| Position | Dez Still Caught It | Points | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 30.4 | Bo Nix - DEN | 19.42 |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 13.3 | David Montgomery - DET | 16.3 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 3.3 | James Conner - ARI | 9.9 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 9.8 | Josh Downs - IND | 5.7 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - KC | 14.5 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 19.7 |
| WR | Malik Nabers - NYG | 12.4 | Puka Nacua - LAR | 20.7 |
| TE | Sam LaPorta - DET | 4.9 | Will Dissly - LAC | 8.7 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 12 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 7 |
| D | Washington Commanders | 4 | Minnesota Vikings | 6 |
| Total | 104.6 | 113.42 | ||
| Winner | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO |
| Position | The Hyrule Koroks | Points | jacksons team | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 15.68 | Bo Nix - DEN | 19.42 |
| RB | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 3.4 | Javonte Williams - DEN | 2.4 |
| RB | Rico Dowdle - DAL | 10.8 | Josh Jacobs - GB | 28.6 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 29.7 | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 3.1 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 12.2 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 8.4 |
| WR | Nick Westbrook-Ikhine - TEN | 12.8 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 9.9 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - WAS | 15.8 | Adam Trautman - DEN | 1.3 |
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 7 | Wil Lutz - DEN | 22 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 7 | Denver Broncos | 8 |
| Total | 114.38 | 103.12 | ||
| Winner | The Hyrule Koroks |
| Position | SemperSometimes | Points | Team Harris | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 28.76 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 28.76 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - GB | 28.6 | Tony Pollard - TEN | 21.9 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 3.5 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 20.6 |
| WR | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 14.3 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 22.9 |
| WR | Jauan Jennings - SF | 9 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 16.8 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 14.3 | Mike Evans - TB | 11.8 |
| TE | Sam LaPorta - DET | 4.9 | Travis Kelce - KC | 12.2 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 7 | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 6 |
| D | Houston Texans | 18 | Kansas City Chiefs | 2 |
| Total | 128.36 | 142.96 | ||
| Winner | Team Harris |
| Position | The Good Guys | Points | Up!!! | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 17.62 | Geno Smith - SEA | 12.36 |
| RB | Rico Dowdle - DAL | 10.8 | James Conner - ARI | 9.9 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 20.6 | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 15.4 |
| WR | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 0 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 9.8 |
| WR | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 19.7 | Xavier Worthy - KC | 9.1 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 22.9 | Jameson Williams - DET | 11.8 |
| TE | Cade Otton - TB | 4 | Jonnu Smith - MIA | 23.7 |
| K | Jake Bates - DET | 8 | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 6 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 11 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 11 |
| Total | 114.62 | 109.06 | ||
| Winner | The Good Guys |
| Position | Endzone Jones | Points | SaquON & On & On & On | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 17.62 | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 30.4 |
| RB | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 3.4 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 3.3 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - GB | 28.6 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 3.4 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 9.8 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 9.8 |
| WR | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 0 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 7.7 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 14.3 | Xavier Legette - CAR | 9.6 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - WAS | 15.8 | Travis Kelce - KC | 12.2 |
| K | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 16 | Spencer Shrader - KC | 13 |
| D | Washington Commanders | 4 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 11 |
| Total | 109.52 | 100.4 | ||
| Winner | Endzone Jones |
| Position | Bad at This | Points | Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 17.62 | Kyler Murray - ARI | 10.3 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 3.3 | Aaron Jones - MIN | 19.9 |
| RB | Audric Estime - DEN | 1.5 | Austin Ekeler - WAS | 4.4 |
| WR | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 14.3 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 7.7 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - CHI | 23.6 | Nick Westbrook-Ikhine - TEN | 12.8 |
| WR | Josh Downs - IND | 5.7 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 9.8 |
| TE | Adam Trautman - DEN | 1.3 | Trey McBride - ARI | 25.3 |
| K | Spencer Shrader - KC | 13 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 16 |
| D | Houston Texans | 18 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 7 |
| Total | 98.32 | 113.2 | ||
| Winner | Cooper DeJean is not my lover |
| Position | Beat My Meat to Zeke | Points | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jared Goff - DET | 10.76 | Josh Johnson - BAL | 0 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 16.3 | David Montgomery - DET | 16.3 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - HOU | 9.5 | Bucky Irving - TB | 27.1 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 4.7 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 9.9 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 11.8 | Nico Collins - HOU | 20.2 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 22.9 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 30.2 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 12.2 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 18.4 |
| K | Jake Moody - SF | 5 | Spencer Shrader - KC | 13 |
| D | Denver Broncos | 8 | Los Angeles Rams | -7 |
| Total | 101.16 | 128.1 | ||
| Winner | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac |
| Position | Anthony’s Richer Son | Points | Bob Barker’s House of Pain | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 28.76 | Bo Nix - DEN | 19.42 |
| RB | Trey Benson - ARI | 1.8 | Ameer Abdullah - LV | 17.5 |
| RB | Bucky Irving - TB | 27.1 | Josh Jacobs - GB | 28.6 |
| WR | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 0 | Michael Wilson - ARI | 7.4 |
| WR | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 12.3 | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 12.3 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 29.7 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 0 |
| TE | Zach Ertz - WAS | 15.8 | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 0 |
| K | Joshua Karty - LAR | 1 | Joshua Karty - LAR | 1 |
| D | Denver Broncos | 8 | Las Vegas Raiders | 0 |
| Total | 124.46 | 86.22 | ||
| Winner | Anthony’s Richer Son |
| Position | Shotgun Bob | Points | Alpha Females | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jared Goff - DET | 10.76 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 17.62 |
| RB | Bucky Irving - TB | 27.1 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 7.8 |
| RB | Austin Ekeler - WAS | 4.4 | James Conner - ARI | 9.9 |
| WR | Rome Odunze - CHI | 8.9 | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 0 |
| WR | Marquez Valdes-Scantling - NO | 0 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 8.4 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 3.1 | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 12.3 |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 20.2 | Tucker Kraft - GB | 10.6 |
| K | Cairo Santos - CHI | 8 | Chad Ryland - ARI | 5 |
| D | Detroit Lions | 6 | Arizona Cardinals | 12 |
| Total | 88.46 | 83.62 | ||
| Winner | Shotgun Bob |
| Position | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s | Points | Southport Skegs | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Sam Darnold - MIN | 21.1 | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 15.68 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 24.9 | Joe Mixon - HOU | 9.5 |
| RB | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 9 | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 0.6 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 20.7 | Noah Brown - WAS | 13.1 |
| WR | Jameson Williams - DET | 11.8 | Tre Tucker - LV | 15.2 |
| WR | Xavier Worthy - KC | 9.1 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 30.2 |
| TE | Jonnu Smith - MIA | 23.7 | Travis Kelce - KC | 12.2 |
| K | Spencer Shrader - KC | 13 | Chad Ryland - ARI | 5 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 2 | Detroit Lions | 6 |
| Total | 135.3 | 107.48 | ||
| Winner | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s |
| Position | Pay Day Gray | Points | She Sucks My Boswell | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 15.06 | Bo Nix - DEN | 19.42 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 20.6 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 20.6 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - GB | 28.6 | Derrick Henry - BAL | 14 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 22.9 | Nico Collins - HOU | 20.2 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 14.3 | Puka Nacua - LAR | 20.7 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 20.7 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 4.7 |
| TE | Trey McBride - ARI | 25.3 | Hunter Henry - NE | 9.4 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 10 | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 6 |
| D | Miami Dolphins | 13 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 7 |
| Total | 170.46 | 122.02 | ||
| Winner | Pay Day Gray |
| Position | The Saginasty Lannisters | Points | Skol! Go Yikes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Bo Nix - DEN | 19.42 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 17.62 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 20.6 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 3.4 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - MIN | 19.9 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 15 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 22.9 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 22.9 |
| WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 7.7 | Josh Downs - IND | 5.7 |
| WR | Jayden Reed - GB | 5.6 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 28.4 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 5.9 | Brock Bowers - LV | 7.8 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 10 | Austin Seibert - WAS | 8 |
| D | Houston Texans | 18 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 11 |
| Total | 130.02 | 119.82 | ||
| Winner | The Saginasty Lannisters |
| Position | Freakofnature | Points | Kingpins of Crime | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Bo Nix - DEN | 19.42 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 17.62 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 7.8 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 24.9 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 3.3 | Austin Ekeler - WAS | 4.4 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 28.4 | Puka Nacua - LAR | 20.7 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 20.2 | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 14.3 |
| WR | Jameson Williams - DET | 11.8 | Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 14.5 |
| TE | Jonnu Smith - MIA | 23.7 | Will Dissly - LAC | 8.7 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 7 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 16 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 2 | Washington Commanders | 4 |
| Total | 123.62 | 125.12 | ||
| Winner | Kingpins of Crime |
| Position | Scrantonicity 6 | Points | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray - ARI | 10.3 | Easton Stick - LAC | 0 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 7.8 | Justice Hill - BAL | 14.2 |
| RB | Bucky Irving - TB | 27.1 | Gus Edwards - LAC | 7.1 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 20.7 | Nelson Agholor - BAL | 0 |
| WR | Jameson Williams - DET | 11.8 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 11.2 |
| WR | Christian Watson - GB | 0.4 | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 0 |
| TE | Trey McBride - ARI | 25.3 | Isaiah Likely - BAL | 0 |
| K | Spencer Shrader - KC | 13 | - | 0 |
| D | Houston Texans | 18 | LA Chargers | -1 |
| Total | 134.4 | 31.5 | ||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 6 |
| Position | Skid Marks | Points | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Bo Nix - DEN | 19.42 | Baker Mayfield - TB | 18.66 |
| RB | Najee Harris - PIT | 7.4 | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 3.4 |
| RB | Cam Akers - MIN | 3.5 | Javonte Williams - DEN | 2.4 |
| WR | Cedric Tillman - CLE | 2.8 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 22.9 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - KC | 14.5 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 19.7 |
| WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 7.7 | Jayden Reed - GB | 5.6 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 5.9 | Will Dissly - LAC | 8.7 |
| K | Jake Bates - DET | 8 | Spencer Shrader - KC | 13 |
| D | Houston Texans | 18 | Houston Texans | 18 |
| Total | 87.22 | 112.36 | ||
| Winner | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? |
| Position | hancocky bastards | Points | Jordan Loves Younghoes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 22.58 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 15.06 |
| RB | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 9 | Nick Chubb - CLE | 19 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 2.4 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 3.3 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 21.2 | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 0 |
| WR | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 0 | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 29.7 |
| WR | Nick Westbrook-Ikhine - TEN | 12.8 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 15.6 |
| TE | Will Dissly - LAC | 8.7 | Jonnu Smith - MIA | 23.7 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 10 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 13 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 11 | Minnesota Vikings | 6 |
| Total | 97.68 | 125.36 | ||
| Winner | Jordan Loves Younghoes |
| Position | Woke Up and Chose Violence | Points | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 22.58 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 17.62 |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 11.7 | Bucky Irving - TB | 27.1 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - KC | 11.7 | Justice Hill - BAL | 14.2 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 8.8 | DeAndre Hopkins - KC | 14.5 |
| WR | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 19.7 | DeVonta Smith - PHI | 0 |
| WR | Malik Nabers - NYG | 12.4 | Alec Pierce - IND | 4.9 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 12.2 | Luke Schoonmaker - DAL | 14.5 |
| K | Jake Bates - DET | 8 | Wil Lutz - DEN | 22 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 11 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 11 |
| Total | 118.08 | 125.82 | ||
| Winner | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts |
| Position | Green Bowl Packers | Points | Gamecocks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Bo Nix - DEN | 19.42 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 22.58 |
| RB | Brian Robinson Jr. - WAS | 3.4 | Josh Jacobs - GB | 28.6 |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 11.7 | Gus Edwards - LAC | 7.1 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 20 | Puka Nacua - LAR | 20.7 |
| WR | Jameson Williams - DET | 11.8 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 9.9 |
| WR | Rome Odunze - CHI | 8.9 | Christian Watson - GB | 0.4 |
| TE | Hunter Henry - NE | 9.4 | Brock Bowers - LV | 7.8 |
| K | Spencer Shrader - KC | 13 | Chad Ryland - ARI | 5 |
| D | Houston Texans | 18 | Philadelphia Eagles | 9 |
| Total | 115.62 | 111.08 | ||
| Winner | Green Bowl Packers |
| Position | Drew Crew | Points | your killin me willis | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 15.06 | Jared Goff - DET | 10.76 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 3.5 | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 3.3 |
| RB | Javonte Williams - DEN | 2.4 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 20.6 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 20.7 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 9.9 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 22.9 | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 3.1 |
| WR | Romeo Doubs - GB | 8.4 | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 12.3 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 18.4 | Sam LaPorta - DET | 4.9 |
| K | Matt Gay - IND | 6 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 16 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 2 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 11 |
| Total | 99.36 | 91.86 | ||
| Winner | Drew Crew |
| Position | Puck the Fackers | Points | Riley Read Option | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 22.58 | Bo Nix - DEN | 19.42 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 24.9 | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 9 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - BAL | 14 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 20.6 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 9.8 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 7.7 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 20 | Terry McLaurin - WAS | 21.2 |
| WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 7.7 | Quentin Johnston - LAC | 0 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 12.2 | Travis Kelce - KC | 12.2 |
| K | Spencer Shrader - KC | 13 | Jake Bates - DET | 8 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 2 | Washington Commanders | 4 |
| Total | 126.18 | 102.12 | ||
| Winner | Puck the Fackers |
