Commissioner Central

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Position Beaver Blitz Pay Day Gray
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 27.38 17.74 Jayden Daniels - WAS
RB Rhamondre Stevenson - NE 16.8 26.4 Quinshon Judkins - CLE
RB Rico Dowdle - CAR 10.6 9.4 Bam Knight - ARI
WR George Pickens - DAL 12.2 8.2 Drake London - ATL
WR Kayshon Boutte - NE 13.5 13.2 Romeo Doubs - GB
WR Marvin Mims Jr. - DEN 15.8 0 -
TE Hunter Henry - NE 7.3 0 George Kittle - SF
K Evan McPherson - CIN 17 7 Cameron Dicker - LAC
DEF Carolina Panthers - CAR 16 8 Green Bay Packers - GB
Total 136.58 89.94
Position Scrantonicity 7 Who’s Nailin’ Jalen?
QB Daniel Jones - IND 22.22 19.76 Jacoby Brissett - ARI
RB Quinshon Judkins - CLE 26.4 5.6 Michael Carter - ARI
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 5.9 16.8 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE
WR Rome Odunze - CHI 5.1 33.3 DeVonta Smith - PHI
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 28.1 13.2 Romeo Doubs - GB
WR Tetairoa McMillan - CAR 6.3 2.2 Cooper Kupp - SEA
TE Evan Engram - DEN 9.2 7.6 Harold Fannin Jr. - CLE
K Harrison Butker - KC 7 2 Matt Gay - WAS
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 11 20 New England Patriots - NE
Total 121.22 120.46
Position Ward and Peace Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade
QB Caleb Williams - CHI 4.68 12.24 Michael Penix Jr. - ATL
RB Quinshon Judkins - CLE 26.4 5.9 Alvin Kamara - NO
RB Jacory Croskey-Merritt - WAS 4.2 1.8 Kareem Hunt - KC
WR Nico Collins - HOU 6.7 7.8 Xavier Worthy - KC
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 28.9 0 Tutu Atwell - LAR
WR Jerry Jeudy - CLE 3.7 1.5 Dontayvion Wicks - GB
TE Mason Taylor - NYJ 6.1 6.1 Mason Taylor - NYJ
K Matt Gay - WAS 2 4 Michael Badgley - IND
DEF New England Patriots - NE 20 4 Miami Dolphins - MIA
Total 102.68 43.34
Position Rusty Ryan and the All Reds Kingpins of Crime
QB Aaron Rodgers - PIT 22.56 17.74 Jayden Daniels - WAS
RB Quinshon Judkins - CLE 26.4 5.9 Alvin Kamara - NO
RB Jacory Croskey-Merritt - WAS 4.2 8.5 Kyren Williams - LAR
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 38.1 3.1 Luther Burden III - CHI
WR Davante Adams - LAR 26.5 20.6 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
WR Sterling Shepard - TB 7.5 0 Deebo Samuel - WAS
TE Zach Ertz - WAS 12.7 13.5 Cade Otton - TB
K Michael Badgley - IND 4 9 Jason Myers - SEA
DEF Cleveland Browns - CLE 24 24 Cleveland Browns - CLE
Total 165.96 102.34
Position Southport Skegs Freakofnature
QB Jayden Daniels - WAS 17.74 26.24 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB Jordan Mason - MIN 11.7 7.5 Chuba Hubbard - CAR
RB J.K. Dobbins - DEN 9 34.2 Jonathan Taylor - IND
WR Rome Odunze - CHI 5.1 23.2 Rashee Rice - KC
WR Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI 7.8 21.8 Jordan Addison - MIN
WR Tetairoa McMillan - CAR 6.3 6.3 Tetairoa McMillan - CAR
TE Cade Otton - TB 13.5 4.8 Dallas Goedert - PHI
K Matt Gay - WAS 2 17 Brandon Aubrey - DAL
DEF Denver Broncos - DEN 4 20 New England Patriots - NE
Total 77.14 161.04
Position Fighting Methodists The Los Angeles ICE-melters
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 23.26 22.56 Aaron Rodgers - PIT
RB Jacory Croskey-Merritt - WAS 4.2 4.2 Jacory Croskey-Merritt - WAS
RB TreVeyon Henderson - NE 0.5 26.4 Quinshon Judkins - CLE
WR Xavier Worthy - KC 7.8 13.5 Kayshon Boutte - NE
WR Jerry Jeudy - CLE 3.7 0 Mike Evans - TB
WR Stefon Diggs - NE 13.9 8 DK Metcalf - PIT
TE Harold Fannin Jr. - CLE 7.6 8.4 Travis Kelce - KC
K Chase McLaughlin - TB 5 11 Eddy Pineiro - SF
DEF Cleveland Browns - CLE 24 -4 Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT
Total 89.96 90.06
Position Jordan Loves Younghoes Krusty Krab Pizzas
QB Jared Goff - DET 10.34 10.34 Jared Goff - DET
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 5.9 18.8 Javonte Williams - DAL
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 36.8 7.5 Kimani Vidal - LAC
WR Davante Adams - LAR 26.5 12.2 George Pickens - DAL
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 38.1 26.3 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA
WR Kendrick Bourne - SF 3.4 5.1 Rome Odunze - CHI
TE Michael Mayer - LV 2 21.9 Jake Ferguson - DAL
K Jake Bates - DET 7 8 Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU
DEF Miami Dolphins - MIA 4 3 Arizona Cardinals - ARI
Total 134.04 113.14
Position Depressed Colts Fan Riley Read Option
QB Jared Goff - DET 10.34 23.26 Dak Prescott - DAL
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 7.2 4.2 Jacory Croskey-Merritt - WAS
RB D'Andre Swift - CHI 20.8 5.9 David Montgomery - DET
WR Ladd McConkey - LAC 15.7 6.7 Nico Collins - HOU
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 20.6 12.2 George Pickens - DAL
WR Jerry Jeudy - CLE 3.7 15.7 Ladd McConkey - LAC
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 4.5 18.8 Dalton Schultz - HOU
K Matt Gay - WAS 2 11 Eddy Pineiro - SF
DEF New England Patriots - NE 20 8 Green Bay Packers - GB
Total 104.84 105.76
Position Woke Up and Chose Violence Cooper DeJean is not my lover
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 23.26 10.34 Jared Goff - DET
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 39.1 26.4 Quinshon Judkins - CLE
RB Rico Dowdle - CAR 10.6 9 J.K. Dobbins - DEN
WR Rashee Rice - KC 23.2 7.9 Chris Moore - WAS
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 12.9 20.6 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
WR Ladd McConkey - LAC 15.7 15.8 Tez Johnson - TB
TE Sam LaPorta - DET 4.5 4.5 Sam LaPorta - DET
K Chris Boswell - PIT 8 4 Michael Badgley - IND
DEF New England Patriots - NE 20 4 Denver Broncos - DEN
Total 157.26 102.54
Position TheNuke Dez Still Caught It
QB Jaxson Dart - NYG 28.42 10.34 Jared Goff - DET
RB Cam Skattebo - NYG 18.4 19.8 Jaylen Warren - PIT
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 8.5 26.4 Quinshon Judkins - CLE
WR Drake London - ATL 8.2 15.7 Ladd McConkey - LAC
WR Kayshon Boutte - NE 13.5 0 Jameson Williams - DET
WR Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX 6.1 0 Jayden Higgins - HOU
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 4.8 12.7 Zach Ertz - WAS
K Eddy Pineiro - SF 11 2 Matt Gay - WAS
DEF Las Vegas Raiders - LV -3 24 Cleveland Browns - CLE
Total 95.92 110.94
Position Green Bowl Packers Skid Marks
QB Caleb Williams - CHI 4.68 17.74 Jayden Daniels - WAS
RB Kimani Vidal - LAC 7.5 21.2 Bijan Robinson - ATL
RB J.K. Dobbins - DEN 9 12.8 De'Von Achane - MIA
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 21.8 20.6 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 33.3 8 DK Metcalf - PIT
WR Rashid Shaheed - NO 8 21.8 Jordan Addison - MIN
TE Mason Taylor - NYJ 6.1 4.5 Sam LaPorta - DET
K Matt Gay - WAS 2 8 Chris Boswell - PIT
DEF Kansas City Chiefs - KC 13 20 New England Patriots - NE
Total 105.38 134.64
Position Zurich Fins She Sucks My Boswell
QB Bo Nix - DEN 39.96 10.34 Jared Goff - DET
RB Jordan Mason - MIN 11.7 4.2 Jacory Croskey-Merritt - WAS
RB Tyler Allgeier - ATL 1.6 5.9 Alvin Kamara - NO
WR Sterling Shepard - TB 7.5 21.6 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR Romeo Doubs - GB 13.2 26.8 Chris Olave - NO
WR Jameson Williams - DET 0 13.9 Stefon Diggs - NE
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 4.8 7.6 Harold Fannin Jr. - CLE
K Jake Bates - DET 7 0 Cam Little - JAX
DEF New England Patriots - NE 20 13 Kansas City Chiefs - KC
Total 105.76 103.34
Position Bad at This H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO
QB Jayden Daniels - WAS 17.74 10.34 Jared Goff - DET
RB Jaylen Warren - PIT 19.8 26.4 Quinshon Judkins - CLE
RB Jacory Croskey-Merritt - WAS 4.2 7.5 Kimani Vidal - LAC
WR Deebo Samuel - WAS 0 9 Jaylin Lane - WAS
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 16.7 16.7 Courtland Sutton - DEN
WR Keenan Allen - LAC 28.9 6.3 Tetairoa McMillan - CAR
TE Jonnu Smith - PIT 11.8 13.5 Cade Otton - TB
K Ryan Fitzgerald - CAR 7 11 Eddy Pineiro - SF
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT -4 13 Kansas City Chiefs - KC
Total 102.14 113.74
Position Hock Out With My KOC Out Cooper Station
QB Caleb Williams - CHI 4.68 17.74 Jayden Daniels - WAS
RB Jacory Croskey-Merritt - WAS 4.2 39.1 Christian McCaffrey - SF
RB Quinshon Judkins - CLE 26.4 19.5 Zach Charbonnet - SEA
WR Ladd McConkey - LAC 15.7 26.3 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA
WR Rashid Shaheed - NO 8 7.7 Matthew Golden - GB
WR Jameson Williams - DET 0 7.5 Sterling Shepard - TB
TE Zach Ertz - WAS 12.7 21.9 Jake Ferguson - DAL
K Andy Borregales - NE 7 7 Jake Bates - DET
DEF Miami Dolphins - MIA 4 8 Green Bay Packers - GB
Total 82.68 154.74
Position The Good Guys Endzone Jones
QB Jared Goff - DET 10.34 17.74 Jayden Daniels - WAS
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 7.2 4.2 Jacory Croskey-Merritt - WAS
RB Kimani Vidal - LAC 7.5 19.8 Jaylen Warren - PIT
WR Courtland Sutton - DEN 16.7 15.8 Tez Johnson - TB
WR Rashee Rice - KC 23.2 8 DK Metcalf - PIT
WR Chris Olave - NO 26.8 8.2 Drake London - ATL
TE Harold Fannin Jr. - CLE 7.6 6.1 Mason Taylor - NYJ
K Jake Bates - DET 7 11 Eddy Pineiro - SF
DEF New England Patriots - NE 20 24 Cleveland Browns - CLE
Total 126.34 114.84
Position In the Lannisters We Trust Drew Crew
QB Caleb Williams - CHI 4.68 4.04 Justin Fields - NYJ
RB Cam Skattebo - NYG 18.4 2.1 Nick Chubb - HOU
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 12.4 16.8 Rhamondre Stevenson - NE
WR Ladd McConkey - LAC 15.7 0 Deebo Samuel - WAS
WR Tetairoa McMillan - CAR 6.3 7.8 Xavier Worthy - KC
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 33.3 7.5 Sterling Shepard - TB
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 4.8 4.8 Dallas Goedert - PHI
K Wil Lutz - DEN 5 18 Will Reichard - MIN
DEF Denver Broncos - DEN 4 20 New England Patriots - NE
Total 104.58 81.04
Position WinnersWin Up!!!
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 27.9 17.74 Jayden Daniels - WAS
RB Rico Dowdle - CAR 10.6 26.4 Quinshon Judkins - CLE
RB Cam Skattebo - NYG 18.4 7.2 RJ Harvey - DEN
WR Drake London - ATL 8.2 22 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
WR George Pickens - DAL 12.2 0 Mike Evans - TB
WR Kendrick Bourne - SF 3.4 7.5 Sterling Shepard - TB
TE Dallas Goedert - PHI 4.8 4.5 Sam LaPorta - DET
K Nick Folk - NYJ 7 2 Matt Gay - WAS
DEF Las Vegas Raiders - LV -3 20 New England Patriots - NE
Total 89.5 107.34
Position hancocky bastards Oodles of Noodles
QB Jared Goff - DET 10.34 0 Derek Carr - NO
RB Quinshon Judkins - CLE 26.4 18.8 Josh Jacobs - GB
RB TreVeyon Henderson - NE 0.5 7.5 Chuba Hubbard - CAR
WR Nico Collins - HOU 6.7 0 Christian Watson - GB
WR Jerry Jeudy - CLE 3.7 16.7 Courtland Sutton - DEN
WR DJ Moore - CHI 8.2 9.4 Hollywood Brown - KC
TE Mason Taylor - NYJ 6.1 0 David Njoku - CLE
K Michael Badgley - IND 4 0 -
DEF New York Jets - NYJ 5 3 Atlanta Falcons - ATL
Total 70.94 55.4