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| Position |  |
Freakofnature | Ward and Peace | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
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Jalen Hurts - PHI | 16.3 | 11.62 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 
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| RB | 
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De'Von Achane - MIA | 19.4 | 15.1 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 
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| RB | 
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TreVeyon Henderson - NE | 11.6 | 10.4 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 
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| WR | 
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A.J. Brown - PHI | 35.2 | 13.2 | Puka Nacua - LAR | 
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| WR | 
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Jameson Williams - DET | 26.9 | 1.5 | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 
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| WR | 
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Troy Franklin - DEN | 4.1 | 4.1 | Troy Franklin - DEN |
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| TE | 
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Hunter Henry - NE | 11.3 | 22.2 | Trey McBride - ARI | 
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| K | 
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Andy Borregales - NE | 14 | 7 | Zane Gonzalez - ATL | 
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| DEF | 
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Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 28 | 1 | Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 
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| Total | 166.8 | 86.12 | ||||
| Winner | Freakofnature (+80.68) | |||||
| Position | |
hancocky bastards | Cooper DeJean is not my lover | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
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Josh Allen - BUF | 16.72 | 12.84 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 
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| RB | 
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Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 11.6 | 4.3 | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 
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| RB |
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Jonathan Taylor - IND | 15.1 | 6.5 | Kenneth Gainwell - PIT | 
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| WR | 
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Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 0 | 13.9 | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 
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| WR | 
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Davante Adams - LAR | 21.8 | 4.1 | Troy Franklin - DEN |
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| WR |
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Troy Franklin - DEN | 4.1 | 1.5 | Khalil Shakir - BUF |
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| TE | 
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Brock Bowers - LV | 22.3 | 3.7 | Oronde Gadsden - LAC | 
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| K | 
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Tyler Loop - BAL | 2 | 14 | Andy Borregales - NE |
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| DEF |
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Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 28 | 11 | LA Chargers - LAC | 
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| Total | 121.62 | 71.84 | ||||
| Winner | hancocky bastards (+49.78) | |||||
| Position | |
Depressed Colts Fan | Endzone Jones | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
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Josh Allen - BUF | 16.72 | 19.24 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 
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| RB | 
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Tony Pollard - TEN | 5.3 | 5.1 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 
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| RB | 
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Bucky Irving - TB | 16.1 | 6.5 | Kenneth Gainwell - PIT |
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| WR | 
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Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 0 | -0.1 | Chimere Dike - TEN | 
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| WR | 
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Cooper Kupp - SEA | 5.4 | 13.5 | Kayshon Boutte - NE | 
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| WR | 
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Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 7 | 18.3 | Christian Watson - GB | 
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| TE | 
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Brenton Strange - JAX | 13.5 | 8.9 | Juwan Johnson - NO | 
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| K | 
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Cam Little - JAX | 6 | 7 | Zane Gonzalez - ATL |
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| DEF | 
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Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX | 14 | 11 | LA Chargers - LAC |
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| Total | 84.02 | 89.44 | ||||
| Winner | Endzone Jones (+5.42) | |||||
| Position |  |
Kingpins of Crime | The Good Guys | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
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Joe Burrow - CIN | 19.24 | 16.72 | Josh Allen - BUF |
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| RB | 
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Omarion Hampton - LAC | 0 | 5.1 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX |
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| RB | 
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Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 11.2 | 5.6 | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 
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| WR |
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Chimere Dike - TEN | -0.1 | 1.5 | Khalil Shakir - BUF |
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| WR |
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Troy Franklin - DEN | 4.1 | 35.2 | A.J. Brown - PHI |
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| WR | 
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Tyrell Shavers - BUF | 0 | 21.5 | Nico Collins - HOU | 
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| TE | 
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Theo Johnson - NYG | 5.9 | 8.9 | Juwan Johnson - NO |
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| K |
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Andy Borregales - NE | 14 | 10 | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 
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| DEF |
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LA Chargers - LAC | 11 | 14 | Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX |
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| Total | 65.34 | 118.52 | ||||
| Winner | The Good Guys (+53.18) | |||||
| Position | |
Oodles of Noodles | Zurich Fins | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
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Josh Allen - BUF | 16.72 | 19.64 | Jacoby Brissett - ARI | 
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| RB |
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Jonathan Taylor - IND | 15.1 | 21.2 | RJ Harvey - DEN | 
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| RB | 
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Tahj Brooks - CIN | 0 | 17.4 | Derrick Henry - BAL | 
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| WR | 
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Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 4.3 | 5.6 | Stefon Diggs - NE | 
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| WR |
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Puka Nacua - LAR | 13.2 | 4.5 | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 
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| WR |
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Davante Adams - LAR | 21.8 | 3.6 | Parker Washington - JAX | 
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| TE |
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Brock Bowers - LV | 22.3 | 8.7 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 
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| K | 
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Jason Myers - SEA | 19 | 9 | Wil Lutz - DEN | 
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| DEF |
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Seattle Seahawks - SEA | 28 | 14 | Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX |
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| Total | 140.42 | 103.64 | ||||
| Winner | Oodles of Noodles (+36.78) | |||||
| Position | |
Green Bowl Packers | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
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Jacoby Brissett - ARI | 19.64 | 29.44 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 
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| RB |
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TreVeyon Henderson - NE | 11.6 | 15.1 | Jonathan Taylor - IND |
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| RB | 
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Devin Neal - NO | 9.9 | 17.4 | Derrick Henry - BAL |
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| WR | 
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Emeka Egbuka - TB | 8.2 | 4.3 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA |
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| WR |
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Ladd McConkey - LAC | 13.9 | 18 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 
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| WR | 
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Jayden Higgins - HOU | 11.5 | 21.8 | Davante Adams - LAR |
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| TE |
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Trey McBride - ARI | 22.2 | 13.5 | Brenton Strange - JAX |
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| K |
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Cam Little - JAX | 6 | 14 | Andy Borregales - NE |
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| DEF |
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Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX | 14 | 14 | Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX |
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| Total | 116.94 | 147.54 | ||||
| Winner | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? (+30.6) | |||||
| Position | |
Bad at This | Pay Day Gray | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
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Patrick Mahomes - KC | 29.44 | 12.84 | Justin Herbert - LAC |
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| RB |
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Derrick Henry - BAL | 17.4 | 15.6 | Breece Hall - NYJ | 
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| RB | 
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Chase Brown - CIN | 18.3 | 5.1 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX |
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| WR | 
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Rashee Rice - KC | 29.4 | 21.5 | Nico Collins - HOU |
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| WR | 
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Gabe Davis - BUF | 1.5 | 21.3 | Jakobi Meyers - JAX | 
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| WR |
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Stefon Diggs - NE | 5.6 | 2.4 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 
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| TE |
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Mark Andrews - BAL | 8.7 | 22.3 | Brock Bowers - LV |
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| K |
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Zane Gonzalez - ATL | 7 | 19 | Jason Myers - SEA |
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| DEF |
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Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX | 14 | 6 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB | 
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| Total | 131.34 | 126.04 | ||||
| Winner | Bad at This (+5.3) | |||||
| Position |  |
Southport Skegs | Drew Crew | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
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Bo Nix - DEN | 16.44 | 6.54 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 
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| RB |
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De'Von Achane - MIA | 19.4 | 19.4 | De'Von Achane - MIA |
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| RB |
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RJ Harvey - DEN | 21.2 | 21.2 | RJ Harvey - DEN |
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| WR | 
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Michael Wilson - ARI | 6.6 | 8.2 | Emeka Egbuka - TB |
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| WR |
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Darnell Mooney - ATL | 4.5 | 11.3 | Tetairoa McMillan - CAR | 
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| WR | 
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Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 10.4 | 17.2 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 
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| TE | 
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Kyle Pitts Sr. - ATL | 15.2 | 8.7 | Mark Andrews - BAL |
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| K |
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Zane Gonzalez - ATL | 7 | 14 | Riley Patterson - MIA | 
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| DEF |
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LA Chargers - LAC | 11 | 14 | Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX |
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| Total | 111.74 | 120.54 | ||||
| Winner | Drew Crew (+8.8) | |||||
| Position |  |
Rusty Ryan and the All Reds | Riley Read Option | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
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Jalen Hurts - PHI | 16.3 | 16.72 | Josh Allen - BUF |
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| RB |
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Chase Brown - CIN | 18.3 | 15.6 | Breece Hall - NYJ |
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| RB |
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Kenneth Gainwell - PIT | 6.5 | 21.2 | RJ Harvey - DEN |
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| WR |
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Rashee Rice - KC | 29.4 | 17.2 | Courtland Sutton - DEN |
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| WR |
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Ladd McConkey - LAC | 13.9 | 4.1 | Troy Franklin - DEN |
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| WR | 
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Zay Flowers - BAL | 0.6 | 4.8 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 
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| TE |
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Trey McBride - ARI | 22.2 | 0 | Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 
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| K |
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Cam Little - JAX | 6 | 6 | Matt Prater - BUF | 
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| DEF | 
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San Francisco 49ers - SF | 12 | 12 | San Francisco 49ers - SF |
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| Total | 125.2 | 97.62 | ||||
| Winner | Rusty Ryan and the All Reds (+27.58) | |||||
| Position |  |
In the Lannisters We Trust | Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade |  |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
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Drake Maye - NE | 20.48 | 6.54 | Lamar Jackson - BAL |
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| RB |
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Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 4.3 | 30.3 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 
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| RB | 
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Jordan Mason - MIN | 5.8 | 12.1 | Ashton Jeanty - LV | 
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| WR |
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Troy Franklin - DEN | 4.1 | 4.3 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA |
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| WR |
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Kayshon Boutte - NE | 13.5 | 17.2 | Courtland Sutton - DEN |
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| WR | 
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Jordan Addison - MIN | 8.6 | 13.9 | Ladd McConkey - LAC |
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| TE |
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Brock Bowers - LV | 22.3 | 8.9 | Juwan Johnson - NO |
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| K |
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Andy Borregales - NE | 14 | 19 | Jason Myers - SEA |
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| DEF | 
|
New England Patriots - NE | 13 | 14 | Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX |
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| Total | 106.08 | 126.24 | ||||
| Winner | Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade (+20.16) | |||||
| Position | |
Jordan Loves Younghoes | Dez Still Caught It |  |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
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Lamar Jackson - BAL | 6.54 | 29.44 | Patrick Mahomes - KC |
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| RB | 
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Chris Rodriguez Jr. - WAS | 10.1 | 17.4 | Derrick Henry - BAL |
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| RB |
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Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 4.3 | 21.2 | RJ Harvey - DEN |
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| WR |
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Christian Watson - GB | 18.3 | 29.4 | Rashee Rice - KC |
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| WR | 
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CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 24.2 | 3.6 | Parker Washington - JAX |
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| WR |
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Tetairoa McMillan - CAR | 11.3 | 13.5 | Kayshon Boutte - NE |
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| TE | 
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Dallas Goedert - PHI | 4.7 | 12.5 | Dalton Schultz - HOU | 
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| K |
|
Tyler Loop - BAL | 2 | 2 | Tyler Loop - BAL |
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| DEF |
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San Francisco 49ers - SF | 12 | 11 | LA Chargers - LAC |
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| Total | 93.44 | 140.04 | ||||
| Winner | Dez Still Caught It (+46.6) | |||||
| Position | |
Woke Up and Chose Violence | She Sucks My Boswell |  |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
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Jacoby Brissett - ARI | 19.64 | 9.46 | Caleb Williams - CHI | 
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| RB |
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RJ Harvey - DEN | 21.2 | 30.3 | Bijan Robinson - ATL |
|
| RB |
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Kenneth Gainwell - PIT | 6.5 | 18.7 | James Cook III - BUF | 
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| WR | 
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Andrei Iosivas - CIN | 9.9 | 7 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA |
|
| WR |
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Darnell Mooney - ATL | 4.5 | 1.5 | Khalil Shakir - BUF |
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| WR |
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Parker Washington - JAX | 3.6 | 13.2 | Puka Nacua - LAR |
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| TE |
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Brock Bowers - LV | 22.3 | 11.3 | Hunter Henry - NE |
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| K | 
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Evan McPherson - CIN | 24 | 9 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 
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| DEF |
|
Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX | 14 | 11 | LA Chargers - LAC |
|
| Total | 125.64 | 111.46 | ||||
| Winner | Woke Up and Chose Violence (+14.18) | |||||
| Position |  |
The Los Angeles ICE-melters | Scrantonicity 7 |  |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
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Jordan Love - GB | 25.76 | 21.66 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 
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| RB |
|
Chris Rodriguez Jr. - WAS | 10.1 | 19.2 | Devin Singletary - NYG | 
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| RB |
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Devin Neal - NO | 9.9 | 5 | Jeremy McNichols - WAS | 
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| WR |
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Christian Watson - GB | 18.3 | 1.4 | Isaiah Hodgins - NYG | 
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| WR |
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Andrei Iosivas - CIN | 9.9 | 13.5 | Kayshon Boutte - NE |
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| WR |
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Rashee Rice - KC | 29.4 | 3.7 | Marvin Mims Jr. - DEN | 
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| TE |
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Mark Andrews - BAL | 8.7 | 0 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 
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| K | 
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Jake Bates - DET | 6 | 1 | Younghoe Koo - NYG | 
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| DEF | 
|
New Orleans Saints - NO | 8 | 17 | Buffalo Bills - BUF | 
|
| Total | 126.06 | 82.46 | ||||
| Winner | The Los Angeles ICE-melters (+43.6) | |||||
| Position | |
Krusty Krab Pizzas | Hock Out With My KOC Out | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
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Matthew Stafford - LAR | 11.62 | 29.44 | Patrick Mahomes - KC |
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| RB | 
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Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 20.4 | 19.4 | De'Von Achane - MIA |
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| RB | 
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Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 11 | 17.4 | Derrick Henry - BAL |
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| WR | 
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Tyler Lockett - LV | 2.1 | 18 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN |
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| WR | 
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Josh Downs - IND | 6.4 | 29.4 | Rashee Rice - KC |
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| WR | 
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DK Metcalf - PIT | 6.2 | 13.5 | Kayshon Boutte - NE |
|
| TE |
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Dallas Goedert - PHI | 4.7 | 4.7 | Dallas Goedert - PHI |
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| K |
|
Evan McPherson - CIN | 24 | 2 | Tyler Loop - BAL |
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| DEF | 
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Baltimore Ravens - BAL | 1 | 4 | Atlanta Falcons - ATL | 
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| Total | 87.42 | 137.84 | ||||
| Winner | Hock Out With My KOC Out (+50.42) | |||||
| Position |  |
Up!!! | Beaver Blitz |  |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
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Bo Nix - DEN | 16.44 | 0 | Jameis Winston - NYG | 
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| RB |
|
Derrick Henry - BAL | 17.4 | 5.1 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX |
|
| RB |
|
Bucky Irving - TB | 16.1 | 15.9 | Quinshon Judkins - CLE | 
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| WR |
|
A.J. Brown - PHI | 35.2 | 10.4 | Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG |
|
| WR |
|
Troy Franklin - DEN | 4.1 | -0.1 | Chimere Dike - TEN |
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| WR | 
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Xavier Worthy - KC | 11.4 | 5.7 | John Metchie III - NYJ | 
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| TE |
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Mark Andrews - BAL | 8.7 | 13.5 | Brenton Strange - JAX |
|
| K |
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Andy Borregales - NE | 14 | 7 | Zane Gonzalez - ATL |
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| DEF |
|
LA Chargers - LAC | 11 | 4 | Arizona Cardinals - ARI | 
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| Total | 134.34 | 61.5 | ||||
| Winner | Up!!! (+72.84) | |||||
| Position | |
WinnersWin | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Easton Stick - ATL | 0 | 29.44 | Patrick Mahomes - KC |
|
| RB | 
|
Owen Wright - TB | 0 | 17.4 | Derrick Henry - BAL |
|
| RB | 
|
Jaydon Blue - DAL | 0 | 5.1 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX |
|
| WR | 
|
Lucky Jackson - MIN | 0 | 18.3 | Christian Watson - GB |
|
| WR | 
|
Ramel Keyton - LV | 0 | 29.4 | Rashee Rice - KC |
|
| WR | 
|
DJ Moore - CHI | 4.7 | 18 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN |
|
| TE | 
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Jordan Akins - JAX | 0 | 5.9 | Theo Johnson - NYG |
|
| K |
|
Andy Borregales - NE | 14 | 9 | Cameron Dicker - LAC |
|
| DEF | 
|
Denver Broncos - DEN | 1 | 1 | Los Angeles Rams - LAR |
|
| Total | 19.7 | 133.54 | ||||
| Winner | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO (+113.84) | |||||
| Position | |
Fighting Methodists | Skid Marks |  |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Patrick Mahomes - KC | 29.44 | 29.44 | Patrick Mahomes - KC |
|
| RB |
|
RJ Harvey - DEN | 21.2 | 12.4 | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 
|
| RB |
|
Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 5.1 | 15.6 | Breece Hall - NYJ |
|
| WR | 
|
Allen Lazard - NYJ | 2 | 1.5 | Khalil Shakir - BUF |
|
| WR |
|
Nico Collins - HOU | 21.5 | 18.3 | Christian Watson - GB |
|
| WR |
|
Jameson Williams - DET | 26.9 | 21.3 | Jakobi Meyers - JAX |
|
| TE |
|
Juwan Johnson - NO | 8.9 | 15.5 | Travis Kelce - KC | 
|
| K |
|
Cam Little - JAX | 6 | 1 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Miami Dolphins - MIA | 11 | 12 | San Francisco 49ers - SF |
|
| Total | 132.04 | 127.04 | ||||
| Winner | Fighting Methodists (+5) | |||||
| Position | |
TheNuke | Cooper Station | |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
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Jameis Winston - NYG | 0 | 20.48 | Drake Maye - NE |
|
| RB |
|
Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 4.3 | 15.6 | Breece Hall - NYJ |
|
| RB |
|
Devin Singletary - NYG | 19.2 | 21.2 | RJ Harvey - DEN |
|
| WR |
|
Wan'Dale Robinson - NYG | 10.4 | 7 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA |
|
| WR | 
|
Darius Slayton - NYG | 14.1 | 4.1 | Troy Franklin - DEN |
|
| WR | 
|
Mack Hollins - NE | 5.3 | 5.6 | Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 
|
| TE |
|
Hunter Henry - NE | 11.3 | 11.3 | Hunter Henry - NE |
|
| K |
|
Andy Borregales - NE | 14 | 9 | Cameron Dicker - LAC |
|
| DEF |
|
New England Patriots - NE | 13 | 1 | Los Angeles Rams - LAR |
|
| Total | 91.6 | 95.28 | ||||
| Winner | Cooper Station (+3.68) | |||||
