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| Position |  |
Freakofnature | In the Lannisters We Trust |  |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
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Brock Purdy - SF | 19.3 | 13.34 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 
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| RB | 
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Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 19.3 | 11.1 | Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN | 
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| RB | 
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Tyler Allgeier - ATL | 9.6 | 20.2 | Derrick Henry - BAL | 
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| WR | 
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Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 7.6 | 9.3 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 
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| WR | 
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Ricky Pearsall - SF | 1 | 1.5 | Calvin Austin III - PIT | 
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| WR | 
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Darnell Mooney - ATL | 6.4 | 14.7 | Tre Tucker - LV | 
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| TE | 
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Luke Musgrave - GB | 0.9 | 24.7 | George Kittle - SF | 
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| K | 
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Jake Elliott - PHI | 11 | 14 | Jason Myers - SEA | 
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| DEF | 
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Houston Texans - HOU | 10 | 6 | Green Bay Packers - GB | 
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| Total | 85.1 | 114.84 | ||||
| Winner | In the Lannisters We Trust (+29.74) | |||||
| Position |  |
Rusty Ryan and the All Reds | The Good Guys | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
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Marcus Mariota - WAS | 15.42 | 9.86 | Joe Flacco - CIN | 
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| RB | 
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TreVeyon Henderson - NE | 32.3 | 18.7 | Chase Brown - CIN | 
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| RB | 
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Jaylen Warren - PIT | 8.7 | 11.1 | Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN |
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| WR | 
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DeVonta Smith - PHI | 1.8 | 15.3 | Tee Higgins - CIN | 
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| WR | 
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Greg Dortch - ARI | 18.6 | 9.9 | DK Metcalf - PIT | 
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| WR | 
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Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 8.2 | 20.6 | Christian Watson - GB | 
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| TE | 
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Brock Bowers - LV | 14.2 | 11.1 | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 
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| K | 
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Daniel Carlson - LV | 11 | 5 | Will Reichard - MIN | 
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| DEF |
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Houston Texans - HOU | 10 | 10 | Houston Texans - HOU |
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| Total | 120.22 | 111.56 | ||||
| Winner | Rusty Ryan and the All Reds (+8.66) | |||||
| Position |  |
Southport Skegs | Ward and Peace | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
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J.J. McCarthy - MIN | 6 | 6 | J.J. McCarthy - MIN |
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| RB | 
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Emari Demercado - ARI | 4 | 30.3 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 
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| RB |
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Bijan Robinson - ATL | 30.3 | 8.7 | Jaylen Warren - PIT |
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| WR | 
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Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 20.6 | 20.6 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA |
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| WR | 
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Khalil Shakir - BUF | 0.7 | 11.9 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 
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| WR | 
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George Pickens - DAL | 29.4 | 14.7 | Tre Tucker - LV |
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| TE | 
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Oronde Gadsden - LAC | 6.1 | 6.1 | Oronde Gadsden - LAC |
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| K | 
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Harrison Mevis - LAR | 3 | 3 | Jake Bates - DET | 
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| DEF |
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Houston Texans - HOU | 10 | 11 | Baltimore Ravens - BAL | 
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| Total | 110.1 | 112.3 | ||||
| Winner | Ward and Peace (+2.2) | |||||
| Position | |
Krusty Krab Pizzas | TheNuke | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
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Brock Purdy - SF | 19.3 | 24.32 | Dak Prescott - DAL | 
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| RB | 
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Brian Robinson Jr. - SF | 2.4 | 10.3 | Javonte Williams - DAL | 
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| RB | 
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D'Andre Swift - CHI | 9 | 8.7 | Jaylen Warren - PIT |
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| WR |
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Christian Watson - GB | 20.6 | 20.6 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA |
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| WR | 
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Calvin Ridley - TEN | 2.3 | 24.2 | Nico Collins - HOU | 
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| WR | 
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Michael Wilson - ARI | 33.5 | 15.3 | Tee Higgins - CIN |
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| TE |
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Dalton Schultz - HOU | 11.1 | 24.7 | George Kittle - SF |
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| K | 
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Matt Prater - BUF | 8 | 5 | Will Reichard - MIN |
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| DEF |
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Green Bay Packers - GB | 6 | 11 | Baltimore Ravens - BAL |
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| Total | 112.2 | 144.12 | ||||
| Winner | TheNuke (+31.92) | |||||
| Position | |
Oodles of Noodles | Woke Up and Chose Violence | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
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Dak Prescott - DAL | 24.32 | 10.32 | Caleb Williams - CHI | 
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| RB | 
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Ashton Jeanty - LV | 9.4 | 9.4 | Ashton Jeanty - LV |
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| RB | 
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Tank Bigsby - PHI | 3.4 | 19.3 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX |
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| WR | 
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CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 17.6 | 9.4 | Jauan Jennings - SF | 
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| WR |
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A.J. Brown - PHI | 11.9 | 9.3 | Romeo Doubs - GB |
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| WR | 
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Jameson Williams - DET | 19.7 | 8.2 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA |
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| TE | 
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Jake Ferguson - DAL | 11.6 | 15.7 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 
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| K |
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Jake Bates - DET | 3 | 3 | Jake Bates - DET |
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| DEF | 
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Dallas Cowboys - DAL | 11 | 10 | Houston Texans - HOU |
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| Total | 111.92 | 94.62 | ||||
| Winner | Oodles of Noodles (+17.3) | |||||
| Position | |
Cooper Station | Dez Still Caught It |  |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
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Jalen Hurts - PHI | 14.5 | 3.34 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 
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| RB | 
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Saquon Barkley - PHI | 10 | 9.4 | Ashton Jeanty - LV |
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| RB | 
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Jaydon Blue - DAL | 0 | 6.1 | Woody Marks - HOU | 
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| WR |
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George Pickens - DAL | 29.4 | 15.3 | Tee Higgins - CIN |
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| WR | 
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Tyler Lockett - LV | 6.3 | 10 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 
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| WR |
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Jameson Williams - DET | 19.7 | 14.7 | Tre Tucker - LV |
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| TE |
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Brock Bowers - LV | 14.2 | 4.4 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 
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| K | 
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Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 9 | 10 | Eddy Pineiro - SF | 
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| DEF | 
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Philadelphia Eagles - PHI | 7 | 1 | San Francisco 49ers - SF | 
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| Total | 110.1 | 74.24 | ||||
| Winner | Cooper Station (+35.86) | |||||
| Position |  |
The Los Angeles ICE-melters | Green Bowl Packers | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
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Joe Flacco - CIN | 9.86 | 13.2 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 
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| RB | 
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Kimani Vidal - LAC | 3.2 | 5.9 | Quinshon Judkins - CLE | 
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| RB | 
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Rico Dowdle - CAR | 15 | 11.1 | Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN |
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| WR | 
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Rome Odunze - CHI | 6.1 | 9.9 | DK Metcalf - PIT |
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| WR |
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DeVonta Smith - PHI | 1.8 | 11.3 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 
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| WR |
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Jauan Jennings - SF | 9.4 | 33.5 | Michael Wilson - ARI |
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| TE |
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George Kittle - SF | 24.7 | 6.1 | Oronde Gadsden - LAC |
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| K |
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Daniel Carlson - LV | 11 | 9 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL |
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| DEF |
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Houston Texans - HOU | 10 | 11 | Baltimore Ravens - BAL |
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| Total | 91.06 | 111 | ||||
| Winner | Green Bowl Packers (+19.94) | |||||
| Position | |
Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | Skid Marks |  |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
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Sam Darnold - SEA | 4.26 | 24.32 | Dak Prescott - DAL |
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| RB | 
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James Cook III - BUF | 20.4 | 15 | Rico Dowdle - CAR |
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| RB |
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Saquon Barkley - PHI | 10 | 19.3 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX |
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| WR | 
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Drake London - ATL | 18.9 | 12.4 | Troy Franklin - DEN | 
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| WR |
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Michael Wilson - ARI | 33.5 | 9.3 | Romeo Doubs - GB |
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| WR | 
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Puka Nacua - LAR | 14.3 | 15.3 | Tee Higgins - CIN |
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| TE | 
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Dawson Knox - BUF | 3.3 | 6.1 | Oronde Gadsden - LAC |
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| K | 
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Chris Boswell - PIT | 10 | 10 | Eddy Pineiro - SF |
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| DEF |
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Houston Texans - HOU | 10 | 10 | Houston Texans - HOU |
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| Total | 124.66 | 121.72 | ||||
| Winner | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? (+2.94) | |||||
| Position |  |
She Sucks My Boswell | Cooper DeJean is not my lover | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
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Jalen Hurts - PHI | 14.5 | 24.32 | Dak Prescott - DAL |
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| RB |
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Brian Robinson Jr. - SF | 2.4 | 9.4 | Ashton Jeanty - LV |
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| RB | 
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Kareem Hunt - KC | 13.2 | 10.3 | Javonte Williams - DAL |
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| WR |
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Jauan Jennings - SF | 9.4 | 17.6 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL |
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| WR | 
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Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 5.1 | 19.7 | Jameson Williams - DET |
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| WR | 
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Rashod Bateman - BAL | 0 | 6.3 | Tyler Lockett - LV |
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| TE |
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Brock Bowers - LV | 14.2 | 2.8 | Brock Wright - DET | 
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| K |
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Jake Elliott - PHI | 11 | 11 | Daniel Carlson - LV |
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| DEF |
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Baltimore Ravens - BAL | 11 | 4 | Detroit Lions - DET | 
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| Total | 80.8 | 105.42 | ||||
| Winner | Cooper DeJean is not my lover (+24.62) | |||||
| Position | |
WinnersWin | Beaver Blitz |  |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
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Baker Mayfield - TB | 16.82 | 12.6 | Bo Nix - DEN | 
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| RB |
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TreVeyon Henderson - NE | 32.3 | 30.3 | Bijan Robinson - ATL |
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| RB |
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Kimani Vidal - LAC | 3.2 | 32.3 | TreVeyon Henderson - NE |
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| WR |
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Zay Flowers - BAL | 11.3 | 19.7 | Jameson Williams - DET |
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| WR | 
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Emeka Egbuka - TB | 9 | 6 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 
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| WR | 
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Darius Slayton - NYG | 0 | 2.6 | Jalen Nailor - MIN | 
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| TE | 
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Kyle Pitts Sr. - ATL | 3.4 | 11.6 | Jake Ferguson - DAL |
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| K | 
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Cairo Santos - CHI | 15 | 14 | Jason Myers - SEA |
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| DEF |
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Dallas Cowboys - DAL | 11 | 10 | Houston Texans - HOU |
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| Total | 102.02 | 139.1 | ||||
| Winner | Beaver Blitz (+37.08) | |||||
| Position | |
hancocky bastards | Zurich Fins | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
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Justin Herbert - LAC | 3.34 | 3.34 | Justin Herbert - LAC |
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| RB |
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Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN | 11.1 | 4 | Josh Jacobs - GB | 
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| RB |
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Woody Marks - HOU | 6.1 | 3.3 | Raheem Mostert - LV | 
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| WR |
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Emeka Egbuka - TB | 9 | 6 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN |
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| WR |
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Jordan Addison - MIN | 10 | 14.7 | Tre Tucker - LV |
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| WR | 
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Tez Johnson - TB | 1.6 | 24.2 | Nico Collins - HOU |
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| TE |
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Oronde Gadsden - LAC | 6.1 | 27.5 | Trey McBride - ARI | 
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| K |
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Chris Boswell - PIT | 10 | 10 | Chris Boswell - PIT |
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| DEF | 
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Chicago Bears - CHI | 7 | 11 | Baltimore Ravens - BAL |
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| Total | 64.24 | 104.04 | ||||
| Winner | Zurich Fins (+39.8) | |||||
| Position | |
Pay Day Gray | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
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Jalen Hurts - PHI | 14.5 | 14.5 | Jalen Hurts - PHI |
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| RB |
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Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN | 11.1 | 10.3 | Javonte Williams - DAL |
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| RB |
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Ashton Jeanty - LV | 9.4 | 19.6 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 
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| WR |
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George Pickens - DAL | 29.4 | 8.2 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA |
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| WR |
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Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 20.6 | 0.7 | Khalil Shakir - BUF |
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| WR | 
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DeAndre Hopkins - BAL | 2.1 | 9.4 | Jauan Jennings - SF |
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| TE | 
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AJ Barner - SEA | 17.1 | 4.4 | Dallas Goedert - PHI |
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| K |
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Chris Boswell - PIT | 10 | 12 | Tyler Loop - BAL | 
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| DEF | 
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Minnesota Vikings - MIN | 2 | 7 | Miami Dolphins - MIA | 
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| Total | 116.2 | 86.1 | ||||
| Winner | Pay Day Gray (+30.1) | |||||
| Position |  |
Kingpins of Crime | Depressed Colts Fan | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
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Joe Flacco - CIN | 9.86 | 0 | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 
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| RB |
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Chase Brown - CIN | 18.7 | 6.1 | Woody Marks - HOU |
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| RB |
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Woody Marks - HOU | 6.1 | 20.4 | James Cook III - BUF |
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| WR |
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A.J. Brown - PHI | 11.9 | 0.7 | Khalil Shakir - BUF |
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| WR |
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Tyler Lockett - LV | 6.3 | 9 | Emeka Egbuka - TB |
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| WR |
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Tez Johnson - TB | 1.6 | 6 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN |
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| TE | 
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Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 2.9 | 4.4 | Dallas Goedert - PHI |
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| K |
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Will Reichard - MIN | 5 | 10 | Eddy Pineiro - SF |
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| DEF |
|
Houston Texans - HOU | 10 | 10 | Houston Texans - HOU |
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| Total | 72.36 | 66.6 | ||||
| Winner | Kingpins of Crime (+5.76) | |||||
| Position |  |
Up!!! | Bad at This | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
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J.J. McCarthy - MIN | 6 | 9.44 | Aaron Rodgers - PIT | 
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| RB |
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Jaylen Warren - PIT | 8.7 | 9.4 | Ashton Jeanty - LV |
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| RB |
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Rico Dowdle - CAR | 15 | 5.9 | Quinshon Judkins - CLE |
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| WR |
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Drake London - ATL | 18.9 | 6 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN |
|
| WR |
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Tre Tucker - LV | 14.7 | 11.1 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 
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| WR |
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Tez Johnson - TB | 1.6 | 14.7 | Tre Tucker - LV |
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| TE |
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Oronde Gadsden - LAC | 6.1 | 2.9 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT |
|
| K |
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Eddy Pineiro - SF | 10 | 3 | Jake Bates - DET |
|
| DEF |
|
Baltimore Ravens - BAL | 11 | 10 | Houston Texans - HOU |
|
| Total | 92 | 72.44 | ||||
| Winner | Up!!! (+19.56) | |||||
| Position | |
Endzone Jones | Riley Read Option | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
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Aaron Rodgers - PIT | 9.44 | 6 | J.J. McCarthy - MIN |
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| RB |
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Josh Jacobs - GB | 4 | 5.9 | Quinshon Judkins - CLE |
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| RB | 
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RJ Harvey - DEN | 8 | 6.1 | Woody Marks - HOU |
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| WR |
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Emeka Egbuka - TB | 9 | 15.3 | Tee Higgins - CIN |
|
| WR |
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Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 8.2 | 10 | Jordan Addison - MIN |
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| WR |
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Nico Collins - HOU | 24.2 | 9.3 | Keenan Allen - LAC | 
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| TE |
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Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 2.9 | 6.9 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 
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| K |
|
Will Reichard - MIN | 5 | 5 | Harrison Butker - KC | 
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| DEF |
|
Green Bay Packers - GB | 6 | 1 | Las Vegas Raiders - LV | 
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| Total | 76.74 | 65.5 | ||||
| Winner | Endzone Jones (+11.24) | |||||
| Position | |
Fighting Methodists | Scrantonicity 7 |  |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
J.J. McCarthy - MIN | 6 | 19.3 | Brock Purdy - SF |
|
| RB |
|
Jaylen Warren - PIT | 8.7 | 34 | Sean Tucker - TB | 
|
| RB |
|
Rico Dowdle - CAR | 15 | 4 | Emari Demercado - ARI |
|
| WR |
|
Justin Jefferson - MIN | 11.1 | 33.5 | Michael Wilson - ARI |
|
| WR |
|
Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 8.2 | 18.6 | Greg Dortch - ARI |
|
| WR |
|
Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 7.6 | 1 | Ricky Pearsall - SF |
|
| TE |
|
George Kittle - SF | 24.7 | 3.5 | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 
|
| K |
|
Tyler Loop - BAL | 12 | 3 | Harrison Mevis - LAR |
|
| DEF |
|
Houston Texans - HOU | 10 | 7 | Chicago Bears - CHI |
|
| Total | 103.3 | 123.9 | ||||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 7 (+20.6) | |||||
| Position | |
Jordan Loves Younghoes | Hock Out With My KOC Out | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Jalen Hurts - PHI | 14.5 | 3.34 | Justin Herbert - LAC |
|
| RB |
|
TreVeyon Henderson - NE | 32.3 | 8.7 | Jaylen Warren - PIT |
|
| RB |
|
Woody Marks - HOU | 6.1 | 11.1 | Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN |
|
| WR |
|
Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 8.2 | 1.8 | DeVonta Smith - PHI |
|
| WR |
|
Tre Tucker - LV | 14.7 | 15.3 | Tee Higgins - CIN |
|
| WR |
|
Emeka Egbuka - TB | 9 | 14.7 | Tre Tucker - LV |
|
| TE | 
|
Colston Loveland - CHI | 7 | 3.4 | Kyle Pitts Sr. - ATL |
|
| K |
|
Jake Elliott - PHI | 11 | 10 | Chris Boswell - PIT |
|
| DEF | 
|
Cleveland Browns - CLE | 16 | 6 | Green Bay Packers - GB |
|
| Total | 118.8 | 74.34 | ||||
| Winner | Jordan Loves Younghoes (+44.46) | |||||
| Position |  |
Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade | Drew Crew | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Dak Prescott - DAL | 24.32 | 3.34 | Justin Herbert - LAC |
|
| RB | 
|
De'Von Achane - MIA | 21.5 | 4 | Josh Jacobs - GB |
|
| RB |
|
Kimani Vidal - LAC | 3.2 | 11.1 | Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN |
|
| WR |
|
Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 8.2 | 4.3 | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 
|
| WR |
|
Romeo Doubs - GB | 9.3 | 9.4 | Jauan Jennings - SF |
|
| WR | 
|
Parker Washington - JAX | 4 | 33.5 | Michael Wilson - ARI |
|
| TE | 
|
Travis Kelce - KC | 24.1 | 3.4 | Kyle Pitts Sr. - ATL |
|
| K |
|
Daniel Carlson - LV | 11 | 11 | Daniel Carlson - LV |
|
| DEF |
|
Green Bay Packers - GB | 6 | 11 | Baltimore Ravens - BAL |
|
| Total | 111.62 | 91.04 | ||||
| Winner | Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade (+20.58) | |||||
