylor - IND 14.5
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 17.6 Josh Jacobs - LV 12.7
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 4 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 30.5
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 5.7 Jerry Jeudy - DEN 6.5
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 23.4 Mike Evans - TB 26.3
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 9 Jonnu Smith - ATL 1.1
K Evan McPherson - CIN 11 Eddy Pineiro - CAR 7
D Dallas Cowboys 11 Carolina Panthers 9
Total 116.08 116.8
Winner Love Me Sexy
Position Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points The Hens Points
QB Jared Goff - DET 21.12 Baker Mayfield - TB 18.32
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 12.5 Breece Hall - NYJ 10.5
RB Jaylen Warren - PIT 19 Jaylen Warren - PIT 19
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 16.4 Tyler Lockett - SEA 23.2
WR Brandon Powell - MIN 7.5 Deebo Samuel - SF 15.9
WR Chris Godwin - TB 9.4 Khalil Shakir - BUF 3.4
TE Taysom Hill - NO 4.3 Trey McBride - ARI 21.1
K Justin Tucker - BAL 7 Jason Myers - SEA 21
D Pittsburgh Steelers 6 Pittsburgh Steelers 6
Total 103.22 138.42
Winner The Hens
Position CobbSlobbers Points The Funks Points
QB Sam Howell - WAS 24.18 Justin Herbert - LAC 28.42
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 20.2 Christian McCaffrey - SF 20.2
RB David Montgomery - DET 17.6 Aaron Jones - GB 9.4
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 23.4 Nico Collins - HOU 0
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 14.5 Mike Evans - TB 26.3
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 4 K.J. Osborn - MIN 0
TE Jonnu Smith - ATL 1.1 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 9 Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 0
D Pittsburgh Steelers 6 New York Jets 10
Total 119.98 110.42
Winner CobbSlobbers
Position Gamecocks Points lansing leopards Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 37.86 Justin Herbert - LAC 28.42
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 12.5 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 6.4
RB Najee Harris - PIT 18.6 Josh Jacobs - LV 12.7
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 39.5 DK Metcalf - SEA 16.8
WR Drake London - ATL 6.6 Adam Thielen - CAR 10.2
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 9.6 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 16.4
TE Taysom Hill - NO 4.3 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 16.1
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 9 Tyler Bass - BUF 2
D Tampa Bay Buccaneers 12 Baltimore Ravens 13
Total 149.96 122.02
Winner Gamecocks

2023-2024 Week 11

Position Dez Still Caught It Points CobbSlobbers Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 15.34 Dorian Thompson-Robinson - CLE 6.6
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 1.5 Derrick Henry - TEN 5.4
RB Devin Singletary - HOU 19.8 James Cook - BUF 19.2
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 9.5 Jaylen Waddle - MIA 9.5
WR Mike Evans - TB 15.3 DK Metcalf - SEA 20.4
WR Tank Dell - HOU 28.9 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 21.7
TE Trey McBride - ARI 9.3 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 9.5
K Joey Slye - WAS 8 Matt Prater - ARI 6
D Buffalo Bills 21 Buffalo Bills 21
Total 128.64 119.3
Winner Dez Still Caught It
Position Freakofnature Points AR5 Fan Club Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 15.34 Jared Goff - DET 13.74
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 21.5 Tony Pollard - DAL 18
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 5.4 Aaron Jones - GB 2.7
WR Tank Dell - HOU 28.9 Davante Adams - LV 21.2
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 15.9 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 26.6
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 7.4 Terry McLaurin - WAS 9.3
TE Trey McBride - ARI 9.3 Luke Musgrave - GB 6.8
K Jake Elliott - PHI 3 Daniel Carlson - LV 8
D Miami Dolphins 13 Denver Broncos 7
Total 119.74 113.34
Winner Freakofnature
Position Gamecocks Points Bob Barker's House of Pain Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 15.34 Sam Howell - WAS 17.74
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 20.2 Brian Robinson - WAS 20.2
RB Darrell Henderson Jr. - LAR 12.9 Christian McCaffrey - SF 21.3
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 2.1 A.J. Brown - PHI 1.8
WR Tank Dell - HOU 28.9 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 21.7
WR Curtis Samuel - WAS 1.5 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 15.9
TE David Njoku - CLE 12.6 Travis Kelce - KC 15.4
K Jason Sanders - MIA 11 Wil Lutz - DEN 17
D Minnesota Vikings 4 Jacksonville Jaguars 9
Total 108.54 140.04
Winner Bob Barker's House of Pain
Position Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points Drew Crew Points
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 8.74 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 17.6
RB Gus Edwards - BAL 21 David Montgomery - DET 17.8
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 10.1 Najee Harris - PIT 4.6
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 7.4 Tank Dell - HOU 28.9
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 7 Marquise Brown - ARI 3.2
WR Tank Dell - HOU 28.9 Calvin Ridley - JAX 31.1
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 5 Evan Engram - JAX 6.9
K Justin Tucker - BAL 11 Brandon McManus - JAX 10
D Pittsburgh Steelers 8 Miami Dolphins 13
Total 107.14 133.1
Winner Drew Crew
Position lansing leopards Points Adam Schefter's Sources Points
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 18.9 C.J. Stroud - HOU 15.34
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 21.3 Christian McCaffrey - SF 21.3
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 18 Rachaad White - TB 17.8
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 2.1 Cooper Kupp - LAR 2.1
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 9.2 Stefon Diggs - BUF 6.7
WR Nico Collins - HOU 13.5 Robert Woods - HOU 9.4
TE Trey McBride - ARI 9.3 George Kittle - SF 22.9
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 9 Tyler Bass - BUF 17
D Buffalo Bills 21 Washington Commanders 11
Total 122.3 123.54
Winner Adam Schefter's Sources
Position Love Me Sexy Points Kirk Cochainz Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 16.16 Patrick Mahomes - KC 16.88
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 21.3 Tony Pollard - DAL 18
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 18.3 Aaron Jones - GB 2.7
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 1.8 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 21.7
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 15.4 Deebo Samuel - SF 9.2
WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling - KC 0 DeVonta Smith - PHI 15.9
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 9.5 Trey McBride - ARI 9.3
K Harrison Butker - KC 6 Riley Patterson - DET 3
D Detroit Lions 6 Buffalo Bills 21
Total 94.46 117.68
Winner Kirk Cochainz
Position Waller? Hardly Know Her Points Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 16.88 Geno Smith - SEA 13.22
RB Ty Chandler - MIN 15 Aaron Jones - GB 2.7
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 18 Devin Singletary - HOU 19.8
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 9.3 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 26.6
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 9.2 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 15.9
WR Amari Cooper - CLE 7.4 Jaylen Waddle - MIA 9.5
TE Trey McBride - ARI 9.3 Travis Kelce - KC 15.4
K Brandon McManus - JAX 10 Harrison Butker - KC 6
D Washington Commanders 11 Washington Commanders 11
Total 106.08 120.12
Winner Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy
Position Saquon Deez Nutz Points Jerry West’s Office Window Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 15.34 Lamar Jackson - BAL 23.96
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 20.2 Saquon Barkley - NYG 30
RB Ty Chandler - MIN 15 Aaron Jones - GB 2.7
WR Tank Dell - HOU 28.9 Tyreek Hill - MIA 30.6
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 9.2 Deebo Samuel - SF 9.2
WR Jayden Reed - GB 19.2 Marquise Brown - ARI 3.2
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 6.8 Trey McBride - ARI 9.3
K Evan McPherson - CIN 10 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 9
D Washington Commanders 11 Detroit Lions 6
Total 135.64 123.96
Winner Saquon Deez Nutz
Position Scrantonicity 5 Points Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points
QB Brock Purdy - SF 26.72 C.J. Stroud - HOU 15.34
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 19.7 Brian Robinson - WAS 20.2
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 10.1 De'Von Achane - MIA 1.5
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 7.2 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 26.6
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 15.9 Nico Collins - HOU 13.5
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 15.9 Jordan Addison - MIN 7.4
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 10.6 Trey McBride - ARI 9.3
K Jake Moody - SF 9 Brandon McManus - JAX 10
D Pittsburgh Steelers 8 Pittsburgh Steelers 8
Total 123.12 111.84
Winner Scrantonicity 5
Position skol! go yikes Points Lannisters Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 15.34 Jared Goff - DET 13.74
RB Ty Chandler - MIN 15 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 8.9
RB Jerick McKinnon - KC 3.5 James Conner - ARI 8.3
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 2.1 Justin Jefferson - MIN 0
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 0 Deebo Samuel - SF 9.2
WR Noah Brown - HOU 0 DeVonta Smith - PHI 15.9
TE Tyler Higbee - LAR 2.7 Trey McBride - ARI 9.3
K Jason Myers - SEA 15 Dustin Hopkins - CLE 7
D Pittsburgh Steelers 8 Washington Commanders 11
Total 61.64 83.34
Winner Lannisters
Position Southport Skegs Points Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points
QB Jared Goff - DET 13.74 -
RB Rachaad White - TB 17.8 -
RB Jerome Ford - CLE 11.9 -
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 6.7 -
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 31.1 -
WR Michael Gallup - DAL 6.1 -
TE George Kittle - SF 22.9 -
K Chase McLaughlin - TB 2 -
D Houston Texans 8
Total 120.24 0
Winner Southport Skegs
Position team web Points Kingpins Of Crime Points
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 17.6 Joshua Dobbs - MIN 16.94
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 5.4 Rachaad White - TB 17.8
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 21.3 Gus Edwards - BAL 21
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 30.6 Noah Brown - HOU 0
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 27.6 Cooper Kupp - LAR 2.1
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 18.7 Diontae Johnson - PIT 3.6
TE Logan Thomas - WAS 8.8 George Kittle - SF 22.9
K Jake Moody - SF 9 Jake Moody - SF 9
D San Francisco 49ers 11 Miami Dolphins 13
Total 150 106.34
Winner team web
Position The Funks Points She Sucks My Boswell Points
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 23.96 Justin Fields - CHI 21.16
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 5.4 James Conner - ARI 8.3
RB Devin Singletary - HOU 19.8 Devin Singletary - HOU 19.8
WR Tank Dell - HOU 28.9 Terry McLaurin - WAS 9.3
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 31.1 Chris Godwin - TB 9.9
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 9.5 Elijah Moore - CLE 12
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 11.2 Trey McBride - ARI 9.3
K Jason Myers - SEA 15 Dustin Hopkins - CLE 7
D Washington Commanders 11 Pittsburgh Steelers 8
Total 155.86 104.76
Winner The Funks
Position The Good Guys Points Skid Marks Points
QB Joshua Dobbs - MIN 16.94 Jalen Hurts - PHI 18.9
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 18 Breece Hall - NYJ 18.3
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 7 Saquon Barkley - NYG 30
WR Noah Brown - HOU 0 Tyreek Hill - MIA 30.6
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 21.7 DK Metcalf - SEA 20.4
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 16.6 DeVonta Smith - PHI 15.9
TE Trey McBride - ARI 9.3 Dalton Schultz - HOU 11.2
K Brandon McManus - JAX 10 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 9
D Cleveland Browns 8 Detroit Lions 6
Total 107.54 160.3
Winner Skid Marks
Position The Hens Points Just the tip Jefferson Points
QB Sam Howell - WAS 17.74 C.J. Stroud - HOU 15.34
RB Brian Robinson - WAS 20.2 Jerome Ford - CLE 11.9
RB Keaton Mitchell - BAL 5.1 Tony Pollard - DAL 18
WR Tank Dell - HOU 28.9 Amari Cooper - CLE 7.4
WR Rashee Rice - KC 8.2 DK Metcalf - SEA 20.4
WR Christian Watson - GB 10.2 Jahan Dotson - WAS 11.3
TE Michael Mayer - LV 8.6 Donald Parham Jr. - LAC 9.7
K Greg Joseph - MIN 8 Dustin Hopkins - CLE 7
D New York Giants 19 Detroit Lions 6
Total 125.94 107.04
Winner The Hens
Position The Realest Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB Sam Howell - WAS 17.74 Jared Goff - DET 13.74
RB Devin Singletary - HOU 19.8 Brian Robinson - WAS 20.2
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 7.3 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 8.9
WR Jahan Dotson - WAS 11.3 A.J. Brown - PHI 1.8
WR Tank Dell - HOU 28.9 Tank Dell - HOU 28.9
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 26.6 Brandon Aiyuk - SF 26.6
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 6.8 Dalton Kincaid - BUF 10.6
K Brandon McManus - JAX 10 Chris Boswell - PIT 4
D Pittsburgh Steelers 8 Pittsburgh Steelers 8
Total 136.44 122.74
Winner The Realest
Position Titan Your Butthole Points The Score-Box Munchers Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 15.34 Kyler Murray - ARI 21.66
RB Josh Jacobs - LV 6.1 Brian Robinson - WAS 20.2
RB Devin Singletary - HOU 19.8 Aaron Jones - GB 2.7
WR Tank Dell - HOU 28.9 Cooper Kupp - LAR 2.1
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 9.2 Nico Collins - HOU 13.5
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 15.9 Marquise Brown - ARI 3.2
TE Trey McBride - ARI 9.3 Jake Ferguson - DAL 6.2
K Justin Tucker - BAL 11 Matt Ammendola - HOU 3
D Detroit Lions 6 Cleveland Browns 8
Total 121.54 80.56
Winner Titan Your Butthole
Position Pay Day Gray Points Endzone Jones Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 16.88 Brock Purdy - SF 26.72
RB Javonte Williams - DEN 7.3 Brian Robinson - WAS 20.2
RB Kenneth Walker III - SEA 2.6 Devin Singletary - HOU 19.8
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 7.4 Rashee Rice - KC 8.2
WR Deebo Samuel - SF 9.2 Tank Dell - HOU 28.9
WR Mike Evans - TB 15.3 Dontayvion Wicks - GB 12.1
TE Cade Otton - TB 8.9 Trey McBride - ARI 9.3
K Harrison Butker - KC 6 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 9
D New York Jets 1 Miami Dolphins 13
Total 74.58 147.22
Winner Endzone Jones

2023-2024 Week 12

Position Just the tip Jefferson Points Waller? Hardly Know Her Points
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 34.5 Lamar Jackson - BAL 14.98
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 38.4 Jerome Ford - CLE 11.9
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 25.9 Derrick Henry - TEN 20.6
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 23.6 Gabe Davis - BUF 22.5
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 7.9 Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL 6.4
WR Jalen Nailor - MIN 0 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7
TE Stephen Carlson - CHI 0 Evan Engram - JAX 9.9
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 6 Jason Sanders - MIA 12
D Pittsburgh Steelers 11 New England Patriots 13
Total 147.3 131.98
Winner Just the tip Jefferson
Position skol! go yikes Points The Good Guys Points
QB Joshua Dobbs - MIN 4.5 Lamar Jackson - BAL 14.98
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 38.4 Saquon Barkley - NYG 6.2
RB Zach Charbonnet - SEA 9.8 D'Andre Swift - PHI 9.4
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 25.4 DK Metcalf - SEA 6.2
WR Marquise Brown - ARI 14.8 Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL 6.4
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 6.1 Puka Nacua - LAR 6.7
TE Chigoziem Okonkwo - TEN 8.5 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 16
K Matt Prater - ARI -1 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 9
D Dallas Cowboys 14 Kansas City Chiefs 1
Total 120.5 75.88
Winner skol! go yikes
Position Love Me Sexy Points Southport Skegs Points
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 34.5 Kenny Pickett - PIT 11.62
RB Khalil Herbert - CHI 5.8 Samaje Perine - DEN 13.6
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 20.6 Isiah Pacheco - KC 25.9
WR Christian Watson - GB 20.4 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 7.9
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 17.3 Marquise Brown - ARI 14.8
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 13 Tyler Boyd - CIN 5.3
TE Isaiah Likely - BAL 8 Dawson Knox - BUF 0
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 6 Zane Gonzalez - SF 0
D Miami Dolphins 23 Arizona Cardinals -6
Total 148.6 73.12
Winner Love Me Sexy
Position Kirk Cochainz Points Titan Your Butthole Points
QB Justin Fields - CHI 10.58 Jalen Hurts - PHI 34.5
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 38.4 Austin Ekeler - LAC 9.4
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 6.2 Kyren Williams - LAR 38.4
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7 A.J. Brown - PHI 14.7
WR Tank Dell - HOU 17.2 Josh Downs - IND 9.3
WR DJ Moore - CHI 22.4 Chris Godwin - TB 7.5
TE David Njoku - CLE 11.9 Evan Engram - JAX 9.9
K Justin Tucker - BAL 9 Matt Prater - ARI -1
D Tennessee Titans 11 Minnesota Vikings 10
Total 147.38 132.7
Winner Kirk Cochainz
Position She Sucks My Boswell Points The Score-Box Munchers Points
QB Jordan Love - GB 26.62 Will Levis - TEN 7.1
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 38.4 James Conner - ARI 7.2
RB Kareem Hunt - CLE 2.2 Jonathan Taylor - IND 21.1
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 12.1 Calvin Ridley - JAX 21.9
WR Darnell Mooney - CHI 2.6 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7
WR Christian Watson - GB 20.4 Jordan Addison - MIN 9.9
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 1.2 Taysom Hill - NO 8.1
K Jake Elliott - PHI 9 Greg Joseph - MIN 4
D New England Patriots 13 Arizona Cardinals -6
Total 125.52 94
Winner She Sucks My Boswell
Position Pay Day Gray Points Saquon Deez Nutz Points
QB Justin Fields - CHI 10.58 Lamar Jackson - BAL 14.98
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 20.6 Josh Jacobs - LV 22.5
RB Saquon Barkley - NYG 6.2 Jerome Ford - CLE 11.9
WR Chris Olave - NO 18.4 Odell Beckham Jr. - BAL 6.4
WR Chris Godwin - TB 7.5 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 7.9 Brandin Cooks - DAL 17.2
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 16 Isaiah Likely - BAL 8
K Dustin Hopkins - CLE 6 Brandon Aubrey - DAL 9
D Cleveland Browns 5 New England Patriots 13
Total 98.18 123.68
Winner Saquon Deez Nutz
Position AR5 Fan Club Points Gamecocks Points
QB Joshua Dobbs - MIN 4.5 -
RB Rachaad White - TB 13 -
RB Alexander Mattison - MIN 8.3 -
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 17.3 -
WR Darnell Mooney - CHI 2.6 -
WR Josh Downs - IND 9.3 -
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 4.5 -
K Matt Gay - IND 9 -
D Miami Dolphins 23
Total 91.5 0
Winner AR5 Fan Club
Position CobbSlobbers Points The Hens Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 30.86 Joshua Dobbs - MIN 4.5
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 9.4 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 11.3
RB Jonathan Taylor - IND 21.1 Najee Harris - PIT 15.9
WR Mike Evans - TB 25 Mike Evans - TB 25
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 19.4 Christian Kirk - JAX 12.9
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 10.6 Amari Cooper - CLE 3.6
TE Evan Engram - JAX 9.9 Isaiah Likely - BAL 8
K Evan McPherson - CIN 5 Matt Prater - ARI -1
D Philadelphia Eagles -2 New Orleans Saints 3
Total 129.26 83.2
Winner CobbSlobbers
Position Skid Marks Points team web Points
QB Kyler Murray - ARI 20.44 Justin Fields - CHI 10.58
RB David Montgomery - DET 15.1 Ty Chandler - MIN 2.1
RB Zach Charbonnet - SEA 9.8 Kene Nwangwu - MIN 0
WR Chris Olave - NO 18.4 DJ Moore - CHI 22.4
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 7.9 Brandon Powell - MIN 7.7
WR Calvin Ridley - JAX 21.9 Darnell Mooney - CHI 2.6
TE Trey McBride - ARI 13 Cole Kmet - CHI 11.3
K Jake Moody - SF 7 Cairo Santos - CHI 13
D Pittsburgh Steelers 11
Total 124.54 69.68
Winner Skid Marks
Position Kingpins Of Crime Points lansing leopards Points
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 34.5 Josh Allen - BUF 39.66
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 30.9 Jonathan Taylor - IND 21.1
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 20.6 Alvin Kamara - NO 15.9
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 17.4 A.J. Brown - PHI 14.7
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 6.7 Tank Dell - HOU 17.2
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 17.2 Mike Evans - TB 25
TE Travis Kelce - KC 15.1 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 16
K Matt Ammendola - HOU 1 Jake Elliott - PHI 9
D Kansas City Chiefs 1 Minnesota Vikings 10
Total 144.4 168.56
Winner lansing leopards
Position Freakofnature Points Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 20.82 Kyler Murray - ARI 20.44
RB Zach Charbonnet - SEA 9.8 Christian McCaffrey - SF 30.9
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 8 Jaylen Warren - PIT 7.2
WR Tutu Atwell - LAR 10.6 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7 Nico Collins - HOU 23.4
WR DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 7.9 Tyler Lockett - SEA 6
TE David Njoku - CLE 11.9 Isaiah Likely - BAL 8
K Harrison Butker - KC 7 Cairo Santos - CHI 13
D New England Patriots 13 Minnesota Vikings 10
Total 109.72 139.64
Winner Jalen "oh god yes it" Hurts
Position Bob Barker's House of Pain Points The Funks Points
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 34.5 Dak Prescott - DAL 32.24
RB Rachaad White - TB 13 Tony Pollard - DAL 22.3
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 9.4 Zach Charbonnet - SEA 9.8
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 12.1
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 6.7 Romeo Doubs - GB 6.7
WR Tyler Lockett - SEA 6 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 8.8 George Kittle - SF 4.9
K Chad Ryland - NE 0 Riley Patterson - DET 0
D Miami Dolphins 23 Dallas Cowboys 14
Total 122.1 122.74
Winner The Funks
Position Endzone Jones Points Scrantonicity 5 Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 30.86 Kyler Murray - ARI 20.44
RB Rachaad White - TB 13 Rachaad White - TB 13
RB Chase Edmonds - TB 1.1 Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX 12.6
WR Khalil Shakir - BUF 7.7 A.J. Brown - PHI 14.7
WR Gabe Davis - BUF 22.5 Rashid Shaheed - NO 2.9
WR Brandon Aiyuk - SF 13 Courtland Sutton - DEN 9.1
TE Evan Engram - JAX 9.9 Jake Ferguson - DAL 4.5
K Nick Folk - TEN 7 Nick Folk - TEN 7
D Kansas City Chiefs 1 Miami Dolphins 23
Total 106.06 107.24
Winner Scrantonicity 5
Position Dez Still Caught It Points Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 14.98 Joshua Dobbs - MIN 4.5
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 27.3 Ty Chandler - MIN 2.1
RB Rachaad White - TB 13 Khalil Herbert - CHI 5.8
WR Stefon Diggs - BUF 19.4 K.J. Osborn - MIN 6.4
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 4.8 Brandon Powell - MIN 7.7
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 23.6 Equanimeous St. Brown - CHI 0
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 16 Cole Kmet - CHI 11.3
K Brandon McManus - JAX 13 Cairo Santos - CHI 13
D New England Patriots 13 Minnesota Vikings 10
Total 145.08 60.8
Winner Dez Still Caught It
Position Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points Lannisters Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 20.82 Jalen Hurts - PHI 34.5
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 15.9 Jonathan Taylor - IND 21.1
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 20.6 Javonte Williams - DEN 10.1
WR Mike Evans - TB 25 Davante Adams - LV 12.3
WR Christian Kirk - JAX 12.9 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 12.1
WR Tank Dell - HOU 17.2 Courtland Sutton - DEN 9.1
TE David Njoku - CLE 11.9 Kyle Pitts - ATL 4.2
K Chris Boswell - PIT 11 Wil Lutz - DEN 9
D Tennessee Titans 11 Pittsburgh Steelers 11
Total 146.32 123.4
Winner Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy
Position Adam Schefter's Sources Points Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 14.98 Kyler Murray - ARI 20.44
RB Austin Ekeler - LAC 9.4 Jerome Ford - CLE 11.9
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 20.6 Kyren Williams - LAR 38.4
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 12.1 Cooper Kupp - LAR 4.8
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 7.9
WR Chris Olave - NO 18.4 Josh Downs - IND 9.3
TE Evan Engram - JAX 9.9 T.J. Hockenson - MIN 16
K Matt Gay - IND 9 Harrison Butker - KC 7
D New York Giants 13 Tennessee Titans 11
Total 128.08 126.74
Winner Adam Schefter's Sources
Position Jerry West’s Office Window Points The Realest Points
QB Josh Allen - BUF 39.66 Kyler Murray - ARI 20.44
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 9.4 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 21.7
RB Derrick Henry - TEN 20.6 Derrick Henry - TEN 20.6
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 22.6 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 12.1
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 14.7 DeAndre Hopkins - TEN 7.9
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 9 Demario Douglas - NE 10.9
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 8.8 Trey McBride - ARI 13
K Justin Tucker - BAL 9 Matt Prater - ARI -1
D Miami Dolphins 23 Minnesota Vikings 10
Total 156.76 115.64
Winner Jerry West’s Office Window
Position Drew Crew Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB Kyler Murray - ARI 20.44 Josh Allen - BUF 39.66
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 38.4 Rachaad White - TB 13
RB D'Andre Swift - PHI 9.4 Saquon Barkley - NYG 6.2
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7 Josh Downs - IND 9.3
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 6.7 Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 20.7
WR Chris Godwin - TB 7.5 Mike Evans - TB 25
TE Trey McBride - ARI 13 Travis Kelce - KC 15.1
K Matt Gay - IND 9 Wil Lutz - DEN 9
D New York Giants 13 New England Patriots 13
Total 138.14 150.96
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas

2023-2024 Week 13

Position Freakofnature Points Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy Points
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 7.98 Trevor Lawrence - JAX 25.12
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 17.3 Najee Harris - PIT 9.7
RB Zack Moss - IND 7.7 Chuba Hubbard - CAR 22.4
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 10.2 CeeDee Lamb - DAL 32.6
WR Christian Watson - GB 27.6 Terry McLaurin - WAS 0
WR George Pickens - PIT 12.6 Josh Downs - IND 4.4
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 0 Jake Ferguson - DAL 19.7
K Riley Patterson - DET 9 Evan McPherson - CIN 12
D Atlanta Falcons 16 Cleveland Browns -2
Total 108.38 123.92
Winner Billy Hoyle's Big Bounce Academy
Position Kingpins Of Crime Points Dez Still Caught It Points
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 19.2 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 19.2
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 20.2 Derrick Henry - TEN 25
RB Jaylen Warren - PIT 6.5 Kyren Williams - LAR 20.2
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 12.9 Tyreek Hill - MIA 32.3
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 10.8 Deebo Samuel - SF 35.8
WR Curtis Samuel - WAS 10.5 Diontae Johnson - PIT 13.3
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 5.9 Evan Engram - JAX 23.2
K Matt Gay - IND 14 Younghoe Koo - ATL 8
D Tampa Bay Buccaneers 8 Atlanta Falcons 16
Total 108 193
Winner Dez Still Caught It
Position Lannisters Points Drew Crew Points
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 16.06 Dak Prescott - DAL 28.26
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 28.9 Tony Pollard - DAL 17.3
RB Najee Harris - PIT 9.7 Javonte Williams - DEN 10
WR Michael Pittman Jr. - IND 27.5 Diontae Johnson - PIT 13.3
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 0 Garrett Wilson - NYJ 8
WR Diontae Johnson - PIT 13.3 Drake London - ATL 1.8
TE Evan Engram - JAX 23.2 Tyler Higbee - LAR 5.5
K Harrison Butker - KC 7 Riley Patterson - DET 9
D Tampa Bay Buccaneers 8 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 8
Total 133.66 101.16
Winner Lannisters
Position lansing leopards Points Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined Points
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 13 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 19.2
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 20.2 Rachaad White - TB 19.6
RB Zack Moss - IND 7.7 Bijan Robinson - ATL 10.9
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 32.3 Tyreek Hill - MIA 32.3
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 31.62 DeVonta Smith - PHI 24.6
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 0 Deebo Samuel - SF 35.8
TE Travis Kelce - KC 12.1 George Kittle - SF 10.8
K Nick Folk - TEN 9 Jason Sanders - MIA 10
D Atlanta Falcons 16 Pittsburgh Steelers 4
Total 141.92 167.2
Winner Just Setting Lineups So I Don't Get Fined
Position Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S Points The Score-Box Munchers Points
QB Russell Wilson - DEN 15.84 -
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 17.3 -
RB Jaylen Warren - PIT 6.5 -
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 10.2 -
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 32.3 -
WR Terry McLaurin - WAS 0 -
TE David Njoku - CLE 3.7 -
K Jason Sanders - MIA 10 -
D Atlanta Falcons 16
Total 111.84 0
Winner Woman in S.P.O.R.T.S
Position Pay Day Gray Points Love Me Sexy Points
QB Jake Browning - CIN 26.66 Jordan Love - GB 23.68
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 29.7 Jaylen Warren - PIT 6.5
RB Tank Bigsby - JAX 0 David Montgomery - DET 12.5
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 31.62 DK Metcalf - SEA 37.4
WR Zay Jones - JAX 12.8 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 31.62
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 6.6 Deebo Samuel - SF 35.8
TE Evan Engram - JAX 23.2 Dalton Schultz - HOU 0
K Brandon McManus - JAX 7 Brandon McManus - JAX 7
D Jacksonville Jaguars -2 Atlanta Falcons 16
Total 135.58 170.5
Winner Love Me Sexy
Position Saquon Deez Nutz Points Krusty Krab Pizzas Points
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 19.2 Brock Purdy - SF 29.46
RB Najee Harris - PIT 9.7 Jerome Ford - CLE 14.2
RB Devin Singletary - HOU 5 Zach Charbonnet - SEA 16.9
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 32.3 Deebo Samuel - SF 35.8
WR Jonathan Mingo - CAR 12.9 Drake London - ATL 1.8
WR Curtis Samuel - WAS 10.5 Tee Higgins - CIN 6.6
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 5.9 Sam LaPorta - DET 29
K Nick Folk - TEN 9 Brandon McManus - JAX 7
D Los Angeles Rams 6 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 8
Total 110.5 148.76
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas
Position Scrantonicity 5 Points Kirk Cochainz Points
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 25.12 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 19.2
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 25.3 Zack Moss - IND 7.7
RB Joe Mixon - CIN 29.7 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 2.9
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 31.62 Jaylen Waddle - MIA 10.2
WR Jayden Reed - GB 5.6 Calvin Ridley - JAX 7.3
WR Josh Downs - IND 4.4 Nico Collins - HOU 34.1
TE Travis Kelce - KC 12.1 Pat Freiermuth - PIT 5.9
K Chris Boswell - PIT 3 Matt Gay - IND 14
D Atlanta Falcons 16 Jacksonville Jaguars -2
Total 152.84 99.3
Winner Scrantonicity 5
Position She Sucks My Boswell Points Adam Schefter's Sources Points
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 28.26 -
RB Tony Pollard - DAL 17.3 -
RB Zack Moss - IND 7.7 -
WR Jaylen Waddle - MIA 10.2 -
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 16.5 -
WR Demario Douglas - NE 0 -
TE Kyle Pitts - ATL 9.1 -
K Jake Moody - SF 6 Mason Crosby - LAR 0
D Tampa Bay Buccaneers 8
Total 103.06 0
Win