| Position | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s | Points | hancocky bastards | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 7.98 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 16.64 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 8.7 | Joe Mixon - HOU | 21.9 |
| RB | Chase Brown - CIN | 19 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 15.9 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 17.9 | Nico Collins - HOU | 19.9 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 40.5 | Puka Nacua - LAR | 17.3 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 11.3 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 4.7 |
| TE | Sam LaPorta - DET | 15.6 | George Kittle - SF | 1.7 |
| K | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 15 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 12 |
| D | Detroit Lions | 5 | Denver Broncos | 13 |
| Total | 140.98 | 123.04 | ||
| Winner | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s |
| Position | Puck the Fackers | Points | Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 16.64 | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 14.38 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 18.3 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 18.3 |
| RB | Breece Hall - NYJ | 6 | Ameer Abdullah - LV | 7.3 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 19.9 | George Pickens - PIT | 16.4 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 17.3 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 9.4 |
| WR | Zay Flowers - BAL | 10.1 | Marquez Valdes-Scantling - NO | 11.6 |
| TE | Trey McBride - ARI | 21.6 | Noah Gray - KC | 9.8 |
| K | Zane Gonzalez - WAS | 4 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 6 |
| D | Washington Commanders | 8 | Dallas Cowboys | 18 |
| Total | 121.84 | 111.18 | ||
| Winner | Puck the Fackers |
| Position | Drew Crew | Points | Anthony’s Richer Son | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 16.64 | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 27.64 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 10.4 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 17.3 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 8.7 | Joe Mixon - HOU | 21.9 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 19.9 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 5.9 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 17.3 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 17 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 5.9 | Mike Evans - TB | 25.8 |
| TE | Sam LaPorta - DET | 15.6 | Travis Kelce - KC | 13.8 |
| K | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 12 | Jake Bates - DET | 11 |
| D | Houston Texans | 1 | Dallas Cowboys | 18 |
| Total | 107.44 | 158.34 | ||
| Winner | Anthony’s Richer Son |
| Position | Green Bowl Packers | Points | Endzone Jones | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Anthony Richardson - IND | 21.16 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 15.62 |
| RB | Gus Edwards - LAC | 4.3 | Rico Dowdle - DAL | 21.3 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs - GB | 21.7 | Rachaad White - TB | 8.8 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 4 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 9.1 |
| WR | DK Metcalf - SEA | 10.6 | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 20.7 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - CAR | 23.9 | Xavier Legette - CAR | 9.3 |
| TE | Taysom Hill - NO | 9.7 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 12.5 |
| K | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 15 | John Parker Romo - | 0 |
| D | Washington Commanders | 8 | Dallas Cowboys | 18 |
| Total | 118.36 | 115.32 | ||
| Winner | Green Bowl Packers |
| Position | The Hyrule Koroks | Points | Freakofnature | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 17.62 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 16.64 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 10.4 | Josh Jacobs - GB | 21.7 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - HOU | 21.9 | Bucky Irving - TB | 27.5 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 17.3 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 9.4 |
| WR | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 18.7 | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 9.2 |
| WR | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 20.7 | Marquez Valdes-Scantling - NO | 11.6 |
| TE | Taysom Hill - NO | 9.7 | Sam LaPorta - DET | 15.6 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 7 | Matthew Wright - KC | 13 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 2 | Houston Texans | 1 |
| Total | 125.32 | 125.64 | ||
| Winner | Freakofnature |
| Position | Alpha Females | Points | SaquON & On & On & On | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jared Goff - DET | 16.94 | Sam Darnold - MIN | 19.6 |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 8.8 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 8.7 |
| RB | Bucky Irving - TB | 27.5 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 17.3 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 25.8 | Nico Collins - HOU | 19.9 |
| WR | Courtland Sutton - DEN | 16.2 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 16.9 |
| WR | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 11.9 | George Pickens - PIT | 16.4 |
| TE | Trey McBride - ARI | 21.6 | Cade Otton - TB | 6 |
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 15 | Nick Folk - TEN | 9 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 2 | New York Jets | 17 |
| Total | 145.74 | 130.8 | ||
| Winner | Alpha Females |
| Position | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | Points | jacksons team | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 7.98 | Jameis Winston - CLE | 32.98 |
| RB | Chase Brown - CIN | 19 | - | 0 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - TEN | 8.8 | - | 0 |
| WR | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 7 | - | 0 |
| WR | Keenan Allen - CHI | 24.3 | - | 0 |
| WR | Jordan Addison - MIN | 9.4 | - | 0 |
| TE | Mark Andrews - BAL | 18.9 | - | 0 |
| K | Brandon McManus - GB | 13 | - | 0 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 3 | 0 | |
| Total | 111.38 | 32.98 | ||
| Winner | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? |
| Position | The Saginasty Lannisters | Points | Scrantonicity 6 | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 10.2 | Baker Mayfield - TB | 10.2 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 18.3 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 6.6 |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 8.8 | Jaylen Warren - PIT | 10.4 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 16.9 | DeMario Douglas - NE | 6 |
| WR | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 7 | Jauan Jennings - SF | 8.6 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - KC | 13 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 18.7 |
| TE | Cade Otton - TB | 6 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 12.5 |
| K | Jake Bates - DET | 11 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 4 |
| D | Washington Commanders | 8 | Denver Broncos | 13 |
| Total | 99.2 | 90 | ||
| Winner | The Saginasty Lannisters |
| Position | Skid Marks | Points | Beat My Meat to Zeke | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 10.2 | Josh Allen - BUF | 28.42 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 10.4 | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 17.3 |
| RB | Bucky Irving - TB | 27.5 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 6.6 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 19.9 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 20.6 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 17.3 | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 4 |
| WR | Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 9.2 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 10.6 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 13.8 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 18.9 |
| K | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 12 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 13 |
| D | Detroit Lions | 5 | Arizona Cardinals | 9 |
| Total | 125.3 | 128.42 | ||
| Winner | Beat My Meat to Zeke |
| Position | The Good Guys | Points | Pay Day Gray | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 14.38 | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 27.64 |
| RB | Bucky Irving - TB | 27.5 | Joe Mixon - HOU | 21.9 |
| RB | Rhamondre Stevenson - NE | 12.4 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 18.3 |
| WR | Rome Odunze - CHI | 4.5 | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 20.7 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 4.7 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 18.7 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 5.9 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 16.9 |
| TE | Brock Bowers - LV | 30.2 | Cade Otton - TB | 6 |
| K | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 9 | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 15 |
| D | Kansas City Chiefs | 3 | Denver Broncos | 13 |
| Total | 111.58 | 158.14 | ||
| Winner | Pay Day Gray |
| Position | Riley Read Option | Points | She Sucks My Boswell | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 14.38 | Aidan O'Connell - LV | 19.6 |
| RB | Bucky Irving - TB | 27.5 | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 0.4 |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 8.8 | Jaylen Wright - MIA | 0 |
| WR | Nico Collins - HOU | 19.9 | Tyler Boyd - TEN | 6.7 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 17.3 | Lil'Jordan Humphrey - DEN | 0 |
| WR | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 20.7 | Odell Beckham Jr. - MIA | 1.9 |
| TE | Hunter Henry - NE | 14.5 | Michael Mayer - LV | 1.5 |
| K | Jake Elliott - PHI | 6 | Dustin Hopkins - CLE | 6 |
| D | New York Jets | 17 | Chicago Bears | 1 |
| Total | 146.08 | 37.1 | ||
| Winner | Riley Read Option |
| Position | Dez Still Caught It | Points | Bad at This | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert - LAC | 7.98 | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 14.38 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 10.4 | Bucky Irving - TB | 27.5 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 18.3 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 8.7 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 17.3 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 11.6 |
| WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 17 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 17 |
| WR | Davante Adams - NYJ | 17.6 | Nico Collins - HOU | 19.9 |
| TE | Will Dissly - LAC | 0 | Travis Kelce - KC | 13.8 |
| K | Justin Tucker - BAL | 7 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 6 |
| D | Houston Texans | 1 | Dallas Cowboys | 18 |
| Total | 96.58 | 136.88 | ||
| Winner | Bad at This |
| Position | Shotgun Bob | Points | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 14.38 | Bo Nix - DEN | 12.16 |
| RB | Joe Mixon - HOU | 21.9 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 8.7 |
| RB | Rico Dowdle - DAL | 21.3 | James Cook - BUF | 19 |
| WR | Xavier Worthy - KC | 10.4 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 11.6 |
| WR | David Moore - CAR | 9 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 4.7 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 5.9 | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 4 |
| TE | Tucker Kraft - GB | 13.8 | David Njoku - CLE | 26.2 |
| K | Jake Moody - SF | 2 | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 15 |
| D | Houston Texans | 1 | Denver Broncos | 13 |
| Total | 99.68 | 114.36 | ||
| Winner | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac |
| Position | your killin me willis | Points | Up!!! | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 10.2 | Baker Mayfield - TB | 10.2 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 18.3 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 8.7 |
| RB | Bucky Irving - TB | 27.5 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 7.2 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 17.3 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 11.6 |
| WR | Davante Adams - NYJ | 17.6 | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 7 |
| WR | Nick Westbrook-Ikhine - TEN | 21.1 | Adam Thielen - CAR | 23.9 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 12.5 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 12.5 |
| K | John Parker Romo - | 0 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 4 |
| D | Washington Commanders | 8 | Baltimore Ravens | 4 |
| Total | 132.5 | 89.1 | ||
| Winner | your killin me willis |
| Position | Southport Skegs | Points | Skol! Go Yikes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 19.26 | Josh Allen - BUF | 28.42 |
| RB | Derrick Henry - BAL | 14.1 | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 8.7 |
| RB | Jaleel McLaughlin - DEN | 9.4 | Tony Pollard - TEN | 8.8 |
| WR | Nick Westbrook-Ikhine - TEN | 21.1 | Nico Collins - HOU | 19.9 |
| WR | Devaughn Vele - DEN | 2.6 | George Pickens - PIT | 16.4 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 4.7 | Malik Nabers - NYG | 15.3 |
| TE | Trey McBride - ARI | 21.6 | George Kittle - SF | 1.7 |
| K | John Parker Romo - | 0 | Zane Gonzalez - WAS | 4 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 2 | Washington Commanders | 8 |
| Total | 94.76 | 111.22 | ||
| Winner | Skol! Go Yikes |
| Position | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | Points | Gamecocks | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 16.64 | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 27.64 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 17.3 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 25.5 |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey - SF | 8.7 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 15.9 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 5.9 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 16.9 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - KC | 13 | Nico Collins - HOU | 19.9 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 4.7 | Davante Adams - NYJ | 17.6 |
| TE | Taysom Hill - NO | 9.7 | Trey McBride - ARI | 21.6 |
| K | Jake Bates - DET | 11 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 7 |
| D | Dallas Cowboys | 18 | Minnesota Vikings | 2 |
| Total | 104.94 | 154.04 | ||
| Winner | Gamecocks |
| Position | SemperSometimes | Points | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield - TB | 10.2 | Brock Purdy - SF | 2.16 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - | 0 | Devin Singletary - NYG | 2.3 |
| RB | Adam Prentice - NO | 0 | Jerick McKinnon - KC | 0 |
| WR | Andre Baccellia - ARI | 0 | Tyler Boyd - TEN | 6.7 |
| WR | Ainias Smith - PHI | 0 | Josh Downs - IND | 0 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - CAR | 23.9 | Marquise Goodwin - CLE | 0 |
| TE | Brenton Strange - JAX | 2.4 | Chig Okonkwo - TEN | 5.7 |
| K | Cam Little - JAX | 5 | Blake Grupe - NO | 9 |
| D | Washington Commanders | 8 | Seattle Seahawks | 16 |
| Total | 49.5 | 41.86 | ||
| Winner | SemperSometimes |
| Position | Woke Up and Chose Violence | Points | Bob Barker’s House of Pain | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 16.64 | Derek Carr - NO | 14.56 |
| RB | Bucky Irving - TB | 27.5 | Braelon Allen - NYJ | 4.7 |
| RB | Tony Pollard - TEN | 8.8 | Emari Demercado - ARI | 2.5 |
| WR | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 20.7 | Kendrick Bourne - NE | 7.5 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 4.7 | Ray-Ray McCloud - ATL | 13.3 |
| WR | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 11.3 | Tank Dell - HOU | 3.3 |
| TE | Noah Gray - KC | 9.8 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 12.5 |
| K | Nick Folk - TEN | 9 | Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 13 |
| D | Indianapolis Colts | 3 | Washington Commanders | 8 |
| Total | 111.44 | 79.36 | ||
| Winner | Woke Up and Chose Violence |
| Position | Team Harris | Points | Kingpins of Crime | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 28.42 | Josh Allen - BUF | 28.42 |
| RB | Kyle Juszczyk - SF | -2.1 | Chase Brown - CIN | 19 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - | 0 | James Cook - BUF | 19 |
| WR | Davante Adams - NYJ | 17.6 | Alec Pierce - IND | 9.6 |
| WR | Nick Westbrook-Ikhine - TEN | 21.1 | Mike Evans - TB | 25.8 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 40.5 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 11.6 |
| TE | Noah Gray - KC | 9.8 | Cade Otton - TB | 6 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 3 | John Parker Romo - | 0 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 14 | Kansas City Chiefs | 3 |
| Total | 132.32 | 122.42 | ||
| Winner | Team Harris |
| Position | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts | Points | Jordan Loves Younghoes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud - HOU | 14.38 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 25.38 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 18.3 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 10.4 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor - IND | 17.3 | Josh Jacobs - GB | 21.7 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 11.6 | Malik Nabers - NYG | 15.3 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 6.5 | Xavier Worthy - KC | 10.4 |
| WR | Malik Nabers - NYG | 15.3 | Nico Collins - HOU | 19.9 |
| TE | Brock Bowers - LV | 30.2 | George Kittle - SF | 1.7 |
| K | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 15 | Justin Tucker - BAL | 7 |
| D | Houston Texans | 1 | Detroit Lions | 5 |
| Total | 129.58 | 116.78 | ||
| Winner | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts |
